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doodler-jpeg · 7 months

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Thinking about self aware! MW characters (plus Roach) who absolutely adore your laugh.

CW// gender neutral, unfunny men deserve to be slandered, favoritism is seen, badly translated Scottish and Spanish, this is based off of my interpretation (you can find the main fic link on my account)

Feedback and criticism are highly encouraged! Please tell me if anything is badly translated, out of character, or something else!

Ghost actively makes jokes that are guaranteed to make you at least giggle. Even through this weird mental barrier (for him) and your monitor's screen, it's so invigorating to hear some form of joy out on the field, especially when it's from you. It just makes that fuzzy feeling in his heart multiply.

"Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all night."

Gaz takes absolute advantage of this. He makes a few jokes here and there, but keeps it to interesting stories. In some instances, he just starts laughing out of nowhere and you can't help but join in. It's very clear he gets bitches on the daily.

"Didn't know I was that funny, but I'll take what I can get."

Price uses all of his past experiences with courting to get, at the very least, a giggle or two out of you. He doesn't have millenium of experience (contrary to your belief), but he's certain that his "old-man" charisma and his weird way with words. But he still tells some older jokes, so your assumption that he's older isn't completely wrong (he was totally raised by his grandparents).

"Would you like to hear a story?" *Tells one of the pointless joke stories that lasts for 10 minutes and has the stupidest punchline*

Roach can't really come up with ways to make you laugh. His preference of keeping quiet and faceless doesn't really help, either. Instead, he tries to point out some enemy on the field, signing insults to them that you're sure to understand.

'His head looks like a donkey, and he acts like one, too.'

Soap physically cannot keep you from laughing. He doesn't even have to make a joke, you just start laughing. He believes it's because he's just an immediately funny dude, but you're not going to tell him that he looks stupid with that hairstyle. If he does tell any jokes, they're not even funny.

"Dinnae ken how come ye'r laughing, bit keep daein' it."

Alejandro tries, he really does, and it doesn't work most of the time. It's kind of funny seeing this overly-confident dude absolutely fumble because of his lack of realization that your personality and humor aren't really the same as the people he usually catches. On occasion, though, he does get a rise out of you and can't stop smirking about it for the rest of the day.

Valeria has subtle jokes that rely mainly on her tone, but those aren't her priority. She doesn't mean to be rude (lies usually, but with you?), but she does impressions of your laugh and then comments on it. Usually they're not bad, but it does feel demeaning sometimes.

"Me gusta esa risa. Jejejejeje."

"You know why Mexicans call Americans 'gringos'? ... Would you like to?"

Rodolfo doesn't always try to make you laugh - he still gets a bit disoriented that you're no physically there (which means he can't see your face, but what is he gonna do about it?). His humbleness and large range of jokes really comes through, especially since he'd been the family entertainer at parties. If you can understand simple jokes in Spanish? You're practically set to be unable to keep a straight face, and he loves it. (Even if he doesn't understand it, he'll turn it into a mini lesson so you do)

"¿Qué dijo el gato cuando chocó su carro? 'Miau-to.'"

Nikolai has a handful of Russian jokes at his disposal. Are you completely guaranteed to understand? No, and he doesn't expect you to. If you do understand Russian, boy howdy is he gonna have the time of his life! You won't be able to breathe properly until he's out of sight!

"You see, it's funny because-" *explains joke if you don't understand*

Laswell is a huge fan of subtle jokes. She often makes small, funny comments that get light-hearted chuckles out of her. However, she also has older humor, which means you're less likely to understand unless you, too, are old (which isn't likely, but it's still a possibility). She likes hearing you laugh and really does try to get some sort of connection with you, even if it doesn't work.

"What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? 'Damn it, I missed the bus.'"

Alex is a funny man. He's aware of his effect on people and uses it to his full advantage. As a people-pleaser, he makes it his duty to get you to laugh as much as possible. If he doesn't make you laugh, he'll make himself laugh, and then you laugh. He's totally not putting all his effort into jokes just to get you to laugh or anything. He's just that guy.

"Me? A tryhard? Whaaaat? Psh- as if."

Farah has no business with nonchalant jokes, but she makes them work. While she does like the sound of your voice, she doesn't want to force it. She believes that intentionally funny words can diminish any genuine laughter, so she sticks to half-assing it in hopes you at least giggle. That's not to say she doesn't try to get you to laugh - she just does it far less, since she can't see your face (but she can just imagine the glee on your face if you get the giggles because of her).

"What is your type of humor? Asking for a friend."

Graves is unintentionally funny. When he tries, he fails miserably. He says a southern phrase that might not be super known? You're cracking up. He doesn't get it, but at least you're going 'teehee'.

"What's so funny 'bout me sayin' cattywampus? It fits the situation!"

#cod self aware au #self aware au #self aware call of duty #john price x reader #x reader #call of duty x reader #call of duty #ghost x reader #soap x reader #gaz x reader #alejandro vargas x reader #rodolfo parra x reader #phillip graves x reader #nikolai x reader #laswell x reader #alex keller x reader #farah karim x reader

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codecicle · 5 months

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The QSMP is looking for smaller English-speaking streamers, so I figured I'd take the time to introduce qsmpblr to none other than Eric "Condi" Condifiction!!

// this will contain (very minor) spoilers for jrwi riptide, apotheosis, bitb, some prime defenders, and the SCU //

Condi is an English-speaking Canadian who's a part of Just Roll With It (JRWI), the absurdly powerful dnd podcast he runs with his friends Bizly, Grizzly, and Slimecicle!! He plays several characters across their multiple campaigns, along with DM'ing his own campaign of Apotheosis. He plays/played Jay Ferin for Riptide, Rolan Deep for Blood in the Bayou, Sylnan Vengolor for Fated, Flynn Gustwind for Convergence, and Vyncent Sol for Prime Defenders. (plus something im probably forgetting whoops anyway)

He is insanely talented at rp and improv, with some of the more infamous and my favorite examples being episodes 53, 100, and 101 in JRWI: Riptide. The way he plays Jay Ferin is emotionally devastating and incredible, and she's genuinely brought me to tears multiple times. Though he plays his absolute heart out with every character he makes, she's just a neat example of his range and talent. Looking at the differences between Jay, the Navy's daughter, and someone like Rolan Deep, a lawyer returning to his hometown of Galloway to experience The Horrors™ is just wild man. Not to even mention everything he does with Vyncent and his multiple different characters inside him; along with everything he made for his own campaign of Apotheosis.

Something something charlie slimecicle calls him "God Gamer Condifiction." He's really good at video games dude I have no way to talk about this he just is its really scary honestly. On one of his more recent streams he went live playing Only Up! and he beat it in one go without any major setbacks, fast enough to refund the game and get all the money he spent on it back. Just for context.

He also has a background in minecraft roleplay specifically!! He was part of the SCU (Slimecicle Cinematic Universe) where he roleplayed several different characters. God!Condi and 100Days!Condi being the more defined ones. Everything he did in the SCU was nearly pure unscripted improv and incredibly impressive, and I highly recommend you go through and watch it!! (I go into detail on how to get into it on this post)

He doesn't just have background in the roleplay aspects of minecraft though, he was also briefly on SMPEarth and is skilled at regular minecraft too. He mainly strives at the roleplay aspects, but again the whole God Gamer Condifiction thing so ^_^

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^ Here's a good example of his regular PVE skills in this video where his chat tortures him through a crowd control mod as he tries to build a cottage core lesbian house

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^ Along with a link to of one of my all time favorite videos of his, which I think shows his humor and style of jokes off in a cool way :]

Overall I just really need my dnd guy to be in my favorite minecraft server so he can make so many SCU references with Charlie Slimecicle, then emotionally devastate us through the roleplay aspect. I really hope he manages to get in so everyone gets a taste of his amazing roleplay and gaming (i guess thats how im phrasing it) abilities :DD

Condifiction 👍

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#qsmp #qsmpblr #jrwi #its weird putting his first name but it feels wrong without it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#id in alt text #^_^#THIS ENTIRE THING TOOK WAY TO FUCKING LONG #ANYWAY‼️‼️ im so hyped he even expressed interest in this server dude #im literally qcondi truthing so hard 🙏🙏#if qcharlie is real than qcondi can be real PLEASE

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dmagedgoods · 5 months

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Imagine the father you hate sends you a talking sex toy

It may be born from expecting some cunning and twisted games from devils (where is the fun, otherwise?), but to merely take Raphael's and Haarlep's relationship the very way it's presented without further thought appears like signing the line without reading the words to me. What they do there clearly has layers. Raphael is smart, he has to be for those contracts, the manipulations, and his little ambitious plan. Furthermore, it's essential for him to stay careful. He, more than anyone, should know not to trust Haarlep. And he most certainly is highly aware. Imagine you want to surpass your fiendish father and he gifts you a toy incubus. What would you do with them? I, at least, know what I would not do with this gift: Order it to take the form(s) of those I most desire (or, worse, cherish to a point) or even fuck it. Now, Raphael is a devil (with a strong human side, fight me, but still a devil): of course, he fucks Haarlep anyway and maybe not to appear ungrateful too (after all, you want Daddy to think you appreciate his gift or at least paint the surface-level impression of it). But he only fucks Haarlep in quite a special way, does he not? - In the one and only way that gives nothing away about him. Or at least it gives nothing away about him that his father (and anyone, really) doesn't already know (or is supposed to know): That Raphael has a very high opinion of himself. Maybe it's even an abstract little joke. I, for my part, see some dry humor in it: His daddy sends this shapeshifting, form stealing incubus spy to get some information on how to pressure his son, should it become a necessity. But all he gets from said incubus spy is the statement that his son only ever fucks himself. "Raphael only loves Raphael." That definitely is what I would want my incubus sex toy to report back to my detested father. (If I was a devil, mind you.) Now Raphael doesn't put that much effort into the act, it seems, but that's not truly necessary after all and only serves him further: I don't think he fancies Haarlep gossiping about his actual sexual preferences with Mephistopheles either. Ah, now maybe Haarlep and Raphael despise each other or maybe they developed a fondness for each other, I can picture both, but it stays true that Raphael doesn't seem like the kind of man who would willingly allow someone to gain an advantage over him by allowing personal information to spread to those he's determined to outsmart. Of course, I guess, it's also a possibility that this 1000+-years-old cambion truly only ever lazily bottoms for his father's incubus toy and only ever while it looks (more or less) like himself because that's all he wants in this regard. Maybe devils are immune to boredom. I, for my part, strongly assume it's a game with daddy dearest.

#raphael bg3 #bg3 raphael #raphael #haarlep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #“don't read schemes into it”#some people wrote #“just accept what's plainly stated”#and that's quite funny #given the fact that we're talking about devils #dmagedrambles

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3hks · 4 months

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Types of Comic Relief Characters

We all love a good funny character, but some of us just have no sense of humor and no idea how to create such a jokester! With that being said, today, I'll show you that writing a comic relief character doesn't always require hilarious quips and jokes! So, here are several different types of humorous character archetypes that you can include in your writing pieces! Just a heads up, I created the names for these types of characters, if they have a different one on the internet, I apologize! (I only did this because I couldn't find any real references on the internet.)

The Commentator - This character is just there to comment random things during situations to brighten up the atmosphere. Usually, they're really just a minor character who lacks depth because their only purpose is to make mirthful and entertaining remarks.

The Annoying One - This character loves annoying and frustrating people however they can. They tend to not take anything seriously, and in the eyes of characters, they are bothersome and irritating. But to the audience, on the contrary, they should seem endearing and witty! It's their personality that makes it so interesting to read and write about them, especially when you add more complexity to their persona! (Which is highly suggested, by the way.) Lastly, when creating this character, it's important to remember that part of the humor is derived from their words and actions, while the other part comes from the responses and reactions based on how other people react towards their antics.

The Happy-Go-Lucky Character - This character doesn't actually have to be super funny, as their main purpose is to relieve tension with their positivity! The Happy-go-lucky character is designed to appeal to the audience by appearing cute and wholesome with their upbeat energy. This way, they're typically a fan favorite! Additionally, they're often a pretty major character, so I suggest giving them some dimension! Again, they're not produced to be the most humorous type, but they're a great fit for any comical situation!

The Stupidly Smart One - Exactly like what the name states, this character is just stupidly smart. Typically, they're very impressive academically, but they lack logic and rationale. They also hardly use their abilities to their fullest potential because they have an abundance of motivation. They're often an incredible asset during any major event, but other than that, they're just there for the party!

The Hard-to-Read Character - This character archetype does not have a strictly set personality. In other words, it should be challenging to describe them with one adjective! They have a blend of several different personality traits that sometimes may seem contradictory, but it really just depends on the situation they're in! The main thing about them is that at times, it's difficult to tell whether they're joking or serious. For example, maybe they state something serious, but their expression displays otherwise. Writing this style of character will require a lot of effort and creativity, but I find that this archetype is very rare in novels so it's definitely worth a shot!

The Chaotic One (Duo) - This is an amazing archetype if you want your audience to have some laughs! I personally think it's much more fun to read (and write) about a chaotic duo, instead of just one character. This way, you can create hilarious conversations and interactions between the two! This character type lives almost solely to troll and isn't very reliable with things that don't matter to them. However, if you're writing a fantasy story, note that there is nothing wrong with giving them some overpowered abilities, as it shows more of their dimension and potential! If you're creating the duo, make sure that the characters causing the mayhem each have a separate personality. Typically, there is a 'ringleader,' who leads the shenanigans and is the most chaotic of them all. Additionally, there's usually a semi-serious character, whose job is to keep them in line. Nevertheless, they still join in the antics and reckless actions! Interactions between the two are mostly meant to be humorous, wholesome, and fluffy, so just have fun and let loose when writing this archetype!

Okay! These are six different types of comic relief characters you can use for your stories! Hopefully, this is able to serve as inspiration and/or a guide for you all! If you need any tips on bringing these archetypes to life, just ask, and I'll try my best to provide the quality information you all deserve!

Happy writing~

3hks :D

#writing #writeblr #writerscommunity #writing tips #writing advice #writing inspo #creative writing #funny characters #different types of funny characters #tips to write humor

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this-should-do · 5 months

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u ever think about how growing up alyx woukdve heard about how cool gordon was and how he saved our asses and how badass he was (russells "he did it with only a crowbar") and her first impression of him was finding him put on his ass by 4 metrocops, undeniably less trained than anything he had faced in black mesa when she would know people who could deal with the same far better in much the same outfit he is,

do you think about how weak and small he would look? in ill fitting clothes on a broken, malnourish body?

and she just has to accept that this is the guy who saved them (if she even really accepts that the rest of it wasnt his fault in some way)? and that hell do it again?

and do you thi k aboht how kind and sweet he was from her family? all the goofy things he did and said? and when she meets him he doesnt say a word. and he looks around fouly, doesnt humor her jokes, barely looks at her. and how he doesnt respond to the people who spoke so highly of him? doesnt seem releived to see them. do you think about how it might sully her view of him, the rose tint view of him instilled in her by her family, and that she might get ready to defend her family from him and ck.fort them when hes not the same guy who they always spoke about?

and do you think about how she becomes friends with him anyways? and how he protected them, risked himself, life and limb for her family for her fir everyone? even if he doesnt look it, hes still some form if the rose tint, hes rougher of course, not as perfect, far from infallable, but hes there and hes trying. and she cares for him and he for her,,,

cuz i sure fucking do,

#aigh #i just...#care them sk much #fucking apocolyptic besties #wonderful #iwillspeakincessantly #ponderingradioactivedecay

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jostystyles · 2 years

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enemies to lovers hc's | rf

a/n: im not sorry for this. these came straight from the gc with @lt-natrace and @rhettabbotts and bc im too lazy to write a fic, here's some headcanons we came up with during this mornings brain rot <3 also reader's callsign is yankee bc im self projecting and from ny. i also got really carried away and this is so long i’m sorry. thank u to @mayhem24-7forever and @topguncortez for beta-ing this too!

~ no one understands how you could possibly hate bob. its bob. he's a total sweetheart, the quiet one. but not to you.

~ to you, he's snarky, and there's just something about him that gets under your skin.

~ you're no picnic to him either. he tried to befriend you, a fellow WSO, from the start. but he was met with a blank stare and a scowl. two can play at this game, he thought.

~ it all started one of the very first nights at The Hard Deck. already unamused with the pissing contest between hangman and rooster, you've stuck to phoenix's side as you've flown with her before but aren't paired together for this mission

~ you've heard of her backseater's reputation, and were eager to meet him. someone at your level, who understands the role and loves it just as much as you do. and by the looks of it, he looked like he might be different from the male pilots you've worked with in the past

~ and not to mention he's really fucking hot.

~ but as soon as he cracks a distasteful joke, one that rubs you the wrong way and somehow takes a jab at your ability to fly like him, you're done. so you give him the cold shoulder and think to yourself, he's just like the rest.

~ but that doesn't stop you from trying to impress him, because for some reason you may have developed a crush on him. but after a while, that crush turned to nothing but pure hatred.

~ bob makes your life a living hell. he makes it a point to criticize every little thing you do, and soon enough it became a battle to see who the better wizzo would be.

~ "god, you're fucking insufferable. you really can't keep your mouth shut, can you? you're clogging the damn radio Yankee." he spat. "Bob." Phoenix piped in, but was ignored as you responded. "I've got to get Coyote's attention somehow, asshole. back off."

~ the rest of the squad is used to your bantering, but it never went passed jabs at each others abilities, or other meaningless characteristics.

~ none of it went unnoticed by phoenix, though. she could see right through the snide remarks and icy glares. she knows you. she remembers the blush that crossed your face the first time you laid eyes on bob, and she remembers the way your face fell after his joke went over your head.

~ she knows bob. she knows that he thinks highly of you and is impressed with your work. and that he has the dryest sense of humor known to man, and that he thought you were stuck up after you didn't laugh at his joke.

~ she sees the longing glances bob gives you when you aren't looking. the ones where he stares at you, laughing with fanboy, in that beautiful sundress that flows so perfectly around your curves. and he's angry with how beautiful you look, and how happy you are in that moment, and he's angry because he wonders why can't i be like that with her

~ he wasn't good with feelings. and you were mean to him, so he was mean back. but maybe one night he takes it too far.

~ you've mentioned in passing and in group that your parents struggle with your line of work, and it's taken a toll on your relationship with them. so after a long day of flying and picking fights with each other, you're both exhausted. and of course that tiredness turns to anger, and anger is an emotion you and bob know best with each other.

~ bob's fed up. fed up with himself, and flying, and mav's drills, and you. it's always you.

~ "god after missing that target, it’s no wonder your parents aren’t proud of you” he regrets it as soon as he says it. a surprised "woah" is elicited by rooster, as you stop in your tracks. “you’re a real asshole, floyd” you say, voice shaky, before you turn on your heel and dart away.

~ phoenix grabs bob's arm, pulling him back as the rest of the pilots move along. "what the fuck was that, bob? you know, this little rivaly you and yankee had was cute at first, but it's gotten out of hand lately. coming for her like that? brining her parents into it when you know what their relationship is like? that's a low blow. especially coming from you. you need to take some time and think about whatever this little thing means, because its obvious you've got something else going on." she says, leaving him standing on the tarmac. he waits there for a minute, ashamed. bob feels his jaw twitch before he heads back inside

~ he knows he has to man up and apologize. he didn't mean it, he was frustrated. frustrated with his feelings, and the mission. but his words shoot to kill when he's mad. he has a lot of regrets about that. (thank u to jay for killing me with that)

~ the next day, as he plans to apologize to you, he approaches with caution. he waits for you to say something, anything, but the moment never comes. you don't say a word to him, just leave him with a second long look, full of pain and something else he can't place.

~ it goes on like this for the next few days. no more snide remarks, scowls, or fighting. just stolen glances that don’t go unnoticed by your teammates.

~ in between drills, bob walked past an empty classroom put paused when he heard your voice.

~ “i thought he was different, javy. i don’t know. i’ll get over it.”

~ bob couldn’t help but feel yet another pant of jealousy. he knew you were talking about him. and to confide that in coyote? you were a lot closer than he thought, and he felt stupid for how much he hated that.

~ he decided to stay on base a little later than usual that night, catching up on some reading and drill planning. as he was packing up his bag, he heard some yelling, a loud clatter, and a scream that sounded all too familiar. running into the hallway, he bounced his head around until he found the site of the incident. his heart dropped to his stomach as he spotted you, crouched against the wall, shaking, blood dripping down your face mixing with the tears that were also falling. there was broken glass next to you, a shattered frame. he ran faster than his feet could take him, stumbling before he landed on the ground next to you.

~ startled, you look up through teary eyes to see the last person you’d expect to come to your rescue. bob looks at you with an expression you can’t decipher, one of concern mixed with rage. he reached gently to wipe your tears, uttering a soft, “who did this to you?”

~ "no one, just some new recruits ran by and knocked me into the wall, the picture fell down and hit me on the way. i'm fine." you said, breathily. "no, you're not or you wouldn't be crying and bleeding. let me help you." bob said, standing up and reaching his hand down to help you up. rolling your eyes, you took his hand to stand up, ignoring the fluttering in your tummy as your hand clasped his.

~ he led you into an empty locker room, grabbing the first aid kit. "i'm fine, bob, really. you don't have to help me, just leave me here." "i'm not going to leave you with an open wound. just let me see it."

~ he grabs a piece of gauze, lightly dabbing your temple to clean off some of the blood. "ow." you wince, pulling your head away. bob sighs, "you're so stubborn. sit still and let me clean it, will you?" he looks at you, those fucking big blue eyes boring into yours. "ok, sorry." "thank you."

~ as he cleans the cut, his hands are slightly shaking. his hands are calm and steady in a fighter jet, but they can't be still while he's cleaning the wounds of the prettiest girl he knows. bob's trying to be gentle, but you're so close to him, sitting on the counter in between the sinks and his knee rests between yours.

~ you're looking up at him, and he's fighting every urge he has to not look down at your eyes, and your lips. breaking the silence, you say, "did you learn this one as a boy scout?" bob chuckles. "i'll let you have that one." an uncomfortable silence overcomes you, and he finishes by putting a bandage on.

~ as you go to leave, you turn in the doorway. "hey, bob?" "yeah?" he replies, looking at you. you stare at him for a second, lips parted. "thank you, really." bob gulps, nodding in respone. "yeah, um, of course. and hey, y/n?" surprised at him calling you by name, you answer. "yeah?" "i'm uh, really sorry for what happened, the other day. it was wrong of me and I shouldn't have said that."

~ giving him a soft smile, you respond by saying, "s'okay, bob. it was the heat of the moment. we've all said things we didn't mean."

~ things go back to normal after that, except you and bob no longer seem to have it out for each other. the other pilots notice, but the mission comes along at last. as the news breaks that the dagger squad landed one of the most successful missions in naval history, the decision is made to establish a permanent task force.

~ and just like that, the rivalry picks right back up. "are you fucking kidding me, bob? you can't go one second without taking a stab at me. it's fucking never have i ever. you don't have to single me out." you yell, stomping out of the room where everyone was sat hanging out, making your way to your barrack. bob followed, trying to diffuse the tension. "oh come on, yankee it was a fucking joke. nothing you aren't used to."

~ you finally reached your room, bob somehow managing to follow you in. "get the fuck out of my room floyd. jesus, you can't leave me alone for one god damn second. and to think we were starting to get along, you can't give me a fucking-" he cut you off by grabbing your arm, spinning you around and pulling you flush to his chest. "you make me so fucking mad." he growled.

~ before you could respond, he pulled you even closer, pushing his lis against yours. stunned, you let out a gasp, but your eyes fluttered shut and you kissed him back just as hard, your free hand reaching up to tug at his hair. the kiss was hot and heavy, and you broke apart, gasping for air.

~ “why the fuck did you just kiss me?” you say. “because you’re insufferable. i love you so much for it. since the moment i met you. you make me so mad but in the best god damn way possible.” bob replies, at a volume so low you're not even sure you can hear it.

~ things get stranger from there. no longer are the heated arguments, only light banter that's filled with enough sexual tension to drown jake's and bradley's out. you don't speak of what bob said in your room that night, but instead of fighting, it's just kissing.

~ the usual banter was still banter, but now it was more flirty than it used to be. one day, you showed up to a meeting with a hickey bob gave you not fully covered. “didn’t peg you as the kinda girl to let someone mark you up like that, yankee.” rolling your eyes, you retaliated. “you wish you’d given it to me, bob.” coyote and phoenix made eye contact across the room, knowingly.

~it went on this way for the next few weeks. you and bob maintained your rivalry by day, but your nights were full of stolen kisses and make out sessions.

~ everything was fine, until it wasn't. you couldn't control your feelings for bob any longer. so you start to pull away. and bob picks up on it. one night at the hard deck, you finally break. running out of the bar, bob chases you. "y/n, hey. stop running would you? what's wrong?"

~ "just, fucking go, bob. leave me alone." "not until you tell me what's wrong". you turn to face him, crying. “you can stop messing with me now, ok? i know this doesn’t mean anything to you. you don’t have to pretend this means something. because it does mean something to me and i can’t take it because my feelings are real and i know this is all just a joke to you to spite me.”

~ you turn to go to your car, but bob grabs your hand and stops you. his hand comes up to wipe gently at your tears. "honey, hey. look at me. look at me. it’s not a joke to me. it never was. i’ve loved you since the moment i met you. but all you saw me as was just another cocky pilot, so that’s what i became. i never wanted to hurt you. i just wanted you to notice me. but nobody ever notices the real me.” he confesses.

~ you look up at him, astounded. could he really love you, after all this time? after how horrid you've been, and the things you said? he'd seen the worst of you. he can't love you after that. "no. no. bobby, you're being mean. stop it." you say, pulling away. he stops you.

~ "i'm serious, y/n. I have loved you ever since i have known you. I can promise you that. i’m telling you the truth, i swear. id do anything for you. i’m sorry i made you feel otherwise.” he loves you.

~ and you believe him. because you love him too. you don't love him because you'd been rivals, you love him despite the fact. because you'd seen the worst in each other, and after almost two months of misunderstanding, it was finally worth it.

~ and so you kiss him this time. one that's full of passion, and you can feel just how much you love each other, uttering those three words after you break apart.

tagging: @marvelandotherfandomimagines @sailorscuttle @writercole @rosesvioletshardy @2manytabsopen @purelyfiction @deadratio 💗

#emmie writes #bob floyd x reader #bob floyd imagine #robert floyd imagine #robert floyd #top gun imagine #top gun headcanons #bob floyd headcanons

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amarithecat · 11 months

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I gotta start leaning into the fact that Ulysses is (probably) very unhinged as it could make for a really interesting (and by interesting I mean hilarious) dynamic with Courier Six.

In my Headcanons, when paired together Ulysses is CLEARLY the straight man. He's highly intelligent and subdued and Six is the exact opposite. Barring the occasional obsessive tendencies, it's agreed that of the Lucky 38 denizens, Ulysses is one of the more normal ones. At the absolute least, that's the impression he gives off.

But what has me giggling to myself is imagining Six and Ulysses interacting with someone who ISN'T used to living with both of them. That someone might automatically assume Ulysses is completely normal compared to Six, only for him to do or say something that makes them mentally go "Holy shit both of these guys are fucking nuts."

Maybe it's just because I love the little glimpses we get of the more casual side of Ulysses (him laughing at the dick joke, the dialogue notes where he smiles, "Tired of history's lessons anyways.") and would love to see more of that depicted. Wish he could have been a base game companion so we can see him go from this mysterious figure that's been hyped up for the entire game to your weird friend who everyone assumes is normal only to realize "oh they're BOTH fucked up." He'd occasionally entertain Six's stupid ideas and do/say something really odd from time to time because the intrusive thoughts won and Six is starting to rub off on him. Ulysses is the friend who would make sure you don't hurt yourself while you're blackout drunk but would also be recording the entire time because it's hilarious. I NEED to know his sense of humor and see more concepts exploring what Ulysses would consider fun and a good time post LR.

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inmyfxith · 1 year

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SFW Alphabet - Tsireya

A/N -> This template isn't mine, I don't remember where I found it so if it's yours don't hesitate to tell me so I can credit you.

-> Requested - I hope this meets your expectations.

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

Tsireya admires her partner's intelligence and quick wit, often finding herself impressed by their ability to think on their feet and come up with creative solutions to problems. She also appreciates their sense of humor, enjoying the way they can make her laugh and lighten her mood. One particular trait that Tsireya admires in her partner is their loyalty and dedication to their loved ones, as she values these qualities highly. She might also admire the way they always go out of their way to help their friends and family, or the way they stand up for what they believe in and defend the people they care about.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Tsireya's favorite part of her partner's body might be their strong, capable hands, which she finds reassuring and comforting. She might also admire their toned and athletic physique, which is the result of a healthy lifestyle. One particular feature that Tsireya finds particularly attractive is her partner's piercing eyes, which seem to sparkle and dance whenever they are happy or amused. She might find herself drawn to the way they light up when they are telling a joke or sharing a funny story, or the way they convey emotion and depth through their gaze.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

She might enjoy cuddling with her partner in a variety of ways, depending on their mood and the situation. She might enjoy snuggling up close to them while the sunset, or nestling into their embrace when they are sitting together. She might also enjoy stealing quick kisses and hugs throughout the day, finding these small gestures of affection to be comforting and reassuring. When cuddling with her partner, Tsireya might be affectionate and attentive, making them feel loved and valued. She might stroke their hair or run her fingers over their skin, or simply hold them close and offer a comforting presence.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Her ideal date with her partner might involve a mix of activities that allow them to have fun and spend quality time together, keeping in mind the unique culture and environment of Pandora. She might enjoy exploring the diverse ecosystems of the planet, such as the rainforests or floating mountains, and participating in traditional Na'vi activities such as hunting or gathering. Tsireya might also enjoy attending cultural events or ceremonies, such as storytelling sessions or dances, or simply spending time with her partner in a peaceful and natural setting, such as by a river or under the stars. Tsireya values being able to connect with her partner on a deeper level and having meaningful conversations, as well as simply enjoying each other's company and having a good time.

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

Tsireya might express her emotions around her partner in an open and honest way, feeling comfortable with showing vulnerability and sharing her feelings. She might be especially emotional when it comes to matters of the heart, as she values deep connections and is fiercely loyal to the people she loves. Tsireya might also be expressive with her body language and facial expressions, using these cues to convey her emotions and reactions to different situations. She might smile or laugh when she is happy, furrow her brow or purse her lips when she is concerned or upset. Tsireya might also be open to discussing her feelings and listening to her partner's perspective, valuing the opportunity to communicate and understand each other on a deeper level.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

She might want to start a family with her partner at some point in the future, valuing the sense of connection and support that comes with being part of a family. As a member of the Metkayina clan, Tsireya has a strong sense of community and tradition, and she might want to raise her own children with these values in mind. She might also value the opportunity to create a home and build a life with her partner, finding fulfillment and meaning in the everyday moments and routines of family life. Tsireya might envision a future in which they share responsibilities and support each other in raising their children, fostering a warm and loving environment for their family to grow and thrive.

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

Tsireya might have mixed feelings about gift giving, depending on the context and the intentions behind the gift. She might appreciate thoughtful and meaningful gifts that show that her partner has taken the time to consider her interests and preferences, and that reflect the unique qualities of their relationship. Tsireya might enjoy receiving a handmade gift or something that has special significance or sentimental value. On the other hand, Tsireya might be more skeptical of gifts that seem overly extravagant or showy, feeling that they are more about impressing others than about genuine thoughtfulness or affection. She might also prefer to focus on experiences and shared activities rather than material possessions, finding that these are more meaningful and lasting ways to show her love and appreciation.

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

She might enjoy holding hands with her partner in a variety of contexts, as a way of expressing affection and connection. She might find that this simple gesture brings a sense of comfort and reassurance, especially in times of stress or uncertainty. Tsireya might also enjoy the physical contact and intimacy of holding hands, finding that it helps her feel closer and more connected to her partner. Tsireya might also appreciate different ways of holding hands, such as interlacing her fingers with her partner's or gently rubbing the back of their hand with her thumb.

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

If Tsireya's partner were to get hurt, Tsireya might react with concern and compassion, doing her best to comfort and care for them. She might ask them questions to assess the extent of their injury and determine the best course of action, such as whether they need Ronal’s attention or can be treated by herself. Tsireya might also offer emotional support, reassuring her partner that everything will be alright and that she is there for them. Depending on the severity of the injury, Tsireya might take on tasks or responsibilities to help her partner rest and recover, or simply be present for them as a supportive and caring presence.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

Tsireya has a good sense of humor, and might use it to bring joy and levity to her relationships and interactions. She might enjoy telling jokes or making puns, and might find that humor is a good way to lighten the mood and bring people together. Tsireya's sense of humor is mainly based on her interests and experiences and might involve elements of wit, absurdity, or wordplay. She might also enjoy making jokes or pranks that are based on inside jokes or shared experiences, finding that these bring a sense of connection and understanding to her interactions with others.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

She might have a preference for a certain style or approach when it comes to kisses, depending on her mood and the context. She might enjoy a range of kisses, from gentle and affectionate to passionate and intense, and might find that different kisses are appropriate for different occasions. Tsireya might enjoy a tender and romantic kiss on the lips as a way of expressing love and affection, or a playful and teasing kiss on the cheek or forehead as a way of showing affection in a more lighthearted way. She also enjoys exploring different types of kisses with her partner, such as butterfly kisses, Eskimo kisses, or French kisses. Tsireya might appreciate the intimacy and connection that comes with kissing, and might find that it is an important part of her relationship with her partner.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

Tsireya is a very affectionate and loving person, and might express her feelings through physical touch, such as hugging, holding hands, or cuddling. Tsireya might also be a very thoughtful and considerate partner, and might show her love through acts of kindness or thoughtfulness, such as doing favors or errands, or surprising her partner with small gifts or gestures. She might also be very verbal and expressive when it comes to her feelings, and might enjoy telling her partner how much she loves them and how much they mean to her.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

Tsireya's favorite memory with her partner is a day they spent together exploring the ocean. They started the day by diving in a beautiful coral reef, marveling at the colorful fish and other sea creatures that surrounded them. As they swam, Tsireya's partner surprised her by presenting her with a beautiful shell that they had found, carefully wrapped in seaweed. Tsireya was touched by the gesture, and felt grateful for the thoughtfulness and consideration her partner showed her.

After their free-dive, they spent the rest of the day relaxing on the beach, soaking up the sun and enjoying each other's company. They played games and told stories. As the sun set, they cuddled up together and watched the stars come out, feeling grateful and content in each other's presence. Tsireya remembers this day as a perfect moment of love, connection, and happiness, and cherishes the memories of it.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Her worst fear concerning her partner might be the fear that they will be hurt or injured in some way. She might worry about their safety and well-being, and might feel anxious or fearful when they are in situations that seem potentially dangerous or risky. Tsireya might also be afraid of her partner rejecting her, either emotionally or physically. She might worry that she is not good enough or that she is not worthy of their love and affection. She might try to hide her fears from her partner, or might try to find ways to cope with them on her own.

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

Tsireya has a habit of collecting small, interesting objects from the ocean floor and keeping them in a small wooden box that she keeps hidden in her room. She finds these objects during her free diving expeditions, and is drawn to their beauty, uniqueness, and potential for storytelling. She might have a small, intricately-carved shell that she found during a particularly deep free-dive, or a smooth, polished stone that she discovered while exploring a new coral reef. Tsireya takes great care in selecting these objects, and finds that they bring her joy and inspiration.

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

She might have a particular way of addressing them, or might use a special nickname or term of endearment when speaking to them. This pet name might be something silly or playful, or it might be more serious and meaningful. Tsireya might call them "honey," "sweetheart," or "darling," or she might use a more creative or unique term of endearment, such as "my shining star" or "my ocean explorer."

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

Tsireya and her partner might enjoy spending quality time together in a variety of different ways. They might spend their time together engaging in shared hobbies or interests, such as free diving, exploring the ocean, or spending time in nature. Tsireya might appreciate the opportunity to connect with her partner on a deeper level, and might enjoy the opportunity to share experiences and create new memories together.

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

The song that reminds Tsireya of her partner is "Under the Sea" by Sammy Fain and Jack Lawrence. The song's lyrics speak of the wonders of the sea and the joys of finding one's true love, and might resonate with Tsireya and her partner's shared love of the ocean and their connection to each other. Tsireya might find that this song brings back memories of playful moments spent with her partner, such as swimming and diving together, or of more romantic moments spent gazing at the stars or cuddling on the beach.

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

Tsireya is someone who is quite comfortable sharing her deepest thoughts and feelings with her partner, and might value the opportunity to be vulnerable and open with the person she loves. Regardless of their individual tendencies, it is important for Tsireya and her partner to find a balance and to communicate openly and honestly with each other. Tsireya might appreciate the opportunity to feel trusted and understood by her partner, and might value the chance to share her innermost thoughts and feelings.

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

Tsireya and her partner met when they were just teenagers, and they immediately hit it off. They were both passionate about the ocean and shared a deep love of diving, and they quickly became close friends. Over time, their friendship deepened and they realized that they had strong feelings for each other. However, Tsireya and her partner faced a number of challenges as they navigated the complexities of their relationship. Tsireya's responsibilities as a member of the Metkayina clan sometimes kept her busy, and her partner struggled with feelings of insecurity and self-doubt. Despite these challenges, they persevered, and they grew stronger and more committed to each other over time. It took them several years to fully recognize and embrace their feelings for each other, but when they finally did, it was a moment of great joy and celebration.

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

When Tsireya's partner is upset, she is likely to react with care and concern, and to try to offer her partner comfort and support. She might listen to her partner's concerns, try to offer reassurance, or try to help her partner find a solution to the problem that is causing their upset. Tsireya is likely to be patient and understanding, recognizing that it is normal for people to feel upset from time to time, and that it is important to allow her partner the space and time to process their emotions. She might also try to be a supportive and loving presence, offering her partner a shoulder to lean on or a comforting embrace.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

She is proud of many things, including her achievements as a member of the Metkayina clan, her accomplishments as a free diver. She is also proud of her partner, and the strong bond that they share. Tsireya may not be the type to show off or boast about her own achievements, but she is likely to be supportive and encouraging of her partner and celebrate their successes with them. She might be more inclined to share her partner's achievements with others and to express her pride in their accomplishments. Tsireya values hard work and dedication, and she is likely to appreciate and support the efforts of those she cares about.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

While Tsireya may not have formal training as a warrior, she is fiercely loyal and will stand up for her partner and those she cares about. She is not afraid to speak her mind and stand up for what she believes in, and she is willing to take risks to protect those she loves. Tsireya values honor and loyalty and will do whatever it takes to defend those she cares about. She is also a strong and capable leader, and in times of crisis she is likely to take charge and use her knowledge and skills to help her partner and others stay safe. Tsireya is a courageous and determined person, and she is likely to be a calm and steady presence for her partner in times of conflict, offering guidance and support.

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Tsireya is a deeply empathetic and intuitive person, and she has a keen ability to read people and understand their emotions and motivations. She is likely to be very attuned to her partner's feelings and moods, and to be able to sense when something is wrong or when they are upset. Tsireya is a good listener and is likely to be patient and understanding when her partner wants to talk about their feelings or concerns. She is also likely to be a supportive and caring partner, offering comfort and reassurance when her partner is feeling down.

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

She is a romantic person at heart, and she is likely to have a strong sense of tradition and respect for the rituals and customs of her clan. When it comes to proposing to her partner, she is likely to put a lot of thought and care into the gesture, seeking to create a memorable and meaningful experience. Tsireya might choose to propose in a special location, such as at the Cove of the Ancestors or at a beautiful spot in the ocean, surrounded by the beauty and majesty of Pandora.

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

Tsireya is a deeply spiritual person, with a close connection to the natural world and a deep appreciation for the sacred rituals and traditions of her clan. She finds peace and calm in the ocean and in the company of her family and loved ones. For Tsireya, spending time in nature and participating in traditional Na'vi practices, such as singing and dancing, help to bring a sense of balance and harmony to her life. Tsireya is also a compassionate and caring person, and she finds great joy in helping others and in making a positive impact in the world. For her, the simple pleasures in life, such as spending time with loved ones and enjoying the beauty of Pandora, bring a sense of contentment and inner peace.

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ctitan98official · 3 months

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Milf Donna Beneviento single mom au part 2

So, this has been a very highly requested continuation. Here’s part 2! Read the first part here! Let’s get into it!

You and Donna share shocked expressions as you each hold a brand new little baby in your arms. The hectic atmosphere in the hospital room you’re both in has eased, and you are now able to process everything that happened today.

Two? There are two lives you’re both responsible for now? A little boy and a little girl. Wow.

Donna was a trooper. She was actually rather calm throughout the birth. If you asked her, the reason she was so composed is because you were right there with her. She hasn’t ever felt safer than with you… Even during the most insane parts of the day, you were there for her and it made the whole process a lot easier.

But… Nobody told Donna that she was having more than one baby. She is so caught off guard, yet ecstatic. She already loves both of them so much. She feels… Proud that she was able to carry two healthy babies to term. Honestly, she now considers this her biggest accomplishment in life.

In the span of less than a day, your little family has doubled in size.

It had been such a whirlwind. Donna had woken you up early this morning and, rather politely, told you she was in labor. She asked you if you minded driving her to the hospital, and… Well, at least in the beginning, Donna was much more in control of the situation than you were. You began wildly throwing clothes and essentials into a duffel bag, but Donna cleared her throat and gestured to a bag she had packed specifically for this moment. She was more prepared than you (And you’re a firefighter for fuck’s sake. Embarrassing).

You quickly rushed over to her side and picked her up to carry her to the car. Donna insisted she could walk, but you refused to let her.

Thankfully, by the time you two had made it to the hospital, you had calmed down a bit. You just love her so much. You hate the idea of her being in any pain.

Throughout the delivery, you got Donna anything she needed. Water, ice chips… And some cuddles, obviously.

The day was finally coming to a close, but there was still one question hanging over both of your heads at the moment.

“So… Who are we holding right now, mommy? It would be nice to have some names to put with faces.” You grin and ask Donna quietly as you hold your new son.

Donna looks at the playful expression on your face and giggles. “Well… I wasn’t planning on two for the price of one.” She jokes back. “I only really had girl names picked out.” She says and gently places a kiss on your daughter’s head as she holds her close. “Y/N, this is Luna.” She reveals and smiles at the little girl in her arms. “As pretty as the moon itself.” She muses and runs her finger along the baby’s soft cheek.

You think that’s the perfect name for her “It’s gorgeous, Donna. Just like her.”

Luna gives you a large yawn in response.

“You are not impressing her, cara mia.” Donna chuckles.

“Tough crowd.” You pout in mock sadness.

“As for our other little one,” Donna says and beams at the bundle in your arms. “I did have one name idea for a boy early on… I still really like it.” She says with a faint blush.

You raise an eyebrow. “Well, don’t keep us in suspense. This little guy’s curious.” You say.

Donna sticks her tongue out at you. “You are so impatient, cara mia. Don’t drag him down to your level.” She scoffs humorously.

This makes you laugh softly.

“Y/N, meet Elio.” Donna soon says and nods at the tiny baby in your arms. “It means ‘Sun’ in Italian. A bright and happy name for our little boy.” She says with a delighted smile.

“Wow, that’s an awesome name.” You agree. “Hi, Elio.” You greet him and offer your finger for him to grab.

Elio grips your finger with his little hand and you marvel at how tiny he is. “These little blobs were literally part of your body just this morning. Now, they’re real! I… Can’t believe it.” You say, shaking your head tiredly.

Donna furrows her brow at your statement. “They are not blobs! They are precious little babies.” She says, pretending to be slightly offended.

“Babies look like blobs. It’s a scientific fact, you know?” You say and shrug.

Donna rolls her eyes. “Well, if you wouldn’t mind handing me my other 'Blob’, I need to feed these two.”

You smirk. “Special blob delivery!” You say and come over to place Elio in Donna’s unoccupied arm.

“Hi, tesoro.” Donna says softly to him and pecks his cheek.

You help get the babies situated so Donna can breastfeed them. The two latch on almost immediately. They’re naturals.

“I love you, Y/N.” Donna says as she holds her children and looks at you. “I’m so glad you are in my life now, cara mia. All of my dreams have come true.” She tells you.

You feel your heart warm at this. “I was just going to say the same thing.” You tell her with a wink.

Donna blushes and looks away. You still fluster her with your charm sometimes, but she wouldn’t change it for anything. You are truly the love of her life.

You two watch peacefully as your children eat and imagine all of the wonderful moments you will share with them.

Note: Mama Donna is so cute T^T I hope you liked the twist of two babies! (That was also very requested for Donna). Luna means moon, Elio means sun… Just like on the Beneviento family crest. This was a fun one for me to write!

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#donna beneviento #re8 #re8 village #donna beneviento x reader #donna beneviento x y/n #angie beneviento #resident evil village #resident evil imagines #resident evil 8 #resident evil #re8 shitpost #re8 incorrect quotes

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gaemms-chamois · 6 months

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random unorganized darknights trio + paprika musings bc sometimes i'm hit with like a pang of Brief Worry that i'm completely misinterpreted blabla that usually doesn't last too long bc i then go back to my state of I'm Just Vibing but ig at some point i just gotta let it out publicly once and be done with it lol

this is messily written Please Understand this isn't meant to be a grand thought piece

fuuuck ok well this is like very specifically abt the w, ines & paprika part now

like don't get me wrong on this. i joke abt wines moms and stuff but i dont genuinely mean it in the way of wahh wow littol family for reals kinda deal?

less on wines 'adopting' paprika, moreso paprika imprinting on them like a duckling after she was saved by them. paprika adopted them lmao. i cannot possibly interpret either w or ines as Maternal in such a way.

it's moreso that i think it's nice that this little sarkaz merc became part of the story, a girl who all her life since she was infected at a young age, was presented with becoming a mercenary being basically the only option for her.

and then, as annoying as w can be, being shown that she does have different options.

i just think it's sweet that paprika, judging by her voicelines, clearly looks up to w and ines. which is just amplified by the fact that w and ines are notoriously not the most popular people on rhodes lol. and she calls w annoying but still keeps knitting stuff and wanting to gift food to her. like if she often seeks out w and ines to tell them how well she did on something, when they are on the ship, etc. that'd at least indicate that those two humor her.

ALSO IT'S UNOFFICIAL BUT SHOUTOUT TO THAT LITTLE CHUZENJI ART WITH PAPRIKA AND W, INES & TOTTER WEARING KNITTED HATS SO CUTE

OKAY WOO DARKNIGHTS MERCENARY TRIO AND STUFF

cool yeah obviously i fucking love them. i'm not very good at words though and i tend to keep my more elaborate thoughts to just discussions between friends who know how i tick djsfhdfs

just the other day i was smiling to myself during a walk bc holy shit all three are actually playable now and that's not just wishful thinking anymore. anyway chapter 13 also happened and more stuff with the trio happened and Cool Lots of things Happening and my brain is full

they're so found family to me, like in an utterly unconventional way. i mean c'mon with how they act sometimes like- ykno. but like have y'all seen the new furniture set and descriptions that came with hoederer's release it made me go insanse.

but i think especially in ines' case it just kinda highlights that best. considering ines' arts can figure people out (putting that in rather vague terms), it truly means something when someone with her capabilities and temperament has people she chooses to stick by and actually trust. even if she pretends she doesn't by verbally denying it.

like waugh Okay they have a lot to unpack and shit but with them being reunited (take that, W file that said W needs companionship but her friends aren't around anymore) and having a COMPARATIVELY more ""relaxed"" life than before (that one Hoederer file where he just has rather regular days on rhodes), it's just nice to imagine they can finally have something better and figure stuff out. as complicated as the three of them are.

with that said i think it's a given that i despise a nuclear family treatment of the three (aka mom ines, dad hoederer, daughter w).

for one with me being highly doubtful w was a kid/teen at the start of darknights (young? sure, but not that young), which just seems like such a...widespread belief that i really do not get? arknights always put a LOT of emphasis on when a character's story was about them being a kid, 0 of that with w. like something about her expression and big cloak just gave people some different impression, even though she literally keeps looking the same aside from a change of clothes. only instance of w being called a kid during that time i can think of is that one boiler worker in her files but that seems way more like any typical old guy calling anyone on the younger side a kid. hell, even hoederer was called young in darknights, like in a sarkaz's lifespan i can believe that.

and also...hoederer had somewhat of a mentor-like role for w, but if anyone tries to tell me ines ever acted maternal towards w i will chew through your walls. read through darknights memoir and actually pay attention to ines, both w AND ines were pettyass women and they made that so very clear. cannot fathom how anyone can see ines as having been motherly towards w

seriously just feels like a case of Well there is man and there is woman....and this other character so clearly these are mom, dad and kid.

that's not even me being biased towards w/ines, just how i objectively see it. hell, i even ENJOY ines/hoederer, but my enjoyment of it is limited bc for some reason ppl like to make it weird by shoving w in as some daughter. i promise it's completely possible to like ines/hoederer without trying to fit in w as a kid figure

anyways yeah like cool i like these characters I Guess. Look at them

#gaemms whistling #arknights #long post #this is horrendously written.#the worst part is i'll never do any of my favorite characters justice bc EXPRESSING IN WORDS IS THE HARDEST THING FOR M

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oblonger · 13 days

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Do you have any creative influences? I'm always so impressed by your work— your prose especially— and I need to know if there's any creators out there I need to file away in the creative influence database in my head so I can write like you

This question took all day of me searching and thinking because I can't really say I know who or what's influenced me right off the top of my head. With notable exceptions that bookend this post. Anyway, here you go!

@.teshamerkel 's PMD Seekers of Soul was my TPiaG before I found TPiaG. It helped me through a part of my life that, looking back, was a lot harder than I thought it was. While it didn't move me to the point of starting to make my own art again, I certainly did consider it. And I consider Seekers of Soul to be a must-read for any PMD fanfic enthusiasts.

Tui T. Southerland's Wings of Fire series is the first thing I can remember thinking of fanfiction for. I never did write any of it, mostly because I never felt motivated enough (and partially because it was was all just oc x canon). But even with my misgivings of the series and how bungled the overall theme of arc 2 was with how they defeated the big bad, book 6 is still one of my favorite books of all time.

All of @.saltnpepperbunny 's work is really good, and definitely had an influence!

PMD Victory Fire holds a very special place in my heart for being excellent story, incredible artwork (that I think was done in MS paint), and being one of the first pmd things I consumed besides the games. Even if its on indefinite hiatus, I still consider it to be a must-read for even people outside of the PMD sphere. I would go into more detail, but I don't want to spoil anything!

I also consider Cucumber Quest to be a must-read. I dont have much to say besides that it's genuinely amazing and that you should read it the first chance you get.

Obligatory Avatar The Last Airbender mention. It's shocking to me how the worst that show got was just a mediocre episode in the first season. (The great divide) I genuinely think the entire series should be put in museums or something because it is an enormous accomplishment in the field of storytelling in general.

Scoob And Shag goes from a silly, foul-mouthed joke comic, to... not a joke comic. I would love to gush about it, but I fear that doing so would spoil it. Check it out. Even if its just for the (frankly absurd) glow up in the artistic style and quality. I normally advise going into things as blind as possible, but I would recommend checking the TV tropes page to know what kinda stuff you're in for once you reach around episode 20~30 and then seeing if it's something you would be interested in. It's very good, but definitely not for everyone.

... I thiiiiink that's it for people and content I can point to and know that they've influenced me off the top of my head. (Aside from one massive exception at the end of this post) The rest of this is just kinda a list of content and creators I really enjoy and highly recommend checking out at some point. Even If I can't really tell just how much of an effect it's had on me.

First, videogames!

Despite how much of my time I spend playing videogames, the only few I can point to are:

Celeste

Undertale

Undertale Yellow

Deltarune

Stardew Valley

and Hades. (I recommend Hades the most)

Despite how much I love the series, I haven't actually played any PMD games. (At least, in any official sense.) I am working towards getting them though!

Next, Youtubers:

• Atastic's animations are fantastic! I don't have much to say beyond that they are really good and fun.

• Bumbles McFumbles is a rare example of a person who is equally entertaining while talking about something he likes, as he is while talking about something he doesn't like. He's got an excellent sense of comedic flow and timing. He's part of the reason why my humor is the way it is.

• Doodley is an animator that makes videos on animation principles and is also just generally entertaining while also educational.

• Eltorro64rus makes all of his absurdist, extremely smooth animations in Gmod. Which is endlessly impressive if you know that Gmod is a game first, and an animation software like, 6th. The humor is very much an acquired taste though.

• FutureCanoe has such a funny, dry sense of comedy that it almost makes you forget that he's a cooking youtuber who somehow makes all of his food look like it was poisoned before, during and after cooking.

• GildedGuy is such a cool animator that he got his stickman OC in fortnite! And all his animations are gorgeous masterpieces, that too.

• Krugston is an animator that is constantly experimenting with his style. He went from a generic storytime animator to, in my opinion, one of the most unique and creative animators on the platform.

• Neytirix is an animated youtuber, but describing her videos really difficult because of just how unique they are. My best shot at it would probably be: "horror storytime animator and artist, with overarching plot between videos"

• Overly Sarcastic Productions has an entire, multi-hour long playlist of videos on different tropes. And within those is writing advice. While there are a couple of things that I remember disagreeing with, (even though I can't remember specifically what. probably just opinions on certain shows' quality) The general advise they give can be a big help. (They also do history lessons, and while I don't care for those as much, there is definitely appeal behind them)

• MajorLink doesn't have a large amount of videos, but he does have a fan animated series of The Legend Of Zelda. One with a total runtime reaching just over two hours at this point, with more on the way!

• ScottTheWoz is up there with Jerma as one of the most experimental, consistently funny, and creative e-celebs on their respective platforms. One of the few YouTubers that you would have to watch his videos in chronological order to understand all of the jokes. But even lacking context behind all of the injokes and references is fine because he writes jokes with the knowledge that someone might be watching it for the first time. 'Great Gaming Mysteries', followed by 'The Trial' would be my favorite youtube video of all time if they weren't separate.

• Wendigoon's videos are equal parts entertaining, and disturbing. They also are consistently over the 1 hour mark, so they also make for pretty good background noise material if you want to hear a guy talk for hours.

• Yahya Danboos has several videos showcasing his process of making an ambitious 3d hack-n-slash as a solo dev. It's pretty informative on the process of making a 3d game.

Next is TV shows!

This one is even shorter than videogames since the amount of time I spend searching for shows to watch, and watching youtube videos on said shows, outweighs the amount of time I spend actually watching the shows.

But I can fully recomend these shows though!

Centaurworld

Amphibia

Gravity Falls

Adventure Time

The Owl House

Next up, Webcomics!

All of the following are in no specific order. If I don't say anything, it's not because it's worse, but because saying "it's really dang good and you should check it out" for every entry can get exhausting.

All of these can be found on ComicFury.

PMD: Taken Place

Pokémon Abridgestery Dungeon

PMD: Milos From Home

PMD: On Borrowed Time

PMD: Terminus

PMD: Another Perspective

PMD: The Human Connection

PMD: Rangers Of Sky

PMD: The Rouge Team

Autumn In Sinnoh

Jet's Black Nuzlocke

Last Light

Soul Food

Endurance: In Our Blood

Laika's Comet

The-Heart-Of-A-Monster

Vagabond Sonic

All of the following I found on Webtoons, some I know arent on just webtoons, but I do know that they're all on there.

Lil' Char and Gang

Suitor Armor

Vampire Husband

City Of Blank

The Greatest Estate Developer (genuinely the funniest webtoon ive ever read)

The Last Dimension

Hand Jumper

Spontaneous World Shifting (my favorite out of all of these in the webtoons section)

Magic School Girl: Spare No Villains

Loving Reaper (my beloved)

TRIPTRACK

Spellward Bound

Marionetta

Zodiac Parade

Of Swamp and Sea

Jupiter Men

Vibe Check!

CARL

Next is the various Tumblrinas I follow. (Not tagging them because i feel like it'd be wierd.)

@.cringywhitedragon and @.ghetsis both come up with really cool idea's that are partially responsible for the things I come up with.

@.efplanning Makes some cool art and is also cooking up a really cool universe that I'm excited to see.

@.obogaboo is making PMD: Taken Place and is also just a really good artist.

@.teeterarting Author of The Rouge Team and also makes really lovely art

@.aimer-arts 's art is adorable and wonderful and beautiful and I love it.

Same goes for @.quikyu

Same goes for @.sunsnak

Same goes for @.pichiicake

Same goes for @.pikabata

Same goes for @.chufflepop

Same goes for @.honeycrud

Same goes for @.honrupi-art

Same goes for @.cryptid-creations

Same goes for @.dailyralsei

Same goes for @.bugblast

@.zeropro Is the author of Jet's Black Nuzlocke, and also makes some great art on the side!

@.fwugradiation makes some cool music I think. He hasn't posted it a while though.

@.spicymochi makes cute art that I wanna buy stickers of in the future.

@.advosart 's riolu gives me life.

And now for the grand finale! The person who's my greatest creative influence:

It's @sincerely-sofie

You asked me for my biggest creative influences, but it seems to me, from what I think is implied in that ask you sent, didn't realize that I wouldn't even be here if it weren't for you. I doubt I ever would have gotten started even writing things if it weren't for the things that you make and your constant, uplifting encouragement.

While all of these other things I've outlined in this post did have an impact, and those ones at the start had more of an impact as i might not have thought of before, they all are barely quantifiable compared to just how much of an impact your own stuff has had on my creative expression. It's your stuff that got me to begin creatively expressing after all!

You say you like my Prose, but I actually think that it sounds closest to yours than anyone elses, if we assume that my own personality isnt a factor.

It's genuinely impossible to thank you enough for how much of a positive impact you've had on me.

#text post #i answered a thing #writing

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o-uncle-newt · 5 months

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Cabin Pressure Advent Day 7: Gdansk

GDAAAAAANSK!

Obviously I love Gdansk- who doesn't? It's basically perfect. While I encourage new listeners who are listening cold to start with Douz, if they need one episode to tempt them in, I always have them try Gdansk. Works every time.

I kind of had to turn my brain off before listening to this one, because I've heard it so many times that it doesn't really register in my head anymore as a thing in and of itself as opposed to "funny thing that I like and listen to when I need a non-pharmaceutical antidepressant." And it is really, really good at that. Passenger Derby is basically my favorite thing on the show from a pure comedy perspective, and the whole thing is just hilarious.

But the episode is also able to seamlessly integrate the humor and the human relationships together, and that's something where I think S2 is a clear improvement on S1. Some of it is clearly a purposeful shift as the characters get to know each other better, but I also think that JF just got better at writing it- which makes a lot of sense. Regardless, it just works beautifully, in part because it narrows in on one highly specific relationship that's about to get permanently deepened- Douglas and Martin. (Incidentally, Roger Allam is always great but I do want to call out Benedict Cumberbatch's performance in this episode as being absolutely stellar, and it should be played for all of the "he only knows how to play one character and it hasn't been cool since 2015" people out there to prove them wrong. He's SO FUNNY while also making you feel bad for him AND kinda annoyed with him for being such an idiot. Kudos.)

In certain ways, Gdansk is more like Limerick than it is, say, Ipswich. In Ipswich, sure, there's the question of who's the alpha dog, but fundamentally the episode centers around the situation of needing to renew their certifications and how they deal with that, and it's through that medium that the question of who the alpha dog is (not that we had any doubt) is resolved. Here, there isn't really a plot, just a bunch of linked scenes on the same flight with an A plot and a B plot that end up coinciding through the Disney character game and the strudel/cheesecake bet- which make it clear that the A plot is the Martin-Douglas relationship plot because it's their actions in the flight deck that impact the B plot of Madame S-B and her unreasonable and paranoid demands. And it's super, super impressive that JF was able to do such a great job of putting all the moving pieces together, even more smoothly than his previous not-really-a-plot episode, Fitton.

But anyway, back to Martin and Douglas. It's done so well, because even though the broadcast order was switched so that Helsinki was in between, the ending of Fitton HAD to be addressed. And I love how it gives all the betting, and Douglas messing with Martin, stakes- unlike in S1 when Douglas did it just to fuck with him and show him who's really boss, here it's because Douglas is genuinely hurting and angry about something that Martin finds funny even though to him, it's painful. Douglas needs to get some of his own back- and to get that joke of Martin's back- which leads to a continually escalating series of bets. Martin, in turn, is cherishing the one thing that gives him something over Douglas- which he really needs, given how demoralizing it is to be in a position that he knows he didn't truly earn and that he's not a paid pilot. In the end, Martin doesn't give up the story, but he gives up an even bigger piece of leverage- and that puts Douglas far enough on top that he feels able to be magnanimous again in helping Martin out with the game so he can beat Carolyn. He's not at a point where he'll do it for nothing, but in exchange for that bit of pride that Martin's embarrassing admission gives him back, he will.

(It's also worth noting that Douglas is actively in divorce proceedings at this point, which Martin doesn't know and Douglas chooses not to share- perhaps to keep that one bit of pride, that Martin doesn't know that the wife Douglas bought brown sauce for was having an affair the whole time. When Douglas does share that in Limerick, it's in exchange for a different piece of vulnerability from Martin.)

Ughhhhh, emotional stakes and character work, so GOOD!

Just a top tier episode. Could literally listen to it at any time and in any place.

#cabin pressure #cabin pressure advent #cabin pressure advent 2023 #gdansk #john finnemore

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imagine-silk · 11 months

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Okay hear me out... Preston and X6-88

I was going to do it for the wheel but now I see it. Again this was supposed to be a little thing.

After the Institute X6 has to live on the surface and he hates it. It's dirty, disgusting, and he was stranded. To keep busy and petty he works all the time to avoid any interaction, hard labor jobs. And it's something Preston is very thankful for the help. He tells him as much. And X is not too fond of it. Here he is being spiteful and Preston is rubbing it in. But no matter how clear he makes his disdain Preston doesn't stop. He doesn't know why he keeps on but he knows Preston isn't stupid so that makes it even more annoying, because then it's on purpose.

Preston fully knows what he's doing and finds it enjoyable. He allows himself to indulge in this small bit of sadism. However he is nothing if not honest and means every word. It is good X6 is with them. He does want him to have a good day. X6 is very impressive and should be thanked and rewarded for his hard work. No one in the Commonwealth is going to say it to him so he will be the one to do it.

Any real interaction comes after a raid attack. Sanctuary was attack very suddenly so there was no way to prepare when they were just suddenly in the settlement, who knows how they got in. During the chaos Preston gets shot and left limping in the street trying to continue fighting. To his surprise, X6 grabs him and drops him behind cover. When he tries to get back up X6 pushes him down, clearly saying 'stay down'. After the dusts clears X6 has two settlers in front of him. They let the raiders in to get a cut of the spoils. One tried to run but is swiftly kicked to the ground. This was a courser who brought men to their knees, he was not judge or jury but executioner. He looked to Preston to orders and it became clear why he ducked him away. Preston was in charge and X6 was looking to him as such. The sell outs weren't killed.

After that interactions become a lot more bearable. X6 in Preston's eyes has always given to the community even if it was out of spite and has proven to be dangerous but not reckless or unreasonable. Preston in X6's eyes is merciful to an almost reckless point however takes his command with no hesitation or question, a man who leads.

They get to know every other bit by bit and somehow became friends. There is no tension when they talk, Preston lays on the compliments and X6 let's him. And bit by bit Preston pushes his luck with his flattery. At first it was to see what would happen and a little bit to make him uncomfortable, Preston knows that's sadistic but he once again allows it. It goes from 'You're very handsome you know' to 'That work is really doing you favors' that turns into 'Your work is really doing me favors'. But for a while he doesn't know if it's having any effect because he doesn't react, not in a way he can see at least.

Until X6 asks him about it. If Preston flirts with other people because he's never seen him do that. Why he was flirting with him of all people. It becomes very obvious to him X never considered the flirting could be real in the first place, which was true. He wasn't offended or annoyed but he wasn't flattered. It gave Preston the green light to stop. But again he decided to push his luck. He asked why X6 didn't think he was being serious. The reply was there was no reason for anyone to flirt with him, let alone Preston. X6 fully admitted he was attractive, he was meant to be the peak of physical strength and that to almost everyone was hot. But he was something people were scared of, a courser. Not to mention he never humored the advances. As a joke Preston asks if he thinks he's not good enough to date him. X6 gave his thoughts on that. That Preston was more than attractive and highly personable, anyone in Sanctuary who wasn't drooling over him must not like men. To be honest that was the point of no return for Preston and he ran the red light. He said every word was true. It was but to what extent he doesn't remember.

The 'confession' was met with silence that ended with five words. "I will think about it."

#rant #fallout 4 #x6 88 #preston garvey

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sunshinesdaydream · 11 months

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Hello! I'd like to request #9 with Fives and Cody, please. 😃

Cool! So in my head this is going to be Arc Trooper Fives, because we see him with Cody at Rishi but he is still a really young inexperienced trooper there. Not quite "Our" Fives yet.

Again, below the cut because I got attached.

9.Having to team up with (--character of your choice--)

-Cody can't decide if the outside the box thinking that Fives does is Rex's influence or if Rex just attracts that type. He did basically adopt Fives anyways.

-Fives has a lot of respect for Cody. Outside of being part of multiple joint missions with Cody and his men, Rex speaks highly of Cody.

-Also anyone who will crush a clanker's head between his thighs is a-okay in Five's book.

-Cody likes how concise and clever Fives CAN be but also impressed by how he can pour his heart out and get a group of people to follow him.

-Cody claims to dislike Five's sometimes inappropriate sense of humor. If he made a dick joke to his Jedi General he is not going to be shy about making one to the Marshal Commander. Especially since he has heard Rex talk about him enough to feel like he knows Cody almost as well as Rex.

-Cody totally laughed at the inappropriate joke.

-Honestly they team up pretty well. Cody is used to chaotic plans, Fives is adept at knowing when to lighten the mood and when to buckle down and get shit done.

-Both have "Hold my Beer" energy

-Fives asks Cody to teach him how to crush a clanker's head with his thighs.

-They get along surprisingly well and exchange com numbers where they exchange bad jokes via text.

This was fun. I just really think Cody would adore having someone that is both going to look up to him and listen to him in the rare occurrence of them teaming up, but having someone to laugh with like he's a kid.

Star Wars Headcanon Asks

#star wars headcanons #star wars #the clone wars #commander cody #arc trooper fives #sunshine's headcanons

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chaisshitposts · 6 months

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🦁🐻🦒 anon here again

Firstly, what happened to you for 2 days? What crazy hiatus was that? I'm sure not only me but others were worried too! Could you explain what happened, if it's not too much trouble?

Second, to answer the question: yes, I am neurodivergent. I don't talk about this so much with anyone because: you know this has become something commonplace in today's world (everything is autism, everything is ADHD, sometimes there isn't even a diagnosis, and often the individual uses the clinical case to justify his own failure and defects) and also by my family who, well, I'll summarize: they are all very alienated in everything (spirituality, behavior in general, how things work, etc.) and I was always different from the others (a "boy" who doesn't like cars, football, or being shirtless) (and making it clear that the quotation marks are because they didn't consider me normal, not because I'm not a boy or anything like that) (and I think I'm writing too many parentheses and this is getting ambiguous) (and oh my God, I looked very cult and edgy saying "I'm different from the other kids"😭😭), so, in this case, my family, kind of not accepting the uncomfortable truth that I was normal, but different, they created this generalized idea that I was abnormal and were incessantly looking for something that would validate this, which is why I had many exams throughout my life (a good part of the physical body, brain, ears, nerves) and nothing ever resulted, much less the psychologist's report, which not only revealed that I was normal but that I was even MORE than normal. In this case, I have AH/SD, which in my language is "Altas Habilidades/Superdotação", in English, well, I'm basically gifted, which explains my behavior (precocity, taste and high level of reading and interpretation; varied interests and differentiated; tendency to associate with older people; asynchronism; preference for doing certain things alone; independence; autonomy; acute and refined sense of humor, filled with irony, sarcasm, mockery and abuse of dark, morbid jokes and acidic comments, extending even into other spheres of coexistence other than humor; highly developed aesthetic sensitivity; high observation capacity; leadership; atypical tastes and preferences, wide vocabulary and use of it; ability for: complex, symbolic thinking and reasoning, abstract concepts, relationships between different things, situations or facts; early physical and social development; great sensitivity; high creativity; spontaneity; tenacity; difficulty in relating outside the comfort zone (new environment, new people, tastes different from yours that he doesn't understand, etc.), quick ability to adapt and create intimacy, competitiveness) and because I don't fit into other cases, such as ASD, ADHD, ODD and the like. In this case, I don't comment much because I'm afraid of giving the wrong impression, of people thinking I'm a victimist or an exhibitionist or something like that, and also because of my family dramas too, and because that's who I am, right? 🤨 Isn't it ridiculous to see these people on the internet (and sometimes in real life) basing their entire personality on their gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, ideology, social class, damn, I'm much more than neurodivergent, I don't need to keep talking so much about this, there are so many more interesting things to talk about me…

And about the failure in communication, I think it's because of the geographic barrier: look, I assume that you are anglophone, and therefore, from a low-context culture, since most countries that share Anglophony were British colonies, then share this characteristic. But I am lusophone, but, unlike another country that shares Lusophony, my culture is high-context. This means that we don't just analyze the type, but how it is said, the moment, the manner, the intonation, we capture the emotion in speech and writing, while low-context countries are more literal, they don't have as many idiomatic expressions, figures of speech, so they end up causing some confusion sometimes (that's why people in my country are known for not saying "no"). For example, when you said "You're treating my ask box like it's an entire Tumblr - and also, it's not questions" Idk what you really mean by that, really, but in my head that sounded a bit like "you don't belong here, can't you see you're using my ask box wrong?" I think I understand what is being said when using emojis, camelcase, and slang, because that way I can capture the humor of the writing more easily 🥰🥰

one -> hiya! and oh my god you're the second person to mention that I've been gone for two days... I didn't mean to disappear!!! I was just in... hm— I guess I was dead? 💀 And not like ACTUALLY dead, but more so, dead to the world. On Wednesday something major happened and I was in disbelief for a bit. (My student loans got paid off in full eventhough there was $20k USD in debt, I didn't do anything aside from my usual affirmations) Then the next day another thing happened and I was still in disbelief. (I manifested something overnight involving my job after affirming that I can manifest anything I want overnight) And Friday was my day off of work so I went outside and spent a bunch of money on stuff I wanted. I had no idea I hadn't posted on Tumblr in a couple days, I'll be honest. Time got away from me 😓

two -> ahhHhhHh so my spider senses were right! we're more alike than I thought. and yeaaaaaah, it is pretty weird how much more 'common' autism and adhd seems to be in the eyes of social media. HAHAHAHA no no no, I didn't think that was edgy at all!!! being 'different' is what makes people interesting, after all. and yeah, I can understand where you're coming from when it comes to people using their superpowers/handicaps/gifts as an excuse to do bad things. sometimes I find myself doing that, but only when I'm trying to explain to others why I don't get certain jokes that they say or I have trouble with telling the difference between sarcasm and the truth.

three -> ah yes, the language barrier. I had a sneaking suspicion that may have been an issue as well. WAIT NOOOOOOOOO 😭 I would never say that you do not belong!!!! You will always belong here!!!! I— gods I wish I could explain what I meant in a cohesive way. 😫 I love it when you send me your words in my asks box! Your words of wisdom should be shared by YOU!!! and when you share your words of wisdom to me, and I make posts with them, it feels like I am stealing your words of wisdom!!! I do not want to take credit for your beautiful words! I don't know how else to explain it, I'm so sorry 😭

#— chai's asks. !! ~#— 🦁🐻🦒. !!~

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