based on my experience of getting kicked out of every casino on the strip while having arcade follow me around like a child forced to watch their parent go bankrupt
I have a QUESTION for the LOBOTOMITE. If it had to CHOOSE between a filthy commie DEATHCLAW and a herd of patriotic American CAZADORES to FIGHT TO THE DEATH then WHICH will it CHOOSE?
Craig Boone is the funniest character ever for being so depressed over his wife's death he can't even concieve of the obvious reality that he's bisexual, which has been singlehandedly driving his gay ex-best friend with an obvious crush on him absolutely fucking ferocious insane over the past decade or two. They work different shifts of the same sniper nest by the way. Masterpiece of contextual storytelling.