[Y/N Sionis’ Ransom Video: Act Two]
[Act One]
Jason, as Red Hood, holding a note: Read it right this time. No funny business.
Y/N: Don’t you mean “no funny businesses”? And I did read it right. It said “businesses,” that’s what it said. You never told me to improv the note.
Jason, laughing in disbelief: Oh, improv! What are you, Meryl-fucking-Streep? Okay, improv it. [crumples the note and throws it away]
Y/N, even more sassier: These sexually frustrated degenerate losers mean business.
Roy, as Arsenal, still aiming his arrow at Y/N’s head: Don’t— don’t improv the note. Don’t improv the note.
[Crashing noise, then all cameras cut off]
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Look. Jason was a shy lil bean around his olders brothers cool friends, ok
Dick might also have forgotten to mention he was a selkie...
Part 2
Commission info ko-fi
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I’m putting all these together because they’re all from the same special team up issue. I literally loved this issue though, I didn’t realize how much I missed Dick and Roy interacting with each other after DC made Roy and Jason best friends. Very refreshing to see Dick refer to Roy as “one of his best friends in the world” :( I miss them
ALSO DAMIAN IS SO CUTE 😭 why did they let Damian age but not Tim they should have reversed it and kept Damian as a child forever and let Tim mature (/mostly joking)
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Jason: would you take a bullet for me?
Roy: ....yes?
Tim: *angrily bursts through the window with a nerf gun in his hand.*
Jason, already running away: thanks!!
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WHAT IF I BREAK DOWN SOBBING. WHAT THEN
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[Y/N Sionis’ Ransom Video: Act One]
[Act Two]
Jason, as Red Hood, holding a note: Read this.
Y/N: “Father…” [backs away in fear when Roy (as Arsenal) points his bow a little too close]
Jason: [pushes Roy away from her]
Y/N: “Father, I have been abduct. I am fine.”
Jason: Abducted.
Y/N: It says “abduct.”
Jason: Just say “abducted.”
Y/N: “I have been abducted. I am fine right now, but I might not be for [sassily] loring. If you do not pay the sun of one million doolers [laughs]…”
Jason: Wait a minute, wait a minute… “loring”? “The sun of one million doolers”? What the— [reads the note himself]
Y/N: That’s what it says!
Jason: That’s “long” and “the sum of one million dollars”! You know what it means!
Y/N: I don’t know what it means. You told me to read this. That’s what I’m doing.
Jason: Just say what it means! Okay? [holds the note towards her again]
Y/N, rolls eyes: “I might not be for long. If you do not pay the sum of one million dollars, you will never see me alive again. These men mean businesses.” [laughs] Who wrote this?
Roy: I told you letting Bizarro write the note is a bad idea.
Jason, massaging his temples: Cut the cameras.
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Again, I like Roy and Jason together (there are technicalities here I have FEELINGS ABOUT IT) but I miss Roy and dick 😭😭😭
I absolutely hate what dc did to Roy to make him Jason’s foil like :( bruh Roy was an entire government agent he worked for the government he was part of the titans he is so much more than Jason could DREAM to be and this series and being Jason’s partner reduced him to that!! He’s now Jason’s partner and that’s all he can ever be, thanks dc
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Roy, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?
Jason: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?
Roy: Play along!
Jason: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married
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Dinah is literally slaying with her blue trench coat looking like royalty and then there’s Roy who’s one step closer to dressing like Adam Sandler
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