If the batkids had a podcast.
Trinity Special
Superman: (laughing) This is so unfair–
Wonder woman: What?
Superman: I want to hit the table like the boys do. But I will–
Wonder Woman: Break it?
Superman: Yeah.
Wonder Woman: I hate that.
Superman: Right?
Wonder Woman: Yesterday I was– I was trying to make my car work–
Superman: Uh-huh
Wonder Woman: I broke the car.
Superman: Oh noo.
Batman: Was in the insurance?
Wonder Woman: No.
Superman: Oh. This why I don't use cars.
Wonder Woman: You don't?
Superman: No. Because– Because the world is a–
Wonder Woman: A paper cup–
Superman: Paper cup– Yeah.
Batman: I don't have this problems.
Wonder Woman: son of a– (giggles)
Superman: (giggling) very nice lady–
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Hcs - ghouls during an argument (Part 1 - next part is them afterwards)
Swiss: When he has run out of arguments, he covers his ears and sings loudly to drown out his opponent.
Aether: He is usually patient and understanding. But if it gets too much for him, he says that he still loves the other person but needs time for himself first and then goes outside to clear his head.
Dewdrop: He loses his temper after just two minutes, is absolutely ready to throw fists, yells the worst insults ever (Aether once washed his mouth out with soap for this), throws objects and burns everything that comes too close to him.
Rain: starts crying very quickly, becomes hysterical, throws back half-hearted insults but immediately apologizes and escapes to his room.
Cumulus: is passive-aggressive until she loses her temper and then accuses the other person of everything they have done wrong in the last 10 years.
Phantom: he was overwhelmed at the beginning and therefore constantly stuttered and asked why. He can now even counter pretty well, even if his insults sometimes consist of completely confused words. (He called Swiss a grumpy cake sock)
Cirrus: She also doesn't shy away from pulling fearsome ghouls like Ifrit or Alpha down to her by the ear and giving them the lecture of their life with a raised index finger.
Aurora: She has quite an attitude and answers everything with "oh yeah?" and "mhm suuuure" in an absolutely sarcastic tone.
Sunshine: She is offended and sulks immediately. She also plans during the argument how she will delete all of the other person's game scores from any video games.
Mountain: It is almost impossible to argue with him because he immediately retreats into his greenhouse when the mood gets heated.
Copia: When insulted, he initially reacts with exaggerated pique, but then insults back. He also whispers mean things about the person to his rats - while the person is standing next to him.
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i like to think that every time cartman agrees with kyle on something, kyle gets really confused and subconsciously waits for cartman to start an argument so it goes like
kyle: …Yes, so that’s what I think.
cartman: Cool, I think so too.
kyle: What?
cartman: What?
kyle: Aren’t you gonna argue?…
cartman: Why would I? Your point sounds reasonable.
kyle: No, wait, that’s… that feels kinda weird. What about the part when I said that I formed my opinion based on that one research? Aren’t you gonna check it to see if I didn’t make it up by myself?…
cartman: Wtf, Kyle, you want me to argue with you??
kyle: No, I don’t! …But maybe you should check the last fact I talked about, now that I think about it, the source doesn’t seem very reliable.
cartman: ???????
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It really weirds me out when people hc Shu as trans, especially transfem, because if that were true he’d be a completely different character.
If he was transmasc, that implies that he’s AFAB. This in turn means that the whole point of his childhood, that being that he was shunned and bullied by his peers and even family members for being a boy and liking “girl” things, wouldn’t even exist because he would’ve been confirming to gender norms the whole time.
If he was transfem, it would make that whole point of his personal journey/story about defying gender norms completely moot. You’d just end up shoving him right back into the box that the whole purpose of his character is set to break, and that’s not a good thing from a storytelling perspective.
I’ve seen a fair handful of people celebrating that he’s “officially implied transfem” after Raison D’etre, and that simply isn’t true. His grandfather is the one being implied to be trans. The way Shu interprets the story of his grandfather is one of two men, and in the play him and Mika put on that’s how it’s portrayed. This is because Shu was looking to relate to the story, contrary to Mika who was looking for the “truth”.
Shu has never been trans, nor has that ever been implied to be the case, he’s always just been gender-non-conforming. I see it as somewhat inherently invalidating to his canon identity to try and push the idea that he’s transfem just because he likes dolls and dresses (especially since most of the people in this fandom seem that have pretty progressive mindsets, so you’d think that a canonically GNC cis character would be well received), regardless of the fact that unlike someone like Arashi he has never expressed a want to actually become a woman.
The same concept would apply to Hajime as well, and I think in his case in particular it’s worth noting that he actively has said he dislikes being seen as a girl, and yet people will still have those transfem headcanons. This is not me trying to say I’m against that type of hc in general, it just frustrates me when it’s used on a character where it actively goes against who they are.
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Reconciliation in the Cold - Maried!Nozel Silva One Shot
Synopsis: Nozel and Y/N argue, Nozel tell his s/o mean things but at the end they reconcile and apologize
Pairing: Nozel Silva (Black Clover) x female! reader
Genre: Angst to Fluff/ SFW
TW: Nozel being mean (saying "I hate u"), argument, crying, emotionally intense, conflictual relationships, communication difficulties and relationship problems, reconciliation (idk if that's all ???)
WC: 416
A/N: I rlly dont like the end bruhhh (btw english isn't my first langage)
There was a palpable tension in the halls of the Silva mansion. Nozel and Y/N stood in the living room, their faces filled with annoyance and frustration. Sharp words filled the air, fueling the raging argument between them.
"Nozel, how can you say such things?" Y/N exclaimed, tears welling up in her eyes. "I don't understand… I thought you loved me."
Nozel crossed his arms, his gaze cold and distant. "I fail to see why you complain so much. You're always so timid and sensitive. I can't even express my frustrations without you bursting into tears."
Nozel's words struck a chord deep within Y/N, leaving her feeling deeply hurt. She always tried to appear strong in front of him, but his words had touched a sensitive nerve. Tears streamed down her cheeks as she felt misunderstood and rejected.
"If that's how you see me, then maybe… maybe we should take a step back," she whispered, her voice broken.
Nozel hesitated for a moment, his eyes meeting his s/o, filled with sadness and vulnerability. He realized the impact of his words and the pain he had inflicted on the person he loved most in the world.
"Y/N, I… I didn't mean that," he murmured softly, his voice tinged with remorse. "I'm sorry… I'm just… frustrated, and I don't know any other way to express it."
Nozel's sincere words touched Y/N, a glimmer of hope flickering in her broken heart. She knew Nozel struggled to show his emotions, but his admission of fault gave her hope for reconciliation.
"I understand that you have difficulty expressing your emotions, Nozel, but that doesn't mean you can hurt me without consequences," she replied, her voice trembling. "I want you to understand how much your words can affect others, especially me."
Nozel lowered his head, ashamed of his past actions. "You're right, Y/N. I shouldn't let my frustration dictate my words. I sincerely apologize."
Y/N approached him slowly, placing a hand on his arm. "I forgive you, Nozel, but I want us to work together to improve our communication. We are married, and that means being there for each other even in the difficult times."
Nozel looked up, determination shining in his eyes. "You're right, Y/N. I will be the best husband I can be. I promise to make an effort to open up more and show you how much you mean to me."
His s/o offered him a faint smile, feeling their hearts mend. They embraced each other tenderly, seeking comfort in each other's arms.
"I love you, princess" Nozel whispered against her hair. "And I'm sorry for ever doubting us."
Y/N buried her face in Nozel's chest, feeling her heart settle. "I love you too, Nozel. Promise me we'll always work through things together, no matter the challenges."
Nozel tightened his hold, whispering softly in her ear, "I promise, Y/N. I'll never hurt you again. We'll face every trial together."
In that moment of intimacy, Nozel and s/o realized that their love was stronger than their differences. They were ready to face the future hand in hand, proving that even the coldest of hearts could be warmed by the fires of genuine love.
A/N: I've already said it but I really hate the end, like it's so cringe bro... But hope u liked it
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