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hatsunevitu · 11 months

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i like to think that every time cartman agrees with kyle on something, kyle gets really confused and subconsciously waits for cartman to start an argument so it goes like

kyle: …Yes, so that’s what I think.

cartman: Cool, I think so too.

kyle: What?

cartman: What?

kyle: Aren’t you gonna argue?…

cartman: Why would I? Your point sounds reasonable.

kyle: No, wait, that’s… that feels kinda weird. What about the part when I said that I formed my opinion based on that one research? Aren’t you gonna check it to see if I didn’t make it up by myself?…

cartman: Wtf, Kyle, you want me to argue with you??

kyle: No, I don’t! …But maybe you should check the last fact I talked about, now that I think about it, the source doesn’t seem very reliable.

cartman: ???????

#kyle ends up disagreeing with his own opinion because he cant stand cartman agreeing with him #i hc him sooo addicted to their arguments #because kyle generally doesnt have anyone who wants to discuss things with him #south park #sp #eric cartman #kyman #sp kyman #kyle broflovski #kyle x cartman #cartman x kyle #kyman headcanon #sp cartman #sp kyle

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