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hii im vita!! she/her so469sp // currently obsessed with south park (kyman stutters creekenny & weidi particularly) // sorry for any mistakes, english is not my native language ;(
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guys i actually love canon leslie/kyle so much I MEAN YES kyman is my only otp with kyle, but out of all his other love interests i think leslie is the most interesting one
MAYBE iām a bit biased cuz i love leslie a lot, but, wellā¦ i just like how kyle literally ignores any common sense and goes against his bff cuz of leslie? like, i need a whole ass au where leslie doesnāt get killed and kyle is ādatingā her, being torn apart by how he likes her and how he feels like sheās trying to hide who she really is AND AND ANDā¦
idk itās just kinda interesting to see kyle forgetting about his brutal logic and going against his friends because of love. i think itās a pretty interesting side of kyle and we donāt get to see it muchā¦ (though we see some glimpses of it when heās around cartman)
Choose and give me your reasons why.
#also i need them as friends#I NEED LESLIE CONTENT U DONT GET IT SHES MY LOVE#ALSO ALSO imagine cartman and leslie brosistp i think itād be hilarious#leslie: *subtly advertises the weirdest things in a conversation with cartman*#cartman bying another can of dog food cuz of her influence: GODDAMMIT HOW DO U KEEP DOING THIS TO ME#i dont talk abt leslie enough#kyle x leslie#sp leslie#leslie meyers#eric cartman#south park#sp#kyle broflovski#sp kyle#sp cartman
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we have the same name and both ship kyman i think its meant to be/j
WAIT WHATS UR NAME (/j but yeah vita is just one of the forms of my name?? i guess??)
AWWW THATS SO COOL kymans gotta stick together!!! >:]]
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cartman uses voice messages all of the time. sometimes kyle gets tons of notifications to see that cartman has sent him, like, twenty voice messages, each is at least two minutes long, and thereās literally ZERO useful or even remooootely informative in them
and yes, kyle hates it, but he always listens to them anyway, sometimes he even gets distracted and listens to cartmanās voice for an hour while cleaning up his room or doing homework. he chuckles when cartman there says something funny, and rolls his eyes every time cartman says something dumb, though he rarely actually says anything back.
sometimes cartman mentions something serious or genuine, and it catches kyle off guard literally every damn time. cartman is like
ā*ten minutes of absolutely horrific fucked up shit* Btw u sounded pretty kewl at school today at the history lesson lol i guess sometimes ur nerdiness can be an advantage. Youāre pretty smart, I meanā¦ *another ten minutes of meaningless bs*
and every time kyle gets surprised like
k: did u just compliment me?
c: what no i didnt
k: no u totally did! 8:46 see?? i even re-listened it!
c: DID U LISTEN TO IT TWICE??
k: I HAD TO MAKE SURE.
#south park#sp#eric cartman#kyman#kyle broflovski#sp kyman#kyle x cartman#sp kyle#sp cartman#cartman x kyle
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that was a reallyyyyy long hiatus of mine. all i have is kyman styff sooo. :d
some panderverse some memes some other weird things sorry guys
#I AM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT YOUR ART#WHY ARE U SO PERFECT#KYMAN HUG KYMAN HUG KYMAN HUG#I LOVE IT#EVERYONE GIVE MA LOVE FEEDBACK THIIISSS DESERVES IT#I LIVE FOR THEM#THANKS LOVE#kyman#south park#eric cartman#kyle broflovski#sp#sp kyman#kyle x cartman#sp kyle#sp cartman#cartman x kyle
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i like how every time kyman are in a deadly serious situation cartman is always the one to be helpful, heās willing to stop their fighting and he even lets himself say something nice and genuine.
and that makes me think that when they grow up and kyle eventually gets in a reaaaally shitty situation when he needs help, cartman will be the one to immediately get serious and help him with anything thatās possible. (if kyle accidentally fucked up and committed a crime, cartman would totally be the one to help him cover everything up)
he can be serious when he realises kyle actually needs his help (but of course heāll laugh and mock him after taking care of everything, and maybe heāll even ask for a payment just because heās still an asshole lmao)
examples under the cut: imaginationland, bigger longer uncut, kenny dies, SMUG ALERT!!!!!
in addition: cartman, surprisingly, is very sentimental, and he was pretty open about his feelings in first seasons (bigger longer uncut, kenny dies, tourette syndrome, conjoined fetus lady, etc.) but none of the boys really appreciated it, always making fun of cartmanās genuine expression of his positive emotions, and it makes him bottle up those nice things he want to say.
the best proof of this theory is definitely ātourette syndromeā where he says all those sincere things to kyle (āi love you kyle, you must really care about meā) at the exact moment when he was physically unable of lying or hiding his true thoughts.
summing up, cartman thinks of his friends (and kyle especially) much more than he tries to show it and you all gotta admit it.
#ye ye im in my cartman apologist arc /hj#also people underestimate how he can literally save his friendsā asses when he realises they really DO need his help#ok not sure about āfriendsā but heād totally help kyle and i love it#if kyle killed someone heād told about it only to cartman AND cartmanād help him hide the body YOU CANāT DENY IT#kyle tho gets really lost when his help is needed like that#south park#sp#eric cartman#kyman#kyle broflovski#sp kyman#kyle x cartman#sp kyle#sp cartman#cartman x kyle
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kyman superhero au where they know each other in regular life (and go to the same college) and kinda canāt stand each other but are forced to work together
#I AM SO NORMAL RIGHT NOW#WHNDOSNXIXJDKDNX THIS??? HELLP??? THEYRE HONNAA KISS#THANK U OP UR ART IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I LOVE IT AHHHHH#south park#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kyman#sp#sp kyman
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#HOORAAAAY THE RETURN OF THE LEGEND#i love ur kyman art so much#(and kyman fics too !!!! BJXNXJJXN THEYRE ALL SOOO GREAT MEOOOW!!!!!!#south park#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kyman#sp kyman
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Okay I saw the new special and I am FREAKING OUT SO MUCH.
First of all, the hug. DO I EVEN NEED TO MENTION THAT? WE ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! This is like the 3rd or 4th time he's hugged Kyle like that and Kyle never moved away or anything. MY HEART EXPLODED AT THAT (not literally i'm fine dw)
Secondly, the fact that no matter what universe Cartman is from... Kyle is still the centre of the attention. Like Panderverse Cartman was still weirdly obsessed with Kyle in the typical Cartman fashion and it was hilarious to watch. It's like he never left... Oh wait-
THIRDLY, THE FUCKING KYLE CEREAL BEING CALLED YUMMY??? I know it's typical food stuff like "ooh this food is so yummy" BUT THE FACT IT WAS KYLE CEREAL MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER SO IM ADDING IT.
Also the fact Panderverse Cartman said they use Sheila's credit card all the time is just hilarious to me, and makes me think normal Cartman does as well. Gotta stay close to the family somehow ya know? š
Anyway imma stop ranting now, so uh... Yeah I'm losing my mind from all this new content.
#ākyle is still the centre pf his attentionā THIS IS SO TRU IM DYINGGGGGG HHHHEEELPP#I LOVE THEM#this post literally describes my emotions during the special thx op#kyman#sp kyman
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THIS IS SO TRUE FR FR i canāt help but imagine how he actually realises his feelings and tries to deny and escape them by not messing with cartmanās business cuz āif i ignore him the feelings will go awayā BUT HEāS ALWAYS TOO INVOLVED INTO EVERYTHING CARTMAN DOES SO ITāS ACTUALLY DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO LOOK LIKE HE DOESNāT GIVE A SHIT HELLLPPP š
after watching new special for the second time and seeing kyle getting unreasonably mad at cartman all the time through the episode, i finally came to a conclusion that, if you think that kyle at that moment just started to understand his own feelings for cartman, it all starts to make sense.
the way he gets all angry at him for literally no reason (more than ever), how he doesnāt really mind hugging him, how itās mostly him whoās against the ānew cartmanā cuz itās not his normal cartman, and so on, so on.
maaaybe im being a bit delusional and digging into this way too much, but guys. from now on i canāt see the latest episodes as anything but ākyle finally having a moment of realisationā. itās a new kyman arc <3
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after watching new special for the second time and seeing kyle getting unreasonably mad at cartman all the time through the episode, i finally came to a conclusion that, if you think that kyle at that moment just started to understand his own feelings for cartman, it all starts to make sense.
the way he gets all angry at him for literally no reason (more than ever), how he doesnāt really mind hugging him, how itās mostly him whoās against the ānew cartmanā cuz itās not his normal cartman, and so on, so on.
maaaybe im being a bit delusional and digging into this way too much, but guys. from now on i canāt see the latest episodes as anything but ākyle finally having a moment of realisationā. itās a new kyman arc <3
#vita is being weird about kyman once again#eric cartman#kyle broflovski#kyman#south park#sp#sp kyman#sp kyle#sp cartman
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so if i guess it right kenny-from-another-universe is bisexual/sapphic-coded in the new special? could that mean we just got a vague confirmation original kenny is also bi omfg
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i wanna write kyman i wanna draw kyman i wanna read kyman i wanna watch kyman
as you could maybe tell im not fucking normal about them
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also can we take a moment to appreciate stan marsh canonically being a fan of spiderverse
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i canāt stop thinking that, as the series continues, weāre getting more and more kyle being really involved into everything that is related to cartman. remember the first, uh, i donāt know, ten seasons? what was the scheme? ācartman does something bad, kyle gets involved because of his sense of justiceā, right?
but now cartman doesnāt even have to do ANYTHING bad for kyle to interfere like dude??? he was just talking with no harm caused WHY WOULD YOU GET SO MAD FOR NO REASON, KYLE
and i keep seeing this tendency especially strong ever since the season 20/21 when there was a heiman arc, and i LOVE it so much because itās so funnier and kyman-like now im losing my mind
weāre getting obvious hints from mattrey guys mark my words
#THE SPECIAL IS SO KYMAN CENTRIC AND ALSO PRETTY INTERESTING TO WATCH#GUYS I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THOSE CHANGES IN KYMAN FRIENDSHIP FUUUUUUUUCK#IM NOT NORMAL#south park#sp#eric cartman#kyman#kyle broflovski#sp kyman#kyle x cartman#sp kyle#sp cartman#cartman x kyle
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPECIAL AND WHY IT WAS SO KYMAN
ive heard the new sp special finally came out i am SO excited to watch it HOPE ITāLL GIVE ME SOME KYMAN FOOD PLEASE
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ive heard the new sp special finally came out i am SO excited to watch it HOPE ITāLL GIVE ME SOME KYMAN FOOD PLEASE
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VITA WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, LOCA? WEVE MISSED YOU IN THE SERVER
WHHHAT NMNZKZNXK HELLO DUDE HOW ARE U???
IM. IDK IM MOSTLY RESTING CUZ IVE RUN OUT OF IDEAS FOR KYMAN AUS SO IM EMBARRASSED TO SHOW UP IN THE SERVER ššš
i miss it a lot tho, id like to chat with u guys again šæšæšæšæšæ
#ive also abandoned tumblr because i dont alllow myself to shitpost and i cant force my brain to write anything remooootely good#depression goes brrrrr aahahha
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