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dessert - jeongcheol x reader

part one.

↠ summary : although being the personal assistant for two CEO’s who own a huge company seems hectic and stressful, it had its own perks if both men were head over heels for you that they didn’t bother fighting on who would get to keep you in the end. Anyways two is always better than one right?

that is until you meet one of their very good looking buisness partners Jaehyun, sparking an idea in you to flirt with him to piss off the boys...but you’re too late to realise that it was, indeed, a bad idea.

↠ pairing : seungcheol x jeonghan x reader

↠ warnings : swearing, smut, dom!seungcheol soft dom?! jeonghan, use of pet names, heavy degradation, rough fingering, slight choking, use of toys, cum play, seungcheol is very mean, reader is a brat, mentions of alcohol, dacryphilia

↠ word count : 5.3K words

↠ author’s note : and finally after more than a year i posted yay!! I’m so sorry for the long wait as i know many ppl have been sending me messages asking me when I’ll be back, but I’m here now and will finally start being more active here i promise hahah

i thought I’d post this one shot first with part one, and I’ll post the day I have finalised for part two.

until my next update feel free to send me reqs and until then, enjoy ;)

part one part two

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It really did start of as a joke.

Well, it always did…but this time, part of the reason was because you were bored out of your mind and needed something to do that would at least keep you entertained.

And so, because of that 'stunt', you were currently situated in the bathroom, Jeonghan's hands wrapped around your neck firmly.

"Baby, what were you trying to achieve back there?" He asked, tilting his head to the side a little.

"I don't get why you're mad, all I did was go on my phone," you replied, rolling your eyes before you heard him click his tongue.

"Don't roll your eyes at me...I wouldn't have cared if you just went on your phone but sighing every two fucking minutes and tapping your feet on the ground so fucking hard was not necessary," he spat, gritting his teeth as you realised he was really mad.

"I was bored okay? I don't even get why you guys bought me here it's so boring...can I just call a taxi and head home first, please?" You begged, making him inhale sharply before glaring at you.

"No, you're staying here until we're done," he shot back, making you sigh.

"Anyways....your lucky that was just one of my aquaintances...but now, Seungcheol and I have serious matters to discuss with a possible business partner, you should know how important this would be for us so I advise you, stay put and enough with the bratty attitude."

"Fine, can you at least let me get my earphones from the car?" You asked, making him sigh angrily.

"No, look, if it helps...we'll finally be having dinner so you can stuff your mouth so you won't be bored anymore."

"I'd rather have my mouth stuffed with something else though," you whispered, leaning up to peck the side of his lips with a smirk.

"Well maybe if you behave well for us, you'll get what you want after we're done," Jeonghan replied.

"Okay, I'll be good until then," you replied cheekily, a smirk spread across your face.

"Good, now come, Seungcheol is probably waiting for us."

Both of you walked out of the bathroom, making your way back to the bustling restaurant that the company had rented out for the night to hopefully affiliate with other organizations.

"Hey," Seungcheol greeted you with a big smile, as you sat between him and Jeonghan.

You gave him a smile, before bowing slightly to the man opposite you.

"So this must be your assistant? I've heard a lot about you," the man said, making you smile.

He looked around your age, and you had to admit he was pretty good looking.

"Well I hope good things," you said, a chuckle leaving your lips.

"Of course, I've heard your very good at your job, care to come work at my company instead? My assistants still learning and he's a bit...well, slow in his work and plus, it'll be nice to have a pretty face walking around," he said, giving me a smile.

"Well that wouldn't be too bad, I'll think about it," you joked, as you instantly felt Seungcheol's hand grab your thigh under the table.

"Anyways, let's order before we get into business, what do you say Jaehyun?" Jeonghan asked, making you smile.

he had a nice name.

"Yes of course, I'll call over the waiter," Jaehyun said, before winking my way.

I smirked, suddenly having an idea in my head.

After everyone ordered their food, they began to converse casually about their achievements in their respective companies, which to you just seemed like boastful remarks.

You yawned softly as you felt Seungcheol draw slow circles into your thigh, something he usually did unconsciously while talking or resting.

"Would you really move to his company?" Jeonghan whispered in your ear, making you smile.

"Why not, it'll be nice to have a change of scenery," you whispered back, as you heard Jeonghan chuckle.

"If only he knew half of the time your bent over our study table getting stuffed with our cocks because you were too needy to even function when we asked you to get a job done," he chuckled lowly, making you clench around nothing.

"Fuck off."

"Language princess, you would be in a great deal amount of trouble if Seungcheol heard you," Jeonghan whispered, before pulling away.

You cleared your throat, before turning your attention to whatever Seungcheol and Jaehyun were talking about.

The food finally arrived after a while, making you sigh happily as you looked down to the pasta you ordered.

You almost moaned with how good it tasted, as you were glad you could eat since most of the reason you were bored was because you were hungry.

"You like it?" Seungcheol asked, making you nod.

"Hey we ordered the same thing!" Jaehyun pointed out, making you chuckle.

"We did, it's so good right?" You asked him, giving him a sweet smile.

"It is, I would say I might order it the second time but the portion is so huge," Jaehyun said, laughing as you joined him.

"Let's talk business now, shall we?" Seungcheol said, a smile on his face as you felt his fingers grip your thigh tightly.

"Ahh right yes, that is why we are here."

You sighed internally as you realised that was your queue to back out since you wouldn't really understand as it wasn't your place to join their conversation.

And either way, it was boring.

"Hannie," your whispered in Jeonghan's ear, while he was busy listening.

"Later Y/N, we're busy," he mumbled, his eyes darting between Seungcheol and Jaehyun as they discussed an important matter.

"But Hannie this is important," you whined, feeling his hand make it's way to your thigh.

"Y/N stop," he warned, slapping your thigh softly, making you squirm in your seat a little.

Once it was Jeonghan's turn to speak, you turned to Seungcheol.

"Cheolie, can I go to the bathroom?"

"Later," he whispered, as he didn't even bother glancing at you.

You sighed angrily, pushing their hands off your thigh before speaking out loudly.

"Jeonghan would you be kind enough to move as I need to go to the bathroom?" You asked, tilting your head to the side as Jeonghan stopped talking to look at you.

He hesitantly nodded, before standing up to let you get through.

You gave him a big smile before walking towards the bathroom area, your lips turning into a smirk as you knew you probably ticked them off.

After you were done you opened the bathroom door, about to walk out before you saw someone push you back in quickly before they were pinning you to the door.

You looked up, your lips curving into a smile when you saw Seungcheol's angry eyes.

"What are you trying to do?"

"I don't know what you mean?" You replied back, looking at him cluelessly as he gritted his jaw.

"Jeonghan spoke to you about staying put and being obediant before right? So what are you doing now?" Seungcheol drawled, as you shifted your legs, his deep voice not doing any good for your already wet panties.

"I got bored...and you both were completely ignoring me," you sulked, pouting as you looked up at him with your big eyes.

"We both told you that you could go to the bathroom later right? So why did you still decide to ask again?"

"It's just the bathroom! I was so bored I was literally applying my mascara again just to avoid your boring conversations."

"Pull up your dress," he suddenly spat, making you look up at him in confusion.

"What?"

"I know a big reason why your so bored is because your needy little cunt in probably dripping right now...you think I didn't notice the way you keep shifting?" He asked, chuckling as he watched you slowly pull your dress up.

"Tell me baby, what has you so needy right now?" Seungcheol whispered in your ear, one of his hands moving down your body before he was cupping your heat.

You instantly let out a whine as you let go off your dress to hold onto Seungcheol's broad shoulders.

"I-I.....just wanted," you stuttered, bucking your hips up into his touch.

"You wanted what? Attention?" He asked, as he slowly rubbed you over your panties, the thin material already sticking to your skin.

You nodded your head, making Seungcheol chuckle darkly.

"You're always so needy for us aren't you? Constantly need someone showing you attention...but you really couldn't go a few hours without being cock hungry hm? Didn't Jeonghan fuck you a few times this morning while I was out?" He asked, making you quietly moan as he drew circles on your covered clit.

You nodded once again, making Seungcheol click his fingers.

"Use your words baby."

"Y-Yes...yes he did," you quickly said, as you felt him move your panties to the side before his fingers were pushing flush against your entrance.

"Fuck your so wet," he groaned, bringing his coated fingers up to his lips.

"So tell me, your still needy even after Jeonghan fucked you only a few hours ago?"

You nodded your head feverishly.

"Cheolie....touch me please," you whined, making Seungcheol chuckle.

He plunged two of his fingers into your seeping entrance without warning, making you throw your head back as you moaned loudly.

"Quiet down, we don't need all our employees knowing how much of a dirty little slut you are for me now do we?"

He started at a fast pace, nothing you weren't used to as he was normally rough with you im comparison to Jeonghan, not that you cared anyways.

"Cum nice and sweet on my fingers okay?" He whispered, adding a third finger before he was curling them when he knew he hit your sweet spot.

Your toes curled as you leaned into his shoulder to muffle your sounds.

"Your such a fucking needy little girl baby, you've been fucked all morning and now your still so needy when we haven't even gone home yet," Seungcheol whispered, lightly pecking your shoulder blade as his fingers pumped in and out of you.

"Ch-Cheol....need...more," you whined, making Seungcheol laugh.

"Oh no princess....your not getting dick that easy. You'll have to wait until we get home, so until then...hopefully this shuts you up," he whispered, as you felt your release edge closer as you clenched down on his fingers.

"That's it baby, cum now," you heard Seungcheol say, as you felt your release wash over you, making you moan quietly, as you shivered.

He pulled his fingers away from you before bringing them up to his lips to suck them clean. You watched as you suddenly felt empty, making you whine softly.

"I have to go now, make yourself look a bit more presentable and come back soon okay?" Seungcheol said, pulling your dress down before leaning in to peck your cheek.

"You were so good for me, I'll consider rewarding you when we get home," he whispered, winking at you before he was moving you away from the door so he could leave.

"And baby? Enough with the flirting, don't think we haven't picked up on that....don't let me find you warming up to Jaehyun again," he warned, making you smile at him.

"I won't, I promise."

"Oh your back, I thought you went missing," Jaehyun joked, as you sat in between Seungcheol and Jeonghan again.

You laughed a little, before reaching forward to grab a glass of water.

The night progressed as the men around you continued to converse about their companies and what both of them could bring to the table if they were to affiliate.

Soon it was time for drinks, making your ears perk up as Seungcheol offered to get the drinks for everyone.

"What do you want to drink?" Seungcheol asked you, as his hand on your thigh slowly rubbed circles into your skin.

"Champagne is fine," you replied, making him nod before he was walking towards the bar after taking the other two men's order as well.

"So Y/N....have you thought about my offer from before?" Jaehyun asked you, making you crease your eyebrows at him.

"Offer....what offer?" You ask, tilting your head to the side a little.

"To come work with me....these two surely can do things without you I mean...they have each other! But my assistant is downright a rookie and pretty useless so...if you're down too, I'd love to have you," Jaehyun said with a smirk playing on his lips.

"I'll think about it, maybe....what do you think?" You directed the question to Jeonghan, your faux innocent eyes shining at him as you felt his hand grip your thigh tightly.

"Sorry Jaehyun..." Jeonghan trailed off, before his eyes were on the man across him.

"But I can't give away our most trusted employee, she does her job well and so no, we will not be giving her away to you."

Jaehyun chuckled as his eyes fell to mine.

"Well isn't that a pity... I was looking forward to appointing you as my personal assistant," he said, before Seungcheol came back with our drinks.

"So...what have we been talking about?" Seungcheol asked, as he handed me my glass of champagne before sitting down.

"Jaehyun wants me as his assistant, thought it would be fun but Jeonghan thinks I do my job so well," you say, smirking as Seungcheol's eyes darkened.

"Is that so? Well if you'd like, I can send through a list of capable people who could fill in the role if you're hiring?" Seungcheol asked, as you felt Jeonghan's hand on your thigh move up higher.

"Ah no, I really was joking...but I will comment, you both are very lucky," Jaehyun said with a smile, as you playfully winked at him.

Now that, ticked the both of them off completely.

Seungcheol stifled next to you as he eagerly changed the topic, as he soon conversed with Jaehyun about business, while Jeonghan leaned in to your ear.

"You've really done it now princess, spread your legs," he whispered, his warm breath hitting your cheek as you took another sip of your drink.

"And if I don't?" You dared to ask, as Jeonghan simply smiled at you before leaning in closer.

"Spread your legs," he repeated, making you gulp.

You hesitantly spread your legs as you felt Jeonghan's fingers instantly press against your sticky clothed core.

"Did cheol make you cum earlier in the bathroom? Your so wet," he whispered as you bit back a whimper.

"Y-Yeah, he f-fingered me," you whispered, as he scoffed.

"And your still acting bratty? Hm..." He trailed off, before you saw a few other men come to join you three on the table.

"Seungcheol?" Jeonghan called out to him, as he turned to look at you both.

"Yeah?" He asked, his eyes trailing down to you.

"Try to keep her still while you talk," he muttered, as your heartbeat accelerated.

"W-What are you g-going to do?" You stuttered, as Jeonghan smiled at you.

"You want to wink at a man in front of us? Then let's show him how much of a whore you are for us in front of him," he chuckled, as you felt Seungcheol's hand grab your thigh tightly before you felt Jeonghan's fingers push your panties to the side, his fingers making direct contact to your heat.

Your body jolted instantly, as you tried your hardest not to throw your head back from the delicious contact, and if you thought that was painful, when two of Jeonghan's fingers plunged inside of you, you knew it was only going to get worse for you.

"Stay still, eyes open...more investors have joined now so we'll be conversing more, stay quiet and take what I give you, or you won't like what happens next," Jeonghan spat near your ear, making you nod feverishly.

Your eyes flew to Jaehyun, who was too busy talking to the middle aged man next to him to notice you, as you suddenly took in the fact that everyone around you were too busy to even pay attention to you both.

Jeonghan's fingers stilled in you, making you instantly slump in your seat as you looked towards him.

He was smiling like a little bitch, so into a conversation with an unfamiliar guy next to him that no one would even think he was doing something so dirty and sinful under the huge table.

Your eyes darted towards Seungcheol who was looking through an important document, his eyebrows furrowed as his hand was gripping your thigh tightly so your legs were spread enough for Jeonghan to access.

"Cheol," you called out, your voice coming out almost in a whine making him look at you.

"What?" He spat irritatedly, making you frown.

"When can we leave?" you whisper, as you heard his jaw clench tightly.

"Didn't I warn you earlier not to be a brat?" He shot, his eyes throwing daggers at yours.

"Hannie won't please me properly, I can't take it anymore," you whine back boldly, as you felt his fingernails dig into the skin of you thigh in anger.

"Jeonghan."

"Yeah?" Jeonghan responded, his eyes falling on Seungcheol.

"Move your fingers, and give her what I gave you earlier, she doesn't seem to know how to follow orders," he spat, making Jeonghan nod.

"What?" You ask cluelessly, before you felt the sudden emptiness as Jeonghan withdrew his fingers from your sopping entrance.

maybe you should just behave

"Han wait...I-Im sorry I'll stay still from now on," you quickly mumbled, making Jeonghan chuckle lowly.

"Ask cheol, you should know he doesn't tolerate your shit but here we are," Jeonghan said, before you felt something hard and long poke your entrance.

a fucking vibrator.

Your eyes widen before turning to look at Seungcheol who was listening to a conversation intently, that was until you started tapping his arm.

"Cheol N-No.... I-I'll be good I promise, please," you whispered.

"Have it on medium setting, we'll see how she takes it," He said, his words obviously being directed to Jeonghan as he completely ignored you.

Your heartbeat accelerated as you felt Jeonghan slowly ease the dildo into your entrance, the cum slick from earlier providing an easy slip as he pushed it right into you, making you grab the table tightly.

Knuckles turning white and thighs clamped together, you sat there for for what felt like hours with the quiet buzz of the vibrator making you feel as if the entire room was spinning. It was perfect to ease the ache you had, but it wasn't enough to get you to cum, especially since both the boys' hands weren't on you anymore.

Your head lolled towards Jeonghan, soft pants leaving your pretty glossed lips as your long manicured nails taps against his white dress shirt eagerly.

"Hm?" He hummed, glancing at you only for a second.

"I-It's too much...I wanna...c-c–"

"Y/N," Seungcheol suddenly called out, making you stop talking.

You turned to looked at him, lips pouty and eyes filled with need as it took Seungcheol his all not to grab you by the hair and fuck you on the table in front of everyone.

Which he would eventually get around to doing tonight, but just not now.

"Can you go get me another glass of champagne, please?" He asked sweetly, making you shake your head softly.

"I-I can't...g-get up–"

Seungcheol chuckled softly, cutting you off as he leaned in to your ear, his hand on your thigh once again.

"I wasn't really asking, get up and go get me what I asked for, slut," he spat, making you squirm in your seat.

"You're a dick," you whimper out, before standing up shakily.

With all the strength and self control you could muster, you pushed past Jeongham before carefully walking towards the bar.

Walking around in heels with a fat dildo snuggled in your pussy? this was definitely not how you saw the night going but here you were.

"O-One...g-g Champagne," your words slur as the bartender looks at you in concern.

"Miss are you okay?" he asks in concern, making you nod feverishly.

"Mhm...just get...champagne," you mumble as he nods before pouring a glass on the sparkling liquid.

"Here have a glass of water...you look really flushed...are you gonna be sick?" He asked.

"No..no...but thanks for the water," you finally say a sentence without stuttering, so you pat yourself on the back mentally.

"No worries Ms, please do sit down until you finish your water though," he said, making you hesitantly nod.

You slowly sat down on the barstool, sucking air through your teeth as you felt the vibrator nuzzle into you more.

"Would you like anything else?" The bartender asked, as he gave you a glass of water.

"N-No....I'm good with...with water," your words slurred slightly as you both the glass up to your lips with shaky fingers.

"Are you here alone?" The bartender suddenly asked, as you realised he had been staring at you this entire time.

"N-No I'm...I'm here with a few business... people...I'm sorry for stuttering I just don't feel so good," you babbled on, completely unaware of the pair of eyes burning into your back in rage.

"That's completely understandable, you don't need to say sorry but I do think you should go rest," he said, before leaning over the counter to touch my forehead.

"You're burning up Miss I don't think you should be drink–"

"Get up we're going home."

You shakily turn around to see an angry Seungcheol standing in front of you, his top two buttons undone as his eyes left yours briefly to look at the confused bartender in front of you.

"Yeah she's had a bit too much to drink," he spat shortly, before grabbing you by the wrist and yanking you off the bar stool.

"Cheolie careful I'm in heels," you whine out, but he doesn't seem to hear or care as he walked out of the restaurant, his grip on your wrist never faltering.

"W-What about Jeonghannie," you hiccup, trying to keep up with Seungcheol's pace in your painfully high heels.

Suddenly you felt the vibrators speed increase, making you buckle your hips as a moan left your lips, causing Seungcheol to laugh.

He opened the passenger seat door before practically throwing you in, as you heard the door shut loudly before he was getting into the drivers seat.

"You've really done it today princess....you've found numerous ways to push our buttons and now I'm gonna make sure this type of behaviour will never be repeated from your end, ever again," he spat.

"Cheolie too much," you whine, spreading your legs shamelessly as your hands came down to pull the dildo out of you.

"Ah, ah...that’s staying in there since you decided to act like such a fucking child today I had to leave an important conversation early and now Jeonghan has to do all the work....why do you think so?" He asked, turning to look at you.

"Mm.....I-I don't know," you whimpered out, making his eyes darken.

"How many times did I tell you to stop being a brat today, hm? I even went out of my way and fucked you with my fingers to get you to shut up...so why did you continue to piss me off in front of everyone? And then when I told you to go get me a drink, I found you shamelessly eye fucking that bartender like a whore," he growled, grabbing your jaw tightly as you whimpered, clenching down on the dildo.

"I w-wasn't–" your words were ripped out of your throat when his hand landed down on your aching pussy harshly.

"Don't fucking lie to me, you think I wouldn't notice the way you were talking to him? And the way he wanted to fuck you so bad," he chuckled, as he pulled up your dress so he could eye your soaked underwear.

"Take it off, come on."

You bit down on your bottom lip as you came hard almost quietly, your head lolling to the side as soft pants left your mouth.

"Aww did my baby just cum?"

"Y-Yeah," you mumble out, your lips parted as Seungcheol removed your underwear.

"Your being so so disobedient today Y/N...why's that? I was talking to you about something and you decided to cum? Is that what I've taught you?" He spat lowly, as you watched him bunch your underwear into a ball before pushing it into his pocket.

"M' sorry....c-couldn't help it," you whimper out, tears spilling from your eyes at the overstimulation.

"S-Seung...cheol...the v-vibrator please....too m-much," you hiccup again, as Seungcheol's hand threads through your hair.

"We're alone now baby...that's not my name," he spat into your ear.

"Although I'm starting to think I should make you call me that in public, so everyone around you including you remember who you belong to."

His voice was ten times deeper than usual, which only made you ten times wetter than you already were.

"Would you like that baby?" He asked, his free hand resting on your thigh as you whined.

"Take it out p-please," you whimper out, making Seungcheol sigh.

"Answer my question first doll,” he groaned, his hand in your hair rubbing your scalp slowly.

"No that's embarrassing," you scoff, as he chuckled lowly.

"Why's that? You love disobeying us in public so maybe that will help you remember your place, what do you think?" He asked, eyes narrowing on you as you hesitantly shake your head.

"Che- Daddy no...please," you whine, as you felt his grip on your hair tighten painfully.

"Hmm...I'll think about it..now, spread your legs and be good," he spat, making you instantly comply as you wanted nothing more than having that damn vibrator out of you.

Seungcheol's fingers circled around the part of the vibrator that was sticking out of you, causing you to whine as your eyes pleaded at him to remove it from you.

"You want me to take this out baby? Too much?" He asked with a pout, tilting his head to the side as you nodded eagerly.

"P-Please."

"You know what was too much? Your attitude with us today, so take what I fucking give you or I'll have to bring out your collar....do you want that princess?" He asked, making you shake your head as he smiled.

"Good."

Your body jolted suddenly as Seungcheol grabbed the dildo, roughly thrusting it into you as you choked out a moan.

"Hold up your dress," he shot, as you whimpered from his rough ministrations, but nevertheless obeyed.

Your shaky fingers moved your long evening dress out of the way, bunching it up to your chest to give Seungcheol a better view.

"S-Slow down oh my g-god," you managed to make out, as Seungcheol scoffed.

"You don't make the demands here princess, I do, so why don't you sit here and take it...understand?" He spat, removing the dildo out of you before turning it off.

You breathed out a sigh of relief, your eyes closing only for a second before you felt three of Seungcheol's fingers push into you without warning.

"Fuck Seungcheol....fuck!" You screeched out, your body jolting as his fingers only went rougher at your words.

"What have I said about swearing?" He spat angrily, making you whimper out a weak apology he wasn't going to take.

"You use this pretty mouth of yours for all the wrong reasons baby," he added, fingers pinching your bottom lip.

"I-I'm sorry daddy," you whisper meekly, making him hum.

"Don't swear again, okay?"

"O-Okay," you whisper back, as his fingers stilled in you.

"Okay what?" He spat as you whined, clenching down on him.

"Okay daddy," you muttered quickly, before Seungcheol resumed the rough pace he had set for his fingers.

"I-I'm gonna c-cum daddy," you pant, throwing your head back as Seungcheol pulled on your hair.

"You don't cum until I say so," he drawled, making you shake your head as a smirk played on your lips.

"No."

"No?"

"I want to cum...it's t-too much," you bite back, looking up at Seungcheol's amused face.

"Oh you're still being a brat?...I'm not Jeonghan baby, you know I won't give you any chances so watch what you say to me," he shot, fingers pulling at your hair making you wince.

"It hurts stop," you whine out, wishing Jeonghan was here to help sooth you like he always did.

Every time you did something wrong, it was Seungcheol that would get furious and punish you until dawn, but Jeonghan preferred to teach you in much more gentle ways.

"Than learn to behave," he spat, stuffing two more fingers into you before curling them up.

The stretch was incredibly delicious, as your eyes rolled to the back of your head before a long moan left your parted lips.

"Daddy please...I need to cum," you desperately whined out, as Seungcheol's fingers only went rougher and unbelievably faster.

"A no is a no, you're not allowed to cum until I tell you to," he spat, all four of his fingers curling in you as you felt the heat rush to your throbbing pussy.

"Please I c-can't," you whine, the soft pants and squelching sounds coming from you only urging Seungcheol on as it took all of his self control not to drag you into his lap and fuck the living daylights out of you until you were reduced to nothing but tears.

Before you could even warn him, or yourself, you felt the knot in your stomach snap as you came hard all over his fingers.

You moaned out in bliss, the feeling taking over your senses as your body spasmed.

"Are you fucking serious?" He spat angrily, yanking his fingers out of your soaking entrance with a loud pop.

“I couldn’t help it, you kept pushing it a-and–“

“I’m not gonna take any of your bullshit, you should know that by now. I’m not Jeonghan to listen to your pathetic little excuses,” he growled, pushing his soaked fingers into your mouth roughly, causing you to gag and whimper in pain.

“Suck them clean whore,” he spat condescendingly, as you softly suckled on his fingers before he was pulling them out.

“Now sit back properly, pull your dress down and put your seatbelt on, we’re leaving,” he spat, pulling away from you completely as he started the car.

“No I want to wait for Hannie, you’re mean,” you whine out, refusing to put your seatbelt on.

“Don’t make me repeat it, Y/N….you either put it on yourself or I do it for you,” he growled angrily making you huff.

“Can we at least go back in to get dessert? I didn’t get to try the strawberry cake cheol please,” you whine, holding onto his arm as your tits pressed into him.

He sighed angrily before grabbing your jaw tightly, slightly pushing your cheeks together as his burning eyes bore into yours.

“Tonight was my last fucking nerve. You know I’m not gentle like Han, so yes princess I am mean, and brutal. So you’re in for a rough night… I hope you’re ready.”

#s.coups smut #s.coups imagines #s.coups scenarios #seungcheol smut #seungcheol imagines #seungcheol scenarios #jeonghan smut #jeonghan scenarios #jeonghan imagines #seventeen smut #seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop smut #svt x reader #svt imagines #svt scenarios #svt smut

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supergigabigboybabechad · 8 months

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likes: Animals (cats and dogs especially seem to like me a lot more than the average person), gaming, anime, cooking, food, rock music, goth/punk/edgy/alternative/emo subculture, makeup and skincare (I like to feel pretty lmao), school, taking pictures

dislikes: bitter food, spicy food,school

hobbies: Acting (#1 hobby!), writing, ig I’ll put studying here since i was a honour student.

physical preferences: none

personality preferences: someone willing to protect me (I’ve been stared by creepy old men for 2 days in a row) and someone not too energetic and bubbly, anyone who is not Ace or Floyd, someone who can comfort me as I’m a generally anxious and insecure person

love languages: physical touch and quality time

extras: I’m an infj, would be in Diasomnia dorm, my personality would be I tend to come off as reserved, intimidating and cold due to my trust issues from being stabbed in the back by someone I trusted at first impressions but as I warm up to someone/they gain my trust I can be warm, caring, loyal, affectionate, and protective

Soooo i couldnt pick just one :( Too many ideas! I guess youre getting four charecters 😔 im not that indecisive though they are in order from who i feel would be less compatible to the most! For a big reveal vibe

4. Azul Ashengrotto

Youre giving him the cold shoulder? He doesnt gaf..

An honors student an actor and a beauty, hes so intrigued!

His intentions are likely less than pure but anyone with one working eye can see that

“Let’s make a deal!” Hes probably offering you fame for your acting but we both know youre not falling for that.

The more you ignore him the more hell bother you it becomes some form of personal challenge for him

Hes upping the charm and throwing in all the bells and whistles this isnt about his contract anymore its about his ability as a business man!

Eventually youll tell him to knock it off and that you know you cant trust him

Hell feign hurt but beep down you just charmed him.

So strong and so smart he already knew he wanted you in his corner but now he finds himself wanting you more.

As a buisness man azul is good at reading people, it comes with the territory so he knows how you see him and hes determined to change it

Hed follow you around trying to market himself as an outgoing and upstanding person did you drop something? Hes got it, dont stress! Need notes? Come to him! Free of charge!

It doesnt work.. that is until he finds you in an insecure state or anxious state.

Maybe its before your first role in twisted wonderland where you dont know anyone.

Its so prestigious here! Anyone would be nervous.

He takes this opportunity to comfort you. Once you tell him about your insecurity and anxiety he immediately knows what to say

In that moment you dont see him as some capitalist. For the first time you see him vulnerable, you see him on a level where you can relate to him

You can feel in his voice and the way he speaks to comfort you that hes felt it too, he knows what its like

Even you know being vulnerable isnt something azul does willy nilly so it gets you thinking, maybe you can trust him.

While talking to him you might name drop or tell him about your experience with creeps

Hell protect you but hell definetly hide it from you he doesnt want you seeing his ugly side

Hell be keeping an eye on you and if anyone oversteps in anyway hell be after them

Hes a powerful man, he could send the twins after them or if theyre really hurting you he’ll bring them in for a “word”

As for comforting you, he always knows what to say but hell also have episodes

Sometimes hell wonder how he landed you, so beautiful, smart and talented what if you wake up one day and realize youre too good for him?

Youre going to have to do some comforting too, hold him and tell him you love him, its all hell need.

Azul would be scared to touch you first, hes a gentleman! He cant just grab you! No matter how badly he wants to, he doesnt know how to go about reaching for your hand

Youve gotta make the first move, walking side by side notice how his fingers twitch towards your hand, go for it! Hold his hand!

Hell be shocked, bamboozled, pushing his glasses up and trying to hide his blush but you can still see a light pink on his ears.

From now on whenever he holds your hands hell take his gloves off before intertwining your fingers

His probably still to shy to go forward but if you grab him for a hug hell be sooo happy

He doesnt have much time to spen with you but hell always welcome you to sit beside hin while hes working, hell let you on his lap too if you want but youll have to ask and go through a but of his awkward aftershock

When he does time off hell spend it with you. Hell spare no expense! Spoiling you with fancy dinners and gifts

He works so hard though hell need a break, lie together and hold him or just watching anime together will help him let off steam.

3. Malleus Draconia

Malleus is a really toned down guy who’s willing to go with the flow he wont be too much for you to handle

Upon meeting you and being faced with your colder aura, cant say he’s really phased. With silver coming off in a similar way you wont deter him.

His generally frightening and strong air might not leave you wanting to open up but he probs wont notice and come back to you anyways

Coming back to you over and over again he’ll get more and more friendly. The imposing air around him starts to clear and you start seeing him as sort of an oddball

Hes so intimidating yet so tame maybe you can trust him?

Hes lonely. He doesnt realize it but he is so hes always coming to you he wants to spend all his free time with you just to have you there so he wont be lonely. This feeling is so foreign to him but its like a weight has been lifted from his chest

Itll make him even happier if youre the one initiating quality time. It makes him feel like hes wanted

Physical touch too!

He could be lost in thought worried about you one day finding yourself afraid of him only to be met with you holding him having all his worries vanish

Showing you being vulnerable around him is the highest amount of trust he feels he could have gained

Sleeping with him hell probably hold you while hes still awake thinking about the difference between when you first met and now

You were so closed off, you’d hardly ever respond to him but now look, he always has you by his side, your so warm and kind to him, you trust him enough to be completely helpless around him leaving him to protect you in your vulnerable state.

Speaking of protecting, walking with malleus no one will dare look at you funny let alone disrespect you

God forbid anyone harass you, youll need to phone lilia to calm him down

After that though hell turn his attention back to you and make sure youre alright. Hell insist on carrying you even if you swear you’re fine “Humans are fragile we cant be too careful”

Honestly 1) he just wants to hold you and 2) he knows about your anxiety and needs to make sure you’re okay you could say hes doing it more for his peace of mind than his for yours

Having anxiety or just feeling really insecure? Hell cancel everything hell make someone else do it if he has to

Hes overly cautious of you because your human

Hell hold you on his lap and let you talk if thats what you need otherwise hell just hold you close to your chest and let you breathe, drawing circles in your back, humming and playing with your hair he wants you to focus on him, you and him are all that matter right now and your all that matter to him.

He really appreciates that you can cook, he wants you to cook for him so you can yk, save him!

“Im sorry lilia but Haru has already prepared a meal for me”

Hes scared of change. Taking pictures will eaze him. Take pictures with him and let him have a few and youll find that hes placed them on a board near his bed.

Hell but his favorite in a locket that hell keep with him all the time. He doesnt want to think about a time where hes without you but he knows it will have to come.

Taking all these pictures is so important to him. He needs these traces of you for when youre gone

Acting!! Hell come to all your shows and be so proud! “That’s my Haru, a star aren’t they lilia?”

Hed be so dazed by you hell probably miss the entire play except for the parts youre in.

2. Vil Schönheit (ig were sharing😒)

Vil gives off the same vibes as you at first

Hes cold and hardened on the outside but he cares deep down and that becomes more evident as you get to know him

Vil might not pay much attention at first, hes too busy and the could and distant air around you detrers him a bit, he doesnt see anything he can improve your already beautiful so he leaves you alone

That is until he sees you onstage one day.

As part of film club and an actor himself seeing you on stage, your acting and presence are amazing

Film acting is what vil does most and as a professional knows how different it is from the stage.

He cant help but be impressed in your performance and from then on you just seemed to sort of stand out to him

Hell start noticing things, how smart you are how caring and soft to your close friends you are. How beautiful you manage to be with so little effort

Wait- youre so kind to your friends what is it that they have that he doesn’t? Shouldnt you be charmed by him?

Well either way he comes to talk to you about your performance and how he thinks youd make an amazing addition to film club!

Vil would love to act with you! He does film acting most of the time so hell teach you about that and you can show him a thing or two about stage acting!

Hell love your writing, hell encourage you to publish or even to be a play write!

Maybe you should even start a production company together

He believes in you and wants to star with you and is willing to support you all the way

As a celebrity, vil values his privacy, dating is hard with your insecurities he understands if yoh dont want him to announce your relationship and will do his best to keep it private

On the other hand he has no issue going punlic with your relationship. He knows that people online can be cruel and hell do whatever he can to keep that from you

If youre feeling insecure, he cant have that, WAKE UP!

Youre dating THE Vil Schönheit not only is he beautiful but hes also selective! Hello??? Youre absolutely gorgeous and he wont have you feeling otherwise

Hell hold you, tell you your beautiful and if it helps you, hell give you a self care day together

Face masks painting your nails and doing hair!

Also if you wanna do more makeup all you have to do is ask! Vil will most definitely help you out

Hes well versed! Whatever style you like! (My personal fav is douyin!)

With an eye for style, if youre not too sure on what you want im sure hes already cooked up the perfect look for you

SKINCARE VIL IS SO HAPPY hell sing your praises and go off about how happy he is that someone values their skin as they should!

Hell give you personalized products too!

A photographer x model trope too? SO CUTE(me projecting my want for a photographer partner) BUT LIKE IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THOUGH⁉️⁉️

Vil sewing makes so much sense and after hes finished with a project hell wanna model it for magicam!

Taking photos on his own is fine but we know vil, he wants spectacular!

He trusts your artistic vision and would love having you take his photo hell come out looking beautiful and he sees it as the outcome of your combined efforts

Vil is so protective he would not let anyone harass you!

In that moment he doesnt care about his name all he carrs for is your safety and well being.

Online or in person he wont hesitate to go all in on them protectively putting himself in between you and your harasser

Quality time would definitely come in your selfcare routines together and picking outfits!

Hes pulling all the stops picking your outfits finding your color-palette

So obviously his gonna spoil you with all this makeup skin care and clothing hell have you feeling absolutely gorgeous like you’re the only person he sees!

Youre so beautiful he cant help but want to accentuate that

1. Deuce Spade

Upon first meeting you his a little intimidated by how closed off you are, but he cant help but admire you!

An honors student whos so straight and narrow! Hes gonna try to befriend you right away! Youre the exact type of person he needs to surround himself more with

Deuce is a good boy so im sure youll find yourself opening yourself up to him more and more

Once you let him in on your trust issues he feels a twinge of guilt, youve been nothing but upfront and honest to him and hes been hiding a secret since youve first met! Would you still think of him the same if you knew???

He wouldnt be able to hide it very well and upon asking him whats wrong he blurts out his past and starts apologizing for not telling you sooner

He says he understands if you would like your distance and that he shouldnt have hid something so big from you

After letting him know that youre fine with it and it wasnt that big of a deal hell be so overcome with joy!

Youre so loyal! So kind! Hes so relieved he grabs your hand to enthusiastically thank you without thinking

Before he realizes what hes done he gets a look at how cute your shocked face looks and he immediately apologizes backing away and going back to sitting awkwardly

From that day he’d be noticeably more awkward around you but who could blame him? Your so sweet!

Deuce games a bit himself, he loves you so much introduce him to the games you play the most and hell pick them up just to spend time with you

His mom raised him right so hell plan dates for you and take a lot of initiative to make sure he’s treating you with all the love you deserve

He wont touch you without permission. He knows better! Hell either have to work up the courage to hold your hand or your just gonna have to go in

He gets really worked up at times and forgets though

After his win in a track meet hell celebrate and right to you and lift you up in his arms without thinking.

Hell apologize after but as time goes on hell get more comfortable, he just wants to make sure he’s doing things right

Hell do the same after a play! You did such a great job and you look so beautiful in your costume he rushes over to tell you how amazing you were and give you flowers

Hell bring his mom to see you act too shell love you, how could she not!

Deuce is very capable in protecting you and most definitely will, i dont think i need to explain that one

The first time he does though its just like he snaps, hes so mad, more mad than youve ever seen him

After whats done is done hell apologize for acting without your permission and say things like “Im sorry, you shouldnt have seen that!”

On his hands and knees bro dont leave him!

The next time something happens hell tell you to leave because he doesnt want you seeing but he cant just let them get away with creeping on you!

Deuce might not have a way with words but he tries, so when youre feeling down about yourself or anxious hell take you for a ride

It makes sense that hed only have one helmet so assuming that you dont have one hell insist you wear his along with his hacket so you do t get hurt and make you promise to hold on tight to him

Hell take you to his secret spot and sot you down and let you let it all out “Im sorry, I didnt know what to say so i just thought id help you run away for a bit” hell listen to you for sure

Hes a bit of a romantic so i see him smiling as he watches you get ready in the morning, watching you put on mascara as he makes the eyes at you

If you turn to face him hell look away though that wont change

He loves how gentle you are sometimes it makes him feel that youre delicate, like if hes too rough hell break you and you might run away

Hes so sweet if you give him pictures you take of him hell buy a book to keep them in and label each one

Hell ask for advice studying too! Youre so smart, honors isnt easy to get in any way, dont forget that

With you in his life he really feels like hes becoming better, like someone his mom can be proud of and someone worthier of you each day that passes

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I just wrote a bunch in the notes app and ordered them in what i thought was the cutest order, lemme know which one you liked the best too! Hope you like it❤️

#malleus draconia x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #vil schoenheit #malleus x reader #malleus draconia #azul ashengrotto x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul x reader #vil x reader #twst matchups #twst matchup #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland matchup #deuce spade #deuce x reader #deuce spade x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader

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WAIT I HAVE TO MAKE ONE MORE POST BECAUSE IM CRAZY

I totally should’ve just wrote this in the description of my last post but whatever. Candide broke up with leslie for buisness reasons bc they were probably going to get in deep trouble for it. They’re like lowkey bitter with each other for a while until like the 6th episode which remind me to ramble about later.

So in canon leslie fucking dies but luckily I’ve opened up a SECOND timeline where she’s the only survivor. Anyways I’ll talk more about it later because I think if I keep typing now nothing will be comprehensible

#sillyposting #clone high #candide sampson #leslie bosf #tophabe slander #shitpost

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lilyrizzy · 2 years

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“sorry just some insane hc’s about how in my head they have sex constantly lol and they both like, get off so much on like, daniel just coming up behind max in the kitchen to pull his sweats down and fuck him, max barely needing any prep bc they fuck so much” KILL ME!!! Ok this is sort of a prompt but pls feel free to ignore—I think this is literally soooo hot but I’m also like 👀 at taking it to another level where they do this even when they’re not on the best terms? Like in the middle of a days-long fight where they’ve barely said a word to each other (like about something silly like maybe max did something rly dangerous during a race and Daniel is upset bc he doesn’t know what he would do if max got hurt) but even still they need each other so much they fuck like that anyway,..maybe they go to bed mad at each other but Daniel can’t fall asleep bc his mind is racing so he wakes max up and just starts fucking him then let’s him go back to sleep….ok I’ll stop lol sorry :/

wow anon, your amazing brain. thoughts below the cut!

cw: free use, & ‘starting sex while one person is sleeping’ (i can never spell the fancy kink name for it lol sorry). also please please don't read if you think you won't like what those cw’s might mean

okay, so i can see this working especially if they have a 'free use' situation of max in place. and because they're both so horny for each other constantly, i think max is always free use, it's a 24/7 thing. they have their safe word or something that means they want to pause or stop or whatever, but other than that, max is daniel's for the taking.

(max definitley saw the title 'free use' in a porn vid or something they watched together and asked daniel 'what's that?' daniel explained, palms sweating bc he knew the moment max found out, he'd ask if they could do that, and daniel would be too weak for max to say no < side note lol, i think the porn they'd each watch alone vs together is such an interesting discussion point >)

and as you correctly stated, even when they're mad at each other they still need each other. so much. daniel made a dumb joke once, him in perth, max in monaco, that he was sleeping badly without max because he needed to be 'emptied,' before before bed and max just took that so seriously while simultaneously thinking it was the hottest thing ever and that it proved how well matched they were, bc he always slept better with daniels come inside him too :)

so going back to being mad, oops, yes, lets say max drove like an idiot and daniel is mad because its easier to let himself feel that than like, crushing fear, and this makes max get defensive and say shit he doesn't mean like, 'it is none of your buisness how i drive daniel, we are not on the same team anymore.' cue a lot of slammed doors and stony silence.

they've still not spoken and bed time is approaching. daniel is winding himself up by watching race highlights, and ofc its all about max's [insert dangerous race manouvere here, idk, i watch this sport for the fanfiction], and he's replaying the video over and over, while looping max's words over too in his head, 'none of your buisness,' and he thinks, you little shit, ill show you 'none of my buisness.' and is on his feet then to find max

who is brushing his teeth, meeting daniel's eyes in the mirror, and noticing theyre dark. thinks oh okay, good, lets sort this out, but says something bitchy onces he's spat out his toothpaste like, 'i thought you were sleeping on the sofa.' (fyi neither one of them has ever slept on the sofa, no matter how mad lol). then daniel is crossing the room, one hand curling around max's hip, the other on the back of his neck, pushing him down until his cheek is pressing against the bathroom counter. says something mean but kinda sexy like, 'i think you need reminding why i wanna keep you around enough to worry,' then like, pushes max’s pyjama bottoms down, swipes his fingers across max's hole, feeling he's still wet from the 'youre an idiot but i love you' sex they had right after the race and pushes two fingers in, 'who else is going to need it so bad they keep themselves open and ready for me, hmm?'

so then daniel fucks him, max’s hot pink face pressed against the cool tile, the slapping sound of daniel’s thrusts loud in the bathroom. max comes untouched when daniel calls him his ‘sl*t’ and says like, ‘what would i do if i didn’t have this tight little place to put my load each night?’ and then comes in him as if to prove a point but also to prove to himself that like, its okay. max can still take him bc max is still here.

sometimes thats enough. sometimes its not. lets say this time, max is being stubborn, because he knows this time he was actually in the wrong a little by being kinda mean to daniel back so he like, doubles down in his rightous anger. so daniel offers him a smile after, in the mirrow again, but max is ignoring him, just pulling his pyjama bottoms back up and shoving past him to get into bed.

and when they try to go to sleep like that, still pissed at each other, it just feels so wrong. daniel can't sleep for real now, not because of no sex, they had sex, but because he hates this. hates not talking, just looking at the hard line of max's back, where its usually the sweet curve of his tits he gets to see, max facing him, face smashed into the pillow as he snores.

so he’s whispering, ‘max?’ and not getting an answer. he doesnt know its bc max is stubborn or bc hes really asleep, but- but they’ve done this before so he knows its okay to push his pyjama bottoms down again, to groan a little seeing how max is shiny, sticky there. didnt clean himself up, didn’t let daniel do it with his tongue and daniel wants to fix that starts lapping at max softly until max is letting out little puffs of air, barely-there whimpers. then daniel is rubbing his dick along the crack of max’s ass, asking, ‘can i have you again, baby?‘ and max is pushing back against him which is answer enough.

this time, daniel holds him gently, spooned up right behind him, just grinding over his prostate until max is trembling, shaking in his arms so over stimulated. and right before max comes, he whines out, ‘i love you, i am sorry,’ and then daniel is coming too, into the warm clutch of max’s body and it’s okay again because max is here and safe and neither of them are mad anymore :)

#this is probably nothing like what you wanted and for that i appologise #i wanted to do kinktober so bad but brain is broken so this will have to do #though its not very sexy imo #max/daniel #fic #ask me things #thanks anon!#ps grammarly on my computer is broken so spelling error galore

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tvlandofficial · 2 years

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[ Transmission… start? ]

📺 SO, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR FIVE–STAR DE–LUXE SPECIAL?

🖤 Ohh, umm… it’s nice! A bit disorienting, with all the, um… spa treatments? But nobody’s ever treated me like this before, I can certainly say that!

📺 CAN YOU? THAT’S A REAL SHAME…

📺 BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT YOUR VISIT TODAY IS ALL–EXPENSES–PAID! A REAL PRETTY PENNY FOR GLORIFIED BABYSITTING, HUH? { CANNED LAUGHTER }

🖤 My creator thought that you’d have, um, valuable knowledge for me when it comes to managing an audience… what are these weird limes for?

📺 THOSE’RE CUCUMBERS, SMALL SCREEN! DON’T EAT ‘EM, THEY GO ON YOUR EYES.

📺 NOW, I WAS GETTING TO THINKING… WHAT KINDA PROGRAM ARE YOU, ANYWAYS? YOU’RE PRACTICALLY MADE FOR MARKETABILITY! A FUTURE RATINGS WHIZ IN THE MAKING!

🖤 Umm… you could consider me a guide for a specific audience. Though I’m not really part of your ratings system, haha.

📺 NOT YOU TOO! AND I THOUGHT THE ROUNDABOUT RESPONSES FROM THE GUY WHO PUT ME UP TO THIS WERE TOO MUCH… { CANNED LAUGHTER }

📺 OH, WELL. MET MORE THAN A COUPLE ODD EGGS IN MY DAY. BUT REGARDLESS OF WHAT KINDA DARKNER YOU ARE, THE OFFER’S ALWAYS ON THE TABLE! I’M SURE I COULD FIND SOME WAY TO SLOT YOU IN!

🖤 Sorry, I have very specific obligations. I’m glad you find me so marketable, though! That’s very important!

📺 OH, AIN’T THAT RIGHT? THAT YOUR PURPOSE TOO, SMALL SCREEN?

📺 …

📺 I’LL BE FRANK – YOU SOUND MORE SNIPPY ABOUT IT THEN YOU DID WHEN WE FIRST FOUND YOU! IS THE RAT RACE STILL GETTING TO YOU?

📺 YOU CAN RELAX, Y’KNOW. THAT’S WHY YOU’RE HERE.

📺 … UNLESS ALL THAT PRE–SHOW STUFF WAS THE ACT?

🖤 I prefer to think of it as more of an exaggeration, really. Isn’t that what an audience likes? Someone who reacts cutely to every push and pull?

🖤 ...

🖤 …I’m still not too good at it. The, um… the persona thing. Putting on the face for the audience. I keep messing up. They can smell it, you know? A drop of blood and they want to pry you open for the rest. Being genuinely hurt is one thing. But being someone less soft underneath it… that can get dangerous.

📺 …

📺 YEESH. THAT’S SOME HEAVY STUFF.

📺 BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. YOU’VE STILL GOT YOUR PURPOSE! THAT’S A LOT BETTER THAN MOST FOLKS!

📺 AND HEY. TAKE IT FROM A DAME WHO’S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES.

📺 IF BLOOD’S WHAT THEY WANT…

📺 WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF SPECIAL EFFECTS TO SELL ‘EM ON IT!

📺 HELPS TO HAVE A COUPLE GOOD TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVE, I ALWAYS SAY.

🖤 Haha. And what’ll it cost for you to teach me? Or should I assume my creator’s already paid the price here?

📺 LISTEN, SMALL SCREEN.

📺 FROM ONE DARKNER TO ANOTHER…

📺 I’LL TEACH YOU FREE OF CHARGE! IT’S A DARKNER–EAT–DARKNER WORLD OUT THERE…

📺 AND I MAY BE CUTTHROAT, BUT I’M NOT ALL BUISNESS.

📺 WE’LL HAVE YOU BALANCING ON THOSE WIRES IN NO TIME!

🖤 Haha. Well, I’ll keep my eyes out for whatever strings you have attached to those wires, then.

🖤 ...Um. Thanks, though. It’ll be useful.

📺 OH, UH. IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT HOW...

📺 EH, NEVERMIND. YOU’RE WELCOME, KID. ANYTIME. { AUDIENCE “D’AWWW”S }

📺 … OH, HEY, YOU OVER THERE! BE SURE TO GET MY GOOD SIDE!

📺 WE DON’T TELEVISE EVERYTHING JUST FOR YOU TO FOCUS ON BOTTLES OF SOAP, Y’KNOW! THIS IS A 24/7 SHOW!

🖤 Wait, we were being taped-?!

[ End transmission…? ]

#BROADCAST

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eluminium · 2 years

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A collection of quotes and interactions from Naked and Scared S23

There is no problem here. I do not. have lethal brainrot. okay. Skizzleman is Bold Impulse is Italics

“I always make a joke about your underwear and how you’re always wearing the same ones-” “Uh huh!” “But you know what? I don’t need to talk about what your underwear looks like because, i’ll tell you what, after 23 seasons I can smell ‘em from over here buddeh” -From Episode 1

“No, I was changing my disposition to make myself feel better and as my “BUDDY”, using airquotes here, as my “FRIEND”- “Oh-” “You’re suppose to support me on it.” “Thats sooner then last season we’re not sure if we’re friends anymore.” -From Episode 1

“That was a sheep- OOOAOAOOAAO YOU ALMOST HIT ME DUDE-” “I know. I know. But I’m using an axe, not a sword.” “Still! That could have hurt!” “Hah, you’re like “Those hurt too!”“ “I wanna get some iron, I hate not having shields straight away” “’Did you hit your brother?’ ‘It was just with an axe!’ -From Episode 1 “Mmm get a little mgmggmgrguesjsei killed some sheepies. Just so we can click in the bed for get rid of the phantoms” “Yes. Love it. Smart. You’re smart” -From Episode 1 “Should we get outta here and get to the surface while it’s daytime to get some prrrooootien?” “Yeah. Food’s a thing.” -From Episode 2 “You ready for your presents?” “Oh yeah yeah yeah, right here!” “I want you to take...this” “oOOOOOOOoOOOoOO” “I want you to take...this” “Uh oh” “I want you to take...this” “Oh geez” “I want you to take...this” “Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh no!” “There you go!” “Ohh no I can’t-” “You got all that? YOU CAN’T PICK IT UP??” “I cahahan’t pick it up!” “What are you, ME??” “WELL, REMEMBER WHEN I MADE LIKE TEN SOUPS????” -From Episode 2 “If we could eat wood, we’d be in buisness dude” “Like termites?” “Oh YES dude-” “You wanna be a termite. You’re jelous of termites.” “What huh-!” “Grrrr wish i could ruin peoples houses and make them miserable” -From Episode 2 “THEY’RE THROWING TRIDANTS AT YOU DUDE-” “WOOAOAOOAOA-” “I TOLD YOU IT’S DANGEROUS! AND YOU WENT THERE ANYWAY!” “WOWOAHAAOA THEY GAVE ME A HAIRCUT DUDE” “Dude i saw that tridant fly right by your head” “That was AMAZING!” “And...RISKY” “Yeah but don’t you just feel so EMPOWERED?! Thats what I’m talking about!” “I’m glad you didn’t get hurt” -From Episode 2 “That was...an amazing tridant dodge” “I don’t know if you dodged it or just got lucky” “Can you just HUMOR ME?...yeah i got pretty lucky” -From Episode 2 “Didn’t you get some sort of clothes out of that last chest?” “Noooo” “Did you get anything good?” “Unfortunatly, I didn’t. I got a bunch of iron and some gold! I felt like it was pretty good at the time, but in retrospect i think it was just the lack of bubbles that caused the excitement.” -From Episode 2 “This can’t be like, one we’ve already been to” “No- Of course- it just can’t- can it?” “Yeaaaaaaaah” “Whats happening dude-” “It totally could beee...” “Cuz we’RE JUST THAT STUPID??” “HAHAHHA I’M LOOKING WERE WE DID IT-” “OH THATS TOTALLY! POOKA CUT THIS OUT OF THE VIDEO! OH DIPPLE DOP WE DRANK THIS POTION FOR NOTHING-” “Lets go this way I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE” “Let me spit in your mouth so you could get some of this effect.” -From Episode 2

“Iskall taught me!” “Wow. That- I could just weep. I could weep” “Well you never took the time! You wanted to have the crit all to yourself!” “I lead by example!!! You saw the way I do it and thats how you learned!! Why are you talking about Iskall?! Iskall, love you buddy, but I TAUGHT HIM” -From Episode 3

“Okay we gotta find a village before we run out of time. No time to dilly or dally, okay?” “Neither one. Neither one. We have time to dilly- no wait- It’s dilly AND dally. We can dilly, we can nOT combine dally in there.” “Uh huh, okay okay.” “So what do you wanna do? Come on, this is a real conversation. You wanna dilly or dally? Cuz you can’t do both.” “If i had to choose, i think i’d choose dilly. Dilly sounds more fun then dally.” “Okay, that makes sense, that took you forever to answer that, which means you were leaning into the dilly. Dally means you’re wasting time but moving quicker- AAAAAAAAOUUUUH- Oh i almost fell, thats a dally moment right there.” -From Episode 3

“Oh and I need to eat food right now dude-” “Are you gonna starve??” “I’m REALLY hunga-dunga-munga-chunga-monk.” -From Episode 3

“I don’t drive in circles, YOU drive in circles!” “That was you dude, just own it! It’s good to own stuff!” “No it wasn’t-” “Like me! I own that i hitched my wagon to a moron, you! See! Thats me taking ownership over my mistakes” “Hey! Wowwww.” “Now you go” “You’re really leaning into this ‘being mean’ thing” “I AM AND IT FEELS GOOD! Now i know why you’ve been doing it for so long! It feels good to be mean!” -From Episode 3

“9 9, okay now you’re gonna teach me something, okay. Teach me what this 9 9 thing is so when I do it later i can say Iskall taught me” “WOOAAAH. You’re really hurt by this” “NO, I’m NOT. I just don’t wanna talk about it” -From Episode 3

“Theres still no clothes!” “We might be doing this with no clothes dude. Might have to brave it!” “I’ll have to share my shirt” -From Episode 3

“Alright! I’m gonna miss you!” “Gonna miss you too buddy! Byyeeeeee” “hehehauhuh byeeeeeee.” -From Episode 4

“Let me get these trees and get busy here, which way did i go?- I went south, right, so i gotta go back north to get bac- Hey piggeh pihg!” “khAHAHAahah you don’t even finish the sentence-” “Theheeheheh I gotta go back north when it’s time to come back to my homie buddy” -From Episode 4 “IT’S LIKE KILLING PIZZA ALL OVER AGAIN!!” -From Episode 4

“Thats how friendship works! You have something, I want it, now it’s mine. And I don’t even hesitate!” “That was wholesome, i appriciate it!” -From Episode 5

“Ugh Dipple Dop, this always happens. We go to the Nether and i start shaking like a leaf, dude” “Mhm, the second i lit the portal. like, i started sweating through my shirt.” “Pfhhehehe- Thats a pre-existing condition” “I need a new shirt- euheuhuah- The odd thing is I’m sweating through a shirt but I’m not even wearing a shirt! So like, tell me how that works!” “It sounds like you need to shave your chest” -From Episode 5 “What are you gonna do?! Tell him I’m cool?!” “Well, pff thats an impossible task” “HEY” -From Episode 5

“THERE IS NO TOMORROW. THERE IS ONLY RIGHT NOW!” -From Episode 5

“How many did you look at dude?!” “I duannoooo...” “Oh DIPPLE DOP. YOU ARE THE LIABILITY THIS SEASON” -From Episode 5 “It’s day six Impulse and I just want you to know I hate this place. The only thing i like is your face, and I don’t even like that. Thats how much this place sucks. Can we get outta here?” -From Episode 6

“I don’t like the fact you don’t have any gold socks on or something.” “Lets find some man! Lets go into the fortress and find some!” “Hey, remember that thing we do as kids? Like, put your arm through my shirt so it’s like we’re wearing the same shirt-” “Oh right!” “And we’ll both be wearing gold!” “Perfect!” -From Episode 6

“NOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO STOP DROP AND ROOOLLL” “Two hearts!!” -From Episode 6

“Do we each want an individual boat (pronounced “butt”) or one boat?” “Yeah uhnn go individual, it’s easier to see i guess” “Are you sure dude?” “NO” “That feels reckless-” “It’s NIGHTTIME I can’t see ANYTHING” “It doubles the chance of us hitting a Puffer fish-” “AAAAAAAAAAAA IT’S A SQUID-” -From Episode 6

“You don’t wanna be in here anymore with me, I’m too much of a liability...I’ll put my sword away just in case! Dose that help?” “Maybe you should, this is the worst, you’re bad news.” -From Episode 6

“You’re too close to the corner dude! Get in the centre with me!” “We’re good, we’re good...” “Lets hug!” -From Episode 6

“We can do it! We’ve been in- we’ve been- No this is the worst situation we’ve ever been in. But we can come back!” -From Episode 6

*various whiney terrifed naked men noises* -From Episode 7

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN’T I TAKE THE BOTTOM BLOCK OUT????” “Aughhgh awww MAN” -From Episode 7

“We learned some stuff dude! We learned to put a barrier around the portal!” “Hehah yeah, and don’t look at seven Endermen at the same time!” “YEAH. IMPULSE. SO IMPATIANT. Go ahead and respawn so I can see your beautiful face.” -From Episode 7

“You know what I wanna do, dude? I’m gonna go die via Pufferfish. OH NOW HE’S SCARED OF ME HE’S LIKE ‘THIS GUY DOESN’T GO AWAY’. IT’S CUZ I GOT A DEATH WISH. ” -From Episode 7 “What can I do with this Puffer Fish?” “Eat it.” -From Episode 7

“Dipple Dop I don’t know what I’m supposed to do...” “Are you drowning?” “yeah” “Anyway, I did enjoy the days we had together, man, I’m looking forward to getting started in season- we’ll just call it 24, doesn’t need to be a half season or anything, we’ll just call it season 24 the redo.″ -From Episode 7

#dose of impulse #dose of skizz #impulsesv #skizzleman #imp and skizz #El is Watching and Scared #naked and scared #naked and scared s23

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5e Kaden, the Dragon Slayer build (DOTA: Dragon’s Blood)

(DOTA: Dragon’s Blood produced by Studio Mir and distributed by Netflix. Based on the game DOTA 2 by Valve Software.)

League players wondering why I’m making builds based on the DOTA 2 anime like...

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I mean, Arcane is right there!

Jokes aside I actually got into MOBAs playing... Awesomenauts. Yeah if the handful of builds for Awesomenauts on this account doesn’t make that obvious it was my first experience, and I still genuinely recommend it for someone trying to get into MOBAs as its easily approachable and not as hard to understand as something like League.

That being said DOTA was my second major MOBA which I mostly played because it was on Steam along with Awesomenauts. I don’t play it anymore because the toxic community drove me away but DOTA still holds a place in my heart all these years later.

Anyways Dragon’s Blood is pretty freaking cool. It’s a bit of a slow burn anime but it really picks up later on. It has some of the problems I was scared Arcane would have (it uses its Mature rating as an excuse to say “fuck” a lot and often it feels like DOTA heroes show up for people to point at the screen and go “hey look it’s [character] from the hit Valve Software game DOTA 2!”) but it manages to tell a good story and bring some much needed lore to the DOTA universe and personality to some of the game’s more boring characters.

But why are the non-heroes just... cooler? Fymryn is a great character with cool powers (I was like 80% sure she’d turn out to be Phantom Assassin or something), Bram is the best damn squire in Dragonhold, people loved Marci so much they made her a hero in-game... And then of course there’s Kaden. Holy shit Kaden’s badass. I’m not going to spoil the show but seriously watch it because the fights are surprisingly intense and Kaden is super cool.

Please for the love of god give us Kaden as a hero in DOTA, Valve. Like I’ll come back for Kaden. His sword’s already in DOTA Underlords (apparently) so it can’t be that hard, right?

GOALS

I don’t exactly have a list of quotes for Kaden so I get to invoke my inspiration from Tulok and make bad puns instead.

Damage Voided - Void dragons are a thing (don’t tell Kai’sa) and Kaden can use his sword to both strike harder and create forcefields to protect himself and his allies.

Air Jordans - Making boots from air dragon scales makes you lighter than air, which translates into a lot of super jumps.

Now you see me - Kaden's armor is crafted from a chaos dragon, which can teleport I guess.

RACE

Kaden is a human, no matter how much he steals from dragons. A very particular point of the Dragon Knight order is that they’re all humans fighting on behalf of humanity... Doesn’t mean we can’t have some variance though.

Take Variant Human with +1 to Strength and Constitution. Grab the History skill to know about dragons, and the Draconic language because I mean... it’s funny? As for your feat at level 1 you will mostly be using a greatsword so grab good ol’ Great Weapon Master to put some heft in your swings.

ABILITY SCORES

15; STRENGTH - Kaden swing a greatsword and wears heavy armor; a knight by every sense of the word.

14; INTELLIGENCE - To fight dyne enemy you must know dyne enemy.

13; CONSTITUTION - Fighting dragons is risky buisness. You need to be able to shrug off a blow.

12; DEXTERITY - Kaden can fight even without armor on, and dodging breath weapons is very helpful.

10; WISDOM - Kaden is a very good tracker but we simply needed everything else more. He’d probably lose to Mirana in a hunt anyways.

8; CHARISMA - Kaden is... gruff, to say the least He’s a man of few words and a lot of action.

BACKGROUND

There’s many backgrounds that fit Kaden: Knight (obviously, and you get a squire!), Faction Agent (if you want to flavor the Dragon Knights as being a secret order), or just good old-fashioned Soldier. But we’ll be going for Haunted One because you don’t go on a hate-fueled vengeance quest against all dragons just because one cut you off in traffic. Grab proficiency with Arcana and Investigation as well as two languages (one regular one exotic) that will be used less for chatting and more for gathering information.

Your background feature Heart of Darkness will let people know why you fight. Seeing all your friends die to a dragon changes a man, and you need only look in their eyes to see that they’re doing more than just protecting innocent people... thankfully those innocent people will try to help you if they can.

(Concept art for DOTA: Dragon’s Blood made by Studio Mir.)

THE BUILD

LEVEL 1 - FIGHTER 1

I mean what were you expecting? A wizard? Regardless starting off as a Fighter for proficiency in Athletics and Survival as well as any weapon and armor proficiencies you might want. You also get a Fighting Style at level 1 and Defense is kinda just universally good for more AC.

Additionally you get Second Wind to heal for a d10 plus your Fighter level as a Bonus Action, just to make sure that you can go for a few rounds against a dragon.

LEVEL 2 - FIGHTER 2

Second level Fighters get Action Surge, allowing them to take an additional action once per Short Rest. For now that just means more attacks, but it will be more valuable later.

LEVEL 3 - FIGHTER 3

Third level Fighters get to choose their Martial Archetype, and man: if only there was a Fighter subclass that let you increase the damage of your blows, defend your allies, push people around, and jump super high. Anyways we’ll be going for Psi Warrior for Psionic Power, or I suppose it would be Draconic Power?

You get a number of Psionic Energy dice equal to twice your proficiency bonus. They are currently only a d6, but they’ll increase as you level up. You can use your Psionic Energy die in a variety of ways:

When you or another creature you can see within 30 feet of you takes damage, you can use your reaction to expend one Psionic Energy die to create a Protective Field to reduce the damage taken by the number rolled plus your Intelligence modifier.

Alternatively you can perform a Psionic Strike when you hit a foe, dealing extra force damage equal to the number rolled plus your Intelligence modifier.

Finally as an action you can move an object or creature with Telekinetic Movement. You target one loose object that is Large or smaller or one willing creature other than yourself: if you can see the target and it is within 30 feet of you, you can move it up to 30 feet to an unoccupied space you can see. Alternatively, if it is a Tiny object, you can move it to or from your hand. You can do so once for free per Short or Long Rest, and can do so again by using one of your Psionic Energy die.

LEVEL 4 - FIGHTER 4

4th level Fighters get the first of many Ability Score Improvements, and you’re still a Dragon Knight. More Strength to swing your sword would be good.

LEVEL 5 - FIGHTER 5

5th level Fighters get an Extra Attack, allowing them to attack twice instead of once with their action. That does basically double your potential damage output!

And additionally your Psionic Energy dice are now a d8, meaning more potential damage dealt or blocked!

(DOTA: Dragon’s Blood produced by Studio Mir and distributed by Netflix. Based on the game DOTA 2 by Valve Software.)

LEVEL 6 - WIZARD 1

The Dragon Knights borrow their power from the dragons they slay, and while that would arguably make him a Warlock (or maybe a Cleric idk) but Wizards effectively borrow their powers from the weave, don’t they? Anyways Wizards obviously get Spellcasting: you learn 3 cantrips and 6 spells at level 1.

CANTRIPS

Kaden doesn’t have a ranged attack but it’s still good to have; take Fire Bolt to shoot some dragon fire at dragons other than Slyrak.

Prestidigitation will let you do all sorts of generic borrowed draconic abilities.

And Light will let you see with your dumb human eyes. Davion has a glowing knife; there’s no reason you can’t have one either.

SPELLS

Detect Magic will help you sense any dragons or draconic artifacts that may pose a threat to you.

Before we get ways to properly fly Jump is good for some low-tier air dragon-enhanced jumps.

Likewise Feather Fall is good to make sure you don’t break your legs from those jumps.

Tenser’s Floating Disk is good for hauling dead dragons back to Dragonhold.

False Life will give you the power from... some... dragon. Well it will give you more strength to fight.

And Shield is just generally a good defensive spell; use it against smaller attacks that you can completely block instead of negating damage with your Protective Field.

You also get Arcane Recovery, letting you recover expended spell slots equal to half your level on a Short Rest. There’s more to it than that (higher level slots are worth more) but I’d recommend reading the ability yourself for a better understanding of how it works.

LEVEL 7 - WIZARD 2

Second level Wizards get to choose their Arcane Tradition and honestly there isn’t much that I want? This is one of many times that subclass doesn’t really matter, and I could honestly perhaps suggest using homebrew or maybe even UA. But I opted for the Transmutation school. Right now all that gives you is Minor Alchemy to transform the physical properties of various objects in small, fun, “parlor trick” sort of ways. Oh and Transmutation Savant, which lets you learn Transmutation spells easier, I guess.

Additionally you can learn two more spells: Identify is good to help you know what’s affecting your fellow dragon knights (perhaps a case of Draconic Infestation?), and Protection from Evil and Good will help you defend them from non-draconic threats. (Trust me: they’ll need it.)

LEVEL 8 - WIZARD 3

3rd level Wizards can learn 2nd level spells; confusing I know. But what matters is that we can now begin phasing when necessary with the spell Misty Step. It’s simple: bonus action to teleport 30 feet when in danger, but it’s obviously limited by your spell slots.

I’m going to be honest there isn’t much else I want from 2nd level, so grab Vortex Warp to phase your allies out of danger too if needed.

LEVEL 9 - WIZARD 4

4th level Wizards get another Ability Score Improvement and despite everything you’re still primarily a Fighter, so max out your Strength to ensure that even if your borrowed power is lacking you can still swing a sword.

You can also try for Ray of Enfeeblement to lower the damage of a dragon if you manage to catch them with it. Alternatively Warding Wind is a weird spell, but it will let you use some air dragon power to defend yourself from ranged attacks. Additionally you can learn a new cantrip like Message in case you need to communicate (relatively) silently when closing in for the kill on a sleeping Eldwyrm.

Now is a good time to mention that because you’re a prepared caster you probably can’t have all the spells you know ready at all times, so it’s perfectly acceptable to skip some of them, especially if they force the enemy to save against your rather low saving throw. All you really need is Misty Step, and I’m currently taking spells that are more in-flavor than strong.

(DOTA: Dragon’s Blood produced by Studio Mir and distributed by Netflix. Based on the game DOTA 2 by Valve Software.)

LEVEL 10 - FIGHTER 6

6th level Fighters get another Ability Score Improvement instead of a class feature because Fighters are cool like that. Now that your Strength is maxed you can actually invest in Intelligence for more spells, better saving throws, and more damage with your Psi Warrior abilities.

LEVEL 11 - FIGHTER 7

7th level Fighters can borrow some more abilities from air dragons with Telekinetic Adept.

As a bonus action, you can gain a flying speed equal to twice your walking speed until the end of the current turn by making a Psi-Powered Leap. You can do this once for free per Short or Long Rest, but additional air dragon jumps will require Psionic Energy die.

Additionally your Psionic Strike (that’s the damage option from your level 3 ability) now comes with additional Telekinetic Thrust. When you deal damage to a target with your Psionic Strike, you can force the target to make a Strength save against your Intelligence modifier. (It’s basically your spell DC.) If the save fails, you can knock the target prone or move it up to 10 feet in any direction horizontally.

There we go: air jumps and forceful blows with your special sword! Simple.

LEVEL 12 - FIGHTER 8

Hey look at that more Ability Score Improvements. Now that we have better uses for our Intelligence getting more of it would serve you well.

(DOTA: Dragon’s Blood produced by Studio Mir and distributed by Netflix. Based on the game DOTA 2 by Valve Software.)

LEVEL 13 - WIZARD 5

More Intelligence is also useful because we’re going back to Wizard levels. 5th level Wizards can learn 3rd level spells like Blink to phase in-and-out of existence, making you harder to hit.

A spell that’s really good to combo with Blink is Haste, since you can use the added defense to make sure you concentrate on dishing out more damage while also having more speed and defense. You obviously need to be wary however because if you get knocked out of concentration while using Haste you’ll be unable to move for a turn.

LEVEL 14 - WIZARD 6

6th level Transmutation Wizards have a flexible set of powers borrowed from dragons. Well, technically it’s from a Transmuter’s Stone but flavor is free, innit? Regardless you can choose between either Darkvision to see with your dumb human eyes, 10 extra feet of movement speed, proficiency in Constitution saving throws (which you already have), and resistance to either acid, cold, fire, lightning, or thunder damage. Obviously the last one is the most in-character for a dragon slayer but you can choose a new effect at the end of every Long Rest, or when you cast a Transmutation spell of 1st level or higher.

Speaking of spells you can prepare two more of them: every good Dragon Knight has Counterspell ready, because while dragons might not be spellcasters you’ll no doubt fight many spellcasters during your travels. Alternatively Kaden doesn’t use an ability like Ashardalon’s Stride, but it felt very in-character to borrow draconic power for more speed and the ability to avoid opportunity attacks while also dealing fire drake damage to foes you pass. And it’s a Transmutation spell too!

LEVEL 15 - WIZARD 7

Divide 7 by 2 you get... 3.5, but that rounds up to 4 so it’s time for 4th level spells! If you want a very long-ranged phase then Dimension Door will let you move across hundreds of feet in the blink of an eye! Alternatively if you just want to remain phased forever (and have permanent advantage assuming the dragon you’re fighting doesn’t have Blindsight, which they will) then Greater Invisibility will let you keep invisible while swinging your sword, putting it above regular invisibility!

LEVEL 16 - WIZARD 8

Aren’t Ability Score Improvements the best? You can get more Intelligence with them! Max spells prepared and the toughest saves woo!

And you can grab two more spells so how about we borrow more draconic power? Storm Sphere will let you channel the strength of a storm dragon to make it harder and deadlier for enemies to approach, and Raulothim's Psychic Lance is good to sunder a single foe.

LEVEL 17 - WIZARD 9

9th level Wizards can learn 5th level spells and honestly? I just went into Wizard for Far Step. You can now consistently phase around the map to evade enemies and strike foes from unexpected angles.

Other than that? I dunno. Stabbing a foe with an Ionic Dragon dagger to Hold Monster in place is nice. Steel Wind Strike is always nice. Teleportation Circle is good to get back to Dragonhold. Truthfully the only reason I went this far into Wizard was for Far Step, and chances are most of your dragon knight bounties will go into learning new spells.

(Fuck it’s hard to find screenshots that doesn’t spoil this anime, and no one draws fan art of Kaden smh. DOTA: Dragon’s Blood produced by Studio Mir and distributed by Netflix. Based on the game DOTA 2 by Valve Software.)

LEVEL 18 - FIGHTER 9

Finishing off the build with a few Fighter levels: 9th level Fighters get Indomitable, allowing them to reroll a failed saving throw once per Long Rest. You’re not going to be succeeding any Wisdom or Charisma saves, but your Strength, Constitution, and Intelligence are more than strong enough to succeed with some added insurance.

LEVEL 19 - FIGHTER 10

10th level Psi Warriors have a Guarded Mind, giving them resistance to Psychic Damage. Additionally you can use a Psionic Energy die (of which you likely have plenty) to instantly end any and all effects that may be Charming or Fearing you at the start of your turn. A dragon knight isn’t afraid of any dragon! Not even Slyrak!

LEVEL 20 - FIGHTER 11

The final level is the 11th level of Fighter for another Extra Attack. That’s right you can now attack 3 times in a turn or 6 times with an Action Surge! And as an added bonus your Psionic Energy die finally increase to a d10 for just a little bit more damage dealt and damage negated if you choose to do so.

FINAL BUILD

PROS

Jack of all Dragons - You have great versatility between offense, defense, mobility, and utility. Adapting to your enemy is key to survival as a dragon knight!

Blink and You’ll Miss It - Your extremely heightened mobility ensures that you can always get into range, something that melee characters often struggle with. Always being able to strike means you can always deal good damage, especially with Great Weapon Master.

Father of Lore - It always helps to have a Brainiac in the party. The Intelligence character is a role that isn’t often filled, and being able to provide some skill check utility as the (mostly) Fighter is a great way to show that you’re not just a tough guy with a big sword.

CONS

Exhausting Work - The strength of Fighters is their ability to thrive on just Short Rests, an ability which you somewhat lack. Your spell slots and Psionic Energy die are tied to Long Rests and while you can recover some of them on a Short Rest you’re still going to be beat by a Battle Master for versatility throughout the day.

Too many Dashes - The benefit of Psi Warrior’s jumps is that you have a flight ability which doesn’t take your Concentration, allowing you to Concentrate on other stronger spells... Far Step, while thematic, isn’t all that useful for you. You’d get far more mileage out of something like Spirit Shroud, which we didn’t take.

Terror of the Blade - Low Charisma is honestly fine, but having low Dexterity and low Wisdom will cause you a lot of trouble. Sure you can deal with Charms and Fears but there are plenty of other devastating spells that you will struggle against.

But while a slayer may hunt alone the Dragon Knights are an order for a reason. 30 men may have died that day but there’s always more men (and women!) to aid you! Strike your foes down and be there to mentor any new squires and their newfound friends. You may know one of them better than you think, and maybe an old enemy can become a new friend against a common foe.

(I ran out of pictures of Kaden so here’s a poster for DOTA Dragon’s Blood.)

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A Hybrid's Purpose - Tf2/Origins AU

Summary: Two weeks past the avian brothers learned to spend some time with their long lost mother. But things began getting a little strange

Chapter 5: “Sugar coat the happiness”

The morning went dry as the sun rose up to meet the earth. The hybrids suddenly sprouted out their homes to start the day. Jeremy woke up and suddenly remembered he supposedly to buy bread for breakfast. He looked at the clock to check what time to go to the shops. It turned out to be 11:00 already.

He scrabbled out of bed and quickly got changed to run downstairs. He slipped through the hallway. He got up to arange himself and rushed outside.

Jeremy managed to get to the shops on time he made a relived sigh that he made to the door.

Later when he opened the door and spotted Mundy and mom talking in the kitchen. The door was slighly open but he was abe to hear them what they were saying. He peeped his head through the door but they caught him eavesdropping and he scrambled to the living room to place the bread on the table.

‘I wonder what are they talking about’ he thought as he scratched his head while adding more bandages to his arms all the way to the hands. Jeremy thought it might be some catch up to do or something. But anyways it’s not his buisness to handle about who cares?

Mundy and his mom walked out of the kitchen holding some biscuits and coffee. Mom only liked tea instead of coffee, it’s just because it has a bitter taste and it’s no much for her.

They sat quietly together on the sofa while having their late breakfast. Jeremy was so eager to ask them what are they talking about. But for now he just wants to eat.

“I’ve been thinking we should go outside and catch some fishes from the stream like the old days…” She sipped from her tea crossed legged.

“I’ll pass with the fishin ma” replied Jeremy.

“How about…..we make something for your father! But wait…where’s your father?”

There was silence from Mundy and Jeremy. Their faces were dumsturck while their mother was still on the question. Mundy swallowed and fiddled with his fallen feathers. Jeremy looked at his older brother looking at his brown feathers. He tapped him on the shoulder to cut off his dazed expression.

Mundy looked up and saw his mother frowning at him still wanted to hear the answer from him. “Boys…..were is your father?” Her tone became coldly.

“Mom, ever since you…..uh.” Jeremy took a cookie from the table and held it for a minute. “Dad…..really….I mean. He’s been gone for a while now and before that. He always leaves us to do something such as…unfinished business he said. He sometimes goes away and never returns home.”

She listened to her son until she stood up from the sofa and walked to the kitchen. They watched their mother with concern Jeremy walked to the kitchen to see if his mother is ok.

“M-mom….are you ok?”

There was no answer from his mother. She suddeldy twitched a bit when her son asked her. Turning around and a hit of a smile appeared in her face. Until she spoke again.

“I’m fine…..just something popped up from my mind thats all!”

- - -

“I wonder hows Jeremy…”

Tavish, Dell and Miss Pauling were sitting outside of the emergency treehouse under the shade. The weather got cold earlier now it’s becoming hot.

“I bet he’s fine….i guess” replied Dell while he is busy rebuilding his gun. “I think we should hunt him down?”

“Aye, sure we can beat him to death. We already know were he lives anyway it’s so obvious. We can see it from the other side”

“Alright guys calm down we all know that Jeremy might be a our nemesis……I guess?” Miss pauling scratches her scales from her face as they fallen down. For now she is just relaxing on a pond under the tree. She pulled out her clipboard and started to tick the important requests she covered.

“That’s Jeremy he likes to make things worse…anyways he’s an avian. Avians are stupid and don’t know common sense” Tavish started to laugh.

“What they don’t know that they also lost their ability to fly so you can sometimes see Jeremy with alot of bruises and bandages around him. Because he thinks he can fly”

“Ha! What a scampperin windbag!”

Tavish and Dell laughed out loud until tears came out of their eyes until they wipped them off.

“Alright you two please be quiet! I’m trying to think!” Said Miss Pauling. Scratching her head with the pencil.

“ Sorry…”

They sat in silence for a minute and listened to the birds chirping as they passed by them going to their nests to feed their young. Dell could remember the time when he loved watching birds do their thing. Well sometimes. Tavish could remember sneaking to drink under the shade and being drunk forever. But his mom always caught him. Phantoms really like shade.

Miss pauling cannot stop thinking about Jeremy in her head. ‘Why, is Jeremy still in my head?’ she kept on scratching her head as the scales slowly fallen off her face. She looked up and wipped her face.

“Ok guys I’m not sure if it is a perfect time to go to Mundy’s house and look for Jeremy but I got a spell ready to look for the souls.”

“Then what happens?”

“When we found him well..lets just. No we cannot put him to jail oe anything I think it’s best that-”

“I say we should not harm my son Miss Pauling” said a simiair voice in between the trees. The three turned their heads and saw a man with a black coat (which looked like dracula’s coat) his face worn a purple mask, his shoes were clean and he dressed with his tie around his neck. Purple particles surrounded him as he came closer hands in his pockets.

“Spy!?!” They all gasped and exclaimed their faces were dumstruck like they saw a ghost.

“Good evening….I know it’s awkward seeing me like this and I know that I made a mistake on giving Jeremy the Bloodmoom box” Said Spy looking ashamed. Miss Pauling, Tavish and Dell were silent. Until Mr Lugwig come out with potions on his arms. When he saw Spy he dropped the potions which made a mess on the ground.

“Mr Ludwig…” He greeted him with a nod.

“Spy? I-it’s been so long” Miss Pauling stammered and gulped.

“I know…and look you might think it’s my fault I gave Jeremy the box-”

“You bloody idiot!!” Tavish charged at Spy and grapping his shirt reavealing himself under the sun were Spy was“What is wrong with you! Givin someone a dangerous relec!”

“Tavish look-”

“I don’t want ye to hear your excuses ya snake! It’s your fault!”

Spy cleared his throat and lowered his voice “Tavish…..your under the sun..” looking up at the sun.

Tavish looked up, then looked back at Spy and realised the round blazing sun sizzleing on him his skin began to burn and smoke forming around him. He let go of Spy and screamed. His agony and pain increased until the whole area began to hear him. He rolled on the ground and Spy kicked him to the shade under the tree.

“Phantoms…..” Spy replied. Tavish was finally under the shade and his burns made marks on his skin. He could hear him panting and recovering from the burns.

“There is something I need to tell you” continued Spy. “It’s about….my wife”

“What? Spy your wife is…..dead” said Dell arranging his goggles “There is no need to talk about her let her rest..”

“She’s not dead!”

“What do you mean she’s not dead? It’s been told she’s gone!”

“No! Dell please you don’t understand! She’s coming to kill the humans!”

“How?”

They waited for his reply but he made no word about it. But he instead took out the broken Bloodmoon box from his sling bag. “How did you get the box?” asked Miss Pauling pointing at him.

“Last night I took the box from the table from Dells room”

“Look Spy I don’t understand how is your wife alive?”

“Of course you don’t understand”

“No, Spy please I wan’t to understand tell me everything!” She said

“I can’t!”

“Spy……I’m the only person you can give information to”

He sighed and spoke the best he can do. Until the sun began to set. But first they have to make sure Tavish needs aid.

- - -

Meanwhile, Jeremy was full of flour around his wings even his chest. Mundy his sitting on the sofa sharpening his kukri, he was recently removing the vines that was growing on the house for years.

“Oh Jeremy don’t forget the eggs on the flour!”

“I’m on it mom!” he said mixing the ingredients very fast until he made a mess

He saw his mother laughing while she is making the buttercream. She grabbed the towel and whipped her son’s face. “Take this slow Jeremy”

He nodded. Continued mixing the ingredients. After when the cake is baked she added the pink and white buttercream they arranged the design how it will look.

“Aaaand there! That should do. Wait it needs something…” she tapped her chin with a finger

“Umm everythings in place ma”

Mundy came into the kitchen curiously asking what are they doing. But Jeremy puched him out to hide the surprise treat. “You know what, I don’t know” She said. “It’s perfect” She brought the cake to the dining table and placed in the middle.

Mundy and Jeremy walked to the dining table and began to eat their dinner quietly. The room is dark so their mother had to lit up the place. But this time she did not do the old fashioned way by lighting the candles with a matchstick. Her eyes glowed green and the candles light itself. They were amazed on how she did that.

“Ma! How did you do that?”

“Hmm?” She answered

“Is that new?”

“Aw no Iv’e been doing that for a long time”

They continued eating their dinner together but Mundy cannot stop asking questions. The talk with her this morning seems, strange. He can remember a foggy memory on what she had said. ‘ Aw, Mundy…It’s been so long since i’ve seen you, your brother and your father….I don’t know what will happen if I will be gone again’ He shook his head to shake of what she said and continued on eating his carrots.

“Mom…” Mundy began to talk

“Yes?”

“I-i’m glad you’re alive…I’m really am. It’s been hard for me and Jeremy without you but you came back. All this time I thought you were dead and I felt there is a hole in my heart. It felt empty. Everyday im thingking about you thinking you were here again. Then dad would be happy and won’t go to places anymore. What i’m trying to say is mom I really missed you please don’t go”

She got up from the table and hugged her son very tight. Mundy feels there is no hole in his heart anymore. He feels happy again. Jeremy watched them hug and a hint of smile appeared on his face. Happy to see his brother smiling again.

“Oh! That’s it! I better put sugar dust on top of the cake!” she turned to get the sugar dust and sprinkled it on top. They watched it glitter down the cake like snowflakes from the sky. “Now, who wants cake?”

They both agreed and took some slices of the cake in delight.

- - -

That night Jeremy is tucked in bed, as so as his brother on the opposite side of the room. Their mom is still awake somehow it’s just 12 at night.

Jeremy can’t sleep somehow he got out of bed and headed downstairs to drink something until he saw his mother walking slowly through the corridor like a ghost. His heart quickened and tip toed to follow her.

She went outside under the moonlight and the cool breaze entered in. she walked 1 meter apart from the house and stopped. He watched her standing still not doing anything.

‘What is she doing?’ he wondered. The wind began to get stronger as the clouds almost covered the moon. Her eye glowed green to red. Her viens began to glow red and the ground glowed a symbol of a circle. The Moon suddenly turned red and shone on her, she looked at the moon and closed her eyes.

Soon after a minute she lifted her left arm to strike a man who was recently chopped up some wood. He saw her and he rushed to his house. When he was about to reach the handle on the door. She summoned a lighting strike to kill him. The job was done. She laughed abit and the bloodmoon became normal. “One down….more to go” she whispered.

Jeremy watched in horror and slowly walked up to his bedroom and pretend he did not see that and feel like it was a dream after all.

END.

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Mr and Mrs Castle (Frank Castle x Reader) (1/3)

A/N: welcome to my Frank Castle series! I think this might have like, a total of 3 chapters! So excited bc i’ve been in my punisher era and i love him so much

It was a cool spring day when (Y/n) found herself knocking on the door of Frank Castle's apartment. He of course was no fool, and wouldn’t open the door no matter what she said on the other side, but she also was no fool and knew he would be listening.

“Mr. Castle, you might not remember me, my name is (Y/n) (L/n). Last time we had met on unfortunate circumstances, as you might recall one of my bodyguards most likely broke your nose.” She paused, remembering the incident like it had happened yesterday and not months back. He threatened her, causing her people to attack him, and of course he beat them all. “I’m not here to fight, I’m here on business.”

The door flung open, but (Y/n) stood her ground and looked up at the man in front of her. “What kind of fucking business would I want with you?” He was still angry from the last time he had encountered her it seemed. “I should kill you right now for the shit you put me through.”

She shrugged, brushing past him and entering his home; knowing he was looking at her in shock from doing so. “It’s not my fault that you were told to kill me, and didn’t do so.” She told him as she sat down on his couch, sliding her coat off and folding it neatly on her lap. “Besides, I’m here on business.”

Frank glanced over at her, then checked outside where he could see no one else was standing. No one watching–no one around. “You come alone?”

“I came alone.” She confirmed as she reached down as she grabbed her purse, putting a manila folder down on his coffee table. “And like I said, I’m here for business.”

He slammed his front door shut, locking it behind him as he moved to stand in front of her, making no move to grab the folder. “What kind of business?”

(Y/n) knew better than to break eye contact with him. Sure he was all muscle, but he could move faster than anyone she ever met before. “I need your help getting into a gala, and you’re the only one for the job.”

“Can’t you hire some fancy guy to play your boyfriend or something? What does an heiress need my help with?” Frank questioned as he pulled up a chair to sit across from her. He figured if she was going to try and kill him, she wouldn’t talk this much.

“I figured that by bringing you into the mix, you would appreciate my help.” She said, leaning forward and sliding the folder closer to him with one perfectly manicured hand. “This gala is hosted by the Russians, I’m sure you’ve heard of them. I figured you could always use whatever intel you find, and I’ll owe you a favor in return.”

He leaned forward to pick up the folder, opening it to find a list of people going to the gala, along with some more information about each person set to attend. “Why do you want to help me? I thought you wanted to kill me?”

She sighed as she shook her head, a smile tugging at her lips. “I never wanted to kill you. I mean, after I found out you were hunting me down, sure, I was kind of hoping that someone would take you out before you got to me. But I figured, this could be the start of something nice. You do me a favor, and I owe you one in return.”

“Why do you want my help anyway?” Frank questioned as he threw the folder back down on the coffee table, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms. He knew that she would play more on the buisness side of things, and while she was firm, would of course follow through with her end of the deal.

(Y/n) suddenly looked bashful, looking down at her hands before she got the courage to look at him again. “I surprisingly trust you to keep me safe. I know you don’t fuck around with anyone, and when I was at Fisk’s benefit and watched the people around me get poisoned; I knew I needed someone by my side who wasn’t afraid to get their hands dirty and protect me.”

“I ain’t no bodyguard.” He mumbled, watching as she shook her head.

“I’m not asking you to be my bodyguard for the night. I’m asking you to be my date for the evening.” She told him quickly, watching as he froze like a deer in headlights in front of her.

“Your date?” Now Frank was truly confused. A woman he had previously once almost killed for money, was now sitting in his living room asking him to be her date to a party like they were teenagers before their senior prom. “Are you fucking with me right now?”

(Y/n) rolled her eyes, trying her best not to laugh at him as she knew it would make him upset. “Like I said, I trust you. I want you, to be my date.” She said as she glanced down at the folder that was tossed aside on the table. “If you read instead of skimming, you would have seen that I would compensate you for your trouble. Not only that, but I will be providing you with a suit for the evening, and then when you get there; it’s free food and wine for the night.” She said as she stood up from the couch. “You have my contact information there if you want to accept, if not, I understand.”

As she turned away and was slipping her coat on, Frank stood up and walked over to the doorway where she was standing. “I’ll do it. What else did you need from me?”

She smiled up at him, reaching her hand up and gently resting her hand on his cheek where there was a cut that had yet to heal fully. “Try to protect your face in the time being. I don’t really think showing up all black and blue would be a great look.” (Y/n) told him as he cracked a smile. “I’m honest about what I said. This is a really big favor for me, and I know you’re not the person who really wants people to do favors for them.”

“Who knows, maybe one of these days I’ll ask you to buy me a boat to sail across the world or something.” He chuckled as she moved her hand away from his cheek, his face slightly falling at the lack of touch. “When is this thing?”

“Next week on Saturday. I can have a driver sent for you, and you’ll meet at my house.” She told him as she opened the front door, sighing as the once fair weather now turned to rain. “Any other questions before I go?”

He reached behind the door, watching as her eyes never left his own. For all she knew, he could be pulling out a gun to finish the job right then and there. “Want an umbrella?” He asked as he held out the black vinyl umbrella to her.

(Y/n) smiled as she took it from him, opening it as she stepped off his porch. “Thank you. I’ll see you next week.”

Frank stood in the doorway and watched her leave, walking up the driveway and getting into a car that was parked a good distance away. He didn’t have the heart to tell her the reason he couldn’t kill her when he was hired to was because she made his heart stop and time move slow. But maybe he would eventually.

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Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck Retrospective Chapter 9: The Billionare of Dismal Downs!: “These Ancient Customs and Traditions have Made Me Realize How Little I Belong Here Anymore”

Hello all you happy people! Jake here, I review comics and animation and we return to life and times... which I’m determined to actually finish this year. The main story anyway, I will be doing the B-Sides but i’ve decided to just do them when I feel like instead of dedicating a spot on the schedule for them like the main story. Unlike the main 12 part epic, these stories are suplements: stories Barks did later to fill in gaps he didn’t get to in SCrooge’s history or just have fun with a younger scrooge at a certain time in his history. There’s also a prologue, epilogue, and two related tales that aren’t flashbacks but still are important to scrooge’s history: Last Sled to Dawson, which i’ll get to next week, and A Letter From Home/The Old Castle’s Other Secret, which not only brings Matilda into present day to follow up on where she’s been since she left Scrooge’s life (We’ll get to that), but follows up two other stories i’d need to cover first: The Old Castle’s Secret and The Crown of the Crusader Kings, both of which the stories a sequel to. Yes the stories a sequel to THREE diffrent stories, and still manages to work if you’ve only read one of the three (which I had when I read it years ago). So yeah I won’t techincally be done, i’m just gonig to take my time finishing it out is all.

It’s a fitting time to talk about the series close as we’re in the final act. The first was a young naive Scrooge at the start of things, learning valuable lessons that’d shape who he’d become. The second act is more about hard lessons doing the same as he FINALLY achieves his goal of wealth.. and the third act is about the harder lessons that come from having wealth and the true cost of it. This is something that was hinted at brilliantly all the way back in chapter 4: As Rockerduck imparted on Scrooge having wealth isolates you from people. “you’ll have their respect but not their love”. And we first see that happen here as Scrooge learns the age old lesson “You can’t go home again”. We’ll get more into what that means under the cut as Scrooge learns this lesson the hard way... via slapstick.

So we open as usual with Matilda’s scrapbook, though this time instead of a detached narrator Scrooge HIMSELF tells us what’s happened since the last chapter. As expected the Goose Egg made him rich and the White Agony Claim only made him richer from there. So naturally given who we’re dealing with Scrooge’s first priority... was visiting Slick to pay off his loan. Slick tries not to sign it as proof despite taking the money.. forgetting this is the same guy who, you know, TORE A RIVER BOAT IN HALF WITH PURE RAGE just a year or so ago. And still likelky remembers you LAUGHED over his mothers death, which again....

CAUSED HIM TO TEAR A RIVER BOAT IN HALF WITH HIS BARE HANDS AND PURE FUCKING RAGE!

Just.. how stupid do you have to be to try pissing this guy off a SECOND time? and given how canon plays out he does it AGAIN trying to collect on his loan. I’ll give Slick this is while he’s a VERY stupid and borderline suicidal man.. he’s determined at least.

Slick is lucky to get away with a gut check... a 24 karat gut check as scrooge keps gold in his mittens to offset their softness. The results are what you’d expect

So with that debt monkey off his back for a few decades till he has to produce that loan slip, Scrooge continues to work hard, play never and eventually reaches a million dollars. “That’s all the Money in the world!”

By that time the claim had mostly petered out, so after... things happened with Goldie we’ll get to someday and thus settling down was out of the question, Scrooge became a business man with a buisness plan gonna make people money in buisness land.

So he set up shop in Alaska, where another gold rush had hit, and ironically ended up financing other people’s claims like Slick. That said unlike Slick and the Loan Industry he dosen’t abuse this power.. mostly. While his rates are high, he’s still honest as demonstrated by a great scene of him doing buisness:

It shows that while Scrooge is buisness minded and frugal as always he hasn’t yet let go of his morals: 50% of the profits IS very high.. but this guy is clearly working the claim himself, so i’ts only split between two people, and Scrooge isn’t screwing the guy over to try and sue him for backpay later: he checked the claim and knowing his shit about that, knows this guy will get plenty too. He’s simply doing what most honest investors do all two of them: putting money in and expecting a fair ROI for how much he’s putting in.

In contrast he screws over the next guy.... but the next guy wanted to exploit workers, not remotely get his hands dirty and expected to get away with it. So Scrooge giving the guy 5%, taking his 50 and giving the rest to the workers is MORE than fair. And he’s likely only paying this guy because he legally HAS to. And it’s REALLy sad when a buisness duck working in the early 1900′s whose greedy as shit.. is STILL more honest than a lot of investors and loan people NOW.

So with two more panels, 5 years pass. Thanks to his globetrotting exploits Scrooge kills it at every industry he invested in after this, and after 5 years is finally ready to come home a bonafied billionare, cleverly revealing his narration was a letter to his sisters and dad.

So Scrooge’s Family and the townsfolk have gathered to greet him.. only for the carriage to speed by.. naturally Scrooge is driving his own carriage to both save money and carry his cargo.

So Scrooge tries to make a grand entrance..

So after the 1900′s version of internet fandom, Fergus and Matilda are takenaback by Scrooge’s behavior.. despite the fact he just got pelted for existing and not say underpaying his workers. You know like the real reason you should pelt a billionare with produce, among many other reasons i’ll write in my book “Jeff Bezos is Going to Kill Me WIth His Vintage 1960′s Death Ray For This”.

While the contrast of the people yelling at scrooge then having the gall to be confused as to why he’s suddenly mad is funny, this moment is key as it contrasts the last time Scrooge was turned on by people just for getting rich: last time he was more hurt and confused than anything, before breifly pivitoing to reveling in his wealth. Here he’s angry and resentful: tired of people hating him just for being rich and feeling their just jealous.. instead of you know mad he dosen’t pay his employees a living wage. Which they should be but again early 1900′s.

As for his slick Duds Scrooge only wanted the best.. and got it for free from a designer looking to show it off. But soon he takes on his signature coat as he gets it in scotland, trading it for his fancy duds once the guy agrees to throw in 5 bucks. You may laugh but 5 bucks carries a lot of weight. It’s why I let a goblin break into my room at night and wreck up the place.

So Scrooge settles down and prepares to head back.. with one small stop first

A truly powerful, amazing piece of artwork. And the detail on everything, the true emotoin despite everyone being far away.... genius.

We get another world building bit as the barrles Scrooge had.. are his money, and he swims around in it. While his family questions his santiy they also talk about Quackly’s ghost breifly, with Scrooge wondering if he is there since you know, near death experince and all that.

The next day Scrooge grumbles into town to set up shop as he intends for Dismal Downs to be the center of his empire. He’s still dealing with locals hating him but finds a sidekick in Scotty McTerrier, a dogface boy who gladly takes the billionare and who lets him know the highland games are going on. Scrooge sees this ancient noble tradition as a way.. to get people to like him. Okay NOW he’s sounding more like a modern billionare.

And thus we come to the bulk of this chapter and i’ts.. a mixed bag. On one hand it deftly illustrates what Scrooge is going through.. but other hand it is reall repetivie. This next bit is “Scrooge does a game, something about how he does it either dosen’t match tradition or plain fails, no points”. It’s not a TERRIBLE idea, but it’s just not funny. Scrooge may be a dick.. but he hasn’t done anything that wrong. Sure he wants to make doing buisness easier.. but really at his heart it’s clear he also wants to be accepted and just isn’t. There are some good bits: scrooge throwing the caber well only for the judges to be absent and him sining a bawdy tune from his working life are great, but otherwise it’s just “scrooge does geninely well but it’s not scottish enough so no points”. It’s not.. funny to see a character get his ass kicked and it’s played for laughs instead of pathos till this whole mess is over. I don’t mind gags or slapstick, I loves em to bits, but it just dosen’t work here. If you find it funny good on you but I just don’t find it all that interesting compared to the rest of the chapters. There’s godo character stuff here.. but instead of trimming down an event or two and focusing on how this makes scrooge FEEL, we just get more jokes that again just don’t land for me. I COULD see someone liking this part, I could.. but it’s not for me.

Things do snap back to being the series standard though with what it makes scrooge realize about himself:

It’s a sad hard truth and clearly pains scrooge a bit to realize. His dream all these decades was to go home, build up there, to become a king.. but he realizes now this isolated community.. simply isn’t who he is any more. He wants to keep going forward and simply wasn’t around long enough to care about scottish traditions. The culture and history sure, he’ll always love that. But Scrooge will always put the march of progress and his wallet over that and that’s just not who the people of Dismal Downs are.

It’s why I trotted out the well worn “You can’t go home again”.. because this is one of the most accurate illustrations of that. You can go back where you once belonged (or an aproximation since scrooge never lived in dismal downs but hey), but it’s not going to be the same. And as it’s clear from that first relization.. it hurts to relaize that.. but as Scrooge’s expressions show as much as leaving hurts.. he knows he has to to continue growing as a billionare..and as a person.

The scene that follows is also fantastic as Scrooge reveals his plan: he brought his safe deposit box from white horse with him in the small treasure chest he perched atop his barrels. In it is a deed that will change both Scrooge and one small one horse town in callisota forever, the deed to one Killmotor hill in duckburg. But before that of course Scrooges sisters are more occupied by his lock of hair from goldies they tease him over. His sheer frustration, his fumbling of words calling nit goldieberg, and his ending cry of SHUT UP is all just pure comic gold. I would’ve prefered more of Hortense and Matilda instead of highland slapstick. I just prefer character based comedy or slapstick rooted over a character over kafka comedy.

So the bottom line is he wants to move to the states where he can invest better, and the girls are incredibly excited for the land of skyscrapeers and cowboys. As for how Scotty’s involved, Scrooge hires him to be caretaker as he trusts the kid and Scotty figures getting to live in a historic castle is worth it.. even for what scrooge pays.

But one McDuck.. isn’t joining them. Fergus has chosen to stay, as he feels too old to move now, Scotty will be there to protect him.. and it’s what’s best for his kids. Going to a land of progress and oportunity where they can be whatever the choose.. that’s what he wants for them. It’s what he wanted when he let Scrooge go... and now he’s letting ALL his children go. So they can live their dreams.. and so he can rest.

And that rest. .is final. As the rest of the family leaves for goldieberg duckburg the next day, they wave goodbye to fergus who stands for them.. and we get one of the most heartbreaking and heartwarming reveals in all of comics

It’s a truly POWERFUL ending. The kids mention Fergus having slept peacefully.. meaning he died happily in his sleep, and moves on into the next world, confident in his son, and to be with his loving wife at last. It’s why I have mixed feelings about him being around in 2017. Getting to see more of the two is good, with Downy getting fleshed out and it’s a nice take.. but this scene is just so damn good, so joyous and sad all in one.. that’s it’s hard to give up for Fergus just being a dick you know? Anyway easily one of the most iconic scenes in this entire comic and in duck history. Truly powerful stuff

Final Thoughts:

This chapter.. is a bit of a mixed bag as you can tell. The last few pages are REALLY something specail.. but most of it is just wacky nonsense.. and not the GOOD kind of wacky nonsense I live off of. It’s not terrible, but it feels like Rosa upped the highland stuff because he had nothing else for the story when there’s so much he coudl’ve done to sell scrooge’s isolation better. This only escapes being the weakest chapter because unlike Chapter 2 it has way more high spots, but it’s still a close second. It, much like chapter 2 isn’t a BAD comic either just a flawed one compared to how tight most of these stories are. It REALLY dosen’t help it’s sandwitched between the climactic and boat ripping in half chapter 8 and the best chapter in the entire story, which itself is followed by the stories most devistating chapter and it’s triumphant climax. As such this one isn’t bad.. but it’s very transitional and dosen’t have the impact of the other two visits to dismal downs.

Next Time: Donald’s Parents meet as Scrooge takes on the US Army due to some woodchucks stupidity.

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rreyie · 3 years

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𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙙 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨- 𝙖𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩

𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮: after three years of not seeing eren due to his buisness in marley, you reunite with him only to find he isn’t the same person anymore, but the one thing that hasn’t changed is his desire for you.

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: smut! hair pulling, spanking, hate (?) sex, eren being an asshole, MAJOR season four/manga spoilers, vaginal, orgasm denial, overstimulation, fingering, oral (male receiving), f! anatomy reader, dom! eren, sub! reader

𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚: smut/ nsfw

𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨: eren yeager, reader insert

𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚: i really struggled with what to name this, but i still think it turned out fine. this may be the dirtiest thing i’ve written so far but anyways, eren stans come get y’all juice

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it had been three whole years since you had last seen eren. as much as you missed those emerald green eyes giving you a playful glare from across the room, you certainly did not miss his careless demeanor.

it had happened after the girl shot sasha, your best friend. as you laid there sobbing on the floor, all eren did was laugh. no comfort. no “i’m sorry.” just a half hearted chuckle from that asshole of a man.

as you put her body in a different room, you walked out of the dimly lit airship to see eren sitting on some sort of box. through that mane of chocolate brown hair, you saw those emerald eyes again, only this time, they weren’t as youthful as they once were. they were tired. drained. dull. you didn’t know how else to describe that look.

“whatcha starin at?” he asked. his voice was barely audible.

your cheeks still red and eyes puffy from crying, you sniffle and manage to speak some words. “i’m looking at the jackass who was laughing at my best friend dead on the floor.”

eren chuckles. “i see nothings changed over the last three years, huh?”

you look away from him. you couldn’t bare to look eyes with him, especially now. he touches your arm. “come on now, look at me. i missed you.”

you swat his arm away. “shut the fuck up. why did you laugh? in a time that i needed you most you just sat there and laughed?”

eren laughs again. “haven’t you forgot, dear? i can see everything. i knew sasha was going to die before it happened.” you couldn’t stand his shit anymore. you jerk your body to face him, and raise your arm, looking directly into his eyes. you throw a punch at him, aiming directly for his skull, but his calloused hand stops you, making you look weak.

“heh, let’s not get too hasty here, dear-“

“quit calling me that damned nickname!” you shout at him. “i can’t talk to you right now. i’m going to bed.” his arm releases it’s grip on yours, and you angrily storm off into your resting place in the airship.

another few days passed, and you were coming back from the memorial service held for sasha. as you took off your army great coat, darker spots staining it from the rain pattering outside, a figure towers over you.

you look up and make contact with the entity, now figuring out that it was no other than yours truly, eren.

“well, want to talk now?” he asks. his voice was monotone, like nothing happened at all. you throw your coat onto a nearby chair, and storm upstairs to your room.

you eneter the room, which was pitch black, your tear-ridden eyes not processing anything you see. only a blurry mess of shadows and highlights. you throw yourself onto your bed and curl into a fetal position.

you wanted to throw up. first your best friend dies, and then your relationship was going down the drain... on top of that a world war was happening right before your very eyes.

a cold hand is pressed onto your back. you jolt at the contact, and see erens face looking down at you. you hadn’t taken the time to notice that he had cleaned up nicely, hair in a bun and cleanly shaved.

as your head tilts upwards, he presses his lips to yours, the unfamiliar sensation making your lips tingle. you let out a small moan and feel erens mouth curl upwards.

“well, i can tell even if you didn’t miss me, you sure missed my cock.” eren says. this statement caught you off guard, and your cheeks flushed red. eren snickered, and continued to kiss you. eren inserted his slick tongue into your mouth, pushing and pulling your tongue in all different directions, mixing your saliva with his.

erens hand moved south, his finger just grazing upon your clothed womanhood. though your area was covered, you could still feel the friction of his finger and the fabric. he began to slide his hand inside the flimsy waistband of your pants and cupped your delicate womanhood.

letting out a soft moan at the contact, he began to grope and squeeze you in all the right places, and ran his index finger along your wet folds, already soaked with your slick.

“wet for me already, ain’t’cha princess?” he growls into your ear, warm breath sliding upon the exposed flesh of your neck. he moves his lips to your neck, and begins to gently suck, eager to mark you, similar to how an animal marked its territory. the gentle suction made you like putty in his arms, and you leaned into his chest. his heartbeat was beating right into your ear, giving you a sense of security.

unexpectedly, a finger slips into your walls. an “a-ah~” elicits through your lips. you shifted your hips to desperately try and feel full, even though only one narrow finger was inside you.

“only good girls get two fingers”, eren says. “are you gonna be a good girl for me? hm?” eren pushes his finger inside you more, hitting the plush sweet spot that was nestled inside you. you let out a pathetic little whimper as eren stretched you a little further.

“y-yes...” you stammer. eren began to pump his two fingers into your tight hole, as he felt his own arousal course through his veins, the fiery sensation talking over him and pulsating though him, going straight to his dick.

your thighs began to tremble as you were about to feel your orgasm, but then, right when you were on the cusp of reaching bliss, he carefully but slowly took his fingers out, his coated in your juices. he sneered at you, as your let out another whimper.

“h-hey...” you say, barely able to make words after your spoiled orgasm. “what w-was that for?”

“because you’ve been fucking around with me all week”, he responds, starting to unbuckle his leather belt. “all i’ve wanted this whole week was for your pretty little pussy to bounce on my cock, but you’ve been so stubborn that you wouldn’t even look my way. this is my payback. i’m going to absolutely fuck your brains out tonight.”

your spine shivered at the thought of you being here all night being used as erens own personal pocket pussy. you didn’t want to know how many rounds you were in for tonight, since eren never stops until he’s tired.

before you knew it, erens belt was off, and you were sitting on the bed watching him did himself of his shirt. his perfectly toned abs were semi-visible in the moonlight, the ripples of skin or bones creating a masterpiece. his hair was nearly free of the bun at this point, but you wouldn’t dare notify him of this.

eren folds the belt and gives it a little whack upon the bed, giving a crack.

“strip”, he commands. “now.”

you obey his words, and pull of your shirt without hesitation, followed by your cargo pants, leaving you in your bra and panties only.

erens gaze turns predatory as if he was a lion and you were the antelope. he flips you over almost effortlessly, and grabs your ass.

“dear god, i missed this...” he groans. “your ass is gonna be all red after i’m done with you.”

you clench your eyes, bracing for impact. you knew exactly how this was going to go down. eren cracks the belt down onto your left ass cheek, and you yelped at the impact. he did it again, the pain soon quickly melting into pleasure with each snap.

sure, eren could be a bit rough in the bedroom sometimes- no, scratch that. he could be super rough. but he always knew where the line was to be drawn. or at least he used to know. you only knew that this man had been deprived of sex for the time he was in marley, so he was likely craving some sort of intimacy. and now that he had you, he wasn’t going soft this time.

as soon as the last crack of the belt had ceased, he threw the belt down and kneeled over you.

“suck me off”, he demanded.

you flipped yourself over this time, and got level with erens member. erens black boxers had a throbbing bulge in the center. as you pulled his boxers down, his cock immediately sprang up, and slapped against his stomach.

boy, eren always had a nice dick. it was pale, but a vein ran through the side, and connected to the red tip of it. he hasn’t shaved down there in a while, so the seemingly primal hair that laid at his base was expected.

you grasped his cock that was eagerly waiting for attention, and moved your tongue along the shaft, placing kitty licks on the tip. you felt eren twitching under your touch. you wanted to tease him to compensate for your lost orgasm, to feel him writhe and beg to cum.

eren grew impatient with the kitty licks and tongue work that he grabbed a fistful of your hair and jammed your mouth onto him. you gagged at the sudden movement, the tip touching the back of your throat. he moved your head back and forth, using your spit to guide you along.

you took in his whole length. it was painful, but totally worth it to see his expression on his face. cupping his balls, you played with them, moving around the sensitive skin with your hands.

“i-m gonna c-cum...” eren warns you. you try and pull off so he wouldn’t make you choke. eren resists, only pulling you closer. his cock spasms, and releases a load of cum into your mouth. you were nearly choking on cock, the salty taste reaching every corner in your mouth.

you swallow it all. eren pulls out his cock, still hard even though he just came. he takes hold of your shoulders and pins you down on your bed.

“don’t worry princess, i’ll compensate for that lost orgasm this time.” he said, an evil smirk on his face. yup. you were in for it.

he quickly takes your bra and panties off before starting, and takes note of the giant spot of arousal in the bottom of your panties before he slides them off. he unclasps your bra and gives your breasts a quick little squeeze before pumping his cock a few times and lining it up at your entrance.

“p-please, be gentle...” you whisper.

eren laughs. “not a chance.”

he thrusts into you, his whole length unexpectedly filling you to the brim. letting out a groan, he thrusts into you again. it felt like the wind had been knocked out of you. you grip the sheets beside you.

“i missed the feeling of your little pussy...” eren growls. he continues to thrust, smashing his hips into yours as he fucked you with no mercy at all.

lewd sounds of skin slapping a guttural wet sounds filled the room as you squirmed beneath him, moving your hips so he could get a good angle. his dick begins to touch on your sweet spot, hitting it repeatedly. the pressure on your spongy seeet spot was enough to make a loud moan escape from your mouth.

“m-more!” you yelp. eren heeds your command as you felt his balls slapping against your ass ruthlessly. “oh god, please, eren! please!” erens pace quickens a little bit more as you feel the burning sensation of your orgasm about to take over. you cum right on his dick, the creamy liquid spilling out of you and coating him so he could glide into you with ease. eren still has a bit to go, and while making an effort to cum, he only thrusts harder, causing you to cum yet again, eyes rolling into the back of your head.

“ngh- oh fuck...” eren stammers, as he bottoms out into you, shooting thick ropes of cum into your hole.

you lay there panting, eyes almost shutting. but eren isn’t anywhere near done yet. his dick gardens yet again, and he continues to thrust.

“e-eren... please no more...” you gasp, trying to contain yourself as eren slammed into you again and again.

“no”, he says raspily. “you’ve been teasing me all fuckin’ week. you need to be punished for this.” his tip kisses your cervix, causing you to grimace. “turn over.”

you tried to move, but your legs were like jelly, unable to move after all the previous sensations you were feeling.

“dumb slut. let me help you.” eren places you on your tummy and re-aligns himself at your entrance, and jams his throbbing dick into you. your ribbed walls were clenching around him tightly, which only made him encouraged and want to go harder, deeper, if that was even possible.

your vision turned foggy upon your third orgasm, toes curling and all.

“ngh- aah!~” you whimper, feeling numb and helpless. something about eren using you as his own personal fuck toy made you seem to cum a little bit quicker than the last times you’ve had sex. maybe it was the control he had over you, the domination.

“oh, did my little whore cum for me again?” eren groans. “louder. i want this entire hallway to know exactly what we are doing in here. let them know how good i’m fucking you.”

eren gives a tug at your hair, making your head turn around and look him directly in the eye. he had a wicked sneer painted across his face. he purposely hits your sweet spot again, making a string of high pitched moans and whimpers fill the room, maybe even the whole hallway as eren instructed you to do.

your noises were the final straw that eren had. he quickly pulled out and flipped you over before jacking himself a few more times, and letting his cum splatter across your face and chest. your vision was so foggy at this point that everything was just a big cloud of white. as you regain your vision, you see eren laying over you, his brown hair messy and eyes filled with love.

“you’re not gonna just leave me like the others, right?” he questions you as he kisses your naked collarbone. you’re completely out of breath at this point, and all you can do is nod.

“good.” he grabs a towel that was sitting on your nightstand. “i hope you never leave me, to be honest.” he cleans up his release combined with sweat that was puddled on your body.

“n-never.” you stammer.

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Lose Somebody

pairing: bokuto koutarou x fem!reader

warnings: angst, swearing, fluff, smut,

word count: 3,385

a/n: i get most of my ideas while listening to music, so listening to onerepublic - lose somebody got me this idea, it’ll be super fluffy so i hope you’ll enjoy it! <3

Synopsis: You’re friends with benefits with Bokuto and you fall in love him. Confessing your feelings for him, expecting him to feel the same only to be rejected and end your friendship with him. Will the two of you find your way back to each other?

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The sound of the second set being finished could be heard in the gymnasium. Loud cheering from the stands of people who were watching and clapping. Another win for Fukurodani, another win for Bokuto. He looked happy, cheering with his teammates. His loud “hey, hey hey” echoed through the big room. He had a talent for volleyball. He was one of the best spikers in all of Japan for his age and that was something. He was sure to be scouted when he went on to start college.

College. Those words echoed through your head. You didn't want to think about college, because college meant being seperated from Bokuto and that's something you didn't want to think about now. Now you needed to celebrate with him.

You'd known Bokuto since first year of high school. He was that goofy but very attractive guy that most girls wanted. You had accidentally bumped into him and that made you drop all of your textbooks, all of them ending up in a pile of paper on the floor and he had (to your surprise) bent down to help you and apologized over and over, even though it wasn't his fault. Ever since then you'd become friends and put up with all of his different mood swings and what nots, well you and Akaashi.

In these 3 years, the two of you had somehow ended up in bed together. The both of you had an attraction for each other, that you couldn't deny, but when he had said “let's not do that again” it had happened again anyway. So, Bokuto had then come up with a better solution after it had repeated yet another time.

“Let's just be friends with benefits.” He had blurted out late one night while the two of you were watching a movie on his bed.

“Huh? What?”

“You know. Fuck buddies, bed buddies. Whatever you call it.” Looking at him like a deer caught in the headlights, you didn't move a muscle.

“I know what friends with benefits mean, I am not stupid... I'm just surprised. That's all.”

“Well we've tried to not have sex but that didn't work out so why not just embrace it?” Pausing the movie he looked at you with anticipation, waiting for your answer.

“Sure, but don't go and fall in love with me, Bokuto Koutarou.”

“Pfft, like I have any time for that. I don't want a relationship anyway. All my focus is on volleyball and finishing school.” With that being said, he climed on top of you, his palms flat on the bed between your shoulders. Leaning down to seal the deal with a kiss, his lips trailed down, making you hot and bothered.

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You'd said for him not to fall in love with you, yet here you were, third year in high school and head over heels in love with Bokuto.

Sighing you removed yourself from the railing and started to move so you could greet him when he and the rest of the team exited the gymnasium. Reaching the big doors where the team exited you could see the back of Bokuto's head. His black and grey spikes being damp from sweat. His back muscles clinging to his sweaty back, making your knees go weak. Yesterday he had fucked you so hard on his bed that your nails had left marks on his back, but he didn't mind. He loved it, and you loved when the two of you were intimate. Just thinking about it made you horny.

“Oi! Airhead,” you yelled at the goofy boy who turned around and smiled when he saw you. Walking towards you he embraced you in his arms, your head hard against his chest.

“Did you see that last spike I did? It was awesome. I'm awesome.”

“Ew, you're sweaty and yes I did. I watched the whole game. You're lucky you got Akaashi to save your ass.”

“W-What? I... (y/n), so rude.” The big muscular man infront of you pouted and you could only giggle. It was fun to trigger him.

“Kidding. Or am I? Haha, anyway... Congrats on the big win Bokuto. How are you gonna celebrate?”

“Meanie, that's what you are and I was thinking of celebrating by having you naked in my bed,” smirking at you as he said it made you bite your lip, giving him the respons that he wanted.

“Okay. Fine by me.”

“Excellent. I'll text you when you can come over,” he said while slowly taking small steps backwards, his eyes never leaving you.

“Sure. Have fun,” waving goodbye at him you watched as he turned around and sprinted to where his teammates were. Once he was out of sight, your smile dropped and your left hand grabbed a hold of your shirt and sqeezed tightly. 'Tonight', you thought. 'Tonight, I'll confess.'

It was Akaashi who had asked you why you didn't confess to Bokuto one night. You'd been surprised that he'd figured out your feelings for him, but only because the two of you acted like a couple already. Everytime you were around Bokuto and his teammates the two of you would always be together; sitting next to each other, your head in his lap while he massaged your scalp or his fingers tracing patterns on your back as you hummed a tune that was stuck in your head.

The way you two would fight over what food to order or which movie to watch. Konoha had one time called you a couple and the both of you had denied it and soon it became an inside joke where the team teased both of you and after a while the both of you stopped arguing back.

You had noticed how Bokuto sometimes would watch you when you studied, or when you furrowed your eyebrows when you thought hard of something. He'd sometimes throw out compliments at you like cute, adorable and pretty. Those compliments would make you blush and it was then you'd noticed yourself that shit, you were in love with that airhead.

Walking towards your home, earphones in each ear and listening to some music you got home quicker than you'd anticipated. Both of your parents were away for buisness and being an only child sure has its perks.

Walking into your bathroom, you started the shower and began to undress and get ready for your night with Bokuto and hope that it won't be your last one.

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Bokuto has your back pressed against his bedroom door, his tongue invading yours, slowly stroking his own with yours. His hands finds the hem of your shirt, his lips parting from yours so he can pull it over your head and the throw it on the floor. It lands on a pile beside his own shirt that was discarded just minutes ago. His lips is quickly back on yours as his hips start to grind against your lower belly, a moan erupting from your mouth.

“No foreplay. I just wanna fuck, 'kay?” he speaks against your lips, working on getting your pants and thongs off of you, sliding them both down your legs, his lips leaving a trail of kisses from your neck and downwards.

“Mhm... oh-kay Kou,” you moan out his nickname and feel him leave a wet and sloppy kiss on your clit, making you jump at the sensation of his lips there.

Once he has you completely naked, he picks you up like you weight nothing and walks you towards his bed, placing you on the center of it. He's fast with taking off his own pants and briefs and basically throws himself at you. Him hovering over you as he thrusts inside you, without any warning, making you let out a loud moan. Your hands grab his shoulders, your nails digging deep into his skin. Marking him.

“Fuck yes, (y/n). You always feel so good around me.” Your walls tighten around him as you sigh in complete satisfaction.

“You feel good inside of me,” you answer him back. Both of your eyes looking into each other as he starts to move in and out of you, his eyes never leaving yours. If he doesn't see that you're utterly head over heels in love with him then he's just as stupid as he looks. Even though he looks like a sex god.

Bokuto places his forearms beside your head and leans down, his lips meeting yours. Closing your eyes you let him take the lead, chose which tempo he wants to take you in. His thrusts are slow and gentle, like he's making love to you and that makes your heart pound harder against your chest.

His lips pulls away from yours as his thrusts starts to quicken, your own hips start to meet his. He's looking at you, never leaving your gaze as you gaze up at him. Moans erupting from your mouth. His own moans and grunts are coming out every now and then. Sweat forming on his forehead as his hips starts to pound even harder against yours.

“Fuck this,” he speaks as he changes position so he's on his knees. His hands grabs your legs and pulls them together and hugs them against his chest, pulling your ass up so the head of his cock is hitting your g spot.

“Fuuuck, Bokuto. Oh my... god,” you moan out. 'I love you' you think as his hips slaps roughly against your ass. His hips keep getting rougher.

“Fuuuuuck. Cum (y/n). I'm close, so close.” The building sensation in your lower belly erupts and you cum without any warning, milking his cock with your juices.

“Fuck, Bokuto!” I love you. I love you. I love you. You chant in your head as you try to calm down your breathing.

“Shiiiit,” Bokuto swears as he reaches his own climax, his hot seed filling you up to the brim. His own breathing being heavy as he tries to calm down. He places your legs on each side of him and pulls out of you, and starts pacing in his bedroom.

“Kou?” you sit up on his bed and watch him.

“Why did you say it? Was it because of the sex or was it something else?” Oh no.

“W-What are you talking about, Kou?”

“The 'I love you' part, (y/n). Is there something you wanna tell me?” He stops pacing and looks at your horrified expression.

“I-” you try to form your words but, by the way he's reacting you already know how he feels, and it's slowly breaking your heart. “I-I'm in love with you Bokuto.”

“No, (y/n). You know I don't want a relationship. I need to focus on volleyball.”

“Why can't you do that and love me at the same time? Nothing will change, only that we're a couple. You feel the same, right? I mean the way that you're with me.”

Letting out a big sigh, Bokuto gazes at you. His eyes stern. “I don't feel the same (y/n). I'm sorry. We should stop this-” you don't let him finish his sentence. Your eyes already watering and you can slowly hear how your heart is breaking, piece by piece it's falling apart.

“Yes,” you answer him, almost whispering. You climb off the bed and start to dress yourself, quickly.

“Wait, stay. I don't want you to go home this late. It's already 10PM and-”

“You can't be serious. I just confessed that I am in love with you, you moron and you expect me to stay? I can't stay.” Pulling on the sweater over your head, you brush away the tears that had just fallen. “We can't be friends. I can't see you. Just looking at you now is breaking me. I need time. Space. Don't call, don't text, don't try to speak to me. Just... leave me alone,” your last words come out as a sob as you walk out from his room, to the hallway and pull on your shoes fast. Slamming the door behind you as you leave the Bokuto residence. Sobs erupting from your mouth and tears falling down as you walk with fast steps home.

Bokuto could only watch from his bedroom window as you walked away from him, wondering why there was an aching pain in his chest.

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It had been a week since you'd last seen Bokuto. You missed him. So much. You wanted to write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw it in his face just to show him how much it hurts missing him. But what good would that do? It wouldn't make him love you.

Once you had gotten home that night a week ago you had slammed the front door hard and started sobbing, your back against the door as you slowly slid your back down so you were sitting against it instead. Your face in the palm of your hands as you continued to sob and hated the pain that was in your chest. You wanted it gone. You wanted to forget about Bokuto. You wanted him out of your life.

Okay, not really. You wanted him to feel the same. You wanted him to tell you that he loved you. That it was all a stupid prank and that he actually loved you.

The vibrating sound of your phone against the bedside table interrupted you from your thoughts as you picked it up, seeing a text message from Akaashi.

Akaashi Keiji: Hi. How are you doing?

You: I'm shit. Literally a bag of shit.

Akaashi Keiji: Well if it makes you feel any better, Bokuto-san is feeling like shit too.

You: Good. He should. Asshole.

Akaashi Keiji: Give it time. I think the both of you need time apart. He'll come around, I'm sure.

You: What I need isn't what I want, but thanks Akaashi-kun.

You throw your phone down beside you on the bed. The feeling of tears welling up in your eyes yet again.

“Stop fucking crying (y/n),” you tell yourself loudly and sigh, brushing away the tears with the sleeve of your shirt. For a week now you'd been drowning in your own tears. Skipping school and just lying in bed, sleeping and barely eating. Just drowning in your own sadness, wishing for Bokuto and his arms to embrace you. Wishing for this nightmare to be over.

Once again does your phone vibrate and when you look at who it is, you suddenly forget how to breathe. A text message from Bokuto.

Bokuto “Airhead” Koutarou: Hey, hey, heeeeey (y/n). How are you? Okay shit question but... I know you don't want to see me and you said not to speak to you but I really wanna see you and talk with you. Can I come over?

You: No. Leave me alone!

You start crying again. How much can a person even cry? When was this going to end? You didn't know how much more heartache you could take...

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Walking into school on a monday morning you tried to look normal, like your whole world wasn't crashing right in front of you. Reaching your locker, you pulled out your shoes, pulling them on and walking towards your classroom. Not in the slightest ready for a class. Reaching the stairs, you start to climb up only to be stopped as someone was waiting for you at the top of the stairs. That someone being Bokuto.

Sighing, you continue and walk past him. “I told you to leave me alone.”

“I just wanna talk,” he spoke as he caught up with you. Him slightly walking behind you.

“Well, I don't. I wanna get over you and I can't do that when you're interrupting me all the damn time.”

“I don't like this eaither. I'm also hurting.” You stop in your tracks, making Bokuto bump right into you.

“You're hurting?” You say, a bit louder than what you intended. Turning around to face him, tears in your eyes, you speak again. “You don't know what I'm feeling. My heart is fucking broken. I love you. I've loved you all this time and I was so fucking stupid for thinking that you felt somewhat the same but stupid little (y/n) could only think as long as her nose can reach.” You start to walk away from him. Class had already begun and the hallways were empty, only you and Bokuto were there.

“Sometimes you gotta lose somebody just to find out you really loved someone,” he speaks. Making you stop in your tracks once again. You start to breathe heavily as you wait for him to continue.

“I've never experienced love before. I was scared, of what I can't tell but I was stupid, okay?” His footsteps kept getting louder and clearer, meaning he was closing in on you.

“My heart cannot find rest while you are gone, everything has lost its color since you are not here. I miss you. The biggest mistake of my life was letting you go. Trust me, all I want is to be with you. I-” Bokuto stops himself for speaking any further. He's close to you, so close that when you see him moving so he's in front of you all you can do is to watch his body, not daring to look at him as your tears are pouring from your eyes, listening to his words.

“I love your flaws, laugh, smile, tears, mistakes, errors, nagging and lies. Despite everything, I just want to be with you again. And this time, I won't let you go. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you're not happy, I'll be your smile. If you need me, I'll always be there.”

There's a big quiet moment before he speaks again. “If I could do it all over again... I would know what it felt like to lose you. If you give me just one more chance I promise, I will do everything in my power to keep you.”

Taking a deep breath, you gaze up into his eyes. Seeing the hurt in them. Okay so maybe Akaashi didn't lie. He did look like shit. Closing your eyes and taking a deep breath, you opened them again. Looking into his golden orbs as you spoke.

“I'm scared, Bokuto. But maybe I'm scared because you mean more to me than any other person. You are everything I think about, everything I need, everything I want.”

He stepped even closer, your chest now touching his. You could hear your own heartbeat, nervous of what his reply would be.

His hands reaches for yours, holding them as he speaks to you. “I know... I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you? I know I don't deserve you, I don't have right to even be asking this... but please, just one more chance. I am not promising not to fight with you, or get mad at you but I am promising to give myself to you, completely. Please, just let me try to be what you need.”

“Okay,” you answer because you want him. You want him in your arms, on your lips, in your bed. All of him. His mind, soul and body, all at once.

“W-What?”

“I said okay. Want me to repeat myself airhead?” You smile at him. The goofy and emotional captain of the Fukurodani volleyball team smiles back at you.

“Don't go and use Kuroo's nicknames on me.”

“You'll always be an airhead, wheter you like it or not.”

“C'mere,” he said as he pulls you to him, embracing you in his strong arms. His cologne hitting your nose. He pulls your chin up with his hand and kisses you softly on the lips. Both of your eyes closing as you lean into the kiss more, his lips tasting like mint.

“I've missed this,” you speak softly against him, your lips never breaking apart.

“Me too.”

“Don't leave me again.”

“Never,” he replied as he pulls you even closer, not daring to let you go.

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stxrrywildflower · 4 years

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bonnie and clyde

pairing - spencer reid x reader

summary - you and spencer dress up for the annual bau halloween party

warnings - gore makeup details

though it had become a lot more talked about in the past few years, the bau always hosted some form of a halloween party for all agents.

spencer rarely went, much rather preferring to stay home and curl up on the couch watching spooky movies. though halloween was in fact his favorite holiday, going to a party with lots of people just seemed like an actual nightmare.

this year was different. he was dating you now and once you caught news of the party from emily, you pushed him to go.

“come on spencer, it’s literally my job to do makeup like this. it would be so fun,” you pleaded.

“you know sometimes i forget you’re an sfx artist,” he trailed off, toying with the corners of the book page. you sat down beside him, resting your legs over his and wrapping an arm around his neck. “and this is the perfect reminder.”

spencer sighed. “what do you have in mind?”

“wait so that’s a yes?” you bit your lip to hide your grin. there were endless possibilities for couples halloween costumes. “that’s a yes,” spencer confirmed.

you broke out into a grin, hugging him tightly before standing up once more. “this is going to be so great. i already have lots of ideas for us to do as a couples costume. i’ll probably need some new products but it’s honestly fine,” you spoke.

spencer laughed at your rambling, going back to his work with a small smile on his face. was he a little scared? honestly, yes. but it was well worth it to see you happy.

over the next few days, you went through your various work portfolios to find a costume idea that would work.

you finally narrowed it down to four; beetlejuice and lydia, bonnie and clyde, jack skellington and sally, or just two skeletons. all of them would be heavy with the makeup and super fun for you to dress up as.

when presented to him, spencer looked deeply into the photos.

“i like these,” he spoke, pointing down to the bonnie and clyde set of photos.

“really?” you asked.

spencer nodded. “yeah, they’re my favorites.”

“so bonnie and clyde?”

“bonnie and clyde,” spencer confirmed.

sure it was a bit ironic that you were dressing up as criminals but hey, it was halloween and most bets were off. you were sure the others attending were doing the same.

you and spencer both already owned most of the things you needed; most of the costume details were done with your sfx makeup anyway.

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the day of the party, also halloween, you and spencer thankfully got to sleep late. he didn’t have work and either did you allowing for you both to actually spend a morning in together.

“morning petal,” spencer greeted, voice still scratchy from just waking up.

you hummed against his shoulder, “morning.”

the two of you layed around for a bit longer, savoring the time you had together prior to your commitments that night. when you were finally a bit more awake, you gave spencer his instructions for the day.

“i need you to head in and shower. make sure to wash your face,” you told spencer.

“are you showering too?”

you nodded. “i will eventually. i just have to get everything out first so we can save some times.”

spencer pulled you back down towards him, resting his hands loosely on your waist. “you know how we could save some time?” he asked. you quirked your eyebrow. “how?”

“showering together,” he answered cheekily.

you rolled your eyes. “fine, but no funny buisness.”

“uh huh, no funny business,” spencer grinned.

once you two were finished in the shower, you were probably in there longer then intended for obvious reasons, you started to actually get ready for the party.

as spencer got changed into his costume, you slipped on just a pair of shorts and a t-shirt; you could change once you were done with your makeup later.

you had everything set up in the kitchen table as it was easier with lighting and both space.

“bada bing,” spencer spoke with an accent, strolling into the room a few minutes holding his suspenders out in front of him. “bada boom,” you finished.

his clyde outfit consisted of black dress pants, a white button up shirt, suspenders and a hat, and then his usual dress shoes. you, however, had made the shirts both bloody and scuffed with other marks to add onto the effect.

you grinned at him as you finished applying the last few touches of your more natural makeup; you would start on the sfx in the few moments.

“how do you feel?” you asked.

“like a million bucks,” spencer replied, clearly proud of the horrible pun he had made about the couple you were dressing up as. “perfect,” you spoke.

“now i need you to sit down right here,” you pointed to the chair. spencer did as he was told, grabbing a book off of the shelf as he did so.

you started off with a light foundation that matched spencer’s already pale skin. your boyfriends face scrunched up at the feeling of the wet makeup on his face. adding on the pressing of the beauty blender, spencer was not loving it.

“you need to stop scrunching up,” you commented. spencer frowned. “babe i can only try so hard. it’s my faces natural reaction.”

once foundation was finished, you moved on to general dirt and other scuff marks. the biggest part of your costume thag held it all together was the single gunshot wound on the forehead.

“alright so now i’m actually working with fake blood and some scar wax for this. it’s going to feel a bit cold when i add all of the liquids for the gunshot. does that sound okay?” you asked.

“wait a gunshot?”

you nodded, “yup. i’m doing on me too. it adds to the whole concept.”

“yeah well let’s hope that doesn’t happen anytime in the future,” spencer spoke.

spencer once again flinched as you started applying the dough like substance onto the center of the forehead. it took you a few minutes to get it into the proper shape before you added makeup to make it look like an actual wound.

“i need you to shake your head a bit,” you commanded once adding the blood. “perfect. honestly, i think you’re ready to go. do you want to see?”

spencer nodded excitedly. you turned the mirror you had placed on the table to show him his reflection. he immediately broke into a grin. “i love it,” spencer spoke. “you’re amazing.”

he leaned up to kiss you gently. “this is so cool,” he added.

“alright i’m going to go get changed. just stay here and please try not to mess up your makeup.” spencer sat back down and picked up his book once more. you figured he wouldn’t move from there.

you slipped back into the bedroom to get changed into your bonnie outfit for the night. your makeup wouldn’t take much longer after that, it was a lot easier to do sfx work on yourself then other people.

thirty minutes later, you were completely ready for the party that night. spencer, thankfully, didn’t rub his face in the time you were gone. “are you ready to go?”

spencer glanced back up again. “oh wow. you look incredible.”

you blushed at the compliment. “please, that’s all you.” he met you halfway, kissing you once more. “i’m glad you pushed me to do this.”

“i’m just happy you agreed,” you laughed. you two lingered for a moment after that, a few lazy kissed thrown in there before you actually had to go.

“now come on,” spencer ushered once he saw the time. “let’s go wreck some havoc.”

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tags - @kissessforharryyy @blakes-dictionxry @hurricanejjareau @ogmilkis @ssa-morgan @gublertoon @ah-blossom @emilyslefteyebrow @holding-on-to-my-youth

#criminal #criminal minds #spencer reid #spencer reid x oc #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid fic

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pocketramblr · 3 years

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Many people claim second is either time traveling Bakugou or like fore father or smth because... Well look at him. Whats your take on it?

The worst thing about Tumblr is that the search blog function is so non existent that I can't even be sure you didn't try to see my opinion about this before asking, so I can't even blame you, but... Well:

This was my reaction to people continuing to suggest Bakugo was Second after we learned Yoichi's name

This was my reaction to a "reincarnated second" Bakugo ask

This was me making fun of the time travel theory by explaining that Ponytail Uraraka could actually be Third

And this was a post where I mentioned that I'm basically neutral on Bakugo as a whole because I really like some of his arc and his interactions, especially the remedial course arc, but that I really don't like him involved with the OfA plot line and feel it detracts from both he and Izuku

Ok. Let's go deeper then, and hopefully make this the last post I have to make on this subject.

tldr of the read more: I don't like Second as Bakugo and I actually think that the chances of Second as Bakugo's ancestor went down after the events of this week's chapter

So, I did see a lot of bak-u-go and I finally put my finger on why I hated it so much, (BESIDES the fact that I just do not think Horikoshi has done the set up for time travel in general or Bakugo in particular. Look, izuku should have told us already if Second was Bakugo. It just doesn't make sense for him to be, functionally) and instead of posting it on tumblr and dealing with people actually, like, seeing and reacting to it I just told two friends why I didn't like it thematically in a group chat. The text of my message is pasted bellow:

"So, like, even if Bakugo grows up and yeets back in time and somehow izuku doesn't recognize him with a little face scar which seems VERY UNLIKELY to me EVEN IF, then it COMPELETELY makes First's supposition pointless

the thing WASNT "second extended a hand to someone connected to and hurt by afo and freed first even tho he was nemisis, which is why izuku should extend a hand to tomura"

INSTEAD it was "Baku2 extended a hand to first because he ALREADY KNEW afo's brother was a hero and it would help all might and co and there was ABSOLUTELY NO FAITH, NO GOODWILL, NO OPTIMISTIC COMPASSION involved because baku2 KNEW what would happen and wasn't even really making a CHOICE so much as following the plan"

ahem. anyway thematically it is bad As Well as being functionally bad

is,,, bad theory,,,, i have nine very good Seconds, why would i want no Second and just dealing with bakugo more,,,

So yeah, that's my take on Baku2- it replaces the potential actual character of Second (who is someone I love exploring in many different ways) with a character we already have. And I don't hate the character, but when I'm thinking about OfA Stuff? I don't want him there! I just can't bring myself to care about Bakugo as Second. If I want to have fun with Bakugo, and I sometimes do, I have him go train and develope menteeship with Nejire. I give him some Dadzawa. I have him develop friendships and better himself with the remedial team. Getting rid of a character I like to cast Bakugo in Second's place? The least fun thing I can think of! I just don't want to do it. Have fun, write it yourself, and tag it properly so that I don't have to see it.

Ok. You also mentioned Bakugo as Second's descendent. Honestly, it's possible, but I think it's less likely now. Second has spikey hair but it looks just as much like Dabi's as it does Bakugo's. It's just how Hori draws spikey hair. They don't even have the same style, since Second has an undercut and his hair is shaded darker than Bakugo's. I also don't think that Second is going to have an explosive quirk, because Third just got one! Third's Fa Jin quirk "builds up kinetic energy and use that energy to release an explosive burst of power."

What would be the point of Izuku getting an explosion quirk from Second? It wouldn't make sense with the actual quirk lineage Bakugo has from his parents if they were trying to go that route, and frankly it's just like the Baku2 Problem: I already know how Explosion works! It's not interesting to me! I don't want to miss out on a new fun quirk just to see one I already know again.

I want Second to have a mental quirk, that's my first pick. A lighting quirk would be fine too since I really wanted Sixth to have one but then he got a stealth one so I guess I don't need Second to have a stealth quirk anymore. *Glances at Vaneer.*

Anyway so maybe Third with spikey hair that actually matches Bakugo's color is his ancestor. Maybe Second is. They both have the build of their costumes in a way that reminds of Bakugo's summer and winter hero costumes. Maybe neither of them are. I don't really care that much, because... I don't think Second likes Bakugo. I don't think he liked him at the start, and I don't think he likes him now. I'll quote a friend who actually brought this topic up before I could, and whom I agree with:

Friend: Someone asked me "Okay but what about Second being Bakugou's ancestor?" So, I had to refrain from answering "Well, if you want, but Second would probably be disgusted by Bakugou. He is a guy who sacrificed everything so some asshole with a strong quirk wouldn't do whatever he wants. What do you think he would think of Bakugou?"

Me: you're stronger than me i would have answered that and then gotten a dozen angry messages back like 'uhhhh but but hes CHANGED now if second can 'forgive' a toothpick of a man who never actually did anything to hurt him and was only considered a target because of a relative, aka bc of his genetics, then surely he'd forgive bakugo for uh activlely harming izuku bc of his genetics and openly mocking the past holder's pain, fight, and strength in a meeting he acted too good for!'

So I don't think Second would like Bakugo for those reasons, but also another one- he's naïve. Second didn't like Izuku trying to "save to win" Shigaraki, he thought it was foolish. I don't think he'd like Bakugo's "fight to win" focus either, because to him it wasn't "fight to win." It was "fight to survive" and I don't think that for a single moment he thought he'd 'win' because he was 'a hero' and 'heroes always win and villains always lose and that's why I want to be a hero.' there's a reason he didn't want Bakugo to keep OfA either, and it wasn't just because of a very circumstantial theory some vestiges have based off a sample size of two with absolutely no way to check other variables said that maybe it would kill a holder if they had another quirk.

Has Bakugo grown since those views? Sure. Do I think he's still naïve? Yeah. Do I think Second would see that growth of his, or even care? No. I don't.

I don't think Second hates Bakugo. I just don't think he likes him either. His opinion, I think, probably is similar to my own: "he's a kid who can really grow and be great... And I just don't want him anywhere near OfA buisness."

#it's funny i got an ask on Thursday the twentieth #going 'ugh i hope no one makes this chapter about Bakugo'#and i thought '?? no there's no way? it's dadmight and third right?#anyway. i underestimated the amount some people just want him to spotlighted with OfA i guys #*i guess #i can't relate #i just cannot care about him in that specific plotline i feel like it just makes everything worse #it like. warps the story #but I'm done #I'm done talking about Bakugo in ofa plotlines now ok #ask me something else about him if you want me to care #id love to try to convince you all why Nejire is the superior mentor character for him #and by that i just mean id link to my Hand-Picked chapter where she does just that while they spar together #id love to link you to my fun little piece about him being friends with Mina and Shoto (who should also be good friends but that's a #seperate post)#id love to brag for another week about how i was right on his hero name #I've been using Dynamight for a very long time lol #just. please. don't ask me about this again #i just spent two hours getting all the links and formating this ask. i do not want to spend any more brain energy or emotion on this #i can't bring myself to care enough to anyway #thank you for asking anon. i hope you find someone who can give you content or answers you actually want so you can have fun then #anon #pocket talks to people #ugh i have to tag this as spoilers but.#let's just hope it's not in the main tag #bnha manga spoilers #caps

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bagadew · 3 years

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The Great Ace Attorney Playthrough: The Adventure of the Great Departure (Part 1)

So it’s finally here, The Great Ace Attorney! I know practically nothing about this game, except that it’s a) set in Victorian London, b) has the themes of racism and xenophobia you’d expect from a game where you play a Japanese immigrant in Victorian London, and c) features Herlock Sholmes the himbo detective! (Also I think there might be a cereal killer plot, but I’m not too sure.)

Right away I’m being given a lot of very useful information regarding the historical setting for this game. Unfortunately I’m unable to fully process it because two seconds in and I’ve already been accused of murder!

Oh Ace Attorney how I’ve missed you.

Hello Kazuma! I like the way your headband billows even though there’s no wind, and I hope you have a much longer and fuller life than my last Ace Attorney mentor.

Ok so it seems like we’re both students at the same university, but Kazuma is the protégé golden boy, who’s about to be sent abroad because he’s just That Good. Fortunately I (Ryunosuke) am his beloved best friend, and will therefore be allowed to tag along (which is a really damn good job because I’m the one front and centre of the box).

Say what you will about incredible aura, but I’m pretty sure Kazuma’s just set up some sort of fan mechanism under there.

Hello Pink Lady from the box!

As a seasoned Ace Attorney player I am immediately suspicious of anyone from the first case who isn’t a main character. I’m watching you professor!

Ok so from what I can gather from our exchange the Professor Mikotoba is the forensics pathology professor at the university (I wonder if his daughter, or whoever the pink lady is, will be our Ema Skye), and if Kazuma the golden boy takes our case an loses he won’t get to go fulfill his dream of studying abroad.

Frankly, from all their idealistic chatter about jolly old Britain, I feel like these boys might be in for a bit of a rude awakening once they actually make it to London. And I’m not sure Ryunosuke, with all his beautiful naïve innocence, is going to do too well.

And speaking of beautiful naïve innocence...

No Ryunosuke! Don’t agree to things like that!

I’m beginning to suspect Ryunosuke’s just being used as bait for Kazuma. Like someone out there really doesn’t want Kazuma to go abroad for some reason, and so they’re using his less good best friend to trap him in the country.

Oh Ryunosuke...

In all my years playing Ace Attorney I have never been more torn by a suggestion box. On one hand, the first time I play an Ace Attorney game, I try and play it in the way it should be played. And so, even though this is an UNBELIEVABLY STUPID DECISION, I feel like Ryunosuke, a man who doesn’t seem to have the words ‘Set Up’ in his dictionary, would not even hesitate to bellow I do because Professor Mikiller told him to.

On the other hand this is an UNBELIEVABLY STUPID DECISION and Kazuma should clearly be in charge.

Ok, I’ve decided I’m going to press it (partly because I think the game might punish me if I don’t) but I will have my head in my hands as I do so.

See Kazuma agrees with me.

Oh fuck, the victims John Watson Wilson!!!

Ok, so I’m re-evaluating my assumption that I (Ryunosuke) was simply bait for Kazuma, it looks like I was instead the poor expendable mug who can be pinned with causing an international incident. Is it bad that I feel like I’ve been promoted?

My god, everyone must have had a heart attack when Kazuma the Golden Boy stepped up to defend me. No wonder they didn’t want him involved!

Ok let’s bring out Professor Mikotoba the witness, so he can explain how he’s played us like a damn fiddle-

WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?!

I would like to take this opportunity to apologies to Professor Mikotoba, who is I can only assume a beloved recurring character. I’m very sorry sir but I did not see you on the box. Yes I understand that, as someone who’s favorite character is Gumshoe, this was no excuse. Please forgive me.

Side note though: Satoru’s whole *hacks up blood* ‘It’s nothing, this just happens sometimes, please ignore it and continue’ thing is the most relatable thing I’ve seen so far. As someone with a chest condition whose lungs sometimes just bleed, this is literally the response you develop. I know this guys probably a murderer and that’s probably Crime Related Blood, but for now the two of us understand each other.

Ok, so from that cross examination we’ve got one mysterious lady the waiter says he never saw, one unwillingly received Buisness card from Satoru Hosonaga, and one coughing fit my lungs started after watching Satoru wheezing away.

WHAT IS THIS!!??!!

MORE WITNESSES!!??!!

ON A FIRST CASE??!!!

DO THE SACRED LAWS OF FIRST ACE ATTORNEY CASES MEAN NOTHING TO THIS GAME!?!??

This is a neat mechanic though, and one I’ve been hoping would make it to a cannon Ace Attorney game since the Professor Layton crossover. It seems like we’re just sticking to standard testimony listening for now, rather than checking between reactions, but I’m very happy to see it’s return.

GET HIS ASS KAZUMA!!!

(Kazuma’s quickly becoming my favourite, it’s a lot of fun to have the Edgeworth over your side of the courtroom for once)

Ok, so Kazuma (who’s name my iPad now autocorrects into all caps) has shown me how to examine evidence, meaning that if I had, shall we say, a receipt with the word Maya written on it, I could turn it over to see what was written on the other side.

So, while I now know that Dr Watson Wilson wasn’t able to have tucked into that big juicy steak behind him, I just want to check that business card Satoru was so unhappy to give away...

Interesting...

I don’t know what this means, but it sure is interesting...

Now back to slamming an old man with a stolen coin (that was probably taken by the penniless guy next to him)

I’m not sure how he’s managed it, but Auchi has somehow become the most slapable of the Pains.

GET THEIR ASS RYUNOSUKE!!!

(I like how his desk slam’s changed as he gets more confident)

DAMN STRAIGHT WE’D TAKE ON THE GOVERNMENT!!!

So there’s been a coverup! Well that explains the detective posing as a waiter, but it still leaves a huge question mark over the identity of the woman in question. Other than possibly Satoru, who I can’t see as having any reason to dress up, I don’t feel like any of the current witnesses could fit the bill. Whoever she is, though, it must be someone who’s involvement could cause more problems if she was found out, which would mean that she’s either someone with a lot of political influence in Japan, or she’s someone who followed the good Dr from England (and might well have a lot of influence there).

Either way I’m beginning to suspect that, in great break from Ace Attorney tradition, NONE OF THE WITNESSES COMMITTED THE CRIME!!! (Or at least not this one.)

Don’t worry Kazuma, I turned the receipt business card over this time!

Screenshots don’t do this justice.

I don’t know what makes this better, Ryunosuke’s cheerful mile wide supposition, or the speed at which Satoru cut him off.

...are they Satoru? Are they really?

At this point I would apologies to Satoru Hosonaga, however I feel like he might have been using me as the scape goat for this murder, so I’m going to say that I’m not sorry. (We still have a weird blood related understanding though, and for that reason I am not as hostile as I might have been)

Yeah, that’s fair Ryunosuke.

WAIT WHAT!?!

Oh, it’s just a flash back gunshot. I thought someone had just whipped out a gun and shot the detective before he could say another word!

Oh dear, this goes all the way to the top doesn’t it?

Poor Ryunosuke though, he’s not even made it to the stinky rainy streets of London and already his illusions about justice are being shattered. Given that this is effectively the prologue case, I dread to see what comes next.

HELL YEAH JUGE, WERE GETTING THE KILLER LADS!!!

SATURO HOSONAGA YOU’RE BACK ON THE CHRISTMAS CARD LIST (but on thin ice)

‘So it won’t be a problem?’ Ryunosuke, weren’t you listening, it’s going to be a massive problem! Fortunately everyone else in this courtroom has just decided that you know what fuck the government actually, and so we’re doing it anyway!

Hosonaga’s trying really hard to win me back over folks, and I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t working.

I like this hardass judge! I’ll send him a Christmas card too.

MADE IT TO THE FIRST HALF!

#tgaa #the great ace attorney #the adventure of the great departure #tgaa spoilers #ryunosuke naruhodo #kazuma asougi #john wilson #satoru hosonaga #japan judge #yuujin mikotoba #again I'm very sorry for wildly accusing you professor

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