This just in: local severely burnt out office worker daydreams of the city’s superhero sweeping him off his feet while on the clock, more at 12
edit: here's a link to part two with a complimentary fic ;))
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the thing about jenny calendar, cordelia chase, buffy summers, and anya jenkins that they all go, "look at that absolute loser man. i wanna fuck him so bad." and i love that for them
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Wait does this mean if the Titan submersible had waited one more year to implode, we would’ve had a full 50 years of no manned submersible disasters??
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here's my artistic rendition of today's onlyfans post 🍑✨
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stuck this up on twitter last night after my brain/soul/being in general allowed me to make something at the very last minute, completely forgot about putting it up on here. happy birthday dude 🤙
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do y'all ever think about how sad it is that the batfamily has to work on holidays instead of spending evenings together because of this one bitchass dude who made it his thing to work ONLY on holidays
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I'm sorry but if Joe Rogan gets knocked off his #1 spot because of Mark Fishermans ass cheeks I'm going to lose my fucking mind
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Last batch of DC character requests!
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other people struggling to recognise jason post-res, sure. but-- jason coming back to gotham and keep walking into dead ends because some parts of the city plan shifted just a bit when it got rebuilt after the events of "no man's land." jason getting lost in the manor; jason opening the door to where his room once would be, finding it to be just a carbon copy of other guest bedrooms. jason struggling to read bruce's expressions because they used to be so much more open. jason surprised at the ruthlessness of minor villains who used to just stick to their gimmicks but now are dedicated serial killers and terrorists. jason being scolded by batman for not following a protocol that he does not know of during a rare team up... etc... etc... so what follows is not quite relearning; relearning assumes a certain level of previous familiarity he does no longer possess... the city got colder, and crueler. but it's his home. he can keep up. he can even be two steps ahead (the relativity of distance is a problem. ahead might look dangerously like behind. but trust him, he knows what he's doing.) the new rules can be broken before he finds out about them. he won't be surprised about his bedroom being no more if he never wanted to go back there in the first place. no need to read into bruce's expressions; they obviously convey the worst. minor rogues can be disposed of before they turn out to pose real danger. and that dead end, the wall? nothing an explosive won't fix when he's in a hurry.
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