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price falls madly in love with you when you're watching hockey.
you're from the states- and the nhl playoffs are taking place- and price didn't think someone could be so passionate this early in the game.
he feels his heart swell watching you yell at the refs through the television, encouraging fights when the players grab each other by the jerseys, all while you're eating popcorn and chugging whatever beer he has in his fridge between plays and commercial breaks.
he contemplates proposing to you during a commercial break, but he knows that if he timed it wrong, he would be shoved to the floor so you could catch the next play.
he'll save the ring in case your team makes it to the final round- if not, he'll wait until the first game of the season next time your team plays.
#am i projecting?#absofuckinglutely#john price x reader drabble#john price drabble#john price x reader
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Kremy ranting to Gideon about his latest scheme like an ADHD person going on about their latest hyperfixation and Gideon looking on in complete amazement, admiration, and affection of his husband.
Is that anything?
#shitpost#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#shipping#krembrulè#kredeon#kremy x gideon#coalecroux#coalecroux thought of the day#absofuckinglutely
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cooking au where chuuya is a chef and dazai is a food critic.
#did i get this idea from ratatouille?#absofuckinglutely#but imagine the chaos please#when dazai makes sure to be the critic at chuuya's restaurant#and never gives him that extra star he deserves#or one day idk how#they're in chuuya's apartment kitchen#and chuuya realizes dazai doesn't know how to cook for shit#no matter how much he tries to teach him#and he never let's dazai live it down#i wish i was a good enough writer to write fics out of my ideas#this is so stupid#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bsd.txt
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JJK 236 SPOILERS
Whatever you do, don't think about how Megumi must be even deeper in the abyss thinking about how he murdered not only his sister, but also the one who took care of them both. Who gave them shelter, food and affection. The one who saved him from being an object sold to a bunch of conservatives who would have treated Tsumiki, until then the only family he had, like trash. The one who, in every way that mattered, was truly his father and stood by his side when everyone of his blood left him.
#everyone has probably already seen it but whatever#i cried#like a lot#i was reading a dad gojo & son megumi fic before i saw that shit#am i surprised? no#am i depressed?#absofuckinglutely#jjk#jjk manga#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 236#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro
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If anyone ever wants to do an improv murder mystery like Broadway whodunit, hit me up /j
#whodunit#Broadway whodunit#improv#i just think it’d be fun#professional? hell no#but cool#yes#absofuckinglutely
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Just imagining Protective Bart who barely leaves Tim's side after Jason's tower attack and even contemplating on making the guy disappear when he finds out he's been brought back into the batfam.
#could tim deal with jason himself#fuck yea#does bart being obviously pissed at j give him butterflies#absofuckinglutely#tim drake#red robin#bart allen#impulse#robin#batman#timbart#hummingbird
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Hi yes I'd love to be super fuckin sappy with someone I love so very dearly ehem *cough cough* moots *cough cough* followers *cough cough CoUgH* online fam *COUGH cOuGh*
You're all love to me ( ◜‿◝ )♡
Or luv, or darling, or dear, or dearly, or lovely, or my light, my dear, my love, or my dearly loved, or my darling, or hun, or deary, or hunny, or sunshine
I think I have more hold on a sec-
light(s) of my days, highlight(s) of my days
Oki I believe that's it :3
Update- wait- is this my love language???? Plus the affectionate head bumps????
Nice :D
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like yes the citadel scene till technically happened but??? they LITERALLY erased her half the time what the fuck
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❤️
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Hi just want you to know that you're absolutely 100% right about Gaz being a fish person
Anon you grasp my vision and you see my truth <3
In honor of this I have another installation in the Gaz Fish Person canon
One day about a month after Gaz added the last of the goldfish he wakes up and nearly has a heart attack. Ghost is sitting near the head of his bed, half in half out of his gear with the skull mask crooked and eyes as wide as saucers.
"he's dying"
He scrambles to put a shirt on, not bothering with pants because he's panicked and his lieutenant refuses to elaborate on who the bloody fuck is dying. So he ends up getting dragged to the rec room in his boxers at 0400 only to stop short when Ghost pulls him directly to the tank.
The goldfish are all happy to see them, swimming up and begging for food (Monster in particular because God knows he spoils her). Then he sees it, Spooky.
"What's wrong with him why is he doing that?" Ghost asks and Gaz has push back a laugh. Spooky the giant black moor has started turning a brilliant gold color. It's just a few scales on his stomach right now but it would be very alarming to someone who doesn't know goldfish. He's honestly surprised that Ghost has noticed, but perhaps his big scary lieutenant is just as invested in the fish tank as the rest of them.
"He's not dying I promise, it's something that happens naturally to his breed as they get older. They usually only stay black for the first year."
"...you're sure? I read that it had something to do with ammonia."
Gaz smiles reassuringly "I promise, if he were turning white it'd be a problem but he's a nice vibrant orange."
Ghost stares deep into his eyes for a moment before grunting and looking back to where Spooky is trying to eat his fingers through the glass.
"Thank you."
"Sure thing mate, now I'm gonna go put on some trousers yeah?"
#Ghost will sit in the rec room and watch the fish when he cant sleep#which is often#he noticed the orange and started panic researching immediately#he also tried to do a water test but he ended up breaking all the little vials#which will be fun when Gaz finds out#Spooky turns into a beautiful golden color and is it a metaphor for Ghost coming out of his shell and becoming himself?#absofuckinglutely#cod mw2#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#Goldfish#fish person Gaz
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It is always funny to me watching people say pro ship like it’s a negative it litrally just means you’re not getting up peoples asses about how they consume fiction. You know… being a normal person.
#are there ships I think are weird and I’m side eyeing you for shipping?#absofuckinglutely#am I going to go out of my way to start a fight about it?#absolutely not who has the time
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Rotten Tomatoes Review: This show sucks, don’t watch it.
Me, who knows what she wants and is willing to take chances:
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absofuckinglutely
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New headcanon :
It wasn't the acid that made the Joker crazy, it was the mosquitoes that kept biting him every single night that he kept hearing and feeling but couldn't see.
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It be like that sometimes 🤭
Omg rn that I’m drunk this is like a million times funnier (and also very very true) 😮💨
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