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thesargasmicgoddess · 12 days
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🍀🍀🌈🌈
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thesargasmicgoddess · 12 days
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!🍀
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Green milk, green dish water, green toilet water, green streamers, and green cats.....this leprechaun is ready for a break 🤣🤣🍀🍀
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thesargasmicgoddess · 14 days
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This post has aged well. Now that I'm writing my zillionth paper over the last few weeks...my dissertation doesn't seem that hard 😂
The ✏️ is mightier than the 🔪...?
🔪✏️🔪✏️🔪✏️🔪✏️🔪✏️🔪✏️🔪✏️
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Or not 🤣🤔
I need this when writing my dissertation. 🤣🤣🤣
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thesargasmicgoddess · 14 days
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🤣🤣
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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thesargasmicgoddess · 16 days
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How much do you have left for your PhD? I don't know if you already stated it but what's your major? I saw stats and epi and my heart skipped. I'm finally applying to grad school for bioinformatics
I'm finishing up year 1 in less than 2 months! 🎉🎉 (I can't believe it!)
No, I haven't said my major/area of study specifically, but yes, epidemiological studies and biostats are a bit in my wheelhouse 😉
Good luck with grad school applications! All the best for a smooth, enjoyable process. I'm LOVING the intensity and craziness of doctoral school, but I learned a long time ago I'm usually more than 3 standard deviations away from the mean....so don't take my word for it🤓😂
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thesargasmicgoddess · 16 days
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There's something in the water...
While on my way to the college this morning, I saw a guy dancing in his tighty whities at the intersection. Just shaking it, without a care in the world.🩲
Then, I saw another guy running down the street screaming, "FUUUCK THIS SHIIIITTTT!" repeatedly, with a blanket wrapped around himself.🦸‍♂️
Then, I run into one of my super nice Canadian doctoral mentors (sweetest man ever❤️), and we talk about datasets, longitudinal case control studies, and epidemiological statistics for random small talk. 😂🤓
I don't know how to explain this, but somehow, all of this just seems par for the course in my life right now 😂 it just makes sense....crazy people and stats.
Not sure what that says about my life, but I'm glad to be along for this crazy ride 😜
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thesargasmicgoddess · 17 days
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Throwback to this time, 2 years ago!
I was just thinking that I will have been on tumblr for 5 years, this summer!
This place is turning into a bit of a time capsule for me--I'm now regularly stumbling across photos I forgot I took 😂
Or maybe that's just normal when you're in a doctoral program? 😬🤓🤭
Save a horse, reverse cowgirl a cowboy 🤠😉
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I stole a Stetson and blinged it up for some fun tonight 👢😉
Edited to add in the hat!
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thesargasmicgoddess · 18 days
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It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me...*
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*literally me, every day this last week, when reading my own manuscripts 😂😬🤓
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thesargasmicgoddess · 22 days
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Thought of the day:
I'm the embodiment of an absolute perfectionistic masochist 🤣🤣🤣
Even when I'm torturing myself, I have to do it in such a way that it exceeds all expectations 👀😳😂
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thesargasmicgoddess · 25 days
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Update on the current state of my PhD hoe life...
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Sprinkles and iced tea for a topless/bottomless lunch sounds about right for the mental capacity I have right now 🤣🤣
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thesargasmicgoddess · 25 days
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Does this hold true for tumblr flirtationships? 🤔🤔
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thesargasmicgoddess · 26 days
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Traded in smut-peddling for a doctoral degree 🤣🤣
What can I say? I like to keep things fresh...😉
How come you don’t have an Onlyfans?
I did, once upon a time. That's now checked off my bucket list. Enjoying the retired smut-peddler life now 🤣
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thesargasmicgoddess · 26 days
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I have photos of me with a camera somewhere in the vault....📷
Just out of curiosity, do you have a regular photographer you use? (Bit of an amateur photography nerd) Do you set up the decor etc for the photoshoots? The pictures that obviously aren’t selfies look great!
I'm my own photographer. Just a girl with a tripod who enjoys good lighting.
Thanks!
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thesargasmicgoddess · 27 days
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Describe yourself with 5 words.
Epic hot mess with tits. 🤣
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thesargasmicgoddess · 27 days
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@whosthisfkingguy an actual representation of us before we do stupid shit:
"Wait, hold up, do we have bail money and someone to bail us out?"
😂😂😂✈️🚔🚓🔒💰💰🔫🔫
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thesargasmicgoddess · 29 days
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💯💯💯
Sometimes, it's exhausting, but I wouldn't want it any other way ❤️
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thesargasmicgoddess · 1 month
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This blog is rapidly turning into cats, memes, random thoughts, and travel photos... 😂
Sometimes, I feel like I did this tumblr thing in reverse. I got naked first and then slowly branched out to the wholesome stuff. 🤔
Check back in another year and I'll be a born-again virgin or something...👀😂
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