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Love @yamujiburo's aroace James, so I put him in my favorite apron
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HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die
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Cleo de Nile & Ghoulia Yelps 2-Pack (2017)
Mattel Shop Exclusive
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There is an entire category of superhero that became a superhero because they wanted friends and I find it truly hilarious that the Young Avengers, arguably some of the most badass heroes in Marvel, all joined the team because they were lonely
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There's something so funny to me about the intro to "Stayed Gone"
When Vox says "I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now," the little laugh Val gives feels almost condescending. Like it's saying "oh how cute, you think it's you don't you?"
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#onewaybroadcast
god this will probably be the only time I say this because I don't like using the tag to begin with but if you want to tag #radiosilence for one-sided radiostatic, PLEASE, at the very least, don't include a space. type it as one word: #radiosilence. I already take issue with the tag as it is but in tagging #radio silence, with the space, you're using and flooding the main tag that is supposed to be for the alice oseman book "radio silence" (which also has a canon aspec character apparently!)
please let people from that fandom have their tag without being flooded with hazbin hotel I am begging you
EDIT: made a more visual/eye-catching post addressing this! spread it around if you can!
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Protect, serenade and admire your deer for ultimate satisfaction ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩 ᡣ𐭩
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I was today years old when I learned a vixen is a fox, not a deer. But I made this already, so enjoy!!
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Have you seen vox hes slaying hes so awesome and hot what do think would you smooch him cuz i sure would but he probably wouldn’t date you so thats to bad he’s definitely not daydreaming about marrying you but if he was im sure val would be walking him down the aisle and vox would be in a pretty dress and then you take his hand and we would say our vows then youd lean me back and kiss me and all of hell would cheer from the crowd 🥹
Vox. Darling.
Submerge your phone.
St. Alastor
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Reasons other batkids are in Jason’s apartment
Jason: “Did you… is that… Did you eat the ENTIRE THING?”
Dick: “In my defense Alfred has been gone a week.”
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Jason: “Why did you need my help with this again?”
Damian: “Grayson would insist on retaining photographic evidence, Gordon would take too long, Cain and Brown are not in the country, and Drake is an idiot.”
Jason: “You do realize Tim is like, a genius, right?”
Damian: “Tt. Debatable, seeing how Drake failed to complete high school.”
Jason: “Right… You know when you said you needed help I thought you meant with hiding a body or something, not…” *gestures vaguely to Damian’s unfinished science diorama*
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Steph: “Ugh. Why is this so hard? It’s not like this is even the first gala I’ve been dragged to.”
Jason: “Why do I need to pick?”
Steph: “Apprently I need to ‘expand my color palette’ or something.”
Jason: “Doesn’t really explain why me.”
Steph: *sighs* “Have you SEEN what Dick and Tim consider acceptable clothing choices?”
Jason: *cringes*
Steph: “Damian is an obvious no seeing as I’m not actually a masochist, And Cass is out of town.”
Jason: “Why am I always second to Cass?”
Steph: “EVERYONE is second to Cass.”
Jason: “Fair. What about Babs?”
Steph: “Just shut up and help me pick a dress, boy zombie.”
Jason: “Whatever, Blondie.”
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(Cass, dropping off half a dozen nerf guns)
Jason:
Cass: “They’re being annoying.”
Jason: “Oh hell yeah.”
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Tim: “I need help hiding a body.”
Jason:
Tim:
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: “YOU?”
Tim: “What? I didn’t kill him.”
Jason: “Somehow that is so much worse.”
Tim: “Oh, don’t worry, he’s dead.”
Jason:
Tim: “I just need to hide it somewhere for a few weeks.”
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: “Yeah, okay.”
(Three weeks later)
Jason: *watching a video feed of an increasingly paranoid Lex Luthor*
Jason:
Jason: “I don’t even want to know.”
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Babs: “I need your help finding a body.”
Jason:
Jason:
Jason: *mentally cursing Tim*
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(Bonus)
Bruce:
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: “Why?”
Bruce: *breaking down* “I can’t take it anymore.”
Jason: “How is this my problem?”
Bruce: “They just won’t STOP.”
Jason: “You do realize you chose to have this many kids, right?”
Bruce: “Where did they even GET Green Lantern themed batarangs?”
Jason:
Jason:
Jason: “Fine. You can take the couch.”
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Reasons other batkids are in Jason’s apartment
Jason: “Did you… is that… Did you eat the ENTIRE THING?”
Dick: “In my defense Alfred has been gone a week.”
—————
Jason: “Why did you need my help with this again?”
Damian: “Grayson would insist on retaining photographic evidence, Gordon would take too long, Cain and Brown are not in the country, and Drake is an idiot.”
Jason: “You do realize Tim is like, a genius, right?”
Damian: “Tt. Debatable, seeing how Drake failed to complete high school.”
Jason: “Right… You know when you said you needed help I thought you meant with hiding a body or something, not…” *gestures vaguely to Damian’s unfinished science diorama*
—————
Steph: “Ugh. Why is this so hard? It’s not like this is even the first gala I’ve been dragged to.”
Jason: “Why do I need to pick?”
Steph: “Apprently I need to ‘expand my color palette’ or something.”
Jason: “Doesn’t really explain why me.”
Steph: *sighs* “Have you SEEN what Dick and Tim consider acceptable clothing choices?”
Jason: *cringes*
Steph: “Damian is an obvious no seeing as I’m not actually a masochist, And Cass is out of town.”
Jason: “Why am I always second to Cass?”
Steph: “EVERYONE is second to Cass.”
Jason: “Fair. What about Babs?”
Steph: “Just shut up and help me pick a dress, boy zombie.”
Jason: “Whatever, Blondie.”
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(Cass, dropping off half a dozen nerf guns)
Jason:
Cass: “They’re being annoying.”
Jason: “Oh hell yeah.”
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Tim: “I need help hiding a body.”
Jason:
Tim:
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: “YOU?”
Tim: “What? I didn’t kill him.”
Jason: “Somehow that is so much worse.”
Tim: “Oh, don’t worry, he’s dead.”
Jason:
Tim: “I just need to hide it somewhere for a few weeks.”
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: “Yeah, okay.”
(Three weeks later)
Jason: *watching a video feed of an increasingly paranoid Lex Luthor*
Jason:
Jason: “I don’t even want to know.”
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Babs: “I need your help finding a body.”
Jason:
Jason:
Jason: *mentally cursing Tim*
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(Bonus)
Bruce:
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: “Why?”
Bruce: *breaking down* “I can’t take it anymore.”
Jason: “How is this my problem?”
Bruce: “They just won’t STOP.”
Jason: “You do realize you chose to have this many kids, right?”
Bruce: “Where did they even GET Green Lantern themed batarangs?”
Jason:
Jason:
Jason: “Fine. You can take the couch.”
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Reasons other batkids are in Jason’s apartment
Jason: “Did you… is that… Did you eat the ENTIRE THING?”
Dick: “In my defense Alfred has been gone a week.”
—————
Jason: “Why did you need my help with this again?”
Damian: “Grayson would insist on retaining photographic evidence, Gordon would take too long, Cain and Brown are not in the country, and Drake is an idiot.”
Jason: “You do realize Tim is like, a genius, right?”
Damian: “Tt. Debatable, seeing how Drake failed to complete high school.”
Jason: “Right… You know when you said you needed help I thought you meant with hiding a body or something, not…” *gestures vaguely to Damian’s unfinished science diorama*
—————
Steph: “Ugh. Why is this so hard? It’s not like this is even the first gala I’ve been dragged to.”
Jason: “Why do I need to pick?”
Steph: “Apprently I need to ‘expand my color palette’ or something.”
Jason: “Doesn’t really explain why me.”
Steph: *sighs* “Have you SEEN what Dick and Tim consider acceptable clothing choices?”
Jason: *cringes*
Steph: “Damian is an obvious no seeing as I’m not actually a masochist, And Cass is out of town.”
Jason: “Why am I always second to Cass?”
Steph: “EVERYONE is second to Cass.”
Jason: “Fair. What about Babs?”
Steph: “Just shut up and help me pick a dress, boy zombie.”
Jason: “Whatever, Blondie.”
—————
(Cass, dropping off half a dozen nerf guns)
Jason:
Cass: “They’re being annoying.”
Jason: “Oh hell yeah.”
—————
Tim: “I need help hiding a body.”
Jason:
Tim:
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: “YOU?”
Tim: “What? I didn’t kill him.”
Jason: “Somehow that is so much worse.”
Tim: “Oh, don’t worry, he’s dead.”
Jason:
Tim: “I just need to hide it somewhere for a few weeks.”
Jason:
Tim:
Jason: “Yeah, okay.”
(Three weeks later)
Jason: *watching a video feed of an increasingly paranoid Lex Luthor*
Jason:
Jason: “I don’t even want to know.”
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Babs: “I need your help finding a body.”
Jason:
Jason:
Jason: *mentally cursing Tim*
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(Bonus)
Bruce:
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: “Why?”
Bruce: *breaking down* “I can’t take it anymore.”
Jason: “How is this my problem?”
Bruce: “They just won’t STOP.”
Jason: “You do realize you chose to have this many kids, right?”
Bruce: “Where did they even GET Green Lantern themed batarangs?”
Jason:
Jason:
Jason: “Fine. You can take the couch.”
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