#YO HOLY SHIT??? HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT?????
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imagine bein Diablo's Demon lord master 🥺 and then bein his s/o AIKAINUIDHJNkgYqzopPl
Um, Anon? Are you like??
Reading my fucking mind?
This is right up my alley. Powerful S/O with a tough loyal servent dynamic is the type of monster romace shit I live for. And with Diablo?!
What else do you know?! Dare I ask? I shall listen.
#weirdo#ask#anon#anonymous#that time i got reincarnated as a slime#ttigraas#diablo#noir#much brainrot is running on my treadmill holy shit#demonlord!s/o has so much potential for diablo ARGHHH#thank you for sending this anon it will now be on my mind all day as I write#his beloved S/O??#as his master??#AND as a high class demon lord? is this overlord? not that I don't like overpowered charas (if their chara is interesting enough) but WOW#assuming the s/o is just as powerful as rimuru#yo you'll be pampered#diablo can and will be pampering you so much#but also simping respectfully because he dares not touch his great lord without their direct permission#he good respectful demon butler and he loves his master uwu#the master of this primal demon motherfucker?#so deadly loyal its fucking scary
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This is based off of that one tiktok from @sorruna where it’s the audio from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse.
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Dick Grayson was a sneaky, intelligent little shit.
He was also dumb. These things are not mutually exclusive.
To this day, one of his best kept secrets- one of the many, many that he had now- was something he’d take to his grave.
Or to Jason’s grave, at least.
Dick sat down and began telling the story to ears that would never truly hear it.
——
Batman’s voice rumbled behind him as Dick, in his Robin suit, stood blankly on top of a roof.
“I know you snuck out last night, Robin.”
Dick froze, train of thought about his dinner derailed. Holy busted, Batman! Quick! Play dumb!
“Who’s Robin?” He asked, the years of performing in front of a large crowd coming to save his ass.
Not that dumb!
Batman sent him a dry look, reprimand already poised on his lips. Dick, however, was nothing but a good performer. Nay, a dedicated performer.
Quick! Do something out of character! He shouted at himself, panicking visibly. He stepped backwards, an idea appearing in his head. In his defense, it sounded like an amazing idea at the time. He had no idea it would blow up into a Justice League issue. If he had known… Dick would have lied better, probably. There was no way he was going to let B bench him for weeks!
“Who the fuck are you?!” He yelped. Dick apologized mentally to Alfred and his parents. Batman paused, stunned.
“That’s my question. Who are you?!” Bruce asked, immediately hostile. His son doesn’t curse. Well, not in any normal way anyways. Dick quickly backpedaled by yelling at him with a heavy Vlax dialect, missing his parents terribly as he screamed stranger danger in rudimentary Romany. After this, he was going to have to convince Bruce to get him a language tutor. He refused to forget one of the only ties he had left to his parents.
“Wait, wait- you’re my son.” Bruce replied back, in perfect Romany. He looked more convinced but still skeptical.
“My dad is a circus performer! Not a flying rat!” Dick screeched back. He couldn’t help but feel touched about Bruce seeing him like a son.
“Oy! Keep it down out there, you assholes! Some of us like our sleep, damn!” A random Gothamite screamed out of their window.
“Yo, shut the fuck up! The vigilantes are helping to keep the rent low, motherfucker!” Another Gothamite shouted back.
….
Needless to say, Bruce quickly brought Dick back to the cave- with precautions to make sure he didn’t figure out where the Cave was if Dick was actually someone else.
——
“You would have loved it, Little Wing. B was running around like a headless chicken. The memory loss protocol was actually made because of me, you know.” Dick chuckled, sniffling as he talked to the carved gravestone.
It did not reply.
——
The blood tests came back. Yeppers, Dick sarcastically thought, who woulda thought I’m me?
Reinforcements were called in.
Meaning, Batgirl.
“Watch him while I contact Justice League Dark.”
“You think it’s magic?” Barbara asked.
“Yes. There was no one else near our vicinity that could affect Dick like this. He has no head wounds.”
“Eesh. Okay, go. I’ll watch him.”
Bruce disappeared in his zeta tube, looking harried. So, to everyone that’s not a Bat, he looked absolutely terrifying.
“What did you get yourself into now, Boy Wonder?” Barbara sighed. Dick was careful to keep any signs of recognition out of his face.
“Stop calling me that! Where are my parents?!” He asked back. Barbara coughed and looked uncomfortably away.
That’s right, Babs. I’m pulling out the orphan card. Feel bad. Dick hid his feral grin.
“They’re… uh, busy.” Busy being dead, Barbara thought, immediately wincing at her own thoughts. Apparently, Dick thought the excuse was lame too, and he sent her an incredulous look.
“Would you like refreshments, Master Dick?”
“What?”
Alfred held out some cookies on a platter, giving Babs a quelling look as she tried to reach for his share.
“Oh, wow, these are really good!” Dick said as he shoveled cookies into his mouth. He tried to replicate the reaction he had when he tried these for the first time, and from Alfred’s satisfied look, Dick nailed it.
——
“Robin doesn’t remember who he is.” Batman rumbled as he all but dragged Zatanna and Constantine by the scuff of their jackets towards the zeta tubes.
“Hey, wait-”
“We have no time.” Batman snarled, tossing the two magic users into the zeta. He punched in the destination.
When they got there, he glared at the two magic users until they got into the cave.
“Damn, Bats. Really living up to your name, huh?”
“Not bad,” Zatanna said as she looked around.
“Robin,” Batman- Bruce- reminded them. He did a quick glance over to check on his kids, and found them satisfactorily uninjured. Though, Barbara was looking worse for wear. Bruce quickly found out why as she stalked to him.
“You deal with him.” She muttered. “I’m going home.”
Bruce blinked and nodded. “Get home safe.”
Zatanna and Constantine followed Batman as he walked towards Robin. It was odd to see the normally laughing child frown.
“It’s you! The kidnapper! Where are my parents?!”
Bruce winced which, for him, was akin to a full body flinch and recoil. No wonder Barbara was so tired.
“Fix it.”
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist, Batsy.” Constantine grumbled.
“Well help, Batman. Though… I’m not sure if he should be doing that.”
Bruce sharply turned his head back to where Dick was. Emphasis on was. Because now, he’s halfway up the giant dinosaur the Robin had insisted they keep.
“Robin, get down from there!”
“Stranger Danger!” Dick hollered back.
Batman- Bruce Wayne- sighed.
“That’s high level magic,” Zatanna hummed. “I can’t feel anything, but I know for sure that he won’t die. Magic like that either dissipates naturally or…”
“Lasts forever,” Constantine finished.
Bruce groaned, shooting off a grappling line and swooping upwards to catch Dick as he fell from the giant dinosaur.
——
“I pretended to get my memories back later,” Dick chuckled. “And pretended to forget the whole thing. Bruce was so relieved that I stopped knocking things over and trying to do cartwheels in high places that he totally forgot I snuck out.”
Dick patted the headstone.
“But between you and me? I’m pretty sure Alfred knew. I think B pissed him off that week.”
#y’all is the Romani language spelled Romany#idk if im reading that wrong but did you know the Vlad dialect is the most widespread?#nightwing#dick grayson robin#dick grayson#dick grayson’s gaslight gatekeeper girl boss moment#Bruce Wayne#Batman#Batman and the trials of parenthood#google what to do when your vigilante child seems to have forgotten that he’s a vigilante#Batman using the magic Justice League like a wiki how#minors angst disguised as crack#also my favorite thing to write is brice and dick coping by talking to graves#but not actually talking to the grave’s owner who is actually alive#dick gets better about it#Bruce? not really#English is the fucking worst#Jason Todd#jason Todd’s grave
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Yo, I don't know if you know this but your work is being posted on Pinterest
I sort of knew but never really cared about it until now-?
-lots of angry feed up whining below... and a bit of a breakdown-
Just a few hours ago I saw the comments on some of them and holy shit tiktok children are some of the most braindead individuals i have ever seen
I'm fine with reposts, and if I wasn't, I know I wouldn't be able to stop them
What's pissing me off rn is that my stuff is getting attention from *that* crowd, the booger eating snot nosed mocosos de mierda who are so privileged their main problems are "what's skrimblo skromblo doing now? omg is it problematic??? omg theyre like so evil 💀💀"
I- they're still fucking going with the Crowriel thing- How cool, how fun, totally not making me want to disappear again bc of all the trauma from that particular mess, nope, not at all
And the angel crowley x demon crowley thing- i swear to fucking god i- they're so dumb- they're so stupid- how is it incest you- they're the same person🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉
I even saw some little shit saying "omg i used to like that artist until i found out they draw nsfw" ... WHAT IS HAPPENIGNJDNGKDBG??????¿?¿¿????¿
I swear I'm going insane, I wish I could take my shit away from those people, they're so-??????
Like I'm legit about to enter another joker era, I can't believe this is what fandom spaces are now, what is wrong with people
Sorry I'm using this as a vent post or whatever but honestly I'm tired of being subservient when it comes to these fucking people, at one point a bitch has gotta explode
"Why do you care so much about what ppl say abt you online"
Because I have Seen what happens when you shut up about it. You either address it indirectly or become tiktoklovr103892's punching bag, there's no in between. Each second of silence is an admission of guilt for these motherfuckers
And I know that at the end of the day it doesn't matter but bro just allow me to be emotional over having an online space where I can have fun and take a break from life, be riddled with people who I've seen talking like they're praying for my downfall
Seriously what the fuck
What. the fuck.
.
Now if you'll excuse me
#rant#vent#i fucking hate what fandom has become#aneh answers#aneh wont shut up#sorry again#this poor anon skgnkdhm
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Other parts: 1 2 3 (you are here)
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🪹 philza
OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA OURNA
🪹 philza
sorry phone got stolen please disregard
🪹 philza
stop reblogging this
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♟️ what-the-muffin 🔁 what-the-muffin
♟️ what-the-muffin
Why does quackity keep reblogging posts from months ago
🪷 quackitieeee
Wait what? shit
♟️ what-the-muffin
language.
♟️ what-the-muffin
QUACKITY WHAT THE FUDGE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WOULD LIKE IT????
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🚽 peterparkoier 🔁 cellbo
🚽 peterparkoier
yo viendo paw patrol: 🤓🐶♻️🚒
mi esposo convocando a demonios en otro cuarto: SKF$J🔥🔥+2+81(J—🔥🔥—+2(2 ("_+$🔥++J(2((#+#(🔥🔥🔥🔥$(_HFIWN[n(#SJSK&LQ(2)KSKSK{€🔥 FJ##AJ61IW🔥@KSK18-0QX8🔥J€{ak{XW&L&SJCB({€{|{₡}\🔥🔥~|388=€666 9ha9*🔥🔥+J🔥SK$+🔥🔥🔥🔥|=WIE63+#)91JX£{=₲NQ 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
🐁 ksk18-0qx8
Hi
🚽 peterparkoier
oh shit satanás
🐁 ksk18-0qx8
no no está bien solo soy la reina del infierno
🔎 cellbo
oh yeah guapito actualmente ella vive en nuestra casa
🚽 peterparkoier
chingas a tu madre gatinho
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🪷 quackitieeee 🔁 cellbo
🔎 cellbo
you'll all see. you'll learn to regret the day you mocked me.
*versión español*
todos lo verán. aprenderás a arrepentirte del día en que te burlaste de mí.
#lmaooooo alright you emo motherfucker #god damn
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🟥 felppps-6391 🔁 aquimicaehloka
🦠 backflipo-numero-dos
*i enter the federation church*
PAC E MIKE WOAH WOAH
*i leave the federation church*
⚠️ pactriggerwarning
*i enter the federation church*
*i enter the federation church*
*i enter the federation church*
SAINT FELPS WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS
💣 dupe-glitch-aquarius Seguir
hold on let me watch something real quick
💣 the-oldest-anarchy-blog-on-tumblr Seguir
yeah this is funny
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🪷 quackitieeee 🔁 peterparkoier
🏛️ qsmp Seguir
Official QSMP Ballot
🏝️We hope you enjoy the island.
♟️ what-the-muffin
this is a joke right
#HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOO #IS THIS REAL #these motherfuckers really know how to run a government
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🦠 backflipo-numero-dos
@4ever-420 HOLA MI AMIGO EL PRESIDENTE, SUGESTIÓN ENORME: it's really important that ALL of our kids grow up in a safe environment so I think you should film some of those anti-drug public service announcements to help promote HEALTHY CHOICES
🦠 backflipo-numero-dos
@4ever-420 presidente why does it say im blocked
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🪷 quackitieeee 🔁 baghz-quacks
⚜️ kocwillrock
okay wait so if I hide my armor and i'm naked underneath does it count as public nudity cause im technically still wearing clothes
🐥 baghz-quacks
don't you walk around without clothes on all the time anyway ?
⚜️ kocwillrock
it's a hypothetical baghera try to keep up
🐥 baghz-quacks
I don't think you know what hypothetical means.
#lmao #i bet bad would love it if you walked around naked foolish
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i think we should make bad boy halo illegal
#qsmp#silverware lore#a series of events:#1. quackity does not have post timestamps turned on#2. quackity refuses to pay attention to the “new stuff up here!” reminders#because he is a petty bitch#3. quackity never shuts his laptop or any of his tabs. he stops checking tumblr after tilín dies. the page does not reload.#anyway. hope these continue being entertaining because they are a lot of fun to make#also thank you so much for all the kind words#i cant describe how happy it makes me to see all the people enjoying it in the tag#people like a thing i made ??? no mames#cuesumblur#tw unreality#silverware's cuesumblur
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wait imagine this
sometime between island and s2 ep27 of action, (probably on his time at playa de losers), ezekiel gets his grubby little farmer boy hands on the internet.
specifically, youtube.
now this motherfucker is absolutely mindblown because "oh wow! people post stuff here and people watch it!!!"
long story short, he makes a youtube channel.
and calls it therealEzekielMiller
(i swear this isn't an advertisement [as far as i know] the channel doesn't exsit)
so. it doesn't do too well. my guy has like the shittest camera quality and doesn't even know how to change his pfp.
also, all his titles sound like clickbait. like imagine seeing this title as your scrolling.
(REAL) SNEAK PEAKS AT PLAYA DE LOSERS!!! (Courtney freakout!?!?) 😨😨😨
yeah...
however, no matter how grainy and pixelated the footage is, it soon becomes important.
because that's some of the last footage of him.
we all know what happened to zeke in world tour. and if you for some reason don't, please don't look it up if you haven't seen it yet. watch the show. (now ill admit that's advertising).
so, ezekiel's feral, he goes missing, and this youtube channel is throughly investigated to try and find any potentially helpful footage.
the most they found was courtney freaking out. and izzy taking the camera like 5 times. pretty much everything else was about this "brilliant invention" called harmonica rap.
but anyway, a bit after RR, they finally find ezekiel.
and he immediately gets sent to a hospital because HOLY SHIT IS HE GREEN???
the doctors conclude that zeke should eventually be able to return to (almost) completely sanity. so, while he goes through this longggg healing process, the media hears his story.
and that old youtube channel? yeah it EXPLODED
and what does ezekiel do with this new found fanbase?
he gets scared and avoids the internet.
i mean can you blame him??? he went from having NO FANS to HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, and the only memories he has are blurry ones where he's green and growling at people.
but he couldn't avoid it forever.
and for the first time in over 7 years, ezekiel posts another video.
and it BLOWS UP
THE WHOLE CHANNEL DOES
but deep down our boy ezekiel is still a sheltered farm boy. he had to google how to change his youtube pfp.
so just imagine this scrawy, slightly green, teenager/early adult in front of a camera, rambling nonsense and throwing "yo" or "eh" into pretty much every sentence.
just IMAGINE THAT
"get ready with me to get a rabies shot"
"guys what does lol mean?"
"storytime: i went feral in a cargo hold"
"reading my old rap songs"
"riding a horse after 7 years"
"what does gay mean?"
"get ready with me to see my ma and pa again"
anyway yeah in conclusion give farm boy internet access.
#shitpost#might turn this into an au if I get bored#or if people like this#td ezekiel#ezekiel td#total drama ezekiel#ezekiel total drama#ezekiel miller#give farm boy internet access#idk what im doing#idk what else to tag
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hey would u be into writing logan huntzberger? i desperately want to see 40 year old x 29 year old pregnant rory (or reader) and him getting all possessive and territorial and glaring at anyone who comes near them
yo yo YOOOOOO HELL YES I WOULD
no bc as SOON as Logan meets you he knows that you're literally perfect. you are THE one he absolutely has to end up with. if he doesn't cuff you immediately he's going to lose his goddamn shit. he does, bc of course he does, and he knows that he will barely be able to hold back. your relationship moves so fast and between that and the age gap if it were anyone else it would be a huge red flag. but it's not anyone else, it's Logan. he overheard you on the phone with one of your friends talking about how bad your baby fever is, and how you wish you could talk to Logan about it but you don't want to make it weird since you haven't technically been together super long. but you don't need to. as soon as you're off the phone he throws your birth control in the trash and tells you he doesn't want you taking it anymore. you try to protest but he sits you on the edge of the bathroom counter and kisses you in that way he does that turns your brain to tingly mush.
"What if what?" more kissing. "'f you get pregnant?"
he mumbles it against your lips in that intimate way of his before he starts kissing you more and more and your head is already spinning as you feel his cock getting all chubby and hard faster than ever.
"That's kind of the point, ace..."
my god if you thought he spoiled you before????? holy shit just wait until you're pregnant. this man will move mountains for you. he will move heaven and earth in ways you never thought possible to make sure your and your baby's every conceivable need are always met. he will ensure that y9ou are more stress free than ever. he will ensure that your pregnancy is as wonderful and magical as a unicorn leading a parade of rainbows and puppies. And he is SO MOTHERFUCKING PROUD and SO MOTHERFUCKING PROTECTIVE! He can’t keep his hands off your fuckin belly. He looks at you with such overwhelming fondness and the sweetest smiles. One of his love languages is touch and he will be so so so affectionate with you. He literally LOVES shopping for maternity clothes with you, loves getting you cute little dresses and supportive belly bands, he seriously cannot keep his hands off you. You are GLOWING and everyone can see it. If anyone so much as looks at you for too long, Logan clocks it in an instant. He loves showing off your wedding rings, the huge ass diamond practically as big as your head. He loves how clingy you are with him, how much you rely on him. He loves seeing other guys stomachs drop when he catches them sizing you up. Logan has a huge ass powerful aura, people know he’s not someone you wanna fuck with, and he sleeps so well at night cuddled up next to you, KNOWING that he can and will and does protect you and your baby. Your little family. He knows his 20something year old self would be shocked, and he can’t believe it’s all real. That he has you, that you’re having his baby. That he gets to be a better dad than his, and he gets to do it with you.
#drabbles#logan huntzberger#logan huntzberger x reader#logan huntzberger drabbles#older!logan#dilf!logan#gilmore girls#gilmore girls x reader#gilmore girls drabbles#pregnant!reader
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‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️��️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING OMORI REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 OMORI IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 BASIL IS SO CUTE 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 OYASUMI OYASUMI OYASUMI OYASUMI 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE AYOTHEPIZZAHERE HERO TAGGED YOU HERO TAGGED YOU HERO TAGGED YOU Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! Yo Mari! 📶 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! Yo Mari! 📶📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Yo Mari! 📶 Welcome to white space, you've been living here for as long as you can remember!!! DEPRESSED KNIFE BOY HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓STAIRS STAIRS STAIRS Something is behind you…‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? DO YOU WANT TO CUT OPEN MEWO? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Omori Drip? Omori Drip Omori Drip? Omori Drip? Omori Drip? Omori Drip? Omori Drip? Omori Drip? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 🏀Every Kel meme is canon 🏀🏀🏀 🏀🏀🏀Every Kel meme is canon 🏀🏀🏀 🏀🏀🏀Every Kel meme is canon 🏀🏀🏀 🏀🏀🏀Every Kel meme is canon 🏀🏀🏀 Hikikomori is the best ending r/OMORI r/unexpectedOMORI r/expectedOMORI perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/Omorimemes
#i saw burgers on my mind and got reminded of my favorite omori meme!!! isnt it so funny🤣#KEL.txt#april fools
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can you do which tr characters would do this with y/n and how it would go??
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JmRPXM/
This is a mess...
Characters: Keisuke Baji, Nahoya Kawata, Manjiro Sano
Warnings: None
—Keisuke Baji
He's down.
Ya'll tried baking a cake, with him only talking. His arms were behind his back where you were, and your arms were showing, as if it was his.
You had to stand on a small stool to be able to do this
The house was a mess
Cats were even stepped on
R.i.p
Baji instantly dropped the act and fell to his knees, babying the poor kitty
It's your fault Y/N
You're guilty
How dare you
After like.. 30 minutes, he let go
For his, yours, and the cats sake
It was barely able to breathe from his grasp
You continued on the trend
Then a fucking egg flew and hit Baji Jr. Number 28 in the head
Then a fucking Baji flew and grasped cat number 61 in his arms
See what I did there?
Cat? 61?
61?
I'm sorry (not)
In the end, like half of the egg shells got in the mix and you choked on one.
R.i.p Y/N
#deadfamilymoments 🍷🍷😍😜😜😜😜🍷😜🍷😜🍷🥱🍷
—Nahoya Kawata
He just KNEW
When you entered his room with a playful smile, he just got up, stretched and—
"Bring it on!"
Oh
My
God
Souya just gathered his shit and moved out
There was probably going to be a reported murder scene in there, and he doesn't want to be a suspect
Why?
Oh, because Nahoya probably saw someone he didn't like through the window and chased them with a knife
Anyway let's say it didn't happen
He wasn't taking it seriously AT ALL
You had to recharge your phone 3 times because its battery died
And his phone is so broken, your emo friend can't compete
You managed to season the noodles but when you tried to feed him
Ah... shit
You literally couldn't see from his big ass hair and were struggling behind him
He was laughing so hard that instead of biting the fork, he bit your arm
"YOU BUSTED ASS FUCK—"
He didn't care
He just took the bowl and went to eat it in the other room
You wanted revenge
You snuck out of the window, and busted from the front door, screaming
Guess who's noodles went flying in the air
And it landed on his hair
Let's say it was an interesting night
The next morning everything was a-okay don't worry.
—Manjiro Sano
The amount of food y'all went through was INSANE
Like, is you rich or smth 🤨
Manjiro was RAVENOUS
Fucker would've ate you if there was nothing else
😘
But that's a story for another time
You were cuddled up next to him, your head laying on his chest while scrolling through tiktok
You landed on a video that showed a couple doing a rather interesting trend
You both just looked at each other and got up to take a quick stroll to the convenient store
You bought 20 packets of instant ramen.
Holy shit
If it wasn't for his constant fighting lifestyle as a gang leader, mf would've been fatter than yo mama
<3
So you tried to do the challenge
And failed
You tried again
Failed again
By now, like, 2 hours have passed and Manjiro was still hungry
At one point, he just got tired and took the ramen bowl and went to sit somewhere in private to eat it
You took the flag from it and raised it over his head
🤨
Let's be honest if there wasn't a flag he wouldn't have participated
He chuckled, took the flag, and placed it on top of the ramen
"Let's try again?"
He's so fucking cute when them dark impulses are light 😻
In the end, you didn't do the trend properly, but at least you had fun
But
Guess what
He's still hungry
"But there is no more ramen left?"
He smirked
"Who said I'll be eating ramen?"
He started walking towards you
Your eyes widened as you took a step backwards
Manjiro leaned towards your face, inches away before he walked past you and took out a Taiyaki out of the shopping bag
He winked at you and left the kitchen
"Motherfucker..."
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You need somebody to stand up right… to look you in your eyes… and for once… for ONCE… in your LIFE! To just tell you… TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!
Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek!
Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead.
Not reading all that but congrats or damn I’m sorry that happened
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Hi here's all my favorite things about Livesies as I watch it
92sies
This is fsfs gonna be part 1 of 2 or 3
T/W violence, cursing, ets
The Overture. It plays all these semi-familiar tunes from 92sies with a little funky freshness to it and I love it sm
THE FUCKING PROJECTIONS AHAHHHHH
CRUTCHIE BEING THE ONLY OTHER NEWSIE (BESIDES ALBERT) WITH A BACKWARDS HAT
"I ain't been walkin' so good" 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
"Doyawannabustyaothalegtoo?!"
"Uh.. no I wanna go down."
"Ya seein' stars alright."
Their accents and over acting are amazing
A big life in a small town SUCKS Jackson Kelly
Heh heh
*waves hand in front of Crutchie's eyes*
CRUTCHIE ACTUALLY CLOSING HIS EYES AND HIS LIL SMILE WHILE HE'S IMAGINING SANTA FE
DID I MENTION THE PROJECTIONS
yA RIDe it inStyLE
FEACHA ME RIDIN IN STILE
"WORK THE LAND
CHASE THE SUN
SWIM THE W H O L E R I O G R A N D E
JUST FOR FUUUUN"
"WATCH ME STAND😄
Watch me run 😀
🙁"
"hey
HEY"
THE IDEA THAT THE PROLOGUE IS ACTUALLY A PROLOGUE I THINK IT'S @raggedy-albert 'S HC
RACETRACK MOTHERFUCKING HIGGINS
ALBERT FUCKING DASILVA
"A leg of lamb 🥰"
R A L B E R T
FINCH
BEN COOK SKY FLAHERTY IAIN YOUNG JOSH BURRAGE
MUSH'S HOP LOOKING FOR HIS HAT
MIKE AND IKE TRADING HATS
CRUTCHIE SHINING HIS CRUTCH
BUTTONS' HAND MOVEMENT ON 'FISHES'
JACK NUDGING SMALLS ON 'FISHES'
IAIN YOUNG'S LIL RAT BOY FACE
'Step aside Romeo nothin more concerns u here'
Poisonally
Kath's sass
Darcy pretending he's straight
"I'M CRUSHED"
"Gonna rain?"
"Uuuuhhhhhh.....
No rain oh-ho partlycloudyclearbyevenin"
"BLIND"
"AND MUTE"
"AND DEAD"
Jack taking Finch's slingshot
Flip
Tommy's lil hops
"I LIKES LIVIN CHANCEY"
ELMER AND BUTTONS TAKING OFF THEIR HATS WHEN THE NUNS SHOW UP
"I dunno Sister, but it's bound to rain soon'a o' lat'a!"😃
BEN COOK
ANTHONY ZAS
NICK MASSON
JOSH BURRAGE
SKY FLAHERTY
IAIN YOUNG
CHAZ WOLCOTT
AND ALL THE OTHERS WHO I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAMES OF THE ACTORS
Everyone hopping to give their cups back
"I DO TOOOOO SO IT MUST ME TRUUUUUE
WHAT A SWITCH, SOON WE'LL ALL BE RICH
DON'T KNOW A BETTER WAY TO MAKE A NEWSIES DAYYY"
Their entire lil dancey dance right here
Elmer offended at being whacked with hat
"GOTAFEELINBOUTAHEADLINEISMELLSMEAHEADLINEPAPESAREGONNASELLLIKEWEWASGIVINEMAWAYBETCHADINNERITSADOOZYBOUTAPISTOLPACKINFLOOZYDONTKNOWANYBETTERWAYTOMAKEANEWSIESDAYIWASSTAKINOUTTHECIRCUSANDTHENSOMEONESAIDTHATCONEYSREALLYHOTBUTWHENIGOTTHERETHEREWASSPOTWITHALLHISCRONIESYOIMGONNATAKEWHATLITTLEDOUGHIGOTANDPLAYTHEPONIESWEATLEASTDESERVESAHEADLINEFORTHEHOURSTHATTHEYWORKUSJEEZIBETIFIJUSTSTAYEDALITTLELONGERATTHECIRCUS"
Finch finger guns
Jack taking Finch's hat
Smalls diving under Finch's leg
Finch's face right before they say 'yeah!'
Whatever Al's face is doing ever
*disappointment*
Romeo waving like the little bean he is
"WATCH IT"
"It's honest woik"
"AINCHA FADDA ONE O THA STRIKAS"
Albert and Racer
Ralbert
Whack whack
The Delanceys running into each other
Morris hopping from steps
Everyone getting their bags
ALBERT PUT YOUR FUCKING HAT ON
Big smiles everyone, we just finished the first big number
Race: :O
Davey trying to slow Les
"I'll call ya sweetheart if you spot me 50 papes"
"I'M NEW TOO"
Albert, to Jojo: Yo check this shit out. Watch what I'm about to do to this bitch
"YOU HAVE A VERRRRY INTERESTING FACE.
EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTIN' INTO MOVIN' PITCHAS?!"
"BUY A TICKET THEY LET ANYONE IN"
*Does not pay*
Everyone's face when they laugh at Jack making fun of Oscar
"The faymus Jack Kelly"
Ben Cook's dumbass socks
Jack's "holy fuck he can do math" face
Specs laughing at Jack's reaction to Les knowing math
"That's disgusting"
W i b b l e
Specs never using stairs properly
Albert riding in on Pulitzer's desk
FOOTBALL? *whack* VIOLENT? *whack*
"Guess what? He got elected."
*runs*
Nunzio.
My roommate and I accidentally mashing cut and slit like twice and so now we say slut instead of either
"-like an army that's marching to war." I mean... He wasn't wrong
Has anyone noticed how similar Hannah and Kath look?
BIG STEP BIG STEP BIG STEP
"buy a pape from a poor orphan boy" *cough cough*
"BORN TO THE BREED"
"THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCHOOL"
"This kid"
Racetrack hawkin in the background and bolting when Snyder comes
"Doesn't everyone?"
ALL THE CONTINUITY ERRORS IN MEDDA'S THEATER. THE BOYS GOING FROM NEWSIES TO FAKE MUSTACHE MEN AND BACK
LOVEY DOVEY BABY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
Jack saying pocket with the same intensity that Draco Malfoy says Potter
MEDDA FUCKING LARKIN
"The only thing I own is the mortgage"
"ARE YOU BLIND SHE GOT NO CLOTHES ON"
The look Jack and Davey share when Medda says she knows the governor
"YOU PICTURED THAT?!"
"Take it easy, it's a bunch of trees."
"Jeez! I never knew no one with a aptitude!"
"I AM?! HOW 'M I DOIN'?!"
'I'm better than you' the song
Jack's lil figure 8 dance with just his head
"And prayers from the Pope"
Devin Lewis as Jack for like two scenes.
"AND. MY. BANK."
Watching Jack recognize Katherine
"Why don't you go find out?" 👀
"You want I should lock the door"
"Doin what?"
It's hard to like a whole lot about the scenes where they're flirting bc Kath is so outwardly uncomfy with it
And also they're both simps for Jacobses
*two finger point*
"sOrry mIss mEddA"
Jack's hesitation before he starts singing
"Girls are nice, once or twice, til I find someone new" You bisexual pining bitch
Does anyone know who does the actual sketch?
T H E P R O J E C T I O N
"-and you lie like a rug!"
"What are you doing?!"
"Hey-hey quiet down there's a show goin' on!"
"Shhhhhhhhh"
"Everr"
HAT TIP AND SMIRK AS JACK IS CLIMBING DOWN
MIKE AND IKE GIVING OFF THE MAJOREST SIBLING EVERGY
"Sirens is like lullabies to me."
DELANCEY DEVASTATION AT "they've got a mother" THEY'RE SO TRASH AND HURT I LOVE THEM
"He traded her for a box o' cigars!"
"HEY THEY WAS CORONAS"
"Ain't we the hoi polloi!"
"Ask me after they put up the headline"
"Is that news?"
"ITISTOME"
Romeo. R O M E O
"I ain't payin' no sixty."
DEUS SPECS MACHINA
BAMBAM "C'mere fellas"
Henry's pose as he says "AIN'T WE GOT NO RIGHTS?!"
IK THAT EVERYONE SAYS TOMMY LOOKS DOWN BC HE'S CONFUSED WHEN JACK SAYS 'WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON' BC HE'S WEARING A SHIRT YADDA YADDA
BUT HE'S NOT
THAT'S HIS UNDERSHIRT. SO HE'S CONFUSED BC HIS SHIRT IS ALREADY OFF. BACK IN THOSE TIMES BEING IN JUST YOUR UNDERSHIRT, YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE NO SHIRT.
THX FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK
LES SHOVING PEOPLE
Crutchie desperately trying to hop to keep up
Jojo and Elmer.
"Hey Jack you still thinkin?"
"Sure he is. Can't ya smell smoke?"
(I'm out of character limits so this is part 1)
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What are we talkin' about, let's pick another topic
"Noise" what?
Drums?
Trump? Holy shit
Fuck Donald Trump
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You're the stupid motherfucker
Embarassing the whole country
Fuck you, you piece of shit 🤦♀️
You little son of a bitch
You think you're just gonna get up in the morning and tweet out some bullshit?
No one wants to hear it
No one wants to see it
Fuck Donald Trump!
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Get out Donald!
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You're not wanted in our country
Get out Donald!
You wanna pull some shit
You tryin' to be a racist
Fuck you, you fucking pig
Oh, you look like shit
Orange skin, you stupid face, fake hair
Donald Trump, you stupid ass bitch, haa
Donald Trump, I hate you, ha ha
Donald Trump, ayy, yo, Donald Trump I wanna
Punch you right inside the face, Donald Trump
I'm gonna
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Cheers, everybody, cheers, ey, ey
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Mix of tha week 🎧
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* CHARACTER STUDY CHART
𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇
# 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙽 𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙶𝚄𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚂: 1 / 2 / 3+
𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙲𝙴: high / average / deep
𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃: yes / soft / no
𝙳𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙰𝙽𝙾𝚁: confident / shy / approachable / hostile / other
𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴: slumped/ straight / stiff / relaxed
𝙷𝙰𝙱𝙸𝚃𝚂: head tilting / swaying / fidgeting/ stuttering / gesturing / arm crossing / strokes chin / er, um, or other interjections / plays with hair / clothing / hands at hips / inconsistent eye contact / maintains eye contact / frequent pausing / stands close / stands at distance / hands in pockets
𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐓𝐘
𝚅𝙾𝙲𝙰𝙱𝚄𝙻𝙰𝚁𝚈: ◼◼◼◼◼
𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽: ◼◼◼◼◼
𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙲𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴: ◼◼◼◼◼
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘
𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝙽𝙲𝚈: ◼◼◼◼◼
C𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙸𝚃𝚈: ◼◼◼◼◼
𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐘. arse. ass. asshole. bastard. bitch. bloody. bugger. bollocks. chicken shit. crap. cunt. dick. frick. fuck. horseshit. motherfucker. piss. prick. screw. shit. shitass. son of a bitch. twat. wanker. pussy.
𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓��𝐗𝐓. christ on a bike. christ on a cracker. damn. goddamn. godsdamn. hell. holy shit. jesus. jesus christ. jesus h christ. jesus h.roosevelt christ. lord have mercy. jesus, mary and joseph. sweet jesus. seven hells.
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓? contractions or enunciation ? straightforward or cryptic ? jargon or toned ? complexity or simplicity ? finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind ? masculinity, neutrality, or femininity ? formalities or abrasiveness? praise or equivocation ? frankness or lies ? excessive or minimal hand gestures ? name-calling or magnanimity ? friendly or blunt nicknames ?
𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒
𝙳𝙾 𝙿𝙴𝙾𝙿𝙻𝙴 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙳 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝚁 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 ? almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never
𝙳𝙾𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁’𝚂 𝙿𝙾𝙸𝙽𝚃 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙾𝚂𝚂 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙸𝙻𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙰𝙺? almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never
𝚆𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂 ? almost always/ frequently / sometimes / rarely / never
𝚆𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂 ? almost always / frequently / sometimes/ rarely / never
𝚆𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚄𝚂𝙴 ‘𝚆𝙷𝙾𝙼’ 𝙸𝙽 𝙰 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 ? yes / no / only ironically
𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙰 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙾𝙸𝙽𝚃. 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝚄𝚂𝙴? but / though / although / however / perhaps / mayhaps
𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙳𝙾𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂 ? walk away / ask if that’s everything / say that that’s everything / give a proper goodbye / tell their company they’re done here / remain quiet / they don’t
𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙳𝙾𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙳𝙳𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚂 ? titles / first names / surnames / full names/ nicknames
𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚂𝙾𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚂𝚂 𝚆𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝚃𝙾, 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙼 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙰𝙺 ? upper / middle / working/ lower
𝙸𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙳𝙾𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙰𝙺 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚂 ? accent / vocabulary / tone / level / politeness / brusqueness / it doesn’t
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HDMI
Legit. This happened with my Buddy and I. I said. “Yo Shithead, I wanna see Young Anakin. That’s the only reason I’m watching this fucking show, I miss Anakin. (Anakin pops up) HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUVKSIAAAAAAAAAAANAKIN!!!!!!!”
And my buddy goes. “ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRO HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!!!”
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SOLID BLAKE AWESOME 2
ARGH!
Ruby: Okay, so... two two eight point zero zero eight. Alright, cool!
Blake: Hey, bitch! What's up?
???: Who the fuck are you?!
Blake: IT'S... NOT IMPORTANT.
???: Holy shit, you're Blake! Oh my gosh! You're so awesome! You're so hot!
Blake: Some people call me that...
Ilia: (Takes off mask)
Blake: WHOA! MONTY OUM'S PROVERBIAL SON!
Ren: Thanks, brah.
Ilia: So what's up?
Blake: I need you to advance the plot!
Ilia: Done aaaaaand done.
Blake: Thanks, baby.
Ilia: Need anymore sexual tension?
Blake: Nah, I'm good!
Blake: (Door opens) Whoa, cool!
Blake: (Shredded by lasers)
Ruby: What the fuck?! Nobody told me there were lasers there!
Ilia: Hey, Blake, there are lasers there.
Blake: (Pile of dust, Angrily ashes)
Blake: (Revives) OKAY! I guess I'll use my cigarettes I hid in my STOMACH!
Blake: AWESOME!
Blake: (Lights up, Coughs horribly)
Blake: (Passing through lasers) OH GOD, IT'S KILLING ME! I CAN'T TAKE THESE THINGS!
Blake: (Door opens, Runs) OH GO-
Blake: (Blown up by bombs) BWAFF! BOH! BAGH! BARGH!
Ruby: ...WHAT THE FUCK?! NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WERE BOMBS THERE!
Ilia: Hey, Blake, there are bombs there.
Blake: (Singed, Ashy) OH, THANKS, BITCH!
Blake: OH, GEE WHIZ! I HOPE A TANK DOESN'T COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND TOTALLY OWN ME!
Blake: (Hatch opens, Blasted by tank shells)
Blake: YOU KNOW, SERIOUSLY, I'M GETTIN A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!
Ilia: Hey, Blake! A tank is gonna come out of nowhere and-
Blake: SHUT UP!
Hazel: Cryptic metaphor!
Blake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?
Hazel: ...Just throw grenades at me.
Blake: Oh. (Throws grenade)
Blake: Awesome! (Flies off)
Hazel: Hahahahaha! I gave her more than a scorpion hunts for in the night!
Watts: ...What?
Hazel: The cat prowls fiercely, but cannot brush their teeth, for as the ancient Egyptians are aware of, cats have no toothbrush to brush their teeth!
Watts: ...Shut up.
Hazel: The scorpion on my back thirsts for her blood!
Tyrian: DAMN RIGHT, [REDACTED], M-MM!
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Pyrrha: Blake, you can't use weapons on that floor.
Blake: The fuck are you?!
Pyrrha: Actually, I just made it impossible for you to use weapons anyway.
Blake: WHOA WHOA WHAT?!
Pyrrha: That floor holds dust weapons which are very-
!
Blake: FUCK! I CAN'T USE WEAPONS! GOD- (Shot to death)
Pyrrha: (Winces) I guess that was kinda stupid...
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Blake: (Sniffs) Argh! Did somebody fart in here?!
???: Yo, yo, yo, Gee-Girl, Cat's Eye Bee.
Blake: What?
???: Yee-Yeah, aight. Launch a mothafuckin missile to blat blat that power majigah, kitty-cat muthahfuckah.
Blake: How does everyone know my scroll number?! GOD!
???: Yee-Yeah, aight. Just call me... Black Ring.
Blake: Gross!
Blake: (Launches missile)
Goons: (Dead and dying)
Thug: Ooh, that looks kinda nice- (Pinned to the wall) AAAAGH!
Blake: What the hell?!
Jaune: Yeah, yeah, follow me, Blake!
Blake: ...You know, that doesn't exactly sound like a good idea.
Jaune: Just do it, motherfucker!
Blake: FINE, GEEZ!
Oscar: Oh my god, I'm so scared! UAUAUAH! (Pisses everywhere)
Jaune: Aw, shit, dude, this is disgustin'!
Blake: Hey, guys, I just- AGH! WHAT THE FUCK?! SON OF OUM! ARGH!
Ren: Hey, man. You called- Oh god! OH GOD!
Ozpin: Hey, guys, I- OH, GEEZ! OH, THIS IS SO GROSS! WHY WOULD THE BROTHERS INVENT PISS ANYWAYS?!
Jaune: STOP PISSING, DUDE!
Oscar: Okay! (Stops peeing)
Jaune: So, Blake, I see you've arrived.
Blake: Argh, I got fucking piss ALL over me!
Jaune: BLAKE! HURT ME! A LOT! PLEASE!
Blake: What?
Jaune: MORE, BLAKE! HURT ME MORE, BABY!
Blake: Dude... Holy shit...
Jaune: I'M JUST SO FOCKING CRAZY! BLBLBL! (Bounces off walls) BLBLBLBLBL! (Wangs head angainst the floor)
Blake: ...
Blake: THE RUSTED KNIGHT!
Blake: Hey, stupid bitch, whatever your name is, I don't know, that's THE RUSTED KNIGHT!
Pyrrha: Yeah, I know. I forgot to tell you.
Blake: You know, you're a bitch!
Pyrrha: He was experiment.
Blake: In what?! S&M or something?!
Pyrrha: Shut up, Blake! You're hurting my feelings inadvertently!
Blake: Fine! Go be all fucking mysterious! See if I care!
Blake: (Eats entire supercomputer console) God, what did you fucking drink?!
Oscar: You're not one of them?
Blake: Dude, you literally pissed like a million gallons of pee all over the place!
Oscar: IT'S JUST LIKE MY EUROPEAN FOLKTALES!
Blake: ARGH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M TALKING ABOUT PISS AND SHIT, AND YOU'RE TALKING SOME STUPID FAIRY TALES NOBODY GIVES A FOCK ABOUT!
Oscar: (Sobs)
Blake: Okay, look, the relics are these new glodgy things, and I, like, need you to become a main character or whatever.
Oscar: The relics control dust weapons? No... It can't be...
Blake: YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!
Oscar: Look, I'm about to say a lot of shit and explain, like, a billion things that don't make ANY sense so you might as well skip this part.
Ruby: Alright, at least you had the decency to tell me.
Ruby: ...Fucking bombs. (Skips)
Oscar: (Pushing against advancing Blake) ARE YOU COMING ONTO ME?!
Blake: (Drops Oscar, Blushing) WHOA! WH- WHY'D YOU STOP ON THIS PART?!
Ruby: Oh shit! Sorry! (Skips)
Oscar: Remember when Ilia totally wiggled her ass right in your face?
Blake: Oh yeah! I remember that! ...Wait, that was important? I had no idea, I was just staring at her ass.
Oscar: Yeah, it was important! Dumbass...
Blake: SHUT UP! (Shoots)
Oscar: FUCK! YOU JUST SHOT ME IN THE LEG!
Blake: So?
Oscar: (Whimpers, Sobs)
Blake: OKAY! Time to find Ilia!
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Blake: Okay, now to stare at people's asses for a while.
Port: (Ass-crack in view)
Blake: (Shudders) This would be a lot cooler without the whole NOT Ilia's ass thing!
!
Blake: Fuck!
Blake: (Finds half-naked Ilia) WHOA! DAMN! AWESOME! HOLY SHIT!
Ilia: Blake... I... really need someone to talk t-
Blake: Shut up, unless it's your ass talking!
Ilia: Blake, please! This is really important to-
Blake: What?! I can't hear you! I'm too busy looking at your ass! Plus your nipples are bleeding through your tanktop.
Ilia: (Puts on pants)
Blake: Oh. Okay, let's go.
Ilia: Blake, whenever I lost my parents, I-
Blake: (Punches Ilia, Knocks her out) AMAZING! LET'S GO!
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Ilia: BLAKE... MAKE LOVE TO ME, BLAKE! I WANT YOU... FOREVER!
Blake: Dude!
Emerald: You're supposed to hit her!
Blake: Damn right, I'm gonna hit that!
Emerald: Ugh, dammit! (Knocks out Ilia)
Blake: WHAT THE FUCK, ASSHOLE?!
Emerald: So, I see you're a fan of Gen:Lock, huh?
Ruby: Whoa- Whoa- Gh- Whoa! WHAT?!
Emerald: LET'S FIGHT, BLAKE!
Blake: Um, okay!
SOLID_BLAKE_AWESOME_2.JIF has performed an illegal operation and will now shut down permanently.
Ruby: ...
Emerald: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ruby: OH! WHAT?! ARGH!
Emerald: (Slapping Blake's ass to the ground) OWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWN!
Blake: OH MY GOD, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING! SHE CAN READ MY MIND!
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5 Days Later...
Ruby: Yeah, I don't know what the fuck to do.
Yang: You gotta flip your scroll upside-down, dude.
Ruby: Oh. How the fuck was I supposed to figure that out?
Yang: General Ironwood tells you.
Ruby: Gah- You know, that's really cool and all, but, like, seriously! What the hell?!
Yang: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Ruby: Ah, well, whatever.
Yang: Hey, guess what?
Ruby: What?
!
Yang: (Pops out of the scroll, Punches Ruby)
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Okay, I'm always interested in learning more about 'but you're talking in your sleep'. Obviously lvjy song and the mc's/your interest in literature are two important story details. How did you decide to intertwine those? Like, did you read you are jeff and decide to make a fic off of it, or did was it the songs that inspired it? Why did you decide to do both? Idek if this makes sense, tbh. But I'd love to know your though process, in general, regarding that fic.
oh YO this is perfect I love you im gonna ramble for a bit !!
also context; read but you're talking in your sleep (Wilbur/Sister-Innit!Reader)
So initially I was hyperfixated on Pebblebrain when it came out (weren't we all) and my song flavour was Oh Yeah, You Gonna Cry? and the very first idea I had was about the reader and Wilbur being best friends and former FWB after the reader starts dating a fuckboi, which I realised I've already kind of talked about here, but I'm happy to reiterate that the line 'say my name in her sleep/i thought you knew her better than me' and Wilbur just being the cockiest motherfucker without a shred of self awareness that he is very in love with the reader and that's the main reason he hates her boyfriend (who is also just a tool).
the idea to intertwine the lvjy and specifically siken is so unbelievably self indulgent; he's my favourite poet and has been for years, and Litany In Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out has been my favourite poem for a very long time. as for You Are Jeff, i can't remember exactly, but I think I saw the first few lines of the last stanza in like a webweave while I was looking for inspiration and I realised 'you're in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won't tell you he loves you, but he loves you' is the most precious, perfect summary of reader & wilbur's dynamic in the fic. this was also the basis of the part of the reader's characterisation where they always used allusions/implications/other people's words when they were afraid of speaking the truth. a few of these moments that i want to point out;
the first one is of course Do I Wanna Know?
literally all of the lyrics for this song. i tried to pick a few but holy shit all of this song -- the first time the song's mentioned when it's Y/N's karoke choice and then immediately calling Wilbur right after they'd chosen it I think the key lyrics are; 'Have you no idea that you're in deep? / I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week / How many secrets can you keep? / 'Cause there's this tune I found / That makes me think of you somehow an' I play it on repeat / Until I fall asleep, spillin' drinks on my settee
the second time the song is mentioned is when Y/N and Wilbur go out to a pub with his flatmates in brighton and she starts humming it when they head to his bedroom, and it's just the whole second verse; So have you got the guts? / Been wonderin' if your heart's still open / And if so, I wanna know what time it shuts / Simmer down an' pucker up, I'm sorry to interrupt / It's just I'm constantly on the cusp of tryin' to kiss you / I don't know if you feel the same as I do / But we could be together if you wanted to
the one that personally might break my fucking heart that Y/N is very familiar with Jubilee Line, which is already a fucking bleak song especially since she lives in London, and later has some implications about how if she didn't leave London she was going to jump in front of a train, but there's a little moment in the first chapter when she's on the phone with Wilbur right before she decides to come visit him -- “I’m everywhere. My mind’s everywhere. The walls shout back, I didn’t realise they could do that, or start the argum- I’m not making sense. I’m sorry.” -- it's such a blink and you'll miss it allusion but she's making a point to hide the truth she knows about Mark and her relationship by reference Jubilee Line and the lyrics 'shout at the walls because the walls don't fucking love you'.
In the final part, when Wilbur comes to pick up Y/N from the french cafe, and she's quietly moved by how much he cares about her in a way other people in her life seem not to -- before turning and beaming at him, thanking him again for coming all this way, adding that he didn’t need to worry; ‘no cause for concern’ is how you worded it, deliberate. -- Because 1) 'We ain't gonna hurt you' but also, as much as there is a more romantic final chorus to that song, she is also like 'you could knock the wind out of my breath / you could knock the teeth out of my head / and still it's no cause for concern' like she loves this boy who drove to another country for her, he can do whatever he wants forever in her books.
and one other one off the top of my head is the fact that the name she'd hidden Wilbur as in her phone is Pandora as a reference to the text conversation when they'd reconnected, yes, but also because He Gives Her Hope.
and now, on this already long post, im going to talk about the lovejoy lyrics that were "inspired" by Y/N in the fic (when its really the other way around)
Sex Sells gets an in-canon one; But the song he’d written about how Mark doesn’t love you he just loves that you’re his, that you hate him but you keep going back to him for reasons Wilbur still doesn’t fully understand, and now on top of it all you know that Wilbur can’t stop fucking thinking about it, about you, even when he’s trying to sleep? It’s accurate, and everything tastes like ash in his mouth for several bitter moments. How’d it go again? How’s it feel to be so loved, yet so alone? He’s got his answer, can hear it in your sobs as you sit on the steps of your boyfriend’s apartment two hours away.
So lets go through Pebblebrain
Oh Yeah, You Gonna Cry? is obviously a huge one lol, with a lot of what i drew Fucking Mark from;
You got the same eyes as your father / And you carry the same kind of temper too / But what a shame for the people of the community -- which ties directly in with another of the songs i'll get to, and this line from a flashback; “It’s a good school, though, I’m glad I got in, and Mark, he’s- he’s really sweet. It’s brave of him to move, even though I’m on campus and he’s not; none of his family’s lived outside of Nottingham for generations,” the face you’re making is close to a smile, to anyone else they might mistake it as such, but there’s a wrinkle in the bridge of your nose, a tightness at the edge of your smile, “he’s training to go into the same line of work as his dad, he’s just glad he can do it here,” you laugh, but there’s no humour in it.
But I quite like your girlfriend! / How the fuck 'd she end up with you? -- i think this speaks for itself
And she told me that she fuckin' hates you -- regarding the moment; Later, he’ll ask the question that’s been plaguing him, ask if you even like your boyfriend. Later, you’ll be wrapped up in his sheets, stretched out on his bed as your whole face scrunches like you’ve bitten a lemon, and he’ll have no idea what you mean when you tell him that that hasn’t mattered in a very long time.
the whole song is about Mark in this fic. the whole song. i love it so much.
Model Buses could also be arguably about Mark in some respects but I've held myself back from putting that thought into the fic.
I don't think Concrete has any real connections to the fic either, however.......
PERFUME, BAYBEEEEEEE
in the context of the fic, it's written mostly after the reader goes home from brighton after their affair with wilbur where they're clearly in love with each other and he's struggling to deal with that in a healthy way by writing the song. i could add analysis for LITERALLY EVERY LINE but i wont. just know it's all Y/N
It's 3:45 (AM) / And I just bite my tongue / Update me on your life / And now you've found the one / But I don't like his eyes -- hence his building almost resentment whenever they call him when drunk and insisting that mark's not as bad as he seems
And I can still smell her perfume -- because it's on his damn pillows.
You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman / Well, I say you need better standards -- you remember how i said a line in OYYGC links to another song, well it's this, now, because with Y/N talking about Mark training to go into the same field as his dad, we also get this reveal, despite not drawing attention/connecting it to the earlier mention of Mark's chosen career being the same as his dad's; “Mark’s dad’s been chief of police in our town for as long as I can remember,” Tommy says with a sigh.
Why can't you be a dick? / Why must you be so nice? / It's hard for me to move on / When I don't really hate you / (I don't really hate you) -- this one's a lot of things, it's Wilbur fully acknowledging that he should not be cool with Y/N cheating emotionally and physically on her partner but still making peace with it despite the turmoil the situation has caused him. it's also him kind of frustrated at how despite Y/N rightfully calling him out for writing such a spiteful song as Sex Sells, they didn't take it as badly as they could have, and so he acknowledges that he doesn't actually believe what the song is saying about them. it's ALSO a deliberate echo of this moment; “I wish I could hate you more for this, but I don’t,” you mumble, soft and a little forlorn, heart not in your words as his aches. He should have kept that song to himself, like his gut had told him to.
You'll Understand When You're Older is an interesting one because I appreciate the actual meaning of the song a lot, but i also like adding my own to it, so the context here is it's half inspired by the Y/N situation and half by current events;
It must be nice to be the reason / His work, it ain't so bleak / That must be what motivates you -- there's spite here as he considers how little Mark appreciates Y/N and her love and kindness, with the veiled implication of 'if Wilbur were in Mark's situation these lyrics would be sincere'.
All he needs is to see you smiling / And well, you light up his whole week -- that implication and subtext moves straight up to text here. Wilbur is just talking about himself here.
Imagine thе kind of things he'd do to you / If there wеren't so many cameras -- calling back to their almost moment when Y/N had sat in on Wilbur's stream in brighton, refusing to reveal their identity;
“If you’ve got something to say,” insufferably smug, he watches you puff out your cheeks. Averting your gaze, you flip him off, hand in frame for the camera to see, “sook,” he teases, “just say what’s on your mind.” For a moment, your mouth drops open as if you’re about to say something, to call his bluff, but your gaze flicks to his webcam.
What’s on my mind, you mouth pointedly when you look back to him; something about your expression has turned bashful for reasons he can’t quite fathom. You glance quickly at the camera again before shaking your head, you wish, you mouth, but can’t quite look him in the eye. There’s a serious moment where he considers ending the stream, because this feels like it could be a moment, a chance. He’s a hypocrite, he can’t begin to say what’s on his mind, won’t give himself the chance, getting back to his stream after another brief moment and a deep breath.
and of course;
And you're keeping a dark secret / But you're talkin' in your sleep -- Y/N loves Wilbur, not her longterm boyfriend. wilbur knows this because she talks in her sleep. <3
The Fall again isn't relevant.
and finally, in the fic, a lot of the lyrics and vibes were completed not too long after Y/N and Wilbur reconnected, before Are You Alright was even released, but Wilbur will never in his life (in this fic lol) admit that It's All Futile! It's All Pointless! was a heartbreaking hybrid of his own feelings/experiences, and kind of who Y/N had become in the two years since they'd seen each other, also what he had seen a little bit of after she reconnected with Mark when she and Wilbur had first met, while wilbur still tries to act like he's not in love with her. but it is, and he is.
HOLY SHIT OKAY THATS SO MANY WORDS but also a lot of that ive been holding onto for SO LONG and im so glad i got the chance to talk about it. seriously anything else abt the fic you wanna talk about because I love it TO DEATH. every day i fight the urge to explain the entire 46 song fic playlist. i lov u.
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Hey eve.
Is this how i sound when i make everything a MIAU reference?
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