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#X men matchup
bonkers-4-hatter · 2 months
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Anon asked: hi mod niki! ive been a fan of your writing for like years and i love your work, its been a huge inspo! i finally got up the courage to ask for a matchup if theyre still open! Can I get ones for JJBA and X-Men? :0 I’m a 6’1 nonbinary person with brown skin, brown eyes, and consistently messy long green hair, im a virgo and im very achillean, haha. I like cooking, all forms of art, terrible puns, gardening, all things horror and listening to people talk. Ive been described as a mom friend, and im pretty gentle but also really protective! Ty if you do this I hope you’re doing well ✨⭐️
Hiya anon dear! I'm happy to hear I've been an inspiration to you! It makes my heart happy! I hope you enjoy this hun! <3 <3
I match you with:
Bruno Bucciarati from JJBA
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Enjoys watching you cook, you seem so at ease and relaxed when you do. Likes to cook with you too, making dinner or lunch with you, trying out new receipes.
Being a protective person himself, he's glad that you have a heart of gold and watch out for others as well, he wants to share his heart with someone who has the same morals when it comes to taking care and helping others. He'll of course protect you with his whole being and he'll be damned if you get hurt on his watch.
Colossus from X-Men
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Doesn't really understand your punny jokes, but laughs along because he enjoys seeing a smile on your face. Enjoys taking you to art museums to hear what you think of pieces and what they represent. It's a nice, quiet activity for you both and it eases his mind and for a little while he thinks everything will be okay with you by his side.
Is amused to see you as the mom friend as you take care of those around you, especially when your friends take it to far with the drinking. You're tucking them into bed and making sure they have water and pills for the hangover. It makes him smile to see you take care of those you care about and he vows to take care of you for the rest of his days.
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Hello! Could I by any chance get an x-men matchup? I’d love one from both the originals and prequels but if you only do one it’s fine.
My pronouns are she/her, I’m 19 (so 18 plus characters pls) and either male or female preference.
𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬: intp, type 5, true neutral, leo, slytherclaw, choleric temperament. I have massive introverted tendencies and am awkward in nature with new people. As a result I can come across as aloof and indifferent at first. I absolutely despise small talk. However with my friends I’m quite friendly and outgoing. Whenever I’m with my friends I can get really giggly and dorky with that childlike excitement when talking abt my recent hyperfixations. I open up to people very easily if we have similar interests. That’s when the chaotic theories and wacky ideas spout out. I tend to either overthink everything or not think at all. I’m a bit stubborn and picky. As a result I’m a bit of a control freak and want to do the things the way I do them but I won’t enforce this on anyone else unless the result directly affects me. Just let me do things the way I do them. I'm also quite dedicated and ambitious on what I want in my life and will stand by those decisions.
𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦: New media art. I mostly work with digital mediums like creative code. I love working with interaction design, web design, user experience and user interfaces. I also love special effects, and 3D/2d modeling. I’m currently trying to build my own mini video game. Apart from this, I love other mediums of art too especially drawing, digital illustrating, and printmaking.
𝗛𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗦: let’s just say I spend way too much time daydreaming. Fan fiction, video games, movies, books, tv shows. My favorite genres are definitely fantasy, sci fi and alternate history. Anything that lets me daydream and disappear from reality for a while is a hobby of mine. I also love working out and weight lifting. I train everyday.
LIKES: I love lazy weekends at home, classic arcades, vanilla lattes, learning random new facts, spending time alone, intelligence, creativity, a good sense of witty humor, conversations where you can just be yourself and skip all the awkward small talk, the look on people’s faces when they ramble abt the stuff they’re into, a good home cooked meal, summer and warm weather, a good giggling session with friends esp abt fictional crushes ahahha.
DISLIKES: hugging and physical touch (tho I will warm up to you once I get close), large crowds, cold weather, admitting my anxieties, talking on the phone, going to the doctor/dentist, small talk, backstabbing people, when people have no ambition/purpose in life
WHAT I LOOK FOR: My love language is acts of service. I would love someone I can just chill with, have deep conversations abt anything with, someone I can explore my hobbies and learn abt theirs.
Thank You! 💜
Hello dear💖, thanks for your request.
For X men I ship you with:
Cyclops🕶
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You have the strongest relationship out of both the prequal and originals.
You first met at the academy when professor X found you, you were a mutant.
You had the ability to change reality at will, you can alternate between dimensions.
Your ability was stable and unlike phoenix you could control it.
Cyclops and you both fell in love when you went on missions together.
You went on dates whether it was inside your home or somewhere outside.
He was respectable enough to let you have your own time.
Your ability was very rare and cyclops helped you through it.
You also got along with the rest of the team except jean grey and winter frost.
He has a kind heart and tends to reach those that deserve it or need mending.
If you were to marry it would be after the academy and you would live a peaceful life. Your child would have your eyes and his hair, they would have his ability mixed with dimension altering.
Anyways that's all I have:
Ta Ta✨
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sorroute · 5 months
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Falling back into my 2018 Devilman crybaby era should I start writing for it....
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okkalo · 12 days
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⊹˚. ♡ hi hi! i’m Dove and i was wondering if i could have a romantic matchup please?
i’m not entirely sure what my gender or sexuality is :,> (all i know is that i have a preference for men)
i really like sleeping when i can, drawing and writing are things i also like to do! i also like ranting about random things-
i tend to stay by myself though i do like hanging out with my friends whenever i can! i’m very sensitive emotionally and i tend to be able to empathize with people easily, though it tends to take a toll on me. having anger issues doesn’t help either- though i rarely take my emotions out on people.
i’m very physically affectionate and i tend to show my love through actions rather than words. i tend to get overstimulated/overwhelmed whenever there’s too much noise or people around me. i’m also super loyal to my friends and tend to be a bit protective over them (and just the people i love in general)
i tend to stay up VERY late at night because it’s pretty calming and it’s when i have the most energy. i tend to stay at home a lot but i do like going on walks or randomly exploring my area. i’d also like to be a librarian or work at a bookstore!
i love moths and cats to death and could talk for hours about them tbh- though i love listening to people i like talk about the things they like too!
thank you lots for your time and have a great day!
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hi dove! you never stated which fandom you wanted a matchup from so i’m doing something a bit different for you,, i hope you don’t mind! besides that, thank you very much for participating in my event :> i hope you enjoy your matchups and have a wonderful day -`♡´-
𝗶 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗳𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲 ₊˙♡﹗
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he adores you and your soft-spoken and good-natured attitude. though, when it gets to the point where it’s becoming trouble for you, he will quickly step in and try to make life easier for you. while also lightly scolding you, keep in mind.
he would love taking naps with you, coddling you in these moments. he would always encourage you to share your drawings or writings while giving feedback if you so wished to hear it. of course, most of his feedback are compliments. best believe he would listen to every word that comes out of your mouth while you rant as well. he partakes in active listening, nodding along with your words while also peering at you so adoringly.
he might draw the line in staying up late with you, however. instead, he might try to switch you to sleeping a bit earlier with him and get you into a healthier sleep routine.
he shows much of his love just like you do—with his actions. though, if you are alright with it, he would also love physical touch on top of it as well!
𝗸𝗮𝗹𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 : jing yuan from hsr, yukimiya from bllk, mitsuya from tokyo rev, and kazuha or diluc from genshin
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Hi,I was wondering if I could get some matchups for marvel,x-men and supernatural.
I am 19 years old intj female with mid length thick dark brown very wavy hair(borderline curly).I have big brown eyes kinda round and almond shaped at the same time.I love exercise so I am relatively fit.My face is a bit rounded(big cheeks) with some angles.I am very pale but have a lot of moles one or two in my face but most in my arms and torso.I also have this weird birthmark(a tag in my one ear).In terms of fashion i like darker clothing with an occasional dash of pink since it's something that looks good on me.Flared pants,jean and leather jackets,leather bags, custom made bags with rock bands and a bag that looks like a duck(i like ducks).I also like custom made shirts with jokes regarding my personal interests (books,series ect...) and my messed up sleep schedule.
At first glance I am a bit reserved but if I am made comfortable I will open up(i kinda choose the people I will open up to).I love sarcasm and very dark humor.I will joke around a lot and I want to encourage people around me to be happy.I like teasing people a lot. I deeply love learning information in every form.I study physics because I love astronomy and I want to become an astronomer but I am also a big history/archeology/mythology nerd.In my free time I love learning new stuff(psychology, law, history ,random facts ect...),reading,working out and listening to music(fav song:soltitude by m83).I like art a lot,drawing,reading about it,going to museums and exhibitions.I also love going out on nature and on all sorts of adventures but I dont have the right person to do that with.I deeply love nature and the sea since I grew up in an island.
I have clear goals in life,I am very ambitious,patient,curious and diplomatic but still have a bit of a nihilistic approach to life(in a good sense,to fuel questions about the world around me).
As I said before I can be quite reserved and appear as cold but I am a very sensitive person,an extreme overthinker.I feel insecure because when I get too comfortable/excited my voice gets really loud,I get all giddy and I have been told off about it enough times.I dont know how to receive a compliment or acts of friendship/kindness because growing up I had very bad experiences in school.However I like to be there for people and I want them to feel good around me.I like helping a lot by solving problems and being kind but I hate myself for it because I feel like I am showing weakness (but once I realise someone is a friend I am THERE no matter what)I also am the "I told you so" kind of friend but I am not judging(quite the opposite) .I deal with anxiety and I get lonely around people but I dont let it affect my social life,I really push myself out there no matter what and I always push myself to get back on my feet and keep going after bad experiences because we only have one life and we have to make the most of it.
I also am a very calm even during arguements,until someone crosses a line and hell breaks loose.
Sorry,I hope its not way too long.
Hi! I hope you like your matchups! <3333
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Marvel;
Thor Odinson:
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⭐ You met Thor when you were hired by Nick and SHIELD in general when they wanted to learn more about Thor and his mythology - you being the little genius that you are - were more than happy to tell them more about his myths, history, and culture (since you had read some stuff about it in the past); you knew a few fun facts, but those facts were exactly what they needed... Who knew?
⭐ Finally, you got to meet the man in question, he wanted to know all that you knew, and you were a bit nervous at first, but you were happy to tell him everything you knew - you may have gotten a bit excited, and may have apologized for getting a bit too loud, but Thor was reassuring and sweet; telling you that he admired how passionate you were and to not be afraid to be yourself around him
⭐ Once the two of you begin to hang out more, you begin to open up more, sliding in a few dark jokes here and there (Thor gets confused in the beginning, like the golden retriever he is, but after a while he's laughing along with you); during the holiday, you both know you both like each other when you both accidently gift each other cute custom things (you gift him a custom shirt with one of your favorite quotes of his, and Thor gifted you a backpack that was shaped as a duck)
⭐ Thor often takes you to Asgard, where he gets to give you the royal tour, introduce you to new foods, and gets you a custom Asgardian outfit (that has dashes of pink in it); and at the end of the day, you and him watch the Asgardian sun set
⭐ You are there for Thor, always standing up for him if he ever is in a verbal argument with Tony (which is often, poor guy may be loud but Tony is often very adamant in being right) - and Thor is always there for you, obviously, finding you incredibly smart, talented, and lover of nature and life
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X-Men;
Logan Howlett:
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💛 You met Logan when Charles had found you and asked you if you wanted to move into the X-Mansion (so he could help you master your amazing nature-esque powers!) - you were practicing in the courtyard and Charles came to introduce you to the mysterious, tall, dark, and handsome man; Charles was quick to point out your almost matching leather jackets that you were both wearing at the time
💛 You nor Logan really sought each other out, but fate is weird, and caused you to both run into each other on many occasions - though, the one time Logan actually had a full conversation with you, was the day you found out he had a motorcycle; by the end of the conversation, Logan offered to drive you around (how could you say no to driving around nature, the wind blowing through your dark brown hair, feeling free?) You could drive around with Logan for hours
💛 You are even lucky enough to get Logan to accompany you to art museums, seeing such beautiful works like Andy Warhol and Yayoi Kusama - Logan acts bored, but he's pretty interested, especially when you tell him all the cool facts that you knew about each art piece you past; at the end of your museum adventures, you always end up going to the museum gift shop, and leaving with a small handful (armful) of artist merch/supplies/and whatnot
💛 You and Logan, going back to adventuring thing, often go on adventures out in nature, spending a couple days camping, sitting in wildflowers as you draw - listening to music - just the two of you; Finding each other's company calming and peaceful
💛 You work together pretty well, both very YOLO, but both very fire and ice - you are patient and love solving problems, while Logan is not that; he likes to solve problems with his claws/fists; but you know what they say, opposites attract, and Logan really likes you (for your kindness, how understanding you are, and how much you say 'I told you so' to him
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Supernatural;
Dean Winchester:
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🥧 You were just minding your own business, walking around the woods that close to your home, when BAM creepy monster thing, oh no, what are you to do? But then you see him, Dean Winchester, well, he was too late, you were able to scare the monster off - Dean was impressed, but you never told him how you did it... Mysterious...
🥧 You were a bit reserved in the beginning of your conversation, but after he brought up the quote on your custom shirt - from a favorite book of yours - you felt yourself being swept away in the topic of books; which led into college, and then astrology, and then mythology, and then pie, and then-
🥧 You soon enough found yourself joining Dean (and Sam) (and Cas) in their monster-hunting adventures; and they were quick to realize that you were actually a great new member of the team - you are patient, hardworking, and a problem solver, which is pretty important, (you're great at not letting anyone get killed)
🥧 Before you and Dean even knew it, you both began to feel a little bit of something for each other (Sam and Cas could see it clearly, you and Dean had this chemistry that was just amazing); you and Dean often - when you can't sleep or mess your schedule up enough - drive in Baby, just driving and listening to tunes together
🥧 You are so comfortable with Dean that you can truly be yourself around him, teasing and joking around - often teasing Dean about his love for his car, Baby, and his love for pie... He can't get enough pie... It's becoming a problem... He has like five different types of pies in the fridge... He would probably say he could eat them all himself just fine, but let's be honest here, he needs someone to help him eat them all ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🥧🥧🥧
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matryoshka-writes · 16 days
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New writing account here
Hi guys! I am a new blog and would like if you could request anything for me to write for. I write: headcanons, matchups, oneshots. Currently I am writing for: Dune, Overwatch, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Spiderverse, X-men and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
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tonberry-yoda · 1 year
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Hi! Its me again😭💀. Could you do Chainsaw man and Avatar the Lat Airbender matchup for me please😭. I love your matchups. Also congrats for 500 folowers <3
OMG YESSSSSS!!! you literally dont know how much it means to me that you always come back for more matchups because it means im doin good!!!!
we're gonna start of strong with CSM
the character I chose for you is...
AKI!!
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serious relationship you ask????
this is your man
he wants nothing more than a real raw beautiful relationship and now that he has to take care of two annoying children, it's nice to have someone like you to calm his nerves because mans is already getting gray hairs i can feel it in my soul
read to him
like especially after work
denji and power call it bedtime story time, so you do end up reading to all of them, but nonetheless, aki loves bedtime story time
you're both pretty introverted, so you two never worry about having to go out and deal with people, so it's mostly just you two
he will 100% cuddle you and watch anime or k-dramas
he acts like he hates the k-dramas, but he is WAITING for the next episode like it could kill him if he doesnt get to see what happens next
this man LOVES that you're a little thicker! like it makes cuddling 10x better for him and hugging you will put him to SLEEP
he will also kiss you up and down your thighs while smiling at you and calling you beautiful tee hee
would love to play with your hair or just pull it up into ponytails to watch the curls poof
he thinks he's a bad cuddler or doesnt cuddle too often, so you're going to get a lot more words of affirmation out of him, so please cuddle him
he is now baby, you cuddle him lol
but he does love hugs
just know he loves you with all of his heart and soul <333
sweet lord i love aki
NOW MOVING ON
to atla!
the character I chose for you is...
ZUKO!!
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is he a little awkward?
yes.
is he adorable and super sweet???
also yes.
is he perfect??
hecc yeah
he is a little introverted himself, so you two get along really well in that aspect
he is also one for a serious relationship because building a close relationship is so important to him, so he is more than willing to do it with you
tell him about the books you're reading and he'll tell you all about the ones he's reading
you both love books and stories so you two always end up geeking out together lol
hugs will happen a lot, but not clingy hugs or jumpscare hugs
it will be like a genuine loving hug where he wraps his arms around you and you wrap your arms around him
and then he'll whisper how much you mean to him in your ear
STOP I LOVE HIM OMG
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mixedkid-matchup · 1 year
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guys look how studious aster is in his witch studies oh my god 😊 isn't he so cute you wanna vote for him???
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hi hi i’d like to request a personality based matchup for jujutsu kaisen and attack on titan please. i’m an infp, i’m bi so i don’t have a gender preference for who i am matched with and i’m ok with poly ships if you do those for matchups. i go by she/they pronouns. i am 5’2. i have brown curly hair with tinted highlights and hazel eyes. im pretty soft spoken tho depending on who im around i can be louder than usual. im kind, creative, patient, loyal, smart, and easy going. i try to be nice to everyone and not judge them based on meeting them once. my friends say im a ray of sunshine and that im the mom friend of the group. i like photography, hanging out with friends, going on walks when it’s nice out, listen to music, reading, watching anime, shopping, and baking. i like wearing oversized sweaters and hoodies. i like boba and different kinds of sweets. i don’t like confrontation and i try to avoid it when i can. when it comes to relationships i look for someone that i vibe with someone that i can feel comfortable around. my love languages are quality time (giving) and physical affection (receiving). thank you so much!!
Hey hey! Absolutely. I will say for AOT I dragged my friend in to help me lol I haven't written/seen AOT in so long so I've forgotten a lot of their personalities. Also apologies for making you wait so long!
Anyways, for JJK I match you with... *drum roll*
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❥Megumi Fushiguro and Yuji Itadori!
I feel like these two, in their own rights, are perfect for you in JJK
Yuji and you both share some stuff in common, and he himself is a little ray of sunshine, so you have some common ground there
Megumi would also 100% provide you with oversized sweaters. I feel he likes it more than Yuji does sometimes
Both Yuji and Megumi would be down for some sweets though!! They both like sweets. They like them even more with you <3
They both are also loyal to you and each other, of course
Megumi would probably be a little more thrilled than Yuji to go on walks, but they'd both still go with you
Yuji is more of a manga reader, but Megumi is more of an anime watcher, so Megumi will watch with you while Yuji struggles not to make foreshadow-y jokes in the corner. It's really hard for him
I feel like you could get Megumi into photography, but I feel Yuji is more of a drawing/painting kinda guy. Regardless, he'll marvel at the photos you two take, and might even paint some of your photos as a surprise.
When you go to hang out with friends, Megumi has to stop Yuji from constantly texting you every hour. Megumi also misses you, but respects your space.
They both love to mess with your curly hair, and sometimes tease you on your height, but immediately stop if they see you're getting upset about it. Regardless, they never make more than a few jokes, and both encourage you to make jokes about them as well. Otherwise, they'd feel really shitty about it.
Megumi can understand being softer spoken around some people and louder around others, and doesn't exactly need any kind of explanation. Yuji however, will ask you directly, sometimes in front of other people, possibly embarrassing you. Megumi, of course, will come to your aid by smacking his fist on top of the bubblegum boys head and telling him to "cut it out."
Megumi shares your dislike for confrontation (source: Todo) but Yuji doesn't. If something happens that you need to confront directly, Yuji will offer to do it for you a million times over, seeing your discomfort in doing so. Whether or not you let him is up to you.
Yuji's main love language is definitely physical affection, so he's got you covered there. Megumi might take a little bit to get there, but his own main language is probably words of affirmation or acts of service. Doesn't mean he can't adapt tho!
Megumi and Yuji can both vibe with you, it's like a little party everywhere you go! They both like how nice and happy you are, and not a day goes by without them doing something with you.
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For AOT I match you with... *drum roll*
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❥Jean Kirstein!
God I'm so jealous
This love-awkward fool stumbles over his own two feet and words whenever you are around.
I feel like he would have already been into photography before he got with you, but now that you're together, all he wants to do is take pictures of you. His favorite (you with a sunset behind you) is kept in his wallet at all times, and framed in his home.
He has a couple of oversized sweaters and sweatpants, but he labels those as his pajamas. He has no problem parting ways with them if you want them, though. He thinks they look better on you anyways.
Jean is grateful to have someone as smart and loyal as you. Being with Eren for long periods of time wears this poor man down.
He'll also tease you about your height, but thats just because he's so tall. He's also one to encourage you to make jokes right back at him though, it's only fair. But he absolutely loves your hair, always notices when you get it cut or styled a new way, and always compliments your eyes. He is rarely seen without a smile plastered on his face when around you.
I personally believe that Jean's favorite time of the day is sunset, and he loves taking walks with you around that time. It's how he got that photo of you in the first place. He'd also love to share music with you, and wants to hear the music you like. Jean is also a big reader, and would love to trade books with you.
Sometimes, Jean will take you to bookstores and you two each buy a book you both think you'd like, read them separately, then trade them and read the others' book. It's so fucking cute wtf
Jean would've watched some anime before you, but never really got into it. Now with you around, he might watch some of it with you, some of it not. It just depends. He's like those husbands that swear up and down not to be interested in their wives' reality tv shows, but still sit with her and ask her questions like he is interested. Because he secretly is. He might take better to manga, though. He never really thought to try that.
Jean would love to help you bake, but I feel like if he tried alone, he'd be shit at it and accidentally burn whatever he was baking. Poor guy. But, he's just happy to do something with you.
Jean doesn't have too much of a sweet tooth that I'm aware of, but that doesn't mean he'll turn down candy. He'll also never turn down your baking, even if its a flavor he doesn't like. The only way you'll know if he doesn't like a particular flavor is through either Connie or Sasha.
Jean is also another one who will offer to deal with the conflict himself, but if you decline, then he'll encourage you to get it over with, saying he'll be there as your support, and that everything is going to be okay. If you still decline, he'll give in and respect your wishes.
I feel like Jean's main language is quality time, in all honesty. Physical affection is a close second, though. So he'll be happy to give you all the physical attention you want.
Jean is all around very easy to get along with, unless you're Eren. He's very respectful and is crazy down bad for you, he'd do almost anything for you, and I mean that.
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Here is my JJK Masterlist and my AOT Masterlist in case you want to request, or look for more of your favorite character!
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dhampiravidi · 9 months
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so here's who I think will win:
Wolverine = I think the comic's out, but still. Healing factor, plus his Adamantium claws (unless that's been retconned).
Storm = if she doesn't win, something's wrong. She terraformed Mars & she's fought Thor.
Ghost Rider = I thought somebody else was the Rider at this point, but...yeah.
Taegukgi = I had to look him up. But unless it's a new or full moon, he's vastly stronger than MK. Khonsu'll keep resurrecting MK I guess...?
White Fox = she's OP. She can control people with her voice, absorb life energy & apparently, she never gets tired.
Venom vs. Deadpool is the only interesting/unpredictable one!
Captain Marvel = aside from Cyclops's eye-beams, I'm pretty sure he's physically a regular guy. SUPER PUNCH!
I kinda think Marvel aging Agatha Harkness down is fucked up, but whatever. Also: does Marvel realize that putting out all these upcoming comics featuring the X-Men takes the suspense away from the X-Men vs. Orchis stuff...? Oh, well. I hope you enjoy reading.
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menacetosocietyy · 2 years
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HELLO I AM SORRY TO THE PEOPLE IM SOPPOSED TO DO MATCH-UPS FOR. LIFE DECIDED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE AND I DONT REMEMBER THE SAFE-WORD.
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megadeth-bunni · 2 years
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"It's nothing, We swear"
This is just a little drabble of my pirates self insert and Jack Sparrow, but it could also be interpreted as an x Reader, I will not tag it as one though
Seagulls squawked and cawed as they flew over head, the early morning sun beating down on their long dried clothes and bodies. Ones eyes fluttered open as they awake.
A moment later… 
Screaming 
The other awoke, screaming in response. 
His screaming then got louder and they pulled back, scrambling to their feet, the chain link cuffs holding them together still. 
"Were we-" 
"Suffice to say that yes, we were indeed but-" 
"But it's not like we could help it!" 
"No not at all."
"It was quite cold last night."
"Yes, quite." 
"And I mean-" They lifted their hand, the one being held by the chain, his arm following suit.
"Right!! We simply had no choice!" 
"We were already stuck so close together-" 
"Yes indeed." 
"So we never-" 
"Not at all." 
They quickly straightened themselves, awkwardly looking away. 
"..But-" 
"But?" One turned to face the other, letting a few locks of dreaded hair falling over his shoulder.
"If… perhaps one of us… or- Or both- enjoyed… it, hypothetically of course-"
"Yes, of course. No reason we cannot think in hypotheticals, seeing as we are alone." 
"Right! If we enjoyed it, could we, perhaps…. Do it again?" 
"Well, hypothetically speaking if we did enjoy.. such a thing… yes, I suppose we could…"
"Right.." 
They once again stood awkwardly under the shade of the palm trees. 
"... might I ask…"
He spoke up, glancing over his shoulder at them.
They looked at him, "might you ask what?" 
"Did you.." the corner of his lip quirked up slightly, "enjoy it?" 
"... did you?" 
His smirk fell, his eyes shifting.
"I would never make such an admission, love." 
It was then their turn to smirk, their body turning to fully face Jack, the sand crunching beneath their boots as they approached him.
"Oh, Sparrow~" They cooed, their hand, which was not chained, sliding itself up his.
He gazed down at them, their eyes half lidded. 
Oh how dare they. Merely a day and a half on this island with them and he could feel his chest tightening at the look in their eyes. Those deep, glistening brown eyes that contested the color of his favorite drink.
Yet this intoxication was far more enticing than his usually drunken stupor. Their hand gently found it's way to the back of his neck. 
Oh he was tempted, quite so. 
"Captain?" They muttered softly, their eyes barely closing. 
He inhaled, gently stepping away. 
"Now's not the time for that, love, gotta find a way off this bloody island." 
Their eyes fluttered open, a sweet and gentle gaze settling within them. 
Jack was tempted, thoroughly so, but the tingling in his stomach, which he was quite sure wasn't hunger, gave him pause. 
Perhaps this was… something for some other time. 
"Another time, then." They cooed, they fingers tickling his chest as they slid off his shoulder. 
This was just a self indulgent thing just to help practice my writing but also because i love Jack Sparrow so much and I'm quite sure there will be no other movies with him in them so-
I'm filling a void in my heart LMAOAOAO
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mess of a lesson.
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event | august '23 general requests blurb night
summary | you refused to go before you left, and now you must pay the price.
pairing | soft!dark!daddies!jake jensen and ari levinson x little!reader
warnings | ddlg (two daddies!!!!). uhh, jakey and ari are definitely MAKING her piss/cum so,, dark/non/dubcon perhaps. holding down/restraining. fingering. clit play. anal play/fingering. forced orgasm. squirting+++. watersports: forced wetting (DUH!!!!). so much mocking/degradation holy shit. petnames. praise.
word count | 1,090
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dedication | this fic is dedicated to my angel my bby my sweetie pie ms. @brandycranby, ily my fellow piss enthusiast <33
an | absolutely no one asked for this but. here are my favorite soft daddies acting out my deepest darkest fantasy with sweet little reader, i have been dying to write this smutty trio for soooo long (this is a similar matchup/dynamic to daddy!ari, caregiver!jakey, and wren in egem) and at this point fuck it, here you all go. hope this'll help you understand why i'm down so fucking bad for these guys.
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"No Daddy— please!" You can't tell who your words are directed at as you writhe weakly against Ari's strong set of arms as they hold you firmly with your back against his chest. As much as you struggle, there's no getting out for you as he restrains you on his lap.
"Easy, baby. Don't make this harder than it needs to be," the brown-haired man hums, managing to hold you securely against him with just a single arm wrapped around your waist. "Quit fighting us, honey. C'mon, be a good girl."
"Oh sweetie," your other daddy murmurs as he sits in front of you. Jake's expression is much softer than his partner's, his gaze full of concern and sympathy as he reaches out and strokes your cheek. "Don't cry, pretty girl. We're gonna take such good care of you, right Ari?" he checks in with the larger man who's guiding your legs apart, holding them open with his own.
"Nooo!" you whine as your flimsy little tennis skirt is flipped up and out of the way. Jake takes a gentle hand and runs his fingers up and down your clothed pussy, nodding expectingly as a dark wet patch soon appears.
"Our poor little baby, she knows what's coming," Ari murmurs against your ear as he reaches his free hand down to join Jake's. "Seems like she's getting excited, Jake. What do you think?"
"Think you must be right," Jake agrees as he reaches down, effortlessly ripping the thin strip of fabric covering your burning heat in half. "There," he coos, using both hands to spread you out nice and wide. "Go ahead," he nods to Ari, "let's help our little girl go potty, hmm? Since she can't seem to know when she needs to, herself."
Ari lets out a low, grumbly hum in agreement as his expert fingers find your pool of juices, dragging up some of your slick to hone in on your little bundle of nerves. "There," he smiles as you jerk against both of the men's ministrations. "Keep holding her open for me, Jake. Just like that, shouldn't be long..."
The tips of his fingers burn against your throbbing button as big tears roll down your cheeks. "Don't cry, sweetheart. You asked for this, remember? How many times did we ask if you had to go before we left?" the sterner man demands. Jake watches with his brow raised, thankful that Ari is willing to be firm with you when needed.
"A-... a-... a-a lot, Daddy," you stammer apologetically.
"Mhmm," Ari nods as Jake repositions his hands, giving the man behind you the best possible access to your aching clit, and the best possible view of your soaking cunt to himself. "And only ten minutes into the drive, we had to turn right back around, because someone started crying about having to go potty. Is that right, angel?" he continues his cruel lecturing. You nod, groaning and whimpering as a familiar tightness begins building somewhere deep in your core. "So this is what you get, princess. You know the rules. Naughty little girls who don't go potty when they're supposed to need to be punished."
"That's right," Jake coos regretfully as he shifts to hold the hood of your clit back with one hand, using the other to gently begin prodding at your tiny rosebud as your wetness drips down between your spread cheeks. "This is just to help you learn, sweet thing. Now, are you gonna be a good girl for us, hm? Be a good girl for your daddies, give them what they want?"
"I don't think she has much of a choice," Ari chuckles as he feels your breaths deepening against him. "Look at her, poor little thing. Her tummy's so full, I bet if we just..." You let out a startled squeak as he moves his arm down to press his muscular forearm right against your aching bladder.
"Nooo Daddy! Please, s-stop!" you howl, but Ari only kisses the side of your head as he rubs your clit in faster, tighter circles, watching over your shoulder as Jake presses a single finger into your tight little bottom.
"C'mon cutie, don't fight us," Jake smiles reassuringly as he gently works his digit against your sensitive inner walls, the burning sensation the movement creates nearly unbearable. "Be good and cum for your daddies. What do you think, Ari? Looks like she's almost there."
"Just a little more, right there," Ari sings as he rolls your hardened clit between his fingers, his sadistic grin growing as he sees you nearing the end of your rope. "There it is. Now cum for us, little girl," his voice darkens. At his words, you snap, your back arching off of Ari's chest as you're forced to release against the cruel hands of your torturers. "There you go, baby. Keep cumming. Fuck, this bitch is really making a mess," he laughs.
"There, that's it," Jake croons after him, both of the men completely mesmerized by the sight of you pissing yourself and orgasming at the same time. "Poor baby girl, was holding in sooo much in that sweet little tummy of hers. It just keeps coming and coming, huh?"
"Sure does," Ari agrees as your contractions finally begin to die down, leaving you a whimpering, breathless mess as you lie limply against your daddy out of pure exhaustion. Once the last of the spasming ceases, Ari brings his hand up to brush your hair back from your face, loosening his arm around you to take pressure off your emptied bladder. "Good girl," he soothes, kissing you again against your temple.
You wince as Jake removes his finger from you, using his other hand to reach up and rub your poor little tummy under your shirt. "Easy, cutie. You're okay; you did it, sweetie! You were so good, such a good girl for your daddies."
"Such a brave girl," Ari agrees, sharing a smile and loving glance with Jake. "She's getting better at it each time. Less fighting and tears, she knows what's best. Don't you, baby?" You nod obediently, earning a pleased hum of approval from both of the men.
"Now let's go get you cleaned off, huh sweetheart?" Jake suggests as Ari slowly helps you to your feet. Your legs tremble beneath you as you look down at the puddle on the floor. "Don't worry about that, baby. We'll get it cleaned up. I think your clothes might need a run in the wash, though. What do you say?"
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Hi :)
I was hoping to get an X-Men mashup?
I’m a 20 year old girl. I am 5’9 and in college to be a social worker. I like to knit, crochet, and write in my spare time and I really love listening to music and exploring new music. I also like spending time outside - hiking or going to the beach, especially if I can bring a project with me. I have pretty bad anxiety but we manage (lol) and I’m visually impaired. I also watch a lot of sit ones (like new girl and community and stuff like that). Thank you so much - I hope this is enough info.
Thank you so much for requesting!! I hope you enjoy it!! <33 Thank you again!
X-Men;
Logan Howlett:
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🐺 You were a social service worker for Charles Xavier, helping kids with anything and everything; your job was pretty open-ended, but you loved helping other
🐺 When Logan joined the X-Mansion, well, you thought he was something; tall, brooding, sarcastic, handsome? Yeah, you were hooked
🐺 You were pretty hesitant in speaking to him at first and you didn't know how it happened, but you found yourself talking to him when you couldn't sleep, knitting as you were sitting on the kitchen counter
🐺 He asked about your knitting, in which you spoke about all the other artful things you enjoyed doing, Logan didn't say it out loud, but he found your little rant adorable
🐺 Logan then found himself hanging out with you more, simply sitting near you when you are knitting or crocheting; he'd glance at you at times, before looking back at the tv, playing New Girl
🐺 As your friendship bloomed, so did both of your crushes on each other; he awkwardly, abruptly confessed his feelings to you once, and you were shocked
🐺 Dating, Logan became more protective than he already was toward you, even if you stub your toe; Logan just glares at that wall after that, as if the wall would be intimidated
🐺 Logan humors you when you want to show him your favorite songs, bands, and singers; Logan even shows you music he liked in the end
🐺 You and Logan love hiking and going places in the outside world, riding his motorcycle around, and even dragging Logan to the beach; splashing in the water before relaxing on a towel, writing in your journal
🐺 You and Logan, though a bit different compared to each other, are the perfect match; after all, opposites attract
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DAI x BG3 matchups I need to see. I’m not good at writing crossovers nor am I clever at all. This is very much non-exhaustive and very much not the end point of these characters’ potential interactions with each other.
Karlach + Sera + Iron Bull
The absolute chaos. The absolute CHAOS. A powerhouse. Putting aside Karlach’s demon heritage aside, she and Iron Bull tossing back tankards and swapping war stories as vets that have been dealt shitty hands but continue to chug along despite it. Karlach and Sera connecting over growing up mainly on the streets and having soft spots for little ragamuffins. Plus they all talk about women’s tits a lot. I feel Sera would find Karlach sexy and funny.
Wyll + Cole
Like Solas and Varric, Wyll would take to Cole because he recognizes Cole’s desire to help others, even if his methods are a bit unorthodox. He would recognize Cole’s soul as gentle and kind, and his efforts to atone for the murders he committed in the Tower as proof of his humanity. He will join the Uncle-Dad Duo and complete the Uncle-Dad Trio. Cole would gravitate toward Wyll’s goodness in turn, and probably tell Wyll that him making a contract wasn’t foolish because in the end he saved a city, and if that was his desire, then he committed no sin in doing so.
Solas + Astarion
The messiest shit can only occur, and my messy bitch self wants to see it. Watch as Solas’s upright and stiff demeanor utterly bores Astarion. Watch as Astarion’s selfishness, penchant for violence, and casual disregard for the well-being of others utterly pisses Solas the fuck off. Watch as Astarion yawns or interrupts Solas’s lectures with a “yes, yes, we get it” or the most dramatic eyeroll and overwrought “ugh”. Watch as Solas and Astarion immediately sniff each other out as liars and schemers from first jump and hold each other at a distance, the tension spiking at random moments early in them knowing each other where the other prods at their falsehoods. Watch as Astarion is dumbfounded by Solas expressing his condolences to Astarion upon learning of Astarion’s enslavement to his master, because how could a man who holds such reproach for him still manage to feel pity? ‘It is not pity, but compassion, which you are at liberty to reject. That is your right as a free man, just as it is my right to feel it.’
In the best case scenario, Astarion calms down eventually, teasing Solas but still treating him like that friend of a friend that you grudgingly admit is useful. I think a part of Astarion would find Solas’s penchant dislike of him funny.
Vivienne + Astarion + Dorian
We are all doomed. The haughtiness will be scarcely contained. Dorian and Astarion are definitely flirting. Fucking? Not sure. But definitely flirting and enjoying killing bad guys, playfully arguing over wine, snickering over Solas’s shabby dress.
Shadowheart + Leliana
Tools forged to serve a religious order? Check. Crisis of faith? Check. Subterfuge preferred? Check.
Lae’zel + Cassandra
Soldiers recognizing soldiers. 🫡 ‘Why are the men around me so annoying.’
Minsc & Boo + Cole
Cole might be able to understand Boo! If not his speech, then his little hamster feelings. Minsc might be wary of Cole for the information that he manages to glean from Minsc’s head, but his unquestioned understanding of Boo would probably smooth that bump in the road, right?
Solas + Gale
A friend remarked that Gale would remind Solas too much of himself (prideful, ambitious) and thus they would not get along. There is that. I think that Gale would get a small smile out of Solas every now and then with his quips, because Solas himself is clearly a fan of banter; Gale would provide more of the energy in the same way Dorian does with his and Solas’s more civil banters. Gale and Solas also both hold a great measure of respect and adoration for magic as a force, an element, a piece of entirety that is beautiful for its own existence. Not simply just what magic can do for them as wielders of magic, but what it is and how it does so much to enhance a person’s understanding and interaction with the world, as precious as sight or sound.
Minthara + Iron Bull
Oh she will have him cowed in a goddamn minute. Oh man. Oh no. ‘Yes ma’am’, ‘no ma’am’.
Minthara + Cassandra
Oh this would be so interesting. Disciplined, serious bulwarks with little time for silly little men—Minthara would share Cassandra’s frustration and lack of amusement with Varric, though Cassandra would consider her suggestions to maim him.
Solas + Halsin + Iron Bull
I see potential here. Iron Bull and Solas already have a dynamic of Iron Bull’s “I have a pretty good idea of who you are, and it’s a liar” toward Solas, while Solas grudgingly respects Iron Bull’s strength and mental acumen in the same way you would respect a very intelligent bear—do not draw attention more than necessary, but stand tall lest it smell fear. Halsin feels like a softer Iron Bull, a mediation between the two. Like Iron Bull, his stature and build belies a thoughtful and sharp mind. Like Solas, he sees everything as connected, feeding into the other as part of a system, and would too feel a sense of loss at magic and mundane being so dramatically split as it is in Thedas—an aberration against what is natural. Also like Iron Bull, he’s frank with his sexuality. I’m certain the two would swap stories over booze. The trio would be arguably the three most mature and experienced in a room in any given situation. Not only that, but Halsin is far more actively in touch with his heart and honest with his feelings than Solas or Iron Bull. The latter two very much care about their loved ones, but with Solas it is under the surface and with Iron Bull it’s mixed up in cultural trappings of romance not being a “thing” in his culture, and thus both struggle with their feelings. Halsin however is very much in touch. There is next to nothing obstructing what his head and heart wants. He listens to his heart and he follows it. Solas and Iron Bull could learn a thing or two from him, tbh
Also I feel like Iron Bull, Halsin, and even Solas have a bit of a brat tamer streak in them so there’s that
Also Astarion would outright reject the notion of drinking Cullen’s blood cuz it smells like battery acid.
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hotvintagepoll · 4 months
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Re: the "x actor is objectively the most beautiful" people (sorry Gregory Peck Anon, I'm not picking on you, you aren't the only one) - as I explained to my boomer dad as he was avidly arguing every matchup in the first bracket with me: it's not a beauty contest, it's about sex appeal. We all know that Gregory Peck looked Like That, but is he a funny? Has he ever played a vampire? Can he dance? These are important considerations for the weirdo-lovers who seem to be a huge voting coalition in this poll.
Signed, A weirdo-lover
yes! also, any “objective” standard of beauty is nonsense—I’d have thought we would have gotten over thinking any kind of beauty is The One after years of seeing how beauty standards are shaped by cultural conditioning, marketing, racism, white supremacy, existing ideals, etc, but apparently not. What you think is the “objective standard” depends on when you are, where you are, and who else you’re talking to. The number of men on these brackets is the strongest evidence I have for objective beauty being a nonsense.
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