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YouTuber!Stephanie

Stephanie has a youtube channel (she 100% gives it a name like gotham_after_dark or bat_interpreter) where she follows Batman and mocks him, she definitely also makes content on tiktok and instagram

She’s recording fights with rogues and him interrogating questioning people and doing voice overs in a goofiest growl she can for batman but she also does voices for everyone else (it gets to the point where penguin puts a hit out and is actively trying to expose the youtubers identity bc steph does this terrible whiny british accent when she’s imitating penguin)

She starts her channel right after Bruce fires her from Robin and still does it to this day

Bc if she’s gonna get shit for not being Tim might as well go all the way right?? She’s just doing the opposite of what Tim’s doing or outright copying him depending on which would annoy them the most

Stephanie records batman dangling some guy off a roof for the 37th time this week while going “You said the cheese on the nachos at your restaurant was imported directly from Italy but I saw you…THIS CHEESE IS FROM A GROCERY STORE…in GOTHAM… do you know what batman does to liars??”

Batman’s chasing the joker? Again? Here comes Stephanie with her fucking camera “Joker baby, you know that fight with Cobblepot meant nothing to me” “You know what, Bats? Fight whoever you want!” “Why are you going to Cobblepot’s lair with a grenade launcher? Baby…?” “Well, if the wellbeing of fucking Oswald is sooo important to you, you fucking cheater ☹️ I’m gonna kill him” “HUH” Stephanie’s joker voice is pretty good but she stops when Jason follows her channel after admitting he watches it (however Damian gives zero fucks and edits in his scarily accurate joker impression and will break into Jason’s apartment at random to do his joker impression)

Stephanie’s Duke impression is just her making puns in a bad robot voice and Duke hates it sm bc she’s saying shit like “Don’t signal for backup bc I’m already Signal-ing this ass whooping” “The yellow is the Signal for you to run” “Hey hey hey, night time is when you do this stupid shit rn is Signal Time” “The sun is my Signal to be vigilant-y” “Setting off that alarm should’ve been enough of a Signal for you stop” (Dick made tshirts and Duke refuses to talk to him when he wears them)

You legally have to be a level 79 hater to be a vigilante in gotham so most of Steph’s videos esp after Bruce has pissed her off are just her shitting on batman in a terrible growl “Damn, I’m getting too old for this…my knees hurt so much” “Nightwing thinks he’s funny, asking me if I remember the dust bowl…mf I remember the fucking big bang” “I’m so good at this, I don’t think anyone knows I’m a vampire” “Bruce Wayne owns gotham general and can’t cure Alzheimer’s?? I hate that asshole, I don’t even remember where tf I’m going” “I wanted to be Spider-Man and now I’m this” “Ooh, I’m Batman and I hate fun, happiness, and joy” “Don’t do crime, be like me…perpetually bitchless and breaking kneecaps” “Some people need coffee for a pick me up but I just need to see a purse snatcher piss their pants” “I don’t actually meld into the shadows, I just have Apple Maps and it takes me the long way”

Batman’s fighting or arguing with black mask?  Stephanie has been waiting for this moment so every video with black mask is just her making fun of black mask to the point where there’s barely any batman slander “My real names fucking Roman so I had to go all out with this stupid ass costume…I’m not even a real gothamite, I’m from metropolis” “Sionis…I don’t care… you blew up thirteen hostages” “ITS NOT MY FAULT, OKAY?! Did you know you’re supposed to wash masks? Especially if you wear the same one everyday? Bc I fucking didn’t” “…Sionis…” “THERES MOLD ON MY FACE and this mask smells like ASS” “Everyone knows that, you moron…How do you think I found you? I can smell your stench from damn near two miles away…” “I’m like scary though right??” “No, Sionis, you just have poor hygiene…and issues” “Dammit, I’m like a dollar tree version of two face” “Not quite, what’s lower than that? Dollar tree is too good for you…don’t tell joker but Harvey’s way-”

Stephanie has a two hour video of batman grappling across Gotham just shitting on metropolis and sixty seven minutes of it is just Superman slander in a terrible growl

There’s short clips of cass suddenly disappearing or appearing out of nowhere before and after dismantling someone with the michael myers theme playing in the background (Cass does dramatic flips and landings every time steph records her)

When Bruce complains about the threat to their identities and compromising ongoing missions/investigations, Stephanie (who is purposely trying to piss him off) just looks him dead in eye and goes “Well, you’re not the boss of me sooo” so Tim gives a presentation and shuts down every single argument Bruce makes just to be contrary bc he’s a fucking asshole

Tim only has a problem with it when Stephanie and Damian start working together bc Damian  does concerningly accurate impressions and Damian keeps making Tim sound like a fucking idiot and it’s worse bc he can mimic his speech patterns (“I can’t do this anymore… I’m sad and pasty… Call the fifth robin, you know…the only competent robin…”) 

Like Damian’s repeating one of Tim’s caffeine concoction induced rants about bagels in Tim’s voice while Steph is growling at him to focus in her batman impression

When Tim brings his complaints to Bruce about Stephanie’s youtube account, Bruce cites Tim’s own argument back to him so Tim takes over editing and recording to be an asshole

billiestevies: the question was “why does billy hate lucas so much?” - i think that really probably answers your question in more of a back-story sense, of why was he the way he was. because - his dad.

dacre @ stranger con, chicago (9th oct 22) bonus:

[IDW Sonic #67 Spoilers]

Surge in #53:

Lanolin in #64 to defend Duo, aka the dude she met in the previous day:

Just everyone else from the Diamond Cutters about accept freaking Surge:

Whisper mio angelo... Make your mental health a favor and quit this team, they are just delaying your growth, they DON'T deserve your tears and efforts, they don't value your efforts, they just keep causing you more struggle

3/7/24 - Gemir, Turbinha, and Venomona

well, you can see it!

ok i wanna know if this is normal!! but do you guys "outgrow" most CC creators as time progresses and ur sim style evolves or is it just a me thing...?

This has been said 1000 times by people better than myself but like... damn it always kind of disappoints me that a large chunk of the fandom's idea of "liberating" Squirrelflight from her painful life and marriage is to just... ship her with other characters like "EVERYTHING IS FIXED NOW WITH THIS ONE SCENARIO!" rather than paving a gradual but more authentic path to her inner healing and strengthening self esteem.

Obviously there is absolutely nothing inherently wrong with shipping Squirrelflight with other characters (save for a certain few and you know who 😐) ! Like that's totally fine! But it's just... idk, kind of a disservice to her and the obvious desire from most fans to see her happy to just pack her up with someone they deem better and that alone being a "cure all." Bro put the romance aside! I want to see Squirrelflight rediscovering her love for the hobbies and habits that once brought her joy! I want to see her sharing those things with friends and family because she is proud of them! I want her vibrant and loving spirit to be nurtured and cherished by others, but above all, HERSELF!

i saw sevenseas licensed My Dear Detective: Mitsuko's Case Files, so i went to check it out, and i hate that anilist is very bad with series that dont have a lot of input whether its bc its new or underrated, so u get scores like this. 67% and 78 are not similar at all 😐

during its apartheid years, south africa had one of the strictest media controls in the world. this extended into homes when television was introduced in the country in 1977 (which the government had delayed until that year due to fears of "undue influence"), and when home video came along with it. each videotape that was legally distributed during these years was required to have a notice in the official languages of english and afrikaans that it complied with media censorship laws codified years prior.

(the model for the certificate was likely influenced by the british board of film classification's. by the beginning of the 20th century, the british had brought the template with them to south africa and other former colonies such as india. south africa was probably the only country to use it on home releases.)

this meant that south africans who watched "legal" videotaped movies not only had to sit through commercials and a standard-issue anti-piracy warning, but a federal confirmation that the film didn't feature an interracial couple, among many other things. the total time for the two warnings could reach up to two minutes long - for comparison, the chorus of "oops i did it again" by britney spears is twenty seconds long - but some were rushed through.

this example was taken from a tape of disney's snow white and the seven dwarfs published in 1994, the year apartheid ended. the media censorship laws which required the certificate would be overhauled two years later, though video openings remained similar for a while after.

from under the cork tree is a concept album about one man's ascension to g-dhood/celebritydom. tbh.

George and Marie met before he joined the football team, but after he was on the basketball team. They met on the court. But George’s name is also on the flyer for the school play. To me this implies that they knew each other when they did the play or else they would’ve met in drama club.

So now in my head I’m just imagining George being a kinda sporty guy Y’Know and then his girlfriend is a complete theater geek who is the president of the drama club and when auditions come around she’s like you HAVE to audition and he does and he absolutely loves theater and then they just become a pair of little theater geeks. But he still really likes sports so he tries out for football too lol. But like the idea of Marie pushing him to try theater and him doing it because she’s his girlfriend and he loves her and wants to engage in her hobbies is so FREAKING cute.

Ok ik that last panel was rlly ominous but am I the only who thinks there's a big chance that the way it actually plays out will be funny?? Like, there's no way that Twilight gets compromised because of the loser hospital director of all people. Most likely it'll end up becoming something that reinforces his cover, possibly by invoking sympathy bc he's an innocent victim of jealous bullying (if an sss report counts as just bullying skfjs). Because, as anya heard him think in the job interview arc, one of his mission goals is to be seen as the kind of person who people would never believe is a spy. This will test whether or not he's been successful in doing that, and I think it'll be really interesting to see

But though i think the crisis will be averted and possibly played for laughs, I also think there's a high chance that some part of it will lay groundwork for some future problem/event. There's no way there won't be any repercussions bc of something like this, especially if you consider the angle of yuri getting involved

[IDW Sonic #67 Spoilers]

1- What have I missed? Where did all this beef Kit has with Tails started? When did Kit gone from "I want whatever Surge wants, if she wants to kill Sonic and his friends, then I want help her to kill Sonic and his friends" to "I want whatever Surge wants and, also, I want to kill Tails"?

2- Clutch is BORING!!! And did they really chose to repeat the Shadow/Black Doom deal there?!