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waterloggedsoliloquy · 6 months

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mutual 1: sorry the update for my webcomic this week is a bit late! i really had to rush it so it prolly looks really sloppy lol [some of the most sophisticated comic art ive ever seen]

mutual 2: call me uterine lining the way astarions cervix got me bleeding profusely

mutual 3: do you think nanowrimo will give me a posthumous pity publishing deal if i mention it in my suicide note

mutual 4: okay fine i finally started revolutionary girl utena

mutual 5: does columbo know the service he did for butch lesbians. for all of us

mutual 6: wish you were here [blurry picture set of conifer woods in early autumn evening, taken as if frantically running down a winding trail]

mutual 4: im pretty hardy i dont need the trigger list but thanks for looking out for me guys

mutual 7: good morning lovelies another day the wizard tried to best me and another day i successfully locked him in the spare bathroom lol hope u like drinking shampoo fucker

mutual 8: here is a zip of every yuri manga scan i have and here is a backup in case i get dcma'd. the himejoshi lifestyle will never die

mutual 9: i wish i could go back in time to the shinzo abe assassination and ask to hold the doohickey

mutual 10: here's my essay on how wanting to be loved is the same as wanting to be eaten. three paragraphs in you'll find out that this is 100% tied to an obscure beauty and the beast manga i've been reading lately and how much i want to fuck the beast

mutual 4: oh thats why there was the trigger list.

mutual 11: YOU CAN'T LOCK ME IN THIS BATHROOM FOREVER

mutual 12: why do i have to defend my thesis to people i dont even respect. im not dickriding you just give me the degree

mutual 13: its just me and this scab ive picked into my scalp against the world

mutual 14: my little dragon got glazed and is ready to go into the kiln! everyone wish him good luck!

mutual 3: nvm i am a beautiful genius. perhaps the most beautiful genius of all

mutual 15: i think we should give david lynch rpgmaker and whatever happens happens

mutual 16: kpeyboaatrds brpokem gpuys

mutual 17: also heres my work in progress glossary of mixtec words! i still have a long way to go but i love being able to preserve my roots even in this small way

mutual 4: i just finished the black rose arc. question: what

mutual 18: i need emet-selch to be my wife

mutual 19: i need glados to be my husband

mutual 20: visited the ocean today!!! <3 beach pics!!! there is a darkness growing within me

mutual 21: the forms for my legal name change came in. pls vote in this poll of what my middle name should be: Dill Pickle (Dickle for short), Optimus Prime, Tumblr User Gorgonicteratologist, Smeve

mutual 22: just finished my 100th book of the year! this weeks read was the uses of enchantment by the psychologist bruno bettelheim,

mutual 23: reeses penis butter cups lol

mutual 4: i need to hunt akio for sport

mutual 24: oouugghhrgh. hot. dog.

mutual 25: your favorite character or fictional other would want you to brush your teeth and wash your face so you're well rested and wake up feeling refreshed! make them proud!

mutual 26: being a delivery driver isnt the worst job ive ever had but i do keep wondering what itd be like to drive off into the wild blue yonder one day and not come back

mutual 27: weird dog? [phone picture of critically endangered stork]

mutual 28: i think the two phone line polls in front of my house are having a lovers tryst. no way to prove it tho

mutual 4: WHAT

mutual 29: while you bitches are balduring your gates or finalling those fantasies im doing what a REAL gamer does. playing a b tier rpg that came out in 2004 for the 18th time

mutual 30: ^ real. hamtaro ham ham heartbreak is a masterpiece of interactive art. im not even going to call it a video game at this point

mutual 4: THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?! ANTHY?

mutual 31: can you help me pick which drawing looks better: 34% overlay or 36% soft light?

mutual 32: new video essay out. its called disability in video game narratives: final fantasy 14's most reliable fault. i churned the script out over an all-nighter and my mic crapped out halfway through but by god i did it

mutual 33: my new zine bundle is out! if you buy it you also get a discount on all my game jam games! i really cant wait for you to play them!

mutual 4: yall should watch revolutionary girl utena

#cecil drawls #long post #i love you guys

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indouloureux · 2 years

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A little request for Joseph x Reader. Snippets of sweet pda that Joe initiates (-: Xx

sorry this is short. thank you for requesting! 🤍 (shy!fem!reader, mentions of multiple artists below. pls don't question them or you can just go away)

pda's never been your thing. although maybe because you're too shy.

not everyone judged; some of them thought it was cute that two young lovers kissed in the middle of a sidewalk, held hands in the park, hugged in the cold winter night to replace the lack of coats. some — driven from the bitterness of past pain — , not so much.

so you'd always limited it. luckily for you, he respected that.

pinkie holdings had always been your favorite, though. you like it when he hooks his smaller finger around yours, swinging your hands back and forth, sometimes bringing it up to his mouth to kiss the side of your finger when the people were scattered around to almost desolation.

his was sneaking a kiss to the back of your head. either on dinners when there were too many people and he can sense your nervousness, when you're about to go into a room, when you're or he's about to go to the bathroom, or when he just wants to.

but he does try to steal a kiss or two. on your lips.

the record store's a bit crowded. but it's a given, everything was 50% off and you dragged joseph's ass down in here. so he's following behind you, one of his hands in your pocket as you squeeze through people that switches through shelves and aisles. you hold three imaginary boys to your chest, his other hand gripping the basket with albums hunky dory and folklore.

"do you think they have sex pistols in here?" you ask him. joseph shrugs, apologizing to a little girl he bumps onto. "or do you think they banned it for their vulgarity?"

"love, it's 2022, not the 80's," he laughs jovially. you pull him into another aisle, a less crowded one, vinyls stacked mostly from artists into the metal genre. you don't know why people hate them. "shit, there's a full stack of w.a.s.p. in here."

you take bad reputation into your hands, putting it inside the small silver basket in joseph's grasp. "you can take one. you're paying, anyway. i'm just taking advantage,"

joseph pouts at you, takes the last command and chucks it into the basket. then he sees reflektor by arcade fire behind it, so he chucks it in there too.

when he sees you pout at the sections beside, more rhythm and blues, bottom lip jutted out at the sign that says bruno mars had been sold out, he melts just a little bit. not that he finds your disappointment cute, but your face is. though, only when it's not that serious.

"it's only been ten minutes since the store opened and suddenly bruno mars is gone. how fast are these people?!"

he wraps an arm around your shoulder, not too much pda, but you don't pay attention to it. he rubs your shoulder, your hand lazily carding through other albums. joseph considers taking dijon's absolutely for a try.

giving in into his temptations, he does.

"i'm sorry, baby," he pouts with you. you look up at him, utter disbelief and chagrin in the luster of your eyes. joseph blushes, ears tinted pink, can't help but smile and lean down to kiss your nose. "and- oh! would you look at that. venga boys!"

"you annoy me," you frown deeply. he chuckles, taking the yellow album and putting it in the basket.

succumbing to his next temptation, he leans down to capture your lips in his. it's soft; forsooth, chaste. you giggle softly when his tongue pokes playfully at the ends of your teeth, parting with a small click.

pda two. pg-13, not too scandalous, but it's lovely.

"wha's that for?" you ask lowly, voice dulcet. joseph shrugs, lips twitching when you hook a finger around his chain.

he hums softly when you turn to face him, his hand falling on the crescent of your hip, your own carding through his curls, eyes scanning the sepia littered freckles across his nose and cheeks like they're stars.

"nothing," he smiles softly. "just wanted to."

you slip lover by taylor swift when he wasn't looking.

#joseph quinn blurb #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn x you #joseph quinn x y/n #joseph quinn fluff #joseph quinn fic #joseph quinn fanfiction #joseph quinn

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manicplank · 2 months

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Alright now this one will be dimn but

Head cannons about how they feel about the simps?

hehehehe I like this prompt hehehehehehe

How do they feel about their simps?

Peppino: He's incredibly confused! Who in their right mind would want to [TAUNT SFX] a fat old man like him? He doesn't realize there are people out there that love dad bods. Even without the lust, why are people obsessed with him?? Regardless, he feels a bit honored and flattered.

Gustavo: Oh goodness, people want to do WHAT to him? Hug him and snuggle him? Boy, he would LOVE that! He's so honored that people love him as a person. He feels the love and positivity, and it makes him so happy. By the way, Gustavo, people want to uh... Yeah, never mind.

Mr. Stick: Woah! Ladies, fellas, and theydies* want him, he's shocked! He doesn't necessarily dislike his appearance, but he didn't realize people found him so fine. He totally lets it get to his head. He's just confused as to what a "twink" is. Don't tell him. He can find out on his own.

Pepperman: Finally, he's been recognized for his amazing art. He has a following, his own fan base, and even people making fan art of him. How wonderful! He might flex those muscles just to make them shiver with glee. Oh, how they must worship his greatness!

The Vigilante: WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE??? HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE DRAWING PICTURES OF HIM!!! Oh wait, he has "simps"? Oh, that's a new term to him, but alright. He thought y'all were angry criminals hunting him down. Well, this old man is flattered that people admire him!

The Noise: Heh, more fans, huh? Well, that explains why NTV ratings suddenly shot up. Let him just show off the goods to his fangirls and fanboys and fan-nonbinaries. (Is there a term for that?) He's such a cocky little bastard. Look, but don't touch! *finger guns* (Seriously, don't touch. He bites. Hard.)

Noisette: WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY ARE THEY SIMPING FOR HER AND HER BOYFRIEND??!?!?!? She is totally fuming! At least over his simps. As for her simps, she's totally flattered! She doesn't understand the hype. She's just a simple little lady trying to run her café.

Fake Peppino: Omg people! Him loves people! Can he eats them? No? Boo. :( He's excited that people want to give him hugs and squishes and pets! Yay!!! If only they would come into Bruno's, he pretty pretty promises that he won't try to bite or eat them!!!

Pizzaface: What? He has what now? Simps? Like the Simpsons? Simpletons? Yes, simpletons. Heh. Of course he's to be worshipped. People love pizza, he could imagine they'd love a flying pizza. He's confused on why they keep saying he's hot. He hadn't been in an oven.

Pizzahead: Yes, of course he has simps. I mean, who wouldn't want a piece of that pizza? Ah, to have such loyal fans, he loves it! He's totally flattered and absolutely lets it go to his head. Who would've thought his ego could get any bigger.

Pillar John: Oh, thank God! People want to save him! He's been waiting for so long! Wait, they want to WHAT him??? OHHHH, hug! He thought you said... Nevermind. Please send help! He wants out of this tower without dying!

Gerome: What the [taunt SFX] is a simp? Oh... Heh, neat. He thinks strangers being in love with him is a little strange, but he'll take any love he can get. Lord knows he doesn't get enough of it. Cool. *back to mopping*

** If "theydies" makes anyone uncomfortable pls lmk and I will change it! I thought it was just a silly term that Stick would use to refer to his enby fans.

edited to add that this is what noise considers "showing off the goods" (it wouldn't let me link it)

#pizza tower #noise #the noise #headcanon #pizzahead #noisette #peppino #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #pepperman #the vigilante #mr. stick #pizza tower gerome #pizza tower gustavo #pillar john

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sarahs-secrets2 · 1 year

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Versace on the Floor (Phillip Graves x Reader) 18+࿐♡ ˚.*ೃ

YALLLL the lovely @loneghostwolf made this absolutely breathtaking render for this fic and I couldn't be more obsessed!!! Please make sure you follow and check out the rest of her works!!!

This is sex, money, feelings, die I just changed the song because this one fit the vibe better (don't hate me pls), italics signify an event in the past throughout the fic

Based on Versace on the Floor by Bruno Mars

fem reader! (no use of Y/N)

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: NSFW, smut, pet names, sexual tension, (if I forgot anything pls lmk!)

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Your reflection stared back at you as you finished getting ready before heading down to meet the Commander, your newest catch. He was tall, not the tallest, taller than you though which was all that mattered. He was also very pretty, his blonde hair and blue eyes were fitting for a southern Texas boy. He had money but it wasn't flashy money, he kept it understated. Simple pleasures he indulged in, and you were one of them.

You had met at a bar, your previous date bailing on you, which had left you sipping wine by yourself in an upscale bar you had no business being in anymore. Always the one being the knight in shining armor, Phillip Graves had approached you, saving you from the embarrassment of being stood up. Despite his appearance, he wasn't a douche, he was kind and even made you laugh, which was rare for a man to do.

The night had led you back to his penthouse apartment in the city. He acted as if he was embarrassed for you to see his place, he was much more understated than the penthouse. Graves enjoyed his ranch back home in Texas much more compared to the penthouse he stayed in when in between deployments. Since he was rarely there, the place looked brand new, almost untouched. You weren't one for hooking up with someone you had just met but something about Phillip Graves made you think this wouldn't be the last time you would be seeing him.

You headed downstairs, Phillip waiting for you, looking handsome as ever in his suit. He was back after a long deployment. The two of you had been together going on 10 months, Graves was taking you out for an anniversary dinner, quite the romantic he was. Prior he had sent you to pick out new outfits for the both of you.

“Doll, don't forget this” he waved the black Amex in the air as you were slipping your shoes on to leave,

“Phil, c’mon I don't need that”, you smiled at him, he loved to spoil you and you loved to be spoiled but didn't want to come off as ungrateful.

“If you don't take it, I won't let you leave”, he looked up smirking as he tipped the card in your direction.

“And how do you plan to do that?”, you sauntered over to him, making a point to jut your hips out a little more. As you approached him, his hands wrapped around your waist, burying his face in your neck.

“Phillipppp-” you dragged his name out as he started to place kisses on your collarbone. Instead of using his words, he responded with a light bite on your neck, sucking slightly to make sure he left his mark.

“Want everyone to know you’re mine, you know that? I’ll leave even more if you don't take this damn card and get us some outfits for tonight”, the Texan accent slipping out as he insisted that you let him spoil you.

“Fine, whatever you want” you placed a quick kiss on his lips as you grabbed the card,

“Now that’s more like it darlin’”, he leaned up against the counter as you headed out the door waving bye.

You didn't plan to spend so much money but when the lady at the register said,

“That’ll be $5,625”,

Your jaw dropped and prayed Phillip wouldn't be pissed as you slid the card through the machine. You weren't used to having this kind of money at your disposal, even after being with the CEO of the Shadow Company for so long. He had become quite accustomed to having money, he just didn't spend it, he did enjoy watching you spend it though. Anything you wanted you got, even when you mentioned something in passing. Graves' love language had become gift-giving after he met you.

The restaurant Phillip had picked was of course the nicest one he could find, only the best for you. The two of you finally sat down in a private room he had booked for the night.

“You are so extra, you know that?” laughing as Phillip fixed his tie,

“Hey, if I'm gonna be your sugar daddy, I gotta know when to splurge”, he chuckled as he threw you a wink

“Sugar daddy? Where’d you get that from hmm?”, Phillip Graves as a sugar daddy wasn't something you had ever seen coming, but the idea of him being yours set your senses on fire.

“What ya like it?” his hand began rubbing up and down your leg, creeping farther up your thigh with each stroke.

“You could say that, Commander”

“I like to spoil you, now what’s wrong with that?” his tone had changed and his eyes had gone dark with lust.

“Absolutely nothing”, you whispered as you leaned in to close the gap between you two. Graves taking charge as his hand snuck around the nape of your neck pulling you in. Your hand cupped his face to deepen the kiss. The hand that was once on your thigh had snuck up under your dress to play with the waistband of your thong, lightly pulling it back to allow it to snap against your skin.

“I think we should take this home, yeah?”Graves mumbled against your lips, you nodded your head vigorously in an attempt to get out of the restaurant faster. Neither of you even made it past the car.

Phillip being Phillip, had a driver, which was extremely useful in situations like this. The both of you slipped into the back of the black SUV, luckily the car had a partition that Phillip had closed for privacy. Once the car door closed, he pulled you up onto him to straddle his lap, his hands on your waist holding you firmly in place, slowly rocking you back and forth on his hardening cock. His lips didn't leave yours the whole car ride back to the penthouse.

The two of you stumbled out of the car, Phillip attempting to fix your hair which he had ruined by running his hands through it. You both found your way up to his penthouse quickly, arriving at the door your hands anxiously wrapped around Graves’ back as he fumbled with his keys. The second the door opened you were all over him. Lips connected as you pushed him toward the couch as you fiddled with his tie, too distracted to figure out to take it off properly.

“Hey doll, slow down, I’m not going anywhere”, you could feel him smiling into the kisses, “Let me help you. He grabbed your hand as he sat down on the couch, tugging you down to sit on his lap. He leaned back into the couch, slowly peeling off his suit jacket, giving a sultry smile the whole time. Once he had discarded the jacket he moved to his tie, hooking his fingers above the knot to loosen it. You were getting impatient as you shifted your hips on his lap, causing him to lightly buck up in response.

“Be patient,” he whispered as he pulled the tie over his head, you nodded. His hands went to your hips to hold you in place, as you rested your hands on his chest. Noticing he was still wearing his shirt you tugged at the collar as you started to unbutton the white dress shirt.

Phillip let out a sigh as you moved down closer to his erection as you untucked the shirt to finish undoing the last couple of buttons.

“What’d you say about patience again?” teasing him with his own words as you could tell he was getting tenser with every movement you made. He ignored your comment as his hands began to roam your body, as they eventually landed at the zipper on your back.

“Stand up and turn around for me darlin’”, which you obliged, Graves standing up with you as well. His hands slowly crept down your back before landing at the zipper again. Before unzipping the dress, he began placing slow kisses on your back, each kiss sending a shock through your body. He mumbled something against your back as you could feel the vibrations coursing through you. Your mind too foggy to interpret what he said.

The sound of the zipper finally brings you back to reality as one of Phillip's hands guides the zipper down, and the other rested lightly on your back. Once the dress was finally unzipped he allowed it to drop to the floor. Turning you around and pulling you close to him so you could step out of the dress completely.

“Wow”, Graves’ breathed out, he kicked the dress away, sitting back on the couch resuming the previous position as he pulled you back onto his lap.

“That dress was expensive Phil, you can't just kick it around the floor”, you giggled, your hands rested around the back of the Commander’s neck.

“Doesn't matter, not when I have a pretty girl sitting on my lap right here” shooting you a grin, as you playfully slapped his chest.

“Now, what are we doin’ down here? If I recall, my bedroom is upstairs”, Phillip stood up taking you with him as he grabbed the underneath of your thighs, allowing you to wrap your legs around his waist as he carried you up the stairs.

Graves lightly tossed you on the bed, before crawling on top of you, “Now you gonna let me spoil you tonight doll?”, you nodded as it seemed the Commander's new kink had been revealed all in one night.

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I put my all into this one LOL I hope you all liked it, I lowkey went off from my original plot and got too caught up with sugar daddy Graves

#Spotify #phillip graves smut #phillip graves x reader #philip graves x reader #phillip graves #phillip graves cod #warren kole #cod graves #cod mw2

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arminswife12 · 2 months

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Just the way you are

Chris sturnolio x reader fluff

No warnings just a fic about Chris dedicating a song to you :)!

A/n: this is my first fic ever pls give feed back ik this is kinda bad and cringe 😞

You and Chris were going for a late night drive like usual just blasting music and enjoying the night sky with no destination in mind. You and Chris have been dating for 5 months and this is a routine for you guys, where you guys drive at night enjoying each others presence and the night while blasting music.

“Y/n can you put on our playlist” Chris says, you and Chris created a playlist for these late night drives. This is part of your guys’ love language just blasting songs youve dedicated to each other. Chris loved physical touch but he isn’t the best with his words so he caught you off gaurd when the song “just the way you are” by Bruno mars starts playing and he’s singing the lyrics while staring into your eyes. He stops at a red light and inches his face close to yours while singing along with the song “her lips, her lips I could kiss them all day if she’d let me” you giggle and kiss him and when the light turns green you move his face to look at the road in front of him.

For the rest of the night you guys enjoyed each others company with cheesy love songs playing in the background.

#fiction #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #nicolas sturniolo #fluff #chris fluff #fanfic #matthew sturniolo #sturniolo x reader #chris x reader #sturniolo fanfic #cars #late night thoughts #bruno mars

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abellaheart-blog · 2 years

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Lord Jesus you gotta give me a piece of this. Bella, what are the sluttiest and most perverted things the bucci gang members have ever done? (i.e: public masterbashawn, etc) Headcanons pls

Omg thank you for this ask 😩😩😩💓 sorry it took me a while to get to. You’re in for it now because I have so many headcanons. Everyone prepare themselves because I’m about to turn up the heat 🔥

Important Note: I didn’t add Abbacchio because I don’t see him that way. I did add Trish Una because she’s part of the gang in my book and she’s my wife. Also characters are all aged up

Bucci gang Most Perverted Secrets & Sluttiest Actions

Headcanons 🔞 NSFW

Fugo Panacotta

He’s shy and awkward but look how sexy and attractive he is. He’s also gentlemanly too. He’s definitely got people chasing him.

That being said I think the most shameless and sluttiest action he’s ever done was sleep with someone he’s tutored. I feel it in my gut. He’s definitely done it.

He doesn’t teach piano lessons anymore due to the reason above

I think he has a collection of sex toys too. Cock rings, dildos, and some other ones that go into some crazy kinks. He reveals it to whoever his bedroom partner is

He’s totally checked out sexy nerds and flirted in hopes of eventually hooking up

Look at that suit and tell me he doesn’t want to draw some attention. Real talk, I’m sure he showed off the hickeys without realizing it. He gets embarrassed about it. He’ll ignore it and go to a restaurant like that without a care in the world after he gets over the embarrassment

Fugo doesn’t care if his thong is showing. It’s obvious he’s wearing one. It’s gotten him plenty of attention. He bought his from an expensive online store. They’re either black, red, or purple. Narancia and the others get grossed out. Especially Mista and Abbacchio.

He watches porn with student and teacher scenarios. He also watches sexy librarians masturbate. However he watches these at libraries in private areas.

He carries strawberry flavored lube

He’s had sex with an enemy once but it was hate sex. He only did it because they were coming onto him and he was horny, wanting to blow steam

Fugo masturbates in the morning sometimes thinking about this one hot professor he used to have a crush on. She was beautiful and wore clothing flattering to her figure. Someone he hooked up with left their undergarments behind that happened to be the same type as said professor. He keeps it somewhere secret

Guido Mista

The sluttiest out of the entire gang. We don’t slut shame, we slut appreciate Mista ❤️❤️❤️

This man is such a huge flirt he’s always having one night stands when he goes out at night.

One time during a mission he hooked up with a girl and got into the back of her car with her. Giorno and Narancia caught him and dragged his ass back to the mission. Narancia jabbed him in the stomach and Giorno gave him a hard time since their mission was important.

Mista has woken up between two girls in his bed and did not remember the night before. This has happened multiple times.

He keeps a condom in one of his boots most of the time, depends on how risky the mission is

He masturbates in the shower because he’s too lazy to clean up his room if he makes a mess.

He doesn’t care where he’s at if he’s having car sex. The most public places being at club parking lots, movie theater parking lots, and fast food parking lots but in those cases it has to be at night since he doesn’t want kids seeing

He’s masturbated at Lebeccios restaurant before. It was in the restroom of course

He’s been in an orgy on rare occasions

He’s definitely sneaked peeks at women if he gets the chance. Like he’s a bit of a pervert and if he likes what he sees he’s staring. He will think about them when he’s masturbating without a doubt

Mista has most definitely slept with the enemy if they were sexy and hot. He feels no shame.

Mista wears men’s thongs too, he don’t care who see’s. He’s too confident

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno is pretty popular and sometimes he uses it to his advantage to get a hookup. Even if it ends up with him paying for a hotel.

Bruno likes guiding the hand of the person he’s flirting with to his chest then unzips his top to show off the rest of the lace downwards..

He has had sex in an alley multiple times. He gets away with it because of his stand

He has used his zipper abilities to snatch the panties of the person he hooked up with. He feels very lucky if it was lingerie or lacy.

Bruno is a panty sniffer

Bruno masturabates with said panties

He has had sex at clubs and parking lots before

Bruno likes wearing different lace under his outfits because he looks forward to the reaction of any bedroom partners

He has a modest collection of dildos he doesn’t want anyone knowing about

Trish Una

She has slept with rich boys on multiple occasions. They have to really impress her for her to be interested. She keeps their numbers in her diary for whenever she’s in the mood. A sort of list if you will

She has a similar list for women too

She loves putting on a show for whoever she’s flirting with at the club

She has worn lingerie and angel wings as a costume. She totally did it to get a hook up

Trish will only have sex in the back of limos and sports cars but she does make acceptions to luxurious cars as well

She’ll wear one bra size down and panty size smaller because one, it makes her feel sexy and two, sometimes she has a dildo in her. She goes into public with it secretly on because it gets her going. When she’s close she’ll masturabate in the dressing rooms or restrooms of nice restaurants.

She has masturbated in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret multiple times

She likes huge designer bags because there’s room for a few sex toys.

She likes hello kitty or other Sanrio character sex toys

All her sex toys are pink, including the fuzzy handcuffs she uses on her partners

Giorno Giovanna

He has had sex in hotels during the day on multiple occasions, with the window open

He has masturbed with his window open before without a care in the world (RIP his fan girls/fanboys)

He’s had handjobs at restaurants underneath the table during a date. He’s good at hiding it but he’ll “cough” sometimes.

Giorno has had sex under a bridge before, it was at night time

He has had hickeys revealed thanks to his boob window and doesn’t care who see’s

Giorno likes going to the beach and having fun in the changing tents if they caught his interest

He likes using his stand to create flowers with aphrodisiac affects for himself or his partners

Sometimes Giorno has hidden condoms or sex toys that are turned into one of his ladybug broaches

He sometimes accidentally gets glimpses of people fucking in alleys when he’s used his tree growing ability to go onto roofs. If it catches his interest or he’s feeling horny he’ll watch

When he wakes up late next morning and he’s a disheveled mess he doesn’t care if he has to get to work like that. Messy braid, lip prints, scratches, or hickies? Oh well

Narancia Ghirga

He definitely has porn magazines under his bed

He has also hate fucked an enemy during a mission but unlike Fugo he’s done this multiple times. He hasn’t gotten caught thanks to his stand

He’s got one serious knife kink. He doesn’t need a sex toy he’s got a separate collection of pocket knives specifically for his knife kink

He’ll only masturbate if his tangerine, orange, or a lemonade scented wax warmer is on

He likes to masturbate in front of a mirror too but only the one in his room

He secretly wears thongs but unlike Fugo and Mista he is more decent about it. Narancia also wears leather undergarments hidden under that clothing too.

He’s gotten a BJ in a movie theater before

He’s also had sex in the bathroom stalls of a theater and in a janitor closet

Narancia’s magazine stash is dirty like he accidentally got some of them filthy, don’t touch them for your own sake

He has most definitely had sex in alleys before. He’s thankful his stand allows him to detect others but unlike Bruno he don’t care half the time unless it’s children or police.

Narancia has received blow jobs under tables at restaurants but he whimpers and begs for sex in his partners ear

His nudes were leaked thanks to a shitty ex of his. No one in the gang knows and he’s thankful for it

He gets turned on by the smell of coconut and mango

He once received nudes from a hook up and sexted. He keeps the photos in a special file

He perchased lingerie for a girl once and was sure to pick it up after ordering it online. Unbeknownst to her he masturbated with them before giving them to her. He couldn’t help himself he thought it looked sexy

#request #jjba headcanons #not sfw #dividers not mine #bruno bucciarati smut #giorno giovanna smut #guido mista smut #narancia ghirga smut #buccigang #fugo panacotta smut #trish una smut #not sfw themes

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mxcahyuxinluvvvr · 10 months

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Bruno Bucciarati x Bimbo! black!Reader

This is my first time writing hcs so I hope their good

Fem reader

-At first he was a little bit it concernd by the way you dress but now he’s more comfortable with the way you dress now that you guys are dating.

-gets jealous when the others flirt with you

-like this man is infatuated with you he’ll literally kill anyone for you

-bro brag to the others about how he pulled the most beautiful girl ever in this town.

-he could not keep his hands off you like he loves your waist, your face, your thighs, everything

-He is way too overprotective, he will not let nobody touch you

-his contact name for you is: My love<3 -if you’re a stand user, he will absolutely get terrified. He will not let you fight because he’s worried that you’ll hurt yourself and he will never forgive him if something like something bad happened to you

-The Bucciarti absoulty LOVES you

-I am a FIRM believer that Narachia and Mista are HUGE simps for you and Fugo will literally have to pry them off of you.

You are decide to make snacks for the bucciarti gang because you felt like they deserve a little break and that they deserve a break,You had gotten into your pink hello kitty bmw and drove to go see them. Let’s just say they were so happy that you had made snacks for them “THANK YOU Y/n” Narachia and mista yelled “GET OFF OF HER YOU DUMBASSES” Fugo yelled draging them off of you,they were really happy to say the least

-his lock screen is a picture of you and your pet.

- He loves you more than anything.

-Your probably friends with Trish

-His room is most likely filled with stuff you have given him or you probably left it at his house by accident and he always forgets to give it back.

-once he stayed the night at your place and left with a hello kitty hair clip and everyone noticed but didn’t tell him until Giorno told him and he was so embarrassed about the whole thing he made the whole gang not bring it up again

-he’ll take you on cute little dates like to the park, the beach, the movies, and sometimes the zoo ( he likes to show you the turtles) (hehe see what i did there😉😏😗✌🏾)

ok I’m done,I’m tired as hell💀

Pls send request😭🙏🏾

#bruno bucciarati #bruno bucellati x reader #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba headcanons #jjba golden wind #black reader #bimbo reader

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gamerbearmira · 7 months

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Giant mermaid au

Yo...For the giant mermaid au can we pls see more of Antonio with his human buddies, maybe they're like giving him a piggy back ride lol and trying to feed him without him biting.

I hope it's not too much but can we also see giant mermaid isa, agustine and Bruno haven't seen them yet lol

Questions

So Agustin being the one to talk to humans, is he sorta the expert on them is he asked questions about them?

What do the sirens do? What's their routine, guppies sometimes go to the groto daycare and most adults go hunting or defending the area. I'm just curious how the community runs or just what it's like lol. What do the madrigals family do everyday?

Do Mirabel and Isa still have beef?

Tiny madrigals au

High fives 🥹

Heh quite alot, hopefully not too much of a bother I love your stories and your drawings 😎

OF COURSE‼️‼️‼️

Also I never explained or said it but. Antonio, along with other guppies, really only like one human from the ship they encounter. You know Milo, from Atlantis. Yeah, the human is basically like that dude, a linguist. He can understand the guppies, to an extent, so they like him. The guppies simply tolerate the other humans. They can’t get close or. They will get bit 💀💀

And yes. I have yet to draw the other siren Madrigals shhhhhh

Agustín isn’t an expert, but he definitely knows a whole lot more than the others in the community. He often will debunk the things that just straight up aren’t true. He is bombarded by guppies and younger sirens on a daily basis. They’re always asking him questions about human, but he doesn’t mind. He thinks it’s funny how interested they are, seeing that he in no major way, is he against humans entirely.

As for the sirens???? I guess it depends on the family. Guppies do go to the daycare though. They actually sleep in there most of the time, they rarely are in their family cave to sleep, because of how small they are compared to grown sirens. They’re picked up n the morning, go back in the afternoon, then they can free roam, and then their parents usually drop them off at night. Hence why there are always the caretakers at the Grotto.

The adults, most of the time, are hunting for some kind of food. Defending surprisingly isn’t a major priority. That job is typically left to jellyfish, you know like box jellyfish, considering how close jellyfish and giant sirens have been for decades. Some adults are farming, but it’s not for like sea animals; it’s for those giant shells that are used for guppies. They’re cultured and selectively breaded specifically so they can be used for guppies. And it’s not just like clams, it’s oysters, mussels, any kind of shell like that. Humans actually try and find these farm, because sometimes, though it’s rare, giant pearls can form within the shells. Pearls mean nothing to giant sirens, they hold no particular value, so they’re kind of just put into the family’s treasury and they move on with their lives.

Madrigals is very similar to what they do in canon. Just going around helping whoever needs it. Gifts??? I never really decided if they were a thing, but I’m leaning towards no??? Honestly them helping around is enough, and since they’re underwater, a lot of the gifts serve no real useful purposes to giant sirens. They!re very capable, and have no need for anything special.

And no! They don’t have beef. It’s more like a friendly sibling rivalry. You know, play fighting, talking smack, stuff like that. Alma doesn’t really play favorites in this AU. So nothing driving them apart. Isabela was actually the one who carried Luisa and Mirabel around in their shells when they were little, so she’s quite close with Mirabel.

Tiny Madrigals, but it’s just these two

AND I’M GLAD YOU LIKE MY STUFF‼️‼️ I LOVE MAKING IT 👹👹👹

#my asks #my asks are open #encanto #encanto au #au #encanto antonio #encanto isabela #encanto agustín #encanto bruno #giant siren AU

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miracles-and-butterflies · 5 months

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when are we going to find out who is Bruno's kids in the papa Bruno au pls I am dying to know /j

Simple answer: nobody had asked.

I mainly (albeit with a few exceptions for things I am really interested in) post stuff for AUs as and when people ask for it.

The Papa Bruno AU kinda just fell under the radar. Which is weird considering the poll had over a hundred responses. Same with my next gen AU (that poll had a ridiculous number of responses too - where did these people come from? 😂) but then very few engage with it.

I digress, let’s continue with the next part of the story.

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“Eww.” Camilo whined. “Why are we here?”

“I thought you were proving how you clearly aren’t Bruno’s kid?” Dolores inquired, pushing her brother aside.

“I am,” Luisa insisted.

“You’ve taken us to the nursery.” Dolores deadpanned.

“Exactly.”

“What? What do you mean ‘exactly’? This doesn’t make any sense!”

“I don’t want to be anywhere near that burden. She’s caused enough damage for one evening.” Isabela grumbled, crossing her arms.

Luisa just smiled. “Wait here a moment.”

She carefully opened the door and slipped in with the candle. The trio watched from the doorway as she crouched down beside the bed, Mirabel stirring from the light.

“Mirabel?” Luisa asked. “Sorry to wake you up, hermanita, but I need you for something.”

The girl yawned, blinking her eyes open and turning to the clock. “Luisa, it’s past ten. You really should be asleep by now. Or else you aren’t going to get the necessary amount of sleep.”

“I know, I know, I’ll go to bed after.” She pointed to the others. “I need you to show them your birthmark. Our ones.”

Mirabel sat up. She squinted, trying to work out who. It was too dark for the colours or any distinctive features to stick out - the light of the candle didn’t extend far enough to the door. But she vaguely pinpointed the silhouettes of Isabela and her cousins.

“…I don’t really want to show them my hips.”

“Just one of them? Dolores?” Luisa tried.

So that’s how Isabela and Camilo ended up locked out of the nursery, impatiently waiting. While Dolores inspected birthmarks.

Luisa had been harping about hers for the last hour and it hadn’t really made sense why it was an argument against her being Tío Bruno’s mysterious kid, until she was stood beside Mirabel.

Because they were almost identical.

Above Mirabel’s right hip there was a tiny dark brown patch and on her left was a larger, lighter brown patch. Luisa’s sizes were reversed and just slightly bigger overall (given her being twice Mirabel’s size), but the exact same colours and placement. Her right had a large dark brown patch, while her left had a small, lighter brown one.

Dolores also vaguely remembers toddler Luisa going around and asking if anyone had the same birthmarks as she did, and had been very disappointed when the answer was no. And then her sheer delight when her new baby sister had the same ones.

“See? We have to be sisters.” Luisa declared.

Dolores sighed. “Okay, fine. I believe you. It can’t be you either, though there was probably easier ways to prove it than that; you two are sisters.”

Then pulling a sleepy Mirabel into a tight hug. “Thank god. I would literally throw myself off the mountains if I wasn’t.”

“Luisa, that’s a bit dramatic.”

“No, it isn’t! You just don’t understand, Dolores! You don’t have a sister and you never will!”

#encanto #encanto papa bruno au #ask me anything #luisa madrigal #dolores madrigal #mirabel madrigal #isabela madrigal #camilo madrigal #bruno madrigal #my writing

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boomboxboi · 6 months

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feeling sad and lonely, pls spare some found family crumbs (about the part 5 gang ofc)

Crumbs? I’ll just give you the whole loaf!

I hope you feel better soon though

Bruno Bucciaratti

When Leone is sad, he will just silently sit in a room while they listen to smooth jazz music.

They might drink a glass of wine together but never more than one glass.

They always end their moment of silence together with quoting noir detective films.

When Fugo is upset, Bruno will ask him about his current read.

He then just listens as Fugo talks about whatever book he’s reading like it’s a lecture from an expert.

Bruno makes sure to always engage in asking questions to show his genuine interest in Fugo’s interests.

Bruno doesn’t have to do much for Narancia when he’s in a bad mood.

He just takes him out for gelato and listens to whatever is troubling Narancia.

Then he gives advice if need be.

Mista can be a wild card at times.

If he’s upset over his phobia, Bruno always reassures him that things will be fine.

If it’s anything else, he gives Guido a bit of money to go on a small shopping spree.

Giorno is hard to tell when he’s upset, he always seems so neutral.

When he is upset, and Bruno catches onto this, he makes sure to take Giorno out to a museum.

They go to enjoy the scenery and learn interesting facts together.

Trish is easy to comfort.

They go out for gelato, much like Narancia, and then they just talk about whatever is on their mind.

Bruno also offers her advice if she requests it but it usually just ends up with him listening to her.

Leone Abbacchio

To cheer Bruno up, Leone will try to surprise him by drawing a bubble bath.

He’ll make sure to have the lighting dim and candles lit with smooth jazz playing.

He then lets Bruno have his space and makes sure that, under NO circumstances, anyone bothers Bruno.

Fugo can be difficult to cheer up and Leone isn’t always sure what to do.

He will try and get Fugo to burn off his excess anger by sending him on errands (and tagging along behind him).

This somehow works but Leone isn’t sure why.

Narancia is easy.

They already have a routine of gardening together and Narancia venting or staying silent.

These moments are very grounding for the both of them.

When Mista seems antsy, Leone will try and get snacks for the Pistols.

The thought seems to always relax Mista enough and he seems less on edge once the Pistols have eaten something.

Otherwise, he ignores him, because he knows Mista can work his issues out without his help.

Despite how much Giorno pisses Leone off, he does care for his well-being.

If Giorno is genuinely upset by something, he can usually tell right away (unlike the others).

He helps by giving Giorno space and not antagonizing him further.

Trish is still a mystery to Abbacchio.

She seems extremely capable so other than going makeup shopping with her, he doesn’t think there’s much else he can do to cheer her mood up.

He has surprised her with anonymous flowers (from the garden he and Narancia work on) and that always seems to brighten her mood.

Pannacotta Fugo

To cheer Bruno up when he’s visibly upset, Fugo will clean and organize the house.

A tidy place makes a happy face.

He lets Abbacchio handle the bathroom, however.

Leone is difficult for Fugo to read.

He seems in a perpetual bad mood so he’s never sure what to do other than to give Leone his space. Narancia and Bruno seem to know how to cheer him up so he leaves it to them.

But he does take over Leone’s chores if he seems to be having a rough day.

Narancia is easy for Fugo to handle.

Usually, he comes directly to Fugo and tells him exactly what he needs to feel better.

It’s usually along the lines of going out for a walk so he can let Aerosmith fly while they talk about everything and nothing.

Fugo doesn’t attempt to cheer Mista up because he thinks that Mista’s worries stem from irrational thoughts.

He will usually just help Narancia out with the plans for cheering Mista up.

This involves playing games together and then Narancia and Mista ganging up on him.

Fugo has no problems with cheering Giorno up.

He will just share his favorite books with him and they have an in-depth discussion.

No one can keep up with these conversations except the two of them.

Whenever Trish seems down, Fugo surprises her with a poem.

It’s always a poem about things that cheer her up.

Music, flowers, and general flattery but never flirty.

Narancia Ghirga

Whenever Bruno seems upset, Narancia will tell him silly stories until Leone has his bath set.

He always wants to try and make Bruno laugh even though he knows that Bruno will give a fake laugh just so Narancia doesn’t feel bad.

He will help Fugo clean up around the house when Bruno is in the bath, though mostly just lets Fugo do the work while he points out dirty spots that need cleaning.

Leone and Narancia have an unspeakable bond so Narancia knows how to cheer him up right away.

He makes his coffee just how he likes it and will silently garden with Abbacchio.

They don’t talk much but the silence is always appreciated.

Fugo is also someone Narancia shares an unspeakable bond with.

While he can’t have intellectual conversations with Fugo, he knows how to make him unwind and invites him to go do something.

Anything works as long as they go out together, be it dancing, cloud gazing, or for simple walks.

Narancia also knows how to cheer Mista up.

Silly shenanigans that often come at the expense of others.

Nothing that outright harms anyone and only causes mild annoyances- and Fugo seems to be the target of these shenanigans.

Giorno often will be teased by Narancia.

It’s never anything big but he’ll point out how Giorno is younger than him and how he’s going to be like a big brother to him.

Which always earns a smile from Giorno.

Narancia usually will spend time with Trish when she’s upset by teaching her dance moves.

They also go out for walks and talk about their upbringings.

They both find a lot of solace with one another.

Guido Mista

Bruno will be given various foods that Mista made him.

He hopes that maybe good food will cheer Bruno up.

It does contribute to improving Bruno’s mood.

Leone will also be treated with a nice meal.

Though, Mista always makes him something more filling like a stew.

He never hears Leone complain about it so he assumes it helps.

With Fugo, Mista will give him his space.

Narancia usually knows how to cheer him up so he doesn’t feel the need to intervene.

He does try and give him words of encouragement and song suggestions.

Cheering Narancia up is easy work.

Good snacks, good cuddles, and silly games.

If Narancia seems to be in an exceptionally foul mood, Mista makes sure to listen to Narancia’s worries and reassures him that he’s there to help.

Giorno is easy to cheer up for Mista.

He simply asks Narancia to have some flowers and then gifts them to Giorno.

The plants always seem to brighten Giorno’s mood up and then they talk about whatever is on their minds.

Mista isn’t sure how to cheer Trish up.

She seems like a mystery to him but he does try by making jokes.

Sometimes the jokes work and sometimes they fall flat.

Giorno Giovanna

Giorno cheers Bruno up by reassuring him.

He helps ease his worries by coming up with solutions that are easy to follow.

He then helps Bruno follow through with the plans that they establish.

Leone often feels like a lost cause for Giorno.

He seems to just actively hate him but Giorno does his best by staying out of his way if he’s in a particularly bad mood.

He has figured out how Leone likes his morning coffee and sometimes makes it for him.

Fugo and Giorno spend time reading books, discussing what they’ve read, or going out to historic locations.

They both seem to enjoy the in depth conversations that they have and it usually melts away their worries.

They are also both fond of fact swapping because knowledge is power.

Narancia seems to have either great days or bad ones and he’s never sure what to expect.

The bad ones are often dealt with by the others so he never has to do much.

But he does occasionally turn objects into little critters for Narancia or grows flowers for him.

Mista always seems happier when be consciously makes an effort to avoid the number four.

He doesn’t understand why this number bothers Mista but decided that questioning it isn’t worth the effort.

His effort is better spent just respecting Mista’s boundaries.

Giorno isn’t sure what to do for Trish because she seems capable.

But he will remind her that she can follow her dreams and has everyone’s support.

He will also offer her hugs and she does take him up on that and it does cheer her up.

Trish Una

Still new to the group, Trish isn’t sure how to cheer everyone up but with Bruno she learned that he enjoys having time to decompress.

She got him some spa supplies (which Leone uses when he draws Bruno his bath).

And she also got him some scented oils for his room.

Leone seems to be always angry or downtrodden but Trish figured out that he likes a glass of wine and silence.

She got him a nice bottle of Sauvignon and new noise canceling headphones.

He uses the headphones often and will enjoy a glass from time to time.

Fugo is usually gifted notebooks and nice pens from Trish.

He regularly uses them and appreciates that Trish is thoughtful with the pens she gets him.

She advised him to write his frustrations down on the pages and then burn or rip them up.

With Narancia, she figured him out quickly.

They spend quality time together and discuss whatever problems they both have.

She also encourages Narancia to treat himself with respect because he is deserving of it and those words always help boost his mood up.

Mista usually gets on her nerves, but Trish can’t deny that he’s like a big brother to her.

When he’s upset, Trish will go out of her way to cook for him, as it seems he’s always cooking for everyone else.

Even though the food isn’t as good as Mista’s, he appreciates the effort quite a bit and always reassures her that the food is delicious.

Giorno is almost as new as she is to the group.

Because of this, she often checks up on him to make sure he’s doing okay.

Even though Giorno always says he’s fine, Trish goes out of her way to make sure no one gives him a hard time.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #jojo headcanons #trish una #they are everything to me

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bewilderingbog · 1 month

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Sims 4 Blorbo Edition

decided to make 8 of my top blorbos and put them in a household together.

this household consists of:

Mario Mario (Mario Series)

Luigi Mario (Mario series)

Dr. Two-Brains/Steven Boxleitner (Wordgirl)

Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Hershel Layton (Professor Layton)

Discord (My Little Pony)

Hunter Deamonne (The Owl House)

Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake)

(was also gonna include Donald Duck before I realized that I had one too many blorbos to put into a household, but idk how i would go about a humanized donald anyway so it's fineeee i guess)

so far!!!!!

Everyone went inside the big house that i moved them into, except mario, luigi, and hershel who stood outside and talked for a while :]

dtb (dr two brains) did something to tick simon off!! simon now has the festering grude, and hurt sentiments for dtb!! (you two have so much in common pls get along)

everyone keeps getting embarassed!!!

and then discord kissed dtb's hands, and dtb gave discord a rose in return. love wins ig

#dr two brains #discord mlp #mario #luigi #hunter toh #bruno madrigal #simon petrikov #professor layton #the sims 4 #sims blorbo edition

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manyfandomocs · 13 days

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You know, I feel like we definitely need to talk crossovers at some point… Glee, Descendants, Wizarding World, whatever you want, I feel like our OCs would go so good together. 🤭

Okay in a strange turn of events considering what I asked you, I ended up overwhelmed by all the options I first immediately thought of?? But here is the big List pls tell me anything else you can think of I love anything and everything

And I left most of these vague on whether it’s platonic or even romantic so?? Lmk!!

Glee

Audrey + Beatrice (Bea would absolutely adore her, she’d love Audrey so much and think she’s so great)

Audrey + Carrie (Honestly this is mostly fc bias cause of Dumplin’ but I do think they’d be fun. Carrie is a bitch tbh but she can be a nice bitch, she’d question Audrey’s taste in Finn a little though)

Audrey + Felicity (Felicity is so kind and sweet to everyone she would welcome Audrey so fast)

Audrey + Giselle (Giselle is always welcoming she is usually the clubs mom friend she would love her)

Audrey + Saoirse (You know how Rory got attached to Sam a bit for American life, I think that’d be Saoirse and Audrey)

Audrey + Scott (I think this is one that would have a little buildup cause Scott isn’t a dick but he isn’t offering a bunch of friendliness right away either. But he does get really close to Coach Beiste and I see that being their in)

Audrey + Xavier (He’s a menace and annoying and he’ll flirt with her way too much but he means well)

Audrey + Zeke (Cousins! Zeke would love her! He’d also wanna fight anyone being mean he is a chill skater boy but also that’s his favorite person)

Leo + Ashton (As a baseline Ashton hates jocks except he doesn’t he thinks they’re hot. I think they’d have such an interesting dynamic tbh with Ashton’s attitude and them both being closeted)

Leo + CJ (CJ would think he’s so cool. He’d probably wanna talk his ear off tbh but I think he’d like Leo a lot)

Leo + Giselle (I love me some MLM/WLW solidarity these two can be that that’s the thought process. Plus he likes her brother so she’s supporting that)

Leo + Leonard (They’re both Leo’s I don’t have too much thinking here tbh. Leonard will make him pastries and probably have a crush on him tbh)

Leo + Scott (Hockey teammates hockey teammates. Scott would at least be more likely to talk to him quicker than some other crossovers because of hockey but he’s also like so singularly focused on hockey until the New Directions makes him open up so, it’d be rough but I’m so here for them)

Leo + Xavier (Also hockey teammates! Xavier would be chill with him for sure. Both from different states and having to deal with Lima weirdness, though Xavier would definitely seem more like the other assholes on the team but he’s chill really)

Parker + Ashton (Ashton would be so chill with them. He’s got his little skank bad boy rep so Parker is definitely up his alley to hang)

Parker + Carrie (Unexpected duo. Carrie is popular and ambitious and bitchy but?? I feel like she’d like Parker. Maybe cause they don’t give a fuck I feel like she’d respect that)

Parker + CJ (CJ thinks they’re the coolest person ever he will be wanting to copy their look and everything else. The ideal person to him)

Parker + Jasper (Idk i think Jasper would like Parker a lot he would be down for their whole vibe)

Parker + Steve (I don’t have too many thoughts I just think Steve could be into them and their whole thing)

Parker + Xavier (Honestly their storyline with Puck would just also work with Xavier though he’s more accepting)

Bruno + Ashton (I just like giving Ashton crossovers. I think it’d take a little bit but Ashton would definitely be into hanging out)

Bruno + Carrie (I think Carrie would end up liking Bruno a lot, she’s here to have one favorite New Directions member and it’d be him)

Bruno + Christina (I truly have no basis for this I just think they’d be so fun together)

Bruno + Isadora (I feel like they could hatch a plan together, be a little mischievous to get Mike and Tina to date them instead)

Ivy + Ashton (Honestly anyone that goes against the grain is cool with Ashton. He’d be down for her)

Ivy + Beatrice (She would think she’s so cool oh my god, number one fan she’s so impressed by her existence)

Ivy + Isadora (They are so similar I love it. Isadora would be so okay hanging out with Ivy and tbh after she stopped being friends with Santana and Brittany I see her being like “Ivy is my best friend now bye”)

Ivy + Sophia (Sophia would respect her sm. She is constantly arguing with people cause of Kurt so she would love Ivy standing up to people)

Ivy + Steve (Steve loves Broadway and would be amused by how outspoken she is so I think they’d end up being pretty chill

Bailey + Ashton (Honestly the idea of a little southern belle type befriending an asshole like Ashton is just really good to me)

Bailey + CJ (He has a crush on her. I have no doubt he has a crush on her. A very big embarrassing crush he would think she’s so great)

Bailey + Isadora (Their looks and aesthetic are so opposite and I love it I think they’d be great. Isadora would like her)

Bailey + Leonard (He’d love her, he’d love how nice he is because he’s ridiculously nice so it would be a great pair)

Bailey + Saoirse (Bailey has a southern accent, Saoirse has an Irish accent, I think they’d have conversations people wouldn’t understand and I love it)

Bailey + Scott (I just like Scott with a lot your people I’m sorry. I think she’d melt his little “Ice King” exterior pretty quickly)

Mara + Giselle (Giselle would love everything about her. The jewelry, being an out lesbian, all of it she is a big fan)

Mara + Jasper (Jasper shows up in Lima and he instantly decides he likes Mara that’s the rules)

Mara + Jupiter (Jupiter would find her weird I won’t deny that but she also is not against that at all she’d be charmed by it)

Mara + Saoirse (Saoirse would also love her. She would be so interested in everything about her)

Descendants

Greta + Cadence (I had to try to not give every VK I have but anyways. Cadence is not supposed to be in Auradon but she is here anyways which I think would already get Greta’s attention)

Greta + Emmeline (Emmeline is too friendly always so if Greta wanted one person in Auradon it would be her)

Greta + Gabriel (Besides the fact of Gabriel being my crossover boy I think he’d vibe with her a lot. He doesn’t wanna be here but she would be easy to befriend)

Greta + Hallie (Hallie would originally wanna befriend Greta to gain Auradon trust but once Greta’s friends with the VKs I think I can see them becoming friends)

Greta + Jackie (These two I see vibing a lot. Very cool together, Jackie would show up with the VKs unannounced and be very chill with Greta)

Greta + Ruby (Ruby would honestly be jealous of how open and herself she is so I think Ruby would definitely seem like one of the people that doesn’t like her but they’d grow close!!)

Sebastian + Evelyn (Evelyn wants to befriend him so badly. The Sea Three are her people she’d love him around)

Sebastian + Ginevra (Idk idk I just see a good friendship between these two. She usually hates people but Sebastian might get through)

Sebastian + Jackie (I also see these two vibing a lot, she’s been different places and would be happy to tell him about it)

Sebastian + Polly (Tbh a lot of this idea just stemmed from Sebastian’s intro saying that his parents said he belongs in Neverland so, my Neverland girl would be happy to talk)

Sebastian + Stephen (Brothers that end up dating villain kids they got a type)

Sebastian + Wrenley (They both are very dreamy and want more things I think they’d get along well)

Wizarding World

Rosaline + Cadmus (Two pureblood raised people that don’t really believe in the prejudices but aren’t going against their parents right now that date Weasley’s? They have lots in common I love it and also perfect with the fcs)

Rosaline + Catherine (Mmmm more fc bias but their both Slytherin’s and though Catherine doesn’t follow any pureblood crap I think they could be so fun)

Rosaline + Elio (More two pureblood raised people but Elio doesn’t date Ron they’re just besties. I think they’d get along I love it)

Rosaline + Zara (Rosaline takes time to get over her issues but I see them being really cute and good together)

Cat + Kieran (Cat really doesn’t need two pretty boy menaces in her left and yet, don’t they? Kieran will hit on them and be so annoying but also so charming)

Cat + Matilda (Tilly would love Cat? So much? She’s annoyed by James, Cat’s annoyed by Sirius, they can bond over it together)

Tbh I really should get some Fantastic Beasts and Riddle Era ocs too

#answered #faerieroyal #crossover list #dolly tag

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mazeinthemiroh · 2 years

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choi jongho boyfriend headcanons

genre: fluff

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warnings: mentions of alcohol

requested?: yes

song rec: leave the door open by bruno mars

pls like and reblog if you enjoyed! feel free to request anything <3

ahhh choi jongho

it takes a certain sort of person to make jongho fall in love. they have to stand out for him in such a way that makes him go 'is this the person for me?' he doesn't fall for just anyone! so being his partner is such a privilege because it basically means he's mad in love with you and has essentially planned a whole future with you already lol

personality is way more important to him than looks or anything else. being compatible and having a connection with him is all he really wants

jongho is quieter compared to the other members. he isn't shy because he would usually speak in a direct and matter-of-fact manner but i think at the start of the relationship it might take a bit of time to warm up and fully relax with you, so he might be a little quiet

but once things have settled down a bit, my man won't stop talking!

you guys love to gossip with each other. jongho is very observant and therefore knows all the tea about everyone. you're the person he tells all these things to because you're the only one he really trusts and he knows you love to hear his stories! and he would totally ask if there is any gossip or drama at your place of work/study. you guys are nosy pair!!

jongho is private with his affection. he's not into pda, but will do small things like link arms with you while walking or little acts of service like giving you his coat when you're cold. but when you are alone together, in the comfort of your own home, he is different. will place his hand on your thigh whilst sitting next to you on the couch and scrolling through his phone. when he is tired he gets super cuddly. he is a literal teddy bear, who are we kidding? will prefer you resting your head against his shoulder or chest while you guys fall asleep watching a movie together, too cute

candid pictures!! he lives for them. will always try his best to take candid pictures of you and we all know that jongho will put in the effort when it comes to taking photos of you, trying to get all the best angles and basically going full photographer mode. he loves the pictures with you both in when neither of you are looking at the camera. there is one he especially loves, where you both are just smiling at each other and a friend of yours managed to get it on camera. he printed it out and framed it because he loves it sm :(((

will sing for you at any given chance. usually when doing chores around the house and other domestic work. i can just see him washing the dishes and belting out some ballad while you stare at him with awe. you'll give a round of applause while he takes a bow. he will also be super extra and dramatic when singing about it just to make you laugh. he will also encourage you to join in, which can go either two ways: 1) if you are good at singing, he will totally do duets with you and might even record it just to listen to when he is away on tour. or 2) if you are a bad singer and attempt to sing in front of him, he will absolutely 100% laugh in your face. this man has so much audacity istg

dates with him would include:

home dates - part of his private personality. he likes it to just be you and him, no judgement from others. you guys can relax together and do whatever you want. he will make it real romantic too. i'm talking candle-light dinner and some fancy wine he bought for you both to share

ice skating - he loves being active in general, so in the winter months i honestly think he jumps at the chance to take you ice skating. yes, before you ask, he will definitely laugh his ass off if you fall over. idk you guys will just be laughing the whole time anyways lol. but he lives it when you lean or hang onto him for support <3333

stargazing - it'll be random but one night he will just turn to you and ask "hey, do you wanna go outside and look at the stars?" you both will get wrapped up in warm clothing and go outside to look up at the sky, huddling close together for warmth. it slowly becomes a regular thing for you two

you're just gonna have such a fluffy time with this man aww

#jongho #choi jongho #ateez #atz #ateez fluff #ateez imagines #ateez reactions #ateez scenarios #kpop #atz fluff #fluff #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #ateez headcanons #requested

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weekend-whip · 6 months

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Band au!!

The ninja: A VERY popular band with huge turnouts for their concerts. Their music can vary a lot, but they land solidly in the alt-pop/rock area when they aren’t doing any sort of solo acts.

Kai: Basic electric/acoustic guitar, but he’s the lead vocalist and absolutely SHREDS when a song calls for a saxophone. Master of improv and is able to continue on with confidence if something goes wrong at a show. He likes it when he gets the chance to scream and jump.

Music type examples: I/Me/Myself by Will Wood, some of Bleacher’s more popular songs, Grandson, Bruno Mars, and a lot of FoB type-stuff.

Jay: Plays a little of everything, but his one true calling is the main melody on electric guitar. His fingerpicking skills are unparalleled. Girls throw themselves at his feet. It’s so sexy how fast his fingers move. He’ll also record some solo tracks on uke!

Music type examples: Complicated guitar melodies, All Time Low, and for uke think of stuff like ToP’s House of Gold and The Judge. The Orion Experience’s The Cult of Dionysus.

Cole: Bass guitar, and a little slap bass. He CAN NOT improv, he’s too scared to. Out of all of them he practices the most. He can do some solo piano stuff too, but not keyboard. Mostly stays back and lets the others take the spotlight, but when he gets really into it he might go up front and dance around with Kai.

Music type examples: I don’t know a lot of bass-centric songs, but he enjoys a lot of songs like Love Grows Where my Rosemary Grows. Autoheart. IDKHBTFM.

Zane: Keyboardist with experience in violin. When he gets in The Zone you cannot pull him out of it for anything less than the venue being on fire. He enjoys both fast-paced and slower music, and will sometimes join in on vocals.

Music type examples: Jake Wesley Rogers, Golden Hour, Cody Fry

Nya: Drums. She wants to hit things. Smack. Anger management. People are SO into it.

Music type examples: Anything with heavy drums and drum solos.

Jesse: Up and coming artist who does a lot of stuff with his sister. Can’t play any instruments too well so she makes tracks for him to add vocals to! He opens for the ninja a lot at their concerts.

Music type examples: Jake Wesley Rogers, other stuff you have already talked about, Bruno Mars if he’s feeling confident.

Olivia: Popular solo artist with a cult following. Leans heavily into the alt-rock and electronica scene. Sometimes she’ll hire the shark army as background players. Dances a LOT.

Music type examples: Paramore, P!atd, All Time Low, Daisy Grenade, K. Flay, and SPECIFICALLY Black Sheep from Scot Pilgrim vs. the World

Antonia/Bridget: Managers for the ninja/Jesse and Olivia respectively. God help them.

Jamie: Stage hand and photographer for both! He focuses too much on Olivia, though. Is it hot in here or is it just him? Has nothing to do with the drop she did while dancing and how she looked into the camera- no way.

Nya: We're really calling ourselves "The Ninja"? Kai: It's quick, it's catchy, it fits nicely on merch!!

Nya: Jay, I need you to stop being so hot while playing guitar Jay: It's not like I can turn it off???? *plays a riff* Nya: Pls your fans are starting to bruise with how hard they're falling at your feet Sunni: *lying on the floor* One more solo please!! I can handle it!!

Cole: All right, guys, let's rehearse one more time— Kai: Oooooor we could just jump onstage and just do whatever!!! The crowd loves spontaneity, that's why Jesse opens for us Jay: YEAH, FREESTYLE! Nya: *loud cacophony of drum slamming* Cole: PLEASE ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT

Zane: I just think we should be incorporating a lot more violin into our songs— Kai: Zane. We're a pop-rock band. Save it for the solo album. Cole: Well, hold on, maybe it could put some extra spice into our music? Kai: When you can match a violin to my sister's erratic drum playing, then come talk to me Cole: Tch, bet Jay: *popcorn*

Jesse: *coming off from his act* You got a pic of my good side, right?? Jamie: Uhhh— *tries to run, drops several photos of dancing Olivia* W-Wait, I can explain, I— *drops even more photos of closeups of Olivia's smirk* WAIT JUST HOLD ON— Miranda: You had one job, man!!!! Antonia: At least get them autographed so we can sell them Jamie: *dies*

Olivia: —and then I struck a pose and threw him this sneaky little smirk and I thought he was gonna drop the camera, teehee Bridget: Bridget: We're doing a concert, not a runway model show!!! Olivia: I'M MULTITASKING

Nya: ...Do you ever think the band could use more...green? Kai: Not unless I'm wearing it *plays Careless Whisper on sax*

#lloyd is either their biggest fan or a rival solo act #or both #band!au #legacyverse #ninjago #long post #k1ng boo #asks from nice people

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storiesofsvu · 3 months

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happy thursday! thoughts under the cut!

Okay, here we go! we’re back!! We’re BACK!!

And for some reason citytv is finally airing them in a more correct order, though mine thinks I’m on the east coast and is starting now. Mothership first so we all know I might not pay too much attention.

Woof what a cold open…

Jesus christ why is it always Hudson U

Who’s this new detective? Did we get rid of one of the white men I didn’t like? Lol. Oh.. we did… good lol.

Det shaw is so fucking hot.

Nov 10th?? Don’t they usually keep the time stamps pretty accurate to when they air?

Uugggghhh Samantha I have missed yoooouuuu. Glad to see she’s handling the arraignment herself this time, let’s give her more of that pls.

God this chloe girl’s annoying

That stiletto tape holder on sam’s desk came from rita, I know it in my soul. (it also came with a custom pair of manolos…)

Oh shit…

Yeah I dunno how I feel about this new cop either…

Ugh I just love that maroon suit

Svu time

BABY BENSON!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I like starting s25 off like this.

Loving that liv is back in her black nail polish era. It’s prime

Velasco being the one of the squad without his own kids/being the youngest and being the one dunked with babysitting duty and loving every moment of it is perfection.

Omg all of them fighting over the baby. lol.

Where tf are all the rest of the carisi’s? or amanda’s mom? Isn’t she in nyc now??

��maybe we could adopt each other…he could use a brother, too many sisters LOL omg noah

I’m not saying liv should’ve like, pulled a u-turn and immediately gone after the van, esp with noah in the car, but she knew in her gut something was off, memorizing a plate number probably would’ve been a good idea.

ALSO WHILE WE’RE HERE. I’M FUCKING SALTY ABOUT CHURLISH. WHAT THE FUCK. (especially if there isn’t a single mention of her in this episode/where she’s gone.)

Oh Velasco… baby boi, I have missed you

Does Bruno have a medical alert bracelet on? And if so is that his or is that the actors?

Okay, at least Velasco was smart enough to keep hands on the perp instead of letting him run off like they normally do.

What the FUCK is going on?

Why am I still watching this show? LOL

Okay, see, this is the kind of amanda content I want to see, her popping up every so often in her professor role/mother/wife role, or just showing up to give carisi lunch kinda thing, not full time, not back on the force cause ESP after having a third kid there’s no way she’s coming back to be a cop.

The way olivia didn’t even bother to run cause she knew he wasn’t going far LOL, just all “bro, you’re gonna hurt yourself, and don’t make me hurt you…”

Okay but is olivia wearing the bracelet that she found in the van? (cause that should be in an evidence bag) or is she wearing one from one of the dolls? (cause that should also be evidence? And is lowkey weird…)

Have I just missed them or have there not been any/a lot of the dun-dun’s/time stamps, cause like…how long has madi been missing? How long have we been looking for her cause there’s no way that they kidnap her, make her into a doll, and make THAT many of them and produce them/that many people bought them in like a day or two….

Okay… we’re lacking detectives, with muncy and churlish gone is this new blonde gonna be joining the team? Will she last more than one season on the show?

God the politics side of jobs like this are infuriating

Okay imma assume that we’re gonna retouch on the case next week? Cause that REALLY wasn’t a solid wrap up, like I get the metaphorical idea to it, but that coulda been done so much better.

Episode was meh overall.

OC time, yay! It really is playing them in order. Now if only the subtitles would fucking work. I’m so congested too, that’s not helping lol.

This theme song is the best out of all of them and I will die on this hill.

Oh right, we’re diving into fucking AI shit. It honestly better end up being a bad thing cause AI will destroy the film industry…

Omg bobby. I love you so much. God the cast of this show is all so incredible.

“god I love not being the boss” LOL

“welcome back detective ive missed you too. Can we take a breath and try that again.” Bell.. seriously… I fucking love you. How v Donnelly of her.

I absolutely love that bell isn’t afraid to call stabler on his shit. Like she is constantly reminding him that *she’s* the boss and we stan her for it.

The writing on this show is SO much better jfc. Jet all “that’s artificial intelligence.” To stabler lolololol

UNDERCOVER JET IS SO FUCKING HOT OMG. And like… ALWAYS not just now, but woof.

If they don’t start diving into more of bell’s personal life this season I will riot. Like, we’ve got out first main cast openly queer character on the show and all they’ve done is break up her marriage and family and rarely touch on it again. Like, does she even get to see her son? (son, right lol) does she ever talk to denise? Are they friendly? Can we PLS see her start to branch out and date again to get some fucking representation cause fuck knows we’re not getting it anywhere else in this universe.

Omg not the piece of fucking duct tape over the apple logo on the back of this dude’s computer LOL.

What was that little shoulder touch? And why was there so much focus on it?? Sus

“you’re just gonna walk into that beehive” ma’am… this is Elliot we’re talking about. You’ve known him three years now, you should know he likes to play by the seat of his pants. AND THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS IN CHARGE?! DUDE. You’re dumb

Bobby and jet comforting each other and finding that comfort/coping with jamie’s death by fucking each other honestly makes perfect sense.

Okay, as much as I don’t ship eo and absolutely do not want it to be canon, I am thankful for more little mentions of the characters on the other shows. Like it didn’t make sense to bring back Elliot and have all the crossovers that we got and then pretend like they didn’t talk or keep up with what the other was doing in the eps that weren’t crossovers.

Okay. Now that’s done.

Fun fact: randall, this brother that we’re going to meet I now assume last week is being played by Jamie Gray Hyder’s husband. Cause like, I was suuuuper surprised to see Jamie at the 25th anniversary party, like, truly shocked that she would show up until I found this out LOL.

Honestly… SVU was the weak link of the premiers. If we had gotten more cute personal moments at the beginning with the baptism then it would jump up but we barely got any. It really seemed like a two part-er episode and I don’t think it is, or at least not one that will be continued next week. Either way, it was kinda meh.

#law and order #law and order svu #law and order oc #law and order organized crime #law and order: svu #law and order special victims unit #svu #olivia benson #spoilers #law and order spoilers

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