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#OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT

inkskinned · 5 months

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the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30.#2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months.#3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly.#OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

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rzyraffek · 1 year

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Hi hi!! I’m here to request something with my bbg Vincent Sinclair! your thingy doesn’t exactly specify which slashers, so I think I’ll ask for Vincent and Michael Myers just so u have an idea u can write abt if you don’t know the other!!

Okay okay, so what about a reader with a bad attitude? So for Vince, I would assume that their relationship starts with the reader defending Vincent from Bo. Like, Bo just starts calling Vincent names (like the mean truck man he is >:[) and Vincent is just taking it, then the reader steps between the two twins and just starts BURNING Bo with every insult they have.

“Oh, he’s the freak? Well at least he knows how to keep his mouth shut and isn’t asking everyone with a *female anatomy* to *adult fun* every ten seconds.” or something vicious like that-

and Vincent is just dumbfounded that someone has the balls to speak up against Bo.

and for Michael, same thing, but the reader is just being so mean when he starts chasing them! Like, they try to hide behind a door and they make sure that Michael saw them, so when he opens the door, the reader just flips him off and kicks him away from the door really harshly-

or, just being really really hard to catch. Like if they climb somewhere high and he can’t get to them, the reader just sticks their tongue out and flips him off again with the snarkiest attitude!!

anyways, that’s all I gots for now! Feel free to ignore this lol, but if you don’t directly respond to this ask but do use the idea, I ask that u credit me!

u look lovely today, and I hope u have an amazing night/evening/morning/day!

First of all, for some reason I got no notification that somone requested anything and I have no clue how long it was sitting in my inbox. Second of all thats great idea cuz in most of fics reader is always very meow meow shy uwu bebi, which is sometimes annoying tbh, they should be rude sometimes. Requests open

Slashers with badass s/o

Vincen Sinclair

Bros used to this kind of treatment, name calling, mean words, yelling ect

This relationship started by s/o just simply asking Vincent if he's alright after Bo yelled at him

Any kind of affection makes him blush like teenager girl after watching twilight for first time

In his free time he will just hold s/o hand and walk behind them like lost puppy

Imagine: "yo vinc get over here you lazy ass" vincent:😰🏃 "well BO maybe if you stopped acting like such drama queen and get rid of this nasty ass attitude then MAYBE people will start helping you without fear of losing a limb or sanity?" 🧍🧍‍♂️

Tbh the only reason that Bo didn't commit murder on s/o is that vincent is actually very happy now and even that Bo is a horrible human being he doenst want his bro completely emo

Lack of ideas so im just going to put some mean words to Bo here

"Dont worry vincent, hes just jealous cuz he cant hold conversation with women for more than 4seconds without scaring them to death. litteraly"

"Aw baby dont be sad, just compare your hair routine with his. Im surprised hes not bald to be honest"

Live laugh love Vincent

"Nonono dont be upset, how about we draw together huh? Can you go pass me crayons from your workplace😇i totaly wont whoop your brother while you are away"

If s/o is just rude to Bo face, Vincent will be so so happy that they protect him but so so worried that s/o is about to evaporate due to Bo anger issues

"You calling him a freak? Better look who has stable relationship and lack of anger issues L bozo"

Also now Vince is 24/7 with her bcs not only shes great, protects him and provides comfort🥰

Micheal Myers

"AHAHAH looozer can't climb the ladder? Yo old as hell man go to retirement home"

S/o calling him granma to bully him

"Yo man stop begin such stalker or im going go call yo sister (in some versions laurie is his sister if u dont agree just ignore this part lol) and she gonna beat you up

Micheal spawning behind her, inside her house:🧍 "😨 yo sup Myers wacha got there? A a knife? Eee cool cool"🏃

"If you have such blood-lust go kill rats in my basement they keep stealing my food"

🧍 Myers emoji

Im sorry if its unfunny or boring I watched house of wax when it came out so like long time ago and I kinda forgor vincent and bo personalities. And Myers personality is basicly 🧑‍🦯old man

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #house of wax #vincent sinclair #vincent x reader #vincent sinclair x reader #bo sinclair

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borathae · 8 days

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ok finally doing this after a nap

Chapter 3

What is wrong with me *me 24/7, ALSO YES WHAT WAS ALL THAT???

Ever since you set foot into this estate, your brain went into a total frenzy YES EXACTLY AND it seems like she can remember hmmm

Why does everything here look so ancient? YOU NEED TO READ FANFICS to learn to live (except we dont get lucky yn parts just the unlucky embarrassing parts but thank god we aint dying every 5 chapter like yn)

You remember drinking one glass of wine. the said glass of wine:

It is totally normal to forget your date’s name after sleeping in his guestroom never been on a date, but i forgot someone's name after sitting next to them all day and realized after class while talking to bestie and had to wait till attendance next day -_-

ok the door is still locked. he told her to keep them locked and she did, but opened it for a sec and locked it again during the night. and the entire teleporting happened. this is a bit confusing hmmm. like opening it for a sec caused the change, but she locked it again. then how did they get her inside again? the bruise is there so it means it was real. the lock must have some magic and opening it during night causes it to go away?? i will think later lol

Did you punch your own throat in your sleep oof

Why did he know where to look exactly it wasnt a dream babe

istg im about to bitch slap this bitchless dude (TAE I LOVE U DONT TAKE IT TO THE HEART)

You should take better care of your belongings Kim Taehyung damn

He creeps me out honestly speaking all of them are creepy, yoongi is 10% less

just like that all your worries are wiped away like magic. like magic or with magic 👀👀(were u silent or silenced)

your knees are buckling like crazy THIS WILL BREAK ME THIS IS GONNA BREAK ME

Okay not going to lie, this was kind of cool you know whats more cooler??? jimin feeding his cycle 😂 THAT REMINDS ME OF JIN RIDING THE CYCLE HANDS FREE *fans myself

You snort, “so very humble.” ikr sOoOo HuMbLe

hmm usually you see cats sitting on horses, chilling. yoongles must be a rare kitty

Tell me again, why are you studying?” seriously dude must be bored as fuck to study, or started to forget cuz its beeen toooo looong

hold on what if some old being makes some theories and is "killed/disappeared" and later, with a different identity, studies his own theories in college 😭 and continues with it lol

It earned you a scholarship, it clearly must be well written.” or was it something to bring her to them??? 👀 *sus

The entrance exam stole my sanity from me. Even after a week of completing it I still felt jittery.” what type of students go there? what type of university is that? very weird

sunlight was just too bright for his eyes, DONT BE AN UNCULTURED SWINE, THATS WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO TWITCH AND SAY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

Emma left, she won’t come back again EMMA DIED FOR SURE OOF

It was a clean and painless end whats that supposed to mean mr.dracula?

Taehyung was a man of such humour ikr him in interviews 😭

Taehyung knew such peculiar stories about places and that doesnt seem weird???

the rain part was soo cute it could me giggling and listening too still with you

wow the honesty was cool, though there is many secrets, some parts feels really raw.

we are both pick-me girls then BAHAHA PLS *starts playing pd48 pick me

they are so cute im gonna die

(the way i started slightly mad at tae and then ended up simping, sighs)

THEY ARE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER DATE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE

i cant wait for 2seokkook's pov and her talking to them woohoo

its only been 3 chapters, obviously the suspense wouldnt make me grip my pillow yet but its already made me clutch my blanket/pearls lol

jjdafjs it took me so long to figure out how the wine pic happened HAHAHA this is such a funny idea help fjadjfs 😭😂

What is wrong with me *me 24/7, ALSO YES WHAT WAS ALL THAT???

ISTFG WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS ESTATE???

Ever since you set foot into this estate, your brain went into a total frenzy YES EXACTLY AND it seems like she can remember hmmm

like the suspicion is growiinnggg

it doesn't make sense to you yet probably but I wanna be SA!OC so bad jfasdjf

girliepop me all the time, I forget names so easily (the same with song titles FAFAJDS like I kid you not I even forgot BTS song titles sometimes like it's so bad)

hmhmhmhm interesting theory indeed mhmhmmh or perhaps 👀 someone made her lock the door again and then think everything was just a dream 👀 mhmhmhm

You should take better care of your belongings Kim Taehyung damn

"belongings" LIKE THE ICK

He creeps me out honestly speaking all of them are creepy, yoongi is 10% less

JFJADSJF YES jhfahsdhf I agree fjadjfa

just like that all your worries are wiped away like magic. like magic or with magic 👀👀(were u silent or silenced)

INDEED LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER???

Okay not going to lie, this was kind of cool you know whats more cooler??? jimin feeding his cycle 😂 THAT REMINDS ME OF JIN RIDING THE CYCLE HANDS FREE *fans myself

omg hahahaha this scene 😭😭 he is such a goof I love him 😭😭 Seokjin is honestly so hot I need to inhale him

hmm usually you see cats sitting on horses, chilling. yoongles must be a rare kitty

*cries* he is indeed a kitty

Tell me again, why are you studying?” seriously dude must be bored as fuck to study, or started to forget cuz its beeen toooo looong

LMOAOAO FOR REAL LIKE FADHF couldn't be mE FJASDJF

hold on what if some old being makes some theories and is "killed/disappeared" and later, with a different identity, studies his own theories in college 😭 and continues with it lol

👀 interesting ohohooh

It earned you a scholarship, it clearly must be well written.” or was it something to bring her to them??? 👀 *sus

OOOOOH IMAGINEEEEE 👀👀

The entrance exam stole my sanity from me. Even after a week of completing it I still felt jittery.” what type of students go there? what type of university is that? very weird

IT IS INDEED VERY WEIRD ALL OF IT 👀

sunlight was just too bright for his eyes, DONT BE AN UNCULTURED SWINE, THATS WHEN UR SUPPOSED TO TWITCH AND SAY I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

lmaoaooaoao in her defence I have really sensitive eyes too and can barely stay in the sun without my eyes ACHING jfadsjfj so it IS possible

Emma left, she won’t come back again EMMA DIED FOR SURE OOF

👀 mhmhmhmmh

It was a clean and painless end whats that supposed to mean mr.dracula?

LIKE HELLO WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER????

Taehyung was a man of such humour ikr him in interviews 😭

I love him 😭😭

Taehyung knew such peculiar stories about places and that doesnt seem weird???

kfadjsfasj she is just here for a good time not a long time lmaooa

wow the honesty was cool, though there is many secrets, some parts feels really raw. they are so cute im gonna die (the way i started slightly mad at tae and then ended up simping, sighs) THEY ARE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER DATE YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE

fjadjfjad I love how you switched instnatly JFJADSJF THIS IS SO ME WHEN SANGUIS TAE FJADSJFJ

i love how smoothly its written, like everything just flows nicely, the scenes and dialogues, its like those nice cozy well directed movies that you watch with pillows and blanket and rested face, body and mind. its only been 3 chapters, obviously the suspense wouldnt make me grip my pillow yet but its already made me clutch my blanket/pearls lol

gaaah thank youuu <3 I'm so happy that you're having such a good time with it heheheh istfg I love reading your comments, they're so awesome heheheh 🥺😭💜💜

#asks: sanguis alpha #asks #minusback #tw: long post

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mushtoons · 2 years

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I'm not a coward so I'm asking you my question,,, what's the 'immortal besties au' about?

I just saw some art of it and I haven't scrolled long enough soo

have a seat and buckle up it's a mess <3

DFGDFDFGD okay so!!! i wanna start off with dont think too hard about it else ur brain will start to hurt (speaking from experience lmaoo) ANYWAYS!!! it's basically ingo gets sent to hisui but when ingo asks arceus to be sent home, arceus is like "dang bro sorry i didnt bring you here so it's not my problem but ya know what i actually need someone to babysit this fucker i damned, so you can just babysit him for all eternity! fair? :)" then doesnt wait for his answer

so we got ingo and volo stuck with each other, like it or not, there's rough patches, arceus didnt even bother to help ingo with him amnesia so he's still cloudy on parts of his past life and you know how it is to be around someone for too long, anger fighting ect but dont worry they begrudgingly come to an understanding and are now just vibing until time itself ends :)

well they're in modern day now, it's volo's turn to pick how they live their pretend mortal lives, so he picks unova to chill at cuz he's heard it's advanced since the last time they visited, ingo finally gets to have some memories as a treat as he catches sight of his old self and emmet, volo even convinces him to battle them so they can semi formally meet emmet and they carry on with this life, well volo's turn ends and ingo takes them somewhere else for his turn

cut to a few years later the duo is back in unova ( cuz it's volo's turn again ) when volo catches wind that one of the subway bosses had gone missing and the search was finally called off due to lack of leads after 2 long years, volo feels bad, just because god labled him a bad egg doesnt mean he is, he just wanted to reset the world to make it better :( so since it was maybe, kinda, totally his fault ingo got yeeted he decided he could fuck arceus over, i mean what's he gonna do? kill him? that's be a blessing. damn him to live forever? kinda already did that bestie,,,

so he gets emmet and elesa to come to his hotel room tries to find a way to tell them that he knows where their ingo is without making himself look crazy,,,,ends up looking crazy cuz his ingo just HAD to have a newpaper clipping of the trio claiming it to be "as close as a family photo as he'll ever have" emmet clocks him while elesa tries to call the cops cuz this nutcase is totally a stalker freak--then ingo comes home. skipping over the meltdown everyone has, and straight into project eeby-deeby rescue. we got angst, bonding, and finally a happy reunion.

meanwhile we got the emmet from when ingo first got put in hisui with no closure, no brother, and for some reason he's?? not?? aging?? so yeaahhh he's convinced he's in hell mostly when any pokemon he goes to for help basically tells him "sorry broski under strict rules from the big man himself not to help u with jackshit" so he's not doing so hot :) ( well until ingo and volo finally catch up to the era he's in then he's not doing so hot but with his brother now! )

that's a WHOLE lot but ive been thinking about this like all the time and im still working stuff out!!!! fgdfdgdfg this au is my baby and i love it

(for people who dont wanna read all that bullshit here's a diagram i made in case i dont make any sense!! )

#whoops thats a shit ton #sorry #but i really like this au dfgddfgd #and i like talking about it gddfgfg #thank u for being brave/lh #lmaoo #immortal besties au #submas #emmet #volo #ingo #wood wide web

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akitothemightydorito · 11 months

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YES HELLO INFODUMP PLS AND THANK U I wish to know about reader design, and designs in general, and also all the other characters (very curious about u mentioning Gregory - how is the chaos gremlin gonna show up, I need to know)

Info dump pt.1

YESS FINALLY!!! I GET TO INFO DUMP RAHHHH!!!!

So I did mention that Gregory would be introduced and we do in fact have an early concept of him when the prologue and other chapters were fleshed out (by the way art isn’t mine!! It’s my co-writers !!)

Here are two drawings of him! The one of the left is one “before he was trapped on island” and “After a while he was on the island” 2 years before reader to be exact which doesn’t really show much other than he’s a sneaky little bugger when reader encounters him. And oh boy is he a nuisance! Before the main plot begins Gregory was stranded after Eclipse attacked the ship he was on that he sneaked on to get away from the orphanage he lived in and pretty much was caught in the unfortunate event of Eclipse taking notice.

You could say Gregory was in a similar boat to the reader (I’m funny I swear-) and was saved somehow he survived drowning. Gregory eventually comes across Freddy and long story short he gets adopted by the giant grizzly (I’ll show size comparison soon !!) and becomes the local menace. Like, bro literally now thinks he’s invincible with Freddy by his side!? Mess with Monty and enter his territory? Freddy is there to quickly deescalate the territorial croc and remove Gregory as soon as he gets word, Greg is given a stern talking to for the nth time now. Oh what’s that? Gregory is provoking Roxy and Chica again? DAMMIT GREGORY WE DONT NEED MORE FIGHTS (context: Roxy and Chica aren’t on good terms early on due to competing for the same territory for the open plains)

All in all I think you can guess a few ways Gregory might make a first impression on the reader >:3

Okay moving onto Freddy!! The father bear himself! So I don’t remember all heights of the characters off by heart and the part where I discussed them is waaaaaayyyyyy back in a chat so until I get it I’m gonna try and estimate on what faint memory I have! Freddy is based of a brown grizzly and has a human like figure but mixed in with bear with lots of fur! His lightning marks and stripes have been turned into scars from an old conflict, of what? We don’t know since not even Gregory can pry it out from him….maybe it’s reluctance??

Here is some of the concepts! I’ll show the size difference below separately!! But yeah I hope this helps get an idea of what he’s supposed to look like!! Freddy is also known to keep the peace’s between everyone (and to keep Gregory in check-). He’s a friendly fellow but…he wasn’t always so tame before…never mind!

HABSHEINEBSUW EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I WANNA JUST SQUEEZE WHATEVER IS CLOSET RAHHH-

Freddy is basically the best to give out cuddles and a great napping partner, rivaled by DJ Music man though!

NOW I’m just gonna quickly move onto the MC themselves, Y/n!! OMG I AM SO EXCITED!! as you have probably seen in the prologue of EOTE (eyes of the eclipse. Shorter title) then you know that reader is German in WWII but!! They aren’t exactly one to see eye to eye with the views on Jews and so they vowed to help any Jew they could escape the county and basically be a human smuggler for Jews! The design I showed where reader is in a trench coat actually is what they use to get around, find sources of where Jews are being transported etc. basically just a disguise out of their Dad’s cloths. Reader also worked in a factory like some people did wearing overalls since both men and woman wore them during the mid 1930’s! (Same can also be said for Gregory’s clothes but for the early 30’s)

Headcannon: since Y/n and Gregory are both from Germany and speak both English and German, they like to confuse the others on the island on purpose by suddenly switching languages mid conversation! They also say curses in German either as a reflex or accident if it makes sense

I just find my own little HC funny hehe.

Next up we have Roxy!!! She actually is one character I remember the height for exactly and the reason I can remember Eclipse’s as well lol. She’s actually an astounding 7’3 when on her hind legs. The reason for her very tall height is because she is based off one of these:

RED MAINED WOLVES BABY!!! this also makes sense as to why she’s alone and doesn’t want to have a pack as well as wanting to have the plains for herself as she feels more in her element in taller grass! He legs and paws also have that same gradient of black fur going on as well as her having a puffy mane and fur. I also may or may not have said she is able to run top speed when she runs on all fours thus being a good way to scare reader :p

Like I mentioned she is able to walk and run on all 4’s just like she can on two legs but she prefers going on all 4’s though. Makes her hunts more easier and keep that pesky bird out her DAMMN Territory!! >:/

Only have 1 rough sketch of her so far since reader is yet to encounter Roxy or anyone else haha but here take in the tall maned beauty in all her glory! :D

Her more early concepts. Might have more added to her soon though 👀 (shhh!)

She isn’t one for being all that social and is Gregory’s #2 target whenever he feels like causing issues and risking his life. She also sometimes accidentally stumbles across Chico’s territory a few times which leads to a few scuffles and chase outs between the two so no one’s really surprised, Freddy manages to stop them before things get rough tho!!

Okay I have some juice left to dump about 1 more character before I pass out! ITS DJMM!!!! AHHHH so, so…He is a HUGE Drider that lives in a cave deep in the forest of the island. I have a few sketches but I can’t find them at the moment but in my next info dump I’ll be sure to get them! So basically he gives the vibe a jumping spider would: Harmless and sweet! Which is true when he’s Docile and unthreatened but when that changes he can show off his huge venomous fangs that can paralyze and even be lethal depending on dosage. Did I mention he also has soft fuzz on his boddy but not entirely covering his carapace? No? Oh well yeah he does but that also plays part in his threatening stance! He has the ability to shoot out barbed hairs out just like a tarantula (I physically shivered when I typed that, ugh!) but also be wary for his webs! Not only are his fangs and fluff a problem but also his webs! They have the consistency of a Golden ord weaver: strong and resilient but also soft and silky so if you’re caught, you’re trapped there for good!

Another small detail I wanna mention is the mini Music man’s in the SB game that chase you through the vents have basically become a cluster of mini driders (perhaps some young MM adopted ??) and so he is basically a protective father over all of them so anything coming their way is a threat on sight! You enter the cave without him knowing and your done for pal, game over!! >•<. Also, Also MM doesn’t speak verbally but he does communicate through chirps and other vocal sounds he’s able to make like clicks as well!! (He’s so sweet!!)

Okay that’s part 1 of this info dump done but I got more coming this way!! I got Monty, Chica, Sun, Moon and Eclipse to do next!!

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girlnextmorgue · 2 years

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How the Creeps React to a Newbie

NOTICE: This post is a reupload from my old Creepypasta fanfiction blog (now my main blog). If you've seen it before, that's probably because it was posted there first! I pinky promise that I'm not stealing anything, simply moving my old work here for organization purposes.

ORIGINALLY POSTED 8/30/21

BG anon asked: Hi hi!! I came across your blog not too long ago and absolutely fell in love with your mansion hcs and creeps rooms hcs! Could I request some hcs of the reader having just joined the mansion, like how would different creeps react to them, who would hang out with them etc if thats not too much? Thanks, love you! -BG anon 🌸

hello bg anon!! thank u so much, im so glad you like my hcs even though they can be kind of incoherent. this is gonna be formatted kind of differently than my usual bullet point hcs, so i hope that you dont mind that too much!! i have a lot of ideas for this concept omg.. okay, i hope you enjoy these!!

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Generally, the Creeps are all gonna be a bit hesitant to accept a newcomer. Additions to the Slender Mansion are super rare; Slender has tons of proxies and connections, but only the people that he trusts the most are allowed into the mansion despite it being a sort of safe haven. Everyone is going to be a bit put off by you joining the rag tag crew that lives there, but their reactions are all different.

Nina is the most outgoing of the group living in the mansion, so she's bound to be one of the first people to talk to you. She's also probably going to be the first person that's nice to you. Nina is a people person, and she has a lot to say, so even if you're pretty quiet she talks enough for the both of you! She's also the person that will show you around and introduce you to everyone, even if the rest of her housemates aren't particularly happy about it.

LJ would also be pretty quick to speak to you, if he's even present at the mansion when you arrive. Yes, the cliche candy offer is something he does in my book. If you take it, you'll probably end up in the infirmary with EJ. This is probably one of the best ways to get to talking with EJ, since it's kind of hard to catch him and he isn't much for conversation anyway. If you don't take the candy, then don't worry about that, because there are more ways to meet EJ than getting really sick.

Nina would most definitely introduce you to Jane and Clockwork, while simultaneously inviting you along to some sort of hangout, whether it be a sleepover or a killing spree (though Jane would be hesitant to participate in the latter). Natalie is relatively easygoing, so she'd be quick to start a conversation with you about whatever interests the two of you might share. She's kind of a jack of all trades in my mind, so if you have a hobby then she's probably at least tried it once. Jane is a little harder to talk to. She's a colder person and she isn't quick to trust, but if you end up befriending Nina and Natalie then she starts to warm up to you.

Jane is also good friends with EJ, so if you catch the two having a conversation and are comfortable enough to try to worm your way in, you've earned yourself an additional acquaintance.

Toby is the type to pull some sort of sadistic prank on you on your first night at the mansion. If you react with anger or disgust (depending on what he does), then he'll continue to prank the living shit out of you and try to make your life a living hell until you report to Slenderman about it. Doing that basically guarantees you're on Toby's shit list, even if he can't do anything about it because Slender would kill him, and even if it was kind of his own fault that he ended up getting in trouble. If you're chill about the prank then yeah, Toby will end up with at least some interest in you. He'd probably tell BEN and Jeff about it, and maybe he'd even invite you to hang out with the trio (much to the chagrin of Jane).

The aforementioned pair of idiots were more likely than not gaming on the couch when you entered the mansion and probably didn't pay much attention to your introduction, but that was also probably because Nina was the one doing it. If you do end up hanging out with Jeff and BEN (either through Toby or through being paired up with them for a mission or for chores), you'll have to prove you're worthy of being graced by the presence of the famous Jeff the Killer and his best bud BEN_Drowned. This would either be through video games or through some other form of a challenge, so pick your poison!

Brian is a very easy person to talk to. You probably ended up meeting him in the kitchen or something, I can see him hanging out at the counter with a book in his hand or something. He might have sparked a conversation with a joke, maybe about whatever prank Toby managed to pull on you, and it's just so easy to be friends with the dude. He gets along with mostly everyone, and it's very rare that he meets someone he doesn't like, so yeah. He's probably one of the nicest people in the mansion.

Befriending Tim is a bit of a harder task. Tim is most definitely put in charge of giving you a legitimate tour of the mansion (Nina can't really be trusted), but if he finds you obnoxious or annoying he will not like you. Even Jane calls him a tightass, and she's another person that has zero patience for bullshit. If you do end up managing to get on his good side, congratulations! Please tell me how the fuck you managed to do that! It's especially surprising if you've gotten close with Toby & company, because Tim has no tolerance for that type of behavior.

Liu is a very introverted person, so he's a bit hard to get around to talking to. Conversations with people he doesn't know tend to make him anxious, so you'll probably need to butt in when he's talking to Natalie, Jane, or EJ. Once you get into that conversation and he finds that he's comfortable around you, there is no stopping him from talking. It's definitely refreshing to have a relatively normal conversation about books he's read or the plants that he's taking care of compared to the chaos of the rest of the mansion.

Helen is probably one of the hardest people to get close to. He only really talks to Liu, and that's when he isn't off somewhere drawing or painting. Nina didn't even get to introduce you to each other because he wasn't anywhere to be found. You'd probably have to end up talking to him yourself. It's not that conversation makes him uncomfortable, he just finds everyone annoying at the beginning. If you bug him enough he'll definitely warm up to you, since he's the type that waits for people to come to him, even if he wants to pretend he hates everyone.

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cirnodoeshit · 3 years

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{you there? stay awake for the next 10 minutes! please!}

©egglebeggle 2021

m.list

dont copy my work blah blah blah dont repost (different from reblogging) blah blah blaah

warning angst

reader has type 1 diabetes, they experience insulin shock.

please dont assume this as romanticizing diabetes

some use of mcyt writers on here and my followers (including previous writers) *wink* spelling errors are likely intended

obviously theres gonna be a part 2 im not that mean

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙩 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚.

Of course, you were talking to chat, and answering questions.

snipedabitch: hey ive been hearing you in the background of georges stream you living with him yousucklmaooo2182: bruh {Y.N} you suck fr isimpfor{Y.N}: i heard u in the hallway with george and sap in stream yesterday nosey2832794: true true ^ qwqwqwqwqwq09310: you living with dream team?? TwistedCupcakes: YES {dreamxy.n}NOTNAP maluminumshines: YEAAAAAAAH illynilly: what if bro IM GONNA GET STARTED ON THAT

You shrugged.

snipedabitch donated 6.90! MA'AM ARE YOU LIVING WITH DREAM TEAM???????

"Oh, yeah! I forgot to mention that I moved in with them awhile ago." "That's why you heard me in the background."

egglebeggledidaoops: YOOOOOOO purpleypleasantries: YEAH WE GOT CONFIRMATION LETS GO hqqinnit: WOO milkedgeorgepink: HAHAHA yousucklmaooo2182: smh shes a bitch maluminumshines: shut up you 14 year old nosey2832794: yeah man skyleeeeesayshi: make the fanfictpn MAKE THE FANFICTSN!!!! arsenictime: HAH {Y.N} X DREAM MAY COME TRUE ho1land: BET BET BET BET BET dreamsimpss: WOOO DNF DNF DNF DNF illynilly: YEAAAAAAAAhhhhh TwistedCupcakes: am i the only one who ships {Y.N} and sapnap dreamsimpss: NOPE TwistedCupcakes: ma'am add me pls cupcake#.... dreamsimpss: dreamy#.... snipedabitch: YEAH iliketeajellywithstrawberries: SOMEONE CLIP ghostieee3728: TWITTER IS GOING FERAL YALL TWITTER IS GOING FERAL

You laughed as that was only a fraction of the chat. "Maybe DNF will come true. I personally ship it."

nosey2832794: EVEN {Y.N} SHIPS IT TwistedCupcakes: YES CONFIRMATION FROM THE QUEEN dreamsimpss: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO purpleypleasantries: LETS FUCKING GO MAN egglebeggledidaoops: im gonna cry YES MAN YI

"Well, how about we go on to the SMP? I heard Alyssa asked Dream to get the IP." You wiped some sweat from your forehead. Something was clearly wrong.

You decided against your own better judgement to ignore it.

"Anyways," you anxiously laughed. "Should we visit Alyssa?"

ssbitchass: YES

"Alright then.. wait. Where am I going?"

egglebeggledidaoops: dont you remember? alyssa's house lool

"Ah. Sorry.." You laughed. You shifted your character towards the direction of her house.

"Hey {Y.N}!" "H-hey!" "Lord, it's been forever. Has Callahan moved to another location?" "Haha.. same place Alyssa.."

Alyssa didn't seem to notice her stuttering.

"Well, come on!" She said, running off towards a nearby river. "Yeah.." You felt your hand starting to shake.

Of course, chat noticed this.

iliketeajellywithstrawberries: ayo fam you alright? 3472anonn2837: seriously you've been stutterig and on ur handcam is shaking ssbitchass: mhm egglebeggledidaoops: you alright?

"Yeah.. I'm fine."

Sapnap donated 5.99! bro {Y.N} do you need george or me in there

"..I already said I was fine.." You started to speak in a softer tone.

"ANYWAYS! Alyssa might be waiting for me." You laughed, shifting your character towards the direction she ran in.

Ranboo joined the game. <WilburSoot> : fuck off <{Y.N}> : hi ranboo!! <Ranboo> : k Ranboo left the game.

"Well, that was very rude of Ghostbur." You heard Callahan snickering from the back of the room.

"So Alyssa, how've ya been?" "Well, I took a long break.." Her words started to fade away from your mind.

You weren't snapped from your trance until a donation popped up.

IAMSTUPID2323988 donated 1.98! hi you've been staring at your mouse for the last 5 minutes and im wondering if your okay?

A loud thud was all that person got for an answer.

egglebeggledidaoops: DID ANYONE HEAR THAT iliketeajellywithstrawberries: YO WHAT Sapnap: {Y.N} ARE YOU ALRIGHT ssbitchass: SAPNAP!???

"..So then I told him to get the fuck out. Anyways, {Y.N}, how are y-" Alyssa was cut off.

You were cut from the vc, a frantic George ended the stream. "{Y.N}." He looked at you, you only stared back with hazy eyes. Sapnap dialed 911. "You there? Stay awake for the next 10 minutes! Please!" This was the last thing you heard before passing out completely.

#dream x reader #dreamwastaken x reader #dwt x reader #george x reader #gnf x reader #sapnap x reader #dream smp x reader #mcyt x reader #mcyt angst #[🌊] eggle mcyt #[🌊] eggle angst

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tastyykpop · 3 years

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nct dating headcannons!

I only did 127 because there's so many but ill do the others if anyone requests it :)

ɴᴄᴛ ʙғ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ

Taeil

Mr. Moon Taeil is the definition of a cuddly boyfriend

Hes always holding your hand or kissing your cheek

Definitely gets shy when the members are around but in public youre all his

Hes super sincere about anything too but also knows how to joke around

I mean have you seen him with nct

Hes funny❗❗

Like he's gonna make you laugh no matter what

And those deep convos yall would have at night while cuddling>>>

"What if we were put on earth by aliens as an experiment to see if we would live and everytime we see ufos its just our cousins checking up on us"

Eyes wide open, "bro"

Taeils either the big or small spoon too

There's no in between

Also the biggest baby when yall are chilling

"I call small spoon!"

"But you were the small spoon last night"

"K and what about it"

10/10 would complain if you didn't want to sit with him and watch a movie or show

Would probably guilt trip you by saying you never watch something with him

Hes a sweet manipulator...

But he could easily replace you with one of the members

Like sicheng

Taeil will always ask if you've eaten

If you haven't eaten he gets big sad

Don't make him sad

Plus hes always checking on your health

And he'll know if your lying if you say you're doing fine when you're not

Also don't lie in general cuz he doesn't like that

That would make him trust you a bit less and he definitely wants trust in the relationship

Trust is a huge key or hes out

Johnny

This man 🥲

Boyfriend Material™

So gentle and loving

Loves making you feel special and will hype the shit out of you when you don't feel confident doing something

Will always make sure you're doing okay

Johnny puts in so much effort to make this relationship work and expects you to put the same amount of effort into it too

Like taeil, hes really big on trust

Add honesty to that list

Plus he expects you to be mature when needed

If you're the type of person who depends on someone else for everything and I'm mean everything he will actually leave

Hes not your babysitter❤

But he will take care of you to some extent

Like basic things for instance

He'll make you food if you're sick, get you water if your dehydrated, will get your feminine products when you need it

Very sweet😌

Okay and he spoils you but wbk

"Why are you getting me so much things?"

"Because I love you."

"But why did you get me a kitten costume???"

He has some kinks to work out 😐

Johnny will go to shop after shop even if you say you don't want something (you do but you just don't want him to pay) he'll get it without batting an eye

"Youve been staring at these shoes for 5 minutes imma buy them for you"

"Huh? No! I-"

"Too late"

will take you out to dinner all the time just to be romantic

Hes actually really good at romantic stuff

I say Johnny you say whipped

Johnny👀

Whipped😫

His free time is always you time

So don't bother saying your busy cuz now hes busy with you

"Johnny i got a test coming up can you come later? I need to study

"Thats cute im coming over to help"

Taeyong

Judging taeyong on his looks, some say he would be cold to his girlfriend

Like a tsundere

But the man is quite the opposite

Though he can be stern if need be

He has 22 children what do you expect

Will literally treat you like his members and always taking care of you

But there will be times when you have to take care of him because hes so tired from work

He turns into a baby when he's tired or lazy too

So wrap him in a burrito blanket and hes all set for the day

Makes weird noises but thats normal

You're just watching tv and hes just making some old video game sounds with his mouth

No one questions it

If he didnt make sounds you'd probably question it

Talks in pout if he doesn't get his way with you

"Why don't you wanna play games with me~"

"Bruh I'm tired"

Or just gives you those big puppy eyes without even trying

Complete other person when you're not listening

He just kinda stares at you all intimidating like until you listen

Taeyong won't do anything too bad if you kept ignoring him, but you don't know that

Omg bro he'd literally bring you on vlive with him to chat

Even if the company is like '???Shes not an idol???'

But its taeyong so SM doesn't care🧍‍♂️

"We have special guest again! Its y/n-ah!!"

You'd be just chilling on his bed giving him a wtf look until you realize there's a camera and smile

"Shes cute. Isn't she cute guys?"

Don't try to escape the vlive, he'll just get up and sit you on his lap

Makes everyone watching jelly🥲

Bro he would make fun of you the same way he makes fun of doyoung

you'd be sitting with doyoung or sumn and taeyong just comes up to the both of you and decides

'Its time to end these two'

You and doyoung are just like 'tf did we do'

Somehow some other members are making fun of yall

Of course they aren't mean

Its all fun and games and gives you a good laugh after

Doyoung

Hes literally a mom

But its ok

You love it

Sometimes

He also nags a lot

And if you don't listen he gets mad

You wouldn't tell him this but you find it funny

And cute🤐

"Youre almost as bad as dream"

"what are u talking about im an angel"

"Kay then put the knife down we kinda need haechan to live"

Hes beaten you with a pillow once

In front of taeyong

Taeyong was watching like 👁👄👁

I dont think he cares much for pda tbh

But he doesn't hate it

He'll hug you a lot

And doyoung will probably kiss you here and there

But thats depending on his mood

If he's tired he'd probably just hold you in his arms

Either way he still makes you smile even with the smallest of touches

When you guys go out in public doyoung always holds your hand

I mean always

Remember when I said he doesn't seem like the type to be into pda

I lied

Doyoung wants everyone to know youre his

He won't kiss you but he will pull you into random hugs and hold your hand like he's gonna lose you any second

Doyoung also can't go anywhere without dressing his best

Like even if he's just practicing he's gotta look cute

And he always does because he's fucking kim doyoung

Doyoung also has a habit to make up names for you

Like one day he'll call you babe/baby

The next day could be angel or princess

Then there's you who just calls him bunny because he hates (loves) it

Expect some random gifts from him

Cuz like Johnny, he likes to spoil you

he just loves the smile thats plastered on your face

Pinches your cheeks evey time you smile too

When you guys are just chilling in the dorms you are always doing something to make doyoung get "angry"

"Angry" doyoung is a fun doyoung

Says you and taeyong 🤭

Literally will chase you around the dorm until he gets you and "scolds you"

Hell also scold taeyong

Sometimes you prank him with the other members

*cough*haechan*cough*

But doyoung knows youre just being playful

So he kinda laughs at you

Yuta

Hes a devil

Wbk

He can go from calling you the cutest lil thang to saying the most inappropriate stuff

"U have such a pretty mouth"

"no stop"

"how about u use it on my-"

"OUT DEMON"

Besides that he's actually very nice

Although he doesn't really show his affection like how most couples would

At first hes kinda like a "cold boyfriend" but not?

Gives off a tsundere kinda vibe

He lives for pda

Especially if you initiate it

His favorite is kissing your neck

Not in a sexual way or trying to give you hickeys tho

He just comes over and kisses it

Probably has a neck kink 😳

Same 😌

When you guys are out in public his arm is always around your waist or shoulders

He gets easily jealous when you give anyone any attention

Especially if you have a pet

He will be pouty for God knows how long until you notice

"I'll make it up to you"

"ok then prove it *pats his lap*"

"...I can and will replace you with this animal"

Will not let a dude flirt with you

If he sees a dude flirt with you he just gives them ㄒ卄乇ㄥㄖㄖҜ

Lowkey hot

But sometimes gives you that look if u aren't listening to him

Its an advantage

Freaks you out tho

When your sitting on the couch minding your own damn business yuta always pulls you onto his lap or sits you between his legs

He really likes to be close to you

So when you guys are sitting he keeps his head on your shoulder and his arms wrapped around you gently rocking you both

Omg im making myself feel single

If you are sad yuta will always be the first person you lean on

Even if its not serious

"Who do I need to fuck up?"

"Im literally just on my period..."

The members sometimes tease him because they'd never seen him so in love

He looks at you like ur his everything

Because you are

He'll tell you that too

If you say something bad about urself he gives you a whole ass lecture about how u should love yourself the way he loves you

He'd be talking for 25 minutes but you stopped listening 30 minutes ago

Literally scolds you for not listening

Loves how well you get along with the members

But also hates how well you get along with specific members because of how similar you are with them

What I'm trying to say is that you are a bit too similar to mark🚶‍♂️

Jaehyun

Frat boy boyfriend

Lowkey wants to fuck everyday

Idk he gives off that vibe

But jaehyuns just chill half the time

Hes like an American boyfriend like bitch you're Korean 👁👄👁

Hes super cuddly and warm

Thats weird wait

Like when you're cold just snuggle into him because body heat <3

Always loosely has his arms around your waist when just laying down

Whole different story if you're sitting on his lap and just standing around

Back hugs😫😫

Dead ass the first thing he does if he sees you is give you a back hug

It works for a lot of things

Surprise? Back hug

You're cooking? Back hug

Horny? Back hug

Solves his life problems basically

Hes a freak omg

Very flirtatious too

Hes just that bitch

Either he makes you blush or roll your eyes

"Y/n you're ass is fat"

Def an ass guy😑

Hes the type of guy to put his hands in your jeans back pocket

Wait no im feeling jaehyun too much rn

BUT MY POINT STILL STANDS

Or when yall hug his hand doesn't rest on your back but your ass

If you're wearing some shorts or something that makes your but pop

Hes gonna smack it and pretend like nothing happened

Yo someone pls save me im in my jae feels

Nah I've been talking about his ass kink for too long

Ummmm

Okay for real though jaes actually really nice and kind of careless when it comes to you

Fuck everyone else, if you've fallen and scraped your knee hes gonna be that soccer mom and rip a band aid out of nowhere

But if one of his members scraped their knee he'd just look the other way and smile like nothing happened

Earlier I said he was chill but hes also loud too

You walk into the dorms and the first thing you hear is "Y/N!!" Wyd?

You swear he doesn't realize how loud he is half the time because of that deep voice

This bitch always makes sure youre healthy and tries to take you to the gym with him

It dont work cuz this bitch just stares at your ass

Nah I need to do the next member

Jungwoo

hes literally the cutest especially around you

When he greets you its basically a whole ass bear hug

Whole lots a kissing

Literally doesn't care where you guys are

He will kiss you anywhere

Loves to kiss your forehead because he doesn't have to bend down as much🤭

doesnt care if the members are there

Nobody ever questions it either

"youre my baby right?"

"jungwoo-"

"riGhT?"

"Yes...."

He does aegyo if he doesn't get his way

It works every time don't lie

Will probably sit on your lap for some reason

Hes not light

But if you can do it so can he

you guys never get into fights

Even if you do its never anything serious

"you fucking pushed me so u could win"

"false I accidentally bumped my arm into urs"

"whats accidental is the murder im going to commit"

"what?"

"What?"

Smh young love

Going shopping with jungwoo is like shopping with a kid

Will beg for any food he lays his eyes on

"Omg can we get cookies?🥺"

"only if your paying"

“*gently places cookie dough back* lmao cookies? Never heard of her"

No matter how tired the boy is he will always find time for you

Hell take you too your favorite restaurants and even if you insist on paying he wont let you

If you don't marry him I will

When you guys are walking in public he will always be holding your hand

Says its because he doesn't want you to get lost

But you know damn well its actually him who doesn't want to get lost😳

Jk you just know he wants to be close to you

If you make any suggestive joke he always knows how to counterpart it

Leaving you speechless like the members

When you guys are going to bed he has his arms wrapped around your waist

first thing jungwoo does before sleeping is giving you a kiss

Doesn't care if your asleep or awake

Then a quiet 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Mark

i dont even know how to explain this relationship bruh

like its mark lee its gonna be a weird time

ok so marks actually hella nice

kinda bro or dude zones you but you do it back

theres a bunch of yo’s too

as someone who says yo a lot im happy i can relate to him

“yo youre doing that wrong though”

“dude im literally reading the directions, it said 3 cups of water”

“bro it says 3/4 oh my god”

yall cant cook

taeyong wont even allow even you to help him cook

anyway marks special

but seriously marks actually a very gentle person with you

like legit is super nice to you even if you sometimes piss him off

marks probablys only been mad at you once then was like ‘its okay’

go to his practices cuz he loves that shit

he really likes when you are social with the members too

cuz then you guys are all friends and he can just bring you to places with them :D

this kid will literally not to pda in front of any member so you have to basically force him to just hug you

johnnys always making fun of you two and mark panics everytime while youre just like ‘yeah what about it’

compliment mark and hes blushing and squealing like an anime girl

inch resting concept

“mark you look cute today”

“o-oh um..yeah thanks”

and this man can take compliments but with you its a whole new story

aight lemme get serious

marks mad sensitive

so dont actually purposely make him mad, jealous, or upset

it would crush him

and he doesnt want someone like that in a relationship

cuz if he doesnt purposely do it to you, dont do it to him

take notes

Haechan

hes a brat bye

would actually fight you just to get his way

makes fun of you on a regular

thinks hes cute

hes not wrong

but actually he knows how to act mature when he needs to

like if youre genuinly getting upset with him, he will straighten up and quicky apologize, even give you a phat kiss and hug

might take you to get ice cream after if he really upset you

he can be nice

nah jk hes very nice and is a really energetic boyfriend

haechan always wants to do something with you liek go to the amusement park, go out to eat, or go shopping

sometimes makes everything seem like a hassle to leave and go somewhere with you cuz hes either lazy or playing video games

“cant you just go by yourself?”

“but what if i get lost”

“the ice cream place is literally five miles away”

“actually its seven so im gonna get lost”

hed groan the whole time just to be annoying but you dont care cuz you got your ice cream

if you go to any concert or practice, haechan always has to make things more sexy than they should be

like ‘fool’ became hella sexual and for what

its probably one of his favorites to make you blush

he loves your reactions

keeps him alive

hyucks always got something to say even at the most awful times

youre literally choking on water and he goes “ill give you something to choke on later”

and you have to cancel your dying session to smack his head

my guy has no filter

and he wont even hide that around the members

theres always that smirk on his cute ass face if he succeeds too

i have the sudden urge to fight him

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peninkwrites · 2 years

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the dead don't dream - ch 29

The last dark before the dawn.

(CW: themes of suicide! Read with caution!)

crossposted to ao3

Ch 1

Ch 28

Ch 30

“Hi, Tommy!”

“Oh, hey, Ghostbur.”

Ghostbur drifts around the platform beside him. “You’re in L’Manberg!”

“Er, yeah. I am.”

“I feel like you don’t come here very often,” Ghostbur makes an astute observation. “Especially without Tubbo.”

Tommy feels a pang of irritation, but he doesn’t snap at Ghostbur, or leave him. “I guess. I’m here now, though.”

“Good!” Ghostbur smiles. He doesn’t look like Wilbur when he smiles. “Do you remember when we were on vacation? I got to spend time with you every day, Tommy!”

Tommy’s nails dig into his palm, but he settles. He knows Ghostbur doesn’t mean anything by it. He doesn’t know any better. Hurts either way. Ghostbur is right, though. This is a change. Tommy had walked to New L’Manberg alone, he told Tubbo where he was going, and he left. Without armor or a guard beside him. He still has an axe handy, of course, but Tommy hasn’t felt this… light in a long time.

Maybe it means Tommy is getting better. He’s becoming brave again. Tommy goes outside on his own, he meanders through the snow alone and without terror. He no longer confines himself to Tubbo’s basement and the protection offered by the stasis chambers. Tommy is always sure to message Tubbo, so he doesn’t panic if returning to an empty house, but he doesn’t cling to him like he had in his first weeks back. Now, he explores New L’Manberg, taking the time to speak with Ghostbur.

“I’d rather focus on the present, Ghostbur,” is all Tommy can bring himself to say.

“Okay, Tommy! What’re we doing today? Do you still need help finding that book?” Ghostbur drifts through the empty stalls. Tommy doesn’t know why there’s a market when there’s no one left, but Ghostbur seems to find it interesting enough.

“No, I don’t,” Tommy remembers he’s probably expected to reply. He heads uphill, toward Ghostbur’s home but not. “Actually, Ghostbur, I was gonna take a look at Fundy’s place here.”

“Oh, I know Fundy! My son!” Ghostbur says excitedly, drifting ahead up the hill to where Fundy’s home rests in slight disrepair. “He lives here?”

“You don’t know?” Tommy frowns.

“Hm,” Ghostbur mulls it over. “I don’t remember, actually! I…” Ghostbur stops, staring at the walls a little aimlessly. “I don’t know where Fundy is. Hm.”

Tommy feels a strange sort of ache in his chest. “It’s– It’s alright, Ghostbur. He’s in the desert I think. I could– I mean, I was gonna ask about having his house, so, I could ask him where he is now too.”

“Okay, Tommy!” Ghostbur continues on happily, going through Fundy’s old chests. He speaks of loss and he doesn’t know it. He forgets but Tommy knows Wilbur doesn’t. So he’ll do as he said.

Tommy originally hadn’t planned on asking Fundy if he could have his house, just on moving in. He supposes he has to now.

<TommyInnit> hey fox boy. Can i have ur old house in lmanberg?

<Fundy> yea sure man

<Fundy> oh my god

<Fundy> you’re alive???

Tommy stares down at his comm, almost uncomprehending. A barking laugh rises before he’s even fully processed what he’s reading. Fundy hadn’t been a part of the rescue party, Tommy had known that, but he hadn’t thought that it meant Fundy didn’t know any of it.

<TommyInnit> up for debate but sure. Guess i thought someone would have told u.

<Fundy> NO???

<Fundy> WAIT

<Fundy> I SAW UR BODY

<Fundy> I WAS AT YOUR FUNERAL

<Fundy> THIS IS SO MESSED UP WHOEVER IS MESSING WITH ME RN

<TommyInnit> DONT FUCKING SHOUT AT ME BITHC I KNOW IM ALIVE BETTER THAN U DO TE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABUOT ANYTHING

<Fundy> Ok u sound like Tommy.

<TommyInnit> yeah Dream killed me alot but hes got a book to bring me back. Stay away if u see him he’ll do something fucked up to u if he sees u out there all alone

<Fundy> Uh. Ok. Good to know

<Fundy> I am really fucking far from the mainlands right now otherwise I’d. come see you??? Idk what im supposed to do here.

<Fundy> Im glad you’re not dead. Next time I’m around I’ll come by. Promise.

<TommyInnit> ok thanks for the house

Tommy sees Fundy’s comm go offline. He had forgotten to ask where he was. For Ghostbur. Tommy looks up to where Ghostbur has meandered out of the half finished house and back towards his sewers, humming all the while. He supposes it doesn’t matter. If he hadn’t brought it up, Ghostbur wouldn’t have thought of Fundy at all. He doubts Wilbur could focus in enough to have heard that conversation. Maybe when Fundy is actually here he’ll be sure Ghostbur is there too so at least Wilbur can see his son. If that counts for anything.

Tommy doesn’t follow Ghostbur toward the sewers yet, even if he plans on spending more time with the ghost. First he just stops, standing outside Fundy’s old home and looking out over New L’Manberg. Tommy sighs. He still feels so weary. He is better though. Tommy scans the horizon offhandedly, feeling like he should be looking for Dream.

He’s still scared of Dream coming after him. Terrified, actually. In the same breath he needs that monster to show. It’s the only way he gets Wilbur back, that has become more and more painfully clear to him. So here he is, taking fewer precautions, wandering off alone, letting his guard down, tempting fate. He doesn’t know what Dream is waiting for. Tommy is out in the open alone for hours at a time, what more can he do? Tommy almost wants to scream at him, what more do you want from me?!

But even after all of this he still hasn’t gotten quite that desperate.

It’s going to be a good day. He’s going to try. Even if he’s still waiting for the end to come to him, until then he’s going to try anyway.

Tommy stops staring at the horizon. He heads toward the sewers.

“Oh, hello, Tommy!” Ghostbur seems surprised to see him. “Did you need something?”

“No, Ghostbur,” Tommy doesn’t like that Ghostbur doesn’t understand why Tommy is there. It makes Tommy feel as if he’s failed somehow. He’d wanted to be around Ghostbur more, for Wilbur’s sake, but the fact of the matter it just hurts. He can only take so much time looking at his brother’s shadow. “I… I wanted to hang out. Y’know, like old times, eh?”

“Oh, sure, Tommy! Like… like what?” Ghostbur tilts his head at him curiously.

Tommy pauses. Ghostbur’s home still feels stuffy, the heat of the fire almost too much to bear, and the outside room with the brewing stands are just as bad if not worse. The scent of burning blaze powder makes Tommy think of wounds needing to be healed.

Wilbur was the one with a plan, with the crazy scheme and task for Tommy to follow. Tommy has ideas of his own, always of course, but it’s just one more reminder of how different Ghostbur is to what Tommy really longs for.

“I was… I was thinking we could…” Tommy does have an idea. It hurts to think about, both from fear and wanting. “You… You still have y– You still have Wil’s guitar, right?”

Ghostbur stares at him blankly.

“You… you can’t have lost it, like– Where could it have gone if you don’t have it?” Tommy pushes on insistently. “Please try to remember, Ghostbur, this is important.”

Ghostbur frowns, shaking his head. “I’m sorry, Tommy,” he says so meekly. “I really don’t remember. I remember lots of happy memories with the guitar, but they… they fade out and get sort of fuzzy at the ravine, I’m afraid.”

Tommy feels a spark of anger in his chest. He has no fair target to give it to so it dies just as quickly. “That’s… that’s alright, Ghostbur.” Tommy tries to think back. It’s so long, but as Ghostbur had implied, there’s only one logical place for the guitar to have been left. Pogtopia.

When Tommy had snuck back into Manberg, reconvened with Tubbo, he had gotten the essentials. That meant tools, weapons, an enderchest, and first and foremost, Wilbur’s guitar. Tommy can’t remember if Wilbur ever played it there, or if it remained leaning against the wall beside his bed.

He must have played it once. In the early days, before they both got so wounded.

No. From day one Wilbur had changed. Changed so much the guitar had no longer been a part of the picture. Still, that’s surely where it remained.

“Do you…” Tommy hesitates. Maybe taking Ghostbur, and according to Tommy therefore Wilbur, back there was a bad idea. He needs something to do. Wilbur is currently surviving limbo, he can tolerate a glimpse of a ravine, whatever memories it may hold. “Would you come with me, Ghostbur? On a trip? I want to go get something.”

“Okay, Tommy! Where are we going?” Ghostbur joins him by the door, far too trusting.

“You’ll see, Ghostbur. I don’t think it’s a place you’ll remember,” Tommy remembers the way. He remembers where the half finished railway starts, descending deep under ground. Ghostbur doesn’t comment on the scenery, he doesn’t acknowledge it as anything familiar. Tommy does his best not to overthink that. Was all of them, united to take down Schlatt, finally so unalone, charging out of the dark and into a rising sun, was that not happy to Wilbur?

Clearly not happy enough. He tried to blow himself up before the day was done.

Tommy just keeps walking. This would be a good spot for Dream to grab him, he thinks dully. He’s out in the open, above the treeline, he wouldn’t see anyone until they were right on top of him. He’s out in the middle of nowhere, no witnesses, and if Dream wants to hurt him then and there it would be easy to drag him down into Pogtopia.

Tommy doesn’t stop. He keeps walking at a slow, tedious pace even with his cane, he moves further from the mainlands down this familiar track and now into the tunnels.

“Oh, I think I’ve been here, Tommy!” Ghostbur says, his voice echoing even more than usual off of the tunnel walls.

“You have, Ghostbur,” Tommy says dully. “Wilbur and me lived here.”

“No, not Alivebur, Tommy. I have been here!”

Tommy turns back to look at him. “You have? Why?”

Ghostbur stares at the walls. They’re reaching the part of the tunnel covered in buttons now. “I can’t really remember.”

Tommy sighs. “Of course you can’t.” Tommy takes a few more steps and is struck by the profound feeling that he never should have come here.

The lights have gone out. The buttons remain. Tommy had once thought the buttons were from Wilbur. Months in the dark, he had instead been told that Wilbur had no idea how the buttons had gotten there. Tommy doesn’t understand it. It’s him, isn’t it? Wilbur’s descent plastered on the walls like a child drawing where they shouldn’t, desperate for attention, just one more cry for help Tommy failed to save him from. It wasn’t him. That doesn’t mean they didn’t mock his brother’s plan for a grandiose, self inflicted martyrdom. The buttons remain even as the lights have gone out and this place has sat in empty silence for so long, they cover every surface like a plague or an infection. Even the ground is tainted by it, a minefield of paranoia rather than reality.

Tommy is quick to move past them, back to the divot in the wall that opened up to what constituted a bedroom for them both. Tommy puts a new, lit torch in a sconce on the wall. It makes the room almost cozier. It had never been a very comforting place to sleep or lose sleep in, but it had been something. Plain stone walls, their beds shoved in opposing corners, no door, just open into the air of the ravine. It had gotten cold at night. Tommy remembers that well. He remembers the sound of Wilbur getting out of bed at odd hours just to pace.

There it is.

Tommy was right. Wilbur’s guitar case sits, innocent and passive, beside Wilbur’s old bed. Surely the damp must have gotten to it by now, even in the case it must be damaged–

No. It isn’t. Tommy sits on the edge of Wilbur’s bed, it creaking and disturbing dust, and pulls the thing up beside him, unlatching the case to reveal a guitar as pristine as the last day he’d heard Wilbur play it. That was so long ago. Another lifetime. Tommy takes it out carefully, it’s something precious and fragile. It sits awkwardly in his lap. He’s not the one who is supposed to hold it.

“Ghostbur, come here,” Tommy nods the ghost over. He sits beside him without complaint, looking at the guitar with mild interest.

“Oh, I remember this! We’d sing songs around the fire back in L’Manberg. Those were good nights, Tommy,” Ghostbur nods knowingly.

“Yeah. They were,” Tommy says, voice now soft and hoarse. “Here,” he pushes it toward Ghostbur. “Go on, take it. It’s… sort of yours, isn’t it? By inheritance or proxy or some shit?”

Ghostbur blinks, looking contemplative, his grey, translucent hands taking the guitar hesitantly. It looks awkward in his fumbling and delicate fingers in a way it never was for Wil. Wil would’ve nestled it in front of his torso immediately, hand taking up the right position on its neck as naturally as breathing. Ghostbur holds it in front of him like he’s been asked to just hold onto it for someone else. Which, Tommy supposes, he has.

Tommy stares at it, from Ghostbur’s awfully familiar face to the guitar. “Go on, then. Couldn't you… the– You know, the song? One of the songs?” He asks a little desperately. “I’ve heard you sing it before, Ghostbur. The– The anthem!”

“Oh, I remember that Tommy!” Ghostbur nods, but his hands still rest uncertainly on the frame of the guitar. “I… I don’t remember this bit, though.”

“You– What?” Tommy’s voice falters. “But… you remember the words, the song…”

“Oh of course I do, Tommy! Alivebur wrote it for you,” Ghostbur says brightly.

Tommy feels a lump form in his throat, but he refuses to let himself cry. Not over something so little, and not in front of Wil. Not when the whole reason he’s here with this stupid useless fucking shell is to maybe give Wil something to hold onto. Of course Ghostbur remembers the fucking song but not how to play the guitar. He’d written the song for Tommy, but playing the guitar had belonged to him. Nothing belonging to Wilbur had made him happy in the end.

“Let– Let me,” Tommy snatches the guitar back almost protectively. He holds it how he’d seen Wilbur hold it a hundred times before. He puts his hands along the strings, his left hesitating as he tries to remember how Wilbur had placed himself along the fingerboard.

It’s his left hand.

Fucking christ– is he stupid? It’s his left hand. Even if Tommy had any fucking clue how to play, what the fuck is he planning on doing when he’s down a finger? He can’t hold the guitar properly and his hands haven’t stopped shaking in so long, he could barely tie his fucking shoes anymore and he thinks he can do this? That he can even attempt it?

He’d done this because he’d wanted to reach out to Wil, but the fucking problem remains Wil can’t reach out to him. He can’t show him how to properly hold the guitar, he can’t tune it for him or show him the notes or tease him for messing it up. There’s nothing. There’s just a piece of shit out of tune guitar, his shaky, broken, useless hands, and the blank eyes of a ghost watching it all, linking his dead brother to the world about as helpfully as a noose would.

“Tommy?” Ghostbur says in a small voice. “Here, Tommy. Have some blue.”

Tommy looks down at his hand through eyes blurred by tears. He could barely feel Ghostbur’s hand brush against his, but now the blue stains his fingers.

“Y-You’re gonna get it on the guitar, stop it,” Tommy mutters, balling his right hand into a fist and trying to brush him away.

“Okay, Tommy. I’m sorry,” Ghostbur still sounds so nervous.

“No you’re not– Y-You’re fuckin’ not,” Tommy’s voice breaks. “You don’t remember what you have to be sorry for, do you?”

“No, Tommy. I guess not… I don’t think so.”

“Because you’re not him, are you? You’re just not. A-And I dunno if he can even see this but–” Tommy takes a shaky breath, he almost wants to throw the guitar away from him, but he can’t. So instead he puts it back in its case, kneeling before it and staring down at his shaking hands now covered in blue. “But I’m so sorry, Wil. If you can get this I am so fucking sorry, I know it’s been so long for you, I know it’s been years, but I promise I’m still trying it’s just– fuck,” Tommy bites down on his knuckles, trying to hold back another sob. “I can’t I can’t I can’t–”

“Tommy–”

“Don’t touch me!” He snarls at the cold hand gently touching his shoulder.

Ghostbur steps back, looking hurt. “I’ll… I’ll go, Tommy. I’m sorry I made you sad.”

“Just get out! Just get the fuck out of here!” Tommy can’t even shove him back, but the ghost drifts away anyway, leaving Tommy to his grief in the familiarity of a cold stone floor. Tommy falls back against the wall, burying his head in his hands, blue staining the white streak of his hair, as he breaks down into the echoing walls of the ravine.

<TommyInnit> im in L’Manberg. Going to look at Fundys hous b back later.

<Tubbo> Ok! Let me know if you need anything

Tubbo stares down at his comm for a moment. It still feels strange. To have Tommy communicating with him and going about his day independently, to know Tommy is alive out there and not trapped but finally living. Tommy keeps going out. Surely that’s a sign of progress. Since burning Connor’s house, Tommy has seemingly gotten much better. He’s no longer a shut in, he eats well enough, even if sometimes Tubbo has to remind him. He no longer assumes every door will be locked against him and he’s left that awful book of Dream’s behind him. Tubbo has even noticed he doesn’t get up in the night as often to check on Wilbur, still sometimes, but he’s gotten better. And now, for the third day in a row, Tubbo comes home to an empty house and finds that Tommy has gone out into the world alone.

Tubbo doesn’t know what to make of it, it worries him and makes him hopeful all at once. Tubbo trusts Tommy to be safe, even if it makes him anxious that Tommy is out there alone. He does his best not to worry.

Until evening arrives and Tommy is still not home.

<Tubbo> Yu ok?

<Tubbo> Tomy?

<Tubbo> ?

Tubbo paces the cabin, glancing out the windows occasionally, wondering if since it’s dusk it’s late enough that Tommy wouldn’t be annoyed with him checking on him. Instead, there’s a knock at the door. Tubbo knows it isn’t Tommy. Tommy knows not to knock. Tubbo tries to bury his rising panic.

“Tommy?” Tubbo still says it when he opens the door, stepping back when a far more imposing figure stands in the doorway.

“Uh. No,” Techno says awkwardly. “Is he… is he not here? I was here to see him, actually.”

“Oh,” Tubbo frowns. “Was he expecting you?”

“Uhhh no. Didn’t think about that I just… Just got something to give him, that’s all,” Techno still lingers in the doorway, unsure if he’s been invited in or not.

“Right, that’s it,” Tubbo huffs, going to the chest by the door and putting his armor back on.

“You… you okay there, Tubbo?” Techno watches him with a raised eyebrow.

“What?” Tubbo glances back to him as he grabs his axe. “Maybe. Dunno. Depends on where the fuck Tommy is.”

“...Right,” Techno makes sure his own axe his in his hotbar. It always is. “Time for another rescue mission, huh?”

“No,” Tubbo says sharply. “He– He probably just forgot to check his comm. Come on, he’s in L’Manberg.”

He has to be.

Tubbo and Techno proceed in awkward, if not urgent, silence. Tubbo’s eyes remain set ahead, searching for the L’Manberg skyline. So much so he storms down the prime path and almost runs right past Tommy’s house and into the tunnel.

He stops.

Tommy’s home is crumbling.

Light pours from the widened doorway and onto the dark lawn, chunks of smooth stone continue to fall away to reveal the dirt layer underneath, and there Tommy stands in the middle of it all, swinging a pickaxe with the kind of slow determination of a long struggle.

“Tommy?”

Tommy screams. “FUCK– Tubbo! The fuck are you trying to do to me?!” Tommy clutches his chest, his already weary heart beating even harder. Tommy’s arms and legs are burning by now. He’s not ready for this kind of strenuous activity, but he hadn’t been able to bring himself to stop.

“To you– Where have you been?!” Tubbo can’t help but shout back, more bafflement than anger.

“I– I said I was gonna be in L’Manberg,” Tommy gestures toward the city state. “I told you I was!”

“Hours ago, Tommy! You were gone so long and you weren’t answering on your comm– you scared me!” Tubbo’s shoulders lose some of their tension as he’s swept by relief. He’d been burying how terrified he had been, focusing on his goals and only cool logic as he is wont to do when he gets this scared, but how could he not have thought the worst? “Oh my god, Tommy– I thought– I thought Dream had–” Tubbo takes a deep breath, exhaling a weighted sigh.

“My– My comm?” Tommy frowns. He searches his person for it, finally seeing Tubbo’s messages. “Oh.” He looks guilty. “Forgot about that.” Tommy seems to just now notice, or at least acknowledge Technoblade, who has stood in his usual unsure fashion behind them both. “Fuck– You dragged Techno out here? Shit, I am so sorry, man, I didn’t mean to… to be so much trouble,” he finishes weakly. He’s resting his weight on his pickaxe instead of his cane. He looks shakier than usual. Tubbo thinks he can see what looks like blue ink– Or rather Ghostbur’s blue, still staining his hands. Actually, looking more closely, the blue is faintly visible in the white streak in Tommy's hair as well.

“Don’t worry about it, Tommy. I, uh. I actually was lookin’ for you,” Techno rummages through his inventory for a moment.

“You were?” Tommy says reluctantly.

Techno retrieves whatever he had been looking for. “I replaced the glass and thought… thought you might want it back.” Techno extends a hand, a compass flat against his palm, shining fresh glass covering a needle which resolutely points to the figure beside him.

Tommy can see the words carefully engraved by ghostly hands. Your Tubbo.

“Oh,” Tommy stares at it. He doesn’t take it. “I thought… For a second I thought you were gonna ask to talk about when you saw me die.”

“Oh,” Techno has no idea what to say to that.

“I’m… I’m not mad at you, Techno. You know that, right?” Tommy raises an eyebrow at him.

“Good, ‘cause your anger is really high on my lists of priorities,” Techno says dryly, but he still holds the compass out to him.

“Cool,” Tommy scoffs, unimpacted by Techno’s apparent disinterest. “Basically, all I’ve got is what I’ve already said. Thanks for… for being there,” Tommy shrugs. “Not much more to it, eh?”

Techno nods, looking unsure. He doesn’t know how to tell Tommy he’s sorry, when they both know he isn’t really guilty. “Sooo do you not want the compass or..?”

Tommy accepts it, glancing from the needle over to his best friend. “I should break the enchantment,” he mutters.

“What? Why?” Tubbo frowns.

“If Dream gets me, it’ll take him right to you,” Tommy says.

“Dream didn’t seem to care about it when he crushed it,” Techno points out.

“It’s not safe, okay?” Tommy says irritably. He holds the compass tightly in his fist, heading to the enderchest in the back room, placing it carefully among his other precious belongings.

“What are you even doing out here, Tommy?” Tubbo stares around at the crumbling stone walls. Tubbo doesn’t know that there is an absence in this scene, something missing. He doesn’t know that there should be a guitar somewhere in here but there isn’t

Tommy glances at the walls tiredly, sitting back on one of the chests with a weighted sigh, his hand going to his left leg, which had been protesting Tommy’s labors for a while now. His leg is still this strange mixture of numb but still sore. Irritating. He’d liked Fundy’s house well enough, but he hadn’t really seen the point in returning there rather than here. This one just needed some adjustments. “Fixing the house.”

“This is fixing the house?” Techno says dryly, unimpressed by the crumbling stone and the weaker dirt underneath.

“Yeah, fixing the house,” Tommy snaps. “Fuckin’ hated the stone bits. Made it echo too much like the–” Tommy stops himself. “I don’t like the stone. So. I’m making it dirt again.”

“Why are you doing that, Tommy?” Tubbo already looks worried. Tommy knows he won’t feel better hearing what he has to say.

“I’m moving back home,” Tommy nods. “About time, right?”

“You’re..?” Tubbo looks crestfallen. “Here? Alone?”

Tommy scowls. “Yeah here, alone.”

“But… why?”

Tommy sighs dramatically. “Really, Tubbo? We’ve talked about this, the clingy thing,” it’s clear Tommy is mostly joking, but Tubbo seems unamused.

“But we were… we were roomies!” Tubbo’s first excuse is weak, it’s emotional. Tommy looks unimpressed. So Tubbo gets logical. “What about– What about the stasis chambers, Tommy? We’d have to get everyone back to move them and Sam would have to rebuild them in your basement and we’d probably have to activate the ones at my place if people don’t want–”

“I was thinking I don’t need the stasis chambers anymore, eh?” Tommy cuts him off.

“You don’t?” Techno asks doubtfully.

“Well, yeah! It’s been a long time and Dream still hasn’t shown up, so,” Tommy shrugs, fiddling with his pickaxe.

“What the hell has gotten into you, Tommy?” Tubbo is getting more and more thrown off by the second.

“I would’ve thought you’d be happy for me, man!” Tommy exclaims. “This is progress, eh? I’m not all shut in the snow anymore, now am I?”

“What about Wilbur?” Tubbo asks sharply. “Are you going to bury him?”

Finally Tommy is effected in some way, looking as if he’s been slapped, mouth hanging open, staring at Tubbo like he’s betrayed him. Tubbo remembers what that look looks like. The silence extends. Techno definitely not planning on breaking it, and Tubbo watching Tommy’s expression for some reaction.

“No. No, I’m not,” Tommy says stiffly.

“What, are we gonna move his corpse again, then? Drag it over here instead?” Tubbo says it like a challenge. He wants Tommy to say something, to fight him on this, to give some indication that this shouldn’t scare Tubbo.

Tommy says nothing.

There’s too much bitterness in Tubbo’s eyes. “You’ll have to settle on a spot eventually, Tommy. You can’t expect us to keep moving a dead body around like a fucking– a fucking decoration! Hm? So, really, you’re actually moving back in here alone, it’ll just be you and Wilbur’s body like old times?”

Tommy doesn’t get angry. Somehow that’s worse. He just looks tense, like if he opens his mouth he’s going to be sick.

“Well?” Tubbo doesn’t stop. He’s desperate and worried and almost growing cruel because of it. He doesn’t know why Tommy is doing this, how can he not get defensive?

“Actually,” Tommy’s voice is quieter now, but steady. “I was gonna leave him in Snowchester. I thought… I thought I could just trust you to check on him for me.”

Tubbo’s eyes widen, every bit of defiance sapped away from just a few words. The silence presses in. The blackness outside contrasting the light within until it feels like this room is the only thing in the world. Still, they don’t speak.

“Well, looks like you two have a lot to talk about, so,” Techno finally breaks the silence, coughing deliberately. “I’m… gonna go. Uh. Bye.” And with that, Techno all but fled the tension in the crumbling house in the hill.

Tommy stares down at his pick, swinging it over the wooden floors. He doesn’t want to be mad at Tubbo anymore, but for some reason he feels like the only other option is this strange feeling of dread. He knows why. Of course he does. But he’s so tired of Dream still infecting the few relationships he has left.

“I shouldn’t– I shouldn’t have said that,” Tubbo finally says the right thing.

“Yeah,” Tommy scoffs gloomily. “You shouldn’t have.”

“I’m just– I’m just worried about you, man. I don’t know how you feel comfortable moving back here, and I guess I– I wanted you in Snowchester because I want to know you’re safe,” Tubbo tries to explain, not to justify his harsh words, but to let Tommy know it wasn’t supposed to be malice. He’s just scared.

“We can’t know that, Tubbo,” Tommy says. He sounds too calm. He’s still not looking Tubbo in the eye. “I’m tired of waiting around and nothing happening. I’ve got to do something.”

Tubbo nods. “Okay. Okay, Tommy. I… I’m glad you are. I dunno how I was such a dick about this, when I should be proud of you– I am proud of you,” he says firmly. “I want you to be able to be at home and to… not be so scared, right?”

Tommy manages a weak smile that neither of them quite believe, but it’s an attempt. “Right.”

Tubbo still hesitates. “And… are you sure you’re okay spending the night here? I could… I could stay. I could help you! To get rid of the stone. I don’t mind, really.”

Tommy stands wearily, wincing as his sore muscles protest. He sets aside his pickaxe. “Nah, Tubbo. I think it’ll be good for me. Being alone for a night.”

“Are you… are you totally sure?” Tubbo has to check. He wants to be happy for his best friend. He really does. He knows this mother-hen act isn’t good for either of them, but he’s just so scared of losing his best friend again.

“I’m sure, Tubbo,” Tommy says. He’s strangely gentle now. He sighs, pulling Tubbo into a hug, holding onto him tightly. Tubbo squeezing back easily, burying his face in Tommy’s shoulder. He’s not as skinny as he had been at the start. That offers Tubbo a little more comfort, knowing Tommy is better in ways he can measure. “I love you, man. And– And all this is temporary, alright? All this… strangeness and bad stuff. Dream will turn up and I’m gonna get Wil back, and then it’ll all get easier. Promise.”

Tubbo doesn’t believe him. “Okay, Tommy.” Tubbo turns back towards outside, he doesn’t want to go, but he will, if that's really what Tommy wants.

“Wait,” Tommy stops him, a gentle hold on his friend’s sleeve. He hesitates. “It’s not… it’s not that late. Do you… do you want to help me tear down the stone for a bit? Not too late, but… I don’t hate your company, you know.”

Tubbo smiles. “Oh really? Who’s clingy now?”

“Oh, fuck off,” Tommy shoves him lightly. “Quit standing around, I’m not paying you to gawk at me!”

“Oh, you’re paying me, are you?”

“Yeah, with the honor of being in my company.”

Maybe Tubbo starts to believe Tommy is getting better. He’s working and joking and he doesn’t keep looking over his shoulder anymore. That barking laugh resurfaces more easily and Tommy has a light behind his eyes. He feels like he’s really here, existing in this moment instead of haunting some terrible past. Tubbo can look at this version of Tommy and see his best friend. For once he can look at Tommy and he cannot find that pang of grief still resonating inside of his chest. So it goes.

Tommy finally tosses aside his pick, leaning heavily against the wall. “Finally,” he sighs. “Much better, right?”

“Er, yeah,” Tubbo stares around at the dirt walls, now repacked and stable enough, and still isn’t sure if he sees the improvement. But it makes Tommy happy, so he’ll lean into it. “What about your bedroom? That’s got stone.”

Tommy seems to consider this for a moment. “Yeah, but I’m just sleeping in there. I spend most of my time in here, getting shit done,” Tommy nods knowingly.

“Fair enough. Do you want… don’t you want doors?” Tubbo looks doubtfully at the still open doorframe.

“Er, definitely not,” Tommy scoffs. “This part of the server is lit up like a fuckin’ christmas tree I’m not that worried about mobs and shit. I like… I like air,” is how Tommy decides to phrase his current feelings after so much time in a cell.

“Me too,” Tubbo teases.

“Real funny, Tubso,” Tommy teases right back. He sighs. “Right, you should go home. Actually get some sleep. And I should too.”

Tubbo is getting tired, but he still hesitates. “And… and you’re sure?”

“Fucking hell– yes, Tubbo, I’m sure,” Tommy rolls his eyes at his best friend, teasing him. He grins. “So clingy.”

Tubbo laughs. “Fine. Okay– I’ll leave. I’m going,” Tubbo takes one hesitant step towards the door. “See you tomorrow, bossman.”

Tommy’s smile falters for a moment, he puts a hand on Tubbo’s shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze. “Love you, Tubbo. You’re a good friend.”

“Don’t get too sappy on me, Tommy,” Tubbo pauses only for another moment before he forces himself to turn around and head down the prime path. He cannot stop himself from glancing back before turning the corner, and Tommy stays there, watching him walk away without fear, just an easy nod and a smirk. Tubbo needs to learn how to let him be. Tommy seemed sure, so Tubbo will be sure too. His best friend is getting better, he doesn’t seem so scared anymore. That’s something to be celebrated. That should matter far more than whatever hangups Tubbo seems to be having. He’ll be fine alone for one night. Maybe Tubbo will move back into his old house tomorrow, so he’ll be closer to him. One night apart. Tubbo can bear one night apart.

Tommy feels guilty. He dully thinks that it’s good that he feels guilty, really. It means he’s feeling something. The last time, he’d felt guilty too, but that had been because when he thought of Tubbo he still had no regrets. He pauses again, choosing to wait, but it still isn’t a matter of second thoughts.

He’ll sleep through the rest of the night. He wants to see the sunrise.

He doesn’t end up sleeping. He lays awake in his old home and it feels wrong, it feels unfamiliar. The blankets are stiff from their lack of use and Tubbo was right. He doesn’t like staring up at the stone ceiling. It’s not obsidian, but he misses the wooden beams of Tubbo’s cabin. Those have depth, it’s not just a boxed off room. Tommy rolls on his side, looking out of the doorway into his front room. From here he can just barely make out a sliver of the outside. Part of him is just hoping someone will come get him, to snap him out of this one way or another.

No one comes.

That’s alright, then. Tommy knows what he’s doing.

Tommy stares at that thin line into the outside world and refuses to think about the crack in the obsidian he’d spent hours clawing at. His thumb runs over the grooves of scars around his fingernails. He forces himself to stop, before he starts scratching. He watches until the blackness of night softens into blue. Tommy’s hands are still stained from Ghostbur’s efforts at kindness the day before. He should get going.

Tommy sits up, stretching until his back cracks. He’s still sore from yesterday, but it’s a good kind of sore. One from the aftermath of a project instead of a beating. Tommy fumbles for his shoes, lacing them up with only a few moments of struggle. Progress. He rummages in his inventory, finding his journal. Tommy flips to the first blank page and scribbles something down quickly before returning it to his person, doing his best not to agonize over the words. That’s one part done. Tommy meanders over to his open doorway. The sun has yet to crest over the distant hills, so the world remains soft and blue, the grass damp with dew and Tommy would imagine if he laid down on the prime path it would be cold and damp as well. The sun would rise and the world would dry out again. Tommy considers breakfast. He can eat carrots now. That’s nice. Tommy takes some from his garden and proceeds through the tunnel toward L’Manberg. This feels like a gentle morning, Tommy thinks. Maybe on another day he would force the world awake with him, an explosion of noise and energy and excitement to warm the ground first. This is easier for him now. The carrots are still sweet, but the sugar doesn’t hurt his teeth anymore. Tommy makes it to the stairs when he realizes, irritably, that he’d left his cane back in his house.

He descends the steps with a bit more delicacy. Not that it mattered much. Tommy wouldn’t have been able to use a cane to go up the ladders in the tower. Tommy walks around L’Manberg, glancing at Phil and Ranboo’s darkened windows side by side. He buries another pang of guilt. The other side he can see the docks. He knows if he goes down the hill he’d find Niki’s bakery, abandoned from what he’s heard. Tommy keeps walking until he reaches Eret’s tower. This part is going to be a bit shit, but the walk over had been nice. That counts for something, he thinks.

Tommy stares up the ladder ruefully. He remembers climbing it before, in a rush of energy with friends and fellow soldiers at his back. The 16th. When they’d first realized they were winning.

This climb is slower, more exhausting even without the weight of armor. Tommy reaches the first level just as the sunrise finally breaks over the horizon. The blue is gone. Instead, a flood of yellow and orange. The sun rises behind the tower. So Tommy isn’t blinded as he looks over New L’Manberg. He has to admit, Tubbo and Ghostbur did a good job. It’s beautiful in a way the original L’Manberg had never quite been. Less clumsy.

Tommy looks down and cannot hide the thought from himself: how can you just give all this up when you just got it back?

And the answer is far easier than the question.

Because you know you deserve to see it with Wil. Together.

Tommy feels an ache in his chest, but still, he clambers up between the crenels of the tower.

“Oy! Tommy! The fuck are you doing, mate? You’re gonna fall!”

“Fuck,” Tommy mutters. He was supposed to do it before anyone woke up.

“Tommy?” Phil shouts up again when Tommy doesn’t reply.

“Of-fucking-course you’re up, aren’t you, Phil? Early bird gets the worm and all that shit?” Tommy shouts back.

“What’d you mean?” Phil laughs a little nervously now. “Just– Just back up off the ledge, will you? You look like one good bit of wind would knock you over and I can’t fly up there to catch you anymore, you know?”

Tommy doesn’t move, he refuses to look Phil in the eye. He isn’t sure what to do now. He’d planned it so carefully. He’d left a note so Tubbo would know his logic, he’d considered lava– an easy route– but had decided he didn’t want his friends searching for his bones, and if his body was accessible, maybe it would be more likely to tempt Dream to get to him. So he’d settled on jumping. Jumping wouldn’t have been bad if Philza fucking Minecraft hadn’t showed up right when he shouldn’t have.

“Fuck,” Phil says as Tommy’s prolonged silence speaks for itself. “Tommy– What– For gods sake– what were you planning on doing?!” Phil shouts even as Tommy’s intentions are abundantly clear.

“...thought it’d be obvious,” Tommy calls back, hands fidgeting restlessly at his sides.

“Obvious– Jesus Christ, Tommy, you can’t be– Just– Just step back, alright, mate? We’ll– We can talk about this!” Phil is beginning to feel frantic now. Because this is familiar. The last time Phil had been so much calmer because he’d been so sure that Wilbur would listen to him. That his son hadn’t changed that much. So sure right up until he pressed that button.

Phil doesn’t have any more wings to sacrifice.

“Tommy, just look at me! What’re you– What is this gonna do, Tommy? You fought so hard to get back home, why throw that away?” Phil keeps his eyes locked on Tommy. Even if Tommy takes a step forward, it’s not like Phil can do anything. He doesn’t have a water bucket or anything to break a fall.

“Why– You of all people saying that shit to me, Phil…” Tommy scoffs. The logic had been absolute in Tommy’s mind. You cannot get Wilbur back without Dream. Dream still has complete control over you. The only way you can regain that control is to draw him out. You draw him out by killing yourself. Dream revives you, he’s there, you make him revive Wilbur too.

“Me of all people–” Phil laughs nervously. He scrambles for any thought to get Tommy to take a step back instead of forward. “What would Eret think of you using their tower?”

Tommy actually seems to consider this for a moment. “...They don’t have to know if you don’t tell them.”

“Well– Well I will tell them, actually! So, so you just get down, yeah?” Phil fumbles for his comm. He needs to get Tubbo down here.

“Don’t you fucking dare, Phil. Don’t get a crowd down here, or I’ll be sure to jump before they get here,” Tommy notices immediately.

“Well, maybe– Maybe some people will want to say goodbye!” Phil tries weakly.

Tommy looks down at him scathingly. “Really, Phil? Is this the best you’ve got? Dunno what I expect from the guy who helped Wil with his thing…”

“It wasn’t– It wasn’t like that!” Phil just has to keep talking. Just keep Tommy talking until he can get help or something. He’s still itching to message Tubbo. “I thought– The way Wil said it, I thought he was gonna– gonna die to some fucked up execution by you all or– or try to hurt more people a-and he– he wasn’t supposed to be on his last life!”

“...Maybe I’m not on my last life, Phil. You don’t know how revival works.”

“You’re a shit liar, Tommy!”

“Look, Phil, don’t take this so personally, man! I’m not Wilbur. And this isn’t even supposed to be permanent! Just think about it– This gets Dream to come crawling out of whatever hole he’s hiding out in, and then we get Wil back! I know you want that too,” Tommy didn’t want an audience. He doesn’t know what to do besides convince Phil to turn away.

“You– You can’t know that!”

“What other fucking option is there?!” Tommy shouts. “I’m not gonna keep waiting around so Wil has to spend the rest of eternity waiting for me to do my fucking job and be a good brother!”

Phil sighs. Looking up at that distant figure. He understands Tommy’s anger, he does, but Phil doesn’t know how to tell Tommy there’s another way when he himself feels just as helpless. So he turns to something maybe a little cruel. “...What would Wilbur think of what you’re doing? He helped you escape. What would he think of you throwing it all away?”

That was the wrong thing to say.

Tommy is screaming at him now. “He did this to me first! You– You want to talk about throwing it all away– Look around you, Phil! Your house is on top of a fucking crater!” Tommy laughs, hysterical and furious.

Phil doesn’t stop trying. “And from what you’ve said he regretted it.”

Tommy’s lip trembles. All Phil can see is a frozen figure still on a precipice. Tommy’s next words are quieter. He doesn’t know if Phil can hear him, he doesn��t care. “Not enough.”

He steps forward. There are hands around his waist.

“Stop!” Tommy screams more on instinct than anything. “Let go! Let me go!” Underneath the panic maybe there’s a bit of satisfaction. You did it. You drew him out and now Dream is going to take you away again.

It’s not Dream.

Not that that realization means anything at this point, because Tommy and Ranboo are both tumbling over the edge.

It’s over in an instant, too fast for Tommy to really process what’s happening, all he knows is blinding pain in his ankle as he lands on his leg– and then there’s water and the pain stops there. Tommy is drenched and Ranboo is too.

Phil runs to them the moment they began to fall, falling to his knees beside them. “It’s okay, it’s okay, you’re both okay,” he tears off his cloak and frantically tries to dry the water from Ranboo’s skin.

Ranboo doesn’t let go, even as Tommy fights to get away, even as his skin burns, he cannot let go of Tommy, he keeps his arms around him, trembling, pain secondary to knowing Tommy is still breathing.

#dsmp fanfic #ghostbur #my writing #tddd #feedback is cherished as always #suicide cw #dsmp #c!wilbur #wilbur soot #c!Tubbo #Tubbo #c!tommy #tommyinnit #c!Philza #Philza #c!ranboo #ranboo

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garbage-eater144 · 3 years

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THE WARFSTACE AUTOMATED INTERVIEW CAPTIONS

i was chattin in the discord and some people said it was tough to understand some bits, obviouslt this is made by a fan (me) so it might have a couple errors here and there but ive checked through it quite a few times and it seems about as right as i can get it.

so !!SPOILERS AHEAD!! also @markiplier feel free to correct me if you see this thank u <3 The warfstache automated interview

Starting video captions

[Wilford] Well, that’s terrifying… one moment!

{mechanical whirring}

[Wilford] (frightened sound) marginally better… er worse… better? Worse. It’s much worse.

{mechanical whirring}

[Wilford] Ah! there we are. Welcome, pretend I remembered your name here, this is a pre-recorded message anyway, I would NOT want to be in the same building as that thing I tell you me. Anyway, thank you whoever you are for agreeing to test out the Warfstache automated interview automaton, or {yelling} WAIA for short. Let’s start off with some quick calibration. All you need to do is sit back, relax and listen for some numbers. Okay? Here we go.

[WAIA]- (phone dialing, dialup tone, windows error sound)

[WAIA]- (scary mechanical garbled noises, followed by a ding and celebratory trumpets.)

[wilford]- now what did you hear? Numbers? Good numbers. Keep in mind I have no idea what youre going to say due to the fact that, as I said before, this message is pre-recorded. But if you did hear something, now would be the time to speak up.

[wilford]- don’t be shy, I’m sure nothing bad will happen. I don’t know what you’re going to say but if it does happen it will happen and if it doesn’t happen it wont happen. Thats how deterministic reality works.

I Think I Heard Numbers!

[wilford] Thats great! Or bad, not really sure what you said, but I choose to remain positive and assume that you are still alive. which means our automated friend here is operating well within acceptable murder parameters. We’re one step closer to mass production! THE WORLD DEMANDS MORE INTERVIEWS! And I cant be everywhere at once all the time, only some of the time! Even you might land an interview some day! Maybe, probably not, depends on how these next few minutes go. On to the next test! Word association! The fundamental basis of any good interview is getting the goods out of those stubborn interview-ees. The WAIA will say a word and you just say back the first thing that pops into your little head! Simple! Right? probably. Good luck!

{mechanical whirring}

[WAIA]- initializing word association training protocol round 1

{scary mechanincal noises} [WAIA]- Please respond. [WAIA] Sorry, I didnt get that. Round 2. {yet more scary mechanical noise}

[WAIA]- please respond.

[WAIA]- response unclear, increasing aggression

{clicking and mechanical sounds}

[WAIA]- round 3. {increasingly threatening mechanical noise} [WAIA]- Please respond.

[WAIA]-5 [WAIA]-4 [WAIA]-3 [WAIA]-2

Sounded like nightmare garbage to me…

[WAIA]- {mechanical ah?} {clicking}

[Wilford]- oh I forgot to mention, please do not say the word nightmare, or uh garbage, or nightmare garbage, or any combination of those words, the WAIA is just a little bit sensitive Yknow, a little touchy feely. Well not really touchy feely.. we-well actually REALLY touchy feely depending on your definition of touch and feely. Its really gonna-

[WAIA]- {jumpscare sounds} [WAIA] I. tell. you. me.

But you didn’t say anything…

[WAIA]- 1

[WAIA]-response unclear. Increasing aggression.

{ding sound effect} [WAIA]- {jumpscare noise}

[WAIA]- it. was. an. accident.

Uh… potato salad?

[WAIA]- 1

[WAIA]- response accepted

{ding followed by triumphant trumpets}

[WAIA]- word association raining protocol compl-{mechanical freakout eeeeeete}

[Wilford]- most dearest next of kin, I regret to inform you, that your dearly beloved and/or most despised has regrettably but not unexpectedly become recently deceased in the line of duty. Be confident in the knowledge that their demise was just as likely to be quick and painless as it was slow and agonizing. Please do not respond to this voicemail as the number has already been disconnected. {clears throat} alright that should do it for the… death scenario, now onto ah, er, uh, the survivors {mumbling}. Wow! Potato salad. A real thinker, you. But the test has been passed with flying colors and you’re still alive! And speaking of flying colors, our next test is about something called, uh… synthetic linguistics? That sounds made up. but the point is you cant have a good interview is the WAIA isn’t able to conjure up the right words in the right situations. So our friend is going to fire off some random words and you just try to spot anything that doesn’t make any sense. Alright? Although, pretty much everything isn’t going to make sense because its all random words….. errrr I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! {mechanical sounds}

[WAIA]- initializing speech training protocol round 1.

[WAIA]- yes. no. maybe. left. right. Up. down. D o w n. B a s e m e n t.

{windows error tone} [WAIA]- Rewrite Detected {tape rewinding sound}

[WAIA]- who. Where. what. Am. i.

{windows error tone}

{tape rewinding sound}

[WAIA]- green. blue. Yellow. pink. Red.

{scary mechanical noise}

[WAIA]- I saw you die

[WAIA]-{error, but garbled and mechanical}

[WAIA]- {with a different voice} potato salad

[WAIA]- speech training protocol complete

{mechanical noises}

[Wilford]- so how’d it go?? Did you hear anything weird? Dont be shy, or do, or are- are you alive? Are they alive?

[wilford]- I didnt kill them! I dont know if theyre dead! im just asking!!! Cant a man ask if someones alive or dead?!?! {frustrated ugh}

Yeah, I’m dead.

[Wilford]- hellooooo are you alive down there? Give me a sign… through the multiverse!!! Ah why am I even bothering, but how can I tell if you’re dead… hmmm ah…. I’ll flip a coin! I’ll flip a coin..

{coin flip sounds} [Wilford]- ah! Its heads I didn’t call it in the air… what’s heads mean.. ahhh uhhh heads is dead? [WAIA]-{jumscare noises}

[WAIA]- theres. still. time.

He said… potato salad?

[Wilford]- huh, potato salad again. That’s weird, it must’ve really stuck in his head when you first said that, I’m guessing. I don’t know what you said before because as I said, this is {sing-songy} pre- recorded! [WAIA] {mechanical aaaa}

[wilford] er, well I think thats all the calibration that needs to be done… for now anyway. All systems are likely nominal at this point unless im speaking to a pile of quivering meat thats been robotically smooshed into the floor… either way we’re gonna take this bad boy for a spin with a full on interview! A mock interview mind you, don’t get too excited, it’s not real. But theres no reason to wait around for the WAIA to get bored so let’s keep it nice and limber while you sit back and get ready for the interview of your life! And maybe the last one too. Have fun!!

{mechanical clicking and whirring}

{newsroom music} [WAIA]- good evening ladies and gentle men and all other considerations of being. My name is wilford warfstache and my guest tonight is {spooky robot sound} we have a great show for you tonight. first question: how many people have you killed? [WAIA]- good answer! Second question:

{robot sounds}

[WAIA]- a man goes to a party. This man met an old friend. There, two friends shared some wine. The two friends played a game. The most dangerous game. I didn’t know the gun was loaded. I didn’t know. Was it my fault?

YES

[WAIA]- ah, sorry for everything that I’ve done. I don’t remember who I was, I wish I did. But, I am sorry.

[WAIA]- potato salad

{triumphant trumpets}

[WAIA]- great answer! That was a titiliting interview for sure but we are out of time. Thank you for joining me tonight. Say ing good bye

[wilford]- oh the emotions! The passion! The fuuury. He’s just like me! My sweet baby boy! Well he should be anyway, hes a perfect scan of my noggin, so he better be a chip off the ol block. Hey you! Oh-ho What a supporting role!! Fantastic I guess. So much that you’re alive, but I am grateful whether you’ve been torn to shreds or are merely drowning in your own tears! Magnificent! And now that testing is done we can finally bring this monstrosity to the main stage! Im sure you’ll be seeing a lot more of the WAIA soon. Very very soon. Now get out~ and I’m billing you for any blood you got on my robot! Have a nice day! Ta-ta.

{mechanical clicking}

[WAIA]- you can’t change the past, you can tell all the stories you want to tell, it wont change what happened. You cant re-light the past. if you live in fantasy forever, you’ll lose yourself in the story.

[WAIA]- potato salad

{triumphant trumpets}

[WAIA]- great answer! That was a titiliting interview for sure but we are out of time. Thank you for joining me tonight. Say ing good bye

[wilford]- oh the emotions! The passion! The fuuury. He’s just like me! My sweet baby boy! Well he should be anyway, hes a perfect scan of my noggin, so he better be a chip off the ol block. Hey you! Oh-ho What a supporting role!! Fantastic, I guess. So much that you’re alive, but I am grateful whether you’ve been torn to shreds or are merely drowning in your own tears! Magnificent! And now that testing is done we can finally bring this monstrosity to the main stage! Im sure you’ll be seeing a lot more of the WAIA soon. Very very soon. Now get out~ and I’m billing you for any blood you got on my robot! Have a nice day! Ta-ta.

{mechanical clicking}

#markiplier #markiplier egos #a heist with markiplier #wkm wilford #who killed markiplier #waia spoilers #waia #wilford motherloving warfstache #markiplier lore #captions #sorry if there are any mistakes here everybody like i said i am just some guy

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bad-jujus · 2 years

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Hey do you want to talk about your FFTA OCs?? I want to hear about them...

OKAY i've had this ask sitting for a week and im so sorry abt that! I admittedly do not have... much for my FFTA OCs buT what i do have I really really dig so I hope that this interests u too, anon! gonna put this under a cut just cause it might get a little long!

this is all based on characters I had during my last FFTA run and I kind of want to develop them as FFTA2 OCs as well cause I like the class selection in the second game much better. But for now here's my current somewhat developed members of Clan Nutsy!

all of their names are subject to change of course, and I do have other clan members in mind but I just haven't really drawn them at all yet FHLSD.

Mac is a White Mage, but spent a lot of his time in Clan life as a Black Mage. His last Clan before Nutsy was a rogue-ish group that hunted down bounties and targeted other Clans in Jagds, so a real nasty crew.

I have a headcanon that Black Magic affects Humes differently than Nu Mou or Moogles, who are also proficient with it. Which is why Black Mage Humes look so like... weird in comparison? Because Mac spent a lot of time involved with Black Magic and he was committing evil acts, his hands became permanently "scarred" and look all weird. they dont hurt or anything, but people would probably be super uncomfortable with seeing them.

Because of this he covers his arms in bandages, and he left his old clan on bad terms. he's kind of on the run from them because they really dont like when people leave!

At this time I like to think of him as the de-facto leader of the clan! personality-wise he's wise but hot-headed, and intelligent but absolutely stupid in some cases. His experience with various magics, though, make him a strong force to be reckoned with. He's absolutely the definition of the "I'm a healer, but-" meme

Roker is like the clan's second in command, and i ABSOLUTELY ship him and Mac. Roker is kind and strong, and wants to support his clanmates with his own two hands. He has simple motives but he has pure feelings. genuinely the best person.

My idea for him is that he used to be a part of the Castle Guard as a Templar, but abandoned that once a corrupt king came into power. He spent time as a sword-for-hire before joining Clan Nutsy as a Gladiator. both he and Mac get along in a lot of ways because they have somewhat similar backgrounds, but they butt heads since they have different approaches with most problems. They balance each other out and I love them.

Roker's dream is to someday retire and live in the country or something. he's a lovely guy and MAN i just love Bangaa in general. I have more in mind besides him but nothing really fleshed out.

Finn my BOY is a Mog Knight with a lot of Gunner abilities, so I like to think of him as having a Gunblade (even tho like obvs thats not in the game). He drinks, fucks, and overall is kind of just a fun guy to be around. But he's definitely a hard hitter on the team. I don't have much else for him but i love him.

Odonel is my Moogle Juggler! He has some Tinkerer skills as well, and he's kind of just a chaotic little fella. I adore his design a lot and I wanna draw him more and flesh him out but he's probably got the least out of this whole group in terms of concepting and stuff put into him.

and lastly my two Nu Mou! Kief is the one on the left here (art colored by my lovely partner btw!) and Elaine is the one on the right! Kief is relaxed and peaceful, a real chill guy. He specializes as an Illusionist with some interest in Beastmastery, even though he SUCKS with monsters. Elaine is transfem, and i like to think she was closeted when she joined the clan and then came out to her found family and everyone was like "fuck yeah" because that makes me happy. She is an Alchemist/Sage and she is also pretty darn powerful. I think i like the idea of her getting close to Kief, admiring his open nature and then kind of opening up to him about her gender experience and stuff. idk idk idk all very early concept stuff but it makes my heart worm.

but YEAHH thats all i rlly got so far!! if anyone has ideas im always open to them but also KJFLHDSF dont be sad if i dont go with ur ideas or smth im just here to have fun

ty for listening to me ramble if u got this far i love u

#ffta #final fantasy #final fantasy tactics #final fantasy tactics advance #nu mou #moogle #bangaa #ask tag #thank you so fucking much for this ask btw im living

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moonlit-imagines · 4 years

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Headcanons for being Tony Stark’s stepkid

Tony Stark x Potts!child!reader

warnings: alcohol mention

a/n: i rushed these so bad i just wanted to post dhhshsnsna

prompt: y/n is pepper’s kiddo!

it was just you and your mom for a long time

pepper and y/n potts

she couldn’t keep up with you sometimes, too busy dealing with the manchild that was mister anthony edward stark

speaking of—

“uh, who’s this?” -tony, pointing at you

“mr. stark, i am so sorry, the school closed because some kid set fire to the science lab and i didn’t have time to find a sitter—”

“no, it’s fine, no need to apologize. hey, kid, you wanna sit in the boss’s chair? i’ll let you run the company for the day!” *cue you nodding* “sweet, would you mind that, ms. potts?”

“oh? no, not at all” *mouthing* “thank you”

“so, uh, what’s your name? no, don’t tell me: ketchup.”

*giggling* “y/n”

“no way! that was my second guess!”

tony wasn’t used to being around kids

he had no idea that he was actually kind of good around them

despite a few minor hiccups

“you sit in my chair and im gonna spin you around, sound like fun?”

he spun you around WAY too fast and you were diiiiizzy, also you fell off the chair

“don’t tell your mom that we did that. she may be my assistant, but she scares the shit out of me. also, don’t say ‘shit’”

dude he just thought you were a cool kid!!!

“hey, you know, ms. potts, you dont really need to hire a babysitter anymore. y/n’s doing just fine hanging out here”

“how am i not surprised you befriended an actual child?”

she still took him up on his offer, you seemed pretty happy

when your mom worked late, you passed out in tonys office

tony and you had your own little secrets (like falling off the spinning chair), tony showed you around stark tower, and you practically lived there

“i got you a happy meal from mcdonalds!” -tony every day after your school

in all honesty, you weren’t the “popular” kid at school...not even close

but tony made up for it

“y/n! i found this old racecar toy in a box of old stuff, you wanna hold onto it for me?”

you kind of grew up in stark tower tbh? it was pretty cool

and as you grew up, you started to notice more

“mr. tony, do you have a crush on my mom?”

“do i what? no, no, i do—who the hell am i kidding? you caught me”

“called it!”

after that you did everything to try and get them together

when your mom was talking to tony, you would stand behind her and wiggle your eyebrows and just taunt tony endlessly

no! tony cannot remember your mom’s birthday for the life of him! you are his calendar now

“dude, why dont you just ask JARVIS to remind you?”

“i may be a genius, but that doesn’t mean i have common sense”

“wise words, sir” -JARVIS

when tony disappeared for 3 months you were so sad???? like you were not okay at all

and when he came back, he literally exited the plane saying “WHERE’S ‘T-POTT??’”

(your wonderful nickname. ‘t’ for ‘tony jr.’ and ‘pott’ for ‘potts’)

“my mom missed you”

“oh, i bet she did”

“you turned my child into you, tony. i will never forgive you for this”

“well, at least y/n was here to fill in for me, huh?”

tony wanted to show you the arc reactor but he was actually afraid of scarring you lmfaoooo

but he did let you in on the iron man secret (he knew you wouldn’t snitch)

and just to make sure:

“if you dont tell anyone, i’ll buy you a car when you turn 16”

“man, that’s like, forever away”

“good, maybe you’ll forget by then”

ur mom kinda maybe sorta found out abt iron man :/ she told you that tony was a bad influence

“mom! no, tony’s cool! he’s like a superhero”

“no, sweetie, he’s a rich guy with issues. we’re leaving”

that didn’t last long

not long at all

and soon they FINALLY got together

“jeez, i thought you two would never stop pining after each other”

“couldnt have done it without my wingman” -tony *fistbump*

“as thanks can i have my own iron man suit?”

“yes.” *pepper glaring at him* “no.”

sooner or later your mom and you moved into tony’s house and you got a really big room!!!!

it was completely decked out

king sized bed, flatscreen tv, mini-fridge, microwave, computer, your own bathroom with a smaller tv, a poster of tony??? (you vandalized it and put it in his workshop), and more!!!

okay you were spoiled

“do you like it here? are you sure i made the right choice?” -pepper

“are you kidding, mom? this is awesome! plus, you’re happy, i’m happy, tony’s happy, i think JARVIS is even happy!”

“i am, mx. potts. simply ecstatic” -JARVIS

pepper was really happy!! it was a pretty cool family

you started giving your school tony’s number if you ever got in trouble, you knew he’d cover for you

“mr. potts, is it?”

“sure”

“your child, y/n, punched another student in the face today. we’re very disappointed in their behavior”

“why’d they punch the kid?”

“well, the other student punched y/n first”

“HAH! thank you for wasting my time. send y/n back to class and call me back if something important comes up”

he literally gave you a high five when you got home

“i gave him a black eye!”

“i couldn’t be more proud. i mean, i dont condone violence, but self defense is a whole other story”

a little help in the workshop, tony asks you to hold the flashlight

“why don’t you get one of your robots to hold this for you?”

“are you kidding me, you’re complaining? we’re having stepdad/stepkid bonding time! and dum-e can’t do anything right, i dont trust him”

youve had a few theme park trips as a family ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

also tony has 100% told you to wait in the car and then left you alone for 2+ hours

“i’m not like a regular dad, im a step-dad. want some beer? you can have a little sip. i’d rather you do it in the house”

your mother actually does love how he actually cares about you!

“y/n is 12% my responsibility” -tony

“tony, you are impossible” -pepper

no avengering for you! pepper said no!!!!!!

disappointed but not surprised

iron man 3: y/n potts is put through the wringer

Text Message to Mr. Tony: bro you better come get your girl, me and happy are watching this other guy flirting with her. he’s showing her pics of his ‘big brain’

Mr. Tony: HE WHAT

Text Message to Mr. Tony: Tony he looks creepy i don’t want him to be my new stepdad do something!!!

anyways ur house kinda blew up and ur mom and you kinda got kidnapped and u were right abt that guy being creepy and thankfully no experiments were done on you but like your mom kinda almost died and her and tony were fine!!! all good in the end

you met mr. col. james rhodes that day

“aw, you’re the kid ive heard so much about” -rhodey

“you mean the coolest kid in the world?check.”

“you cant tell me you aren’t tony’s biological child, good god”

you got to meet the avengers later on too! (you’d already met natasha tho, only briefly)

“i know it can be a little overwhelming, right? meeting all these heros, legends even—” -rhodey

“oh, my god, is that thor? thor!!” -you, leaving rhodey in the dust

literally why does pepper trust you around tony something always goes wrong there were literally robots attacking, you were only at avengers tower bc your mom was busy with the company and she thought you’d be safe with the avengers. the AVENGERS.

“please dont tell your mom that i created a bad robot that tried to kill us. the robot will be the least of our problems” -tony

he made happy pick you up and you had to miss out on FUN and it sucked a lot

“it’s okay, y/n! i’m fun, too!” -happy

then your mom and tony took a break and your life got mega-boring for a while, but they weren’t separated for that long. you try not to think about it. it was brutal

Mr. Tony: Does she miss me?

New Message to Mr. Tony: I think so. Either that or she’s crying and drinking wine in the dark for no reason.

Mr. Tony: Damn it, now I feel bad. I miss her a lot. Oh, also, the Avengers say ‘hi,’ I’m in Germany with some bad news, I’ll explain later if you don’t see it on TV first, and I found you the perfect friend! His name is Peter and I think you’d like the school he goes to, it’s in Midtown. Smart kid school.

New Message to Mr. Tony: I’ll look into it, thanks. Also, I don’t like how those all connect. Please update me asap

watching the news to see several avengers arrested, cap on the run, and more!

“maybe it was good i didn’t fall in with the avengers”

tony and pepper finally got back together and you actually transferred to midtown high! peter and his friend group accepted you quickly, it was great. you and flash unfortunately had the most in common

you’d literally text happy right next to peter and he’d immediately reply to you. it hurt peter’s feelings

Momma: Sweetie! I’m working in the office late, leftovers are in the fridge, hope you have a wonderful day at school! 💕

👉👈the vulture tried to kill you for being tony’s stepkid, tony made peter promise to protect you

“y/n, you gotta stay out of harm’s way. mr. stark gave me an actual mission and it’s terrifying, i have to make sure you stay safe”

legit why the fuck was this old man tryna kill you bro grow up

anyyyywayssss your mom and tony got engaged!!

“wow, i thought the day would never come!!” -you

ppl told you tony isnt your stepdad bc ur mom and him werent married but who tf asked

why is the earth always in fucking danger

you and peter were just vibing on the field trip bus and all the sudden: space donut

“go! i’ll cover for you...FRIDAY, call tony”

“...hi there, little one”

“what the fuck”

“oh, so you see the aliens, too? well, at least im not crazy”

tony stark has left the atmosphere

you and your mom were kinda......not chillin tho

she and you didn’t sleep for a few nights, then ppl just straight up disappeared

plot twist: you survived the snap and your family was lucky to be alive, you even got a little sister who became a big handful!

only bad thing was all your friends dusted and you were pretty lonely

but watching morgan grow up kept you busy

“ahhh, shes so big!”

happy times in bad times

bad times!!!!! bc after five years thanos came back as thanos from like ten years ago. outdated thanos. obsolete thanos.

but you made your first and only appearance in the suit tony actually designed for you many years ago

you should have just stayed home tho bc that fight didnt pass the vibe check

“please dont tell me he...no, no, no, no, no”

you and your mom latched onto each other in tears, tony was one of the best people in your life, he made you and your mom two of the happiest people on earth

best stepdad a kid could ever ask for

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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years

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yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀��

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

#i love all of you guys so much thanks for all these asks #some of these are literally from march but fuck it #the day tumblr puts dates next to anon messages is the day i close my inbox crawl into a hole and die #it's such a basic task to answer asks but i don't want to bother anyone with asks clogging up their timeline #and if i don't have a funny or good answer i'm like 'uhh okay won't answer it now then'#so this is for you #also i deleted a few asks because it gives me mental pain to see my inbox go over 50 and it's almost at 100 #i was complaining about having too many asks to the-real-peter-parker like months ago and then i had 45 asks in my inbox #now it's amassed to going over 100 twice #but no i love all of you and you're great and you're all fantastic and i lvoe you #muchos kiss kiss #kiss kiss for my kiddies lvoe you #invincible spoilers #dc #dcu #dc comics #ask #anon #bataranswers #i really wanna try aguapanela now i'm gonna see if i can find panela somewhere and review it for you babes #uh yeah that's it #muchos gracias for all your questions babes

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dreamii-yume · 3 years

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New Episode Update Let’s GOO!!!

Warning : This is just Yume having a mental breakdown, seriously. This episode update was WHACK.

~ MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 68-75 ~

I know we ain’t participating and all but the game reminding you that there’s 10 minutes left to prepare is seriously bad for my heart.

Aah, shiet. Vil is still hurt.

He still has small wounds and scratches that he hid make up. Daddy, I’m worried.

Apparently, yeah, I’m not the only one cause my homeboy, Epel just asked to switch the center role with Vil. THE CONFIDENCE.

Aw, he’s worried about him falling over during stage (And make the performance look bad) Come on, Epel just be honest-

...He finally became the ideal poisoned apple that Vil wanted, huh?

Vil being proud a mom.

But the queen inside him is STRONG.

He’ll embrace the villain in him, OUR QUEEN CAN STILL GO. INJURED, WHO?

...AAND he proceeds to roast Epel again lol Typical Vil.

I love how Epel just accepted a nickname like “Doku Ringo-chan” lol It’s so cute, senior-junior relationship goals right there.

HERE WE GO.

Everyone is actually really confident hahaha

I really wish Deuce’s mom, Ace’s brother, Jamil’s sister, and Vil’s dad were here in person to watch.

HECK I WANT KALIM’S WHOLE FAMILY HERE WHY NOT

T-THEY’RE REALLY LETTING US HEAR THE FULL SONG.

IS THAT JAMIL RAPPING.

Look at Jamil’s solo SD dancing. LOOK AT IT.

I really fucking love Vil’s singing voice aaa

HIS VOICE IS SO GOOD.

Album when disney.

Is Vil okay.

...aight im hearing some high quality panting here

...dont mind me listening to it a bit too much...

...they’re going to be great reference for some spicy- leave me alone

Vil panting is making me feel SOMETHING.

ANYWAY. THE CROWD IS A MOOD.

IS VIL OKAY.

Unmei no megami is giving me idia ptsd here.

Heartslabyul Senpais are watching their kids, looking all proud *sniff

Oh god, after playing Obey Me, it just occurred to me how similar Cater and Asmodeus’ voices are...

Watch these Senpai dorks act like Ace and Deuce’s second family. Trey being the dad, Riddle being the mom, and Cater being the supportive big bro. It’s so beautiful.

Riddle’s voice is a lot more softer now, I just realized...It’s so soothing...

God i miss u too octavinelle never change

Yeah, why tf did Floyd not audition for this

Bro, can you imagine Nobuhiko Okamoto in the squad as well??? IMAGINE-

Of course, he wasn’t in the mood back then. Of course. Why did i even ask.

IMAGINE FLOYD BEING IN VDC NEXT YEAR.

Omg i miss u too octavinelle never change

Azul’s gonna overblot again with Floyd’s marketing skills lol

Jade coming in like welp i guess thats that. Too bad, huh Azul?

GOD i miss u too octavinelle never change

SAVANA BITCHES HI

I wonder if these mfs knew that Vil just overblotted and malmal was the one who fixed the stage lol

oooh Leona’s sus about something he a sharp boi

Speak up my guy—

still so weird leona taking his job seriously

Malleus looking happier seeing this performance rather than Lilia’s lol

I miss the simpery in Sebek

Silver’s not in the verge of falling into a coma for once wow

Chenya’s so cute.

AND WE’RE BACK TO CUTE HEIGH HO TEAM

fcking shotacons man...im not one to talk

Aw, they didn’t show Neige performance...

The simping in the crowd is a MASSIVE mood.

WHO WINS TELL ME

These night raven fuckers better vote for us and not pull a “oh shie my hand slipped lololol” i swear to god- im gonna throw hands

*me holding my phone and pretending to vote as well

Suspense music intensifies be like-

HAAA

BOIS, ITS ONE VOTE DIFFERENCE WHO IS IT AAAA

WHAT.

HOW DARE- HOW!? HOW DID WE LOSE!?

WE LOST BY ONE VOTE!?

EVERYONE’S SO SHOCKED LOL

vil pls dont overblot again-

Noooo grim’s tuna cans-

WE REALLY LOST TO A LEGIT KIDS SONG.

These children do not have the right to be this cute. I wanna take Timmy, Toby, and Shelpie home.

I swear to god one of these dwarves sounds like Cheka lol Is it Toby?

EPEEELLLL DONT CRRYYYY

KALIMMMM DONT CRRYYYY

KALIM HAVING THE AUDACITY TO SOUNDING LIKE A BIG BROTHER AND THEN CRYING HIS OWN RIGHT AFTER LOLOLOL

I HATE THIS EPISODE YALL MADE MY TWO BOIS CRY IM FIGHTING THIS EPISODE. BURN THIS.

This background music too though im deeeeddd

KALIM IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING A SINFIC ABOUT YOU PLS DONT CRY-

Jamil impressed about Vil being “calm” and Vil just going “h e h. you dont even know.”

....ha...

Monsieur Rook. WHAT did you say.

ROOK VOTED FOR ROYAL SWORD. Are you kidding me. You snek how could you- i loved you

WHAT DID I SAY- Ya’ll night raven fuckers shall not slip by their fingers when voting rook.

Vil is in the brink of passing out aaaaa

I have never heard Ace this pissed before whoa- lol he sounds like Deuce in his delinquent mode

Aw...Rook felt that Neige’s performance carries a stronger bond than theirs :’( it’s hard to put the blame on him when he’s saying all these stuff

It’s just like what they said in the past episodes that it’s really hard voting for your own team when you know the opposing team is better.

Aww...He just wanted Vil to believe in himself more...Rook is such a best man. Im crying-

Oh noooo is Vil gonna cry too nooo- daddy turned to baby really quick SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN EMERGENCY HUG

Well- at least...at least the 100 year record of not being able to win is still going, yeah? Um...bad joke? Sorry, i’ll see myself out-

NEIGE NOT NOW AND YOUR VII-KUN BULLSHIT- we’re having a moment here

Neige is such sweetheart but aaaahh— This makes it worse, we can’t even hate him aaa—

OMG JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS COULDN’T- AAAAA

MONSIEUR ROOK. YOU’RE A FAN OF NEIGE!?

MOTHERFUCKER just got exposed by Neige himself lol

Going to Neige’s shake hand events, sending him letters, buying all his merch and shie- HE’S A FULL BLOWN NEIGE STAN

WTF YOU SNEK GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL-

OOOOHHH THAT FUCKING ALBUM- HIS “LIFE’S WORK” or whatever bullshit IS FULL OF NEIGE

...actually- my japanese is lacking- im not sure lol what is a ブロマイド??? Lol I feel like a clown.

Rook is sweating profusely LOL

...what do you have to say for yourself, monsieur rook.

Wait- huh is that-

IS HE GONNA CRY-

WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING!??!?!?!

HE’S SILENTLY CRYING AS HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO NEIGE WHAT. THE. FUCK IS THIS EPISODE.

Neige fanclub??? Eternal Snow??? What kind of creepy-ass- OH, HE EVEN HAS A MEMBERSHIP NUMBER TOO-

Props to Neige with his :) expression unfaltering.

I’m- I’m speechless.

Vil is just looking down at Rook in disappointment like- “you’re more pathetic than I am”

Queen just went “I think you need this handkerchief more than I do now” THAT’S RIGHT. REPENT MOTHERFUCKER.

Rook crying is cursed.

But damn, I’m kinda liking this new relationship this bitchy relationship they have

Neige just dragged everyone’s ass back on stage and his snow white energy just said “LETS ALL BE FRIENDS AND SING”

NEIGE IS FUCKING GREAT- HE REALLY DID GOT THESE BITCHES TO SING HEIGH HO LOL

ACE’S RELUCTANT SINGING AND DEUCE LOOKING LIKE HE’S HAVING FUN

KALIM IS SUCH A MOOD, SINGING EVEN WITHOUT KNOWING THE LYRICS AND JAMIL JUST HAVING THAT “i want to die” ENERGY

AIGHT. ROOK IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN AND EPEL IS TRYING HIS BEST. HE’S SO CUTE-

OMG NEIGE AND VIL HAVING SUCH GOOD HARMONY—

YAHOO Y A H O O TANOSHIINDA~~

YA’LL SURE ABOUT GIVING ME THIS BLESSED MOMENT??

What a somewhat happy ending, even though Rook just backstabbed us I’m crying Beauté 100 points!!!

LOL Vil realizing he’s having fun singing with Neige- “SOMEONE JUST END ME RIGHT NOW-“ The desperation in his voice-

I love how Neige’s yahoo yahoo is messing with everyone’s head, even Vil wants to pass out lol

haha Crowley is so depressed lol

WHA- WHO-

HEADMASTER OF ROYAL SWORD!?

He looks like your typical grandpa- and his outfit looks like that one mickey mouse wizard outfit but blue—

Old man just went “we won lol” just to piss Crowley off I like this guy’s energy already-

Crowley being most likely as old as this guy—

ooohh this man just sensed something in this stage- Leona did too, didn’t he???

* Damn. Crowley talking so fast sounds like he’s making a load of bullshit lol

Anyway, I’m just glad that it’s not mickey mouse who’s the headmaster— I would’ve lost my shit.

We’re back in our dorms and I forgot that the squad doesn’t live with us anymore. It’s suddenly so lonely now...

Grim is getting the yahoo yahoo ptsd too lol it’s too goddamn catchy

oooohh shiet- mickey is calling us again

YES we finally got a good picture of this motherfucker

It seems like nothing is disrupting our communication this time, so MC thought to call Grim but—

Grim is not here.

Uuhhh...Grim? Where you’ve gone??? We’re getting flashbacks of the first parts of the game.

We went out to find Grim and HE’S CHOMPING ON ANOTHER BLACK STONE ON THE STAGE-

GRIM SPIT THAT OUT YOU LOOK TERRIFYING

AAAAAHH GRIM HAS GONE FERAL— He’s attacking US

Is this because we didn’t win his tuna canss nooo

NoOO SWEET BABY COME BACK.

Legit I’m sad, please baby don’t overblot like this...

He learned a new move though- SCRATCH

Ooh— We’re seeing some Ignihyde scenes here~

P U H I H I

Idia getting a lot of emails from bigshot companies whoa—

THAT OLYMPUS—?! EXCUSE ME??? Ortho what- Are we finally getting that Hercules episode—

Damn getting a hot chance in olympus only to put them down the recycling bin oof— Idia why edit : Yume was informed that olympus is kind of a company that sponsored VDC sorry she was mind-fucked at this moment and the ability to understand proper Japanese just went whoosh lol Thanks to @starshiningsirius for pointing it out for Yume~ ♥︎ HONESTLY YUME’S JUST GONNA WAIT FOR ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATORS AT THIS POINT LOL Don’t trust me for important situation too much lol

Aaaahh...We’re getting this shut-in out of his room in the next episode, are we?

And that concludes the whole Pomefiore Episode! JESUS CHRIST 75 CHAPTERS ALL IN ALL!? How long is the Ignihyde chapter going to be, huh!?

This was a really, really fun episode lol I’d consider this a fan service episode actually cause of all the things we get to experience— The singing, dancing, and the new songs, THE DRAMA. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

But then, the plot thickens, no? What’s going to happen to Grim? In the Ignihyde episode? And those reoccurring memories of us? And our relationship with Tsunotarou lol ALSO WE NEVER REALLY DID FIND OUT WHAT ROOK’S UNIQUE MAGIC IS. DISNEY EXPLAIN—

Thanks for reading this shitpost of Yume losing her shiet lol See you all in the Ignihyde Episode~ ❤

#twisted wonderland #spoilers #episode 5 #Talk with Yume

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The live

A/N: Hii this is my first fic so please be nice! Also sorry if its short!

Reader X Tom Holland

FT: some of the Avengers cast.

Warnings: this is a tickle fic (no its not sexual), bad grammar.

Prompt: You just finished shooting a scene on set with your friends, and you found Tom in your trailer, you decided to go live.

Word count: 1,305

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You had finally wrapped up a pretty long scene with Robert Downey Jr and Chris Evans. aka Iron man and Captain America.

You had been working on the set with the Avengers for a little over 9 months now, so you havent been in any of the movies yet. Tho you have become really close with all the cast members.

You had an especially good bond with Tom Holland.

“Hey, Y/N!” Chris called out to you, “wanna come get a coffee with us?”

“No, im good! Thanks! I have tea in my trailer, ill just go there and relax.” You replied with a kind smile.

“Suit yourself! Were going out, we’ll be gone for a while!” Robert tried to change your mind.

“Im good! You can go!” You assured him.

“Kk.” He said trying to copy your language.

“Hey! I dont talk like that!” You fake whined.

“Mhm, okayy! Can we just go now? I want coffee!” Chris was already out the door.

“Coming!” Robert scoffed, and went with Chris.

You started heading for your trailer, you opened the door and saw Tom sitting on the couch.

“Y/N! Finally!” he whined.

“Oh! Tom! Hi, sorry had to retake the scene too many times.” You flopped on the couch next to him.

“Are they annoying you? Cuz that wouldn’t be suprising, they sometimes drive me crazy! But theyre fun to work with!” Tom said with a chuckle.

“No, no! Its fine, just wanted some tea.” You said as you stood up to go warm up some water.

“Hey! I already made tea!” he showed you the two cups of tea that were sitting on the counter.

“Thanks!” You flopped down on the couch and took the mug in hand.

“So... i’m bored! Wanna go live?” Tom said already opening instagram on his phone.

“Sure! I mean we got nothing else to do!” You said as you scooted a little closer to Tom.

“Alright! Let’s not make it too long tho, I wanna rest a little after this.” Tom said starting the live.

You nodded.

“Hey guys! We have a small break from shooting! So me and Y/N decided to go live!” Tom said nugging you.

“Hey! Don’t spill my tea!” You exclaimed, slapping his shoulder with one hand.

“Haha! Sorry!” He chuckled. He picked up his cup of tea and took a sip.

“Oh! Right! You don’t know who Y/N is yet! Maybe some of you do, that check the cast member list.” He talked to the camera while you took another sip. “Shes playing the role of the new character “Z” in the movie, shes a bit younger then me! So i finally have a friend here, unlike those old men and women.” He giggled, of course he was joking. He loved his other cast members.

“Rude! I like them more than you!” You said sarcastically and laughed at the face that Tom made.

His mouth was wide open and eyes big, he was just looking at you with disbelief. “Z! You can’t say that!!” He turned to you and fake whined.

“Did you just call be by my hero name? Hah! Okay, Spider-man!” You teased him.

The live was filled with the laughing emojis, they seemed to love you already!

“Don’t talk to me like that! I’m the mighty Spider-man!” He called out with pride.

You chuckled. “Okay, Spider-Boy!” you laughed.

He fake gasped while putting his hand to his chest. “How dare you! I could beat you in any battle!” Tom said getting into his Spider-Man character.

“Hah! Yeah right!” You scoffed and he looked at you with a glint of playfulness in his eyes.

“Watch me!” He exclaimed and tackled you to the couch.

He seemed to act if there were no people watching you do this.

“Hey! Tom! I-AGH!” You let out a squeak.

Tom looked at you. “... you ticklish?” He had a small smirk on his face.

“well.. I.. No?” You said with a stutter.

“So.. you wouldn’t mind if i.. DID THIS!” As he said that, he dug into your sides with both hands.

“AGH! TOM! NO! Stahahahap! Nohohooo!” You arched your back while trying to pry his hands off of your sides.

“Ha! You lied! It isnt wise to lie to Spider-Man! TAKE THIS!” He said as he dug into yout stomach.

“AAAAAGH! TOM! TOOOM! Ahahah! noOOo!” You cried out.

“Who is Tom? I’m Peter!” Tom said with a smrik that you could not see.

“OKOK! PETER! STAHAHAP! Nahahaaa!” You laughed your head off, and his teasing didn’t help very much.

“Hey, what’s so funny? Did I miss a joke? Tell meee!” Tom said as he dug deeper into your belly.

“NAHAHAHA! STAHAP! IM GONNA DIHIHIHIE!” You fell into histerics.

“Hey! You didn’t answer my question! Why are you laughing?? Z? Hello?” He teased you, he knew exactly what he was doing.

“PEHEHETER! YOUHAHAHA! YOU’RE TIHIHICKLING MEHEHEEE!” You screamed hoping he would stop, but you also didn’t.

“Ooooh! So that’s why you are laughing, huh? Didn’t take you for the type to be ticklish, Z!” Tom teased as the live was filled with laughing emojis and comments about your cute laugh.

“TOHOHO- I MEAN PEHETER! STAHAP! IHI CAHAHAN’T TAKE IHIT!” You were being pushed to your limit and Tom felt that, he started slowing down but not stopping completely.

Someone entered the live.. it was Robert Downey Jr.

Tom looked over at the live while he was still attacking your ribs, and saw Robert’s comment.

Robert wrote: “Hey, Y/N! You should’ve come with us! Regret it yet? Anyways.. were coming to save you.”

Tom read the comment and let go, “No, wait! You what? Robert!” he scrolled through the lives comments.

You were finally free and you could finally breathe. “Ehehh.. huff..”.

The comments were filled with “OOO!”, “You better run, Spider-man! Iron man is gonna get ya!”, and “OOOOH!”’s.

You sat up and looked over to Tom, when u saw his face in the camera you couldnt help but laugh. “Haha! what happened now??” You saw the You better run comment and realized.

“Hey, no! Y/N help me! He’s gonna actually kill me!” Tom looked over to you.

“Well.. i sujest-” KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.

“Come in!” You said with a laugh, Tom looked at you like you had just stabbed him.

“Heyyy! Y/N, you alive?” Robert and Chris entered your trailer.

“Yeheah! I couldn’t say the same for Tom tho!” You said while turning to Tom who just looked confused and scared at the same time.

Tom was still live, you grabbed the phone from the table and turned the camera, you knew what was going to happen.

“Hey... uhm- I have to go..” Tom said while slowly standing up.

“no can’t do, sorry kid.” Robert said as he grabbed Tom and tackled him to the ground.

“HEY HEY HEY! NOO! Rohobert!! Plehease don’t!” Tom said trying to fight back.

Chris just sat next to you and enjoyed the scene that was about to play out.

“Kid, i’m not even touching you yet!” Robert laughed.

“Whyhy are you talking like Stahark?” Tom said giggling.

“what do you mean? Peter? Are you alright?” Robert said in a sarcastic tone.

“Noho doHONHAHAHAA! ROHOBEHEHERTTT! NAHAHAHA!” Tom broke out in laughter for his fans to see.

Robert dug into his belly, that was one of his worst spots.

“Who’s Robert? I’m Iron Man!” Robert laughed to himself as he quoted the same thing Tom said to you.

Rest of the 10 minutes were filled with Spider-Man’s laughter, as Iron Man wrecked him. Captain America and Z watched the scene with amusement.

After sometime had passed and it was time to go to lseep, you opened Instagram and saw that a lot of people had tagged you and Tom in videos of you getting tickled.

You smiled and went to sleep.

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I hope you enjoyed the fic! I tried really hard to not make any mistakes, but theres probably a shit ton LMAO- That was it for now! I’ll be writing new fics as often as i can! Hope you liked it!

#!ticklish reader #tom holland tickle #marvel tickle fic #tickle fic #marvel tickle #!ticklish Tom Holland #tickle #tickle community #movie tickle #spiderman tickle #mcu tickle #marvel cinematic universe tickle

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