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abeehiltz1159 · 7 months

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I FINISHED THE ARTEMIS FOWL SERIES LAST NIGHT AND NO I AM NOT OKAY THAT SERIES IS A FREAKING ROLLER COASTER OF PAIN AND JOYYYYYYY

MY FAVORITE THING EVER WAS ARTEMIS’S DYNAMIC WITH HOLLY IT LITERALLY WENT FROM KIDNAPPER AND KIDNAPPEE TO BEST FRIENDS WKDHSJDHHSSHFJEB

#artemis fowl books #artemis fowl #fowldom #holly short #domovoi butler #juliet butler #julius root #no1 demon

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morn1e · 1 year

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okokok going 2 just dump skeleton demon joan lore bcuz currently going through my 847th divorce w my cintiq😂😂👎fucking bastard

kkkkkkkk so joans skeleton thing is REALLY similar 2 elizas from skullgirls. she can manipulate her blood(flesh&tissue&muscles etc) 2 make long blood limbs or swords&bottle openers&shit.literally(almost) anything. the bigger the thing is the more of her flesh/blood is used&the more her skeleton bastard self shows. her blood/skin unravels more like a ribbon instead of just dripping down like goo but that can happen too. despite being a skeleton she still has some muscle tissue&nerves that connect the joints. oh&gums too. fangs!!!!!!!!!!idfk how this works but the fangs r not present when being a human. tends 2 b hunched back when being a skeleton bcuz it looks cooler&gives her more speed when moving. actually rarely shows her skeleton ability unless like something mystical extra happens&she needs more strength+speed. is usually non violent in scenarios when beating up guys w the parks folk&she tends 2 flee 2 distract them so others can finish them off but sometimes her dads butcher nature shoots in fits of rage&joan is left butchering the crap out of some1 w every weapon imaginable while laughing like a maniac “say my name!!!!fear me!!!!!ahahahahhahahahahah”

joanie is actually half human half skeleton demon whatever bcuz teehee dad skeleton demon mom human!!!!!!!!hence why she is fully human w human functions except of having a brain she is like a conscious skeleton. she is not immortal bcuz her human genes r still there so joan ages like a regular boring person. over the years she has grown really fondly of wearing her human “persona” bcuz that way she saves the skeleton thing 4 special occasions like scaring the shit out of kids on halloween&it is no1s business that she is a product of a skeleton demon. she loves being a human:) some sort of normalcy 4 her. only uses her hemokinesis in front of friends&beancan 4 practical uses (reaching really high places or needing 2 open a beer bottle). despite being able 2 summon bottle openers&knives&shit will never let any1 touch the material. that is her blood&flesh u r touching. u do not want that.

#i feel like a 14y/o writing this GODDDD this is sl edgy. sorry guys i thought i was better than this cringe #like literally so fucking embarrassed 2 post this but let me be a loser.please.#i know no1 cares on here but i do.i love skeleton demon joan.#just nonsense ramblkng bcuz i am tired&cannot put my thoughts exactly into space.hope u guys undestand wtf i am talking abt #if by some weird chance u have questions pls do ask:) i love answering ur questions

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curseyeds · 9 months

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selwyn has conducted and manufactured a lot of his relationships in the southern chapter. as i've mentioned before, majority of his connections to others is in a transactional manner - selwyn operates as the protector of a chapter, forking over his time and strength and efforts into maintaining the safety of the scions and squires and whoever else he needs to protect. none of the legendborn are actually friends with selwyn -- he's left on his lonesome a lot of the times to do his duties, and that loneliness carries over to the spare time where he's not carrying out his kingsmage responsibilities.

save a few people. there's nick, who has a complicated relationship with selwyn but they're definitely not friends, and then there's eventually bree, but the only other friend selwyn has in the order is william.

this caught my attention while i was reading the short story about selwyn at the back of legendborn -- selwyn actively calls william his friend. it's a term that he hardly uses lightly, much less at all. due to the fact that selwyn's body can't take william's healing aether, his interactions with william were first purely medical. william was the person who did his bloodwork, as well as general recovery check-ins whenever selwyn sustains injuries. william is one of the few people who don't treat selwyn like a ticking time bomb -- although he acknowledges the fact that selwyn can be extremely volatile, hot-headed, and rash sometimes -- and literally simply treats him like. a person. rather than someone elevated to a particular pedestal with a huge amount of distance between them.

selwyn also feels comfortable enough to actually joke with william -- granted, it's done through dry sarcasm, but he does actually feel like he can be himself with william. he trusts him.

#SELWYN — ABOUT.#im william defender no1 #and so is sel although hes more casual about him than he is about nick and bree bc those two are like. die-for-devotion levels #but if u hurt william theres a part-demon sorcerer on ur fuckin tail

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scoups4lyfe · 2 years

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You know comparing Ikki and Momoi is really interesting. I think Momoi lives out how Ikki's flaws are described. He is arguably a busy body and helps people even when they don't want help like cleaning the apartment to motivate the guy or fix the dislocated shoulder. (I think) It always kinda of bugged me about how everyone says Ikki meddles but I don't see it in show. Nearly everything is they come to him or it is a Deadman and he is supposed to intervene. I just think they are portrayed close.

Mmmmmmm

This is fascinating because it can be an equally toxic cycle on both ends

Like for Ikki — his childhood trauma made it so that he had to become his family’s caretaker, doing everything for them whether they want him to or not because that’s how he seeks to be loved

So inherently, Ikki being “nosy” and helping others is actually selfish because he’s really doing it for himself and not for them

(So imagine Ikki as the Onigiri chef monster throwing food into ppl’s mouths whether they wanted it or not and passing out bc if it — and now imagine Daiji as the ppl passing out LOL)

But his cycle is so toxic BECAUSE his family doesn’t see that and continue to load their problems onto him

He’s always their final solution.

“Well, if **I** can’t solve this, then surely IKKI CAN!!!!”

Sakura and Daiji know that Ikki is just a man (not Superman) but they still think and act like he’s Superman and it’s killing him because of it

Now, on the other side of the pasture we have Momoi.

Just like Ikki he doesn’t know what happiness is — he doesn’t understand how to be happy. AND like Ikki, he decides to help others be happy so that maybe he can learn from that by sheer osmosis.

The difference here is that; no one asked Momoi to do this. (No one asked Ikki at first; but then he became an easy convenience for them) No one asked him for his help. But he doesn’t understand the nuances of why people seem to alienate him or leave because of him and so he continues to do his best to help anyways

Momoi’s acts of help aren’t motivated by selfishness; he genuinely is thinking of others over himself, but not to benefit himself. He hopes he’ll learn what happiness is — yes — but this is a secondary hope and isn’t entirely generated by self-interest.

Now the problem here is that no one asked Momoi to do this, so they either

(1) take advantage of his help;

(2) shun him or hate him because of it; or

(3) actually are generally helped and touched by his kindness

But in most cases it seems (1) and (2) are the options happening more than half the time.

The other big problem here is that Momoi’s help has actively caused two people to come close to death’s doors

(AKa becoming obsessed and monsterizing because of something he said)

Idk where else to go with this so woohoo!!

Everything s u c k s

yeeeeehawwww

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the-acid-pear · 1 year

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My toxic trait is that i see other people upset about something i don't mind and I'm like should i feel like that too ..?

#luly talks #i mean personal matters like personal demons #that's why i hate negativity on main rofl #like da ideas are now on my brain and its no1 but mh fault but yjnow....

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g-xix · 3 months

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🔞Eating Out Headcanons | Beta Squad

Niko -This man's stubble would graze your thighs and have your flesh BURNING with each step and rub of your thighs the next day -Long ass fingers always working where his mouth isn't, ensuring that he hits every spot imaginable -I think he's a bit of a tease asw- gets you to the edge before pulling away with a sick grin right before you get a release -Bro's nose is so attractive in a weird way, and I feel like it'd nudge against your clit whilst his tongue works which would have knots forming in your stomach and make your head SPIN

George -Ohmyfucking GOD he's so fine and im SICK of ppl not noticing this -My tall lanky, rings n glasses wearing bf frfr -Has you sat on his face OFC -Loves all that pressure and the feeling of your thighs squeezing the fucking life out of his head as though you're tryna crush it -Just like Niko, his beard leaves your inner thighs feeling RAAWWW the next day the way he's so enthusiastic w eating you out -Sloppy with it too, mixes his spit n ur arousal all the same, making such sinfully pornographic noises that'll have your goofy lil head SPINNING at the mere thought of it -And when you've come undone all over his tongue and his arms are the only thing keeping your body upright? -He looks up at you with blown out pupils and a devious grin, glistening lips from your arousal looking so ungodlily corrupted you consider pushing his head back between your thighs again

Chunkz -It's so weird but I just CANNAE imagine Chunkz acc giving head 😭 -100% more receiver than giver vibes -And he's handsy with it, yk? Hand on the back of your head, running through your hair and getting through all those knots before wrapping his hand around the base of your skull and guiding your movements on his cock

AJ Shabeel -AJE AJE AJE! My no1 bf is an absolute DEMON when it comes to head -It's like he's genuinely racing to have you cum - lapping up and sucking on your clit with no mercy, literally sending you barrelling towards orgasm -And my word he doesn't even stop after that. -Will litr lick your cum back off your thighs and pussy and have you an overstimulated, shaking MESS as he does it -And then has the NERVE to ask to go for another round? -Such a little cretin, loves looking up with that smirk and seeing how much of an uncontrollably moaning wreck you are when he's using his mouth

King Kenny -I feel like bro would try a MAD position with it... Like, have your back resting against the bed frame of smth - but he's holding you up by your thighs so that you're literally suspended in air? -Leaves hickeys on your thighs bc he just loves the look of them against your skin n knowing that only he can see them... -I just KNOW he's got a long tongue too, like, he's hitting spots that have you legs shaking so that you're literally convulsing in his arms, eyes rolling to the back of your head as you barrel towards that orgasm -And I just know he'd be an aftercare king, esp after putting you through a HARD orgasm

Sharkyyyy -Oh my God of course he'd have Frank Ocean playing in the background and blue or purple or red coloured lights whilst he's giving head -Has you lying back in bed and is soooo intimate-romantic with it... -Like, he's pressing kisses onto your thighs and gently caressing n massaging your quads n muscles... -Sounds sooo dumb cocky when he's giving head too, bc he'll go from sucking your clit and licking you up to asking "That good, yeah?" and "You gonna be loud for me?" - those dumb littel questions that have you whining and being somehow even louder when he's got his head between your thighs

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bun0nthemoon · 23 days

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WAIT YOURE THE PERSON THAT DREW THE MOTH SONA FEMBOY FIT DJDNDJDKDKDKDKD

that piece is like the No1 reason i started wanting to make a moth character

should get around to that and the little demon guy

~via

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU LOL

im that one moth drawer

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freddiemercurylegendabovelegends · 3 months

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Today, on February 4th, 1991 - Queen Story!

"Innuendo" released in the UK

fourteenth studio album, entered UK chart at No1 (all songs are credited to Queen)

🔸"I’m pleased with my vocals on this album. Innuendo is a word I often use in Scrabble – I’m a demon at Scrabble!

For Queen, it’s a perfect title"

- Freddie Mercury

🔸Brian May: “Freddie said, ‘Write me stuff. I know I don’t have very long. Keep writing me words, keep giving me things – I will sing, and then you can do what you like afterwards and finish it off.”

🔸Producer Dave Richards added: “He was dying when he did those songs, and he knew he would be dead when they were finished because he said to me, ‘I’m going to sing it now because I can’t wait for them to do music on this. Give me a drum machine and they’ll finish it off.'”

(from 'Days of Our Lives' documentary)

🔸“A lot of people thought Freddie wrote “The Show Must Go On,” but mainly I wrote it,” May later said of the song about 20 years later. ��I did a complete demo for “The Show Must Go On,” including that very high part, ‘on with the show.’ Freddie always used to say, ‘Oh Brian, you’re fucking making me tear my throat to bits again!’ I remember apologizing in advance. I said, ‘I’ve done this in falsetto, I don’t know if it’s possible to do it full voice. Obviously that would be great.’

“And he went, ‘Oh for God’s sake.’” He said, ‘Roll the tape’…and he went for that line, which is outstanding for him to reach those notes. He’s reaching heights he’s never done before. He’s finding the energy from somewhere. And the voice on “The Show Must Go On” is incredible. I’ve never heard anybody sing like that in my whole life. He rose to every challenge and seemed to reach heights that he’s never even reached before.”

- Brian May

Pic: Freddie Mercury 'Innuendo' album, Inner Sleeve

📸 Photographer Richard Gray

#freddie mercury #queen band #london #zanzibar #legend #queen #brian may #john deacon #freddiebulsara #roger taylor #innuendo album #innuendo #1991 #richard gray #Spotify

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sassuguru · 2 months

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i can't stand social media platforms 'nd teenagers constantly harassing people, cuz it just happened 2 mi! riri's g'na rant 4 a seccie 'kay! (even tho no1's g'na c)

i don't like the hazbin hotel fandom, specifically the alastor section. specifically, the alastor purifiers. i got much i can say, but 'm only gunna speak on the aroace thing because there's a reoccurring and quite annoying phenomenon happening in comment sections. a.k.a the "erm...he's ace!" 🤓☝🏾 comments.

it's fiction. fan actions rarely lead to actual canon events, and in this case, it will never happen because viv and amir have confirmed that he's aroace. i promise you, tumblr and tiktok, your fave serial killer will not choke and die because someone said found him hot. a "alastor just the tip!" comment is not going to affect him, because he's fictional. and as long as there are attractive features/attributes to something, people are going to be attracted to it, people are going to make fan content of it. especially if it's fictional.

now, that's not to say "it's ok to hypersexualize characters!" there's obviously a problem when it comes to sexualization, but there's nothing you can do about it by saying "he's ace" on one post out of the millions on the internet.

alastor has canon fangirls. he will be ok.

now, i completely understand fellow aroace people being a bit uncomfortable and stuff towards it with representation and all. and trust me, someone like me has perfect experience with that as a black person. it's a magical thing to see someone like you on TV screens, and alastor has done something for me as a canon aroace character.

however, there are a good selection of canon asexual and aromantic characters that aren't the same brand of character he is. because i remind you this aroace representation we have is a former serial killer. he's a demon who's murdered people, he's an active cannibalist, and enslaves peoples souls. i love rep as much as the next person, but he's a demon. there are regular aroace rep like for example, saiki k. lmaoo.

i say all of that to say, constantly commenting "isn't he ace?" "he's canonicly ace." is not helping anyone, you're only annoying people. especially the aroace authors that write for characters like alastor.

please stop. he's not an uwu deer guy, he's a grown man who finds an orphans unfortunate situation funny. leave writers and fangirls alone.

'nd of ma litol rant :3 had 2 get dat out

#( ann ) — curator message #ofc. b respectful 'n do accurate research b4 talking abt these topics #but incessant jabbing iz not helping any1 like u #specially cuz mozt of dese ppl aren't even apart of da community #kindly b quiet ty #hazbin alastor #asexual #aromantic #aroace #tiktok

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spicymiilk · 11 months

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Your nocorro v locorro post is legit good! But imagine spider secretly loves neteyam since childhood, and he’d bury it under the ground along with his demon blood cuz he knows it could never happened in whatever universe. Thing is, he has no idea the feelings actually reciprocated, but more like, role and duty and neytiri- especially Neytiri- don’t let neteyam act out at all. Only gives the human cold shoulder the more he grows up.

Cue lo’ak who isn’t afraid to do what he wants but he a dumbdumb so he has no clue he loves spider too. He only feels jealous whenever spider got too close to kiri or someone else and he didn’t know why. Until the moment he realize spider made eyes at neteyam exactly the same way he made eyes at the human boy, he knows game’s on. His inferiority complex and daddy issue just urge him to challenge his bro can’t help it 😎 Spider suddenly cringe like why tf this dude act all weird and sweet???

It would be kinda fun to see the brothers fight over a human who has extremely poor self esteem, no1 self-hater, and oblivious af.

Imagine how funny it would be if Lo’ak caught whiff of Neteyam’s crush, and he doesn’t even like Spider in that way but it’s just in his DNA to compete with Neteyam.

Like Neteyam starts giving Spider these extravagant gifts that basically say “please pay attention to me I love you�� in the most subtle unsubtle way so Neytiri doesn’t find out and Lo’ak is ACTIVELY pushing neteyam aside and strangling him just so he can claim victory

Poor spider has been in the middle of it so many times that at this point he has it down to a science. Neteyam comes up, Spider gets a bit blushy, Lo’ak drops out of the tree like a fucked yo blue Tarzan and starts showering Spider in gifts and then they ALL get into a fight

Then there’s the angst potential of Spider feeling like he doesn’t deserve anything or any of it so he keeps trying to get them to stop but neteyam ACTUALLY really loves him while Lo’ak cannot let go of his best friend

Big brain anon. Many thoughts

#spider socorro #lo’ak sully #neteyam #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #spicywrites #spicy’s asks #I think I’m just not a huge fan of choosing between siblings #like it makes things so complicated

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placebozone · 11 months

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《Solomon and his MC sheep plushie》

Um so. . . The rest of the text is not really important. I just need to type out how much I love Solomon.

It kinda feels like fate because when I first started playing obey me last year, the on going event was for Solomon's birthday.

And after the tutorial lessons were over, I abandoned the main story and went straight to the event knowing damn well that I do not know any of the characters.

And when I saw Solomon, I thought he was like a demon professor working at rad. And obviously I was attracted. I didn't even get to finish the event because my cards couldn't make it.

But I did look forward to seeing his storyline. And I was really taken aback to find out he was the human transfer student.

Unfortunately for me, even until now, I don't think I've reached far enough in the lessons where Solomon becomes datable so I was starved for his content. This is also why I spent 6 months believing Mammon was my no1 and now I'm drowning in guilt for replacing him with Solomon.

Anyways, thanks to om nb, I know have corrected my mistakes. And my obsession had just increased 10 fold. Like I went from wanting a reverse harem ending to wanting to stay loyal to this man.

In the end after this long long passage, I just want to laugh at myself for liking him the most. Like we're surrounded by demons and angels and I still fall for the human.

#i needed an outlet for my solomon obsession #pardon the rant #i took a too long break that i forgot how to draw hahahaha #i actually gave up towards the end hahahaha #hahahahahahaha #its 1am but it feels like 4am wow #solomon om #om nb #obey me #obey me solomon #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me mc plushie

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abeehiltz1159 · 8 months

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“Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony”: Stuff I Like So Far

ARTEMIS AND HOLLY’S DYNAMIC

No.1!!! He’s so!!!! Blorbo!!!!! 🥺❤️

Butler having a sense of humor

Artemis having a sense of humor

Artemis and Holly’s consistent banter

“Glad to hear it,” said Holly. “I had visions of you two drinking tea at the beach while I sweat it out here.” / Twenty yards from where Artemis was sitting, waves swirled along the beach like emerald paint poured from a bucket. / “Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is work to be done.” He winked at Butler. [Chapter 6, page 125]

Mulch actually being an honest being

Billy Kong. Not him as a character. Just his name.

“He’s crazy,” [Mulch] gibbered, . . . “The pixie is crazy! Give me your gun, Holly. I’m going to shoot him.” [Chapter 7, page 141]

the scene where No.1 tries speaking English!

#artemis fowl #artemis fowl and the lost colony #artemis fowl 5 #artemis fowl books #holly short #fowldom #domovoi butler #mulch diggums #artemis fowl ii #No1 demon

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morn1e · 1 year

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When da 2 terabyte nsfw art hard drive gerting leaked Morn

literally Never.i am taking that thing 2 my damn grave.i will b buried w it if i have 2z

#suggestive #no1 needs 2 see my inner demons rawrrrgggrrr🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬z so emo.edgy whatever

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pzyii · 6 months

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okay so like aus, the loml

so btvs pjo au??? yes.

lets start with buffy then, shes a child of zeus. people will say she should be a child of athena but like no. not only does zeus work well with her whole vibe, but her godly parent kinda also has to be a dad because of joyce. like it lines up with the show with the absent father that abandoned them and this way i can kill of joyce when things are going a bit too well for our scoobies (she can be sally Jackson but perma dead)

Dawn is also a child of zeus. possibly in some weird way to bring in the whole key plotline, but thats not something ive figured out yet.

Willow is a child of hades, and before you come at me, yes i know hecate exists. but no1 tara is a child of hecate instead and hades works so well for willow too. first we have this whole thing with their parents, we've met willows mom who suckksss and her dad is even more absent, so therefore godly parent who is a father. then we also have the whole dark willow arc, and just a bunch of really good angst potential of it, plus yk its my au.

since i mentioned her, yes tara is a child of hecate, at least one of the lesbians had to be

xander is a child of hephaestus cause hes a carpenter, i conciderd hermes cause that gives me the vibe of like everyday man but no i settled on hephaestus

if giles even is a demigod, he is a child of athena. which also works well cause he has daddy issues.

anya is a child of nemesis, which is really self explanitory.

cordelia is a child of Aphrodite, which also, obviously.

faith is a child fo ares which i conciderd for both xander and buffy but like nope thats for faith 100%

im not sure how im gonna do with the whole vampires and demons thing, like if im gonna make people evil in some weirdo way. but spike is a child of either apollo or hades. apollo cause of poetry and hes really just a soft sad boy but he wont admit it. and hades because well yeah, plus him and willow being siblings would be great. Tho im more leaning towards him being apollo cause of the next one.

angel is a child of hades, unless i make spike into one, because then angel is a child of ares. both feels self explanitory, alot based on vibe. and since angel gives more child of hades vibes im probably gonna make him into one instead of spike. angel and willow as siblings is about as great as spike and willow as siblings.

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god-mouths · 5 months

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Matsc dashboard simulator

🐛 mars-needs-rats Follow it’s always a huge treat when the Metatron visits hell. He enters my shop and just sort of meanders around nervously before taking something off the shelf and carrying it over to my counter like if he makes one wrong move the weird cat plushie he picked out will shatter and break. And then he tries to pay for it in coins and I have to be like No Sir This is Hell We Barter Here This Is The Fifth Time I’ve Had To Say This To You 🔁mars-needs-rats Follow

forgot how much angels in heaven are afraid of him. He’s really just some dude I promise. He’s the most just some guy in the universe, swear to ancients. Do you guys ever question the lies told to you by your government or 🔁mars-needs-rats Follow

Well we don’t treat him like a freak for one but the answer to this question is the same that it always is which is: COMMON HEAVEN L (18,782 notes)

👑 apateons-no1-fan Follow

I Loooooove being soooooo cute and awesome and amazing and lovely and awesome and cool

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🎇 beeautyqueen Follow

why’s there always gotta be something going on at Eros tower I just want to look at the latest magazines why the fuck is the front desk employee always doing some looney toons ass shit what are they paying him for 🐕 justa-little-guy Follow

he has a name

🎇 beeautyqueen Follow

oh yeah what is it then

🐕 justa-little-guy Follow

unsure but my friends and I call him peepee boy and he responds to that

🎇 beeautyqueen Follow

well can you tell peepee boy to stop fucking around and give me my magazine issue.

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😇 heavenleelove Follow can hell angels get over themselves please…. I’m soooo sorry that you don’t have a cool monarch and are taking it out on us

🎮lames-gaymes Follow

hi hell angel here! We never said we were superior to you you just think any ounce of individuality and freedom is a threat because of how you were raised. Also we have cool people down here too

😇 heavenleelove Follow ...ignoring the first part of that response. Yeah tell me about all your cool people -_- I’m suuuuuuuure you have plenty lmfao.

🎮lames-games Follow

we do. You just have the monarch but we have;

medical malpractice man

cunty showrunner

the Metatron, sometimes? Genuinely not really sure what’s happening there, actually.

front desk employee/errand runner to showrunner who always is kind of sick but we love him

diner owner who I’m pretty sure is spitting in my food whenever I order

LAIKA (ALSO SOMETIMES) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💓💞💓💗💓💞💘💘💘💝💝💝

😇 heavenleelove Follow Who the fuck is laika 🎮 lames-gaymes Follow

wouldnt you like to know heaven boy

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💫 sparky-the-angel Follow

BEGGING hell angels to stop lying and saying the metatron """""visits""""" 😭😭😭😭I’m not against hell I bet you guys have tons of other cool stuff but please guys.

⭕ myadventuresof-hell Follow

💫 sparky-the-angel Follow

Huh

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📋 interned-demon Follow

I hate my job

🐯 bugpack-lou Follow

peepee boy has a tumblr?

📋 interned-demon Follow

man can you guys stop calling me that

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👻 nervous-attack-angel Follow

I think medical malpractice man is trying to raise someone from the dead because like guys what else would he use all those organs for

👻 nervous-attack-angel Follow

please dont yell :(.... this post was meant for hell angels sorry if it showed up on your feed. Um. No it’s not a joke we have a giant organ stealing man we don’t see him much he lives on the edge of town I think his name starts with an L or something

💌 fineprintssx Follow

. Op are you talking about fucking LUCIFER????

👻 nervous-attack-angel Follow

oh

👻 nervous-attack-angel Follow

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🙂 doomed3fail Follow

I wonder what would happen if I just barged into the monarch’s palace and started doing a little dance

🔁 doomed3fail Follow

hopital (hell

#matsc #excuse meeee im having fun #unreality

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hyperfixations-and-hecticness · 2 years

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MC AND THE DEMON BROS WITH THEIR MAGICAL PETS

Lucifer and Caeruleum

- I know Satan’s pet is the one who’s meant to be catlike but honestly it’s more Caeruleum. He just acts like a cat, especially in how he thinks he’s better than you. Prideful little goblin.

-Caeruleum 100% takes after Luci and tries to boss the other pets around. He only gets away with it cause of how powerful he is. He was raised to be smart and strong and he puts it to good use.

- He’s prideful but will do that cat thing of ‘fine I’ll let you pet me peasant’.

Mammon and Lucky

- Two troublemakers who pretty much only listen to you. What could go wrong? So many things. Y’know how Lucky can sniff out anything valuable? He considers literally anything you own valuable. He’ll be dropping your favourite t-shirt at Mammon’s feet with his tail wagging. Also Lucky is a really good pickpocket but his favourite person to pickpocket is Mammon. He’ll drop Mammon’s rings into your hand and will give you puppy dog eyes until you take them.

- Lucky wants so many cuddles. Mammon also wants so many cuddles. Solution? Cuddle party.

- He only listens to you except for when he feels like agreeing with Mammon. So Mammon is constantly dragging you to his room with the excuse of needing someone Lucky listens to.

Levi and Jerry

- Jerry is like Levi without the crippling social anxiety. If he could talk, he’d be re-enacting the TSL quiz with Levi but about you. They both claim they’re your No1 fan. Literally every brother disagrees.

- Jerry understands what you say and so he’ll pull you to him when he overhears you talking about hanging out with another magical creature. You’re his favourite damnit, nobody else gets you.

- Levi literally says he worships the ground you AND your creature walk on and he’s backing it up with actions. He wants to dress your creature in a Henry cosplay and his in a Second Lord cosplay.

Satan and Fabula

- Fabula refuses to go outside unless he’s snuggled up to Satan or SOMETIMES you. It took him a while to warm up to you but once he did? You have a cute feral cat ready to defend your honour at any given time.

-Fabula also likes it when you turn the pages for him when he’s reading, or even better read together! He doesn’t like to spend time with you alone though, unlike the others. He needs Satan to be there too.

- Satan absolutely loves the feeling of unconditional and unshared love that Fabula gives him and he loves even more having the two people who he feels love him unconditionally with him.

Asmo and Bella

- Bella is the prettiest magical creature in the Devildom. Asmo’s getting her to tag along with you guys to beauty treatments. He also likes hairbrushing trains. Bella knows her way around a hairbrush well enough to brush your magical creature too.

- He wants you to all match outfits, this isn’t an optional thing. You will look cute together, damnit.

- Bella is super affectionate, she’s clinging onto you or Asmo constantly. She also brushes her brothers.

Beelzebub and Pom

- He’s enjoying eating with his two favorite non-demons. Pom’s rambunctious and considers it a great honour to defend you and your creature. All he asks for in return is you hand-feeding him his favourite treats.

- Pom likes to sleep in either you or Beel’s arms.

- Beel’s big brother instincts are activated looking after Pom and he especially adores looking after Pom with you! It makes him all mushy and sappy, it’s so cute.

Belphie and Sleepy

- Two sleepiest mfs in the Devildom. And both of them have an iron grip you aren’t getting out of anytime soon. The both of them will use you as their pillow and stargaze with you.

- Belphie is a fairly lackluster parent, he’s supporting Sleepy from afar. Beel makes sure Sleepy gets fed but you may have to walk him to make sure he doesn’t end up with muscle atrophy.

- Your poor creature is also getting affected by Belphie’s naptime vibes so they’re asleep too and Belphie 100% uses that against you (brat) like ‘MC you wouldn’t ABANDON your creature now, would you?’

AN: I kinda imagine my magical creature to look like Toothless from HTTYD or a tiny chubby dinosaur, idk. Reminder requests are open and comments are appreciated. Also any ideas or requests for my 100 followers event, which is insane to me cause it’s only been three weeks.

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