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heybiji · 16 days

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dande's dying btw

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd art #dnd character #dnd oc #dandelion treehollow #more specifically he's ROTTING #don't get punched by a mummy yall #ok but narratively dande rotting to death is very satisfying to me what with his arcane focus being a rotten tooth he wears as a necklace #but also #DANDE'S DYING #it's okay they just gotta find someone who can remove the curse...#down in these caves...................#dandelion is dying.#very funny considering the night before when the paladin was trying to get him to find jesus dande was like #nah i'm good i aint gonna be dying again any time soon #hahahahahahaha #anyways he's FURIOUS ABOUT IT #ravelers #dande is DYING #i do love dande reacting with pure rage when his mind is overwhelmed with the thought of dying #it's fun to play in contrast to his typical demeanor #dande is dying #send your thoughts and prayers #also he's stuck at 10 hp and can't be healed!!#THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

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ashyslashyy · 2 years

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#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #my art #gravity falls #bill cipher #ford pines

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luvrxbunny · 7 months

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i think joel would find it so endearing if his younger!gf!reader had back pain like him.

like you guys would have full conversations about the specific positions that make the pain flare up

you’d text him, asking where the icy hot is, or if he could give you a massage, or crack it for you. you’d do the same for him and he’d thank you endlessly

ahh and you’d buy him one of those cummerbund looking things that people use to lift heavy things. and he’d be sooo appreciative- smiling and saying “yeah, my girlfriend got it for me” anytime someone mentions it

nsfw ↧

omg he’d place a pillow under your lower back before fucking you. and if he doesn’t he makes sure to keep your body in a position he knows won’t hurt you.

or if his back is hurting you’ll offer to ride him and do the same thing he does for you. and even while you’re riding him he’s leaning up, hands on your back to support you as much as he can

also he’d have his hand on his lower back while fucking you doggy

#i literally only wrote this cus my back is killing me #big booby problems #hahahahahahaha #anyway #joel miller #joel miller x y/n #joel miller x you #joel miller imagine #joel miller x reader #joel miller blurb #joel miller fluff #joel miller smut

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bisexual-engineer-guy · 20 days

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I HAVE A FEMBOY BOYFRIEND WHO LOVES ME AND WANTS TO CUDDLE AND WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS LIFE IS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT

HE CALLED ME HIS “CUTE GENIUS FEMBOYFRIEND” I AM WINNING AT LIFE RIGHT NOW LETS GOOOOO

#196 #rule #boykisser #femboy #femboys #femboy friday #:3 #blahaj #let me kiss some boys #good omens #ILL TAG TBIS WITH WHATEVER SUCK MY DICK TUMBLR #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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matrixbearer2024 · 2 months

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Karaoke Cacophony Preview- when Reader's mental goes sideways because of a certain somebody's ✨ forearms ✨

#vox x reader #get off my screen series #Lmao just melt #ah yes skin #it's hilarious how quick that spiral downwards went #Reader just staring LMFAO #Vox has absolutely no idea btw #they're idiots your honor #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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madcarver · 5 months

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#hahahahahahaha #ahahahaha #tf2 spy #spy tf2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #madcarver

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kasieli · 1 year

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I have a (older!alert, 7th year) completely useless headcanon that when Sebastian and the MC duel in the Undercroft, there’s a lot of Depulso and Confringo being used, so things can get real…hot

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy mc #sebastian sallow x mc #fanart #I hate myself lmao #I’m jk #but this was a lot of fun to draw ok #messy messy messy #older!alert #hahahaha #hahahahahahaha #this is my oc from my fanfic Eleanor btw #Don’t mind me I hate backgrounds #sebastian x mc

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aimseytv · 1 year

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cguqqie to caimsey

#hahahahahahaha #‘i might’#crying

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ilove-jb22 · 2 months

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AHAHAHAHAHHA why did she ask him that 😭😭

Translation: “do you want to come home with me?….”

#jude bellingham #my man my man my man #my bf #rm #real #football #Hahahahahahaha #I would ask him that too 😩

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wisteriasymphony · 7 months

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don't you hate it when your crime fighting partner autocratic leader wants you dead?

( increase image's exposure for a secret :3 )

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shineemoon · 1 year

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221206 bumkeyk ig story Congratulations 🥂 👍. 👍. 👍.

+ choiminho_1209 replied:

(♫ Red Velvet’s Dumb Dumb as bgm ♫) Thank you-ngㅎㅎ. I took a screenshot and uploaded it too ~. I've prepared some dots too just for you.... dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.......... .............................. (© trans: Choi_Dawna)

#SHINee #minkey #key #kim kibum #minho #choi minho #chase #bumkeyk #supportive SHINee #the emojis with the dots I CAN'TTTTTTT #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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acoraxia · 1 year

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[ NOT SHIP ] i want pasta

ko-fi

#lego monkie kid #lmk erlang shen #lmk sun wukong #lmk forest fires #🐶☀️#NOT SHIP PLS #uhm #yes #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #uhhhhhh #can i get an oops?#rhy!art #🌸#animatics

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xinhua-jun · 3 months

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it's skull, skull is the third party who gets involved bc he's the only who has the emotional intelligence to notice the problem and the lack of self preservation to put himself in the line of fire

There are some pros and cons to being a civilian suddenly thrust into not only the cursed mafia world, but also the cursed mafia world.

Pros: he gets paid to do what he loves—to play out his stunts in a setting where he doesn’t have to hold back so as to not to raise civilian suspicions about his condition, while also getting all of the acclaim when his subordinates genuinely shower him with it.

(Was it a mindfuck when some clown just showed up in his living room trying to reclute him? Yes. Is it dangerous? Yes. But if there’s anything the great Skull-sama loves, it’s a good challenge!)

Cons: once in a while he has to spend time in the vicinity of some less-than-desirable individuals, who consider him—him!—to be the less-than-desirable individual. The nerve!

(He’s not factoring Kawahira’s little misadventure, specifically, into this; getting turned into a toddler isn’t any weirder than being able to regenerate his body and coming back to life in his books.

Now that they’re out of the woods and he can laugh about it, he can begrudgingly admit—in the safety of his mind—that Checker Face did it for a noble cause, despite going about it in a not-so-hot fashion. If Skull were a millennia old being, he would play Russian roulette with some douchebags and give them body dysmorphia just for shits and giggles.

Skull will, however, complain about the acquaintances it left him with, as much as he wants, for as long as they’re assholes—which is shaping up to be for a very, very long time.)

The delightful but ultimately exasperating shit show that are one Sawada Tsunayoshi and Reborn-senpai does not fall into either of those categories, but in a secret, third, second-option-adjacent thing: idiots in love who, despite being more in sync with each other’s emotions than anyone could ever wish to be with their partner’s, couldn’t be more out of touch with their feelings if they tried. (And Skull has seen some paradoxes in his time, okay?)

All of this is relevant because, ultimately, despairingly, he’s gonna have to intervene. Jesus fucking Christ.

None of Tsuna’s little Elements, let alone any of Skull’s former colleagues—or anyone else who could, for that matter—is gonna do jack shit about it. They’re all either too emotionally constipated themselves, too scared of Reborn to dare going against him, or too willing to let them ‘go at their own pace’ (as if that will ever lead anywhere!).

So. It all falls into his hands to do something about it.

Does Skull win anything by meddling? Not in the slightest. On the contrary—

“I do not get paid enough for this shit,” Skull groans. “I do not get paid at all for this shit.”

If anything, he’s risking death by Reborn-senpai!

But he owes it to Tsuna, because despite being obviously influenced by Reborn in more ways than anyone would like, he has never, not even once, been unkind to Skull. Even before the whole Representative Battles happened—and that’s a whole other debt he needs to repay.

Unlike anybody else who has ever interacted with both Skull and Reborn, Tsuna has never once lacked basic human decency. (Skull wishes he had lacked basic human decency; he wouldn’t feel so morally obligated to protect the kid’s heart then.)

Enma pats his back in comfort when Skull hides his face in the other’s shoulder. Earnestly, he says, “I think you’re doing something truly honorable, senpai,” because he’s seen those two and knows what Skull has to deal with; more so than Skull, actually, because while Skull can just fuck-off whenever they get unbearable, Enma lives here and still has to interact with them on a daily basis.

What the fuck.

Skull raises his head long enough to look at him. “How do you deal with it, Enma-kun?”

Like the true child soldier he is—and he’s not gonna open that can of worms at the moment; Jesus, why did he even have to think about it?! One emotional crisis at a time, please!—Enma stares off into space before solemnly saying, “I grew up with Adel and Julie,” like that answers anything.

It kinda does, funnily enough.

“Ne, ne, Enma-kun,” Skull wheedles, getting an idea.

But Enma shakes his head, smiling apologetically before he can even say anything else. “I can’t help you with this,” he says, soothing the sting of his betrayal by running gentle fingers through Skull’s nape. “I grew up with Adel and Julie,” he reiterates meaningfully.

It takes Skull a moment.

“That bitch,” he says with an offended gasp. “She told you not to get involved, didn’t she?!”

Enma tugs gently at a lock in reproach. “Be nice to my sister.”

Skull pouts. Enma’s eyes soften. The fond amusement in his expression makes Skull’s stomach flutter.

(Maybe he has indigestion or something? He’ll have to pick up some Otha’s Isan on his way back.)

“If it makes you feel better, I will cheer you on every step of the way, okay? So hang in there, senpai.”

That does make him feel better.

If nothing else, Skull will at least have a cute little kouhai to come back to and be comforted by when this inevitably blows up on his face.

“Well,” Skull says, revisiting his earlier thoughts. He leans into Enma’s touch, feeling rejuvenated. “If there’s anything the great Skull-sama loves, it’s a good challenge!”

#🎐#khr #skull #r27 #s00 #if you squint #(I know that’s Squalo’s shorthand but I only ever used the Arcobaleno’s initial so‚‚‚ rip)#that one sneaked up on me ngl but I’m not mad about it #anonymous #things I write #won't you stick around with me?#skull de mort: matchmaker extraordinaire #skull has no self preservation and all the intention to help his (begrudging) loved ones #hahahahahahaha #thanks for the prompt nonnie #sorry I’m just answering now!

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wouldvebeensweet · 10 days

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i have so much respect for my girlies writing think pieces rn cuz i’m no thoughts head empty eating cold pizza on my kitchen floor thinking about the chin hair i need to pluck when im sane. also the birds are chirping

#feeling delusional!!!!!!!#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #GUYS taylor is crazy #lmao

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thirdeyeblue · 7 months

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read your fic for ten x martha now it's over lol but like. you're holding onto tenrose for nostalgia don't you. there's nothing interesting about them and rose becomes another person entirely when she's around ten she's like any other basic white girl. why did she lose her personality bc of a MAN who didn't make effort to finish a sentence for her that's embarrassing lol rtd's sexist ass hates women so badddd. i can't stand him and the ten x rose shit :/. nine x rose >>> ten x rose all the way

#hahahahahahaha #hahahahahahahahahahaha #hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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deathdestructiondoom · 5 months

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Remember this?

I finished it.

now im going to sleep-

#pjsk g/t #project sekai g/t #pjsekai g/t #project sekai posting #project sekai #g/t #giant/tiny #akito shinonome #len kagamine #kenny draws #hahahahahahaha #ok fr im going to bed #adios #ironically the sketch looks better #but i like the coloring so #ye #ok fine im going to bed now

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