BRO DKD YALL SEE DEUCES MOM

BRO MS. SPDAE

PLEASE

GIVE ME ONE CHANCE MS. SPADE

I PROMISE ILL TREAT YOU RIGHT

RAHHHHHSHSHEHHRJEJEJEENEJEBEJEBEB

LIVE LAUGH LOVE MS. SPADE.

OM MY GOODNESS SHES SO FINE 😫

MS. SPADE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE AND ILL TREAT YOU RIGHT PLEASEEEEEE

I'm prolly gonna right a fic where middle school reader meets Deuces mom and goes feral over her maybe 🤗 or Ms. Spade just dotes on the reader you get what I mean.

Got to create something featuring the Midnight Crew + Ms Paint for @glubtier for @homestuckss!!

ms.paint dump,,,,,

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #29 :

Deuce, sending a picture of Professor Crewel to his mom : What do you think of him, mom ?

Ms. Spade : Ooh he's sexy. ( • ̀ω•́ )✧

Deuce : My god..nooo..

Ms. Spade : Wait is that your teacher ?! Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ)//

Deuce : It's my teacher !

Ms. Spade : My goodness. ¬‿¬

Deuce : Mooom...noo !

Ms. Spade : He about to be your step-dad ! ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)✨

Deuce : STOOOOOP- DON'T DO THIS TO MEEE-

btw I'm quoting this joke from a vtuber named Kenji, go check him out he's pretty funny.

I keep doing it sorry

get used to it buddy

bonus

(alternate versions included below BQ and PM)

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Cringetober 5 - MS Paint

ngl i miss her. there should be more fanart of Ms. Paint

Characters:

Ms. Paint - Homestuck Spades Slick/Noir - Homestuck

art stuff from today

Alright guys it's been like 6 hours xD Thanks to those who have dropped by! The drawings contained in these images are by @inkmachine7 @toontruelove @vineboom-sfx and me! It was super fun, I will definitely do another one of these another time!

(click the images for better quality and to be able to zoom in on those small sketches xD)

The parent wars

Ok I love how this fandom ships Lilia and deduce’s mom because they are both single parents with adorable sons.Then someone else recommend Vil’s dad (I think his name was Eric)since he is also single and might be ready to mingle.

But you know who else the fandom has dubbed as a single adoptive parent of our dear m/c?! DIVUS CREWEL!!!

And now imagine all the dads end up meeting Ms Spade (maybe on parents day at school) and end up falling in love with since she is so HOT , BEAUTIfUL aNd WONDERFUl. So they are now love rivals and they each want to win the Ms Spade heart. Now because the dads are rivals their kids are now rivals since they all want their dads to be happy and let's be honest deuce would make an amazing brother so it is a win win.

But now imagine the CHAOS and DRAMA that will unfold since the kids will battling each other in order to convince deuce that their dad is the best fit for his mom. Like imagine Vil stealing deuce away to his dorm and gives him a list of benfits that he will get if they become sibling (examples: getting tutoring from vil to become an honor student, how there might be adverts about flash bikes (you know those magical motorbikes in their world) or compitions that he can get front roll seats to and most importantly his mom would be set for life).He might have got Rook to do a quick background check and integrated Epel on deuces’ like/dislikes before the meeting.

Then you got M/C who will be normal but say things like how deuce is more then a best friend and that he is a brother to them (insert a very insulted ace who m/c would have explain the situation to later) then u got both ace and m/c start bragging about how crewel is best and if he does hypercritically marry Ms Spade not only will he help with his studies but they can have so many sleep overs at crewel’s house since they will be living together.

Then you got Silver who is a bit confused but got spirit. He might honestly think that he and Deuce are brothers now from the way Lilia talks like he and Deuce’s mom are already married plus Silver would be happy if there were more humans in the family. I honestly think that Silver would be the most chill not that pushy but teach deuce things like how to sword fight and help him with his homework(if he doesn't fall asleep)

But the most funniest thing about this love square is that it would turn huge very fast because of Vil , M/C and Silvers friends will get involved. Like you got M/C with the first years supporting team Crewel. Vil and his entire dorm on team Eric and then you got Lilia being backed by the Prince of Briar Valley and his people. Not to mention the potential traitors *cough* *cough* Sebek or even Epel (btw I am not saying that they both are not loyal but Sebek’s heart belongs to Mallus and Lila first before anything else while Epel might get threatened with more makeup routines or something but properly not actual betray m/c since he is a ride or die but instead become something like a double agent.) Some of the dorms would be on the m/c side while others would stay neutral (the fish mafia might start a betting pool while Cater ends up posting the situation on Magiscram making the entire internet spilt between who would win the single mother’s heart ) Majority of the staff try stay neutral but are all on team Crewel and situations ends up becoming like a huge source of entertainment better then any reality t/v show (some producers ended up coming and asking if they can make it a show since Eric and Vil are involved but the got told to buzz off since this is a private matter)

Meanwhile, poor Deuce is lost on what to do and only wants his mom to be happy and is not sure how to deal with all this. Let's not forget that he also has to deal with his mom’s potential boyfriends trying to win his favour which is a whole other situation.

Anyway that's it folks thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

(also this is my first time contributing to a fandom. So Hi I am Kiwi and I give my greetings to the people of tumber. Please let me know if I make any mistakes and I wish you all a goodnight/day)

evil warped mind a twisted psyche no end to his wrath and anger

dearest slick

my dearest…….

Thinking about how Spades Slick deserved to live and Bec Noir deserved to die

Why the hell did they decide to keep Bec Noir alive? Spades Slick is literally more important than him! Sure Bec Noir was the main antagonist for the first half of the comic, but if anything that more justifies his demise

Spades Slick is not only the FIRST version of Jack we ever meet but he’s also Karkat’s ally, Karkat’s exile, Ms. Paint’s lover, and the new leader of The Felt. Literally all of this is good reason to keep him alive so he may start a new life for himself with a new partner and a new crew and he can even reunite with Karkat!

But instead Homestuck decided to kill Spades Slick and save Bec Noir, simply because he was more iconic. They even give him a scene with Ms. Paint, as if she isn’t already dating a different Jack. It’s so annoying to me what the hell