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“do you ever think back to ten years ago?”
“...you mean... Mr. Red?”
“Yeah. What if it didn't have to be this way? What if we played a different game? WHAT IF everything actually went okay?”
what if everything was okay?
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itlivesingeneral · 2 years
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Waverly: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Ava: I only like dark humor.
Waverly, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Ava:
Waverly: An IMPASTA!
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Britney: I wanted to apologize.
Stacy: Good.
Britney: Let me finish. I wanted to, and then I realized, I’m not sorry.
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Ava: Casey, I’m going to need you to swear-
Casey: Fuck.
Ava: Swear as in promise.
Casey: Oh.
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Cora about Casey: Every grandparent wants to see their grandchild do well, but I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that watching my loser granddaughter fail at everything she tries has been pretty entertaining.
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Andy: Waverly, what are we going to do?
Waverly: What are you worried about? You’re so small they probably won’t even see you.
Andy: Is this really the time to be making short jokes?
Waverly: Andy, there’s never not a time because, just like you, life is short.
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*After Waverly (MC) gives Jane’s whistle back*
Noah: What did you do?
Waverly: Okay, I’ll tell you, but you can’t get mad at me.
Noah: What. Did. You. Do.
Waverly: Well first, I was minding my own business –
Noah, slamming his hand on the table: Bullshit!
Waverly: I WAS!
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Lily: There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Ava: It’s usually an oncoming train.
Lily: Could you not try to kill my vibe for five seconds?
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Casey: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Lucas: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Casey: Promise me you won’t get mad though.
Lucas: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Casey: …What’s your name again?
Lucas, the actual class president who speaks at nearly every student function and is introduced before each one: I’m mad.
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Andy: The eagles won last night.
Tom: Oh, did you watch the game?
Andy, covered in blood and scratches: What game?
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Waverly: Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy.
Noah, trying not to get attacked by a plant dog: We are trying to save Dan! Shouldn’t you be thinking about other things?
Andy: But is she wrong?
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Stacy: Do you know why I recruited you for cheer?
Casey: I assumed you lost a bet.
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Lucas: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Waverly: They’re for Maurice.
Lucas: Why are you making pancakes for Maurice?
Waverly: He doesn’t know how.
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Tom: Where is everybody?
Casey: Lily and Dan had a nervous collapse, Stacy is looking after them, Lucas, Andy, and Ava went back to bed. Also, Noah is trying to kill Waverly, and I’m in charge.
Tom: Fuck
Casey: I know, right?
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Redfield to the children:  I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise.
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Casey: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Ava: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.
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she-x-wolf · 2 years
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Letters by Goddard E. Filleus aka Douglas Redfield.
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prim-moth · 1 year
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I’m not normal about all these mfs
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ditzybat · 1 month
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just imagining a teeny tiny tim being absolutely devastated about jason’s death, that he manages to get on to dark forums to contact a mercenary for a hit on the joker’s life.
and who happens to be that mercenary? deathstroke.
tim wires money from his (admittedly very high) allowance to slade, who finishes the job within the week — news outlets are going crazy as nobody knows who pulled off such a stunt — bruce is confused, and dick is both grateful, that someone took the bastard who killed his baby brothers life, and angry, because bruce wasn’t the one to do it.
slade however? wants to investigate, someone finally had the gall to order a hit on the joker and he’s a little curious to see who it is.
only come to find a little boy all alone in a big house who spends his nights following around a vigilante in a furry suit.
and, well, slade hasn’t been the best parent, and probably doesn’t know how to deal with an average kid, but who can blame him when he begins to train tim into becoming a mercenary just like him — after all, how else is he gonna defend himself on the streets of gotham when he gallivants around with an expensive camera, a sign basically saying ‘kidnap me!’ strapped to his chest?
so what if the kid becomes robin and uses those skills in the cape? that’s batman’s problem to figure out.
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goryhorroor · 14 days
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horror sub-genres: gothic
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hajimedics · 2 months
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I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF
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elbiotipo · 11 days
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Count Dooku: The Republic is corrupt and undemocratic, and the Jedi are elitist and out of touch, they have opressed us for far too long!
Separatist: I agree! We need to make a new path, down with the Republic, we'll join you!
Count Dooku: Good choice my friend! Welcome to the Dark Side of the Force. My name is Darth Tyrannus. You can join me at the Star Destroyer Malevolence with my friend, General Grievous.
Separatist: wh
Separatist: why are you called like that
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reppyy · 10 months
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masoncarr2244 · 1 year
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multifandomnonsense · 10 months
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Made a few more
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Our favorite boy and my favorite shadow monster----!!
(trying out a new style)
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yuricides · 5 months
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workingbynyx · 2 months
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Guys...what do we think about this jason
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In a divergent-esque fic 👀
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spicyhamsamson · 1 year
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I am. So fucking tired of Batman being portrayed as a bad parent and a toxic person. And it’s so goddamn widespread. Fuck, it might be as bad as the whole “Superman being a kindhearted Boy Scout is boring” take.
I get it, the man’s not exactly stable, he watched his parents get murdered in front of him and spent years of his life training to fight crime dressed like a giant scary bat, of course he’s not perfect.
But to say that Bruce Wayne isn’t caring, isn’t empathetic, to call him abusive…it just misses the point of who the character is to me.
Why do you think he fights crime? Yes, part of it is because he’s bitter and sad because his parents were cruelly ripped from him as a child, and he’s lashing out against the corruption of his city. It’s arguably the focus of his earlier years. But he learns to become more than that. He learns to bring hope, a chance to be better.
Harleen Quinzel is the Joker’s right hand lady, but she’s also a victim of an abusive relationship and a woman with a surprisingly strong moral compass and a love for animals, and wants to get better. That’s why we see time and time again that he has a noticeable soft spot for her, because he knows that she’s a good person at her core.
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Harvey Dent is a man who will decide someone’s fate on a coin toss(and a pretty inaccurate depiction of DID), but he’s also Bruce’s close friend who clearly needs help learning to live with his condition, rather than try to get rid of it, and someone who he still goes out of his way to visit, even after everything, because he recognizes he’s not just a criminal with a weird gimmick, he’s a man who is struggling with a condition that he’s mishandled his whole life.
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Victor Fries is a cold, emotionless man who will callously discard allies and blame them for being careless, but he’s also a man who’s either lashing out because he had the love of his life taken from him, or just desperate to make sure she isn’t taken from him, and is willing to do anything just to guarantee her survival. Of course Batman would understand, his whole life was defined by having people he loved taken away from him.
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Even the Joker, arguably one of the most morally bankrupt characters in all of fiction, is someone that Batman has offered a chance to. After the guy shoots the daughter of his friend, a girl he cared for like she was his own kid, and paralyzes her from the waist down, he tells the Joker that he doesn’t want to hurt him. He wants to get him help. He looks at this monster who has taken countless lives and says “You don’t have to be alone.”
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For fuck’s sake, he sat with Joe Chill in his last moments so that he wouldn’t be alone. Joe Chill, the man who murdered his parents, who took so much from him, the person responsible for all of the misery and suffering he’s gone through. And he sits with the man to comfort him while dies. Do you know how much emotional intelligence and maturity that must take? To comfort someone who arguably ruined your life?
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And you’re gonna tell me the man who did that would abuse his kids?
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That he’d hold up the young man whose death was his greatest failure, the boy he grieved, and say this?
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That he’d look his goddamn son in the eyes and say this to him?
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Why the FUCK do you think he took in Dick Grayson in the first place? It wasn’t because he saw the kid and thought “Ah. A potential soldier.”, it was because he saw a boy experiencing the same heartbreaking loss he had so many years ago, and wanted to make sure he didn’t end up as bitter and miserable as he was.
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Why do you think he smiled when Tim Drake presented him a broken watch for Father’s Day? Because he was just happy to see the boy alive and safe.
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DAMIAN LITERALLY POINTED AT A COW AND SAID “I’m keeping her. She’s Bat-Cow.” AND BRUCE JUST WENT WITH IT. DIDN’T EVEN NEED TO ARGUE WHY BRUCE SHOULD LET HIM KEEP HER. HE SAID “this cow is my pet now” AND BRUCE SAID “aight, bet”.
The thing about Batman is that he wants to make sure nobody else ends up feeling the way he does. That’s not just about stopping a mugger so a boy’s parents aren’t gunned down. It’s about giving his loved ones the support and care that he couldn’t have, because it was taken from him. It’s about comforting someone who just went through a traumatic experience and letting them know that they’re going to be okay. It’s about going to someone locked away in a cell who thinks that they’re a lost cause and a burden to society and telling them that he wants to help them get better. It’s about EMPATHY and COMPASSION.
That’s what makes him a HERO. He’s meant to inspire us, to show us that we can have that same empathy for others around us, that we can turn our suffering into hope for a better future.
I just wish more people at DC would start recognizing that. But I might as well follow that example myself. Maybe through this struggle of having to see this hero mistreat the people around him and act like a grade-A jackass, people will start to recognize that missing compassion, and slowly but surely, it might come back. After all, what is this post, if not trying to bring attention to the matter in the hopes of fixing it?
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ashh-tree · 5 months
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i keep forgetting that this is also an art blog so umm heres some silly rudolph art/doodles i've done this year since its getting close to his season!!! :3
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this last two are basically just.. rudolph hermey and yukon in the pmd universe i was thinking about both rudolph and pmd that day so ermmm this thing exists now lol perhaps i could make it into a sorta au..... me thinks..
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anyways i need to go brush my teeth, good day to you all
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