I’ve been meaning to actually get down a design for her so YAY! YAY! BIVE! BIVE! YAY! I know I draw infected/kasper liek all the time but she was the one that actually got me interested in taking a deeper look into regretevator! (Her and lampert actually but I think the stinky hair woman is awesome)
Andre caught Mel when she was a kitten. All it took was a can of tuna and some fast hands.
Cal calls her fat and Andre gets offended.
“She isn’t fat her pouch just hangs low you dumbass”
I think this is pretty much canon, but Cal is really good at manipulating people.
When Cal was arrested for having weed the bitch smiled proudly in his mugshots.
Andre serves as the impulse control Cal doesn’t have. (He doesn’t do a good job at it)
I know they live to talk shit.
Cal takes nothing seriously and that’s why he gets his ass kicked. Maybe don’t giggle when Brad Hoff threatens to beat you up.
Cal knows how to piss off Andre and he uses it to his advantage.
They probably get into arguments like very other week.
Andre has insomnia.
They’re probably both pretty jealous of everyone else. Everybody else is having a normal senior year while they’re probably driving each other crazy from everything that happened to them in their younger years.
Andre will hold a grudge. The bitch never lets go.
Cal can ramble for hours at a time and Andre will listen despite not knowing wtf he’s yappin about.
Cal bites himself a lot when frustrated (which is often)
Mel sleeps on Andre every night.
Andre’s got the worst immune system ever. That man lives on allergy medicine.
Cal likes to do dangerous shit and Andre is forced to participate as the camera man and getaway driver.