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Hi I was wondering if you could do slashers (RZ Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Sinclair brothers) with a s/o that works and performs with dolphins, sharks, and alligators and has a really good relationship with the animals. like their s/o is like "they're so cute!" And they're petting a shark or crocodile and the slasher is just like "😳"
OMG YES!!! Imma do sharks/alligators cuz dolphins are wacky. She/her, sfw, Request open
Slasners with s/o that befriends wild animals
Jason Voorhees
Guy lives in America im sure there are gators in this lake of his
Imagine, before s/o and Jason became bffs, s/o friends wanted to hang out in Crystal Lake but there where huge alligators there. Imagine s/o just bonding with gators slowly, like giving them lil treats and other stuff
Belly rubs and head pats all the way! Im sure they love it
When s/o and Jason got together, I swear his soul left his body when he saw her walking around gators. This guy just died
I mean im sure he and gators are best pals, BUT THEY USUALLY EAT NORMAL PEOPLE S/O WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NONO ITS WALKING IN YOUR DIRECSION S/O STOP- oh wait you are petting it, aww
"Aww look at this big boi! Soo cute!"
He wants some headpats too pls
Jason, s/o, beautiful beach, sunset, 3alligators chilling next to them. Wonderful afternoon
Bo , Vince and Lester Sinclair
"I swear if it even looks at you in wrong way im skinning it"
"So... your taming big lizards now?"
Vince secretly wants to be aligator dad and have litte gator puppy. Definitely wants to yoink (adopt) one egg and tame it
Lester tried to pick one up and put it in truck once, mostly just to prank Bo. Imagine "lester where is my shotgun🤨" "oh its in truck😈" "hsss🐍" "AAHH HOLY SHIT"
Bo hates it so much, I mean yeah gators look epic and are great if somone tries to escape Ambrose thrue lake. But s/o! My love! They can crush your hand without even thinking about it!! It's an idea for suicide!
Lester agreed to adopt one (due to vincent begging)
Micheal Myers RZ
Aw hell naaah
Man ate a cat once, ya think that thicker skin is going to stop him?
Will have stare contest with the gator
Also if s/o is a professional and works with sharks.. THIS GUY IS OBSSESED WITH SHARKS OMGOMGOGK YAS!!
Especially that its his s/o playing/swimming with the creature... so he is not the only dangerous thing shes dealing with? Maybe that's why she isn't so scared of Myers? He is overthinking sm
Pls buy him hammer head plushie or whale sharks (bro tbh lemon sharks and whale sharks are so cute i have like milion tiktoks of them saved)
Will lisen to s/o mumble and monogluge about difrent kinds of sharks, their behaviours, how they bend with humans and how cool they are!
He finds sharks very funny and goofy, and im sure he doesnt really know how fish breathe underwater.. he's convinced that they just swallow water and that's how they breath
#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#micheal myers#micheal myers x reader#rzy micheal myers#jason vorhees headcanon#jason vorhees imagine#jason vorhees x reader#jason voorhees#friday 13th#house of wax#vincent sinclair x reader#vincent x reader#vincent sinclair#bo sinclair x reader#bo sinclair x y/n#bo sinclair#lester sinclair x reader#lester sinclair
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girlll im thinking about modern 90s jason (black album era w the undercut fr) and i literally feel like he'd be such a good boyfriend likeee youre definitely his lockscreen and his homescreen
i need more to read abt this man😣😣🙏🙇♀️
OH DEFINITLEY!!!!!
He's such a sweetheart!!! very romantic and also a goofbal, but he can also be pretty intimidating and agressive.
like, he can be so overly sweet with you, all lovey-dovey shit. sweet little kisses here and gentle touches there. but, if he feels like it, he would rawdog you with any chance he'd get.
if we're talking about modern!90sJason, he would in fact have you everywhere on his phone. lockscreen, homescreen, and widgets!! cute little pics of the two of you <3.
literally texts you everyday;
"Hey, baby. I just wanna say i luv you <3!"
"Aww! I luv you too Jase <3!"
would he sent you freaky pics? definitley.
he makes you laugh so much, he has such a good heart. just wants to show you his love in any way he can. lots of cuddles and you can really talk to him about anything, he'll always listen. <3
whenever he comes home and is tired, cause the boys have been nagging on him all day. either slow, heartfelt and comforting sex. where you hold him in your arms all night. shushing him and saying that everything will be alright, and that he's very talented.
or
he would pound into you from behind, gripping your hips so tight it sure as hell is going to leave some bruises for you to find the next day.
"Mine." he says through gritted teeth. "only mine, fuck i needed this."
he pounds harder into you and you can barely keep yourself upright. your knees and elbows hurt and you're starting to shake.
"keep up for me, pretty girl, c'mon."
yes, me loooooves Jason <3
#jason newsted#jason newsted x reader#metallica#fanfic#fanfiction#metallica smut#metallica fanfiction#metallica oneshot#i agree#you get it#HES SO CUTE AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME#i cant#distorted59
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Slashers’ s/o’s cat
Fat cats > every other cat
(This is kinda just a slashers with cats hc type thing-)
Women DNI
Poly Ghostface
Will they tease you when you baby talk the cat? Yes.
“Aww youre so round!! Youre such a cute babyy” *proceeds to mock your voice*
If you uncomfy with that then they stop
Are they jealous that your cat is getting special attention? Yea-
“Baaabe why are you nicer to your cat than to uus??”
Stu does it with your cat too tho.
Stu is a cat person and I will die on a hill defending that
Billy is mean to your cat
*Your cat meowing loudly* “Shut the hell up fatass” “Billy!-“
He doesnt mean it
Jason Vorhees
Awww thats so cute :))
Loves your cat as much as you do (maybe even more)
He probably would baby talk if he had a voice
*Cradling your cat like a baby*
Loves the voice you do towards your cat
Do it to him too ig- hed love it
Overall thinks it adorable 10/10
Brahms Heelshire
Jealous bum
Why are you paying so much attention to your cat >:(
Hes your baby too >:(((((
“Aww look at my lil babyy” “Y/n Im your baby >:((“
Doesnt like your cat
you pay attention to the cat more than him he says
You dont
Eventually he likes the cat
Eventually
Michael Myers
Looks like its snack time-
Doesnt care that much
No I will not fill up the cat bowl. You do it
*Takes cat from your arms and places it on the ground*
Ok hes actually a bit jealous-
Clingy mf
Stares at you while you baby your cat
“Michael i dont like the look youre giving my cat-“
What?? No he wasn’t petting the cat
When he pets your cat hes somewhat uhh
aggressive
*grabs cat’s head* “Michael let the baby go!”
#billy loomis#slashers#stu macher#michael myers#scream 1996#jason voorhees#slasher memes#brahms heelshire#the boy 2016#halloween kills#slashers x reader#slashers x male reader#poly ghostface
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Maribat Platonic November Day 5 - Social Media
@maribat-platonic-november
Notes: This took me three days straight and an inordinate amount of research to pull off so uhhh hope you enjoy it :)
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mdc ✓ | 102 Following | 15M Followers | 837M Likes
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mdc ✓ ∙ 8-20
Soo I tried something new today
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marime
OMFG YES QUEEN WORK IT
chloebee ✓
I told you it’d turn out good, didn’t I?
jasonsthunderthighs
[id: Marinette is sitting on a stool, wearing an oversized Jagged Stone t-shirt, black shorts, and black flats. Her hair is in its signature pigtails.
She kicks her legs up and the music changes. At the highest point of her kick, the outfit changes to a lace bodysuit, a silk blazer and silk straight-cut pants all in the same shade of red. Her shoulder-length hair is down and wavy, and she mouths the lyrics of the song while laughing.
End id.]
lukasguitarpick
new designs???
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theflyinggrayson ✓ | 15 Following | 45M Followers | 2B Likes
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theflyinggrayson ✓ ∙ 8-22
go follow!!
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timmyboy
OMG TIM MADE A TIKTOK WHAT AKSJDHSKA
graysonsass
i wonder what bruce thinks about this
stephswaffles ✓
👀
graysonsass
WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
thebuttsmatch
HE MADE A TIKTOK ACC BRB CRYING
simpforjasontodd
when’s jason going to get one??
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timdrake ✓ | 3 Following | 12M Followers | 0 Likes
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ladybuggachat @ladybuggachat
is anyone going to talk about how tim is only following dick, steph and mdc??
8:23 PM - August 22
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mdc ✓ ∙ 8-23
Throwback time!
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stephbrownie
TIM DRAKE IS FOLLOWING YOU
jasonsthunderthighs
[id: Caption appears. It says “here are some designs I made back in lycée! The first piece is...
marigoldd
guys what if she’s friends with the waynes
kiddiesection
TIM DRAKE?????
iceprinceee
idk who this girl is but i might stan
nevergunnagiveyouup
the co-ceo of wayne ent is following you what 😭
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mdc ✓ ∙ 8-29
Design with me - finding inspo for Jagged’s new tour!
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nettiee
it’s been a week and she still hasn’t said anything about tim
marisleftpigtail
QUEEN
mdc ✓
ty 🥰🥰
marisleftpigtail
OMG SHE NOTICED ME ASDKJ
redrobinyum
is it just me or is she filming somewhere else?
batttsy
no ur right that kinda looks like gotham
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marinettedesigned We made some macarons today! They’re coffee flavored. ☕
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chatnuit
am i insane or is that the wayne manor kitchen
marigoldd
“we”?
redrobinyum
kinda sus tbh
stephbrownie
holdup didn’t dick say tim’s fav food was coffee
hawkmothsucks
OMG YOURE RIGHT
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batman stop wearing a cape
@nocapesedna
okay we all know jagged is friends w bruce, and since mari is his personal designer she has to know the waynes, right??
1:38 AM - August 30
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marinettedesigned A day in the park! Look at this cute dog 🥰
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marisleftpigtail
aww that’s so adorable
roselala ✓
I love puppies!!
marigoldd
that kinda looks like damian wayne’s dog…
redhoodiee
nah y’all are reaching
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chloebee ✓ ∙ 9-02
Marinette didn’t want to post this so I’m doing for her. You’re welcome. #riffchallenge
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casssserole
j-jason??
jasonsthunderthighs
[id: Marinette is sitting in the middle of a room on a stool. The music plays, and she sings a riff over it. Once she finishes, someone whistles off-screen and says “Damn, Pixie.” She scrambles for the camera, and the video shakes right before cutting off.
End id.]
howmanywaynes
candy store from heathers?? an intellectual i see
misterbuggie
THATS JASON TODD THERES NO WAY IT ISNT
drac0ma1foy
who cares if it’s a wayne can we talk about her sINGING LIKE WHAT
queenbeeswax
chloe doing god’s work out here
jaggedsemohair
is that a wayne i hear?
bluebirb
there’s no way this girl knows the waynes
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mdc ✓ ∙ 9-03
Gymnastics challenge! I got bored so I decided to do this for fun—I’m by no means an actual gymnast so please don’t roast my technique askdj
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marisleftpigtail
how are you not an actual gymnast
nevergunnagiveyouup
please my inflexible self could never
coffeeliterally
i—dick grayson?? gymnastics??
kiddiesection
😳😳
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theflyinggrayson ✓ ∙ 9-03
@mdc thanks for dropping by 😉
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nettiee
MY WEAVE IS SNATCHED
mariwayneee
ASKDHSKAJ I KNEW ITTTT
spidermxnn
so we aren’t gunna talk ab how flexible these two are
graysonsass
who’s the girl?
duckygrapes
okay but this still doesn’t explain why tim followed her?
casssserole
how did they do that routine so flawlessly
howmanywaynes
JASON NOW DICK WHOS NEXT
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stephswaffles ✓ ∙ 9-05
@mdc 😪
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kermitstea
the chaotic duo i never knew i needed
tiredcollegestudent
@timdrake watch out bro she’s stealing your gf
jasonsthunderthighs
[id: Caption appears. It says “going to McDonald’s drive-thrus to see how many are broken. Stephanie and Marinette get into a car. They arrive at the first store and…
ladygoogoo
PLEASEEE THE WAY THEY YEETED OUT OF THERE SO QUICK
timstephforever
“nope i don’t know her” iM DYING
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theflyinggrayson ✓ ∙ 9-08
trying to get @timdrake and @mdc to go to bed
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grrrreeat
imagine being a businessman and seeing tim in a meeting after watching this
tiredcollegestudent
uhh how have they not died from overcaffeination
literallymylife
and i thought my starbucks order was wack 😭
c0ffeeluvr
jason did not hold back aksjd
bruhbruhbruhh
their faces when he took away their coffee eye—
spoileralert
duke needs to make a tiktok i’m starving
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theflyinggrayson ✓ ∙ 9-10
@mdc betrayal 💔💔
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iceprinceee
WHAT OMG
mariharemm
PLOT TWIST
hawkmothsucks
i never saw this coming
chloebee ✓
You’re lucky I figured it out on my own, Dupain-Cheng.
queenbeeswax
SHE PULLED OUT THE LAST NAME OOP
jasonsthunderthighs
[id: Dick appears in the frame alongside Duke Thomas and Stephanie Brown. He talks to the camera, saying “Today we’ll be surprising Marinette.”
Stephanie pipes in. “We asked her to hang out but she said she was busy designing. She’s probably overworking herself right now.”
“She needs a Wayne’s night out,” says Duke. “So we’re going to her apartment to drag her out into the sunlight.”
The three get into a car, and Dick records the ride. It looks very vlog-like. They stop the car and get out; only the pavement is recorded as they walk. The video cuts to Dick’s hand turning the doorknob. It then pans to a messy room with fabrics strewn all over the couch.
“She’s not in this room,” whispers Dick.
“Why don’t you try the studio? She’s probably in there,” Stephanie suggests.
They walk further into the apartment, with Stephanie and Dick visible on the sides. They stop in front of a door, and she pushes it open.
Once it's open, Marinette’s back can be seen. She is sitting on a chair with someone leaning over her. At closer inspection you can tell they are kissing.
Dick gasps. “Is this why you didn’t want to hang out with me today?”
The two break apart, showing Marinette’s astonished face and the person she just had her arms wrapped around. It’s Damian Wayne.
His expression shifts from annoyance to displeasure as he spots the camera in Dick’s hands. The video shows him growling “Hand over the camera, Grayson!” before it rapidly blurs as the trio run off, laughing.
An “oof” can be heard before the video cuts off to black.
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⁎ ˚ 𓄼 ﹒ batboys after joking about something that you’re insecure about
dick:
realizes mid sentence how bad it sounds
quickly apologises
“that sounded a lot less terrible in my head”
feels v bad
goes completely red
a lot of awkward laughter from both of you
starts to feels worse
“it’s fine, i promise”
“i’m really sorry”
“its fine, i found it funny”
“no no i feel bad i’m sorry”
you getting more annoyed about the fact he won’t accept that you don’t care than about what he actually said
you picking at his hair and outfit so he feels less bad
“that colour sucks on you by the way”
“woah you’ve crossed the line now”
jason:
he doesn’t expect you to get upset bc you guys make fun of each other all the time
you laugh even though it hurt
he doesn’t realize until you go quiet afterwards
“you okay? you know i’m only kidding right?”
you assuring him you don’t care while going completely red
him thinking you’re cute when embarrassed
“aww im sorry darling, you know i think you’re perfect.”
you blushing even more
him enjoying this too much
he makes a mental note not to joke about it again
“forgive me?”
“no.”
Tim:
bold of u to assume he’d disrespect u
#batboys#batfam#batfamily#tim drake x reader#tim drake#jason todd x reader#jason todd#red hood#nightwing x reader#nightwing#dick grayson#dick grayson x reader#one shots#smut#headcanons#dc#dceu#cute#fluff#robin x reader#batboys x reader
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Matchups are open?..
May I intrude with a Horror/Slasher request?
Here is me but condensed into bullet points!
Brown short hair with blue tips
Brown eyes, and glasses/con
I endorse Poly, and open relationships and am open to practice both!
I’m a social anxiety riddled rat
Goblin-core
I have non-lobe ear piercings and plan on stacking up some more
Mental health is ...well
Sudden bouts of depression
Can’t focus, brain empty
Grumpy but sometimes it’s “IM BABY!”
Sitting on random spots on the floor is a trademark of mine
I draw the human body (mostly women)
Built on caffeine and dehydration
Smiling TOO much, I can’t stop it!
A FELLOW ASEXUAL , HELLO!
I will send a daily cat photo and an aggressive amount of hearts in texts.
Heck yes you can!❤️
Sorry it took some time!
Don’t hesitate to tell me if I missed some things or made grammar mistakes—
I match you with:
Billy Lenz!
Other possibilities: poly!Ghostface, ChromeSkull, Ash Williams, Charles Lee Ray/Chucky, Bubba Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, Jason Voorheese
Brown hair? Like him!
He finds your blue tips so cute tho-
Like, he’ll always play with the em of your hair, his eyes sparkling like the ones of a little kid on Christmas.
At least you have a body, he’s good with that.
But if you talk about what he really likes physically, except “you know what”, it’s seriously your eyes.
He just finds them so beautiful, especially when you wear glasses.
The way they frame your eyes is just, w o w. It makes him giggle like a schoolgirl
Sharing you? Him??? Never!😤
He’s too much of a possessive rat to share you with anybody, even if they’re your family.
Social anxiety? He’s got it too-
He’s more into I’m-staying-in-the-atticcore, but I think he’s definitely goblincore too.
...piercings? What’s that?
He’s going to be so fascinated with what you have in your ears that he might steal them while you sleep-
His mental health is no better 😔
He’s got those moments too, so it’s going to be okay... you’ve got each other❤️
He’s always fixated/focused on anything he finds pretty, especially you. Don’t worry about focusing<3
He’s got random outbursts and his mood changes pretty quickly, so hope you don’t mind^^... but if he’s grumpy, he won’t stay grumpy for long
He’ll annoy the hell out of you... so you might stay grumpy for a while 🤷🏻♀️
If you want, he’ll sit with you on the floor, wherever you are
He’s thirsting over your drawings, won’t hesitate to steal them.
If you’re asking him where they are and he doesn’t respond, you might want to look in the attic, they’ll be everywhere
Caffeine??!! Please, don’t give him some!
You won’t ever rest-
He smiles a lot too, so it’s a perfect match :) you won’t ever smile too much
Hello ace friend!
He’ll aww and giggle over anything you send him, and will send you things too, but you might not find them cute, if you know what I mean👀
He loves when you send/show him affection! He’ll send even more❤️❤️
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hi im sorry if you don't do fanfic recs but if you do ! do you have any recs for grew up together aus? i know it's kind of specific but im really trying to find some and i trust your taste!! thank you!
Hello!! Aww thanks 🥺🥺 unfortunately i can't think of many fics i've read with that premise right away? The closest that comes to mind is Robins and Other Flightless Birds by Ionaperidot, which has Bruce from a universe where he doesn't have any kids adopting his kids from the multiverse instead. I'm not sure if it quite fits "grew up together" but i remember it being a pretty sweet read!
Also it's not all the siblings (tho i think more get adopted in that series? I've only read this story from it) and it's Jason-centric for the most part but Precedent by Cdelphiki has kid Jason and smaller kid Damian in the same household and it's rly cute if that counts
(Anyone else feel free to rec fics that match that if you have any!)
#anon#asks#fic#both fics mentioned also get sad tho so mind the tags and warnings#tho it's been a while since i read either of them#i haven't summoned the willpower to get through ĺong fics in a while......#i don't wanna risk starting em at night and falling asleep at like 5 am but during the day i have other stuff to do#also the other asks in my inbox require more braincells so i'll get to those another time
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Dating Jason Todd would include
-YOU ARE LITTLE PRECIOUS BUNNY I SWEAR YOU BRING OUT THE SOFTEST PART OF THIS BROKEN MAN
-like this dude will literally let you get away with ANYTHING and no one better stop you
-“Hey Jay I just robbed a bank and took a lollipop from that kid next door.”
-“Aww you’re so cute, Doll. Let me put out this cigarette and I’ll help you count the money, okay?”
-“Jay, Dick said I can’t have anymore ice pops!!! I really want some, it’s not fair!!”
-“ He said what?! hOld On iM gEtTinG mY Gun nO OnE TelLs mY lItTle Babe sHe caNt haVe anY iCe popS.”
-wearing his thick leather jackets that smell like cigarettes and expensive scotch
-Stealing his 1/16263819827 Red hoods and waddling around the house while he’s out on patrol
-“Hey I’m RedHood and I have DaDdY IssUes, prepare to diEee!!! *pew pew*”
-“is that how I sound to you?! Because I don’t *pew pew* I *brrraaatratratatataaa* get it correct Y/N”
-Your tough edgy boyfriend
-If he has an off day, he’ll take you on a ride on his motorcycle to wherever you want to go. If it’d make you happy, he’d drive to Paris for you if he could.
-You guys usually end up drifting by the waterside, taking in the longing smell of the sea, feeling the subtle warmth of the setting sun and melting into the welcoming breeze
-There’s this really good Sandwich stand by the oceanfront and you guys always get a large one, and share it with a nice cold bottle of Coke. There’s also this really nice private beach that you two have no business being on, you guys would sometimes just sit on one of the lifeguards stands for a while and just enjoy each other
-“Hey Jay Jay?”
-“What’s up, Love bug?
-“Your eyes have a hint of Aqua Green in them. It’s the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen. I just wanted you to know that, that’s all.”
-IN HOME CONCERTS EVERY SATURDAY AND OR FRIDAY.
-every week you guys make a list of your favorite classics and you build a Spotify playlist and dance around the house screaming *cough* I-i mean singing on the top of yalls lungs.
-weird adventures around the city! Like you guys sometimes go to weird parts of the city to see some weird crap to laugh about later on.
-“Why is he wearing a tutu and dirty socks-“
-“keep walking baby girl don’t question it.”
-monthly movie nights where you guys watch a movie that has crappy 1 star reviews while eating a bunch of unhealthy garbage all night.
-“but why did he do that?”
-“according to ‘moviecridictbooiiii12’, he’s an uncultured swine who has no Character development, 1/10 trash person totally.”
-If you guys are just sitting in a comfortable silence, just cuddling, he might open up a bit about his childhood or maybe talk a bit about how he’s feeling. But that’s a rare rare occasion he doesn’t like talking much about it.
-This sometimes can cause a bit of a rift because it almost feels as if there’s a lack of trust but you understand he’s been through a whole lot and if it were you, you’d probably be the same way
-he does not like pills in the house but if you have health issues and have to take them, he won't crucify you because of it, but he will monitor you and make sure there is no drug abuse. He wants to make sure history doesn’t repeat itself. He doesn't wanna lose you that way.
-He’s a depressed crackhead
-“Hey Y/N, can you tell me what’s in the drawer in the kitchen. The one next to the sink”
-“Hmm? There’s nothing in here Jason.”
-“Nothing you say? Just like my relationship with Bruce haha.”
-“Are you okay?”
-“No I am not and neither is my sleep schedule.”
-Oh yeah this Poor boy barely sleeps. Mainly because he’s out on patrol all night and when he finally gets home, he’s being called back out. Or sometimes he’s just so restless thinking about everything he needs to do. Other times he’s just scared to sleep.
-Yeah he’s pretty reluctant to go to sleep. He’s scared to have a bad dream and wake up in a vulnerable state. Or to accidentally wake you up from tossing and turning and wails of agony.
-You lost a lot of hours of sleep already do to comforting him at night so as much as he can function without a nights rest, he’ll do it to spare you
-You hate when he does this because you actually don’t mind comforting him, it makes you feel like he trusts and can rely on you.
-nightmares about the joker or the pit. Cryinggg this boy is really traumatized
-“Shhh, Jason it’ll be alright. I’m right here love.”
-Even though he avoids sleep at all costs, this doesn’t stop him from napping on the recliner or at the kitchen table from time to time.
-He’s a bit self destructive with drinking, smoking, betting himself up, not sleeping or eating properly. You really have to help him and work with him. Be patient and kind pLz.
-He doesn’t like exposing you to the stuff he does, he doesn’t like you seeing all the gore or what not so he doesn’t try to come home bloody much actually. He might stop at dicks house or some other friend’s house to clean up a bit before coming to you
-Todd doesn’t like you to see and be around all that. He wants to keep that life very very separate, he even tries to keep the news off and away from you. Although you already know and if it bothers you it not, it’s not much you can do to stop him.
-The only time you might see him bloody or hurt is when he can’t make it to a friends house and he needs you to patch him up and put him to bed quickly.
-argurmentssss
-Yeah you guys do little annoying antics back and forth but it’s not something super crucial. The only time where it heats up is like if something he’s doing really really bothers you, like his killings or if he does something super reckless. The arguments usually end up with
- “I’m sorry Doll, I’ll do better for you.”
- “Sorry JayBird, I wasn’t being fair”
-The worst an argument had ever gotten was when he didn’t come home for weeks without telling you he was out on a mission and you were scared out of your mind and ended up cursing him out for scaring you.
-You didn’t talk to him for about a week and he was a wreck
-“JASON DONT YOU DARE TRY TO KISS ME OR HUG ME I THOUGHT YOU WERE F*CKING DEAD OR WORSE! YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE I LITERALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW I COULDN'T SLEEP FOR WEEEKS JASON I WAS WORRIED SICK-“
-“Hey, it’s okay Y/n- I’m here no-“
-“NO IT'S NOT LITERAL I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE, GET AWAY FROM ME.”
-He cannot stand when he breaks your heart or makes you upset like he beats himself up a whole lot. He will apologize to you and do anything to make it up.
-“Stupid Todd? How can you upset the one person that seems to be so patient and loving to you? Ugh you idiot.”
-yeah he literally kissed up to you for months he felt so bad even after you apologized for overreacting and told him he didn’t need to do anything
-Yeah speaking of kissing up to you, he Buys you anything you want just ask. Looking at that super nice outfit in the mall? Check your room, it’s on your bed with a cute little note. Want an ice cream sundae? Yeah he got extra fudge/caramel for his princess.
-He just loves you like so so much he doesn’t care what you look like, how big or how skinny, how light or how dark you are. He literally adores you and wants to protect you with all his heart. He’d buy the whole world for you.
-“Jason, literal listen to me. 600 dollars for a charm bracelet I liked in the mall is too much, go return it”
-he’s a bit overprotective with you. Not in a “HEKDJEHEHEHINEEDTOKNOWWHEREYOUAREATALLTIMESSENPAI.” Kind of way but in a like “Check in every once in a while will ya babe? I wanna make sure you’re okay.”
-He doesn’t let you go outside after a certain time for ANYTHING unless it’s an emergency. It’s too dangerous in Gotham for you to be out scrolling going to a convenience store at 10pm at night. So if you need something from the store he’ll go get it for you or already have it in the house.
-Will 100 throw hands for you
-actually makes sure you can defend yourself and trains you a bit every month to make sure if trouble comes and he’s not there, you can protect yourself
-Intimacy
-Honhonhon. Although what many believe Jason has a high sex drive and wants it a lot or what not. I don’t think it’s 100% true
-I believe that like if his partner wasn’t the type of person who wanted it, or didn’t feel comfortable with it, he’d be okay with it. Like he doesn’t need it to survive although you look hecking good in that outfit today
-I feel like he’d be more kissy and rough touching than the full 100 yards with a more soft/standoffish sexually significant other.
-Yeah if he gets from a stressful mission or just needs to feel you, he’s gonna wanna kiss and touch on you but if you’re not into all that then like he’d back off because he respects you enough
-neck kisses and thigh kisses
-“jaybirdy I wanted to wear that new skirt I got yesterday, now I got your bites all over my legs.”
-he's a totally Dom and that’s on that period boo
-dAdDy KiNk I’m sorry
-His voice somehow becomes super raspy when he’s aroused?!?!
-He will tease you to a point you moan out his name and then turn around and act innocent
-“let’s watch Frozen! What’s with that face dear? You didn’t think I’d let you have it that easily now did you?”
-*wears anything short*
-”WOOOOO DAMMNNNN Y/NNNNNN LOOKING FOINE TODAY I SEE YOU! CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER?!?! YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I KNOW HE'S DAMN LUCKYYY!”
-Highkey finds it so hot when you sit on his lap like damn it feels so nice to him like you know you’re his and that’s like arousing to him. Will play with the hem of your skirt if your wearing them and your thighs aren’t safe
(Anyways I ain’t trynna make this NSFW but I might do a little something for my 200 follower special)
-On a softer purer note, you guys are like the roasters of the fam, okay! Like no one is safe, especially Damian.
-“Tch- Todd and his little pet.”
-“Dami, didn’t know you’d be here, and apparently your hairline didn’t know either.”
-*Jason, Tim and Dick were dying*
-“Hey you little accident, why you standing like that, you look like you’re bout to enlist in the army.”
-“shut up Todd, at least I have good posture unlike you.”
-“Hey leave Damian alone, Jason. Dami just has a pole in his ass that makes him stand in first position all the time. It’s a serious condition, y’all need to stop laughing.”
-“Hey Selina! Your Sugar Daddy is in the kitchen, try not to steal anything though because he might cut down your weekly allowance.”
-“Haha Y/N and yours is in the living room getting drunk, careful he might end up with me tonight.”
-“Hmm, a gold digger and a cougar? Wow you got your careers set don’t ya! Ooops you should check in the mirror tho! I think your Botox is drooping.”
-yAlL CAnT sTop ROaStinG PeOpLe anD it’S wOrse When yaLls DruNk
-You’re actually pretty close to The BatFam and like Bruce Adores you he thinks you’re a wonderful influence on Jason like you changed him a lot. Dick sees you as a baby sister and like he literally baby’s you so much it’s sad. Tim and you like to joke around a bit and talk you guys get along decently. Although Damian would NEVER admit it, he actually is kinda fond of you even though you guys insult each other. He might stab someone for like hurting you or something. But watch your back because he might stab you as well.
-going to Bruce’s Galas and charity events like by force.
-“yYyyYYyyY/NnnNnNnNiEeeeEEee PLEaSE COmeEeeee sO iWOnT DrInk MySelF ouT oF tHeRe!!!”
-“Jason let go of my leg.”
-You don’t actually mind it too much, you’ve made some nice connections and plus it’s a little date night with Jason so Win Win!!
-He actually wears a nice Tux and styles his hair real nicely. Might even be wearing that nice watch Bruce gave him a long time ago on his birthday.
-*sniff sniff* is that Cologne? *sniiiiiiffffffff* *HIGHLY* Expensive cologne he’s wearing?! And *pat pat* HAIR GEL OH BOIIII
-He actually picks out a dress for you to wear. One he’s been dying to see you in. The super expensive one he found while shopping with Dick and Bruce one day.
-If some rich guy try’s flirting with you, it’s over for them. Jealous Todd Mode activated!
-“Doll Face, I found you. Love wandering off don’t you babe? When we get home, I’ll make sure you won’t want to wander off again,” He kisses into your ear hungrily “wHo’s tHiS, Y/N? Is he bothEriNg yOu?” He asks like he didn’t see him there
-“No but Jason you are.“
-“:o”
*later*
-“I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID WRONG Y/N!! HE WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU AND I HAD TO INSERT MY DOMINANCE.”
-“JAY HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN LOOKING TO INDORSE ME AND MY WORK! YOU JUST EMBARRASSED ME AND MADE HIM FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE!! LITERALLY NOW HE THINKS I HAVE AN OVER POSSESSIVE BOYFRIEND.”
-“oh-“
“YEAH ‘oH’! serIouslY I CanT stAnd yoU.”
-Jason’s drinking and smoking. Let’s just say you’re not the biggest fan of it because of his health, you’re so worried about it. He’s already taking shots and stabs but like the drinking and smoking on top of that? You’re worried about him
-You always voice your concern and he’s never too phased and he’s always like
-“Don’t worry L/N, I’ll be okay. If this kills me, don’t let Dick take my meat stash in the freezer. Tell him I’m coming back to life in like 3 months give or take and I’ll be hungry for steak.”
-Actual best boyfriend! Like if you’re insecure about anything he’ll make you feel so much better, in every way possible. He makes it so know how much he loves you it’s so sweet and super cute like I’m crying.
-makes weird faces at you randomly and it somehow gets you to laugh?!?!
-cooks breakfast or dinner for you every once in a while but messes up a few times
-“sorry y/n I accidentally burnt the cookies I was trying to make for you. I-I can go run and ask Alfred to make some? I know how long you’ve been waiting to have some.”
- Did I mention he’s best boi? Like ugggghhhh he’s so blind to all that superficial mess people get caught up in. You talk down about yourself and he’ll like attack you in love I swear he will. He doesn’t like the self deprecation you do. He completely detests it.
-“Say you’re ugly one more time I’ll slap you with this heart of mine. Don’t make me do it Y/N. I’ll give you so much love, the only thing you’ll be able to say is “Omg I love myself so much like damn I’m so sexy and so fine and my personality? Perfect! thanks to my totally handsome boyfriend, I see myself so clearly now.”
-You guys Also like spend his birthday with just each other. But it’s really special to him and he always looks forward to the small marble cake you make, that has strawberries on top. He loves when you sit on his lap with your face in the crook of his neck, whispering into his skin ever so gently telling him to ‘make a wish old man’
-something about the birthdays you spend with him, brings him back to a happy place he once felt as a child. Or wanted to feel. He always wishing for the same thing…..to always see you happy
-“Jay I love you.”
-“I love you too Y/N. Remember that okay?”
(Request open)
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for the ship thing,,u know me so jayroy and connorkyle
bruh....... i feel u
JAYROY
how much do i ship it? never heard of it / notp / dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?
what nonsexual activities do they like to do together? they don't exactly have a lot of common interests, but they like to be in each other's presence & sitting together while they each do their own thing. they also run errands together and occasionally play video games
who does the chores around the house? they try to share stuff like laundry and dishwasher, but jason always does more tedious things that roy wouldn't even think of (cleaning the bathroom, dusting, vacuuming)
who's the better cook? jason is the only one who can actually cook. roy is strictly freezer food.
who's the funniest drunk? obviously roy doesn't drink, so jason never has alcohol in the house. as we all know though, jay's a total lightweight and gets super sloppy super quickly and roy gets to laugh at him.
do they have kids? lian is kid :3
do they have any traditions? they always go to stay with ollie & dinah at christmas. whenever they pull off a really big drug bust, they celebrate by renting a hotel room afterwords so they can get kinda crazy
what do they fight about? roy gets mad at jason for killing people and jason's like THIS IS WHO I AM and roy is like NO IT ISNT YOU'RE GOOD and jason's like NO IM NOT & it's a whole thing
what would they do if they found their pairing tag on tumblr? jason would hate the uwu stuff but roy would love it
who cried at the end of marley and me? roy got choked up and jason made fun of him to cover up the fact that he was also on the brink of tears
who always wins mario kart? jason is a saboteur. roy is slowly learning to sink to his level. mario kart is no place to be a gentleman.
one thing i like about this ship? they make each other??? feel so good???? not in a sex way like in a self esteem way??? they just???? love each other so much and want the best for the other and it's like nice
one thing i don't like about this ship? there's no canon content with lian or in character roy
song i think fits them? uh there are a billion but let's say this is gospel by p!atd bc that's the latest jam
random headcanon? i have millions but bc sky and i were just talking about it and the world needs to know,, roy & jason have a pornhub chanel (bc roy is fuckin horny and jason wants to embarrass bruce)
CONNORKYLE
how much do i ship it? never heard of it / notp / dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?
what nonsexual activities do they like to do together? they love going to coffee shops and museums and cool little cultural events.
who does the chores around the house? connor lmao. kyle would probably go his whole life without doing laundry if he had to.
who's the better cook? lmao NEITHER OF THEM. kyle lives off of cereal and ramen and connor's almost always had someone else to cook for him.
who's the funniest drunk? connor drinks VERY rarely & so he can't handle his liquor at all and immediately starts throwing up and acting stupid.
do they have kids? JFNDNSKSKSKD COULD YOU IMAGINE OMFG
do they have any traditions? they live on opposite sides of the country so once a week they have a little facetime date
what do they fight about? small stuff. politics. daddy issues. being long-distance.
what would they do if they found their pairing tag on tumblr? connor would be creeped out and kyle would think it was hilarious.
who cried at the end of marley and me? kyle tricked connor into watching it and connor SOBBED
who always wins at mario kart? kyle has MUCH more video game experience so he usually wins by a landslide
one thing i like about this ship? connor deserves it! gay king! also i love that they're lowkey hipsters.
one thing i don't like about this ship? they don't have a lot of cute canon moments. criminal.
song i think fits them? loving is easy by rex orange county :3
random headcanon? kyle (being an instagram art hoe king) loves taking pictures with/of connor who lowkey loves it
#asks#this took me so long i hope ur happy sky#jayroy#connorkyle#jason todd#roy harper#connor hawke#kyle rayner
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Sleep Tight
hello i wrote this when i was really tired and im still really tired and i cant stop thinking of solangelo so yeah this is a thing now and its probably crap cuz im really fukin tired so yeah i didnt even proofread it thats fun
warnings: idk sleep deprivation, a mention of malnutrition and dehydration?
im really tired and idk why like sure its 1 in the morning rn but ive been staying up til 2 every night this summer and ive only ever been really tired today like wtf
"Nico? Nico!" I blinked out of my trance, turning my gaze to Will. "Uh, Neeks, you-" He quickly snatches a coffee pot away from me. I stared down, realizing it had started spilling over. Will sighs. "How much sleep did you get last night?"
"Plenty. I'm fine, don't even worry about it." I mumbled out, taking a sip of coffee before gagging. "Ugh, so bitter." I reached over to the creamer and sugar. Will reached over and grabbed my hand, taking the coffe out of my other and putting it down on the table. "I think you've had enough of that, okay? Come on." I grabbed a bagel on the way to the Apollo table, Will sitting me down. "You're going to eat, and then you're gonna go get some rest, okay?"
"Will, I told you, I'm fine."
"No you're not. I mean, you always have bags under your eyes but this is just ridiculous." I munched on the bagel silently. I heard Kayla and Austin just snickering as they watched me continue to try and grab at Will's coffee. Will gave me his typical dissapointed doctor look, before staring into my soul and taking a loud slurp of coffee. I tore off a piece of my bagel and flicked it at him, hitting him right in the nose. The bagel then dropped right into his coffee with a small splash. Will looked up at me, blinking. I continued to casually eat my bagel. Will sighed, downing his cup of coffee and spitting the piece of bagel out at me. I whined, trying to dodge it and failing miserably. Will laughed triumphantly before standing up and pulling me up with him. "Come on, Death Breath. It's time for bed."
"Nooo..." I whined, before Shadow-Travelling a few feet and falling right in front of Jason and Percy, who abruptly stopped their conversation about shoelaces and yelped, backing away. They then realized it was me, then saw Will walking up to me, an annoyed look on his cute-ass face. "What bodily function is Nico neglecting this time?" Jason asked with a sigh. Will looked down at me, as I crawled back up to a standing position with a yawn. "Sleep, what else?"
"So not a combination of dehydration, malnutrition, and sleep deprivation like last time?" Will shrugged. "Could be that. If he'd just let me TAKE CARE OF HIM then I'd know!" I casually flipped Will off, mumbling, "Fuck ya chicken strips." Percy snickered, before wrapping an arm around Nico's shoulders. "We'll help get him to bed, alright, Will?"
"Thanks." I felt a warm hand take mine and I'm suddenly reminded how fuckin cold all my limbs are why are they always so cold I don't understand—
There's a snapping in my ear and I hear Jason trying to contain his laughter. What he's laughing at I'm not entirely sure but he's laughing. The three of them led me into my cabin and Will sets me down on my bed. When he had begun carrying me I wasn't sure but he was. "get some sleep, okay, Nico? Please?" I whine, grabbing him by his shirt. "Don't leave." I hear Percy coo in the distance. "Aww, he whines like a little puppy!"
I feel myself go in and out of conciousness. "I'm gonna...beat your motherfuckin ass Jackson." I mumble out. I feel Will lie down next to me and some kind of blanket is laid on top of me. The door to my cabin closed as Percy and Jason leave. "Sleep tight, Nico." Will whispers into my ear. I slowly fall asleep to the gentle beat of his heart.
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Slashers with s/o that is spooked by loud noises/sudden movements
Jason Voorhees
aww babi pls dont be spooked! *worried* he will protect!!
He will try his best!! his rather calm and notvery chaotic so he wont cause any problems!!!
But if you are one of the campers and one of them is clearly tiggering you/making you uncomfy he will make sure this person is first to go bai bai B)
Our boi is in the nonverbal gang so you guys are a match ig
Also Jason is probably spooked of fireworks so you both can cuddle in bed while the loud spook is happening
Micheal Myers
Just like Jason, he is nonverbal, and he rather act slowly(exept the whole killing part yknow)
He will kinda understand? Like he spent 20years in asylum with old white balding man, i think he knows what hes dealing with!
He wont get out of his way for most part, but if somone is bothering you he will whoop them
Corry Cunningham
lad's mad, he might do some scary stuff just for funisies (omg guys hes sooooo sillly :/)
But he also protect! He will beat anyone up, no like litteraly anyone, they dont even need to do anything to you, he will beat them up
He will try to calm you down by huggies or taking you to cool places!
Billy Lenz
well erm this this would be difficult
He is loud, fast and chaotic bean, it would take a while to get used to it
I can imagine yall thinking "b-but he is a stealth killer, he littteraly was sneaky sneaky whole movie exept the telephone part" YALL YALL He obviously would be more loud/chaotic when he accualy doenst have to hide around cuz somone might call police on him :O
Look he will try, mostly by just staying at your sight so he wont accidently spook you by suddenly walking from some weird angle, or he will try to talk quieter, but yknow its difficult :(((
Asa Emory <3
Mans smart, he really gets it okay
Alright he kinda finds it cute how you flinch/wimper BUT LIKE he wont spook you on purpose (most of time, and hes good at pretending that he didn't mean it :[ )
But this enjoyment is reserved to him and only him! Noone dares to spook you on purpose! This kind of people dont even deserve to be in his colection B) (to the box they go)
Also he probably dealt with people with similar problems to yours at past, bug guy has huge collection of people im sure that at least 2of them had something like that
Brahms Heelshire
Another smart one, he gets it! Also he assumes that you have some sort of trauma
Even tho he gets it, its difficult for him to sympathize with you
He is not very empathetic person alr
Also house is very empty and quiet and theres no neighbours so theres noone you can worry about! Exept Brahms himself
I feel like Billy and Brahms have similar problem, but Billy at least is trying? Brahms is such a bebi he wont change (for most part) unless you have like very strong reactions to it :(
The man (guy from the hush)
Hes sneaky so he prolly wont cause any problems
His voice is rather calm too so again, no problems
Also his dream life is to live in middle of nowhere so like?? Again no problem???
He might have slight anger issues and sometimes yell but its like very rare?
Guy is an angel (exept the whole hunting humans for sport thingy <3 )
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I Made Notes While I Listened To The New BMC Album For The First Time
More than survive:
- Wills signature whine translates really well to Jeremy
- It was weird to not hear the stretch in “good morning”
- “Hnn GHA I wish I had the skill”
- More dialogue!
- Wills “micheal!” Is a lot less gay sksksk
- Boyf!!!!
- MOTHERS!!!!!
- High notes?!?!?
- I really enjoy the high notes but I’m sad we lost the desperation in the last two “christine”’s
I love play rehearsal:
- I’m so happy with this! My biggest problem with the cast recording has always been that it makes Christine look boring so I didn’t like her till I started watching bootlegs. Finally my goofy queen gets the recognition she deserves!
- Honestly I went to right down every single line in this song I’m so happy about it!!!
- I have too much to say about this one lol
More than survive (reprise):
-“ At least I didn’t have a breakdown, and have to go to the nurse” me too man
The squip song:
- “So suicidal” sounds sadder oof
- Wills fucking anime voice on “yOu GoT qUiCk!?”
- THE VOCODER YESSSSS
- Aw they cut the “picture this” verse :(
- AGAIN THE VOCODER
- The vocoder is supposed to be Rich’s squip holy shit
- Y’all behind the squip there’s his inner dialogue and it has a fucking lisp I’m so In love with this version.
Two player game:
- Tbh I’ve never liked this song a lot
- Micheal sounds high lol
- More 8 bit!
- How did “know that you’re my favorite person” go from “hey dude you’re my best friend” to “MICHAEL I LOVE YOU UWU”
- Honestly yeah I’m still bored by this song :/
The squip enters:
- Sexy anime girl is now sexy cat girl I see
- I....i completely fucking hate the squip.
- I cannot stand the new squid voice I want scary teacher man back
- “I do NOT”
- His singing voice is nice :)
- I hate the surfer/stoner voice so much
- Kinda a downgrade in my opinion
Be more chill pt.1:
- I do like the squips singing voice but I really really prefer to og
- SQUIP IS A DUDEBRO OH NO
- I do appreciate Jason’s aggressions in the “take your hands out of your pockets” line
- Jeremy sounds so sad in this :(
- “Everything about you makes me wanna die” *hyperventilating*
- Is...is that George just doing a silly voice
- “Everything about you SUCKS”
- ITS IS ALSKSKSKKS
- The looking sexy Brooke line is incredible
- -“she had a shirt just like this HEEH”
Do you wanna ride:
- Nothing is really different other than it’s a little faster and the “pink berry” but it’s already such a banging song so no complaints
- I can only think of the Boyfs version now oof
Be more chill pt.2:
- “everything about me makes me wanna die?
- “bE mOrE cHiLl....hehe~”
- COME THROUGH TRUMPET LINE!!
- Squip is a much better manipulator here, he’s not just scary
Sync up:
- “Come one go gGhAAAAA”
- This song is just a roast change my mind
- “You should ignore her” :( Jenna no
- The squip override is really funny to me idk why
- Overall a nice addition to the soundtrack
A guy that is kinda be into:
- Like “do you wanna ride” there’s not a big difference, but that’s okays because I love this song
- “I guess a part of me likes to- who knew?”
- The clapping is cute aww
Upgrade:
- another song I don’t really like lol
- Brook got all “Janet from rocky horror” With her voice and I dig it
- THEY CUT “take me inside you forever” IM CANCELING JASONS SQUIP OVER THIS
- Jearbear? What is this fanfic?
- Jakes character development makes me so happy!
- “Sounds like” “an act? Yeah is not” oh my god they gave jake so much character
- “Player 2” Fuck Jeremy Heere, in this essay I will-
- “I’m tired of being the person that everyone thinks that I am” watch me caption an edgy picture with that in a week
Looser Geek Whatever:
- *chuckles* I’m in danger
- “I felt....in-cons-e*quential*”
- “I knew I had no....potential”
- The beginning of this song sounds like words fail form DEH
- “Being lonely is stupid tough” OOF me too
- You shut the fuck up about Michael
- “geEk”
- I hate this I hate it it’s so much meaner than the og
- “the problem Has Always BEen ME” *music cuts out*
- Out of context this song is so good but in context it makes me big sad:(
- “I’m player one” no you ain’t
- Micheals gentleness is “Jeremy, you coming?” And then Jeremy’s panic and fear in “optic nerve blocking on” is so much better than the og
Halloween:
- this is my favorite song so it better slap just as hard
- “Wo-a-o-WOO”
- HARMONIES YES
- SAXOPHONE
- New verse slaps
- RICH SAYING “and gasoline” IS NOT OKAY
- I still prefer the og but this was really good
Do you wanna hang:
- I HATE this song so much already
- The dialogue really helps explain that this song is borderline assault
- Bitch sound like Lola from big mouth
- Asweep uwu
- Yeah I’m fully done with this song it makes me uncomfortable af
Micheal in the bathroom:
- Xylophone is way more prominent wow
- Come through synthesizer
- The music matching to “I wanna dance with somebody” is a gift from god
- He really portrays the panic attack so much better here wow
- That chest voice on “wish I was never born” hit me hard
A guy that id kinda be into (reprise):
- no comment tbh
Smartphone hour:
- I love this Jenna wow
- The high voice for “this shit”
- QUEEN OF VIBRATO
- “Yeah I know”
- “Jakes house” nice addition
- HOLY FUCK THE WOAH
- “Ignore >:(“
- Saxophone ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
- “For a tiny guy” “aww”
- That whistle tho
- The scream lol
The pants song:
- Oh new Mr. heere oof
- The dialogue underscore is Michael in the bathroom oh no
- He says pants so aggressively
- This song is another one of my favorites
- “He called me a looser-” “he called ME a looser”
- This dialogue is so sweet
The pitiful children:
- Woah new intro
- This version is....more threatening if that makes sense? Like this squip seemed genuinely dangerous
- THEY KEPT THE BEEPS
- “Oh and Mountain Dew” “okay 😋”
- JENNA COME THROUGH BABY
- The opera singer is singing smartphone hour lol
The play:
- That director is a big mood
- THEY CUT “to bad you don’t have one of those, anymore” IM LIVID
- Wills glitches without editing wow
- The dialogue is so sweet holy fuck
- “Hewwo jake will you make jwemy dwink this”
- The in sync screams lol
- The creepy twin dialogue is better
- The build up instead of harsh cut to Christine is interesting
- “oh god” “OW” Oh God” “GAH” OH GOd” “nooo” “OH GOD”
Voices in my head:
- New intro
- It’s faster
- RICHS LISP IS HERE OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
- Rich sounds like such a dork omg
- Everyone unfollow me this is all I’m gonna talk about for a while
- New girl lines!! I like these ones better
- I just wanna know who Rich’s squip is okay
- They pitched Michael up
- Holy hell Im living for the squip interactions
#be more chill#bmc#jeremy heere#micheal mell#rich goranski#christine canigula#jake palmer#brooke bmc#clowie bmc#mr heere#squip#bmc squip
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misc morphicon stories
ok so i feel like i’ve talked FOREVER about all the wild shit that happened to us at morphicon (running into rangers at the car valet!! meeting chip lynn!! azim calling us his favorite ladies at the con!!) but i wanted to make a write up for all the stuff i haven’t talked about yet because i have to remember all this and i want you all to experience it too!! it was so fun oh my god if you haven’t been to morphicon... start making plans for 2020 guys it is legit INSANE best weekend of my entire LIFE
- ann marie crouch is AN ACTUAL PRINCESS SENT FROM HEAVEN we ran into her on our way back to the hotel one of the days and we were like omg it’s princess shayla we love you!! and she was so sweet and stopped and talked to us even though she was on her way out for a nap and she was in full shayla gear she looked so pretty! and we saw her on the way back too she had changed into casual clothes but still rocking it WE LOVE ONE MENTOR ONLY
- jessica rey is so funny and adorable omg we stopped by her booth to buy wild force pins (kat and abbey) bc the wf rangers come PREPARED w/ merch and nobody was there so we all just started talking to her and told her how we loved wild force and alyssa and abbey said she loved the ep where alyssa beat up the boys and she’s so cute and fun to talk to!! she told us about the shades of pink panel and i was like “is alyssa a pink or a white ranger” and she was like “lol i dont even know” also she had her handler take a staged candid of us talking to her because she loved us lmao. and then we were talking about white rangers and all of us were like “fuck tommy lives we stan alyssa only” and she laughed and immediately started telling us about what a dick jdf had been to fans the day before lmao (also for real...he’s a dick) and i was like YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR WHITE TIGER RANGER god shes so cool she loved us and didnt wanna stop talking but we had to move away cuz ppl were lining up for her behind us rip
- RICHARD AND ANGIE oh my god ok so i’d stopped and talked to angie on the first day and also the second day and i told her i’d come back later bc i wanted a photo w/ BOTH OF THEM and i did tell her how much i loved madison and vida like we are ROCCA SISTER STANS FIRST PEOPLE SECOND and shes so cute and she remembered us every time!! and then on the third day i finally got to talk to richard and he’s so sweet we talked about mystic force just at his booth for like ten minutes waiting for angie for the photo op, he asked us our fave episodes and i said dark wish and he actually remembered it so i think he might be the only actor at the con who watched his season. and we told him we loved the mystic force theme song AND HE STARTED SINGING IT. and someone had left him a green zeo figurine for...some reason and he told us “i dont even fucking know who that is” (but nicer lol he is very charming and polite) and we told him it was adam/johnny and he was like ohhhh lmao i love disney era actors not knowing SHIT about saban era. like he literally worked with johnny. i love him. AND THEN HE ASKED US ALL TO BE IN THE PHOTO and since kat paid for half of it we were like aight its a group thing and its the cutest photo i love disney era actors only
- i think i talked about meeting dwayne cameron already but god hes so sweet and i felt bad for him bc caitlin next to him had ppl she was talking to but he was all alone so me and abbey just went up and started talking to him and i told him i loved overdrive and i told him i recognized him as ethan’s bully and we talked about tyzonn and vella and just overdrive in general and hes so SWEET and he HUGGED ME SO TIGHT GOD i think he really enjoyed us like. actually loving overdrive and being able to talk about it. AND HE RAN INTO ABBEY IN CARS LAND AT DISNEY ON MONDAY AND GAVE HER ANOTHER HUG hes so cute (angie was also there with him I LOVE DISNEY ERA SOLIDARITY)
- met monica may and cerina vincent on saturday, not a lot to say bc i only talked to them a bit and took my photos but they are both so beautiful and elegant and classy and i told cerina i loved her in stuck in the middle :’) ranger ladies are so intimidatingly pretty god. also picked up this huge LEGIT spd poster and im gonna put it up in my room as soon as i can because oh my god its professional quality it looks so cool. we also talked to greg aronowitz bc kat wanted her poster signed and hes so cool we told him how much we appreciated everything he did for spd AND THAT WE WERE ON HIS SIDE ABOUT FEMALE RED FUCK DISNEY.
- god what else uhh we wandered around the toys section a lot on saturday/sunday bc we’d kinda. seen everyone. and there were a lot of panels on sunday so nobody was at the booths. i picked up those amazing rider/sentai prints from ceevee SUPER TALENTED SO WORTH IT. also got me a meteor storm figuart B) which i havent taken out of the box yet but i will
- HECTOR AT THE CAR VALET he literally announced he would be at morphicon the day before and then we saw him while waiting for our car and SCREAMED and he was so chill and cool and he came over and hugged us all hes so hot. AND THEN LATER WE RAN INTO SELWYN WARD AT THE CAR VALET and he also laughed when we squealed and came over and hugged us all and guys he smelled soooo nice i was like right up against him i could have died hes so handsome and perfect.
- we also ran into steve cardenas at the car valet like right when we were all leaving the hotel for the last time and we told him that we loved him and i said i was so excited that it was rocky coming back for the anniversary instead of fucking jason and abbey was like “justice for forever red!” and he was like hah i know right anyway every single actor in this franchise hates jdf lmao that was just the vibe of morphicon and it was valid
- fun fact we did not see jdf ONCE. not going to the con, not at the hotel, not ANYWHERE. just his crazy lines. he was like the douchebag cryptid. im glad tho he can stay that way.
- i talked about meeting andre on saturday night right??? hes so SWEET I LOVE HIM he was so happy when ben gave him his fanart of eddie and took a selfie w/ ben right then and there and also took a pic w/ me and abbey ugh i love him i told him he was so valid for being a power rangers youtuber and liking megaforce AND THAT HE’S THE BEST INTERVIEWER THEY’VE EVER HAD (i also told azim this, i’m very passionate about this subject, every other ranger interviewer sucks ASS)
- jason faunt at the elevators!! hes so sweet i told him how excited i was for the anniversary and he said yeah theres a lot more plot going on and told me to take a selfie bc they couldnt stop him here fhjggd i love that pic i love him AND THEN ALSO later we ran into NAKIA IN AN ELEVATOR AND SHES SO SWEET I SAID “WE LOVE YOU WE WATCHED ALL OF ZEO FOR YOU” and she was like aww thank you so much!! a literal goddess AND THEN LATER AS WE WERE CHECKING OUT karan walked by us to go to nakia and i was so excited i waved and said hi to her and she said “hi baby how are you” SHES SO WONDERFUL I LOVE MY MOTHERS
- i think i told the chris reid story already but like. hes so charming and was so nice even tho i interrupted his express checkout but like. i Had to tell him how valid ninja steel was i was literally like fuck the dudebros they’re so annoying you guys fighting w/ that one guy on twitter over the kcas was the FUNNIEST thing to EVER happen to this fandom and he laughed.
- we also went up to kelson’s booth later and told him how much we loved mick and all his roles!! and talked to him forever about all of them, told him we were kalish/disney era supremacists, told him HOW GOOD HE IS AT VOICE ACTING WE LOVE FLIT AND NORG IN THIS HOUSE he looked so happy :’) i feel like everyone just compliments him on boom which, no offense, but appreciate your voice actors guys. i told him we grew up on disney era and it was like new zealand only had twelve actors and he was five of them and he laughed and was like yeah. i also told him how we loved mick and brody’s father/son relationship and he was like yeah they ended up liking that a lot too which is why they sort of pushed brody’s real dad to the side so mick could shine more and i was like that’s LEGIT. i also told him the prism was brody’s mother and he agreed so that’s canon now. AND I TOLD HIM how fucking dark ninja steel went w/ his storyline literally being about slavery and human trafficking and he was like I KNOW RIGHT and we just talked about how dumb everyone is for being mean to ninja steel and chris showed up at this point too and we all laughed about it together
- ok and then tbh we just spent all of sunday loitering around the megaforce cast but it was worth it because they LOVE US oh my god we talked to them like all sunday about just. everything. azim’s gf jordan was there and she kept telling us to just stick around we talked to her a lot, we asked her about alex heartman and like where tf was he and she said he was working :( BUT AZIM AND ALEX ARE STILL CLOSE so victory. azim also told us a bunch of little stories like how he and the megaforce cast searched for a house to stay in together and ended up finding one at the base of a volcano and he and drew would race around the volcano in the mornings like the crazy people they are, we told him how much we loved andrew’s ACTING SKILLS and “do you see any tears” and he cracked up and said “they used to call me ‘freaky tiki man’ all the time because of that one line” and he told us about other fan encounters and things, we told him on saturday how we all met and became friends because we were the only ppl who loved and defended megaforce and he was SO TOUCHED HES SO SWEET GOD i would die for him.
- cameron gave us (me and kat) all his money to buy him lunch from the food trucks and i guess just trusted that we loved megaforce so much we wouldn’t just run away with all his money????? and he was absolutely correct we got him teriyaki chicken with garlic noodles and he loved us. his handler also asked us to buy him food and gave us his CREDIT CARD dfhdgfjgdf like power rangers people are wild man. who just gives their credit card to random 20yo girls and just. trusts that they love this children’s show so much they won’t steal it??? i mean they were right and we didn’t but still. AND HE MADE ME AIRDROP one of my megaforce reaction pics to his phone because he loved it so much (it’s the one of jake and emma and orion looking super done, that i had ben redraw for me, so we showed them both pics and all three of them LOVED IT) and cameron even looked ben up on deviantart to see it fdgjkdfdg he loves usss. christina was telling us how they were talking about us at dinner and cameron told her that we were his favorite part of the con :’)) azim also mentioned that they talked about us at dinner because he said to kat “we were discussing that you look like that girl from 10 things i hate about you who was julia stiles’ best friend” LIKE IMAGINE. HAVING THE MEGAFORCE CAST. DISCUSS WHO YOU LOOK LIKE FDJGKDHFJGD they’re so cute ugh and azim and cameron hugged us all goodbye and john mark and christina said goodbye too and i just. love them. so much.
- at one point cameron asked me and kat how old we were and she was like “twenties...as a group we are in our early twenties” and he was like “.... so old enough to know how a hangover feels right?” and we lost it dfgjfdkdgjh and i said “if i were an actor i would just be stoned the whole con” AND CAMERON JUST NODDED AGGRESSIVELY god the entire cast was definitely hungover and they’re so valid. except christina, we asked her and she said she only had a milkshake so maybe she was their designated driver.
- andrew is so chill too (i mean i do think he is perpetually high but its fine) i think he just loves talking??? like he’s there for the babies (so many babies!! and they love troy so much!!! hes so adorable with them) and then he just wants to chill like we went up to him on sunday and he was like oh hey did you guys see this picture and he pulled out his phone and showed a pic of the megaforce cast doing a goofy zombie pose at their photo ops and he told us his backstory on each of their zombie poses like. who does this??? he’s so adorable.
- and ofc we stopped by christina again on sunday bc she’s THE FAVE and shes just so cuuute ugh and i told her i loved all asian rangers bc i am asian!! and she was like omg are you?? and i was like yeah i’m south asian and she was like omg so that’s all part of asia too OH I GET IT SO WE’RE BOTH ASIAN and i was like YES AND YOU’RE ALL MY RANGERS and she smiled at me it was like staring at the sun tbh. i love and would die for her.
- when we went to say goodbye to the megaforce cast cameron just looked at all of us standing around his booth and was like, so genuinely, “you guys are the best” and it still makes me cry thinking about it. AND AZIM’S FACE when we all said “megaforce’s defenders never surrender!” to him he had the sweetest smile god i really would take a bullet for the entire megaforce cast in a heartbeat. they are the sweetest angels & deserve the world. if any of you breathe a word wrong about jake holling in my general vicinity ever again i will fry your intestines and eat them for breakfast thank you GOODBYE.
#cameron: hey do you guys wanna go to the cockpit#us: what the fuck is that#cameron: its a gay bar#AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED fghdfgjdfg he was like 'damn y'all were ready to go to a gay bar huh' yeah dude!!#id follow you into battle with only mild complaining!!#earth's defenders never shut up#hell clique takes morphicon#whew that was a lot i may have forgotten things idk but yeah. what a WEEKEND.#might try to post some more pics later...maybe
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Hamilton High School AU 22
Alexander popped the phone onto a charger and waited for the screen to light up. When it did, he saw that the lock screen was Lafayette and a few old friends in front of the Eiffel Tower. He looked happy. At least, he looked substantially happier than the last time Alexander saw him. He sighed and added Lafayette's new number before texting him. [Laf: hey, its alex. marta gavme ur old phon. can we tak l8r? its imprtnt.] Then he switched to texting John. [John: hey, marta gav me lafs old phon 4 now.]
Both were headed back to class after lunch, though Lafayette was more nervous to respond. [Yes, of course, but it will have to wait a while. I have drama and we're talking to John after that.]
[I'm glad to hear that. I missed you. : )]
Alexander opened his laptop to work on something for the debate society, cringing as Lafayette's text tone rang through. 'Salut! New message, Monsieur! Meow!' Even Lafayette now would be annoyed by it. [Laf: it ok. I jus wana tak. Hav fun in drama :)] He hoped he sounded friendly enough. The last thing he wanted to do was panic Lafayette. [John: i talked 2 marta a lot. I feel beter 4 it. Oh! Also took my meds] [...do u thnk Tomas gets angry spels?] [no, ignor tat. It's dum. Jus thinkin 2 much. Bored @ hoem.]
Lafayette was the first to respond with a simple [Thank you, I'll see you then.]
[I'm glad you feel better! Can't have my love feeling too bad ❤] [I'm also proud of you for taking your meds 💗] It was mushy, but it was John. He was usually like that. At least he was with Alexander. When the second set of messages came through, he frowned a bit. [Jefferson's just a stupid bully. I've known that for a while now, you know.] [Don't let him get to you.]
Alexander sighed. He couldn't blame John for thinking that way after what he did to him. [sry, just didnt tink ne1 cud b tat much of n ass w/out reson]
[I see where you're coming from, but Jefferson isn't like you. He doesn't care.]
John had a point, but... It was worth a shot. He logged into Facebook and pulled up his messages with Jefferson. [dnt b men to laf in drama]
[Anything for you <3 xx]
[dnt do tat. im tryin to b sivil]
[You just wanted to message me, didn't you? ;) xx]
[no.]
[Why? Besides, I'm meant to be working, boo <3 xx]
[4get it] Alexander dropped back to his pillow with a huff, holding the phone to his chest. This wasn't going anywhere. [jus bored. Go bck 2 studyin]
[Yes sir <3 xx] Thomas chuckled and strode into class with Lafayette and Hercules, where Alexander usually joined them, and sat beside the pair. "Smile, Mulligan. You use less muscle."
"When you drop, I will." He shot back.
"Now, now, I've been given specific instructions to be nice to Laf. I plan on following them." Thomas grinned.
Lafayette shifted to be a bit closer to Herc. He didn't feel like starting a fight with Thomas that day and didn't want Hercules to feel he had to. "If you really wanted to be nice to me, you'd kindly fuck off." He smiled, speaking low enough so that the teacher wouldn't hear, but loud enough for Thomas to hear him clearly.
Thomas nodded. "As you wish." And he... actually left?
"What's up with that?" Hercules asked.
"I don't know.. Maybe we should just enjoy this while it lasts."
[Laf asked me to move and I did. That's being kind, right? 😉 xx]
[i gess... thnx?].
[Don't mention it. See? I can be nice 💗 xx] [What am I going to get in return? Or do I move back to sitting next to them? xx]
Alexander froze, feeling his heart jump wildly in his chest. [wat do u meen...?]
[I mean xx] [Either we start 'getting along' if you catch my drift, I'll play nice. I'll be nice to Laf, I'll be nice to Herc; hell, I'll even be nice to your Johnny 💗 xx] [We've just got to spend some time together, that's all xx] [Or I can go find John now. He's probably in the library, right? xx]
[nO] [dnt do that] [pls] He panicked, typing back quickly, biting his lip.
[Then let's hang out. Sit with me in lunch tomorrow when you're back. Then come to mine after school. I'll even drive us. OR I'll get John. xx]
Poor Alexander whimpered in panic. This wasn't what he wanted. Not in the least. [ok] He looked back to his conversation with John. [John, u cnt come ovr 2day. im 2 sick.]
John furrowed his eyebrows and took a break from drawing. [What? Are you sure? I asked Martha earlier and she said it'd be fine if I went over and visited you...] [And Lafayette asked me to come over, probably to talk about what they know.]
Crap, that was right. Alexander almost forgot. [sry, just havn an episod. frekd out fr a sec] He curled up and whimpered. He was scared... And he needed John now more than ever, but he wasn't going to let Thomas come near him, not after what he'd done to him. He had to take care of this himself. He switched back to Facebook. [tomas, im not sure about this...]
[So you'd rather me go back to sitting next to him and start something? Ooh, I know, I could tell him how hot he looks in skinnies 😉 xx]
Alexander jumped up. [no dnt] [sorry jus] [pls dnt do nythin] [pls] [tomas?] [thomas] [anser] [o god] [dnt hve dne nything] [pls] [tomas!]
[Chill. Eacker was looking this way so I had to hide my phone xx] This was a lie. Thomas had waited a few minutes before responding purposefully to scare poor Alexander. [Good to hear you screaming my name tho xx]
[stop pls]
[How'd you manage to misspell my name when it's on the screen in front of you? 😜 xx]
[pannic]
[Aww... don't panic 💗 I'm gonna look after you, I promise xx] He looked over at Lafayette and Hercules and smiled.
Lafayette glared back at him. "I'm going to get to the bottom of this..."
"Please be carerful.." Hercules kissed his cheek.
After school, Lafayette took a chance and sat beside Thomas for drama. "Hello, Thomas."
Thomas raised an eyebrow at him. "Since when do you talk to me?"
"I just thought I could ask you for some advice. Do you have any tips for playing Veronica sawyer?"
This sparked his interest. "There's not much to it. She's a high school chick trying to fit in. Sort of a sassy girl next door."
"I see.." He nodded. "And I wanted to apologize for our prank last night. I remember how hard it was for John to have to raise his siblings."
"Forget about it. Lucy's a kid. These things happen." He pulled out his script. "So, are you okay with Dead Girl Walking? Because we're going to have to practice that scene at some point and I don't want it to be awkward when we do." As if he cared. He only had to be nice to Lafayette.
Laf couldn't help but shudder a bit ,though he was able to keep it to himself. "It's just acting. No harm done. I'm sure Herc won't mind."
Thomas nodded. "You're right. He shouldn't."
Before Lafayette could comment on what Jefferson was obviously trying to do, Eacker stumbled in, apologizing for being late once again before announcing their roles. Of course, Lafayette was Veronica Sawyer and Thomas Jefferson was Jason Dean.
"See? You know me. It won't be so bad."
Though, of course, it was the fact that Lafayette knew him that made it bad.
"What scene are you two talking about?" Eacker asked as he passed the pair.
"Dead Girl Walking. Just hoping it won't be too awkward."
Eacker smiled. "Well, nothing like breaking the ice."
Wait, what?
"We're all friends here. We were going to head on stage anyways to practice a few scenes. Why not this one?"
Oh, god, were they really doing this now? Lafayette stood up and took a deep breath before following everyone out to the auditorium. It's just acting.
Thomas was too busy texting to worry.
[i dnt like tis] [im scared] [pls dnt taek it owt on laf] [i jst dnt want 2 go hoem w/ u] [sorry sory sorry] [nything els, u got it] [jus dnt ruin drma 4 laf] [dnt go neer Jhon] [John*] [pls] [pls] [pls]
[No. We've got a deal, babe. I'll behave if you do as I say. Laf's acting now; y'sure you wanna go back on this nooooow? 😉 xx]
[nO] [pls] [leev hm aloen] [il b good] [its fien] [il go w/ yu] [srry]
[Good choice 💗 xx]
Alexander changed the password on the phone to some complicated pattern before putting it down on the bed... then beginning to tremble. He hopped up from the bed before practically sprinting across to Lafayette's room and launching himself at John. Poor Rosie barely had time to leap out of the way. She hissed disapprovingly as she knocked her paw before returning to her basket as Alexander buried his face in John's chest, shaking like a leaf. He kept his arms wrapped around John's waist in the same vice like fashion he had before when he was scared John would leave him.
John didn't ask any questions. He didn't have to ask what happened. He had a good feeling. He texted Jefferson to confirm his beliefs. [What did you do to Alex? Leave him alone. If you're doing this to hurt me, just come after me instead. If you're not, come after me anyways. Leave him out.]
Thomas chuckled. How cute. But he couldn't respond yet. He got on stage with Lafayette and watched him act as the song began.
"The demon queen of high school has decreed it. She says Monday, 8 am I will be deleted. They’ll hunt me down in Study Hall, stuff and mount me on the wall. Thirty hours to live. How shall I spend them? I don’t have to stay and die like cattle. I could change my name and drive up to Seattle. But I don’t own a motorbike. Wait, here’s an option that I like. Spend these thirty hours getting’ freaky! Yeah! I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walking! I’m in your yard, I’m a dead girl walking! Before they punch my clock, I’m snappin’ off your window lock. Got no time to knock, I’m a dead girl walking." As much as Lafayette dreaded the scene, he wasn't about to half ass it.
"V-veronica..? What are you doing in my room...?" It was... unclear if Thomas was acting or not. It was either excellent acting ability... or Lafayette had genuinely caught Thomas off guard and scared him half to death. Either way, it certainly fit the role.
"Shh!" Lafayette looked back at Thomas with a sultry expression, grabbing his shirt collar. "Sorry, but I really had to wake you. See, I’ve decided I must ride you ‘till I break you ‘cause Heather says I gotsta go. You’re my last meal on Death Row. Shut your mouth and lose them tighty whiteys! Come on! Tonight I’m yours! I’m your dead girl walking." He pushed him down to his knees, lost in the role. "Get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walking. Let’s go, you know the drill. I’m hot, and pissed and I'm on the pill. Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking." He kneeled down and held his face. "And you know, you know, you know, it’s cause you’re beautiful. You say you’re numb inside but I can’t agree. So the world’s not fair? Keep it locked out there. In here it’s beautiful! Let’s make this beautiful!"
"Shh!" Lafayette looked back at Thomas with a sultry expression, grabbing his shirt collar. "Sorry, but I really had to wake you. See, I’ve decided I must ride you ‘till I break you ‘cause Heather says I gotsta go. You’re my last meal on Death Row. Shut your mouth and lose them tighty whiteys! Come on! Tonight I’m yours! I’m your dead girl walking." He pushed him down to his knees, lost in the role.
Thomas felt his knees click as he dropped, but it was totally worth it. Lafayette looked an image of perfection and coupled with those lyrics... Thomas felt like he could take him there and then.
"Get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walking. Let’s go, you know the drill. I’m hot, and pissed and on the pill. Bow down to the will of a dead girl walking." He knelt down and held his face.
It took all of Thomas' restraint not to go back on his 'deal' with Alexander. Whether or not getting in Lafayette's pants was his focus, he was undeniably gorgeous.
"And you know, you know, you know, it’s cause you’re beautiful. You say you’re numb inside but I can’t agree. So the world’s not fair? Keep it locked out there. In here it’s beautiful! Let’s make this beautiful!"
"Th-that works for me!" He exasperated before yanking Lafayette into a kiss. It was rough and messy... but at least it fit the scene.
It was going to take the power of every god to wash that taste from Lafayette's mouth. It tasted like.. Like.. Jefferson. And he hated it. But he didn't act like it. He kissed back just as roughly because it wasn't Lafayette kissing Thomas, it was Veronica kissing JD. And it was too late to back out then, so he kissed back and continued the song afterwards. "Yeah! Full steam ahead! Take this dead girl walking!
"How'd you find my address?"
"Let’s break the bed! Rock this dead girl walking!"
"I think we tore my mattress!"
"No sleep tonight for you! Better chug that Mountain Dew!"
"Okay, okay.."
"Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear!"
"Okay, Okay!"
"Slap me, pull my hair! Touch me there, there, and there!" Lafayette didn't know what was worse, the fact that Thomas' hands were all over him or the fact that he was the one guiding them. At least he got to slap him. "No more talking!"
"Woah!"
"Love this dead girl walking!"
"Woah, woah! Hey, hey! Yeah, yeah!"
"Love this dead girl walking!"
"Love this dead girl! Woah, woah! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!"
They finished out the song in sync. "Love this dead girl! Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
"Ouch!"
"YEAH!”
“YEAH!"
As soon as the song was over, Lafayette got off of Thomas and caught his breath, smiling at the class a bit. He knew they did amazing. And he hated it.
Thomas looked like a mess. His hair was sticking up all directions and his face was glowing crimson. Thomas was no virgin, but he hadn't expected Lafayette to carry out the scene so well, or convincingly. He pulled himself to his feet, joining the applause for Lafayette and himself before offering a hand to help pull Lafayette up from the floor.
"See? You're both fine. Nothing to worry about." Eacker chirped with praise. "It helps when it's a friend there, right?"
"Right." Thomas piped back before returning back to his seat with Lafayette. "...so do I owe you a cigarette or...?" He laughed lightly, attempting to tidy his hair.
Lafayette rolled his eyes, holding his arms that much closer against his chest.
When class drew to a close, Thomas put his script back into his rucksack and swung it over his shoulder. "You're a great actor, Laf. Really. I mean that. I'll catch you tomorrow.," he complimented before waving him off and leaving the room, finally texting John back. [/I've/ done nothing. I haven't seen him today. Besides, he's /your/ boyfriend. You fix him xxx]
As Lafayette followed behind him, surrounded by his classmates, he felt conflicted. He loved acting, but it felt wrong doing that scene with Jefferson.
When Lafayette came out of the classroom, surrounded by various other drama members full of praise and compliments, Hercules bit his lip. This was something Lafayette was 1. Obviously passionate about and 2. Very good at. Hercules's jealousy would have to step aside. Instead, he greeted Lafayette with a supportive smile, pretending he hadn't just seen that scene. "Hey you! Someone's popular!" He hummed. "John headed back to yours early to see Alex. Are you ready to go?"
He nodded and faked a smile. "Yes. Let's go." He kissed his cheek and walked home with him.
When John and Alexander heard the pair arriving, the latter froze up a bit. Not only did they have the talk to do, but he hadn't gotten around to apologizing to Lafayette and he believed him to still be mad.
They entered the room and mumbled a few greetings before sitting down, even Rosie leaving the room as she sensed the tense atmosphere.
John was the first to break the silence.
#hamilton#hamilton fanfic#alexander hamilton#john laurens#lafayette#hercules mulligan#thomas jefferson#lams#mullette#dead girl walking#22#chapter 22
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May I have a slasher matchup, please?
I am an asexual cis girl who happens to lean-to boys. Though I am known for being shy around them. Yet once I am comfortable, I will become more genuinely cheerful and goofy. Although, I've been told I speak before I think and it tends to be sassy or sarcastic remarks unconsciously. Though I do also have an innocent mindset for my lack of general knowledge, for the way I look at things differently from others. Leading me to be genuinely likable to others
I'm a tan brown girl with dark brown curly hair. A petite figure, 5'6. I have girly, pastel attire. I love vintage things, post-rock, old rock, and jazz songs. I love to draw and express myself through art. My dream is to become an illustrator or some form of artist. Including my love for stuffed animal plushies, dark Grimm stories.
Aloof as well and with a huge imagination, I find myself getting lost. However, because of my habit to overthink things, It may lead me to cry.
Sure thing!
I match you with:
Bo Sinclair!
Other possibilities: Vincent Sinclair, Brahms Heelshire, ChromeSkull, Jason Voorheese, Bubba Sawyer, Freddy Krueger, The Collector
Even if he may look and sound like a freaking major asshole and btch, he’ll only make sexual comments but will let you be comfortable. He’s in no way gonna hurry you.
Shy? He finds it absolutely cute<3 but he won’t say it
He’ll absolutely tease the hell out of you, just to see you flustered
As much as he is an asshole, he’ll still wait for you to be more comfortable around him.
He can be goofy if he wants too!
Melt whenever he sees you in a good mood, it’s a change from what he normally sees in Ambrose
He’ll go as far as attacking his brothers if they make you sad or hurt you in any way.
Sassy and sarcastic? You’re the perfect match for him! He’s probably the sassiest and the most sarcastic person you’ll ever see.
Instant boner when he learns your more innocent mindset. How can you be so pure?!
He’ll even go as far as to not cuss too much around you, not wanting you to loose your innocence.
His mood will change automatically whenever he sees you, his brothers would even be scared.
But Vincent and Lester absolutely adore you, you’re like a sister to them💕
He doesn’t really care about attire tho, but he loves your pastel and girly style. He’s dying internally when he sees that you’re a ball of innocence.
Will always play with your curly hair❤️ he find you absolutely gorgeous✨
Petite? 5’6”?? Aww!
If you want, he’s got some vintage things he can show you form his childhood. There’s not much, but it’s still something.
You love rock? Heck yes!👏 you’re gonna love his music
He doesn’t really like jazz, but you can still ask Vincent^^
He’s got zero/0/nada/no talent. You’re better off with his brother—
He’ll threaten Vincent to be careful, maybe even look at what he’s doing silently, but only because he wants to know more because of you.
He’ll try to interpret your mood when he looks at your art.
He’d probably even ask tell Vincent to teach you some things.
But 2 min. later he’s gonna be jealous af.
He can never be mad at you, so he’ll just wait impatiently
He supports you 💯/100 and will make sure you become an illustrator, but from home. You’re never gonna leave Ambrose.
He’ll go as far as going in town and buying you a computer and a tablet. More like buying with the cash of his victims but we’re still gonna say buying.
He’ll buy you Grimm stories too💕 he’ll take any book he’d thought you’d like.
And even if he doesn’t like plushies and understands you’re love for them, he’ll buy you some. Anything except those big teddy bears.
Why? Because he doesn’t want “A fcking stuffed animal” to have more of your attention. He’s the only that needs it D:
Aloof? Totally okay! He’s kind of aloof himself /:
He finds it cute that you have a big imagination! Compared to him...
When you’re lost in any way, let him help you, he’s always there for you even if he doesn’t shows it.
He’ll reassure you whenever you feel the need to cry and be your shoulder to cry on, okay? Go to him 💕❤️
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