#How Much is a Human Worth? Plenty (headcanons)
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Hello, i wanted to ask you for a part 2 about the female predator from earth.
I wanted to know if you could write about the courting process with which male ? The gifts, show of power, that they are capable of producing and protect pups ... And one day reader has her first heat because before she didn't have potential mate. She's all sweet, affectionate and vulnerable, and that is total opposite of the typical female in heat who is dominant and fight her partner. How ours sexy hunters react and do ???
And expect me to soon ask a part 3 with a pregnant female 😁.
Bye, thanks for reading this.
Assuming the courting happens simultaneously I have a feeling it’d end in a bloodbath, so the harem shall be at distanced intervals for the time being.
Various Predators x Predator! Reader Headcanons: Courting
Featuring the previous Predators (Feral, Elite, Bad Blood and Berserker) but with a more detailed description of their courting process. Time to pick your baby daddy. TW: Dubious consent again.
Part 1: Meeting
Part 2: Courting
Part 3: Mating
Feral Predator is the most respectful and approachable of the lot. After all, he’s the one that introduced you to your lost heritage. His communion with nature and tradition shapes his beliefs of sacred respect towards the opposite gender. You’re the bringer of Life and his purpose is to serve you. He enjoys impressing you with his agile hunting prowess. He has perfectly adapted to Earth and if you desire to remain here, he is the only one that can provide for you. But don’t rush to assume he wouldn’t do well anywhere else. His blood is that of noble survival, relying on raw, primitive instinct and intelligence. He is not bound to technology or modern aids, just pure skill. Your lineage will have its success guaranteed under his watch. Feral Predator is briefly taken aback upon seeing your sudden affection, but he’s quick to figure out why you’re acting like this. At this point he may know your body even better than you do. No worries, he will show you the ropes. He will lead everything.
Elite Predator would very much like to simply scoop you up and return you to Yautja Prime. Though spending the rest of his life with a resentful wife doesn’t sound too fun, so he’ll have to make an extra effort to convince you. What do you even need convincing for? Truly, it must be your human background that stops you from seeing the obvious facts. He hasn’t been ranked Elite for nothing. He’s a veteran of the battlefield and has proven his worth plenty of times. You cannot possibly find someone better when it comes to guarding and training the offspring. He’s ready to put an end to your stubbornness when he notices your abrupt neediness. This it not how it usually goes and he’s unsure of how to proceed, but maybe this will serve as the final proof that you must choose him as your partner. Do yourself a favor and accept the given truth. There’s no one else for you.
The fugitive Bad Blood isn’t one to care much for approvals. Or morals, for that matter. Your protests are mere foreplay to him, although a little bit of compliance every now and then wouldn’t hurt. In that case he doesn’t mind threatening you with the lives of your little human caregivers. So you can be good and agree that he’s the best choice for a partner, or he himself can help you with your reluctance. Give you a little push. Oh, don’t make that face. Your parents would’ve agreed! There’s a whole universe to explore and you’re held back by pitiful attachments to creatures that don’t even matter. Once you accept him as your mate, you won’t need anything else. That’s a promise. It’ll be you, him, and the future sucklings as proof of your bond. There’s a reason he’s managed to survive for so long all alone: he’s strong. So really, it’s better to have him on your side rather than your opponent. Especially when you’re so vulnerable.
The Berserker doesn’t need to rely on threats or persuasion. He prefers to let his raw power and aggression speak for themselves. He knows that you can tell the difference: he’s a different breed altogether, stronger and bigger. Why would you willingly settle for less, when you can have the best of the best? You wouldn’t deny your future younglings the superior genes of survival. If you become his mate, you’ve sealed your success whether on Earth or any other Planet. As much as he enjoys your feisty, stubborn side, he finds your heated clinginess an addicting stroke to his ego. Your displays of affection are borderline pathetic, but that’s fine because it’s for his eyes only. See, you have the privilege of being as vulnerable as you wish with him as your protector. So go ahead and beg for his attention. He’ll be happy to comply.
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Dc X Dp Headcanon - Kryptonite
What if kryptonite in these kinds of crossovers wasn’t ghost candy?
Kryptonite was formed from the death energy of a planets worth of in an instant. It’s formation is unique due to the number of deaths involved in its creation, the stressors the ectoplasm was exposed to after the planet blew up, and just how much agony and sorrow it contains within even the tiniest piece.
In every piece of Kryptonite from the largest to the smallest there are countless echos wailing in wordless sorrow, screaming in a cacophony of anger, or in some combination of the two. The reason why the only members of the living that are effected by kryptonite is Kryptonians is due to the echoes extreme jealousy that they got to escape, that they got to live while none of them got that luxury. So they inflict every ounce of their suffering, every single thing they felt when they died, on those who dared to escape and this is the canonical result to kryptonite we see in kryptonians. The echoes miss the other members of the living because they aren’t liminal enough for them to touch. Living kryptonians are similar enough that they don’t have this protection.
Ghosts are also negatively effected by kryptonite, but not anywhere near the same level as kryptonians. Whenever a ghost gets too close to a chunk of kryptonite, all they can hear are the screams. A weaker ghost will be forced to make a new path due to the strength behind the screaming because it is just too painful, while stronger ghosts can push through it if absolutely necessary but it won’t be pleasant. The ghosts also aren’t entirely sure whether kryptonite is made of just echoes like what can happen with condensed ectoplasm but gone weird, or if the extreme disaster of the death of kryptonite captured the souls of its dead and melted them down into these crystals of pain. No one is willing to find out either.
Liminal when exposed to kryptonite will not experience pain like ghosts and kryptonians, but they do get something. They do hear the screams that kryptonians don’t hear while ghosts do, but it is muted. The amount of liminality a person has determines how loud the kryptonite is from a barely there whisper to a conversational level. Liminals also can sense that there is something deeply wrong with kryptonite whenever they are around it. How we, the average liminal who would be exposed to kryptonite would ignore these symptoms as unnecessary paranoia instead of them being able to see beyond the norm.
There is no such thing as true synthetic kryptonite. All of the human researchers thinking it is just another crystal and trying to replicate it are missing a n important part of the process. Earth has plenty of ectoplasm form them to shape into a crystal, but the researchers don’t have the necessary amount of deaths in the proper way to make it. So every type of kryptonite they do make had the fun combination of whatever overpowering thought they had while trying to make it combined with the intent for it to only work on kryptonians. Without this second but their synthetic “kryptonite” would work just as well on humans, but since all the people making it want to just hurt/affect kryptonians, that is the only group it works on. This is where all other kryptonite colors comes from. True kryptonite can’t change color and green kryptonite cannot be reproduced.
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Atsushi for the ask game.
ATSUSHI HERE WE GO THANK YOU FOR HEARING MY PRAYERS
Favorite thing about them:
HIS SELFISHNESS. It's so so delicious to explore. Can you imagine a protagonist that saves others not out of simple good will, but because of egoistic self-preservation motives? It just feels counterintuitive for me lmao, and I found it quite messed up when I first watched the anime, but now it's so compelling to explore. His whole “everything I do is in order to gain the right to live” is crazy fashinating. Because lol, that's entirely nonsensical to me! There's no such thing as “gaining the right to live”; all humans, every person in the world is inherently deserving of life. All. No exception. So there's no level of “weak” or “worthless” that would make you lose that right. The fact that's it's a vision so distant and absurd from mine, idk, it just makes it very compelling to explore? “What if there was a little fucked up guy who believed the right to live had to be earned” just sounds like a very interesting premise.
Least favorite thing about them:
When I first watched the anime, I think I found him low-key annoying? I just... Don't do very well with self-deprecating people and people who complain a lot in general, I usually suffer in silence and tend to (wrongly) assume others should do the same (this probably makes me sound pretty mean, I swear I try to be understanding irl). However, it doesn't bother me as much anymore, I simply think it's more of a distinctive trait of the character that makes him multilayered and unique.
As of now, I can't think of anything I don't like about him if not the fact that I wish he'd rely on Dazai and others in general a little less. I know that has to do with his lack of self-worth, so maybe it makes sense,, but as of now he feels kind of stuck. I just wish we'd see him grow more on that front.
Favorite line:
There may be better ones, but I really like the delivery of this one.
brOTP:
KYOUKA AND ATSUSHI they make me go insane. Already talked about this in the Kyouka post but just to reiterate: in my headcanon Kyouka really is the only person Atsushi feels genuine, selfless affection towards. It's very sweet. They're siblings. Kyouka's happiness is really important for Atsushi. They really do have that feeling of people who got out of an abusive environment learning what normality is supposed to be like together. I also really like how they compensate for what the other lacks, be it decisiveness and coolhead for Atsushi and empathy and positivity for Kyouka.
Although plenty shipping them romantically, I really like platonic sskk and atsulucy as well.
OTP:
I really like sskk eheh. I think they're neat. There's a thousand and one reasons why I find them pretty great. They're objectively the only reason why I got invested in bsd as well as the only thing that has me keep up with the franchise to this day. Right now, I feel like the one thing I really appreciate about them is how you can be the worst person in the universe and still somehow be loveable to someone. I think it's sweet. I also find it very fun and enterataining to explore their various soulmatism antics. They're both very complex and multilayered characters with something deeply wrong with how their minds work that makes them very fun to analyze both by their own and in the complexity of their relationship. Their collective story arc and canon relationship progression is extremely engaging and nice to follow, too.
I love dazatsu and atsulucy as well!! Both were ships I wasn't particularly invested when I read the manga for the first time, but really grew in me in the last six months or so. I really dig akuatsulucy as well!!
nOTP:
Nothing?
Random headcanon:
He really likes reading. There's some real meta-analysis to be made here I actually had written this is probably not the right place to talk about, but in a work that's all about literature, he's the character who reads.
Unpopular opinion:
He's the hardest character to write / characterize. That's why people should probably go easier on other fans when they mischaracterize him. He's just very multifaceted and genuinely hard to get. I keep seeing people being like “Stop babyfying Atsushi he's an independent adult!!” then turn around to say “he can't be shipped with Dazai because there's too much unbalance of power :// [somewhat implying Atsushi can't make free decisions for himself]”, or “Stop making of Atsushi a soft baby who never did wrong in his life!!!” then turn around to say “Atsushi is the happy puppy of the agency who gets treats and pats from everyone ^^ ” like. At least to me, a lot of people's arguments sound self-contradictory all the time; but that doesn't mean people should stop having fun and characterize the characters as they like! Just, let's stop being mean to each other and try to be a little more accepting towards others' takes, shall we? And yes that also includes letting people find Atsushi annoying if they find him annoying (although like, I've NEVER found anyone call Atsushi annoying ever, so really, what remote fandom spaces is everyone visiting? Why are you looking for clothes (good takes) at the soup store (Tik/tok I assume?) ).
Song i associate with them:
Common World Domination by Pinocchio-P, HIBANA by DECO*27, Ghost Rule by DECO*27, so on and so forth.
Favorite picture of them:
Favourite panel from the manga:
Favourite illustration: Look, there's too many beautiful illustrations, I can't chose. Here's a very good one though.
Favourite illustration in the anime art style:
But also:
Favourite Mayoi card:
Send me a character?
#Btw I think the author does truly believe that people have to earn their own right to live and that#“people can't live unless someone tells them ‘it's okay to go on’ ”#Which is all sorts of fucked up for me and just goes to the encyclopedia titled Reasons Why I Strongly Disagree With Bsd Morals#But taking the character Atsushi on its own out of the context of which worldvies bsd does or doesn't enable.#I think it's very compelling to explore a character who thinks like that!!#Of course‚ feel free to disagree with my interpretation of the text#atsushi nakajima#bsd#mine#people asks me stuff#I feel like with this more than others I have more to say that just didn't come to me...#I have so many headcanons and opinions about Atsushi how can I only pick one!!!
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Match Made in Valhalla
A very underrated duo to me in RTTE (spoilers) is Dagur and Sleuther.
The way Dagur got both dragons was honestly perfect to me. He started of with a Gronckle because no one in their right mind would give him a dangerous dragon. Then, what does he do? He Dagurs all over the place and somehow makes a Gronckle cool enough to even outmaneuver a Razorwhip. After that, he gets his first already cool dragon. That's fun as it is, but the emotional side makes it so much better.
They're kindred souls. It's possible that Sleuther (or Strykie as I prefer since Dagur always calls him that) used to be less violent before he was captured, but that's not the Triple Strykes we know. We see the one who is ready to kill anyone if he needs to. No hesitation, just violence. Does this not sound like early Dagur? On top of it, they both had adjustment periods with the Riders. Strykie was so difficult for them to train and Dagur still isn't someone you can really tell to not do something if he wants to. Putting these two together shouldn't work. If anything, it should cause them to just be more aggressive since neither really wants to stop, but look at that adorable picture. They're able to understand each other more than the other dragons or Vikings could. As great as Shattermaster was, we didn't see these tender moments between him and Dagur. They were great friends and he was a great starter dragon, but these Dagur and Strykie can relate to the anger they have inside and help keep it down.
We've already seen that Dagur has nightmares. A headcanon of mine is that they both do. Whenever fatigue hits them so much that they can't remain awake to avoid that anymore, one stays guard for the other. When Strykie has a nightmare about his time being forced to fight, Dagur can soothingly wake him up and assure him that he's safe now. When Dagur has a nightmare about (pick a topic. There's plenty to choose from), Strykie is able to do the same.
Also, there's the added cuteness of how they met. Dagur and Shattermaster saved Strykie from getting attacked, then he returned the favor. Strykie is actually the first anything (dragon or character) to choose Dagur, but he did. He waved his stinger and sort of said, "We're friends now." It even took Dagur off guard, but I still think that little moment of Strykie letting him know that he can ride on his back and Dagur realizing that he can is adorable. If I can find an image later, I'll try to add it, but it might have that little search thingy from Pinterest if I can't spot it on Google.
I wish this had been explored some more, so a future fic of mine is going to delve into how they can help one another in these ways. I don't think there's anyone else who could truly get it the way that they would. None of the other humans or reptiles have been prisoners the way that they both have or have done things that would haunt them. Who knows how many dragons Strykie was forced to kill and what mental space he put himself in to be able to stomach it day after day. We already know Dagur has guilt he'll never recover from since he's killed an island + worth of people. Their other friends could support them as they try to change, but they're the only ones who could just look at one another and already know what's being felt because they'd each felt it before too.
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venom & riot NSFW alphabet
venom:
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
eddie: eddie is very sweet after sex. he’ll ask if you need anything. massages, baths, food and water, or another round. either way, he treats you like a queen
venom: same with eddie, he’ll lick all the scratches and bites he gave you. he’ll then set you in his chest and let you lay there while he rubs your back.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
eddie likes his hands. their thick and finger you so well. he also likes you ass. he will grab and smack it in public. he is not afraid.
venom likes his tongue ofc. it can reach places no other human being can’t. he loves LOVES you hands. he loves how soft they are and how well they work his cock.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
both eddie and venom like to cum inside you. less of a mess. but if your not feeling it, they’ll cum on you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
eddie wants you to peg him. plain and simple.
venom wants to fuck you on anne and dans rooftop.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
eddie has plenty experience. venom not so much, but he learned from eddies memories.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
eddie likes it from behind. back shots, doggy, you name it.
venom doesn’t care, as long as you both feel good.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
both very very serious. no jokes or anything. the only thing you’ll hear is dirty talking.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
eddie has a little but of hair, but not alot.
venom has no hair at all.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
if they’re in the moment, it’s gonna be romantic. but if they wanna go rough, they WILL go rough.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
eddie used to masturbate a lot before he met you. now, he rarely does it anymore.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
breeding, choking, gagging, smacking, hand cuffs, tentacles and oh. so much more.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
for eddie, its usually in the bedroom, bathroom or livingroom.
but venom does not give one shit he will fuck you in a alley in broad daylight.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
for eddie, seeing you in booty shorts or in tight dresses. that really gets him going
for venom, when you stretch and you let a moan out. that really turns him on for some reason.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
never EVER having a threesome.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
eddie can go both ways. doesn’t really matter to him.
venom prefers giving. it’s because of his tongue ofc but can go either way
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
eddie can be rough when he wants to or when you beg for him to.
venom is naturally rough. but if you want him to go slow, he’ll go slow.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
eddie likes to take his time with you quickies aren’t really his thing. but if you want a quickie, you get a quickie.
venom adores quickies. but if you want him to go slow and take him time, he will.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
eddie doesn’t like taking risks.
venom on the other hand LOVES taking risk. one time, you two fucked in a garage parking lot. so worth it tho.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
eddie can go for 3 rounds and he’s out.
venom has very very high stamina. venom can go for at least 8. anything over that, hes either really tired or really sensitive.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
toys are unnecessary. but if you want one, you can get one.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
eddie doesn’t like to tease you much, but he’ll do it if he feels like he needs to.
venom likes to edge you very. very hard. he’ll leave you hot and bothered for hours until he wants to fuck you again.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
eddie breaths heavy and makes low groans
venom growls most of the time. but other times, he’ll moan out. but thats not all the time.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
eddie and venom like to do the pocky challenge thing but with chocolate pocky sticks.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
eddie: 7 inches and thick.
venom: usually 9 and thick, but he can change it.
y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
eddies sex drive isnt that high, but its high if you catch my drift.
venoms sex drive is over the fucking roof.
z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
eddie takes care of your first, then hes out like a light.
venom doesnt sleep, so he’ll lay with you until you fall asleep.
riot:
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
carlton will buy/get everything you need. he loves you so much and will make sure you have the best aftercare.
riot will just lick the cuts and marks he gave you, then he’ll cuddle you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
carlton likes his hair (shi i do to 😍). he loves how soft and smooth it is. he also likes how you running fingers and pull it when he’s eating you out. carlton likes your stomach. he doesn’t care of your plus sized or not. he loves how soft it is.
riot likes his hands. he knows how to finger and god he does it so well. he likes seeing you cry to the smallest touches of his hands. riot likes your eyes. he loves how they shine and their color. he likes eye contact during sex.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
they both cum inside. no if ands or buts.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
carlton wants to fuck you in his office. with the door opened.
riot wants to fuck you while your sleeping. mans had urges, but held em back.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
carlton is experienced but riot is not. that why he goes through his memories
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
anything that had you below them.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
both very serious.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
carlton is clean as a baby. not one piece of hair down there.
riot has no hair.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
carlton is very very romantic. he wants to savor the moments he has with you.
riot can go both ways, but he’s mainly not so romantic.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
carlton doesn’t jack off like he used to.
riot does it sometimes, but only when hes in the mood.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
degrading, crying, BDSM, blood play (sometimes)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
for carlton its usually the house.
for riot, he doesn’t care.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
for carlton, anytime you pull his hair or bend over. that really get him going
for riot, anytime you wear something to revealing. it usually ends up with your clothes on the floor and riots cock deep in your mouth.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
same for eddie and venom. NO THREESOMES.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
carlton likes to give. he likes that sweet taste of your cunt. he also wants your hands in his hair.
riot like receiving A LOT. he adores throat fucking you. he loves the sounds of you gagging on his cock. but if you want him to give, he’ll give. and when he gives, its.. a lot.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
like i said before, carlton likes to take his time with you. savor the moment.
riot likes it rough. but he can go slow if you beg him.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
riot & carlton are WHORES for quickies.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
carlton is not so much of a risk taker. if he can fuck you in his office with the door wide opened hes going to take more risk often
oh riot does not care if you two get caught. he’ll end up killing the person who walked in.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
carlton can last up to 4 rounds. after 4, he’s extremely sensitive.
riot it sensitive as well, but he can go more than 4 rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
carlton owns a cock ring. he likes being submissive sometimes.
riot doesn’t own any. he thinks theyre ‘useless’.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
carlton doesn’t like to tease. he thinks its waisting time.
riot loves to tease you. he can go for hours and hours until he finally feels like you deserve it.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
carlton is only loud when hes being dominated. other than that, hes not so loud.
riot is not afraid to hide his growling and roars. he has no shame.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
carlton is ticklish on his neck. so anytime you suck it, he’ll laugh.
riot hates chocolate. he prefers sweet candy like skittles or airheads.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
carlton: 8, but not so thick.
riot: usually 8 and thick, but he can change it. (like venom.)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
carlton has a very low sex drive so don’t expect much
riots sex drive: 📈📈📈
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
carlton does sleep immediately. it takes him a while to.
riot doesn’t sleep. he’ll lay with you tho.
MY FUCKING. GOD. DAMN. SHIT. that took so damn long and for what 💁🏾♀️.
hope y’all enjoy this! please tell me if i messed up anything.. 🤰🏾
bye loves! <3
#venom is so fucking sexy omfg i know he got a bubble butt#venom x reader#riot x reader#carlton drake x reader#eddie brock x reader#venom#riot#carlton drake#eddie brock
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Hello! I'm new here, and I'd like to say I love your account so much!! Would you happen to have any good posts centered around Crowley and the old lady that lives below his flat? Those always tickle me •ᴗ•
Thank you!
Hi and welcome! We have a #crowley's neighbour tag, so check that out for fics like this. There aren't loads, but here are a couple more to add to the collection...
The Neighbor Upstairs by DandelionDrabbles (G)
Like any little old lady worth her salt, Edna knew everyone who lived in her building, and then some.
All it took was plenty of spare time, open eyes and ears, occasional well-placed nosiness, and a keen understanding of how to read people. She knew the things about her neighbors and their lives that they openly showed the world. She knew the things that they tried, and failed, to keep secret. And she knew the things that they by and large successfully concealed from the rest of the world… but not from Edna.
For example, she knew that Mr. Anthony J. Crowley, who lived a couple floors up and sometimes gave her houseplants, really, really needed a hug.
Baby, It's Cold Outside by SparkKeyper (T)
Old habits die hard. Crowley and Aziraphale’s habits are very, very old.
Building their own side is difficult when 6000 years of instincts won’t shut up.
“Little old lady on the floor below” by Mischievous_Misfit (G)
"I headcanon that he helps the little old lady downstairs with her groceries and the like but that if anyone asks about it he just lies.
She knows he's not human and removes all the religious stuff from her house to make him more comfortable. It isn't until she says something about having to hide her garlic away that he realizes she thinks he's a vampire."
A Tree of Life by aknightofthe7kingdoms (G)
Hope deferred makes the heart sick,
but a longing fulfilled is a tree of life.
Proverbs 13:12
Crowley was certain that he wasn’t ill. He just wasn’t feeling...quite well.
- Mod D
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Caregiver Emotions Headcanons (Inside Out)
This one was a little tricky; it’s hard to write them as completely independent characters rather than extensions of Riley. But this is my very favorite Pixar film, and one of my biggest comfort movies, so I tried my best. 🙂
Joy
She is a super playful caregiver, constantly messing with you and telling jokes.
Her high energy means she’s always ready for a game of chase or make-believe or just whatever!
She constantly tries to make the best of things, which can sometimes be… a little frustrating. But at other times, she is truly able to help turn things around, so it balances out.
Joy has absolutely no qualms about breaking the rules for “good” reasons; the others sometimes have to reign her in. (“Oh, you can totally have another cookie, sweetheart-” “Joy, this is how people get stomachaches!”)
She is much better at listening than she used to be, and more willing to step back if she isn’t the caregiver you need at the moment.
Sadness
She’s a much calmer caregiver, and is totally content to sit quietly with you if that’s what you want.
She is AMAZING at helping out when you’re sad. It’s incredibly easy to talk to her about your problems, even if you usually struggle with that. She’s just a fantastic listener.
(She’s also a fantastic hugger.)
Sadness knows a lot about human psychology and can actually give a name to certain mental issues you might be experiencing, which for some people is incredibly helpful.
She frequently reminds you that whatever you feel is okay. Certain actions or responses to emotions may not be healthy, but the emotions themselves are alway okay to experience.
Fear
He is SUPER focused on your safety. There are plenty of dangers in the world, and he does NOT want his kiddo to experience any of them!
(But some dangers, obviously, you will experience - which is why he has a library’s worth of emergency plans prepared.)
As much as he fusses about your safety, he really tries not to be overbearing. He doesn’t want YOU to be afraid of things, just… mindful of danger.
He’s actually great at soothing any worries about monsters or other “imaginary” dangers - and he’s super understanding if they still make you nervous.
Fear is the best one to go to about nightmares; he fully listens if you want to describe them, and doesn’t press if you don’t.
Disgust
She’s great at standing up for you if you struggle to stand up for yourself. She finds it very easy to take charge and has no problem telling others you’re uncomfortable. “Hey, my kiddo doesn’t like strangers, so you can go ahead and back up.”
And if people aren’t willing to listen? Oh boy, she will rip them a new one. Disgust as insults for days and will leave anyone who messes with you in tears. Then she’ll lead you away and check that you’re alright in a more private location.
She makes sure you always have cool clothes and accessories for every occasion.
She is great at helping you hide your regression when you need to, giving you subtle reminders for behavior and keeping attention off you.
She’s not always good at helping if you just want to cry, but if you want actual reassurance? She is ON IT. She will go over every aspect of your appearance and personality, point out every wonderful trait you possess, and remind you that anyone who can’t see your awesomeness needs their eyes checked.
Anger
He radiates heat, and is wonderful to cuddle with. (Which he complains about a little but actually LOVES.)
He insists that people respect whatever age range you’re in at the moment. “You expect a preschooler to do this?! Come back when they’re older, buddy, we’re building a house right now.”
(He also gets huffy when people treat you too condescendingly for your age range. “Can it with the baby talk, they’re eight years old!”)
Anger will fight someone if they upset you. He will fight multiple someones. Anybody. Everybody. NO ONE gets away with upsetting you.
If you’re the kind of regressor who swears, he DEFINITELY encourages it. It cracks him up whenever you swear around the others and they look shocked.
#Eflen writes#Eflen headcanons#Inside Out agere#Inside Out age regression#Joy agere#Joy age regression#Sadness agere#Sadness age regression#Fear agere#Fear age regression#Disgust agere#Disgust age regression#Anger agere#Anger age regression#sfw age regression#sfw agere#age regression headcanons#caregiver headcanons
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TBB Boys as Desserts
This has been something I’ve been wanting to do for over a week now, but I’m just now getting around to it. This idea was made by the prompts of the @renegade-force-99 team and our discord. I absolutely took this way too seriously, but here we are, and I regret mostly nothing.
Enjoy our sweet boys and my headcanons for them, and why they match with certain deserts!
Crosshair is a macaroon.
The process of making a macaroon is of high difficulty, at least from my understanding and experience, and I feel like Crosshair, as a person, is just as high difficulty. They are very particular, and require the exact right type of environment in order to ‘come out right’, or in Crosshair’s case, function healthily.
They are stubborn, particular, and time-consuming. They have a hard exterior, but a very soft interior. Despite all of the hardness and difficulty, they are worth every second of effort and time, and deserve to be cherished - they are highly sought after, and considered a delicacy, just like our sniper.
Echo is gelato.
Gelato has some different ingredients than ‘reg’ ice cream - there are some extra steps, or pieces, that exist in Echo, and in gelato, that regular clones and regular ice cream don’t have. Gelato, and Echo, both need to go at a slower pace in order for them to efficiently function. You can’t push or rush them, otherwise, that can spoil it. They need time to warm up, cool down, and it’s better if you let them take their time.
It is a very healthy option, and I feel like Echo is one of our most healthy boys, emotionally and physically. It is dense, as well - as for how this translates into our boy, it doesn’t mean stupid - I’ve taken it to mean more ‘info dense’ because that boy can recite whole reg manuals off the top of his head.
Gelato, and Echo, tend to be more intense than regs as well, but they are still an easy go-to, as well as a comfort item for plenty of people. Repetition (or ‘echoing’ a process) is important to them as well since there is a specific way of going about things.
Hunter is red velvet cake.
A lot of this is just based on vibes. This man screams ‘red velvet’ to me. Like all cakes and most clones, they are good with kids and are a good, easy option to interact with. Hunter and red velvet both are easily loveable, and aesthetically pleasing, as well as a classic to gravitate to. I consider them a leader in the cake world and clone world. They are ahead of the game, and setting out a strong example for others to follow.
At its roots, it is technically ‘regular’, but it’s made to look different - for red velvet, it is simply for the sake of being pretty, but in Hunter’s case, he looks the most like other clones, and while being almost exactly the same as the base, he had to find a way to stand out (i.e, long hair), and be different while still ‘being basic’, while also not being basic at all. It’s special.
Tech is cheesecake.
One word: pie. Cheesecake isn’t technically a pie, but it’s also not technically a cake - it’s a funky middle ground that I think works well with Tech, as well as the joke of him being smart and having the name of a mathematical number. In my experience, cheesecake people are always vehement that they are right, and cannot be disproven. Remind you of anyone?
It is straightforward but quirky. They could be left as a base, or add toppings for more flair - in cheesecake, this could be strawberries, but in Tech, it’s his adaptability, ability to work in most situations, and plenty of variety in personality.
They are multifaceted. They are also much more sturdy than they appear to be. (Example: if they fall from a tall height, they are perfectly fine, even if the composition may be a bit broken, they made it, and are still function as a dessert, or a human.) They are also a fan favorite.
Wrecker is cookies.
Unlike Crosshair, Wrecker’s difficulty setting is on easy. How can you look at a cookie, and not enjoy it? It brings you joy, plain and simple. They are straightforward - no lies, complications, or anything difficult here. They are classic, enjoyed by almost everyone, and how you enjoy them depends entirely on how you treat them - they can be hard or soft, depending upon your attitude and approach.
Cookies are easy to cook, which also makes them a good contender to be good with kiddos, just like Wrecker is. There are so many options with them, even if most people gravitate towards one or two ideas, or perceptions, of them. They can be unassuming and ‘stupid’ but they can be much more complicated.
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SNAKE APPRECIATION MONTH #10 - A HEADCANON
(but also #7 WITH ORUBE and #19 WITH VATHEK; FICLET so long post ahead)
One of my HCs is about shapeshifters: in my head and in my stories, “real” shapeshifters, as they call each other to distinguish themselves from Metamoor natives who can conceal their appearance behind a human one, are very rare - in the universe of Ink and Blood, only six are known, and two of them are Cedric and my OC Morven. They have their own set of unspoken rules and instincts, for example they never ever show their true appearance (the one with which they were born) to anyone else, unless it’s a person who has their unconditional trust. Instead, they choose one or two signature appearances which they make everyone believe is their true one - in Cedric’s case, the human one and the naga. Another shapeshifter thing is that they have the unspoken rule of never taking the appearance and identity of another shapeshifter.
Anyway, here’s a little piece I wrote for this prompt. It is set in an alternate timeline of Ink and Blood where despite the wound from the battle, after some years Orube surprisingly gets pregnant and they are waiting with anticipation for the birth of their daughter Vanja (post with Vanja’s fanart here). In this ficlet, Cedric and Orube have just been told by the High Priestess of Hoel that they are expecting a daughter and that she will be a shapeshifter like Cedric. And now Cedric is worried that a midwife will see his daughter in her original appearance when she’s born, before she can control an alternative look. Happy reading!
[2230 words; Some tags: pregnancy; established relationship; things get a bit emotional; cedric & vathek being bros; double POV]
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Orube sighed in exasperation, pinching the bridge of her nose. “You cannot be there alone, Cedric.”
As Cedric opened his mouth to rebut, she raised a hand to halt him. Cedric obeyed and remained silent - he knew better than to keep talking when his wife raised that hand.
“I don’t want you alone in there,” she went on, “you’re only going to panic the whole time and I’ll be too busy delivering your shapeshifting daughter to calm you down.”
“But I don’t want other people to see her. Not before she can control another appearance,” he protested again.
Orube laid a hand on his arm. “I know,” she said, her tone now calmer, “but we’re talking about only one person, not the entire population of Meridian. Just choose someone.”
The sound of Vathek clearing his throat made Cedric suddenly remember that he was there and that they were, in fact, in his cottage.
They both turned to look at him, perched on that stool that looked too tiny for him.
“I uh…” Vathek started, “I could do it.”
Cedric frowned. “You?” he inquired, but then he relaxed his expression, realizing how harsh he must have sounded, “I mean, you’re a midwife just as much as I am. How are you going to do it?”
Vathek shrugged. “There is still plenty of time for learning, I’ll just ask the midwives in the city to teach me. And I have experience with the horses, there shouldn’t be much difference, right?”
Cedric fought hard to suppress a laugh and failed, letting out a snort. Orube’s jaw dropped in outrage. “Hey, I’m not a mare!”
At her frown, Cedric recomposed as well. “Yeah! How dare you, that’s my wife!” he said, immediately conscious that his tone had come out more entertained than outraged.
“I’m sorry, Orube, I didn’t mean-“ Vathek started to apologize, but Orube interrupted him, sketching a smile.
“That’s fine, Vathek. At least I know you’ll slap his face if he becomes annoying,” she said, then she turned to look at Cedric. “So, do we have a winner?”
Cedric did not respond right away. He studied Vathek instead, who was looking expectantly between the two. His old friend - his big brother - willing to learn how to handle a childbirth such that nobody who wasn’t worth trusting would see Cedric’s daughter in her native form.
“Come on, I have to compete with the First Grand Master of Basiliade for being the coolest uncle, if she knows I took care of her birth I might start with some advantage!” Vathek pleaded.
Cedric could only smile fondly at his friend. Hearing him calling himself ‘uncle’ suddenly made his heart burst with affection for him. Yes, he wouldn’t trust anyone else but Vathek to be in that room when Vanja would see the light wearing her original skin.
“Alright, Vathek, that’s going to be you.”
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“Soon I’ll be so big that finally this enormous bed will have a justification for its size - containing me,” Orube said as she sat on her side of the bed and started unbuttoning her tunic. She was not yet that big, but she already felt tired. She dreaded the day she would have to stop training - the healers said she could continue for a while, but she should decrease the load and at some point she will have to stop. Will she then ever be able to get back to her prime as she was before finding out she was pregnant?
“Hm,” Cedric only said. Orube turned to look at him as he approached from the other room. She didn’t need to see his face to know he was barely listening - he’d been lost in his thoughts the whole afternoon and at dinner, after they’d left Vathek’s cottage where they had been for lunch.
She could read him so well by now that she’d known the sequence of thoughts in his mind the whole time. At first, he must have thought whether he was making a mistake, letting someone else see their daughter in her native form, even if that someone was Vathek. Then, he’d convinced himself that if there was anyone in the entire universe he would trust holding his newborn daughter in his arms, that was indeed Vathek. And now, he was realizing that he was going to let Vathek see his daughter without having even shown himself to him once.
Orube knew all this, without him having said a single word. She wondered how long it would take him to say it and to finally tell her that he was going to see Vathek again tonight. But she was tired and would probably fall asleep before he would finally say something, so she decided she had let him mull over his thoughts for long enough that she could put an end to this.
“Do you want me to come with you?” she just asked.
He was still lingering at the door between the study and the bedroom of his quarters in the palace, and his head snapped up at her words. “What? Where?”
She casted him a reprimanding look. “Come on. You want to go to see Vathek and show yourself.”
He blinked at her, surprise painted on his face. How could it be that he was always so surprised when she nailed exactly what he was thinking?
He shook himself. “I uh… yeah, I was thinking about that.”
“I know,” said Orube, “so should I come?”
Cedric did not respond immediately, and instead wriggled his hands together, as if unsure of how to tell her his thoughts. That was enough for Orube to know the answer. She quickly closed her tunic again and stood up. “Alright, let’s go.”
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As Cedric stood in front of Vathek’s door, Orube could see even in the dark that he was tense. She took his hand in hers.
“It will be alright,” she said.
He nodded, a muscle twitching in his jaw. “I know, it’s just… I’ve never done it in front of anyone but you.”
Orube squeezed his hand. “I know, and I’ll always be honored by that. But Vathek is not anyone. He will understand what this means to you.”
Cedric nodded again, then seemed to inhale a deep breath, and finally knocked at the door.
They heard heavy steps approaching from somewhere in the back of the cottage, then the door opened. As Vathek recognized them at the door step, dread appeared in his face. “You did not change your mind already, didn’t you?”
Cedric chuckled. “No. I just wanted to show you something. May we come in?”
Vathek exhaled with relief. He stepped to the side, letting them inside the cottage. “Thank the Gods, because today a scary midwife already brought me with her and I’ve seen things you cannot imagine… You cannot change your mind anymore, I have already seen too much and I need to make something good out of it.”
Orube went to sit on one of the stools around the high table that also served as surface for Vathek’s immense kitchen, while Cedric stood in the middle of the room, wriggling his hands again.
“So what’s up?” asked Vathek, after he’d closed the door.
“Uhm… There’s this thing…”
Vathek questioningly glanced at Orube, and then again at Cedric. “You’re not having twins, right? Because that woman today had twins and-“
“No, it’s not that,” Cedric interrupted him, switching from English to Metamoor. Orube knew that the two of course always spoke Metamoor when they were alone, using English only when she was there. But this was too important, and Orube did not expect them to talk about this in a language that was not theirs. Her Metamoor was not perfect and she barely used it, but for once she was glad that she could understand it well enough.
“You’re going to see my daughter in her real form,” Cedric said.
“You bet I will! I’ll be the best midwife in town by that day, I promise,” said Vathek.
“I- I think…” Cedric stuttered a little, then he finally looked up at his friend, “I think you should see me first.”
Vathek’s jaw dropped. He blinked, as if elaborating whether he’d heard well. “You mean see you… for real?”
Cedric started to unbutton his shirt. “Yes, for real. If I trust you enough to see my daughter, I also trust you enough to see myself.”
Vathek looked already shocked without Cedric having shifted yet. He looked confused between him and Orube, as if Orube could confirm that Cedric was not going mad.
Cedric took off his shirt, revealing his upper body covered by the carpet of scars of so many years ago, which he still did not want to make disappear.
He glanced at Orube, as if he, too, needed a confirmation that he was not doing a mistake. He had the same look of back then, when he’d appeared at the other side of the temple the day of their Bonds. And just like that day, Orube smiled at him, telling him silently that everything would be alright.
Cedric turned to Vathek again and then closed his eyes, inhaling a breath. The wave of scales started to scan his body starting from the top of his head, leaving a different appearance behind. An appearance that Orube knew well by now, although Cedric did not shift back to that form so often. But he did it from time to time, when he was tired or when he wanted to feel her body closer to his.
He shifted to the form with legs - the one that nobody knew if it was actually his true one or not, because even the High Priestess who had seen his birth had said that he’d kept switching between the one with the tail and the one with the legs until she’d given him to his mother.
In that form, he really did not look that different from usual. His edges and bones were sharper, his hair white and his ears pointed, and he had pale green leathery skin and clawed darker fingertips like Lady Alasse, but his face was recognizable. Most of all, his eyes were always the same.
Vathek just gaped at him in silence, and for some instants it was impossible to say what he was thinking. He opened his mouth to speak, but Cedric raised a hand to halt him. “Wait,” he said. “This is not all.”
And then the scales came again, this time starting from his waist and running down, closing on his clothes as if enveloping his legs in a shield of green translucent scales. Until his tail extended and wrapped on the floor, around the point where his calves were before.
Vathek now scanned his appearance and followed the path of his tail with attention. He did not seem disgusted or scared, but it was still difficult to say what was going on in his mind. Cedric looked at him with that look that was a mix of fear and expectation, just like he’d done with Orube years before.
The silence started to fall heavy in the cottage. Although Vathek did not look like on the verge of saying something offensive, a sudden wave of protectiveness washed over Orube. She was just about to jump on her feet and run to shield Cedric from that impenetrable gaze, when finally Vathek spoke.
“I once told you I would recognize you even if you turned into a stone,” he said. “This is no exception. It’s still you.”
Orube felt a knot tying in her throat at Vathek’s words. It’s still you, were the same exact words that she’d told Cedric when he had revealed himself to her.
Those words must have hit Cedric as well, as Orube saw his throat bobbing. He opened his mouth to speak, but this time it was Vathek’s turn to halt him.
“I will treasure the trust you have given me today with this, and that you will give me in a few months when your daughter is born,” he said, “but for me, nothing changes. With tail, with no tail, with white hair or with blond hair and that smug face you always wear. You’re still my little brother, there’s no escape from that. Not even when you’re the scary naga.”
Cedric held his gaze for a few moments, his eyes visibly wet, and then shifted back to his human form - the one with that smug face.
“Thank you, Vathek,” he whispered, and his voice broke.
Orube felt a tear run across her cheek, while Cedric started to put back his shirt, perhaps as an excuse not to look at Vathek and break into tears.
Vathek looked again first at Cedric and then at her. “Oh come on guys, if you cry I cry. And nobody wants to hear a Galahot’s wails. Come here,” he said, and spread his big arms, inviting them both to hug him.
Orube let Cedric go first and chuckled as Vathek closed his grip on him and hugged him too tight, as always. Orube joined them and with her, Vathek was of course more careful. She enjoyed the warmth of that hug, squeezing Cedric’s hand and thanking whichever God - Basiliadean, Metamoorean or maybe just the fate - who brought such a precious friend, a perfect uncle for their daughter, into Cedric’s and her life.
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#w.i.t.c.h.#w.i.t.c.h. cedric#lord cedric#orube#cedric x orube#cedrube#w.i.t.c.h. fanfiction#ink and blood series#snake appreciation month#cedricology month#cedric and vathek being bros#tumblr fanfic#fanfiction#writeblr
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what if Isaac and Hector decided to stick together after the end of S4? 🤞 Head canons for how their partnership would look??
Ask: what if Isaac and Hector decided to stick together after the end of S4? 🤞 Headcanons for how their partnership would look??
A/N: Ooh, good question!
Isaac & Hector Partnership Headcanons:
I think the both of them have learned so much, and grown as men throughout the last three seasons, but I also don’t think they’re done yet. While both of them have come to admire humans and non-humans as capable creatures, often worthy of respect, they still lack experience living in the middle of just your regular, average-joe people. If Isaac is to continue ruling, and Hector chooses to stay, I see them gravitating towards each other fairly often. This grants them some familiarity and refuge among the new elements of everyday human interactions.
Hector still feels himself in debt, quite a bit to Isaac, for his betrayal of him and Dracula at Braila. Even though Isaac has already acknowledged this, I think having a Hector who wants to prove his worth and apology pleases Isaac greatly. His whole thing with Dracula was about loyalty- he was so loyal it blinded him. Of course, now he knows blind loyalty isn’t the answer; but that isn’t to say Isaac’s disregarded it entirely. He still values trustworthiness in the fellow human he has come to call his friend. It means even more now, the two of them being able to see the other for who they wholly are- the good, the bad, and all that’s in between.
Hector said he’d like to write a book maybe, and I see no reason why he can’t do that there. The castle is full of resources, I’m sure. Plus, there’s still his forge should he want to do any of that class of work. I’d imagine he’d stay, even if just for the time being, as he writes, before setting off on his own into the real world.
Additionally, I see Hector as someone who craves approval and adoration- why do you think he keeps reanimating so many dead pets? It’s not just that he likes animals, it’s that animals provide unconditional love to the ones who provide for them- more so when you’re their necromancing master. He said he was cast out by the humans long ago, but deep down, just like everybody else, he wants to be accepted; Hector wants to be loved.
Ironically enough, love is somewhat of an area of study for Isaac, as for the longest time, he viewed his act of cleansing the world as a final act of love. ‘Love’ for him has never been the kind of healthy, mature variety he deserved. It took him crossing an ocean and multiple countries, seeking out what he believed to be the opposite of love (i.e. revenge) to discern what real ‘love’ and compassion were as they pertained to mortal kind.
There are still plenty of answers to find in one another and the world around them. I don’t know if their newfound partnership would last for the remainder of their lives, but I do like to think they spend a deal of time continuing to grow together.
#castlevania imagine#castlevania imagines#castlevania fanfiction#isactor#isaac castlevania#castlevania#isaac laforeze#isaac imagine#hector imagine#hc
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Can we get a nsfw alphabet for ash? 👀
Y’all horny💀
But alright (NSFW facts under the cut)
A = Aftercare(what they’re like after sex)
If he’s hooking up with someone, depending on what they expect from him, he can range from kicking them out immediately after or offering for them to chill for a bit and cleaning them up. He will not cuddle unless absolutely necessary.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Physically speaking, he doesn’t really have a preference. I guess he likes his figure? And as for a partner’s, maybe their hair. They have to be aesthetically pleasing as a whole in order for him to consider them a good candidate for the “fuckbuddies to give a character testimony if needed and also to get off with if he’s craving sex” role.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
His cum is pretty thick and moderately salty. He typically has a lot because he doesn’t care to get off much.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Sometimes he thinks about torturing and/or murdering his fuckbuddies during the act, but in the end, it’d be more trouble than it’s worth and he can get off just fine without it. He prefers his partners to think he’s a great guy even though he’s the complete opposite.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s hooked up quite a bit and has no problem getting people in his bed because he’s studied human behavior enough to be charming and lacks any sort of anxiety that would hinder his attempts. He knows what he’s doing and if it serves him, he’ll give you the best orgasm of your life.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary on a lavish bed with plenty of pillows while his partner is tied up or wearing lacy lingerie because he finds it aesthetically pleasing. He will sometimes do doggy style if he doesn’t feel like looking at his partner’s face.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Serious. It goes without saying that anytime he’s acting goofy, it’s very much an act. While in the act, he prefers for his partner to think it’s a divine experience so they’re willing to overlook his red flags, and being goofy just doesn’t fit that mold in his mind.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He’s trimmed. He knows most of his fuckbuddies find a happy trail to be hot, so he keeps it well groomed to keep up the illusion of social acceptability. He’s actually just well maintained in general because he wants people to like him on a surface level.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He will fake intimacy if he knows that’s what you want or expect. He’ll skimp out on it though if you’d still maintain your purpose without it.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He prefers jacking off as opposed to having sex because he doesn’t like dealing with people, but sometimes he wants something pretty to look at while getting off. He doesn’t jerk off more than a couple times per week.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He likes lingerie, bondage, knife play, sensory deprivation, medical play, degradation, (all giving) and he’s a sadist. There’s probably more, but idk. He’s also a fan of enthusiastic consent, surprisingly enough. He likes affecting people, be it positively or negatively.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His guest bed. Or a hotel bed. Maybe a couch if it fits with the scene he’s trying to do. He’s not a big fan of doing it anywhere else because it would seem tedious. He enjoys seeing people he’s aesthetically attracted to splayed amongst plush pillows and fluffy blankets.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Hormones and necessity. He isn’t sexually attracted to people, so trying to get him riled up doesn’t work. He gets horny only when his body does it on its own due to hormones. He will also fuck someone if he needs to do it to maintain his image (ie. Keeping his fuckbuddies hooked and addicted to him). Though I will say that he finds contrasts to be pleasing to the eye and he likes things that would be classified as “striking”. He’s a big fan of black and white color schemes, so if you’re a lighter person with dark hair/clothing or a darker person with brighter hair, clothing, or eyes, he’ll be interested. If you have vitiligo or anything similar, that’ll definitely make his head turn. The starker the contrast, the better. (*coughHarpercough*)
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
I think the shorter list would be “what would he do?” He isn’t into much, but one obvious “no” is cuddling and anything else too chummy. He also won’t do scat, watersports, or age play because those gross him out.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He isn’t a big fan. He doesn’t mind giving or receiving so much that he isn’t willing to do it (for example, to get his partner prepped for him), but he’d rather just fuck normally.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s usually pretty slow and sensual just to make sure it’s a good experience and to make sure he hits all the right spots to make his partner come crawling back for more no matter the consequences. However, he can get rougher if he needs to.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
They aren’t his thing. He’d get annoyed if someone tried to initiate one with him, but he’d play it off as being a restrained gentleman. But yeah, if they get too pushy with him, he’ll find a way to dispose of their body.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He likes what he likes and he doesn’t really care enough to make sex a big enough part of his life to do much experimentation. He’s fine with risks, but not stupid ones.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He doesn’t really care enough to go multiple rounds. If his partner is interested in a longer night, he’ll make them cum as many times as he needs to, but once he cums, he’s tapping out.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He owns a few, but doesn’t use them much. It’s mostly just dildos or vibrators for certain partners. For him, he’s fine with just his hand most of the time.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
A moderate amount. He likes affecting people, but he’s not eager to edge anyone and would prefer to get the whole ordeal over with as fast as possible so he can get back to torturing the poor unfortunate soul in his basement.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Pretty much dead silent except for a few grunts and pants unless he’s degrading someone.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
His goal when fucking someone is to make them think that he’s a sex god so that they’re willing to put in a good word for him if he gets into trouble with the law (and also to drive his victims crazy with the sheer amount of people singing his praises). Cuz if he’s in jail, how will they get their fix of Ash dick? Sexytime with him is purely manipulation and for him to get his dick wet.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s big! 8.5” and thick enough to fill. Unfortunately for him, this means he spends a lot more time on foreplay than he’d like. (But he can deal with it lol -Dev)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty close to zero. He tries not to focus on it too much.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He’ll be up for a while after. His orgasms aren’t too strong, so they don’t tend to affect his functioning afterwards or make him sleepy.
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I'm sure plenty has already been said about Renfield from today's entry, but I'd just like to highlight some stuff we see about Seward.
Warning for talk of medical experimentation, animal cruelty, and mental illness
It would almost be worth while to complete the experiment. It might be done if there were only a sufficient cause. Men sneered at vivisection, and yet look at its results to-day! Why not advance science in its most difficult and vital aspect—the knowledge of the brain?
As a quick note, He's not suggesting cutting Renfield open here. I think there are two interpretations of this: first, that he's suggesting that he could allow continued animal cruelty for the cause of advancing psychology (vivisection also being animal cruelty which he says has advanced science). Second, he's suggesting that continuing to study Renfield by allowing him to continue building up his own personal food chain and observing him would be considered unethical but could yield good results, again for the advancement of psychology (much as vivisection was considered unethical but he considers it to have advanced science).
If only there were a sufficient cause! I must not think too much of this, or I may be tempted
Here we see that he doesn't consider the advancement of knowledge (and, to take an uncharitable reading, his own advancement in his field) to be a good enough cause for unethical experimentation. He wants there to be a good reason because he does want that sweet, sweet knowledge, but knows there isn't one and so makes the decision that he's not going to carry out the unethical experiments.
This was actually a very active debate around vivisection at the time: the Cruelty to Animals Act, 1876 said that researchers who carried out cruel experiments on (vertebrate) animals could be prosecuted unless the experiments were "absolutely necessary for the due instruction ... to save or prolong human life". Unethical experimentation could be carried out if the cause was considered good enough. In this case, though, there might be benefits, but those benefits don't outweigh the costs and Seward doesn't try to claim they would.
Seward also shows a lot of self-knowledge here, acknowledging that he's susceptible to temptation and thus needs to avoid thinking about what he could learn from letting Renfield carry on his food chain experiments to their conclusion because he might actually fall to that temptation, come up with a justification, and start acting in a way he knows to be wrong.
And that's important: he does know it would be wrong and resists the temptation to do it anyway.
A good cause might turn the scale with me, for may not I too be of an exceptional brain, congenitally?
There are a lot of headcanons about how Seward is neurodivergent and that's why he went into psychiatry, and for me this clinches that interpretation as canon.
First, we tend to use "exceptional" to mean "better than usual" but it really just means "unusual". Seward is acknowledging that he has had or may have had an unusual brain since birth, suggesting that, indeed, he has some kind of neurodivergence even though he can mostly hide it and he and others in his profession don't have the knowledge to analyse and name it.
The other part of what he's saying here confirms the idea that he got into psychiatry because of that knowledge about himself: he wants more knowledge in his field because his own mind is unusual. And, again, he has enough self-knowledge to be aware of his own susceptibility to this specific kind of temptation and be on guard against it.
To me it seems only yesterday that my whole life ended with my new hope, and that truly I began a new record. So it will be until the Great Recorder sums me up and closes my ledger account with a balance to profit or loss. Oh, Lucy, Lucy, I cannot be angry with you, nor can I be angry with my friend whose happiness is yours; but I must only wait on hopeless and work. Work! work!
If I only could have as strong a cause as my poor mad friend there—a good, unselfish cause to make me work—that would be indeed happiness.
That's really sad.
We can see from this that Seward hasn't moved on at all from being rejected by Lucy; just as in that first phonograph recording, it still hurts and he's still trying to throw himself into his work but here we also see that he feels hopeless and purposeless. He really hoped that she would accept him and when that hope was dashed it clearly sent him on a horrible downward depressive spiral that he's really trying to get out of but doesn't know how.
I particularly note that he specifies he wants an unselfish cause and I wonder a bit what the selfish causes are: self-aggrandisement might well be one, relevant to what he said earlier about advancing his field more than other famous researchers had. Avoiding his own pain might be another. There may also be a dollop of self-loathing in there driving him to believe that if he finds joy in anything that means doing it is selfish, so if, for example, he did really help a patient he couldn't feel that doing that gave him an unselfish cause to work towards. It's an ugly catch-22 with the fact that he specifies that an unselfish cause to make him work would make him happy.
Finally, it is quite touching that he's very clear he's not angry with Lucy for rejecting him despite the pain that rejection causes him and doesn't resent Art for being her choice. Keep drinking that Victorian Respect Women juice, Jack.
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hi!! i love your writing and reading all of your izzy/reader stuff has been fab but i'm wondering if we could get a little stede/reader love 👉👈 ?? maybe a little drabble or headcanons about how he would react if the reader spoils *him* just as much as he spoils them??? giving him flowers and making him tea and petting his hair and setting up baths for him etc etc i just think he deserves to be taken care of too your honor ,,
☆ This sweetheart deserves everything. Hope you enjoy it! ☆
Stede x Reader
-> Summary: Several fluff headcanons and scenarios
Tags: GN!Reader, fluff, established relationship, stede x reader, romantic relationship, headcanons, scenarios, Blurb.
-> Triggers: None?
Please!! Tell me if you find any mistakes! [Not proofread]
Brushing his hair
- Once you have started this habit, you are unable to stop doing it
- The soft hums and the way his breathing slows when you pass your fingers through his golden locks...
- He would constantly praise you and your gentle movements
- If you kind any hair knot he'll probably whine a bit but won't ever blame you.
- It's very probable that he'll fall asleep in your arms like a baby
- He'll sometimes let you give him different or special hairstyles. He also comes to you whenever he needs a fancy hairstyle for some special event, brush, wig and hairstyle products already on his arms as he watches you with pleading eyes.
Giving massages
- This man seems so tense he looks just about to break
- But you'll have to drag him to his headquarter's sofa and forcefully sit him to make him stop for a moment.
- The deep sighs and soft moans he gives when you touch all the right places are totally worth it.
- If he's had a stressful day, your massages are as an oasis in the middle of the desert. He swears you are able to erase his worries with them.
- No doubt he's got plenty of massages oils and you will have "massage-days" where both of you take turns to help the other relax.
Brewing tea
- The first time you brew tea for him he feels very flattered that you remember his favourite "recipe", every cube of sugar included.
- Since then, he will gladly share with you different teas and various infusions so you can enjoy them together.
- If your taste buds choose a favourite beverage, he won't doubt in returning the favour and brew it for you whenever he cans, but I hope you don't mind sugary drinks.
Making breakfast
- Waking up to the smell of delicious food being served is like heaven to him, only surpassed by waking up next to your sleepy figure cuddling into him. Honestly, that one's impossible to match.
- If he feels energetic, he'll scoop to the kitchen to see if he isn't too late and still can help.
- Seeing you laughing together with roach as you're covered in flour does make him a tiny tiny bit jealous
- But he probably just stays on the doorframe, smiling to himself as he watches you having a great time, you always telling roach things like "he's going to love this!" or "Add this, it's his favourite!" while the crew's cook, humorous as always, swings around all kinds of fruits and flour.
Bathing (together or not)
- Taking relaxing baths together was his idea!
- Although the bath is quite small for two people, you really have a good time laying on eachother between bubbles and warm water.
- Discovering that you prepared him an aromatic bath after a stressful day will probably bring a few tears to his eyes. Good luck breathing after he squeezes your soul out of you with a hug.
- And if you offer to wash his hair he'll be the happiest man alive, he's always on with anything that involves you playing with his hair.
Sleeping
- Sleeping with Stede is heavenly —sleeps still, snores softly and is like a human pillow, what else could you wish for?—.
- He loves to cuddle when sleeping
- His favourite position is when his head is laying on your chest so you can caress his hair while he hugs you, your legs tangled together. Your heartbeats help him relax and tie him to reality so he doesn't have too many nightmares about his youth.
- The only "imperfection" that you could remark is that he loves to get up early, sometimes because he isn't able to stay still on the bed awake or because he wants to take an eye on the crew.
Chatting
- He loves talking to you about anything in particular.
- Of course, he'll tell you everything about his plans with the crew and his dreams around piracy, his dreams around that world that he admires so much.
- If you are a pirate on the crew, he would love to listen some stories too! This man will never get tired of them so don't worry if you happen to repeat anyone.
- Will ask you for pirate advice about some troubles that he encounters as how to deal with pirates or how to handle a gun —he even asked you once if you could help him get used to rum—.
Reading
- He'll read to you when you're on his room together.
- As he sits on the caramel sofa of his room holding a book on his hands, you dreamily lay stretched out with your head resting on his laps. You've got your eyes closed as you imagine and reproduce the events that Stede narrates, sometimes giggling or gasping when the story's scenarios invite to it.
- Oh, of course, you also have VIP access to the continuation of the stories he reads outloud every night on deck. (Only in exchange for some cuddles and just because it's you.)
- If you like reading he will also recommend and give you books, he has plenty for you to choose, too. If you don't know how to read [I don't know man, I'm just doing my job. Paradoxes are fun] he'll make his goal to teach you, waking you up every morning only to make a tower of books in front of you that he chose as the easiest ones. He then will sit next to you, grab a book from the pile and start helping you read the title and summary of it so you can decide if you are interested on it.
Flower crowns
- He doesn't know how to do a Flower crown but he's open to a sweet teacher that could help him out and teach him. wink wink
- As a child, he always saw little girls wearing the prettiest daisy crowns and he always felt so sad that that was forbidden for him. So when you told him that he could freely wear them and appeared with the most beautiful flower crown on your hands just to set it on his sea of golden locks... You didn't seem aware of the fact that you had just cured his inner child as he hugged you tightly.
- He didnt take it off in the entire day and he felt at he verge of tears everytime that someone of the crew complemented his beautiful ornament.
- Stede loves saving little, special things as reminders of adventures, love, friendship... And your flower crown is no different. He will keep it safe in his room, always at sight.
- Now everytime you arrive land he will bring a basket with him and collect all the pretty flowers he can find, so you can make him a new crown. He will also keep some for himself so he can try returning the gesture and make one for you, too.
Imagine being assaulted by a couple of pirates that wear matching flowery crowns. Terrific!
Flower bouquets
- He'll probably understand the meaning that each flower carries so be careful not to give him some "rude flower" —This cute overthinker will spend the whole day thinking about why did you give him that flower—.
- If you are interested in knowing more about flowers and their meanings for the bourgeoisie he'll gladly sit with you as he shows you different drawings of flowers from his book while he reads outloud and explains everyone to you.
- Stede is a sweetheart and will always have prepared different vases for your flowers, even if it's just one. He hates to see them die.
- He will also gift you bouquets! And if you don't understand their meanings he will explain every flower to you with bright eyes, as he is confessing his deep love to you through colorful flowers.
- But don't get me wrong, it doesn't have to be so intricate always. If you like some kind of flower he will also buy a bunch of them to you and place them in his finest vase with no problem!
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https://smhalltheurlsaretaken.tumblr.com/post/664010820609572864/do-you-think-the-jedi-had-any-flaws-that-you-think
this is such a boring and frustrating take, and it sucks that you and the rest of the clique of jedi stan blogs are so hostile to anyone who loves the jedi but is also willing to critisize them.
Okay. I'm done throwing away a lifetime's worth of boxes and moldy food and paper clips and old magazines and I'm just tired enough to feel like being salty.
Look here. This post?
See the "do you think" part? The part that announces that post is about what *I* think? Why would you feel the need to tell me that you, a perfect stranger to me and an anon on top of that, personally find my opinion boring and frustrating? I don't know why you think that. I don't know (though I can guess) what you find boring and frustrating. I can't have a conversation with you because you're anonymous and you're not interested in engaging in any sort of debate - if you were, you'd be refuting some of my points with you're own arguments. Your response would still be unprompted, but it'd be a lot less annoying.
That post also states again and again that I don't think the Jedi are perfect. Nowhere does it say I think they're above criticism - I even say the exact opposite. I'm guessing you're taking issue with me saying I wouldn't change anything about the Order. If that's the case, grow a thicker skin.
Finally, I absolutely take issue with you calling me hostile, because nothing about that post was remotely about other people's opinions, much less policing them. It was a post about what I think, on my blog, which is for me. I don't send contentious asks, I don't reblog posts I disagree with, I very rarely comment on those either, I try to not tag my vague salty posts so they don't show up unprompted on people's dash, I do tag my longer takes appropriately so people can filter them out and I don't do call outs. How is my salt (and the post you linked WASN'T EVEN SALTY qsghtrertgh) hostile?
Like, come on! That post you're annoying me about? Had this in the links:
I’ve been thinking a bit - a lot, for like a year - about all the headcanons around Jedi’s biological people, and there are really only two possible cases that seem to get explored: the pure of heart, flawed but loving, desperate parents who ‘had’ to give up their precious child to the Jedi and didn’t feel they had a choice (most commonly seen from the more Jedi critical parts of the fandom, but not always), and the horribly abusive no good parents at all who gladly dumped their baby onto the Order (which appears to be the way of some Jedi fans to ‘justify’ the adoption into the Order as legitimate, which really shouldn’t be the point because adoptions are just as legitimate without abuse factoring in).
What’s kinda sad is how little we’re willing to explore all the possibilities, maybe because we don’t want to be perceived as on the wrong side of the fandom by our own pals. We all deal with just so much bad faith discourse that we smooth out any sort of human drama and nuance to try and have clear cut narratives that are so black and white that they must prevent bad faith interpretations. Jedi have to be perfect pure angels that have never done anything wrong to be recognized as good, because we’re afraid that if we write them in an interesting way people will jump on the opportunity to accuse them of all sorts of stuff.
Well, I’m tired of vanilla fics and good guys vs bad guys when dealing with purely human everyday stuff. Bad guys are for the galactic battles, the epic clash of eternal forces. When dealing with how Jedi younglings come to the Order, we can have plenty of amazing, heart-wrenching drama and warm, happy moments where all sorts of good and regular people have different goals and meet and clash without anyone being at ‘fault’ or being to blame for it. I want to see (*sigh* to write) complex, difficult situations that can’t be perfectly resolved but where people do try and everyone feels like a *person*.
So yeah. I guess you were taking out a larger frustration on me, which is understandable but also very unwelcome
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((In reference to this post))
The cutscene mentioned is one where Amy hugs a confused Shadow while she says, “I thought I’d never see you again! I’m so glad you made it!” It’s their classic, infamous first meeting from Sonic Adventure 2. I’m sure the vast majority of shadamy fans have seen it plenty of times, but if you want a refresher, it’s the first one in this compilation. She only hugged him because she mistook him for Sonic, but it’s still an adorable first encounter, especially if you read it as a “how I met your mother” scenario like I do.
I think the issue with Sonic Heroes--and why they didn’t show Team Rose meeting Team Dark--is that it likely would have played out in much the same way: she’d hug Shadow out of relief upon finding him alive and say the same thing, no mistaken identity required, but he had amnesia at the time, so he’d just respond with confusion like the first time. It would be adorable but redundant. Still a shame they didn’t get to interact in that game, though.
The headcanon I linked above is quick and still worth reading if you ask me. I also have a more recent headcanon that explains why that meeting left a good impression on Amy in SA2 and how it led to her trusting him at the end of the game despite not knowing him well. I think there’s a lot more to that meeting than meets the eye. It’s not just a silly scene, it’s the first humanizing moment for him and sets the stage for their fateful encounter later on.
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After Hours 08
Can we agree that windows updates are really annoying?
Really frustrating when you’re looking forward to unwind after work, only to greeted by my laptop lagging and finding out that window’s been downloading/installing some new updates that I have no fecking idea what they are.
Worst part is, when it’s finally done and just needed to restart and when you do so, you’re greeted by either:
The updates not installed properly and have to wait for it to finish updating again or, even more fecking updates.
So I’ve been thinking about some way to return Afton in the story, given the amount of times that guy(human) gets revived/resurrected in the main franchise, and he(mouse) barely have any screen time in the story.
You’d think the guy who’s responsible for the mess our friends are in, would have more role in the story.
A bit of lore dump and you could consider it a bit spoilerish.
My headcanon is that one of his many research delve on gaining immortality.
While the idea of making remnant did came across his mind, he shelved the idea due to being that there’s little to none to extract and not worth the trouble. No, he didn’t kill anyone, at least not by his own hands; just plenty of unauthorized entries into the morgue.
My explanation is that as anthromorphic animals, their survival instincts are heavily embedded in their genes unlike humans. And for all the “We’re top of the food chain” or “humanity fuck yeah!”, our survival instincts are pretty much shit; hence why our determination to live hits into overdrive.
At least that’s how I see it.
The other method he tried was to upload his consciousness into a machine.
One of his tests was copying his personality in a helper robot, while he did succeed, he still deemed it a failure since it didn’t copied everything or they clashed with his personality.
Said one of his test, is the one Beanie is talking too. The helpful one.
Given her experience with his “works”, can’t blame her.
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