Hello, yes, the Gotham Knights cutscene where Jason was trying out his new “rubber bullets” on dummies and Tim stepped right into the line of fire and dared Jason to shoot if he really thought the bullets were soft enough to be non-lethal and Jason recoiled in horror?
All the different Timber through the multiple universes 🤭 Tim is so silly and so stupidly in love with Bernard in all of them and I love that for him 👏
A friend gifted me Gotham Knights on Steam after I expressed a vague interest in it. I believe my exact words were, "The color of the cover art is very cyberpunk bisexual, and I love that for them."
A lot of key smashing ensued, followed by, "No, wait, you have to play it, you have to. Don't ask why. You'll know when you see it."
After spending a substantial few hours with my new dopamine generator, zipping around Gotham as various different heroes, grappling my way across the skyline, and driving my motorbike into walls (sorry, random Gothamites.) I got to the part of the story where Dick Grayson is seen drinking from a bisexual-themed Bludhaven mug (WE WANTS IT, PRECIOUS, WE NEEDS IT), followed by Babs posting a gossip article in the literal batfam group chat (I have no idea when she actually sent it, I keep forgetting to check the chat lmao) where Dick fully leans into being Bruce's son by being the biggest, sluttiest fuckboy imaginable when the male interviewer asks Dick if he has a "type" then describes the way Dick drops his voice to an "intimate purr, his gaze for me and me alone" followed by the most bisexual response ever which can be summarized as "People are gorgeous. All of them. Why restrict myself to an archetype when the world is full of beauty?"
And can I just say, as a slutty, slutty bisexual *chef kiss* love that for him. That and all the nude photoshoot offers he seems to be getting lmao.
Combine that with the interactions where Tim talks to the batfam about his boyfriend, asking for relationship advice (Babs telling Tim she's hopeless with guys, so to ask Dick instead), Dick suggesting Robin and Nightwing should go to Gotham Pride in costume so people know the batman are firmly in camp LGBTQ+ (followed up by an email between Babs and Jayson where they talk about wanting to go to Pride to support Tim so he'll know they're proud of him), the rainbow flags in the living room, and the trans, bi, pan and I think non-binary flag (need to check, might be demisexual) bike color options, I can honestly say I'm having a lot of fun careering round Gotham like the most terrifyingly competent, backflipping, Solo Pride Parade that's ever swung out of the skyline to dropkick a cop into oncoming traffic.
Just rewatched the scene in Gotham Knights where Dick tries to have a heart-to-heart with Jason on a rooftop and Jason, true to character, shoves him lightly because he doesn’t do emotions, thank you.
And Dick, the dramatic queen, pretends to fall off the roof.
Honestly honey, you out of everyone should know not to scare people with that 😭😂
#SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT GOTHAM KNIGHTS
#BUT THIS WAS HILARIOUS
#DICK FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE A BAT BEHIND BRUCE’S HEAD
#DRAMATICALLY POSING AND GROWLING ‘I’M BATMAN’
#WHILE HIS OTHER AWFUL AWFUL CHILDREN GATHER ROUND TO ROAST HIM
#TIM’S VOICE AS HE READS OUT ‘IN THE EVENT OF MY DEATH AT THE HANDS OF... CRAZYQUILT??’
#AND CRYING ‘YOU PROMISED WE’D HAVE DINNER TOGETHER AS A FAMILYYYYYY’
#AWFUL AWFUL CHILDREN ALLOF THEM
Oh god. So I haven't been playing as Tim that much in Gotham Knights (his traversal abilities are annoying), and uh, I just changed to his character for the first time in, like, 30 in-game days, and Jesus Christ, his emails. His emails. That kid is signed up to every podcast, every news feed, every gossip rag from here to Metropolis.
No wonder he's always sitting in the corner on his phone, shotgunning energy drinks. He's sifting through all the shit he's signed up to.
Also, he's orchestrating a road trip to Point Pleasant with Conner Kent to try and catch Mothman. I... Y'know what. It's a world with aliens, magic, and zombie owls coming out of the walls. You do you, little Robin. You do you.
JENSEN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BATMAN ON GK AN COULD'T BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY MAKING THE WINCHESTERS AND MISHA WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY CAS ON THE WINCHESTERS BUT HE WAS BUSY PLAYING HARVEY DENT ON GOTHAM KNIGHTS!!!!! THEY ARE BOUND BY SOME UNIVERSAL FORCE, THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO FIND EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE, REAL OR IMAGINARY I AM GOING TO THROW UP ACTUALLY