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jams-sims · 11 months
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Listen there so much depth to Philza character when it comes to relationships. That it bleeds over into the family dynamic that the Skull and Flowers family has going on. Im so normal about them yall can fill my inbox with questions about it but-
Theres a theme of being left behind or left alone for a long time that connect Skulls and Flower family. This leads into how Forever does not grasp the familiar nature of Philza. Plus I find it so interesting that Forever has pursued Philza even though Philza has Missa. Before I go into the theme of being alone and how that reflects in the relationships Philza has I wanted to touch on something else.
Firstly I noticed that in Philzas relationship he is not as grandiose in his show of affection. He dyes his backpack black and puts a skull on it for Missa. But never voices that he may miss him, he simply takes it day by day. He does the same for Wilbur, Tallulah and Chayanne. He takes endless photos of the kids and puts them in photos books. Philza way of loving and showing he cares is one that is super gentle and very light. This is also why inherently Forever and Philzs would never work. Forever is someone who is loud about his loves and wants. It ultimately puts Philza off, and would cause problems down the line to which Forever would question if Philza even liked him at all. Coupled with the whole Philza look like his ex problem.
Forever fundamentally does not understand Philza nor who he is.
I realized this when Tallulah asked Philza "why does everyone I care about disappear?" which is a horrible question to ask the man who is always left alone. Philza comes from worlds of God and Goddess that he never gets to see. In the sea of endless life it solely himself and the crows. (His 5 yeah world.)
When he traveled with the Blood God. That was truly a time when he was not alone, fighting and warring taking over a whole continent. But when they became part of the Arctic empire or more like when they moved out to the Artic to be far away from government. Philza again was left alone in the cold snowy mountains in silence. Only on the whim that Techno would wake up from hibernations. Then one day Philza was left alone for good and he left those snowy mountains back to the world of Gods.
Then he enters qsmp, he paired off and he has Missa and He has another child. An his Son had a kid and this is the most Philza world had been filled with people. But it doesn't take long for that to fall away. Missa leaves with no confirmation on when he'll be back.
He marries the Goddess of Death and he never gets to see her but she is with him always.
His first Son appears but soon leaves for his band leaving Philza with his daughter. Wilbur is gone for so long. That it now seems as though Tallulah is Philza kid. An now Philza has a daughter and 2 sons. I don't even think Forever knows that Wilbur is Philza kid.
Philza is fundamentally a man left alone for so long that the loneliness and and silence is something he is so deeply connected with an understands. That it would break the spirit of any other person. That he is always waiting and will always wait forever.
Forever comes in with this light hearted air and it's refreshing. But the callous skin that has grown over Philza is so tough that Forever could not even make a dent. Because Philza devotions to the people he waits for is a endless. He waits for Goddess of Death, He waits for his son (wilbur), He waits for Missa. Forever says he loves him but he does not know him. An Philza does not wait for people for them not to see him. An I think that is what we were getting from Philza during the wedding. Your proposing to a man that you do not know the of life not the blood, sweat and tears.
But the waiting and loneliness doesn't just end with Philza. It is like baked into family core. Wilbur is alone and waited for his father when ever Philza disappeared. Chayanne wait for Missa to come home. Tallulah is becoming more like Philza in the way people leave her. But it's that type of trait that i don't think Forever could honestly deal with it. That could lead to a great resentment from a place of obsession. I should note that I don't think philza feels that loneliness anymore. I think those are so deeply rooted in him. That it's normal to be alone that he probably feels peace being alone. But I'm sure he was like Tallulah before but with no one to comfort him.
But that is the family Forever is trying to be apart of that he does not see it. He does not see beyond the looks. Even if there are an inkling of truth behind those words he says.
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ravenmoon27 · 4 months
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Minecraft Tips for Detailing
I am at all no expert, but here is some advice that I have picked up on when building.
-Buttons, signs, trapdoors, fences. Just detailing an exterior with some of these blocks can provide so much more depth omg. These can remove any flat walls.
-Gradients. I love a gradient. I honestly recommend practicing building gradients or searching up some gradient inspo.
-Leaves. I LOVE LEAVES OMG. If you take one look at any of my builds you will see leaves. I also, recommend vines and glow berries- & any plants and flowers on that matter. It brings so much more life to a build, but don't rely on it.
-Mods. Add some mods that add variated block textures (eg. flowers, bookshelves, cobblestone, etc), it can provide so much more texture on a build that deffo makes a difference. (Plus for all you bedrock players out there, it's a texture pack so doesn't disable achievements :D)
-Roof shapes. Please, I know the default roof shape is a pyramid, but spend a bit of time experimenting with different roof shapes. It will really improve a build, because let's face it- pyramid roofs suck.
-Interiors. Just spending a bit of time to fill up the interior of a build can really, really help to add a bit of atmosphere. And I don't just mean a room full of furnaces, as much as that is handy. Add shelves, book shelves, plants. Put furnaces and other work benches at different heights and on shelves to variate the rooms- it honestly really helps and is something I am really glad I have learnt to do.
-Don't over detail. Now, this may seem like a contradicting statement seeing as I am giving advice on how to detail however you need to find a balance. Different build types need different levels of detail and in different places, for example a castle should have more detail in the centre of the structure to draw your eyes to the centre piece. Also, too much detailing can look too cluttered, overwhelming and even messy- just try testing different details to see what works best for you and your style.
-Backstory. Adding a backstory or a theme to your base or builds can really help it come to life. Having a reason for every little detail in a build can really help to motivate and inspire further detailing and can really help with the atmosphere or a build.
I hope these tips can help people XD I know I have definitely forgotten things but these were the main ones I could think of! :D
If anyone else has any other detailing tips, please let me know! I am always wanting to improve my building :)
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cee-grice · 4 months
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Heyy Cee happy New Years' Eve!! 🥳
To end off the year, what are the top five influences for your book and how have they shaped you as a person? 🤩
happy New Year's Eve to you too, Tate<33
omg....ok I'm gonna expose myself for you all now so play nice pls thank u
the biggest influence for this story would have to be D&D. I had really gotten into playing it last summer, which was when I started thinking about this story, so you can really feel the influence in some parts haha (especially the magic system lol...). this whole story began with me creating an encounter featuring Endra, actually (with a stat block and everything lol), and I got so obsessed with the idea that I. made a whole story about it LOL. I would say D&D has... introduced me to a bunch of cool people, and everyone you meet, I think, shapes you a little as a person, so there's that haha. but also it made me think more about expansive worldbuilding, and thus appreciate it more as well. IDK I feel like it just made me love fantasy in general all the more:D
the second influence would have to beeee minecraft/dreamSMP. both, really, in their own ways. minecraft more on the lore aspect and magic system, weirdly enough??, and dsmp in the, hm, complexity of character relationships, I'd say? nothing specific, but more so the vibe. and my story is all about complex character relationships, so!! I also wrote quite a few fanfics for it, and that really helped with my confidence in writing, I'd say. I hadn't before had such a supportive audience, and they're very much to blame for my decision to actually take this Seriously haha. by that alone I'd say this shaped me most as a person/writer :v
thennn third influence, my jobs?? it just so happened that I was surrounded by pathology when I began this story, and I just sort of? gravitated to it as a central story point?? kinda wild, now that I think about it lmao. but yeah, idk, I feel like this job that I have made me mature a little more x)
ahmm fourth influence, maybe arcane? more of a subconscious one, though, as only when a friend pointed out some similarities did I go 'oh yeahhh' lmao. I did very much enjoy arcane, and although I watched it a good while before I'd started this story, some stuff must have stuck with me subconsciously haha
as for the fifth one...also more of a subconscious one, but Mo Dao Zu Shi. starting a story with necromancy is just an S tier story hook, in my opinion, so I did kinda yoink the idea from here haha, although, again, I hadn't done so intentionally lol. I also really liked the dual timelines and definitely wanted to write something with such a structure. this story sort of introduced me to modern Chinese fantasy, and I really gotta read more of it ahhhh, but yeah, always nice to broaden your literary horizons:D
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ever-ive-been · 1 year
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I GOT A MINECRAFT BOOK AND IT PRETTY :D
im in crippling debt now tho but like did you know grass has a hardness of 0.6 while dirt has a hardness of 0.5 and when grass spreads on your dirt while you did it kinda feels like it takes longer to dig? BECUSE IT DOES LIKE OMG!
and i picture's in the book are so pretty too! like just EEEEEEEEE i love it im gonna memorize a bunch of useless info about blocks because of it and i can't wait just just know that the blast resistance of bedrock is actually 3.6m off the top of my head but forget the name of the person right next to me
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hangezoeenthusiast · 3 years
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God(hcs)
c!multiple x god!reader
notes: the reader will be the god of death to make it a little bit more spicy :). c!punz’s pronouns are he/they, i’m not sure about the others, but i know theirs. also why does ranboo take away my gender? /j
word count: 1,672
warnings: arson, violence, cursing, yelling, mention of death, voices in technos part, spoilers for wilbur if you haven’t watch tommy’s lore stream, revival for wilbur, making a religion, time travel, egg, prison, stealing, anarchy, playful name calling
Sapnap
so obviously y’all would be a great match :)
you have creative mode, so when sap would ask you to give him a lighter and tnt, you would GLADLY give it
also, can we talk about him being a nether hybrid
fire squared
like fires left and right, hide your mom and your children in your house lol /j
but besides the whole arson thing, you favor him above anyone else on the server
like if he asks for diamond blocks, well here’s a whole inventory of it, also, here’s some ancient debris and some netherite
if someone asked, you would probably grant them with poison and curses, just because you can’t be “unloyal” to snapchat 
wouldn’t be lonely anymore
Dreamwastaken
this duo is less chaotic, but chaotic enough where people avoid you
he still asks you for stuff, but most of the time, you don’t give him it because he annoys you too much about giving stuff
“hey y/n/n, can i pretty please get some emerald blocks.”
“nope bitch, get it yourself.”
but sometimes, you grant him some op shit, when it’s your good day
“because i’m being nice, here’s some diamond, now, don’t ask me again you little piss baby.”
“shut your trap y/n.”
“or what homeless teletubby, what are you going to do to a god like me?”
“you hang out with technoblade to much.”
Georgenotfound
maybe the least chaotic duo
you guys keep on relaxing and relaxing until the point where you don’t do anything
he barely asks you for anything, but only when it’s really really important, like a house or build
especially when he was building his little cottagecore house, he needed your godly presence to help
“y/n, what should the roof be made of?”
“i suggest brick, it makes it more aestheticy if that makes any sense.”
also barely any drama or tea with you guys
never arguing and never betraying each other is a must
Tubbo
also another least chaotic duo
literally help him with his bee farm, he will (platonically) love you forever
gotta be close to ranboo, that’s the rule
gives him SO much stuff, he’s a precious boi 🙄
also gotta be close to tommy, but not as much unfortunately
you help him pick out things for builds, like what material clashes with another, etc
“do you think that the wool and the netherite blocks look good together y/n?”
“nah, what i suggest is the wool with the gold, it looks perfect.”
sometiems, gotta put him in check because he gets a little ego built up
you definitely yank his horn a little too hard because of your IMMENSE STRENGTH
“OW, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT Y/N.”
“calm down sunny, you were just getting a bit over your head a little.”
Tommyinnit
chaotic duo like sapnap
snaps at anyone who annoys you and vice versa
you give him EVERYTHING, obviously except op and creative
he tries to persuade you to do something, but dreamxd wouldn’t allow it, since he is the main boss
“come on y/n, give me op.”
“no tommy, xd will kick my ass.”
“pweaseee.”
“no.”
you would DEFINITELY help him with the Big Innit Hotel, making the whole layout and color palette.
both of you have an intense hatred for ranboo, since he “stole” tubbo away from tommy
Ranboo
least involved in everything
just stay in the tundra and drink some tea, and you’re good for all of your life
helps him get netherite all the time so your boii can get the good stuff 😬
when he mines to get diamonds, he literally prays to you
“y/n, if you’re listening, please give me a 6 vein, i desperately need it for my collection of diamond blocks.”
and THERE IT IS
more than a 6 vein actually, a 12 vein
guess he needs to pray to you more
daily tea sessions, to talk about the good stuff, and NO, and i repeat NO skipping
threatening to flick water on him check ✅
Wilbur Soot
literally you spoil him
not to be angsty, but when he died and lost his last canon life, you revived him instead of Dream
now he’s practically at your knees
like he’s thinks that he owes you, but actually that’s the opposite
he was revived because you were lonely, and wanted your best friend back :(
prays to you when he goes to bed
“hey y/n, hope you’re having a great day, (platonically) love you.”
“love you too mortal.”
sometimes, to be at the peak of godness, you shower upon wilbur as gold to symbolize blessings, like zeus did before
“omg y/n, what are you doing?”
“i’m trying to bless you, shut up bitch.”
just saying, he would make a religion about you :/
Karl Jacobs
omg don’t get me started on this
first, you wouldn’t codone him going back in time
he would definitely forget your name a lot, so that’s why you hated it
“hey karl, how are you doing?”
“i’m sorry, but do i know you?”
ANGST IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
you were definitely the one to push him towards sapnap and quackity
this is also another spoiled boi
give him the entire world while you’re at it pwease
he wants a few diamonds, nope, give him a chest full of them
Quackity
why are there so much chaotic duos in here?
literally chaos times infinity
energy to the max
literally, did you take an energy drink
grants him every wish he can randomly think off
“can i get a bucket with lava and a fish in it?”
“weird choice, but ok man.”
gotta be close to sap and karl or he isn’t your friend anymore /j
helps with las nevadas a lot, and definitely tries to rig the machines so you get money
“hey big q, i got 10,000 dollars.”
“that’s impossible... y/n, did you cheat?”
“nooo 😊”
help him preen his wings, and he goes “I LOVE YOU, MWAH MWAH.” obviously in his mind 🙄
Awesamdude
definitely helps him maintain the prison
you both love setting up red stone contraptions and pistons and all that giz
“hey sam, do you know where the redstone torches are?”
“yeah, there behind the pistons in the back.”
also you helped build the prison, since he could do that by himself
“are you sure that lava wall will work y/n, your calculations seem inaccurate.”
“i’m sure sam, this will add some more security to this goddamn server.”
nerd squared lol
BadBoyHalo
wouldn’t condone the egg
you warned him multiple times to get away from its grasp, but most of the times he’ll decline
“i won’t y/n, the egg is the future.”
he still, even after all the advancements, even after everything, he tries to ask you to join the eggpire
“come on y/n, you’ll like being with us.”
“i don’t wanna be on a stupid egg side, like let me crack the egg, i wanna eat it and turn it into a omelette.”
he doesn’t like that joke :(
but before he discovered the egg, both of you were joint at the hip
sight seeing was a must
languages being thrown around everywhere, since you were the little language muffin
Punz
steals stuff from everyone
hide your stuff, because the punzo-y/n team is unstoppable
definitely they can be really stubborn and indecisive
like one day, he will be like, “i need gold blocks.” and the next, “nevermind, i need netherite actually.”
like hon, stop switching
also anarchy buddies
burning down forests and buildings are your guys’s specialty
when you give him gold when they doesn’t ask, his heart goes brrr and his brain goes, “pog pog, they’re so cool, lets hug them.”
Technoblade
now this is the most deadly duo in the entire Dream Smp
better not piss you guys off 😐
he’s the Blood God, and you’re the God/Goddess/God being of Death
so if some occasion where you need to battle someone, like Techno’s enemies, *clears throat and murmurs Quackity*, you will obviously back your boy up :)
help him with enchanting and potions and he’s set for life
also you got have to be close to the great Philza Minecraft since him and Techno are buddy buddy
anarchy squared
helps with the voices since you have some of your own
“so what you’re saying is that i need to pay attention to them?”
“yeah, when i first learned that the voices were in my head, i tried to ignore them, but that sucked. so what i did was try to distract myself with various tasks, and that sucked.”
“so what do i do, you’re saying that i should listen to them, but how do i do that when they literally shout at me.”
“just embrace it, obviously when they do their little chant of blood for the blood god, you have to ignore them.”
“you suck at advice.”
Philza Minecraft
so since both of you resemble death, him being the Angel of Death and you being the God/Goddess/God being of Death, y’all are fucking best friends, platonic soulmates if you will
death squared
watch out, because if you piss them off, prepare to d-
gotta be close to Ranboo and Techno, and obviously others who he platonically likes
he doesn’t need to ask you for stuff, he’s the fricking Angel of Death, but he will ask you to preen his wings :D
“ow, not there y/n.”
“oh shut up grandpa, let me do it.”
“I’M NOT OLD DUMBASS.”
Dream XD
two gods at once, damn there is so much chaos
left and right, you guys are noticed by everyone, like purrrr
y’all would be in some fancy shit, to show your power
you would get jealous of him hanging out with george
“why are you jealous y/n?”
“you’re hanging out with george to much, hang out with me please :(.”
gifts are a must, even though both of you have access to creative
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Part Four. "You hosted me?? In MINECRAFT??"
warnings: swearing but that’s it (i think)! just karl being a goof and dream being a little shit but whats new word count: 3k (not ncluding pictures)
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Y/n  sat to Karl's left, out of the camera's view as he scrolled through Twitter on his PC.
"Um... oh, how did you guys meet?" Karl read before looking offscreen at Y/n. "Uh... school?"
"What? I was going to make up a funny story but I'm appalled by the seriousness in your voice! Is that really how you think we met?"
The embarrassment on his face answered her question. "Karl! I'm two years younger than you, how would we meet have met at school?"
"I don't know!" he said back defensively, raising his shoulders. "Clubs?"
"Like I was in any of the nerd clubs you were in."
"Well, then, how did we meet?"
Y/n sighed with a laugh. "Our moms–"
"Oh, wait wait, I remember!" he cut her off, excitedly looking towards Y/n. "Our moms are friends and they forced us to hang out." He smiled proudly and looked back to his screen as he continued scrolling for good questions. "If I'm honest, I only still hang out with you because my mom makes me."
Y/n smacked Karl's arm and he laughed but pretended to be hurt. "WHAT THE HONK, BUGSY?!"
"I can't stand you. I barely hit you, nimrod."
Karl giggled and read another one. "How tall is Bugsy? Two feet, four inches."
"No, I'm 7'6," Y/n lied easily and Karl laughed.
"How tall are you actually?"
'I think 5'10 or something? Maybe 5'11. I'm not 6' but I'm taller than you for sure, I know that much–"
"Okay, you are not taller than me. Just to be clear. Chat, Bugsy is not taller than me."
"Yes, I am. Wanna test it?"
"No," he replied quietly in defeat.
"Because you know I'm right," Y/n laughed as her eyes flicked over to read chat. They were spamming their surprise, expecting her to be short. "Yeah, no, chat, I'm tall. I'm taller than Karl."
"Only because your shoes make you tall! Doc Martens are tall and that's pretty much all you wear!"
"You're shorter than me when I'm barefoot!"
"That's literally false. Like completely."
"Just accept it, shorty."
"I'll accept that you're taller than George and Sapnap, but not me. I'm barely taller than you but I'm still taller."
"Whateverrrr. I'll move on to protect your dignity."
Karl ignored her and laughed, pointing to a message from Dream in Karl's chat.
"Dream said I have short girl energy," Y/n read.
"You kinda do."
"What does that even mean?"
"You're shy around new people and you act all sweet."
"So tall girls can't be shy and sweet? Or shy and sweet girls can't be tall?"
"Stop twisting my words," Karl groaned.
"Also, wait, what do you mean I act sweet? Am I not?"
"No, you are. But I mean you also aren't when you don't want to be. Upset Bugsy is scary Bugsy."
Y/n frowned, not recalling a time she's ever been angry or upset at Karl but she let him move on. He pointed to another tweet as he looked at Y/n, giving her an 'I told you so' look. She read it before shaking her head at him.
"Don't read that one."
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"Pleeease, can I answer?"
"No!" she whisper-shouted. I don't want to be shipped with him for asking or you for answering, she mouthed so Karl's chat couldn't put together clues.
"Are you assuming I'll answer positively?" he teased, earning him a hard smack on the arm.
Y/n couldn't help but notice every time she put her hands in the frame, which was usually to hit Karl, half of the chat turned into simps requesting a hand pic because they could see her bracelets and nail polish and now that they knew she was tall they wanted to see how big her hands were. They really wanted every crumb of content they could have regarding her looks. She caught one that said something pretty kinky about her hands which she tried to scrub from her mind immediately.
"Fine," Karl sighed at her request to not read Dream's tweet out loud, instead reading another. "Bestie sleepover? Yes! Bestie sleepover! Bugsy and I are gonna cuddle all night--"
"No, we aren't. I'm sleeping on a completely different bed. Or couch. Nowhere near you."
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME?"
"Karl! Stop trying to get me to cuddle with you!" Y/n laughed as she pushed away his arms, which were trying to give her a hug. "You're a freaking heater and I don't like touching people!"
"That's my worst nightmare in a friend, how did I end up with you?"
"No idea. Deal with it. It's still a bestie sleepover even if we don't cuddle."
Karl giggled and looked back at his stream. "Oh, by the way, in case anyone ever wanted to know or was Dreaming about it, Bugsy is very cute. Just thought I'd mention it in case anyone was wondering or if anyone tweeted specifically asking..."
Y/n smacked his arm again as she yelled, "Karl!"
He grabbed his arm in dramatic pain as if it had been cut off. "Ow! Ow! Bugsy hit me!" he cried as he fell to the floor. "Oh my gosh. Someone call a doctor!"
"I cannot stand you," Y/n  informed as she stared down at him. She glanced at chat, who were all joking about how bad his condition was, saying things like they might have to amputate his arm. "Chat, don't encourage him. Oh, Karl I know what we can do!"
"As long as I don't need two arms for it..." his voice still laced with fake pain.
"Karl Jacobs."
"What is it?"
"Give me a tour of Dream's SMP. Dream whitelisted me yesterday."
"Oh, yeah! What could have possibly made you think of him?" he teased as he got back in his chair.
Y/n glared at him and he cowered slightly.
"Minecraft, yes. There's a PC in the other room you can play on. Do you need help setting it up?"
"No, I've streamed once or twice," Y/n teased as she stood up.
"I'm just trying to be a good host! Gosh!"
"Wait, I have to cross over to leave the room."
"Just do it? What's the issue? Literally no problem, just walk?" he joked before zooming in his camera on his face so it took up the whole screen. Y/n laughed as she went across the room, chat now forced to look at disturbingly close footage of Karl staring directly into the camera with his eyes crossed.
Y/n called Karl on Discord after logging in. "Hi, Karl and Karl's stream."
"Are you on yet?"
"I'm logging in to my Minecraft account right now."
"Okay, join a vc on the smp discord so others can talk to us if we run into anyone. I'll be over in a minute, just give me a bit to read some donations." They both muted, leaving Y/n to herself.
She typed in the IP address to the server and joined a random voice channel that no one was in. She spawned and looked around, confused by the cobblestone wall around her. Her phone lit up so she occupied herself with the texts from Naomi.
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A green figure caught her eye on the screen and she looked up. In the distance was Dream's infamous green Minecraft skin punching the air as he faced her. He ran towards her and stopped in front of her. She set her phone down and slid it away, crouching as his character did the same.
Dream whispers to you: are you streaming you whisper to Dream: no but Karl is and he's about to get on to tour me Dream whispers to you: hmmm okay here
He uncrouched and dropped a few diamond blocks before punching the air again and running away.
Dream whispers to you: shh don’t tell anyone you whisper to Dream: omg :D ty <3 you whisper to Dream: first twitch donos now mc donos you whisper to Dream: rich man over here giving out money and diamonds to everyone like it's candy Dream whispers to you: no, only to you Dream whispers to you: a little gift before our date ;) Dream whispers to you: oh and this
He came back and paused in front of Y/n before dropping a red poppy and sprinting away again. She acted cool despite the huge smile on her face.
you whisper to Dream: charming you whisper to Dream: you give me a flower and dart away before I can properly thank you Dream whispers to you: oh yeah? how would you have thanked me?
Y/n smiled, her cheeks flaming up as a dirty thought entered her mind. Stop, he's not flirting, she told herself. It’s literally a block game and he’s not flirting.
you whisper to Dream: guess we'll never know ;) KarlJacobs joined the game
"I'm back," Karl's voice filled her headset as he joined her voice channel, snapping her out of her thoughts. "Where are you?"
Y/n looked away from the chat in Minecraft and turned around in the game. "Still at spawn. Some forest and cobblestone walls."
"Go left and I'll meet you halfway."
As she ran, the Minecraft chat reappeared with new messages for everyone to see.
<Dream> hey Karl <KarlJacobs> hello Dream <Dream> thanks for answering my question on your stream <KarlJacobs> just doing my civil duty as a bugsy dream shipper <KarlJacobs> official petition for the name to be dreamsy <Dream> signed
"Oh my gosh," Y/n muttered, making Karl laugh.
"What?" Karl asked innocently, but his laugh was maniacal. "Oh, I found you. This way! I built everything on the server, by the way. So if anything is impressive, just remember that I did it."
"Karl, that's the biggest lie you've ever told me. I watch the lore videos."
"Well, I did build it all so I don't know what to tell you. Let's go this way first."
Y/n followed as he showed her stuff, including background and unknown facts about things that have happened off stream. After the tour, they messed around the chessboard. At some point, she found a blue cornflower and turned to Karl.
"Do you have an anvil?"
"I don't exactly have one on me at the moment but I think there's one over here. What for?"
She killed some chickens with her fist to gain XP so she could carry out the task in mind. "I need to name this flower I found." She followed him a few blocks away and clicked the anvil and named the flower 'love, bug'. "Okay, thanks."
"Why did you name it?"
"It's a gift for someone."
"Me?" he asked as his character jumped up and down.
"No. My presence is your gift."
"Ouch. You know, honestly, I'm really hurt by that. Like, why would you say that to me? It's just sorta rude."
"Fine, I'll go get you a flower."
"Well, I don't want it if it isn't sincere. Who's that one for?"
"...no one."
"Tell me or I'll keep complaining about not getting a gift."
"I can deal with that."
"Okay, then tell me or I'll make you sleep in my bed and I'll smother you to death with my affection."
"Ah, okay, fine. It's for Dream."
"Wow you really hate me that much!" Karl laughed.
"No, I'm just not touchy like you!" she defended. She always worried she offended Karl since he was so physically affectionate towards his friends but she just wasn't a physical person.
"Oh, speaking of Dream..." he turned and Y/n followed his characters line of sight, having to zoom in to see the green figure perched at the top of a tree.
"He's very menacing."
"He does that."
<Bugsy> come here pls dream <Bugsy> i have a gift :]
Dream ran towards Y/n and stopped in front of her expectedly. She looked at Karl then back at Dream and dropped the gift, backing up after and crouching.
His character picked it up and held it, pausing to read the name. After a moment, he slowly looked up at Y/n's character before jumping and spinning in circles. Y/n hid her smile in her sleeve even though no one could see her.
<Dream> wait lemme see the one I gave you <Bugsy> what D: <Dream> I wanna name it
"What is going on?" Karl giggled.
"Gift exchange. Mind your own business."
"Woah!" Karl gasped dramatically. "Uncalled for."
Dream came back and dropped the renamed flower for her. Y/n picked it up and hovered over it to read the name.
'host, dream'
She gasped and started punching his character. He backed up and ran away but joined the call seconds later.
"Wait! Stop hitting me!" Dream yelled into her headset.
Y/n laughed, trying to contain her smile as she continued to hit the green character. "Dream! Are you kidding? I tried being all cute and you hosted me?? In MINECRAFT??"
"It was a joke! You said something like that to Wilbur on Twitter a while ago, I was just using your humor!" Dream's giggles filled Y/n's headphones and she smiled but quickly dropped it so her voice could sound serious.
"Give it back."
Dream looked at her before letting out a small, "What?"
"Give me back the flower so I can go burn it with the other one."
"Bugsy!"
"What is going on?" Karl asked through a cackle. "Dream, did you hurt Bugsy??"
"Yes, Karl! He hurt my feelings! He gave me a flower and gave it back to name it something mean!"
Dream just laughed so Y/n punched him again.
"Dream! You can't hurt Bugsy!" Karl defended, also punching Dream.
All Y/n could hear was the sound of Dream wheezing, his character running as the two chased him. "Stop! You guys are so– STOP HITTING ME!"
"Fine," Y/n finally said, crouching and facing the ground as she walked into a corner to look like she was pouting. "I'm just not going to go on any Minecraft dates anymore."
"Wait, no," Dream protested in a soft voice, his character stopping to look at her's. "Take that back."
"Heart been broke so many times..."
"You're so stupid."
Karl gasped happily. "You guys have a Minecraft date? Can I help plan it?!"
"We did. In exchange for letting you give me the tour. But I've changed my mind since I've been so betrayed."
"Oh my gosh, you're so..." Dream trailed off but his wide smile could be heard through his voice.
"So what? Finish that sentence, Dream," Y/n dared teasingly.
"So... ANNOYING!"
"DREAM! SAY YOU'RE SORRY!" Karl yelled.
"Okay! I'm sorry! Bug, I'm so sorry. Really. Please let me... let me rename your flower something cute. It'll make you so happy that you'll fall in love with me all over again and–and we can go on our date. Please don't burn our flowers."
"And what if I don't give them to you?"
"I'll just kill you and pick them off your corpse."
"Woooooowwww. Okay, it's like that?"
"Yes, it is like that," he said through a smile. It was so apparent in his voice that he was grinning like a kid on Christmas morning.
<Ranboo> how is the tour going Bugsy was shot by Dream using DEFINITELY NOT PENIS <Ranboo> ah going well I see
Bugsy screamed in her mic as the death screen appeared. "DREAM!"
"You took too long!" He wheezed as Bugsy respawned.
"I don't know where I am!"
"Hold on, I'll avenge you!" Karl declared before he died too.
"You thought you could kill me with your fists? Karl, you're naked and I'm wearing full Netherite."
"You weren't when I started punching you! You pulled that out of thin air!"
<Ranboo> canon
Y/n smiled at Ranboo's comment. She had never talked to him but she knew he and Tubbo were close friends and he seemed really funny. He had already proved he had a dry sense of humor in the 30 minutes she was on the SMP and she loved that. Y/n made a mental note to befriend him before returning to being drama queen to Dream.
"So, Dream, now that you've made me an enemy–"
"WhAT? We are not enemies, Bug. I'm actually naming a flower something really cute as we speak. Enemies don't do that."
"Maybe I'm not your enemy but you sure are mine."
"Oh come on now," he mumbled lowly, running chills down her spine. What the hell was that?? "What do I have to do to make it up to you?"
"You-you murdered me in cold blood. Nothing will make it up."
"So I could get the flower! It was out of love! So I could give you a better present! Does that count for nothing?"
"Hm," she hummed. "We'll see what new name you come up with and then I'll decide."
Karl and Y/n got back to the chessboard and waited for Dream to return with his new flower.
Breaking character and turning towards her best friend, Y/n laughed at Karl. "Sorry for distracting from our BFF shenanigans time."
"This is way more entertaining," Karl assured. "Me and my chat got front row seats to the Dreamsy love saga."
"Shut up," she mumbled as she punched him in-game.
"OW! STOP PUNCHING ME SO MUCH!"
"Okay, okay, I'm back!!" Dream announced and they saw his figure sprinting and jumping towards them. He dropped the flower for Y/n and stepped back, crouching and standing repeatedly.
Y/n picked up the flower and hovered over it to read the name.
"Is it worthy of your forgiveness, Bugsy? Does it pass the vibe check?" Karl asked with a giggle.
Y/n bit her lip as she smiled at her screen.
to the prettiest girl in the world. love, dream <3
It was a joke, obviously. He was just continuing the joke of flirting with her like he does on Twitter just like Sapnap and Karl and George and Quackity do. They all joke about flirting with her and this was another joke.
But it still gave her tummy butterflies.
"Bug?" Dream called softly.
But why would he joke like that when neither of them were streaming? Karl's chat wouldn't see it so there was no one to point in feeding into the joke, unless he meant for Y/n to show Karl? She was overthinking. She needed to play it cool. 
She also needed an enderchest so no one could find it and no one could take it away from her and destroy it but they didn’t need to know she liked it that much.
"Mmm.... it'll do."
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A/N: yeeee hope you guys liked this one! i think this is my favorite so far i just think dream was being too cute and i wanna be best friends with karl so much it hurts. we’re gonna get deeper into the dream relationship soon!! i just needed to indugle in bff karl content real quick!!!
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philza-updates · 2 years
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Philza Minecraft is being sappy in the instagram Q&A! (Part 1)
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There are 5 images.
The first is a photo of what appears to be a little train table with a Q&A askbox and answer overlaid.
The askbox title reads “here we go again Imao for real this time, question time to cure boredom :D” and the question is “what is something you never thought you would achieve?”
Phil’s answer reads “OWNING MY OWN HOUSE. I GENUINELY JUST EXPECTED TO RENT SOMEWHERE BACK WHEN I WORKED RETAIL AND EARNED LIKE NO MONEY. FEEL VERY FORTUNATE AND LUCKY TO HAVE DONE THAT LOL. ALL THANKS TO YOU GUYS :)”.
The second is a photo of a menu with a Q&A askbox and answer overlaid.
The askbox title reads “here we go again Imao for real this time, question time to cure boredom :D” and the question is “if your wife was a minecraft block what would she be? serious answers only”
Phil’s answer reads “AMETHYST. BECAUSE SHE IS SO PRETTY 🤩”.
The third is a photo of a train table hinge with a Q&A askbox and answer overlaid.
The askbox title reads “here we go again Imao for real this time, question time to cure boredom :D” and the question is “What made you start streaming? :D”
Phil’s answer reads “I WANTED TO SHARE COOL MOMENTS WITH FRIENDS AND CHAT :)”.
The fourth is a blurry selfie of Phil in the train with a Q&A askbox and answer overlaid.
The askbox title reads “here we go again Imao for real this time, question time to cure boredom :D” and the question is “spotify wrapped?? 👀 👀”
Phil’s answer reads “I POSTED IT TO MY TWITTER. TWITTER.COM/PH!LZA GO FOLLOW ME FOR SHIT POSTS AND FUNNYS ��”.
The fifth is a photo of a menu on a train table, with a glass and aluminium lid on it with a Q&A askbox and answer overlaid.
The askbox title reads “here we go again Imao for real this time, question time to cure boredom :D” and the question is “Do will and Tommy still act like brothers off camera or is it all a facade *insert rock face*”
Phil’s answer reads “THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SAME, MAYBE EVEN MORE BROTHERS OFF CAMERA”.
The sixth is a selfie of Phil in the train with a Q&A askbox and answer overlaid.
The askbox title reads “here we go again Imao for real this time, question time to cure boredom :D” and the question is “how has your day been?”
Phil’s answer reads “VERY FUN AND TIRING. I WISH WE ALL LIVED LIKE 10 MINITES FROM EACH OTHER IN A “YOUTUBER” STREET OR SOME SHIT HAHA”.
The seventh is a selfie of Phil in the train with a Q&A askbox and answer overlaid.
The askbox title reads “here we go again Imao for real this time, question time to cure boredom :D” and the question is “Philza code you check my DMS I sent you sm important:)<3”
Phil’s answer reads “NOPE THEY ARE ALREADY SCUFFED AF LMAOOOO”.
The eighth is a photo of the train table with a Q&A askbox and answer overlaid.
The askbox title reads “here we go again Imao for real this time, question time to cure boredom :D” and the question is “Any thoughts or suggestions for someone going through a tough time?”
Phil’s answer reads “IT WILL ALWAYS GET BETTER. ALWAYS. MAY NOT BE STRAIGHT AWAY, BUT IT WILL COME. ALSO FOCUSSING ON THE NEGATIVES WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU MORE NEGATIVITY AND FRUSTRATION IN YOUR LIFE. BE POSITIVE, THINK POSITIVE, MANIFEST YOUR HAPPINESS :) YOU ARE POG”.
The ninth is a photo of a medium sized multicoloured dog in a bright red harness. The on-screen caption reads “CUTE DOG BREAK OMG HE JUST SHOWED UP”.
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heartybubs · 3 years
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um maybe you can write a lil seperate headcanons where wilbur and fundy are streaming a game of among us/or minecraft and they ask the reader, who happens to be their long time crush, what qualities they like about them. like i can imagine the reader taking about wilburs love of music or maybe them and fundy have matching strands of blonde hair.
a/n — omg yes!! thanks for your request and i hope you like what i did with it :). if not, i’m sorry. it’s 4am and i’m just d o n e.
Y/N WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT ME?
type — fluff
pronouns — none mentioned
warnings — none
summary — the boys ask their longtime crush what their favourite thing about them is and did not expect such answers
includes — fundy, wilbur
fundy
- him and you are chilling on the dream smp while in a vc
- he helps you building a mushroom pet shack because he found some inspiration for it and thought it would fit your houses vibe
- of course he’d think of you immediately, you’re always on his mind
- you two would probably fool around a bit, insulting each other as a joke when he hits you with
- “you only use me for my incredible building skills, don’t you? i bet you can’t name a single quality about me that you like”
- “oh, you want to fight, fundy?”
- chat is popping off at this point
- first thing you say is how he always makes sure to spend time with you at least once a day, even though you can’t even see each other in real life
- second is how excited he gets when the stuff he builds or codes actually works
- then you mention his light strains and how you thought about dying parts of your hair to match with him
- he interrupts you when you start talking about the fourth thing and he has said your name higher than anyone else ever has
- mans is blushing so so hard and chat is snitching on him
- “fundy, you’re literally my favourite furry ever, okay? will forever be that”
- he has passed.
- no but that actually gave him the courage to tell you about his feelings after stream
wilbur
- you’re playing the first time on the origin mod smp
- you picked the merling as well as niki cause bestie things, am i right
- he’s already melting when he sees your new mermaid skins
- literally brings you ANY material you’ll ask for because you can’t get out of the water
- chat has never called a man simp this often in the history of twitch.
- you two go into a separate vc to go on a trip to the ocean to get coral blocks and underwater plants
- even there he doesn’t stop sneaking up on you
- when you go back and it RAINS he forces you to go take a night walk with him to the flowers
- “y/n, what is your favourite quality about me?”
- “wilbur, i can’t just pick one, y’know?”
- blushes so so so hard at this
- “but maybe your passion for music and how talented you are when it comes to that. your songs always help me a lot”
- that means so much to him
- “maybe how you take care of your friends and show them that you are worried about them. or for example how you make sure that tommy is safe and stuff. i also appreciate how you text me every evening and ask, if i have eaten enough”
- he did NOT expect you to keep talking
- “dude, do you even know how funny-“
- “y/n please stop talking, i’m gonna have a heart attack”
- “wilbur, i’m just talking about how much i appreciate the amazing person you-“
- “chat, i will end the stream now cause twitch will probably ban my account, if i pass away mid-stream and i don’t want that to happen”
- he kept playing a bit with you and couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d said the whole night
- wilbur literally couldn’t sleep cause he got so giddy about it
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sapphire-innit · 3 years
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Ranboo my Beloved please help this Kid please
VOD: TommyInnit Is Actually Depressed in Exile
(rp) Well that title can only mean Good and Wholesome things right??? Everything's going to be fine and dandy RIGHT?????????
.....
yeah ok I'm ready to have my heart torn out again lets fucking do this
he's drowning again :(
"its ok though because its Dream. And hes great. H-hes cool" I have never heard Tommy sound more defeated :'(
[irt the Tubbo statue] Welp this isn't going to go over well
OH WOW THAT SKIN SHIT. he looks real fucked up ohnoooo. His eyes are greyer and hes got Visible Bags under them D: also his hair is messed up too :(
"we didn't do this out of pity" have lost their magic words huh oof
"if Tubbo wanted to be here he could, and he's chosen not to" :( :( :( this WHOLE SPEECH is painful and raw
Tommy is so angry and I wish he was ABLE to direct it at dream but man, I get it. Hard to watch him tear down the Tubbo statue though
.....also side note did BBH and Puffy build this while eggified that's wild lol
:( Fundy and Ranboo came to say hi. So did Philza. ahhhhhh, fucking hell :(
"Its been weeks" canonizing the longer timeline
Ghostbur ... that hits different now ;-; ;-; ;-;
I miss him already fuck
Tommy still not eating.. :(
adsfdfsf the fuckign... girlfriend bit what even is this
RANBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He's so sneaky and clever ahhh he hid the book!! fuck Dream took the last book and then he hid it too well lol
well that got depressing quick ;-;
Tommy really is so communicative he tries so so much I hate that no one seems to listen
"and he never would have gotten [exiled]" Tommy it wasn't your faaaullt
and they're trying too but he doesn't know how much Dream is intimidating them to stay away :(
shit he STILL hasn't eaten. Hes not putting on his armor either :(
I do NOT like the vibes on this "screaming station" .... seems fucked up
"the sun reminds me of a happier time, the sunset reminds me of my bench" THE SUN IS HOPE :(
and hes turning down primes
whoever suggested making a chair a "one person bench" omg adwsfdf
still hasn't e a t e n
lol always time to make fun of bbh and skeppy lol
.... a screaming station in the nether seems like an even worse idea than one over the ocean
Jack Manifold! I hear you fucking hate Tommy later!! and I have no idea why!! IS THIS IT
Fucking hell HOW IS THIS CANON
.........wow this sure is the WORST time Jack could have visited. FUCK
...he was even going to throw him a fire res Fuck
I still can't believe that was canonically Jack's last life what the fuck I can't believe that was the start of the Team Rocket arc
...he DID apologize, fuck fuck fuck
Jack and Tommy really talking past each other, this SUCKS so much like he could not have had WORSE TIMING and I wish it hadn't ended in a fucking, DEATH because I don't think Tommy ever meant to go that far at all, like, fuck man
(I know people are pretty sympathetic to Jack and all, and sure that sucked but also I'M HERE FOR MY BOY TOMMY RIGHT NOW OK)
....half a heart and still not fucking E a t i n g
running around the nether with half a heart. Building out over lava. Mans committed to the bit
................I knew it had bad vibes
FINALLY EATING!! Jesus that ghast lol
"why would he spawn there???" TOMMY THAT'S HOW MINECRAFT WORKS TOMMY adswfsdfsd
"I'm just a fucking tourist hub now" Exiles really done a number on him in a Multitude of ways
I knew that party was gonna do a number on him but man is it hard to see.
....I'm glad Ranboo's efforts have been appreciated a little bit. Its good to have SOMEONE other than Dream that Tommy's not cutting off
GOD the zoom in on the lava. Rough.
Hes tearing down the path too. He's physically and mentally isolating himself, which is ... harshly true to life
"Happy place / Theyre all happy / Its not quiet / Its just happy" Tommy writes the most Devastating Shit. Like first it was the Ranboo mail and now the sign, fuck. Its like any chance he gets to type, it just all comes spilling out, he can't help it
"Have I ever been the villain? ...(small depressed smirk)...probably" :( :( :( this is absolutely Dream's victim blaming working and everyone who dog-piled him about the walls and shit and fucking hell man, no
...the little interaction with Ranboo was a breath of fresh air, my beloved...
Wait what happened to the fake gf???
I do feel like its actually really good that Tommy managed to let ONE person through a little bit, and not brush him off out of pity. Its not enough rn but I feel like any outside connection is good for him right now.
It also does feel like it is because Ranboo kept trying even when he ran into difficulty. Its ALSO because of luck no doubt, and he managed to hit just the right vibes to not be 'pitying' because others DID try multiple times, but it couldn't have happened at all if he hadn't been so persistent with his mail either
I also noticed Ranboo questioned the "Dream and you are my only friends" line, which I appreciate
THE CHEST ROOM. FUCK. Well I know how THIS ends D:
"I owe everything to Dream, he comes and sees me and he gives me armor sometimes, and he makes me happier and he gives me a trident" . . . we're in the thick of it now huh
I LOVE THAT RANBOO SPEAKS SOME SENSE HERE THANK YOU. like Tommy's not in a place to hear it Right NOW, but I still appreciate it. He's very good at that (though he still has the backbone of a chocolate eclair lmao. Though maybe that's also why he didn't set off Tommy either)
He almost told him about the armor destruction and my heart hurts
"I'm gonna make it out of Cobblestone, because its my favorite block, it was. It is I think" :(
Ranboo really planning to run for president and help this kid get the FUCK out of exile
ALSO He's trying to clear up the compass thing, hes trying so hard. Tommy's not really in a place to hear it, but I'm glad it was said
......JACK. Hes coming in for a BIT and its just. He's bouncing off of Tommy so hard adfdf I can see how he becomes Team Rocket but also I hate that this friendship turned into hatred
asdfssfd don't ask Ranboo to STRIPE omg
why ARE there so many portals??
...."he takes shit from me" he told him :( I'm so glad he told him but fuck I wish Ranboo could help in some way. Too often you can't and you just gotta work with what you can do but at least he told him :(
"anyone can die Ranboo even me" there's that suicidal idealization! :(
"Its because they don't care Ranboo. Everyone who you think cares, probably doesn't"
GODDD cc!Tommy is a good actor though shit, the YELLING about the party I'M
Tommy is so communicative even now, hes trying to tell Ranboo and talk about it and I wish it made a difference
...he was triggered when Ranboo fought the mobs for him :( he sighed and it hurt :(
...he was testing him for pity with the pickaxe wasn't he, fuck
afdsfdsffs the MCC TOURNEMENT SDSFDSF
oh no tommy hes part enderman don't put him in water afdsfdf
..........................
AFDSFDSF THE LAVA OH NO ADFDSF HOW DOES HE KEEP DYING THIS WAY
......
........
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back in serious mode I see.
Ranboo talking him off the literal edge, fuck
"Its never gonna end" oh Tommy... :(
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spyroforlife · 3 years
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I came up with a fantastic (at least to me and a friend on Discord lmao) idea for a future Minecraft feature. It doesn’t have to be a full update on its own but it could make for an interesting, if somewhat drastic, change
As a sort of counterpart to the Village and Pillage update, what if you could join the side of pillagers? We discussed it and key points of the idea include:
Pillagers now become neutral toward you, unless you attack them or step into their outposts, or perhaps approach within a certain distance of an outpost. Which means that you can safely pass by pillager patrols, and while they may pause and eye you, they don’t attack and will continue on their way once you move beyond a certain block radius
Pillager affinity system, similar to how you can increase your standing with villagers. Except you befriend pillagers by waiting for them to raid a village and then assisting them in the attack. I know the game kinda pushes you toward being a good guy toward the villagers, but honestly, why not offer the other choice? Of course, befriending the pillagers would probably need to have tangible benefits for people to want to do that, which leads us to:
Once you have a good standing with the pillagers, you can trade with them. Now I actually haven’t fully fleshed out what all they would offer, but I imagine they’ll at least deal in emeralds, because I figure there’s something they’re raiding villages for, right? But pillagers will offer up different kinds of trades. Crossbows, both plain and enchanted. Really strong axes so you can basically be a Johnny. Ominous banners. Maybe mushroom soup, rabbit stew, and suspicious stew? And they could buy these things from you and give you emeralds. Villagers have these too but saddles, perhaps, since ravagers wear them. Speaking of-
Ravagers become tamable. You’ll be able to find them spawned around outposts, which you can now approach safely. They’ll be neutral toward you but you can’t immediately just hop on their back. You’ll have to tame them first, and with what you might ask? Why, none other than poisonous potatoes. That’s right, I’m finally giving poisonous potatoes a use. Once tamed, you can saddle them up and hop right on, and can command them to use their attacks. They can be healed by things like poisonous potatoes, rotten flesh, and spider eyes. Maybe you can even breed them with these items. Imagine a baby ravager omg
And you can join pillagers on new raids! Become a raid captain and lead them to a village, where a raid will trigger except this time, you’re on the pillager side. :) mass mayhem. Maybe doing this would give you something similar to Hero of the Village but the opposite, where all the pillagers become even friendlier toward you, offer better trades, etc
Another idea, definitely approaching the iffy side so I know it definitely wouldn’t be implemented, is that pillagers are cannibals and actually intend to EAT villagers, so now villagers would drop villager flesh and you can barter with that too. Maybe you can get it ahead of time, go find a patrol, and give it to them and become friendly right then, without having to join them in a raid. Gross but like, who can really tell what pillagers are into, it’s not like we can talk to them rn
That’s about all we’ve worked out and idk if Mojang would ever actually go for any of this but I think it’d add some spice to the game and could be fun for players who want something different. Maybe a mod like this already exists but if not someone could totally make it, I’m not really claiming ownership of all this, allying with pillagers is probably not a new concept. But I did wanna get all this written down and people are free to take inspiration from it for whatever :D
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taerseok · 4 years
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hi | 01 | survival bts!
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♡ synopsis:. when 7 immature players gather together to play one of the most famous games the world has seen to-date; Minecraft, and a stranger joins their survival world out of nowhere, there really is nothing that could go wrong, right? Right?
♡ pairing:. ot7 × reader
♡ word count:. 1.2k
♡ genres / rating:. crack, fluff, non-idol!au, reverse harem / pg-15
♡ trigger warnings:. ot7 are a bunch of kids pretending to be professional, sexual jokes (mainly from jimin) here and there, chaos ensues, none of them know how to play minecraft except for JK, ot7 disrespect eachother a lot, homies being homies, taehyung is obsessed with yeontan in this one but i mean i can't blame him
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♡ author notes:
▪ @bangtan-dreamland asked; "YO WADDUP IT'S ME AGAIN >:) since you're still part of the game >:) gib ot7 + vodka please >:) you know you want to do it >:)"
well. here you go T^T i made a whole lil series because of you- happy?
▪ thank youu to @mindays for the banner and dividers TwT (still cannot get over how pretty they are arGh)
part of @bangtan-dreamland's drabble game. request here~
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Generating world…
[Don't kill dolphins, you monster!]
World loaded!
Steve joined the game
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"OMG we're twins," one Steve exclaims. "Is it really twins if there's seven of you and you're playing a game?" 
"Of course- we all have the same brain, we're twins-"
"That's not how it works!" another one speaks up. "Leave the game and change the usernames." 
"And what if I want to stay as Steve-"
"I said leave the game and change your usernames!"
Steve left the game
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Steve left the game
"You leave first," he says stubbornly. "No, you."
"No, you!"
"I said- you!"
Steve left the game
"Finally."
Steve left the game
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Generating world…
[Ocelots show creepers who's boss!]
World loaded!
GoldenJK joined the game
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It was the plains where they spawned. In the distance, the seven players could see a forest of oak and birch wood. They'd need that wood very soon. 
"So how do you move?" asks Namjoon. "W, A, S, D to move, space to jump, press 'control' to sprint, 'shift' to crouch-"
"You can crouch?" Jimin interrupts Jungkook. Guessing by the way he was holding down shift at the moment, he couldn't be more surprised at the discovery. "Yeah, you can crouch," Jungkook mentally rolls his eyes. "Anyway-"
"Can you eat this dirt?" Jimin interrupts again. "What?" 
"Can you eat dirt?"
He was looking at the ground below him as he spoke. Did he even know how to break the block? "Why would you eat dirt?" the maknae frowns. "Once I ate dirt when I was at the playground..." Jimin reminiscences. "Ooooh!" Taehyung jumps around from excitement, almost falling down into a nearby hole- which, guessing by the depth, was a cave, Jungkook noted. "How did it taste?"
"It was very good!"
"Right," Yoongi mutters, letting out an exasperated sigh. "It's daytime right now, we should probably start with-"
"Ooooh a sheep!"
"Jimin, will you stop interrupting me for once!?"
"Sorry," he crouches back down, facing the ground. "Alright," Jungkook takes a deep breath before starting again. "All of you have never played this game before, yes?" six heads shake left to right in response. "We need to collect wood first. Mobs spawn at night and they can kill you so we should gear up as soon as possible too."
"Do we need food?"
"We do need food. Can you work on killing the sheeps, Jin-hyung?"
"With my hand?"
Jungkook sighs. "Yes, with your hand. Get wool too. We'll need it for beds."
"I'm on it!" With that, Seokjin could be seen walking away towards the nearby herd of sheeps, his pace irregular. There came a moment he was sprinting, and then another when he was jumping as he walked. Which escalated- or rather, slowed down into crouching and jumping. Jungkook could only watch.
"Namjoon-hyung, can you please go help Jin-hyung?"
And with that, there were two people on the sheep-killing job. The maknae could only hope that they'd be able to sleep tonight. The first nights were always the-
"Can you sleep in one bed with someone else?" Jimin asks. "You can have a double bed, you can't sleep in a single bed with another-"
"What's the fun in that?"
Jungkook tried to feign ignorance. "You're on the tree-cutting team with Hobi-hyung."
"Why are we cutting poor trees?" Hoseok speaks up. "Can't we just leave them be?" 
"If you want to get killed by the mobs, yeah, sure!" Jungkook says hotly. "I'm going to dig a hole and live in dirt," Jimin remarks, "that way, no trees will be-"
"Can I get a dog?" Taehyung was the one to interrupt this time. "You need bones for that." 
"Yeontan will not eat bones, he's too cute to eat bones-"
"You need bones to tame a wolf, Hyung. That's how it works."
"I'm abandoning my plans and helping Jiminie with the dirt hole then." It was at this moment, Jungkook could just barely suppress his anger- which he soon failed at, too. "You'll die if you dig a hole! You need torches so it isn't dark down there so mobs don't spawn and torches are made with sticks so you have to cut-!"
"I'll go cut the trees." Jungkook turned to Yoongi. "Really?" to his surprise, Yoongi nodded. "But who knows how long Yoongi will take to cut trees? What if he falls asleep trying to cut them!?" Hoseok exclaims, and turning to the 95ers, Jungkook notes that they had already begun digging down. So they did know how to break blocks.
"I'm not that irresponsible," Yoongi mumbles. "I'll help with the wood then," Hoseok huffed, and without another word, Jungkook was left alone. Well… this was certainly going to be an interesting day.
While the 95ers are digging a little bunker that, Jungkook muses, they'd have to live in tonight, the clearly-professional-gamer makes sure everyone is being productive. 
"Jin-hyung, you don't crouch as you jump! Stop pressing shift!" 
"Taehyung keeps hitting me instead of digging the dirt! What do I do!?"
"Hyung, stop bothering Jimin-"
"He keeps jumping in front of me, it isn't my fault!"
"Well let's dig different holes then!"
"Like I ever wanted to dig with you anyway."
Jungkook sighs. He turned to the other side, where Hoseok and Yoongi are getting wood.
"What do you do with saplings?"
"Use them to grow trees, Hoseok, what else would you do, put them in your-"
"Forget the saplings. Just cut down the trees!" The maknae frowns, exhausted already, turning back to the two players incharge of killing sheeps.
"Namjoon-hyung, stop hitting the sheep with a seed, don't you have the sword I passed over to you!?" Namjoon turns to him, the sheep he was chasing after certainly isn't becoming their dinner tonight. Neither is it contributing to crafting beds.
"I think I threw it somewhere in a hole and it looked pretty dark so I got scared."
Deep breath, Jungkook…
Deep breath…
"And the sword which Jin-hyung had?"
"Oh, that, uhm," Namjoon paused. "Well… I took it from him after I lost mine and it may have fallen in the hole too but you need not-"
"OH GOD, WHERE DID THIS PIG COME FROM!? IT'LL EAT ME-"
Jungkook had to think. And fast.
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The player, GoldenJK cautiously looks around. Torches, beds, food, a crafting table…
They were set for the first night.
"Can I sleep with one of you, I'm scared of the dark-"
"Jimin, there are torches here."
"Jungkook, there are monsters near."
He sighed, reluctantly giving in. "Fine." 
"Can someone turn off the light, I hate to sleep with lights on."
"Can I tape your mouth? I'm trying to sleep here."
"Oooooh, taping mouths now, are we? Maybe next we'll be blindfolding-"
"Yoongi-hyung, don't be mean. Hobi-hyung, go to sleep, it's a game. Jimin-hyung, please stop." 
"I mean, I'm just saying, blindfolding is pretty kinky if you ask me, not that I have ever tried it or-"
Y/N joined the game
"Wait. What?"
"Ah- did Yeontan get his paws on a computer again, such a naughty little-"
"It's not Yeontan, hyung!"
"Who could it be? How did they join our world?" Namjoon frowns. "Maybe it's a hacker?" Seokjin suggests, brows furrowing more and more by the second. "Maybe it's my secret admirer."
"Oh shut up, Jimin-"
[Y/N] : hi
"...I know he loves games but- I didn't know Yeontan could type."
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lavenderjacobs · 3 years
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introducing myself >.<
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hi there!
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i’m Natalie :D my pronouns are she/her, and I’m a minor. I’m a virgo sun, scorpio moon and aquarius rising. I’m an ENFP and a 7w8. I’ve been using Tumblr for like 2 months or something and I’ve really been enjoying myself on here :) everyone here has been nothing but nice to me and I’ve just felt very welcomed, yay! I love Minecraft, meeting new people even though I have zero social skills, my cats, podcasts, fashion, Pinterest, Netflix, and boba :D. I’ve been in the mcyt fandom since march last year, I temporarily lost interest during the summer :( but got back into it when all the lore smp stuff started happening and have been obsessed to an unhealthy amount ever since lol. okay I suck at introducing myself so here are just some random facts about me yuh  😆 💯
I overuse emojis and at this point its not even ironic anymore.
I love thrift shopping, unfortunately all the thrift stores and flee markets are closed where I live :( 
I really want an axolotl, but my parents won’t let me >:(
I fucking hate online school I literally just sit in my stinky ass room all day and watch people play Minecraft.
I would die for Karl Jacobs. 
i would die for Quackity
i would die for Tubbo
bottom line is, I would die for men on the internet who play a block game.
I only have two other friends that watch mcyt.
all of my other friends think its stupid :|
I have blonde hair but I’m planning on dying it ksjdfalkk.
i overuse eyeliner
my favourite scent is eucalyptus omg 
my comfort shows are That 70′s Show, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Steven Universe and DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
my favourite artists are Queen, Years & Years, Waterparks, The Smiths and Queens of the Stone Age :) 
anyways I hope this tells you something about me hihi I plan on writing mcyt imagines, headcannons, reactions, stuff like that!
have a lovely day! <3
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jamie2211b · 5 years
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My Audio/ Visual Master Immersion Post for Playing Minecraft!!!
Doing this for the giggles, but also if anyone else finds new ways to enjoy Minecraft because of this, then yay! Let me know any of your favorite things you do to get lost in the game/enjoy it better!
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SOUND: some people like silence, but I am not one of them. XD I don’t use mods for this part, just an old fashioned web browser. I enjoy music and nature-inspired ambient noises! Currently, am using:
a D&D Fantasy Forest audio atmosphere (features horse’s clip clops, leaves rustling, a distant crow, etc). If a forest isn’t your fancy, take a search through the website! They have everything from nature to around the house sounds to audio inspired by movies and tv shows! They are highly customizable as well; don’t like one particular part of a mix? You can change it, or mute it!
my own WIP soundtrack playlist on Spotify featuring soundtracks such as from Horizon Dawn Zero, Ori and the Blind Forest, Made in Abyss, and Mary and the Witch’s Flower. This music collection REALLY gets me immersed and I love it!
more nature ambiance from A Soft Murmur! here you can mix and match sounds like rain, thunder, crickets, waves, fire, birds and more! you can change the volume for each one and play as many or as few as you like. I’m a sucker for rain and fire myself.
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VISUALS: I use a texture pack, several custom item packs for when I build/play, and for screenshots/my creative builds, I use shaders. Also, all my builds are in 1.14 and up. Sadly I haven’t figured out how to go back to 1.12.2 to use a lot of classic mods. But so far I am happy with the little selection I got rn!
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Optifine: I actually used my texture pack without Optifine for a while and then I found out it could give me different-colored chickens and wolves, ect. XD Please do use, it will help the game run smoother and allow the use of shaders!
Texture Pack: Mizuno’s 16 Craft. This is by far my favorite texture pack. I am linking to the original creator’s website! 
Vanilla Tweaks. THIS IS A MUST HAVE. You can create your own CUSTOM resource pack that change/minimize some of the annoying audio/visual parts of Minecraft. You can choose to have quiet cows, make the sun and moon round, lower the sides of blocks like grass, remove the annoying purple knobs of end rods, ect ect ect!! DO check it out, you will for sure find something you'll want to use!
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Custom Item Textures (CIT):
Mizuno’s 16 Craft CIT. This will give you cute hanging plants and food and so much more! You will need the invisible item frames as well, but they can be found on this same page at the bottom.
Ghoulcraft. omg, this is a fantastic custom items pack, made to go along with Mizuno’s specifically!
Minty’s the Little Things CIT pack. I think the decorative birds here are so so cute!
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Shaders: I only use shaders when I want to take screenshots. My laptop isn’t able to support them through game play sadly. BUT I absolutely adore them when I do get to use them and I switch between two kinds right now that work properly on 1.14.4. I LOVE HOW WATER LOOKS SO MUCH NOW.
BSL Shaders. Soft, dreamy-like atmosphere.
Sildur’s Shaders. Crisp. Sharp. wow! I use the Lite version.
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And that’s about it for how I get fully immersed in Minecraft. Time will fly by like crazy! And never be afraid to google questions if you get lost figuring things out! Stay hydrated and have fun peeps! <3 <3 <3 
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polkari-seuta · 7 years
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11 Facts/Questions
LMAO, so I was tagged twice; by @jikookielove and by @sunshinesinger. I shall give you 11 facts about me and then answer both sets of questions given to me. :3
F A C T S
I am obsessed with Danganronpa. I just started the second game. I saw the first season of the anime some time ago, but actually playing it is a lot more fun than just watching.
My friend started a D&D campaign a few weeks ago and I’m having a lot of fun with it right now. My character is a female Dragonborn Paladin with a Noble background. :3
I have like, three fic drafts (out of many) open at this very moment.
Another thing I’ve been obsessed with are videos of people assembling DIY miniature dollhouse/room sets. I especially enjoy Maqaroon’s and Mimiyuu’s videos. And I tried to resist, but because I’ve been missing crafting lately, I ended up getting a kit for myself. Now I’ll have something to keep me busy over Spring Break...
I currently work in an ER as a scribe and I’m studying in school to become a medical laboratory scientist (MLS).
My favorite Pokemon is Vulpix.
My best Overwatch character is Lucio. I haven’t played in a while, though...
My best Dota 2 heroes when I used to be active about it were Vengeful Spirit and Lich. It’s been over a year since I played. I like watching matches more than playing them. (Plus, I was never particularly good. I just got lucky sometimes.)
Lavender is one of my favorite scents.
The first fanfic I ever published to the internet (on FF.Net) was a Fushigi Yuugi fic that was Miaka-centered and filled with angst.
My favorite board game is Pandemic.
Questions from @jikookielove:
1. How you doin? 
I’m okay. It’s the weekend for me, so yay~
2. Favourite thing to cook? 
Not really cooking, but I love making maki rolls!
3. What is your favourite movie that came out in the last five years?
Chef, probably.
4. Do you like spicy food?
Hell yeah, I do. XD
5. Favourite place you’ve travelled or a place you want to go?
I want to go to Osaka and visit my friend who lives there.
6. Something on your bucket list?
Publish a novel.
7. Favourite song to listen to when you’re down?
I tend to listen to sad songs when I’m sad. I can’t think of a single favorite one, but I’ve been listening to T-ara’s “Don’t Leave” a lot lately. Soyeon has the right amount of melancholy when she belts and it’s pretty. ;.;
8. Would you ever want to be famous?
I’m fascinated, but in the end, not really. That’s a tough life. I’d just want to see what it’s like for a week or something.
9. Something silly/dumb you did recently?
Totally derping in lab and putting the tube in the wrong well on the machine (I fixed it, though).
10. Favourite part of the day?
The part where I’m done with the school day and get to go home.
11. Frick um….. Tell me a dad joke? Make Jin proud.
Okay, got this from my puns tag (yes, I have a puns tag on my main):
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
Questions from @sunshinesinger:
1. what’s something that’s culturally significant to you?
Hm. I think respect for elders is important to me. Filipino familial honorifics and things like mano have been instilled into me since I was very young.
2. if you had the choice, would you rather have a patronymic or matronymic replace your middle name (basically, a name derived from your father or mother’s first name)?
I guess my mother’s?
3. would your dream party be formal and elegant or casual and fun, and why?
Casual and fun and full of alcohol, karaoke, and games.
4. what’s your ideal form of carrying stuff (a purse, your pockets, a backpack, etc)?
Pockets that don’t hang down too loosely and have zippers.
5. is there anything decorating the walls of your room right now? tell me about it!
Lol, nothing like that in this apartment.
6. do you consider yourself a trustworthy person? why or why not?
Most of the time. I can keep secrets. I can be responsible. XD
7. favorite videogame (if you play), and why? if not, what’s your favorite mobile app?
Oh, god. Um. I’ll try to keep this short but.... that’ll be difficult.
Resident Evil 2: The first RE game I ever played and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It stopped being scary after a while, but I got caught up in the story and the characters. Most of the series dealing with Raccoon City really intrigued me.
Fatal Frame 2: At the time (this was a long time ago, lol), the concept of survival horror not involving actual weapons was kind of rare, and this definitely stood out. Plus the ghosts were really creepy, and for some reason, I really liked 2′s story more than the other Fatal Frames’. 
999: I don’t know a lot of people who’ve played this game. But anyway, this game had the perfect genre of Visual Novel I enjoyed, with the right amount of mystery, puzzles, storytelling, and character development. I also like my games with a bit of morbidness. 
Skyrim: As if you guys didn’t know by now, lmfao. Anyway, this game is vast. It’s an open sandbox-y kind of game with a fantasy setting and a very interesting main story (and sidestories) and DRAGONS. I also find the music excellent and I hope I have time to have another playthrough (this time, with my Hobi-Dragonborn character which I’ll try to make despite the limits of the game’s character creation).
Overwatch: It’s technically a MOBA, and I think I like MOBAs for the most part, but I don’t find the strategy side of things as in-depth or complicated as say, Dota 2. I think that’s what makes me enjoy OW more; it comes off as more casual to me.
Danganronpa: Same reasons as with 999, pretty much. 
Final Fantasy VIII: The second FF game I played (my first was FFVII). Usually, your first FF game ends up being your favorite, but for some reason, the story and the characters in this stuck with me more. And OMG the music. If you didn’t know already, I am a huuuuuge Uematsu fangirl, and the music he created for the FF series in general is just.... perfect.
Dance Dance Revolution: I was just... obsessed with this game and the community. I was close with many DDR players for a time and hanging out with them and nerding out over this game together became such a great era of my life. Also the part where I burn calories thanks to this game.
Minecraft: I like getting crafty with things. And apparently, I like digging blocks and building them... Somehow I got addicted. It’s a great stress-reliever.
8. if you rolled a six-sided die, what number do you hope you’d end up with?
6 (the higher, the better, imo)
9. can you remember your dreams in color or black and white?
In color.
10. carpet or hardwood flooring, and why?
Hardwood in the living room, carpet in my bedroom. I’m not sure why, lol.
11. what kind of lighting do you like best in your home?
Somewhat dim... I like the light of my computer screen to stand out more, lol.
  My questions to you
1. Second favorite Disney princess
2. Your favorite field of science?
3. What was the moment you first fell in love with Jimin? (Or your bias if you aren’t in love with Jimin LOL)
4. Recommend me a song.
5. Predict the next Ji/kook moment.
6. Show me a comedy TV show clip you really like.
7. The first place you go to in grocery store?
8. What was the largest meal you ever had and finished?
9. What’s the next thing I should build in Minecraft?
10. What song is stuck in your head?
11. What TV show scenario would you want to see Bangtan in?
Tagging: @jikookiejar, @bottomkook, @alexisfairos, @classyrobotss, @theproblemmaker, @rizingscorpio, @astro-child, @montrealae90, @tanktoptiger @drpuffles @gottalove95z
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