I'm poor but I wanna play Monster Prom

I will never understand Americans obsession with bacon... like guys it's not even that good

My only dream: to eat tofu that was made by someone who actually knows how to make it

Love is like getting smacking in the face with a pillow

I would like to no longer be unemployed but also not fear being near people again

Was really looking forward to only having 2 classes for fall b but the universe is dead set on making sure I have at least 3 classes

Though I have such a thin grasp on what forever really is because my brain actually can't comprehend the concept of infinity, I can say with confidence I'd eat this oatmeal forever

It's nearly 11pm and just a few minutes ago I could be found quietly chopping walnuts to put in my oatmeal

I've gotten several friend requests on Facebook recently and I'd just like to say

1 y'all follow me in Instagram so what are you doing

And 2 why the FUCK are y'all on Facebook

I'm a God walking amongst humans, thats why I get sad sometimes

I'm very unsatisfied with the lack of large scale theft these days, no one's robbed a bank, or heisted some big jewel, or stolen old fancy art in how long?? Everyone's busy stealing information, metadata bullshit, steal from the physical realm you weak bitches! Intangible theft isn't satisfying!! Steal something cool!!!

Write goddamit!! Write that song or poem or short story or whole ass novel you want to write!! Paint that picture in your head! Draw that cool bird you saw! Sketch that guys you saw on the bus!! Sing your heart out in the shower and the car and empty parking structures!!! Play the drums or guitar or keyboard or whatever instrument calls to you!!! Do ART!! Go right now and do what you want WHO CARES if it's not perfect!! You won't be unless you practice and to practice you must start!! Start today! Start tomorrow! Start next year, but Dammit just Start! Be bad at the things you like doing, be good at them, love them, hate them, show them off, keep them private, WHATEVER, just please do it. Make your art, pour yourself into it, please

This is by far the best picture I have of myself

Guys writing is hard but I'm gonna keep persisting and writing maybe a paragraph every three months until I get this book done :)

What emotion does this convey?

I talked to three (3) new people yesterday and napped for 3 hours when I got home

Please appreciate my art :)