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Peter: Why doesn’t MJ find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Tony: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Peter: *bites lip*
Tony: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Steve: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Tony: Please, just say fuck.
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Peter: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Bucky: Killed without hesitation.
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Nat: We need to open this locked door. Tony, give me your credit card.
Tony: Yeah sure, here.
Nat,pocketing it: Thanks. Tony, break down the door.
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Steve:What do we say when life disappoints us?
Bucky: Called it!
Steve: No.
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Steve: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Nat:
Tony: I'm gonna tell them.
Nat: Don't you dare.
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Tony: I'm getting married.
Pepper: t-to whom?
Tony: what do you mean to wh- wait a damn minute
Tony: haven't I proposed yet?
Pepper:
Tony: you're telling me that was just a dream?
Tony: nevermind. Pepper, the love of my life will you marry me?
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Steve: Tony isn't answering my calls
Nat: l'll try
Steve: I've tried eight times. What makes you think-
Tony: *answering after the first ring* Hey what’s up?
Nat: Hey, did you get any of the calls?
Tony: Whose calls?
Nat:...
Nat: You blocked Steve, didn't you?
Tony: First thing I did when he got my number, why?
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Y/n: I just fell-
Pietro: From heaven? Yes you did.
Y/n: No I actually fell-
Pietro: In love with me? Duh It's because you have good taste.
Y/n: Pietro! I think I broke my arm.
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Y/n: I love you so much!
Bucky: Aww, thank's doll I love you too.
Y/n: Um..
Bucky: You were talking to Alpine weren't you?
Y/n: Yeah!
Bucky: *Pouting*
Y/n: But I love you too!
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Strange: You have three wishes.
Tony: I wish for more wishes
Strange: No, you can't wish like that
Tony: I wish I could wish like that
Strange: That's not how it works
Tony: I wish that is how it works
Strange: *Crying* WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Loki: * pulls out a knife*
Thor: How many of those do you have?
Loki, pulling out more: How many do you need?
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Fury: that's why we needed to get an expert
Tony: oh really? who did you get?
Fury:
Tony: oh right that's me
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Clint: In your opinion, what's the height of
stupidity?
Natasha: *turning to Tony* How tall are you?
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Yelena: I don't what I should throw at you-
Kate: Maybe don't-
Yelena:-myself or that table?
Kate: …can I choose?
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Steve, hearing a thud: what was that, Tony?
Tony: nothing, just my clothing falling to the ground.
Steve: it sounded a bit heavy to just be clothes.
Tony: yeah, I uh was in them… when they fell.
Steve: so you fell over.
Tony: i fell over.
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So hot for absolutely no reason 😗
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