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oh my fucking god you guys.
it’s time for another FellowWhore Appreciation Day.
Frnkiebby is now officially at 400 followers.
i know i say this every time this blog hits a milestone but i genuinely mean it every single time.
you guys seriously blow my mind and i think it’s so fucking awesome that i have such a cool group of FellowWhores who actually, like, interact with/talk to me and shit. i seriously just have so much fucking fun with you guys and this blog.
i scream into the void about Frank fucking Iero and the void screams back and it’s my most favorite fucking thing in the world.
FellowWhore Appreciation Day will be either Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. It’s gonna be fun (for me at least) and i’m gonna start preparing it tonight!! i hope you guys like it!!~🎃
(have some extra frimages as thanks [aka more gifs])
#you fuckers are my favorite i stg#this is so much fun#and maybe it’s sad or weird or pitiful but this blog and all of you have literally improved my mental health so much#seriously you guys will never be rid of me#ever#ily all sm#frnkiebby#follower milestone#FellowWhore Apprecion Day to come#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#mcr5#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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Okay I did it Here are my notes for the tandem read:
Tandem Read
Empire of Storms:
Manon’s crown helmet sounds really cool
These mother fuckers don’t wanna recognize her as queen!?!? She literally can and will protect you from EVERYTHING. I hate men lol
No they cannot kill Asterin. It’s too early in the book I can’t take that
The way she burned that soldier from the inside out with just one little blow of breath was so cool
Omg Manon attacking her grandma!!!
I cannot belief Rowan told Gavriel about Aedion like that!!!! There were much more sensitive ways he coulda said that shit
So Aedion meeting his dad went well😂 “I didn’t expect to say any of that” lol Aedion and Aelin are really the same person huh
Okay Manon and Dorian is way hotter than Aelin and Rowan I don’t even care. Fight me.
Also I feel like if Aedion and Lysandra got more attention they could’ve been *chefs kiss but we get Elide and Lorcan instead. Don’t get me wrong there okay but I think would’ve preferred more focus on Aedion and Lysandra….
Okay I lied about that^
The liken?? Crazy! Aelins power goes stupid hard! I love how SJM describes her power and how she burrows down into it!!
Ansel is back and remind me why we trust her. She’s a known traitor…..
Excuse me??? Dorian or Aelin have to give their life!?!? No. NO!!!! IF SJM KILLS DORIAN!!!!!!!!!
THAT FUCKING BITCH MAEVE!! THEYRE MATES!! I knew it! I didn’t know how but I knew it! This also only gives me more hope for Azriel and Elaine in ACOTAR.
They’re married 😭😭
Tower of Dawn:
So Chaol is acting a little ableist and I low key hopes he learns to be a warrior from a wheelchair. I don’t see that happening but…..
So he’s gonna walk but what are the dynamics here I’m confused
The healer from the womb being found dead in the library is low key scary. I’m glad I didn’t read that at night hahaha
I stand by my statement from the last book that I don’t like Chaol and Nesryn together. They don’t spark anything in me but Nesry and Sartaq, Chaol and Yrene?? Now that intrigues me.
The acolytes gushing over Chaol, CUUUUUTEEE!!!
Him telling Yrene, ‘I didn’t want you to show them’ made me tear up
Ooooooo laying in that bed with her made his toes curl, me too Chaol
Damn Nesryns note was kinda cold. Her and Sartaq are kinda cute though. And like it do be an adventure lol
Chaol and Yrene one a date 🥹🫠
I don’t care about Nesryn lol. Hope she gets the bird people to fight in the war but 🥱
CHAOL IS WALKING my heart is soaring!! I loved everything about that. Yrene tugging him into a corner to make out! Yes!!!! She better get some dick on her birthday! That better be Chaols gift
Okay so the locket was precious but the birthday sex was better hahaha
When is Yrene gone meet Aelin!?!?
Omg SARTAQ!!! I fucking hate spiders wtf
MAEVE IS QUEEN OF THE VALG!?!? WHATTTTT???
Does Rowan know?? How could he not?
Yrene said “I thought the sex was good before but now that he’s fully healed !!!!” Good for you sis
It’s wife right. Her place is his wife. I stg
So while all his friends are facing war and death, Chaols falling in love and getting sloppy toppy lol good for him
Duva is the valg??? Didn’t see that coming
NOOOO CHAOLS BACK! My man got to walk fully healed for like a day! He only ran once
Aww him and Yrene are bonded like Rhys and Feyre!
Sartaq!!!! Omg Nesryn and Sartaq! That was so hot “never from you” 🫠
Chaol and Yrene are married 😭LADY WESTFALL 10/10
Unpopular opinion: tower of Dawn might be my favorite book in the series lol
#sarah j maas#celaena sardothien#throne of glass#sjm#heir of fire#aelin galythinius#chaol westfall#dorian havilliard#rowan whitethorn#sjm books#acotar#yrene westfall#yrene towers#nesryn x sartaq#Lysandra x Aedion#elide x lorcan#manon blackbeak#manorian#empire of storms#tower of dawn#throne of glass tandem read#tandem read
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I'm on my knees I need nsfw Alva hcs please (yes I'm also very normal about that old man)
/cracks knuckles/ here we go this is what I've been waiting for
Alva fucker nation rise up
Going to TOWN on this please DNI if you are not 18+ Khai is going insane on this
Lets get a scenario cooked up first kind of based on my last Alva ask I answered.
You find him reading something in the library after a very late match. What happened that match? Well I'll spell it out for you. You were being a little prick. You took advantage of Alva's poor weak heart and his outpouring love for you by being the only one to rescue your teammates (some of which you didn't even really like). You weren't even a big rescuer! You knew you could still win the match by taking advantage of his desire not to down you in a match. How cruel. You approach him as usual from behind his seat to see what he's so focused on. He knows you're there but he doesn't turn to greet you like he normally would.
Petty.
You aren't having any of that so you come around and crawl into his lap and ask if he's mad at you for figuring out his weakness in matches. He says nothing, but his eyes haven't moved at all to indicate he was still reading what was in his hand. You lean in to kiss him when he grabs your face to hold you away. You know he's mad at you but he can't possibly stay mad forever (and he won't). You apologize for taking advantage of him that match despite knowing it'll probably happen again. He accepts your "apology" and lets go of you, so you then go back to doing what you were going to do initially. His electrical scars are his weakest points on his body and you know that.
To wrap this up quick kissing up his scarred neck and face eventually leads him to taking you right there in the library. Thank the gods no one else is up at this ungodly hour.
Hold on I am not done it's actual headcanon time!
He's more than likely had some experience so he knows what he's doing. He's a scholarly man and learns quickly, so he'll find your weak spots faster than you find all of his.
He doesn't have a very high libido but he can go from 0 to 100 real quick if you push the right buttons.
As we know, he is very tall. He knows his size too. He prefers taking you in ways he can stand up. This can include bending you over a raised surface, sitting you up on that raised surface so you can get your legs around his hips, or he'll straight up say "fuck it" and pick you up. He's not opposed to letting you ride him either he LOVES it. He'll go in for the sidebite too (he usually likes to be the big spoon). He'll also use his lil electricity conjuring ability to shock you too if you're into that.
The way he behaves during these times all depends on you. You like being submissive and can't dom at all? Fine by him! He's a switch but you won't know unless you ask to do something to him. (side rant please look at his S tier do you SEE that mask? Muzzle? I don't care that could be a surprise tool to help you later if you want to take the role of dominant).
Now one of my favorite parts. His voice. You heard it in his intro trailer and in the season 22 essence 3 trailer. His little purrs of praise towards you is enough to get you off (or is that just me? Probably not). When he's close to his release you will know. He stops running his mouth and his breathing becomes tapered and he lets out the sexiest whimpers known to man I stg.
After the fun activities of the evening or whenever sexy time occurs he does his best to help clean up, after setting his joints of course. Sorry but it has to be done you had him on his back for a while it got stiff.
Aside from that silliness because tbh I'd laugh at him a little he'll get you anything you need if you ask or accept any offers from him.
I want to fuck this guy so bad can't you tell by this whole essay? Thanks for reading <3
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You know me so welllllll I definitely do not mind you staring into my eyes more. I would like nothing more than to stare into your eyes hehe I figured that MCR wasn’t really big there that’s awesome that despite that, they came there for you!!! (Yes for you they did it for you<3) (also while typing this up I have mcr on for the authentic experience it’s nice I haven’t heard them in a hot minute) OOOO you’re a bullets fan huh? You definitely have the vibe I stg the coolest mcr fans always have bullets as a fave. IM GLAD THEY DID YOUR OG FAVESSSS oh that’s such a good feeling isnt it? You saying it’s worth it to stay alive to see MCR perform is so fucking sweet:’))) and then the fact you got to!!!!! I’m really glad you stuck out life and lived this long and I hope things only get better from here. I have faith they will:) I can relate to thinking you’re never gonna get to see them live I thought the same thing and made sad peace with that fact. I have to ask as well. What did you wear for your show? I have to know what the fit was I bet you looked awesome YO WAS YOUR MERCH LINE ALSO ATROCIOUS????? So long and for what I’m sad bc I wanted a mystery shirt so bad but they fucking sold out before I could get my hands on one:( I DID HOWEVER GET A MIKEY FUCKIN WAY SHIRT HEHEHEHEHEHE>:))))))) imagine me in that one;) Also you were in the fucking pit!!!!! jealousssss I wasn’t in the pit:( we didn’t have no damn pancake video!!!! Feeling robbed. NOW LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BEEF WITH MCR/LH OKAY SO THEY DIDNT DO MY OG FAVORITE SONG (tbh they didn’t do a lot of faves) and I was sad about it but yk whatever it happens…BUT YK WHAT THOSE FUCKERS DID??? THEY PLAYED IT AT THE LITERALLLLL SHOW AFTER MINE…..I was on a livestream and when it came on…I think I started crying LMAO I WAS DISTRAUGHT THE BETRAYALLLLLLLL so now I got beef with them. I was curious and looked up the setlist for your show and you guys also got my favorite song too..BYEEEE they hate me fr I swear everyone got the song but me:’((((((((((((Your setlist was actually really good DAMNNNNN You guys got summertime too OMG God fucking damn!!!!! THEY TURNED OUTTTTTT And you got bulletproof heart AHHHHH YALL WON holy shit SAME talking about the MCR show is making me miss it so much:( remember the anticipation of them coming out on stage?????
So like at the time I think my fave they did was Prison or give ‘em hell kid or maybe nanana NOT TO BE BASIC okay I have fucking BEEF with 2022 me listen to this shit so…..at the time….I uh….didn’t know our lady of sorrows drag me I deserve it I actually got into it this summer AND THEY DID IT AT MY SHOW. BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT THEN. SO I DIDNT RECORD A SINGLE SECOND OF IT……and I’m so mad bc I love that song now. ALSO they did boy division and I only recorded 20 seconds because I either didn’t know it or didn’t know it well…kicking myself seriously…you know I don’t think I’ve actually heard skylines in full… I deserve to be dragged omfg I’ll listen to it in full and tell you what I think in my next response ALSO PLEASE WE SAID SO MUCH ABOUT MCR IN OUR MESSAGES our autism linked up and went off about mcr that’s adorable
I loved face off as a kid!!!!!!!! NO WAY YOU LIKE ITTTT AHHHHHH HELL YEAHHHHHH I haven’t seen it since I was like way younger but yeah, I loved that one:) omg who do you like from RuPaul‘s drag race? I need to know the queens you like. I love that you’ve seen ink master I didn’t expect that heh NO BC some of the tattoos are straight ugly as fuckkkkk AND DONE LIKE SHITTTTTT I absolutely adore that you said that you love to dunk on people you should’ve seen the excitement that flickered across my face when I read that. Beyond delighted to learn this about you. I love doing the same thing>:))))) I didn’t want to say that because I didn’t want you to think I’m mean but oh my God I love roasting people it’s so fun we would have literally the most firEEEEE roast sessions. I just fucking know itttttt. Let me tell you about the bane of my ink master existence. There was one guy on the show who was SUCH a fucking dickhead. But he was really good so every time I would talk shit about him I couldn’t even fully hate bc I knew he was good like SO TALENTED but god he was insufferable. You’re very Hannibal coded and I’m kind of shocked you haven’t seen it already hahaha you definitely should watch it (never seen it myself but knowing the very little of what I do about the show I feel like you’d get really into it)
I would love to hear one of your responses in Dutch. God even just imagining that makes me weak. I’d try so hard to seem normal while losing it inside. You would say it to me and I would be so flustered. I would not be able to meet your gaze. I would keep looking away and I’d cover my mouth and under my breath I’d be muttering some shit like “oh my god” while nervously biting my lip and doing that nervous laugh thing. You took that many languages???????? You know damn welllllll what this information is doing to my brain omg ancient Greek!!?!?!! That is so fucking cool. I can’t even begin to tell you how cool that is. I want to hear some ancient Greek being spoken to me that would be fucking awesome I wanna hear all the languages spoke to me. The way my brain would short circuit HAHAHA Oh my god and the comment about the being yours thing in multiple languages….that comment is now imprinted on my brain I hope you’re happy omgggg I don’t think I’ll ever forget that holy fuck ALWOQOQKWISJDDJJDJD that killed me. Had me squeezing my frog and grabbing him and kicking my feet. I wish that was an exaggeration. It’s quite literally not. Stop being so perfect jk don’t<33333
Did you ever have Bella Sara trading cards? You must have. If you didn’t you fucking missed outttttt. I actually forgot about those until you talked about horses but yeah, I actually had some!!!!! I’m gonna throw hands with some fucking children for making fun of you for riding horses like that’s cool wtf why are they being haters://// Did you ever own one????? You know, I always wanted to ride a horse but I never did. I would ride horses with you!! You’re gonna have to show me how the fuck it works though I’m kind of scared to ride one if I’m being honest I feel like it would throw me off or some shit but I think it would be really cool!!!! Tell me about your favorite horse breeds:) OOOOO my favorite animals are birds and cats^.^ I haven’t been to the zoo in so long:((((( OMG THE BANDANA THATS ADORABLE PLEASE AWE POST A PIC IF YOU DO THAT THATS SO CUTEEEEEEE
Yes you should do the whole kiss me while talking thing I’ve always wanted that heh. I love the idea of it like I can picture that in my head where you do it and I gasp into the kiss and my heart would be beating so fast and then afterwords I would literally be all shy hehehe I’ve imagined you taking my face into your hands an embarrassing amount of times
It’s funny you say what you said in your tags because while you were drunk, I was imagining you being drunk around me and being all over me and shit (I would love to be drunk with you by the way). Really hope you made use of that room baby;) tell me all the details. I really like thinking about you frustrated like that over me my fucking God like it actually has me so worked up just reading the shit you said in your tags. Fucking teasing me the things you make me feel are incredible. You know, every time I read what you say to me it’s like your words linger in my head for hours and hours and they replay over and over. I cannot get you out of my head
They hadn't originally announced dates for my country and I was debating flying to another country on a schoolday just to see them haha, I'm so glad they came here for me x3 Hehehe I have sooooo much to say abt why Bullets is my favourite album, but I won't bore you with it heh, do you have a favourite album?? I wore my Black Parade shirt, red-and-black striped arm socks, my bleached and over-decorated patch jeans with a red-and-black checkered studded belt and a chain, a hardware store chain bracelet, a Monster tab necklace, and black eyeshadow (I had to buy eyeshadow for that show haha), I had a red mullet with shaved sides back then :] What did you wear to your show?? They didn't have the mystery shirts during the Europe tour, but oh man how bad I want one of them. They had merch outside and inside the venue and I bought a hoodie and the pornstar shirt hehe, even brought cash with me in case the card readers were overwhelmed, I wasn't gonna miss the opportunity to get merch at all! I bet that Mikey Fucking Way shirt looks so good on you cutie. I can't imagine going to a concert and not being in the pit hah, I don't see the point of going if I can't jump and scream and mosh ahahaha but that's just me Cx THat's so mean of them to play your favourite the show after yours!! So unfair!!! There's a lot of songs I wish they'd played at my show that they only played at the American shows, stupid Americans and their stupid superior concerts >:( Oh boy oh man Summertime was so beautiful live, I had goosebumps and drained my entire lighter waving it (almost burned my thumb too whoops). The anticipation for them to come out was hoooorrible oh my god, that static droning and droning and droning, I remember getting lightheaded waiting for them to come out hah. YOU GOT PRISON????!!!!! Oh the jealousy I'm feeling right now!!! I fucking loved Na Na Na live too, don't care that much for it as a song to casually listen to but it was unbelievable live, the energy of the entire crowd jumping in sync and singing.... Fuck I wanna be back there! I didn't film anything at my show, I was singing along non-stop and only took a vid of them coming on stage and like. ten seconds of Teenagers hahaha. You should listen to Skylines in full yessss it's a fucking amazing song and even tho I'm not American I can feel the meaning of it in my bones just through Gee's delivery of the words. Sfhsdkjfhsd hahaha I can't believe how much I've written abt MCR in my responses to you I just love those fuckers so so so much and can never shut up about them xD
Oo I'm not really up-to-date with Drag Race but I fucking love Trixie and Katya, they're the only ones I watch content of outside of the show haha. Oh oh! Have you seen those type of videos where people get their Ink Master tattoos covered up??? I fucking love those I don't know what it is about them but ough it's so fun to hear them absolutely roast the show. I just think it's so fun to dunk on people hehehe People on reality TV do some stupid shit to get attention and I'd love to roast contestants with you <33 Okay you saying I'm Hannibal coded is actually kinda uncanny cuz I just looked it up and I have the same personality type as him... You know me so well <3 I've been living under a rock regarding shows and pop culture all my life haha, I think I can count the number of shows I've watched in full on one hand xD
Aw baby you'd look so cute all flustered from my voice <3 You already know I'd abuse the hell out that information ;) You doing that nervous laugh thing... oh that'd drive me crazy, god you'd sound so cute, and look so pretty, I wonder how many words I'd be able to say before I can't hold back anymore. I'd chuckle at you, not in a mean way, just because you're so cute and I love your reactions so much. Mmm so many things I could say to you in so many languages... Just to listen to your breath catch and your heart rate pick up.... Oh darling <3 Oh man oh man I wish I could watch you grabbing your frog all cute like that, I love knowing I have that kind of effect on you <3
I don't think I've ever heard of Bella Sara trading cards! Not that I had anyone to trade them with hahaha. I used to have a pretty big collection of Schleich horses, I made saddles and bridles for them and everything hehe. I would've looooved to own a horse, maybe one day I will when I've got enough money, they're such beautiful creatures, such kind souls. I think it would be so fun to go on a horseback ride with you, side by side and I'd lean over and press a kiss to your cheek <3 Horseback riding isn't actually all that scary! It's mostly getting used to sitting in the saddle, because if you've got the right positioning you'll feel much more secure. Horses can feel it when you're scared, and if you have a stubborn horse they might refuse to do what you want, but it's all about learning the horse's body language and knowing what cues they need, and not losing confidence in yourself! I've had some pretty nasty falls and accidents while horseback riding (getting a kick to the crotch as an example...) and though I eventually stopped riding because my anxiety took over I'm dreaming of getting back into it one day. My favourite horse breed is the Fjord, with their gorgeous midtstol, halefjær and dorsal stripe, and compact build. They're strong horses and one of the most stubborn breeds too, so they won't be bossed around easily, but they're confident and hardworking and I just love love loooove the way they look. Ooo birds and cats! I've got a birdwatching book with all the types of birds found in my country, what's your favourite bird?? I love cats too, I can spend hours just petting them, if one walks up to me on the street I consider all my errands for the day paused until the cat leaves again haha. Do you have any cats??
I imagine me taking your face in my hands so often too, how your jaw would feel in the cup of my hands, how easily you'd move your head in whatever direction I'd want you to, how soft your lips would be to kiss. Did you know that I have snakebites? ;) You'd look so cute being too shy to look at me afterwards and I'd just take your face in my hands and turn you to face me before kissing you again <3 I'm not a natural touchy person but I get soooo clingy when I'm drunk, I'd be all over you for sure. I spent Monday night thinking about what would make you the most flustered, how I could make you blush so pretty. Would it be my words? My mouth on your skin? My hands wandering everywhere? If I were to tease you in public would you try to get us to go back as soon as possible or would you wait in torturous anticipation? I was thinking about whether there's any 'weird' things you like, you already know that some of my interests can be a little out there, but what about you darling? Is there anything unusual that gets you all flustered? Oh man you saying that you can't get me out of your head... It's like I'm leaving an imprint on you, aren't I, god that's making me a little flustered. Your words linger in my mind too, I go to sleep at night hoping I'll wake up to a message from you because you've wormed your way into my brain and you aren't going anywhere, I love your words my cutie<3
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Omen's first impressions of twst characters vs now
This is just for funsies, and bc im playing the english game this is just the characters whos chapters are out rn
Riddle : ohmyfuckinggod you tiny little menace you better pray to whatever deity there is here bc heaven help me if you so much as tell me what to do i will snap your forarm in half like a twig
Now : *begrudging sigh* your trauma is valid. I wouldnt wish that on anyone. But if i hear one rule come out your mouth directed at me you get a three second head start, otherwise it's on sight
Ace : ah yes, the troublemaker side kick with Protagonist Syndrome
Now : You funky lil fucker you are now my little brother im adopting you you annoying lil bitch
Deuce : Ah, theres gotta be some Tramatic Backstory for this kiddo
Now : b a b y. c h i l d. I love you my little brother come here its okay I'll help you with your homework
Cater : Oh shit, hes so hot hold on-
Now : see id highkey have a social media crush on you but in reality we've only talked like four times and have almost nothing in common
Trey : ah yes, the big brother type
Now : Meh, tastes like... vanilla icecream. NEXT
Leona : fuck you you lazy bitchy spoild asshole
Now : still that a little bit but hes grown on me. A guilty pleasure of mine. We can have a little Depression Catman, as a treat
Ruggie : Cute cute cute fluffy boy!! HIS EARS THE WAY THEY MOVE ohmygod *happy stims*
Now : still the same, would absolutely take advantage of me finding him adorable but honestly i aint even mad
Jack : Nope. Doggos make me Nervous, jock types do too, especially big intimidating ones
Now : okay youre actually just a tsundere. I can work with that. A hidden Good Boy
Azul : fuck no i aint doing that shady capitalist shit. big Car Salesman energy
Now : COME HERE DARLING PLEASE EAT SOME CHICKEN WINGS WITH ME BABY IT'S OKAY ILY I STG IF I CATCH YOU COUNTING CALORIES IM TAKING THE LABELS OFF OF EVERYTHING
Jade : oh thats The Devil. There is Satan behind his eyes. Ive seen this shit before
Now : teach me your ways mushroom-sempai. I am one murderous merman away from borderline kinning him god i need therapy
Floyd : lol imma keep you. The Unhinged Outcast type, aka my ✨Favorite Trope✨
Now : exactly the same. When his voice gets deep and scary thats my favorite. I wanna see him fully loose it i bet hed completely rip someone to shreds y e s gimme the feral merman
#i had no idea riddle was so popular bc i hated him as soon as we met him#omen speaks#a wild shitpost appeared#twsted wonderland#twst#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#deuce spade#cater diamond#trey clover#leona kingscholar#ruggie bucchi#jack howl#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech
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💜JJK Character Headcanons (SFW)💜
My interpretation of the other JJK characters!
JJK Manga Spoilers!!!
Includes: Gojo, Sukuna, Geto (both of them), Toji, Uraume, Nanami, and Choso
Warnings: Light cussing, Mahito 🙄🤮
Gojo
He is,,, a lot to say the least.
Is super happy you chose to date him
He's like,, rich rich and will shower you in gifts
jewelry, clothes, food, etc.
an absolute menace >:(
will make fun of you (lovingly ig 🙄)
Would randomly kiss you in public just to get a reaction out of you
Gojo id def very touchy
must be touching you at all times (holding your hand, arm around your shoulder, just something)
Constantly wants attention
Reading a book? Not anymore it's time for cuddles
Cooking dinner? Fucker will wrap his arms around you from behind only to bite your neck
No matter how annoying or mean he is, can guarantee you he loves you more than himself (which is surprising)
Sukuna (4 arms!!)
a complete bitch. <3
you somehow wiggled you little way into his heart n now you won't leave
kinda annoying ngl
he'd never admit it but he loves seeing your small form in his 4 Big ass arms
also loves kisses, surprisingly
just something about them,,, hits different
Don't expect much attention he has better things to do
if needed you will be sacfraficed
he may love you but he has priorities lol
good luck don't die!
Geto
Very caring
can be a bit overbearing at times but he means well
Will let you play with his hair
He won't admit it but that's his favorite part of the day
Has a routine to greet you
1.) Kiss on forehead 2.) "Good morning/afternoon/evening, my love." 3.) Kiss on lips
very sweet <3
Everything he does has purpose so go easy on him luvs
Also a menace like Gojo
Geto (Kenjaku)
Kind of a bitch if I'm being honest
He's pretty busy, won't have much time to give you attention
Will also let you play with his hair while he does his work
You're gonna have to deal with Mahito 🤢🤮 and Choso ❤💫
When he does have time to give you enough attention it's amazing
will hold you to his chest and pet your head lovingly
movie nights are most frequent dates bc it keeps mahito entertained from being a sticky ipad kid :///
Like I said He's kinda mean so don't get in the way of his work
Toji
DILFDILFDILF
Yeah y'all knew what to expect
He may be a canon freeloader but I think he'd pay his end of the deal with a partner
Basically a sugar baby
Is a dick most of the time, but it's more of the little things with him
He can be sweet with small gestures like flowers or having dinner ready before you're home
Don't expect too much he's away a lot
Will always repay you tho 👀
Uraume
You became their #1 priority when you came into their life
it used to be sukuna but you gave them a feeling they'd never felt before, at least not in that context:
Love <3
They're still pretty new to the feeling and taking care of someone because you want to rather than it being your job
please be patient they're trying their best!!
Likes when you play with their hair, will do it back if you'd like
Likes to be held against your chest, feels like home
Surprisingly Sukuna allowed you to stay with Uraume and so graciously chose not to kill you
but seeing his precious assistant in love struck a chord in him, I suppose
Just give uraume all your love and they will be loyal to you (and sukuna of course) for forever <3
Nanami <3
omg he is so sweet PLEASE
Ideal husband and honorary dilf
Will put so much care and effort into the relationship
always make sure you're happy and feel loved
communication!!!
If you're stressed he just knows and you won't even have to lift a finger
Loves when you cook for him
Loves just coming home and cuddling with you especially after a long day of overtime and/or Gojo
Will take you on the best dates
legit never disappoints
will show up with flowers and take you to a fancy restaurant and then maybe a walk in the park
Will love you with his whole heart I stg
Choso (My beloved)
He's still new to relationships so be patient
Will care for you SO MUCH in whatever way you need
like if you're stressed, sad, got hurt on a mission
he knows exactly how to care for you and get you happy n healthy
another ideal husband
def a family man (with his brothers y'know)
Love language is words of affirmation
"You're doing great sweetheart" OMFGGGG
the sweetest please
will ALWAYS try his best for you
also loves cuddles
baby just wants to hold you and make sure you feel loved 🥺🥺🥺
#jjk#jujustu kaisen#jjk headcanons#gojo satoru#nanami kento#choso#headcanon#geto suguru#toji fushiguro#ryomen sukuna#uraume#jjk x reader#river-bee hcs#river-bee gn.reader
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Season 4, Episode 1: An Extremely Chaotic and Incoherent Review
What’s this??? Tumblr user demetriandelibinaryboyfriends MAKING POSTS again??? It’s more likely than you think!!!
I refrained for a hot sec so as not to spoil anyone, but now??? NO MERCY, BITCHES.
Full disclaimer that this “review” (and the rest of the episode “reviews” I do) is basically just a bunch of rambling thoughts and word vomit and probably not at all cohesive. That’s just how I have to roll sometimes!
The Good:
Johnny throwing a water bottle at Demetri is 10/10
Neat!!! Hawk apologized for stealing the medal of honor and beating up Nate for charity money!!! Big fan of that. I wish that scene was longer but the fact he's trying to apologize to people besides Demetri is something!!!
GOD this fucker Demetri can't go for more than like 5 minutes without being with Eli huh? Like literally as SOON as MD and EF take a break, Dem wanders over to talk to him. He can't stay away in the least
Random thing that might warrant analysis later!!! Demetri's kinda flipped from his S1 self. It used to be that he was way too terrified to stand up to his enemies (i.e. the library scene), but had no issue mouthing off at his friends when he thought they were being stupid. Now, he has no issues telling off people like Tory, but he does seem to have trouble standing up to his friends (i.e. Chris and Nate). My theory is that it's because Dem's learned the hard way that when he's too rude and snippy at his friends, losing them is a very real possibility. He kinda accidentally drove Eli away by not knowing when to stop being critical, and I think he has concerns about losing his new friends the same way.
HAHAHAHA MIGUEL YOU DUMBFUCK, there's all kinds of awkwardness between his mom and his sensei when he brings Ali up and it all flies right over the top of his cute little hairdo
Love that Sam at least tried to reach out to Robby. Like I knew damn well it wasn't going to go well, and it made my heart hurt, but Sam isn't giving up on her friends that easy!!! I do miss their friendship, but I can understand why it's prolly not gonna be a thing again.
Sam and Miguel just vibin as a couple, no petty contrived drama around that so far and I love that
Aight I don't hate Robby x Tory actually, they've both been through it and have rough family lives. It's nice to see both of them have at least one person to be there for them when they've lost pretty much everyone else.
Demetri and Eli bonding over sparring stages and highkey saving the dojo teamup solely through the power of being nerdy over martial arts. Like. The absolute perfect fusion of their old interests and their new interests.
"Eli's a design whiz" homeboy's so proud of his boyfriend I stg
The Bad:
DAMN IT DEMETRI DEFEND YOUR BOYFRIEND
Like I understand why he didn't for the reasons I talked about above but it still hurts!!!
Also Chris and Nate totally cockblocked my boys, for shame
I'm sure this will get me slain on the spot but I...honestly don't care that much about the Kreese/Silver relationship at the moment??? Like I think it's a cool plot for sure but at the moment it's getting more screen time than I would like XD I want more screen time dedicated to the combined dojos tbh, in all their chaos and dysfunction.
Besides, we know Silver's gonna end up coming back to CK, so dragging out the "reveal" of it seems kinda unnecessary
"WHAT!!!" you scream. "YOU'RE ONLY WATCHING THE SHOW FOR GAY HAWK AND DEMETRI MOMENTS!!!" You're right. I am. I'm a rat bastard who plays favorites with gay karate ships.
That's basically it this was a good episode
Stay tuned for more!!!
#hawk x demetri#demetri x eli#binary boyfriends#hawkmeat#elimetri#eli x demetri#demetri x hawk#eli moskowitz#hawk#demetri cobra kai#demetri alexopoulos#still wild being able to tag his last name#cobra kai#cobra kai season 4#season 4#season four#chris cobra kai#nate cobra kai#miguel diaz#samantha larusso#sam larusso#robby keene#tory nichols#samiguel#keenry
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This is so utterly stupid but I have a few HC’s about Muslim Dabi(again obv this isn’t canon I just think it’s funny)
-Dabi would def be the type of Muslim dude who claims to be super religious cuz he never eats pork and “goes to the mosque to pray”(which is actually just code for hitting a blunt in the back of the parking lot w Hawks and Shigaraki💀), but yet smokes^^ and still has hella sex with like every other girl who bats her lashes at him from across the dining hall
-he also is a big cat lover, he claims since the Prophet Muhammad had cats of his own it’s sunnah to keep one
-on Eid namaz he’s the most dripped out one at the session, I’m talking black kurta dress, nice ass watch, slicked back hair...but funny enough, no one has actually seen him in line for the prayers themselves
-if he were back at home with the rest of the Todoroki’s, he’d most definitely be THE MOST spoiled one. Fuyumi would get on his ass for not cleaning the dishes, but he’d wave her off and tell her it’s training for her to be a better housewife for her future husband(cue a soapy sponge thrown at his head)
-Snitches.Constantly. Bro like this dude catches Shoto on his phone when he’s supposed to be doing a dua? Boom, instant callout followed by a long ass lecture about how he’s straying away from his religion and how he’s going to hell just because he spent one measly moment on his device instead of praising da lord
-Hes also always telling fuyumi to cover up her sleeves that come just a bittt before her wrists, claiming that she’s showing too much skin(especially when Hawks is over, that fucker’s got his eyes on every single one of his family members). But she’s quick to point out his secret tattoos, piercings, and hair dyes. He just scoffs and pulls the “women were created lesser than men so it’s okay for me to act a fool but not for you” card🙄stg I can’t stand him
-Since he’s the closest to Natsu, he’s always giving Eid money to him the most. The dude will slouch against his favorite brothers’ door, watching him play 2K. “What do you want?” Natsu asks with no real malice, not taking his eyes off the changing screen, furiously clicking away on his controller. “Mom says you gotta iron your clothes, Fuyumi’s doing her own so she can’t do yours as well. Oh, and Eid Mubarak by the way.” Natsu pauses him game and stands to stretch his arms above his head, groaning at the tendons popping in place on his back. “Yeah man, you too-what’s that?” He points to a fat parcel in Touya’s hand. The white-haired boy grins and chucks the bulging package at him, which Natsu catches easily. His eyes widen when he tears open the cream-colored paper envelope and reveals dozens of bills exceeding the usual 5-10$ family limit. “Yo, what-how-thanks Touya!” He sputters, throwing the package on his bed and throwing an arm around his brothers’ back in a man-hug. Touya rolls his eyes and barely suppresses a smile at Natsu’s excitement,(something he’s always wanting to be the source of) pounding his back to let go before he asphyxiates. He lets go and Touya smirks before heading towards the door, calling out over his shoulder, “Oh, and I’d thank Sho-turd as well while you’re singing my praise.” Natsu stops in his tracks and looks suspiciously at the withdrawing slender figure. “Why?”. Touya’s voice is distant as he moves to close and lock his door. “‘Cuz it’s his money after all.”
-The two brothers are always waking up at Sehri the earliest in Ramadhan, just so they can scarf down a majority of the food in the fridge and go to sleep without having to interact with the rest of their family at sunrise. And in the case that their family DOES wake up in time to see them chomping down food made for a WHOLE FAMILY and not just two boys, Touya is quick to grab his keys and jacket and cackle that him and Natsu are going to iHop to eat some more. Natsu ofc is quick to follow pursuit, throwing an apologetic grin towards his parents and other siblings.
-When they’re at the mosque and Enji has somehow bullied him enough to sit the hell down and actually ATTEND the lectures for once, Touya still has one up his sleeve. Planned out strategically, he always simpers to Rei that he wants to donate to the mosque, causing her eyes to water and a handful of cash thrown his way, her voice wobbly as she praises her son for actually taking the foundations of his religion seriously. Unbeknownst to her however, this just means that he’ll take a little bit more than he gives. Hawks will be standing at the front of the hall, bowing his head and using his silver tongue to graciously thank the many men and women who come forth to drop their allowance into the money basket. When he sees his best man approaching, he has to stop the smug grin from reaching his ears, instead slanting his brows and holding the basket out to the now black-haired thief. “Glad to see you’re taking eternal damnation seriously, for once,” Keigo flashes his perky whites and Dabi drops Rei’s money into the donation basket, dipping his hand a little lower for a second. “Glad to see you’re still standing here like some busboy peasant, as usual,” he fires back, the two boys catching each other’s eyes and stifling their cackles as the patched hand withdraws, a copious amount of bills in his hand, more than what he put in.
-100% steals shoes. Usually you hear about older men doing this, but age aint nothin’ but a number to Dabi, baby. “Nice kicks,” he nods to a boy Natsu’s age, noting the blue and black minimalist patterns adorning the shoes. The boy recognizes Dabi as one of the most revered figures at the mosque (and the most featured by adults. Who’d want their kid hanging out with the eldest Todoroki as an influence?) and bobs his head excitedly, spewing out the manufacture and release dates of the shoes. Dabi looks at the fanboy amusedly, continuing to lean against the shoe rack as more people crowd around and start to push the boy inside. “See you later Dabi!” The eccentric kid calls out as he’s pushed into the hall by grumbling uncles. The ravenette snickers fo himself, “Yeah, but you won’t be seeing these shoes anytime soon.”
-A notorious playboy in the community. Uncles glare at him, unable to scold him outright for his shenanigans due to his father’s close presence, and aunties steer their children away from him at dinner parties. Speaking of, Dabi’s at a dinner right now. He’s lighting up a joint in amongst 3 mesmerized girls sitting on the floor in front of him and 2 jealous dudes his age in a locked room, away from all the screaming little kids. “Wow Dabi, doesn’t it burn?” The youngest of the three girls asks him with imploring eyes. He smiles a charming smile down at her and he thinks he sees the other two swoon. “Nah, sweetheart, you get used to it after a little while. Don’t be like me though, keep yourself pure and clean,” he shoots a wink at them and they giggle, faces turning red. The other two boys sitting at the far end of the bed scowl at his successful flirting, but Dabi doesn’t care for any of them, honestly, they’re just target practice. Right as he inhaled the fumes of another puff, a little body throws itself at the door, banging its fists on the wood. “It’s time for food!” They all jump at the intrusion and chuckle as the intruder runs away, containing to scream about food being served. The group gets up to leave and exits through the door, but Dabi takes his time. He wasn’t done with his joint, and he has to waft the smell away anyways when he leaves. He’s opening a window to let out some air when he heads a soft shuffle from behind him. “Shows over guys, go eat-“ but when he turns around, the oldest girl of the three stands before him, fiddling with her hands and looking at the floor. “Um, Dabi? I know you said not to try it out by ourselves so...I was wondering if you could-if you could teach me how...?” She looks at the half-used roll in his hand, and he looks from the blunt to her face. He looks behind her. A closed door. Perfect. Taking a step forwards, he relishes in how she takes a hesitant step back, the breath in her throat catching but she still doesn’t back down. She looks to him like he’s a god, and he feels like one right now. And so he steps closer until she’s backed against the wall, his lids lowered to her wide ones, and he placed a hand next to her head. “Didnt your mom ever tell you not to take things from strangers?” He ghosts by the shell of her ear, and she shivers. “She never told me the strangers would be this hot,” and he has to laugh a bit at her tenacity. He pulls away and flops back on the bed, signaling for her to join him. “Well come one then, I’m hungry, better hurry up before I change my mind.” And 5 shotguns later, Dabi barely wipes off her bright pink lipstick from his face and straightens his kurta along with his hair before bounding down the steps, eager for food. At his command, she comes down a minute after him as to not cause any suspicion, but it doesn’t stop Rei from shooting him a knowing glare from the living room as he piles his plate with food. He shoves a veggie roll in his mouth as he turns to join the boys in the dining area, but his path is blocked by a large woman. “I know you’re up to no good. The children told me what funny smell was coming from the room upstairs, and I know you’re to blame, Touya Todoroki. I respect your mother a lot so I won’t make a scene here-“ he interrupts her, mouth half full with a roll, “-I mean, you already kinda are,-“ but she continues her tirade. “-I don’t think you’re a good influence on these kids, especially your siblings. What self respecting family would be okay with their son acting like a hooligan, having piercings, smelling like weed?” He smirks and swallows before swerving around her. “I don’t know Aunty, why don’t you ask your daughter? She didn’t seem to mind my, ah, influence.”
-When they were all younger, there was a time where End*avor wanted the boys the toughen up a bit and stop messing around so much. He brought the family up to the mountains in a nice cabin, purposefully choosing an area with farms nearby. It was around the time of Eid-e-Adha, so naturally goats and sheep’s were going to be sacrificed for the family feast. Touya already knew what was going on, so Enji left it up to him, a scrawny preteen boy to take over the initiation. Fuyumi wanted to come to the farm too, but Touya glared at her and told her to stay home because “girls are too emotional for this.”(he really did think that, but above all he held a secret soft spot for his only younger sister). Natsu and Touya both started heading down to the field to pick out a goat, and ofc little Shoto wanted to come along to. He begged and begged for his older brothers to bring him along and to not leave him at home for once, and with a sly glance to Natsu, Touya relented. He leaned down to Shoto’s eye-level and asked with serious eyes, “You sure?”. Shoto nodded eagerly, standing straight up as to look more solemn and mature. Natsu held back a snicker and grabbed Shoto by the collar as they dragged him out to the pasture. Oh, the little boy was in heaven among the bleating sheep and fluffy coats. “Go ahead, pick one out!” Touya said eagerly, nodding to the clueless toddler to choose a sacrificial sheep. And so the heterochromatic child pointed to one, looking to his big brothers for assurance, to which they gave an excited nod. Shoto yelped with glee and spent the rest of the afternoon frolicking with the soon-to-be-mutton chops, completely oblivious to its grim fate and creating a bond with the animal. So when it was finally sunset and the time came to start preparing for the feast, Touya walked over leisurely to Shoto, pushed the grubby hand away from the animal’s collar, and started pulling the creature towards the chopping block. “W-what’re you doing?” Shoto asked uncertainty. “Well, we gotta eat, right? Thanks for picking out such a fat sheep, ‘wonder how it’s gonna taste,”. The eldest grinned with malice at his youngest brother, who started to sniffle and ball his fists. “You’re lying! Leave it alone!” He cried out. “Nope, m’not lying, ask Natsu.” Natsu turns to Shoto and shrugs his shoulders without any real regret. “You’re the one who wanted to come along, right? Think of how proud dad will be of his favorite-he finally sacrificed his first sheep!”
-the first time he was ever asked to lead the namaz, Keigo and Tomura kept kicking the back of his legs so he would fall over while trying to recite the prayers, and in turn he’d immediately whip around in the middle of the whole damn hall and shoot fire at the two howling boys. Needless to say, he was never asked to read again
(one would think since Dabi knows sooo much about being a gOoD mUsLim and how to follow the rules he’d take some of that advice HIMSELF)
#dabi#dabi headcanons#touya#touya headcanons#muslim mha#mha headcanons#touya todoroki#mha crack#bnha#mha#bnha dabi#mha dabi#mha toya#bnha touya
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Wait, are you actually catching heat for calling S**** ugly? Like....he is. I romanced the fucker. He is. He just is. It's ok. Take the L. It's a videogame. I'm sorry you're dealing with garbage. And ppl wonder why ppl leave da fandom I stg....I'm sorry if dwelling on it isn't helping. I just wanted to send love bc you're great 💜
Thank you, you're so kind and it's much appreciated! ❤
But not to worry, very few of them have contacted me directly.
Unfortunately none were funny or clever enough for me to reply to, so I simply ignored them.
I know that some contacted my friend about it but she won't tell me what they said 😤.
But aside from that I haven't really been thinking on it tbh. I've been busy all day.
I'm just surprised the post blew up. I left it untagged because I wanted to be funny with my followers. But unfortunately my friend (bunabi) is a reformed Sol@vellen and many of them still follow her.
And what's funny???
I romanced him too.
After I completed my first playthrough I thought to myself, 'There's a lot of potential drama in this!' And romanced him.
But then I realized that my Inquisitor doesn't fit with So|as so I scrapped it that aspect and made them begrudging allies.
It's still my favorite playthrough tho and the drama is good but like... I think he's ugly.
And he's definitely got an ugly personality, so there's that too~♡
#it's not because he's bald either#he's just...it's his face#and like...as a mass effect fan falling for ugly LI is nothing new to me#but like....this feels wholly different lol#at least they're all nice!#trust me I had no intention of falling for Thane and yet....
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what's your favorite thing about all your friends?? :3 gO OFF beautiful man
oof, my friends??? lmao, where do i even start w/those bitches i love them. bUT BEFORE I GO OFF, THIS CANNOT LEAVE US BCAUSE IM DRUNK AS FUCK RN AND HAVE NO FILTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA COME OUT OF ME (lmao) AND IF THEY'RE GONNA FUCKIN KILL ME FOR IT so no fuckin snitchin. im watching you 👀
braaanch branch branch bRANCH im so fucking happy we're friends. this is just the tip of the damn iceberg, but he's so fucking nice!! he denies it at any opportunity but not just anyone is as protective as that fucker, he'd do anything for anyone of us and i fucking love that. it annoys the fuck out of me, bcause he doesn't seem to get that we LIKE HIM and him getting hurt is BULLSHIT but i love where it comes from. he'd do fucking ANYTHING to protect us. he's so damn comforting to be around because it kinda feels like nothing's gonna hurt you if he's there?? if that makes any sense, lmao. also he's fucking BEAUTIFUL like??? what the fuck he drinks SWEAT ive sEEN HIM DO IT who gave him the right to be so damn pretty?!?! oOOF and don't get me STARTED on how understanding he is, GOOD FUCK. im sobbing like a baby for no damn reason and he's just THERE looking awkward, sure, but he just talks and talks until i can breathe again and OOF i love that big ol dork
QUEEN POPPY, MY ANGEL!!! she's so brave, like, too brave sometimes. she cares so damn deeply for all of us and i fuckin love that she's always willing to drop something to help us or just frikin make us feel better about some shit that don't even matter. she's just!!! so good!! she's always there to HUG or CUDDLE and she gets that sometimes that's all a man rlly needs to get thru the day again. man my dudes i can trust that girl w/anything, she'd help me bury a BODY with 0 questions. well, i mean. not 0, but you get it, she's so sweet!! fuck man i'd put my life in her hands and i already HAVE she's the most trustworthy person i've ever met. she's so thoughtful too??? like, she genuinelly listenes to complaints and requests of us dumbass villagers who don't know how to do things and she iMPLANTS IMPROVEMENTS ASAP SHE'S AN ANGEL WHO WE TRULY DON'T DESERVE
COOOPEERRRR MY BEST BRO!!!!!! i love that funky boy!!!! coopers so damn chill, i can just fucking go to his house at 3 in the morning and he's all "sup dude, want a drink?" or he just acts like i was there the whole time and screams "GUY I JUST GOT THE BEST PRANK IDEA GET YOUR KEY TO BRANCH'S BUNKER I BOUGHT THE STREAMERS ALREADY LETS FUCK SHIT UP" he's so good at making you feel good no matter what you're doin or what you're goin thru UGH he's fuckin fantastic. whatta lad.
SATIN YOU BEAUTIFUL GIRL oh my GOSH i adore her
and one cannot be without the other mISS CHENILLE!!! she's a dramatic BITCH and i LOVE HER good fuck her sarcasm is ON POINT prAISE THE LORD she's SAVAGE. we've spent HOURS once just smack-talking each other, i don't even remember how it started, but she's a QUEEN. but she's also super respectful?? she knows how to get under people's skin but also knows where to push and where to hold, u know???? that doesn't make sense but like, she knows what to say in either extreme like, if you bein a sad bitch she knows what to say to fix it and make you either feel better or just talk some sense into you. she doesn't judge or ask to many questions she just. listens then verbally tells you how to fix it or how to feel better about it and for some reason when she talks i just. believe her??? lol, wack i know, but she's a damn good person and i appreciate her more than i think she knows
biggieeeeee what an angel. a big ol teddy bear. he's such a damn bleeding heart, he's so hekcin kind
suki is a different kind of chill than cooper, she just sees things happening around her and knows they'll pass one day and lets that keep her calm and im hECKIN JEALOUS!! she's so good with people too, especially kids!!! she knows how to keep things light while also keeping them real and it's amazing. AND HER MUSIC, HOLY SHIT, SHE'S SO TALENTED!!!! SHE'S SO DAMN GOOD!!!! everything i hear from her is a BOP and it SLAPS i adore her!! oof, tbh she's one of the first people who made me adore what my voice could do, she finally talked me into singing the lead for one of her songs when we were dumb-ass tweenagers and hasn't let me look back since. it's rough to look back on now, tweenagers and all, but that's w/out a single doubt when i stopped hating my autotune jams~ she knows how to give everyone a place w/out making it obvi that she's doing anything special or out of the ordinary. Suki is a goddamn angel.
SMIDGE!!! THAT BITCH SHE'S A FUCKING /RIOT/ I LOVE THAT WACKY LESBIAN. our rivalry dictates that im not allowed to say that but good fuck what kinda asshole would i be if i left her out of this lovefest she's AMAZING and i can't even lie. she's so damn determined about everything she does!!! she's beautiful and she never lets anyone judge her for a single damned thing FUCK i wish i had that confidence its SEXY AS FUCK. she's so damn strong too??? she's been lifting since we were 14 and she's sTILL not stopping she's gonna lift up the entire damn world one day and i can't wait to see it. she's so loyal to us too, and like, even on your worst days you'd never ever doubt HER friendship bcause she'd bench press YOU into a suplex if you dared to. she does anything even if she's not good at it just because she wants to try. smidge is a beautiful bitch and despite our rivalry im damn well aware that we'd die for each other.
i have succesfully went OFF i hope that's what you wanted bby
THIS DOES NOT LEAVE THIS POST B LEASE REMEMBER THAT
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Writing Update 4/5/19
Word Count: 4103
Favorite Line: “I see you are awake.” He signs, scowling a little. “I see you are as pleasant as I thought you’d be.”
Update: I need you all to know that picking my favorite line from Scout and Sparky’s first encounter in T3 was so fucking impossible bc it was so good i just. These two are so salty when they want to be i stfg. I didn’t get to explore Scout’s salty side much before because i was focused too much on his anxiety but like, when he’s comfortable and in his element, he’s a salty fucker. it’s just like. put him in any situation where he’s not quite in control and he gonna freak out. I’m also kinda trying out Scout being completely nonverbal in T3? It just kinda... makes more sense with his character? Like he’s got this serious anxiety, and he lost his hearing at a later age, and his parents were. hella mean about it and how it changed his speaking and stuff and constantly trying to make him “normal” again, so with his anxiety, it’d totally make sense if he was too nervous to speak at all bc of people yelling at him. And so yea. I’m testing out lots of stuff with this rewrite and i just want to rant about it ALL but im still trying to restrain myself and... not exactly sure why tbh. I just feel it’d get really fucking long. But im making so many changes and its soooo much fucking better i stg this is truly an upgrade from even T2, which was a literal rewrite i didn’t change much of anything. So this is. Optimal. Anyways yea. I should like... probably write down what im changing tho bc ill forget otherwise... uh... yea. Let’s do that. Also yea, the update is just im still working on the rewrite and its going really good so like yea, that’s about it.
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yeah im drinking a bit at 130am i have to be at work in five hours but im SAD and i hate my coworkers and im gonna stay up and feel like shit all week so you know fuck it im gonna bitch about it on main bc im tired of giving a fuck about what people think of me and im not putting it under the cut because i seriously dont fucking care
i shoulda bought more cigarillosi havent fucking smoked in seven years like my parents found my cigars when i was a baby adult and yelled at me so i tossed them and never looked back
except now i live on my own in a tiny shitty room that is cheap enough for me to pay off my student loans real fucking fast living with two extremely adorable dogs(they’re my roommates) who dont like being petted so what even are they good for except dragging in dead animals all the fucking time and leaving hair everywhere literally i had to stop baking for my coworkers because no matter how clean i was i ALWAYS FOUND MORE FUCKING FUR but its fine because i don’t like these coworkers anyways
like i know i work in tech but what are the fucking chances that my team would be four white blonde guys(at least two are blue eyed) in their early thirties and then me like what the FUCK and i still have two more months with these fuckers. i have to figure out how to survive eight more weeks with these people who don’t like or respect me. i feel like a goddamn token minority hire and it makes me want to quit. like, just straight up two weeks notice i don’t give a FUCK about completing the rest of my work i don’t give a FUCK about helping this team i don’t give a FUCK about this work assignment my coworkers are so fucking dismissive and passive aggressive AT BEST and whiny turds at worst. i hate coming in at 630 and leaving at 345 without taking a lunch so my work has gotten like 10 extra hours of work for me thats literally, after tax, another student loan payment.
im so fucking miserable here. this town is so fucking small. theres nothing to do here except spend twenty dollars to go to tea except i have to do it myself bcause i dont know how to fucking interact wioth people
and then i thought this month oh ill try to get people i like together for halloween movies at my house except my house is a disaster because my roommate doesnt know how to fucking clean her shit up
literally her dogs shit on the couch and she took hours to do a half assed job of cleaning up. i cleaned the table, the kitchen, the floors, everything, and within two weeks she covered the newly cleaned surfaces with her shit. and like, its like pulling teeth to even get her to move her shit from the dryer after a MONTH so i know any sort of cleaning isn;t going to get done by her
like i thought leaving my parents house would make things so much better i thought the distance would allow me to finally live like an adult, but im essentially living the same fucking life, overextended by my responsibilities, depressed to the point of ideation, too anxious to talk to anyone, except now i have quadruple the bills, still no fucking s/o because apparently im totally unfuckable like even this fucking loser from target ghosted me, and my parents passive aggressively text me everyday because i don’t update them all the time on my THRILLING life that consists of a nine hour work day, three hours of studying for a professional exam that my work won’t pay for, and two hours of costume shit based on a character in a game series i don’t even fucking like for a party im not even going to attend
and like the obvious answer is drop the costume shit, block your parents for a couple weeks, and go to therapy. i hurried i RUSHED to get my own health insurance so i could finally finally get therapy, only to find out that if my work finds out im getting therapy theyll block any chance at promotion and in this small shitty town there are ten total therapists in a sixty mile radius, only two of which specialize in the CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) except one is a dude and the other does christian counseling and i fucking refuse to interact with religion i dropped any pretense of religion four years ago and im not fucking going back and if you even FUCKING mention it to me i stg so i guess i have to take my chances with the dude
god i dont want to go to work tomorrow but ive p consistently taken a day off every two weeks and im trying to save up my leave for when i want to just fucking ditch out for a week next year after i pay off my student loans
like EVERYTHING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER ONCE I MOVED. i told myself oh everything will be better once i transfer except it wasnt i got even more stressed and felt more pressure. i told myself oh everything will be bettwe once i graduate except not only was it not but i hit the worst period of my life after graduating i couldn’t socialize i couldn’t speak i just laid on the floor of my childhood room crying and cutting myself because i couldn’t functgion because life didnt have purpose anymore. i told myself oh everything will be better once i move out once im away from the environment tht made me sick BUT GUESS WHAT TUMBLR the FUCKING ENVIRONMENT THAT MADE ME SICK WAS ME. GUESS WHAT I’M THE TOXIC PRESENCE IN MY LIFE. GUESS WHAT YOU CAN’T RUN AWA FROM YOUR OWN BRAIN.
im so fucking tired of trying im so tired of waiting for things to get better i keep trying things i did cbt on my own for months and it did nothing i drank a lot for a month and it did nothing but make me pee a lot i smoked again and it didn’t help i start cutting again and it did nothing like the only vice i have is eating except to pay off my student loans asap my food budget got stripped so i cant even do that and im just. im so fucking tired of this. im tired of throwing money at my student loan app. im tired of having no room besides my bed so i have to cut fabric while laying under my bed because there no room for me and my cutting mat. im tired of spending every weekend studying my fe study materials for an exam to get a certification my work doesn’t care about whatsoever. im tired of not feeling excited about anything. this is usually my favorite month of the year and i havent done a single fall activity. i dont know why the only person in this stupid city who likes me is the dude who realized im the only single black girl in the city and therefore has decided to make it his mission to try to wear me down so he can fuck me. im tired of working in a team where i have to be the voice of all women all black people and all queer people. im tired of having to either report my comings and goings to my parents from two hundred miles away when they don’t pay for any of my shit(in fact, i pay for some of their shit and they still demand updates like they’re entitled to my fucking life) hold on im getting another drink
and like if i want to even be considered one of the team i have to perform to perfection better than the other fuckers on the team whic means i have to show up before the earliest arriver and leave after my boss leaves and i still gotta do all my personal shit and i cant take a lunch and im UFKCKING SICK OF IT. the other team in our open office is a million times more diverse, they actually communicate and discuss shit. their boss is a woman and they occasionally have women on their team on assignment. they spent an hour debating and charting pizza topping preferences so they could order pizza together. meanwhile, my team cant even be assed to actually ask me a question.
i dont fucking want to go to work tomorrow. i dont want to fucking go back to this team ever again. my boss offered me a permanent position and i didnt know how to tell him that i hate this team and i cant wait to leave and mute the team server forever and if my next assignment didnt require an additional security thing(DESPITE THE FACT THAT I’VE NEVER STEPPED OUT OF LINE MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE I HAD GOOD HS ATTENDANCE I PARTICIPATED IN CLUBS I GOT A FUCKING NATIONAL AWARD I VOLUNTEERED WITH A CHRISTIAN CHURCH I PARTICIPATED IN CLUBS AND STUDENT ORGS IN COLLEGE I DIDNT DRINK A SIP OF ALCOHOL UNTIL I WAS 21 I DIDN’T SMOKE UNTIL I WAS 18 I NEVER TRIED ANY DRUGS NOT EVEN WEED IN FACT THE MOMENT DRUGS WERE PRESENT IN MY SOCIAL CIRCLES I LEFT THOSE SOCIAL CIRCLES AND NEVER LOOKED BACK I NEVER COMMITTED ANY CRIMES I NEVER ASSOCIATED WITH ANYONE WHO DID CRIMES IVE NEVER LEFT THE COUNTRY AS AN ADULT I LITERALLY HAVE THE BACKGROUND OF SOMEONE WHO SPENT 25 YEARS SITTING IN A ROOM EATING SALTINES AND STARING AT A WALL UNTIL I STARTED WORKING) that is taking fucking forever despite my perfect background i would have left this assignment early AND i would have given them excellent documentation when i went.
im so fucking tired. im tired of everything.
#i finished writing this shit at 230 at this point any sleep is gonna be shit but the alcohol is making me sleepy so whatever#there was no chance i was going to get a decent nights sleep anyways#i fucking hate everything
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A-Z NSFW: Hansol
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A = Aftercare
Jesus Christ I love Hansol where is he...I really believe Hansol would be one of the best bfs/lovers. Sex with Hansol in general isn’t very rough, so that isn’t really a concern with aftercare with Hansol. With him, it’s really just a quick wipe down or if you can move: a shower. Aaand he’s an extreme cuddler, so look forward to that.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I’m obsessed with his lips is that weird idk His favorite is kind of your fault. He has the most beautiful eyes ever?? And if you’re in a relationship with Ji-fucking-Hansol and don’t tell him how pretty his eyes are at every chance you get what are you even doing???? You’ve kinda swayed him into liking his own eyes a lot more than he would’ve but now he’s figured out how his gaze can actually turn you into a pile of mush, and that’s a good discovery in his book. Hansol loves your legsHe’s got really nice legs tbh and he especially loves being able to grasp the warmth beneath his fingers and have them wrapped around his waist..
C = Cum
I feel like Hansol’s classic boy. It’s either in you, or he did a botched pull out attempted to actually cum on a specific spot in mind and it’s just all over your thighs.
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
It’s not so much a secret, it’s more of a secret just how much he enjoys spanking you. He’s pretty cautious with you during sex, so spanking is kind of a middle ground that isn’t going to really hurt you, and he really likes it.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
B Y E his fucking hips his goddamn legs ya mother fuckin dicc in my fac-
anyways...he’s been kept in the basement so long i stg sm give him to us that I doubt he has any experience, but that mother fucker watches some good porn or something how does one move their hips like that without a reference i just????
F = Favorite position
His hips are the main event in sex obvi and no matter the position, he’s pretty much constantly in control. Hansol’s favorite position is you topping, having you propped up on your knees to give him room to move beneath you, and hold your hips and thrust wildly up into you.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Hansol’s pretty soft in your non-sexual relationship, but in the bedroom he’s very serious and almost in a character role, he’s very intense and focused. The atmosphere is pretty lighthearted, but he’s serious when it gets down to sex.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Can you see my ‘sharp dressed man’ fetish coming out yet Because of how well dressed he is, I’m certain he takes care of himself well; very clean and ‘gentlemanly’ or whatever. I don’t see him being bare, but he definitely manscapes pretty well.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Hansol’s semi wild in the bedroom, he’s not out of this world rough or anything, no bdsm stuff going on, but it’s not the soft love making movie stuff either. He expresses more romance in your non-sexual relationship to make up for sex, since sex is more of a lust fuck most of the time, aside from like birthdays where he goes all out to show you his love.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
[See Yearning] I don’t think he’s the most horny boy around, certainly not even the one in NCT. He’s kind of clingy so 99% of the time, if he’s horny, you’re around for some good fun instead of his hand. If it happens, the majority of the time it’s just an in the shower session from morning wood and needing to head to practice, so there’s no time to call you up.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
[Back to Dirty Secret] He’s not a full blown dom, but he likes having the most control, and spanking is kind of his thing. It’s a fun ‘punishment’ for the both of you, and since a lot of the time you’re topping/riding him, it’s pretty easy to just swing down and cover your skin in his hand print. Nothing hard enough to leave bruises, but you’ll certainly have some lovely red marks and a bit of soreness; something he likes to silently tease you about in public or around the boys with a light tap to you butt to strike the fire through your body again.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
The bed is the easiest on him, no one really likes rub burns or anything when he’s on his backing thrusting up in you for all it’s worth. Plus it’s the safest, the shower’s a no go after a bad experience....but a bath is a second favorite. He can just plop a bathbomb in the water and feign wanting a relaxing bath with you and end up having you in his lap before the water starts getting cold.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Hansol’s favorite pre-sex aka foreplay is making out and having you ride his thigh i have an obsession with his thighs....i think im just obsessed with hansol 99% of the time it starts as just a peck and affection and it quickly escalates to you in his lap and him worming his leg between yours, he gets off on seeing you get off on him.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
While he’s kind of a light dom, daddy kink is waaaay off his list. It’s semi of a joke in your relationship, calling him dad, but when his pants are around his ankles and his dick is in you, that word leaves your lips and he’s shutting it down.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
lord his mouth is perfect Hansol is a master in pleasing you, he likes seeing you squirm and hearing you plead for him and whine from what he does to you. When it’s going down, he’s already hard and ready to fuck the life out of you, a bj isn’t usually necessary, Hansol would rather be in you rather than in your mouth. He’s not typically going to ask for it, but if you initiate it, he’ll definitely sit back and let you have your fun.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Hansol’s not particularly rough, he’s got a pretty fast and intense pace. His pace isn’t going to be that porn ‘how is she alive after that!!’ stuff no seriously it looks like it hurts what is going on why but he’s definitely going to scramble your brains...
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies don’t happen very often with Hansol, he likes taking his time with you, building up the intensity and teasing you, having you squirming and begging for him, rarely do you leave his arms without at least 2 or 3 orgasms under your belt so he’s not a big fan on having to rush and missing out on half the fun. They happen occasionally, like squeezing in a quick one before he has to do his schedule or go to practice and knowing he won’t be back for a while, but typically he’d just wait till he has proper time to work your body like he can.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
After the Shower Incident, experimenting is kept to a minimum, if it sounds dangerous at all(ie. can someone break a leg) he’s very hesitant to try, if he agrees to try at all, so in general locations are pretty much not an option unless he deems it safe. Positions are usually the only thing he’s normally 100% game to try, there’s not much damage that can be done with positions beside pulling a muscle or getting a cramp, which compared to the threat of falling and breaking a bone, isn’t too heavy on his mind.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
With Hansol, over the getting into it aka making out and foreplay and his teasing and actual sex, he spends well over an hour on your body. ‘Dick entering’ sex lasts longer than average too, well over 10 minutes, he’s not a fast finisher, he takes a while to cum, you’re in for a long ass ride with him, that’s for sure.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Aside from positions, Hanol’s pretty hesitant to try anything new, toys included. The only thing he owns in several silk clothes, that he uses occasionally to blindfold you or very carefully tie your wrists. But other than that, you’ll have to be the one to bring things in if you want, he’s not going to initiate it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Honestly the reason sex with Hansol lasts so long is because of how lengthy his teasing is. He really likes hearing you being vocal, begging and whining and moaning before he’s even inside you. Part of his turn on is just seeing how well he can get you off with just his tongue or fingers. He won’t stop till you’re nearly in tears or use the safe word, he likes watching you wiggle for him.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
I see Hansol being a groaner, no one outside the room is going to hear him. Hansol really likes marking you too, so most of his sounds are muffled by him sucking and biting purple and red flowers into your skin.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
The story of why Hansol isn’t down for shower sex anymore: everything’s good and dandy, but lessons were learned that you probably shouldn’t put your foot on the soap dish, well unless you feel like slipping and crashing into the tum and ending up with a dislocated shoulder and having to go to the hospital in just pants and a bath robe wrapped around you because it hurts to much to try to put a shirt on.....don’t ever do it....just sit down and ride him like a horse..
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
[Insert his damn dick wiggle gif] He’s one of the guys that really knows how to tuck well....Him, Kai, Taemin, etc. I’m weirdly obsessed with how flat the front is....it’s such a mystery, where the fuck is your dick and how do you hide it that well???? I don’t trust those hiding diccs....He’s pretty slender in everything, according to Nana “the dick matches the boy, that’s a fact” no its not So in her words he’s “slender like his pretty lil body but he’s got them looooooong legs...you know what else is long? mhmmm” bye
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
In general, Hansol’s sex drive is relatively average, nothing insanely high or weirdly low. That being said, he’s always ready if you’re in the mood, it doesn’t take much to get him going and up for a tumble around the bed.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Hansol’s a little cuddle bug in my mind, after aftercare, he’s down for the count and buried under the blankets and pretty much whines for you to cuddle with him and take a nap/go to bed.
#nct#nct u#nct 127#sm rookies#hansol#ji hansol#nct smut#hansol smut#nct scenario#hansol scenario#nct reactions
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If you don't mind, could you write how RFA+ Saeran would react to MC having a really bad flu but hiding it from them until it gets so bad that she faints? Your blog is really good! I hope you get more followers and reblogs! 😍😍🙋
i’m so honoured to hear that, you have no idea!!! i started this blog just last week, and i’m already overwhelmed with all the positive response ^~^ also i’ve been sick in bed with the flu myself for the last 4 days, so i understand mc’s struggle (these turned out pretty long to avoid that they were repetetive, i hope that’s okay!)
Yoosung
Poor bby was stressing over exams, and you didn’t want to bother him just because you were sick
You decided that you should make some food for the both of you, as you both needed the energy, so you braced yourself with a blanket and wandered to the kitchen
When you had made a few sandwiches you figured you probably needed to stay hydrated as well, and orange juice was Yoosung’s favorite drink so you found it in the fridge
However, the glasses were just out of your reach, so you found the chair you had especially for this occation and climbed up on it
Bad idea
Due to the exhaustion your fever caused, you fainted as you grabbed the glasses, and came crashing down on the floor in a pile of blanket and smashed glass
Yoosung heard the crash and came running, screaming as he saw you laying there
Fuck exams, his MC was sick and needed care!
He ended up cuddling you so much he got sick as well, so he couldn’t take his exams (he didn’t mind)
Zen
The two of you had been taking a walk the night before when you got caught up in the rain
As the romantic guy he was, he insisted on kissing you in the rain, but it escelated and before you knew it you had been making out for several minutes and you were both soaking wet
Of course he didn’t get sick, while you had a sore throat, stuffed nose and a fever higher than the roof
Luckily he didn’t know, as he had left super early to practise the new play he had the lead in, that premiered the same night
He called you during lunch break, as he always did, but when he commented on your hoarse voice you just said that you just woke up
He went on and on about how excited he was for you to see this play from the seat at the very front that he had reserved, so you knew you couldn’t possibly ditch him
You survived the entire play despite your fatigue and your boyfriend’s constant eye contact, he was amazing as usual and deserved standing ovation, and you were going to give it to him!
As soon as you stood up, your entire world got black, and the last thing you heard before you fainted was that Zen had jumped down from stage in an attempt to catch you
When you woke up at home you were sorry you ruined his premiere by being sick, but he shrugged it off with “at least the prettiest girl in the room fell for me” this smooth fucker i stg
Jaehee
Hahaha did you really think you could hide sickness from mama Jaehee
As soon as she heard even the tiniest sneeze, it was straight to bed with you
She offered to close up the café for the day to take care of you, but you refused and said that you could take care of yourself
The only way you could make her agree was to promise to stay in bed and call her if you needed anything
You got a few hours of sleep while she worked, but you got bored and lonely so you called her
Her voice almost made you forget your headache, but when you coughed she immediately said that she would close early and come home to you, no matter how much you denied
You sighed, hung up and decided that you needed to go to the bathroom
You almost made it, but within the time you reached the door you just fell over in exhaustion
When she found you a few minutes later she quickly figured what was wrong and cursed herself for leaving you alone
Expect lots of cookies and tea the next few days
Jumin
Jumin had brought you to an important business trip on Hawaii, but the temperature difference of outside and inside due to the aircondition made you sick (that happened to me once, my family just left me in the room for half of the vacation bc i was too sick to deal with)
You knew he had other things to worry about, so when he asked you just shrugged your headache off as dehydration, your fatigue as jet lag and your high temperature on sunburn
One evening he had a few hours free of meetings, so he rented the entire beach just so the two of you could take a walk
Of course you wanted to finally spend some time with him, so you agreed on going even though you felt horrible
You didn’t even last five minutes before you fainted and fell towards the sand
Jumin caught you and was just about to warn you to be careful of where you stepped, as the sand could be hard to walk in, when he realized you were unconscious
He carried you back to the villa he had rented, called a doctor and delayed all his meetings a couple of days to take care of you
707
Usually the two of you would just stay home all day so being sick wasn’t too bad
But this particular day he wanted you to come to the convenience store with him
“This mission requires assistance! Calling agent 606, over! I repeat, this mission requires assistance!”
You weren’t gonna say no to this, as shopping with him was always an adventure and you needed to make sure he got some actual groceries as well
You dragged yourself to one of his cars, despite your nausea and headache
Seven noticed, and asked you if you were alright
“Yeah, I’m just tired, some fresh air should make it better”
He accepted it and started driving, while you realized that it might’ve been better to just stay home
As soon as you arrived, he jumped out of the car and opened your door (”as the gentleman he is”)
You stepped out of the car, and a wave of dizziness hit you
Suddenly you were unconcious in his arms, and he felt how warm you were as you had a high fever
When you woke up, you were laying in your bed with him dressed as a nurse
Saeran/Unknown
Despite everyone thinking he wouldn’t realize you were sick, he saw it as soon as your eyes became glossy because he was often sick as a child
Saeyoung always took care of him when they were little and he remembered it involving soup and rest, but as he wasn’t the best chef he would just tell you to lay in bed
However, he did want to try to make you soup but because Seven wouldn’t stop joking around and he didn’t understand the recipe, he had to suck it up and ask you for help
After all, you had slept at least 18 hours the last day, so you had to be better by now, right?
You didn’t want him to worry more for you, especially not when he was trying to be nice and domestic (which was rare, but extemely nice to see), so you agreed
But as you stood up from the bed, you immediately fell back down
After a few minutes, Saeran checked on you because you weren’t in the kitchen yet
He thought you had just fallen asleep again, so he tucked you back into the blanket, kissed your forehead and let you rest (he is so pure okay can you tell I love him)
~jane
#mystic messenger#mystic messenger headcanon#mystic messenger jumin#mystic messenger yoosung#mystic messenger jaehee#mystic messenger zen#mystic messenger saeran#mystic messenger 707#mysme
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BOTW Milestone Post!
so i said i’d do this each time i felt like i reached some sort of milestone in botw, and considering i took back vah rutania the other day, i might as well consider that a milestone and brain dump yet again
first of all, i hate mecha/oversize robots even more now thanks to the divine beasts - they’ve always given me the creeps and i’m only more freaked out now
however - yunobo is adorable and deserves to be protected
eldin bridge is so different compared to its tp counterpart and i’m amused by that - i’m also amused by the names of some of the places around the new map because they feature the names of past characters
i lost count of how many times i died thanks to my own stupidity, mostly because of bombs and/or running out of stamina
STILL LOVING VOICE-ACTED CUTSCENES JFC i’m never gonna get used to that in a loz game
also right-handed link - on purpose this time unlike in tp for the wii (at least i don’t think the wii u is a mirror of the switch??)
i have 3 horses in the stable - mami, kyoko and sayaka (yes sayaka’s one of the blue horses and my go-to gal for horsey needs) but once I get the white horse i’ll also have madoka
GERUDO OUTFIT
NPC TELLING LINK HOW HAPPY HE’LL MAKE SOME LUCKY VOE SOMEDAY BECAUSE OF SAID OUTFIT (and me chortling because, duh, link already has sidon he don’t need some other dude ofc)
DID I MENTION THE GERUDO OUTFIT??
i held two hydromelons unintentionally and proceeded to giggle for a good 10 minutes - thankfully not while in the gerudo outfit because i think that would’ve killed me
SHORT JOKES, SHORT JOKES EVERYWHERE (classic jabs at how tiny link is, my favorite thing)
loz humor is still on point, as always
i spent a good two hours purposely avoiding encountering sidon for the first time (i never even finished vah noboris, haha whoops)
but finally decided i couldn’t avoid him much longer
approached slowly and gawked at him via shiekah slate - not creepy i stg
launched several arrows past his face in hopes he’d notice me - he did not
stood there DAZED LIKE A MOFO when this glorious fucker flipped off that tower like a majestic beast
and hIS VOICE IS PERFECT, not at all like i’d heard in my head which was a pleasant surprise
old fogey zoras are old fogeys, hate to tell them but sidon is following right in his sister’s footsteps with being a little head-over-fins in love with link
sidon made it reeaaall hard for me to do the walk all the way up to zora’s domain because he kept popping up randomly and all i could think was, dear god you just met this kid and already you adore him, sidon chill
link experiencing not gay thoughts in his flashback of mipha and i’m pretty sure he was horrified by that after meeting sidon (because let’s be real, sidon probably caused a lot of gay thoughts in that poor child’s head as soon as they met
tl;dr: I AM ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH THIS GAME I’M SORRY TWILIGHT BUT BOTW HAS REPLACED YOU AS MY FAVORITE TTwTT
ALSO SIDON IS BOTH MINE AND LINK’S FISH HUSBAND (my second, actually, ironically the other one is also a Shark) AND I LOVE HIM
#i may have gone overboard but too bad because i am so happy#botw spoilers#best game#best game by far#definitely worth the wait
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