Baby Draco: fuck

Narcissa: *gasp* who taught Draco that word

Lucius: not me!

Evan: not me!

Bellatrix: surprisingly not me.

-everyone looks at Severus-

Severus: oh yeah? Blame the fucking half-blood, right? It’s always the fuck- oh.

surprise shawty :3

sigma who would rub on you while you are asleep and wake you up to tell you how he needs more with most pathetic look in his eyes through whiny whisper as he already leaked so much precum from only rubbing on you and you tell him that he is needy and he would just whisper "please mommy", "i never felt like this before", "please you are the only one who makes me feel like this" and when you let him to fuck you, he almost instantly cums but trying his best to contain himself just so he can last a bit longer inside you :3

tecchou who would be able to cum from only watching you, while you are showering, dressing, undressing, anything - his eyes are always on you admiring every single move you make, every single curve that exists on your body, he sees every part of your skin as potential for marking, for fucking, he can't hear the word you say because his cock keeps twitching as precum leaks down his tip due to him imagining all things he can do to you, you would think he is rude/uninterested but no, he is just pulsating so hard and has to excuse himself or he will cum right in his pants so he runs to the bathroom and as soon as he frees his cock, cum is leaking everywhere and anytime he fucks you he promises himself he will take his time, but he can't because all of his fantasies and your body, sensations, pussy are making him feral to the point where his cock hurts and he can't even cum properly due to the amount, making himself painfully overstimulated from one orgasm only but he keeps going rounds and rounds because it feels too good, it looks too good to have you for him like that :3

STINKY 2940482&2!:@/&;9:&;:99,&,@/!/$2&::8,$-$/?2@:93”,&30;3@,@3@:@3@;@? you didn’t. you fucking didn’t. how could you! how dare you-?

No one saw the hairy ass post.

Microwaved him

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.

hbomberguy’s latest video on plagiarism has made me completely rethink literature and writing. I have never once so much as considered intentionally plagiarizing anyone or anything, but I think there’s something more that has come out of this: the names of the people who created the works Somerton (and others) ripped off.

Plagiarism isn’t only bad because it is lazy and disrespectful, it’s bad because it buries the truth. If you can’t find a source, the conversation is over. Somerton’s sources are fairly easy to find by simply searching his plagiarized lines, but that isn’t true in most cases. Most of the time, the line from statement to source is a lot less clear.

Today, I was writing a report on English Ivy, which is an invasive species here in the US. I wanted to know when it was introduced and I at last found a source claiming it was introduced to the Americas “as early as 1727” on a .net website that seems quite reputable (it has multiple major universities credited in its home page), but there is no citation for where this date came from. I dug deeper and found a pamphlet created by a city government in Virginia that made the same claim, only to discover the first source linked in their bibliography. Another website (a botanical garden’s page) gave the same date with the same source hyperlinked. Of course, I have classes to attend and things to do and probably not enough time to follow the lines back to where this 1727 date came from, but if I had not just watched this video, I wouldn’t have given that date a second thought.

Of course, it doesn’t matter in the long run exactly what year hedera helix was introduced to the Americas, but it makes you wonder how many facts have been so vaguely attributed that it becomes completely impossible to figure out where they originated (and further, whether or not they’re true at all).

(me, insane since the day i was born) sorry haha this has just been an off day for me

If you EVER say that Severus deserved the bullying he got, Harry fucking potter would the first person to dis-a-gree

“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

jason in titans tower staring at bruce: how’d you know i was alive old man?

bruce: robin - tim - is an avid follower of your tumblr blog that has mysteriously updated after years of you being deceased

tim: mhm, at mrsbennetluvr88 started quoting hamlet and titus andronicus after years of radio silence, it was the only rational conclusion

jason: … at least you know your shakespeare…

So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?

“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”

And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

if people know a showrunner by name then u just know they were committing war crimes throughout their shows