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so uh… y’all see help wanted 2 👁️👁️
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO ONE HAS DONE ADAM WITH A READER 🙏🙏🙏
so like basically you could be an angel or a sinner but you caught the eye of adam and lucifer what would they do 🤔🤔
How Eye-Catching~
⌐‣Adam x Angel Reader + Lucifer x Sinner Reader REQ
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AUTHOR’S NOTE: I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE THIS. This is actually my first time writing for both Adam and Luci😭 LMK WHAT YOU THINK ANON MY INBOX ISNT OPEN FOR ONLY REQUESTS WE CAN CHAT TOOOOOO
Adam x Angel Reader
This man-angel is the embodiment of sass, I'm convinced he's leading the sassy man apocalypse.
So for you to catch his eye? Let's be honest, he probably thought you would be fun to mess with.
He would skip out on his duties just to annoy you.
If you give him a reaction regarding his remarks, he will continue to make question your life choices.
If you don't give him any reaction whatsoever, he will dramatically declare something along the lines of- “Wow! You're so mean for an angel~ y’know– I'm like, pretty well known here in heaven…”
His trying to annoy you half of the time turns into him boasting about himself.
It takes the outside intervention of Lute, who, after realizing Adam abandoned his responsibilities again, goes out to hunt for him.
And when she finds him trying to rizz you up and harass you— it's pretty damn obvious.
Going based on what reactions you give him, Adam will change up his pick up lines and shit.
It's kinda sickening in a ‘I'm trying to be actually nice to someone’ kind of way.
It takes Lute having a talk with him for Adam to realize how far gone he is.
Lucifer x Sinner Reader
You're just another damned sinner in this place— *cut to Lucifer with heart eyes*
Yeah, good luck with him. He's so fucking awkward.
It would be the smallest things about you that would catch his eye.
He would probably be taking a stroll down the streets only for you to pass by him and his head just follows.
He won't even talk to you the first time he sees you, now the same can't be said about the second.
The second time he sees you, he takes it as a sign of fate, and he should talk to you. About what? Haha! Funny question. He's stumbling over his words until he remembers he's the king of hell and has a reputation to uphold.
He would either ask or find your socials. for the sake of him, you probably have sinsta
He’d reach out through there. Chat with you daily, whenever he has the time really, and oh! Did he show you his latest duck?
Yup. There's no escaping it. You are now the first person to see his latest ducks through a shaky facetime and if you don't give them a compliment then he cries when you hang up the phone.
He lies to himself at first. Pulling the ‘Oh we are the bestest of friends!’
Well Lucifer the “bestest of friends” doesn't have one of them secretly pining for the other like a lost puppy looking for its owner.
It takes a chat with Charlie for him to realize, and even then he's still denying it.
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get him back! → theburntchip
pairing , theburntchip x youtuber!reader
summary , where, in lieu of yours and chip’s reconnection, fans find out how it happened, and just why you ended things in the first place.
part one (bad idea, right?)
oh, i wanna get him back! 'cause then again, i really miss him, and it makes me real sad
🔴 Y/n L/n Talks On Breakup, Reconnection, The Launch Of Her Brand, & More! FULL POD EP.77 -Saving Grace
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user: stop i’m actually gonna cry ☹️☹️☹️
user: I KNEW THOSE TWITTER B WORDS WERE WRONG I KNEW THEY DIDNT END BADLY
user: that’s so lala land of them
user: “if i ever complained, i’d be the nagging girlfriend” NO BABY 😭😭😭😭
user: never thought i’d say it but i’m glad they broke up bcs if they hadn’t done it then, it would’ve been MESSY messy
user: off topic but can we please talk about how pretty she is :(
user: “if he ever complained about you, i would’ve given him a belting” YES GRACE 👏👏👏
user: WHY DIDNT WE GET Y/N ON HERE SOONER OMGGGGGG I LOVE THIS DUO SM
user: Sending love from Brazil! XX 🇧🇷🇧🇷❤️❤️
user: stop that’s so sad ☹️
user: she’s so real for the anxiety thing
LIVE CHAT !
user: i feel like i’m watching a tv show
user: “i don’t want to lose this again” and when i start sobbing????
user: ok but is the dick game good
user: HE SWIPED UP ON A COSTA TOASTIE ☠️
user: nah he’s down BAD me too but like 😭
user: he def would’ve thrown a temper tantrum if she didn’t respond
user: grace booing is so real i wanted a kissing in the rain screaming ‘i love you’ confession
user: her smile when she said she’s happy now man they’re literally my parents ☹️
user: Love you both X ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
user: ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
user: the world is healing
user: NAH MAN SWEAR THATS CHIPS BOICE COMING IN NOW
LIVE CHAT !
user: i’m actually gonna cry i missed them sm ☹️😭
user: the camera switching to her looking at him with heart eyes after calling him a bellend is so funny GET HER ASS 👏
user: chip is the new an*rew t*te 🙏
user: oh how i missed him calling her lady and missus
user: he’s the leader of the sassy man epidemic oh lord
user: OMG I FORGOT WHEN SHE YSED TO GO ON COFFEE DATES WITH HIS MUM
user: leave my girl and her spotify playlists alone
user: this has literally made my year
user: just in time for y/n’s fall vids
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user that episode was the funniest thing ever i can’t even i nearly pissed myself when grace pretended to spank u with the paddle 😭😭😭
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user CAL AND CHIP AT THE FUNCTION SIR 👏🙇♀️
user best video in youtube history methinks
gkbarry_ loved having you on babe, even if the boss man gatecrashed 🫶❤️
yourusername he doesn’t like feeling left out smh
theburntchip oh alright then
max_balegde ICONIC!!!!!!
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user i hope you know that twt is in flames rn
user i gen teared up a bit when you talked about the breakup 🥹
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yourusername self representing by wearing @ ynapparel the past (and every) week 😩🤭 featuring the love of my life & chip ig…
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theburntchip i thought you were a g 😔
yourusername oops sorry babe
theburntchip we’re over smh
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theburntchip the fits are fire though 😮💨
yourusername as always x
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nellarose love you bae x
calfreezy chip looking dashing as per usual
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user NAHHH HES BRAVE COMMENTING ON THE POST W HER BOYFRIEND
user CENCH GET OUTTA HERE MAN
user SIRENSIRENSIREN Y/N BABY RUN!!!!!
user OH??????
user wait am i missing smth why are we freaking out
user @ user cench has always been lowk flirting with y/n, like she interviewed him at some event last yr and he was being so flirty and obviously she was giving him blank wall back BUT when her and chip broke up he got even WORSE like man was always in her comments tryna chat her up and she entertained it a lil but now the bitch is back and he’s bold
user NAH MAN GTFO WE JUST GOT CHIP BACK IN THE PICTURE WE CANT HAVE U RUINING THAT
theburntchip just posted to their story
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ok started the episode a little late but I just finished it so here’s the weekly recap folks…
TED LASSO 3.04 THOUGHTS:
holy shit this episode was FANTASTIC there was so much going on!! so much goodness!!
roy seeing jamie butt ass naked at 4 am… who had this on their bingo card? anyone? no?
I’m SO glad we got that sassy & ted mess out of the way, I hope ted stops the casual sex and realizes it’s not fulfilling his needs
nate picking up the little lasso figurine and ted still having the picture of him and nate feels like a third act breakup montage of a rom com moment please I feel sick 😭
dani befriending a 108-year-old man just makes so much sense to me. that’s my friendly husband right there !!!!!
OKLAHOMA. motherfucking… OKLAHOMA??? oh my god this is insane I’m foaming at the mouth like the way she laughed at his pun when sassy called them insufferable the way he told her she was better off without rupert the implications of her using a term from his marriage counseling to coax the truth out of him THE WAY SHE INSTANTLY KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HIM
it’s also so good because that certainly wasn’t THE long awaited office chat or else they would have made a comment about “same place same time” so that means we have YET ANOTHER office chat coming up and I don’t doubt they’ll bring up “oklahoma” again
nate… ugh, what a guy. lonely is the only word for him. there’s something so sad and pitiable about where he’s at right now, getting all the fame and credit but no support. there is a good person inside him just banging to get out, you can feel it
ooooooof yeah shandy messed up BIG TIME and keeley, babe, it’s not your fault for trying to see the good in people and believing in them!! she’s probably going to have to make the tough call to fire her if she wants to get in jack’s good graces
the team getting angry and violent over seeing nate destroy the believe sign actually made me cry. it’s just beautiful to me, even if they reacted wrong in the context of the game. they’re saying, “we made something good here. we have something beautiful. how dare you defile what is sacred to us, something that has bettered us as people. feel our wrath. feel our hurt.” I love my richmond guys 😭
it’s so wild to me that rebecca dealt with rupert having an affair in a mature and restrained way but she lowkey went maniacal with ted at half time like girlie has range i guess wow 😂
TED’S FIRST ATTEMPT AT CONFRONTATION OH MY GOD FUCKING FINALLY and it went pretty well too!! he flat out admitted he was angry, and did so in a respectful way. the baby steps of growth that we see happening here are beautiful I’m so proud !!
can we get that sports commentator who said he kept predicting things too often to manifest a tedbecca endgame?
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the happiest/inst au
note: my first and short one :3
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masonmount the weirdo you call your husband 😪
fan1 oh god mason looks soo good 😩
fan2 i love how y/n teases mase! my fave duo
declanrice be careful y/n he looks creepy
masonmount you two…
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masonmount i love this sassy girl
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kaihavertz29 what about me then
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yourusername stop trying to take my man away 😑
sophiaaemelia baby what’s that means…🙃
debbiemount60 the most beautiful couple 💙
yourusername 🥺🫶
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yourbestieusname babygirl you become a fan account of your husband
yourusername i always was 😭
fan1 so cute 🥹 we need a baby mount and mase as a father content
fan2 YES FATHER MASE PLEASE I LOVE THIS FAMILY
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lew.mount actually I didn't get any calls
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yourusername yes we have something to tell you...someone very special is on the way 🤍🐣
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fan1 OMYGOD DGFFHKKYRRASSDSDFG WAIT ARE YOU—
fan2 SHE DEFINITELY IS
benchilwell we are waiting for you little mount 19
jazbenham i love you so much 😘
sophiaaemelia o my god 😭😭😭 the sweetest baby is coming i swear
declanrice i will be godfather
kaihavertz29 no
benchilwell no
cmpulisic no
masonmount wow it’s a real fight there
yourmomusname my little swallow becomes a mother 🤍
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Marauders era headcanons!!
The Royal court
Requested by @thestarslittleking
Sorry if you disagree with some of them!!
Regulus
Pouty
Like a pout is almost always on his face
His eyes are really telling of his emotions sometimes
Likes physical contact with people hes EXTREMELY close with
Likes being called Reg by people hes close with
If a random person calls him it theyre going to the hospital 💀💀
Bi, trans and asexual
'Its the 70s he wouldnt be-' kindly stfu 💞💞🥰🥰
This is a common one but hes practically a poet
Strong French accent
Japanese/british English/ French
As i said in the previous hcs his accent is stronger then Sirius's
Loves the water
He's actually really smiley around his friends
Classical music but when he gets into his later years in hogwarts he starts to like goth music
I can see him being good at gothic dances
Black cat animagus IDC
Barty
unhinged
Thats it. Thats the hc.
A whore tbh
Liked Reggie for a while
Until he was like 'dayum look at Evan 😼'
LMFAO
Ok I'll try not to include too many ships in these
This isnt my original idea but affectionately bites people
'Barty... what're you doing?" "Nom"
When drunk hes...something
Take that how u will
Tw for drugs in the next hc!!
Honestly more of a weed kinda guy
Ok tw over continue reading
Professional complainer
If complaining was a job he'd be the richest man alive (well not alive but..)
ROCK MUSIC
queen fan idc
Him and Sirius are actually very similar in a lot of areas
Thats why Reggie was drawn to Barty
Plays the drums
He wears tank tops a lot
Always hurts somewhere
Its mostly his fault
I can see him being bi with a preference for boys or just full on gay
Dorcas
Sirius has competition to whos the most beautiful person in the Marauders era fr
Almost always has locs or braids
Scarily good at makeup
Tall
Potential to be a 2000s Victoria secret model fr
Has the most beautiful soothing voice
Lesbian non-binary (they/she)
So many people have a crush on them
Fav alcohol is wine
Classy 😻😻
Extremely smart
Really long eyelashes
I love her
Doesn't care for animals
Really likes dragons tho
HER AND REGGIE ARE A POWER DUO IDC
Steady hands
Wears lots of rings
Ignores people a lot 💀💀
Sassy as HELLL
Barely ever means it tho
Evan
One of those scary blue eyed blondes
Kind of a less energetic version of Barty
BISEXUAL IDC
A gentleman to all girls he dates
All the boys got usual, casual dating
Barty gets to be treated like a one of those dogs that look like rats 🥰
I KNOW WHAT THE NAME IS BUT I CANT SPELL IT
Chiwawa
Ciwawa
Chiwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I can see him having really light freckles
Will punch someone in the face for funsies
"Evan why would you do that!?!" "I was bored bro"
BARELY passes his tests
He passes but only by a few marks
Loves making fun of peoples voices
Its his favourite pastime
Pandora
So unnecessarily nice to 1st years
And everyone tbh
Smiley
Pansexual
Loves animals of any kind
If shes angry shes lowkey scary 😨😨
Actually really funny
Her hairs messy 84% of the time
When shes too active or gets too hot her cheeks go really red
ME TOO BABES ME TOO 😭🤞
Spaces out so easily
Blonde blue eyed but less scary than evan 😭
A bit of a potty mouth
Also really smart
"Wow this friend groups so smart!" And then theres Evan and Barty 💀💀
Really posh accent
Has scars from thorns and animals and shit 💀
Loves learning new things
No matter what that thing it
'Knowledge has no boundaries' i feel like she says that
Or at least goes by it
Shes so real wtf
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Do you write for Horangi? If so anything for him please, i’m such a simp for this man it’s not even funny anymore(Horangi-reader-König sandwich)
Yes I do 😈
Horangi and König both want you — headcannons
Honestly I don’t think König would be down with sharing horangi is an if
Honestly I think horangi is a kind of guy to want to be around you 24/7 off work, during work, before work he just wants to be around you and König and him are too similar in that aspect 😭
König gets a little defensive when he first sees you hanging out with horangi so he decided it’s more of a power move if he didn’t let it bother him and hung out with you anyway
When horangi notices you hanging out with könig he’s even more determined to hang out with you he isn’t intimidated or at least he doesn’t show you that he’s threatened
It’s very clear to any normal bystander is that they are competing for you but they are both incredibly polite and extremely passive aggressive to each other (they are giving Terri Joe and dojacat) and when you leave for any reason like to go to the bathroom or something it gets even worse but when you come back they immediately act like they were getting along the whole time
König has a tendency to be a little too sassy during these conversations with the three of you leading to you having to defend horangi a little bit and it makes horangi unbearably smug it’s not really a secret that they don’t like each other to you the energy between them is so incredibly tense
Horangi deflects most things with silence or humor but he doesn’t play when it comes to anybody he’s going to date or dating and he’s honestly he gets a bit angry when other people are trying to criticize you or redirect you which is pretty inconvenient because of your workplace where people are always trying to better their technique and abilities
König is much of the same he just wants to shield you and protect you even though you obviously don’t need protecting and you are very capable
Horangi smells like that shea sugar scrub literally any of the smells on any day of the week biggest praise he can receive is “wow you smell nice” it fills him with joy
They have an unfortunate (or fortunate depending on how short you are 💀) they do have a tendency to stand very close to you at your sides horangi stands very close to you and König is very aware of his size so he tries to give you some room but when he sees horangi inching closer to you hes like “🤨” and takes a step closer and if your 5,3 like me that is a little bit of a problem because they would literally crush me lmfao
((✿: omg I want to start writing for keegan but idk what to write for him pls fill my inbox 😭))
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One of my favorite blurbs you made was Timo and Liv’s daddy daughter date (the cutest ever 😭) But what happens when Nico takes his girls out on daddy-daughter dates? 🤣🤣🤣
A/N: AH! THANK YOU! I love that one too. Livy is so sassy... and mama's #1 fan hehe.
“Hischier babies! Look at mama!” Lexi calls to her girls. All three of them are dressed in matching red dresses. Nico is in one of his game day suits in the middle with a daughter on each knee and the littles on her butt between his feet. It’s Galentine’s Day! Which means all the Hischer women are taken out by their main man. Except this year, Lexi is staying home to enjoy some much needed alone and quiet time. Lexi grins as she clicks her phone to take a burst of photos. Wow, her and Nico made gorgeous babies.
“Daddy, do you like my dress?” Lucie asks. She sets her black ballet slipper against the opposite knee she is sitting on, right into Mack’s lap. Mack scowls, pushing it off her.
“Very pretty, Luc. Just like you. But please keep your hands and feet to yourself tho."
Lucie and Mack lock eyes, clearly annoyed with one another.
Nico sighs. This is why Lexi needed a break.
Two year old Sophie excitedly runs to Lexi.
“See!” She yells. Lexi turns the camera to show her daughter the pictures. Soph claps her little hands together and stomps her feet. She loves her daddy. She bounces back over to him, holding her arms in the air. “Up.” Her 'p' pops dramatically. Nico swings her up.
“Okay, girls, jackets, hats, and mittens on.”
“I hate these shoes!” Mack yells. She punts them both off, running to the mudroom to get her big puffy yellow boots.
“Well, at least we got a nice picture before.” Lexi smiles at Nico.
“I am in for it tonight?”
“Big time. Good luck with those two.” She motions between Mack and Lucie who are back to glaring at each other.
But Lexi should have learned by now to never underestimate her perfect husband.
“How was it?” She whispers to Nico as she helps him bring their sleepy girls back into the house after their busy night. They had burgers and fries and milkshakes and saw a 3D movie at the nice theater with heated seats. Nico let them each bring blanket too. They got to pick out a drink and a snack. He even let them all get the blue icee AND candy.
“Good. Lucie and Mack snuggled up together in their seats. It was cute. I'll show you the picture when we get them to bed.
“No way.” Lexi stops at Mack’s doorway with her, gaping at Nico.
“Yeah.” He says, disappearing into Lucie's room.
“How in the…” She mutters, shaking her head. Lexi and Mack struggle through getting her little pajamas on. She resists the whole time, saying she is too tired to change. “I know you’re sleepy, but we can’t wear this to bed.”
“I hate this dress. Next year I get to pick the outfit.”
“Next year, Sophie does.” Mack whines. “It is only fair.”
“But she is littler than me.”
“Yeah, now you know how LuLu feels when you get to pick.” Lexi puts her long sleeved pajama shirt over her head. Nico walks in, pulling back Mack’s covers so she can snuggle into her pillow.
“I had so much fun with you today. Thank you for spending time with me.” Mack’s demeanor softens into gooey compliance at her daddy’s sweet words. “I love you.” He kisses her forehead. After Lexi gives a smooch too, her and Nico leave their middle child. Sophie is next followed by Lucie. They find their oldest sitting up on her propped pillows, crying quietly.
“What’s up, baby?” Nico asks worriedly.
“I don’t want our day to be over.” She mewls.
“Oh sweets.” Nico pouts sitting next to her. “I had the best day with you. Thank you for helping me with your sisters. You’re getting so big.” He smooths her hair down. Lucie and Nico talk for a bit longer about their exciting night and how Lucie can't wait for him to take her to school on Monday since he will be in town. Eventually, Lucie’s brown eyes begin to close. Nico slides out from under her limp body, settling her back into her pillows. Him and Lexi tip toe out.
She grins, wrapping her arms around him from behind as they walk together to their room.
“Our girls love you so much, Neeks.” She puts her nose into his spine, dropping a kiss there.
“I am not gonna lie, I don’t know how you do it by yourself. I am so tired after a few hours with them. You amaze me, baby. If I haven’t said it recently, thank you.”
“You literally said thank you this morning.” She reminds him, running her hand down his chest, resting it on his hip. Her green eyes meet his brown ones, reliving their morning connection.
“Wanna do that again?”
“Mhm. Really bad.”
Nico chuckles, leaning down to kiss her.
Now it’s time to take care of his favorite Hischier girl.
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how do you think corpse would be with a tall gf??
Corpse x Tall! Gf 🖤
author’s note: that’s all i can think of at the top of my head rn 🥹🫶🏽 thanks for requesting this! hope you enjoyed! 🫧
not me forgetting how tall this man is 🥴
it’s a mix of him being your biggest hype man nd being a troll
right off the bat, just want to clarify: i don’t see him having a preference over his partner’s height. honestly i see it as something he doesn’t give a fuck about. he loves you for you, period. whether you’re taller or shorter, it doesn’t matter to him.
if you are confident about your height, best believe that both of your feeds will be of the two of you slaying fit checks like it’s nobody’s business!
every post on his platforms will be of him hardcore simping over you, how such a baddie you are- becomes a whole stan acc
best believe you will be the album cover or single cover on any of his music projects
if it’s something you are insecure about, he’ll go out of his way to hype you tf up! every. single. time 👏🏽
like for example, you’re planning on going out nd dressing up. nd you’re debating between wearing those cute heels/platforms or some regular flats
the correct option is to wear those cute heels/platforms 🤷🏾♀️ especially if it’s what you wanted to wear in the first place!
will end up making you late bc he’s trying reassure you that you look great in the heels/platforms. doesn’t want you to leave the house without wearing what you actually wanted to bc you were worried about being taller than everyone else
ngl corpse likes it when you’re even taller bc of the shoes you’re wearing (i didn’t forget him simping over lady dimetrescu from re8 so… 🫠 don’t @ me)
he gets pouty bc you don’t understand how being taller makes you even more beautiful to him
will always compliment you and tell you how beautiful you are
every time you enter the room, you hold his attention without even trying nd you’re just subjected to constant love, praise nd support
he could be on a stream/call with his friends nd will pause for a moment just to tell you that you’re hot af nd that he loves you
whenever his friends ask him if he feels a lil insecure himself about being shorter than you, he shuts that shit down IMMEDIATELY
will always let it be known that it’s never a problem, just an added bonus bc its you
he could get teased himself for being shorter than you nd he doesn’t hesitate to hit anyone back with his sass/put them in check
to him, it’s such a nonissue nd it sometimes makes him laugh that people will find the time to talk shit about your guys’ height difference
will share stories with his friends where he does tease you a bit bc of your height
like for example, you both are in the kitchen and he asks you to get him something from the top shelf
even though you know he’s more than capable of doing it himself, when you do entertain him by grabbing the thing he asked for, he’s just gets giddy about it
like wow is this how girls feel when it’s the other way around? 🤭
one time you thought it’d be funny to pin him against a wall to see his reaction nd he got so stunned! he was a stuttering nd blushing mess 😂 lowkey likes it when you do it to specifically put him in his place when he gets too bratty or sassy with you
if you want to know the quickest way to get him to fold, slowly pin him against the wall without breaking eye contact. you’re welcome 🤪
expect a lot of back hugs! he just can’t help himself. you could be cooking or streaming nd he’ll just hug you from behind. he lives to be the little spoon when you two cuddle.
nd if his head is not laying on your chest so he can hear your heartbeat, he will throw a pouty fit 🤧
he’s really just living the girl fantasy nd he wouldn’t trade it for a second. like he’s so baby girl coded when it comes to you
will sometimes ask you how the weather is up there 😭 which results in a swift ‘stfu babe’ but!!! if you do decide to entertain his bullshit, it’s usually followed up with a sarcastic answer
“currently a thunderstorm rn..” or “pretty cloudy today.”
“aww babe,” he’ll coo, “c’mere, let me make it better.” you lean down to his level nd he’ll just kiss you
even better if you’re standing over him, he’ll just motion for you to lay on top of him or sit in his lap nd he’ll just shower you with kisses
after of giving you your very much deserved love nd affection, he’ll see the smile on your face nd say, “hmm, i think there’s a 100% chance of sunshine today~”
#staycorpse 🫧#staycorpse requests! 🫧#corpse husband#corpse x you#corpse husband x y/n#corpse x y/n#corpse husband x you#corpse husband x reader#corpse husband x black!reader#corpse husband x tall! reader#corpse husband x poc!reader#corpse husband drabbles
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I feel like in an AU where supersons were never a team up but they still meet later on like in their late teens maybe jon would be absolutely smitten
He looks at damian and just goes: who is this gorgeous man??
Interacts with damian for the first time: who is this amazing sassy man?? (Has a bi awakening at that very moment)
And so jon is just trying to get damian's attention because since supersons weren't a thing when they were younger damian has plentaful other friends so he has no reason to be attached/obsessed over jon
Jon is just trying to hit on damian with such awful pickup lines (he eventually stops after damian explicitly shows even just a tiny bit of discomfort) until one time, he and damian was actually chilling on a rooftop after a mission and Jon just says while looking at damian
"Yknow.. Your eyes kinda remind me of kryptonite" And Damian -part of pretty bois blood- Wayne who has experience people saying smth like that but instead of kryptonite its emerald just Rolling his eyes and saya "let me guess because they're green?"
And Jon just laughes and says "that too.. But because everytime i look at them it makes me weak for you" And he is just blushing hard after saying that because like 'oh my God. Jon why did you say that that was so cheesy and lame! '
And this time because of how earnest and genuine Jon sounded. This time damian actually blushed, even just a tiny bit and Jon's head is just filled with euphoria because oh wow he might actually have a chance with him
But this was the moment that also opened up damian's mind to maybe hayseed isn't so bad, hes not in love with him -yet- but its a start (bcz damian is a insecure little prick he thinks that all of jon's attempts/pick up lines are just his way to sleep with him like hundreds of other people —the fam does not need to know of this info— because of his looks and not because who he is)
honestly, a personal hc is that like...yeah Damian might eventually have hints that Jon might be flirting with him seriously or have a crush or something, and might start feeling things back but like...in their line of work is like 'no, we shouldn't, and Jon will move on/deserves better etc' so just kind of leaves it.
But then Jon gives him the cheesiest most lame pick up line in the world and THAT'S what makes Damian absolutely fall/agree to go on a date/give this a try. Like it's Jon's absolute LOSERness that has Damian going '...yup, this is it, this is real, this is what I want.'
~and they live happily ever after 😭😭😭~
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i need a doyoung enemies to lovers but your both am artists black reader!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
also 127 is going on tourrr in 2023 😭😍😍😍😍😍
Babesss I know and I wanna goooo!!!! Also this man is fine…body slam me
Doyoung couldn’t stand you. You joined SM as a soloist about two years ago. He couldn’t stand you the way you just came in. You were so sweet to others and so mean to him. Granted, he was also mean too you but, either way it goes Doyoung didn’t like you.
You were beautiful, don’t get Doyoung wrong. He just literally could not stand you. So he was definitely upset when him, and haechan walked into the studio and he saw you.
“Why is she here?” He asks pointing to you. You just ignore him and continue to talk to the producer
“Oh my gosh it’s Yn” Haechan whispers making Doyoung roll his eyes. He hate how damn near every artist In SM worshiped you. He hates to admit it but your were a multi talented artist.
“So I’ll just change the flow, I’ll start slow and then take it up a bit” you say making the producer nod.
You turn around facing haechan with a smile
“Hi haechan how are you?” You asks
“Im good” Haechan says. You turn your attention to Doyoung immediately dropping your smile
“Youngdo” you say smirking
“Fuck off, why are you here?” He asks
“Your gonna be on my song, you and haechan” you say
“ I don’t want to be on your song” Doyoung says
“Hey! Cut it out! This is good for NCT, Yn and sm! Your doing the song” Haechan says to Doyoung
“You should listen to haechan, he’s smart and about his business” you say winking at haechan before turning back around in your chair
Haechan nods with a blush. Doyoung rolls his eyes. Something about that wink he didn’t like.
“I genuinely don’t want to go” Doyoung says
“Why?” Johnny asks
“Because I’m not hungry” Doyoung says with a sigh
“Are you not hungry or do you just not want to be around Yn?” Taeyong asks making Doyoung roll his eyes
“I don’t understand how you don’t like her. She’s a literally sweetheart” Jaehyun says
“That’s what she wants you to think! Deep down inside she’s a monster” Doyoung says
“That’s because you bring the ugly out in people. You literally provoke that girl any chance you get” Haechan says making Doyoung glare at him.
“Whatever, let’s go and get this over with” He mumbles walking into the restaurant with the rest of his members behind him
He walks over to the table where you say taking pictures for instasnap. He had to admit your outfit was really nice and you looked good
“Wow you cleaned up nice” he says sitting down
“Thank you” you say smiling
“But clean up some more you kind of missed a spot” he says smirking before bopping you on the nose with his finger
You grab his finger giving it a slight squeeze with a sickly smile on your face
“Careful youngdo, don’t hurt yourself now” you say before throwing his hand back into his lap
“Yn!! Congratulations I heard you’ll be performing at MAMA” Johnny says
“Oh yeah! I’m pretty excited” you say smiling
“Break a leg…literally. Break a leg” Doyoung says smirking
“I’ll break your legs” you say pointing your chopsticks at him
“She’s sassy! I love it” Haechan says
As you and the guys conversed, Jaehyun couldn’t help the smirk on his face as Doyoung stared at you very intensely.
“Stop staring, you’ll burn holes in her face” Jaehyun chuckles
“I-I’m staring cause I hate her” Doyoung says making Jaehyun chuckle louder. Everyone at the table looks at him in confusing causing him to throw a hand up
“I’m sorry, Doyoung’s really funny” he says
“Oh really? I thought he was pretty corny” you say smirking
“And you think your a comedian?” Doyoung asks
“I wouldn’t say comedian but I’m definitely funnier than you” you say turning around before he could respond
“As I was saying, your actually into Yn” Jaehyun says
“I am not. I can’t stand her and she can’t stand me” Doyoung says putting his chopsticks down
How dare Jaehyun come up with such an obscured conclusion? There’s no way in hot blazing hell that you were into Doyoung? Right?
“Stop is Jaehyun. Your being childish” Doyoung says before picking his chop sticks back up. Jaehyun smirks taking a sip of water
“Im right, that’s why I’m childish” he says chuckling. Doyoung rolls his eyes, shaking his head
You were in one of the practice rooms practicing your routine for MAMA. Haechan, who you got close with really fast, was there to help and cretqur you.
“I just, can’t get this one move down and Chin isn’t here” you said groaning
“What is it? I can help” Haechan says getting up from the floor
“Here look. I need you to do this” you say showing him your phone
Haechan looks at the video nodding
“I can help you” Haechan says
“Great!” You say throwing your phone to the side
You start the music watching you and Haechan in the mirror. Doyoung walks in putting his things in a corner watching you and Haechan.
He sits down unlocking his phone watching closely as Haechan spins around getting behind you. He places a hand on your hip as you lightly bend over running a hand over your neck.
You looked down right seductive. Doyoung hated it. Why is haechan on you like that?
You and haechsn smiles at each other cheering
“Ah thanks haechan. I needed the help” you say smiling
“Of course, Anytime” haechan says
Doyoung gets up with a smirk on his face and that’s when you finally noticed him
“Youngdo” you say
“Yn” he says
“What’re you doing here?” You ask
“Practice. Got here a little early. Is Haechan your new thing if the week?” He asks with a smirk. You roll your eyes putting on your things
“Doyoung. Shut the fuck up sometimes. You make no sense” you say scoffing
Doyoungs smirk drops. You NEVER call him Doyoung. It was always Youngdo. You didn’t feel like putting up with his shit
“I don’t make sense?” He asks
“No. You don’t! Haechan being my new thing if the week? Shut the fuck up and grow the fuck up” you saying walking out the room leaving him stunned
Haechan walks over to him shaking his head.
“I don’t understand your problem with her” he says
“I wouldn’t necessarily say I have a problem” Doyoung says
“I definitely would. You act like you hate her” Haechan says
“I wouldn’t say hate, but we just don’t get along” he says shrugging
“No. Your hard on her for no reason. You basically called her a Hoe without saying it” Haechan says making Doyoung’s mouth drop
“I didn’t-I did didn’t I” Doyoung says with a sigh
“I think you should apologize” Haechan says
“As if she’d accept it” Doyoung mumbles
“You don’t know that! Go apologize or I’ll smack you” Haechan says flinching at Doyoung
“Fine I’m going! I’m going! You better cover for me”Doyoung says
“Yeah yeah whatever, you just better apologize to my bestie” haehcan says stuffing his mouth with chips
You dump the vegetables that you just cut up into the pan. Sunshine by Steve lacy blasted on your Alexa echo dot. You quietly sung the lyrics as you stirred the vegetables.
Just then the song got quiet as Alexa announced that you had a message
“From my peach… I’m outside open the door please”
You turn the heat down before walking over to the door to open it
“I thought you had pract- why are you here?” You ask surprised to see Doyoung
“C-can I come in? It’s drizzling” he says making you roll your eyes. You open the door wider for him to walk in.
“I’ll go get you a towel” you say walking away to the closet grabbing a towel and haechans clothes. You walk back to him handing him the small pile.
“Thanks” he mumbles before heading to the bathroom. You walk back over to the stove to finish your cooking. A few moments later Doyoung walks out with a serious look on his face.
“When Haechan texted me and said he was outside I was expecting him…not you” you say throwing a look over your shoulder
“Yeah I know. I have my reasons though” he mumbles
“Mhm…hungry?” You ask
“Uh yeah” he says rubbing his hand together nervously.
You place the plate of food on the table in front of him along with a water bottle.
“Thank you” Doyoung says making you nod.You stand on the opposite side of the table as Doyoung digs in
“So why are you here?” You ask
“I Uh wanted to apologize” he says making you raise an eyebrow but shortly you roll your eyes
“Doyoung I don’t have time for you half ass apologizes. Your just going to take it back anyway” you say walking away from him
He gets up from the table quickly following you grabbing your arm. You look back at him with a questionable look
“No! It’s nothing like that Yn I promise! I really do want to apologize” he says making you relax
“I’m listening” you say folding your arms
“What I’m trying to say is…I’m sorry and I was wrong. I wasn’t trying to be rude or mean I was just messing around like usual. I didn’t mean to hurt you nor do I mean to hurt you” he says
“Well you do. I don’t get why you hate me” you say shrugging
“I don’t hate you…I thought you hated me” Doyoung mumbles
“I don’t hate you Doyoung. You just don’t give me the time of day. It’s like I’m your enemy” you say sighing
“I-I don’t want it to be like that anymore” Doyoung mumbles catching you by surprise.
“And what do you mean by that?” You ask with a raised brow
“I-I want to date y-you” he says
You couldn’t tell if he was being serious or just playing. You were waiting for him to laugh and say he’d never date a person like you. But it never came. He just looked at you with hopeful eyes.
You scoff rolling your eyes.
“Doyoung I don’t have time for your games. I’m to stressed about my performance to be playing games with you” you say
You hadn’t noticed that he gotten up from his chair to stand in front of you
“This isn’t a game Yn” he says ever so calmly. He almost felt… vulnerable.
“So what is it?” You ask
“It’s serious” he says
Before you could open your mouth and respond his hand was on your cheek. You froze up looking into his eyes.
“W-what are you doing?” You ask
“I never meant to hurt you. I swear it. Can I please kiss you?” He asks
Your face got hot as your eyes flicked down to his lips. You look back up to his eyes before opening your mouth
“I-l-I Uh” was the only thing you could say. It could have been a joke. He would have ended it by now, right?
“Please Yn” he begs lowly. You just nod your head. Doyoung leans in connecting your lips to his in a soft kiss. It wasn’t rough. It wasn’t too much. It’s soft and gentle.
There was no denying that there was a connect between you two.
He pulls away putting his other hand on your cheek.
“I-I want to take you out on a date. Tomorrow at noon. I’m not busy and I know your not so there’s no getting out of this” he says causing you to blink at least four times
“Excuse me?” You ask
“If you don’t like me by the end of our date then I’ll leave you alone. I’ll act like we don’t even know each other but, if you do, you have to give me a chance” he says
You think on it short and hard. You nod your head before offering a small smile
“Okay. Tomorrow at noon” you say
Doyoung smiles before pulling you into a hug. Your arms stay by your side for a small amount of time before you wrap them around Doyoung
“Don’t make me regret this Youngdo” you say making him chuckle
“I won’t. I promise” he says rubbing your back in small circles.
#ambw fic#black reader#ambw#black girls are beautiful#black reader insert#kpop poc#kpop#x black reader#x black!reader#kpop imagines#nct x black reader
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Alright, let's freaking go episode 11:
"I didn't know that was possible" -- well you haven't met Gu-won that's why!!!!
this drama queen "I have returned!!!"
immediately falls apart when do do hee shows up KING BEHAVIOR
i love him picking out her clothes
THE FASHION SHOW GTFO
that's right, do do hee, girlie you have taste. he looks FIRE in that outfit
MATCHING OUTFITS BYE
the petty bitch, showing up to sass God. I LOVE HIM.
bruh, pls don't regret being sassy
"when is he not glowing?" "you're right" "he's always glowing" -- these employees, icons.
the CAKE alkjglkadfgjadf -- he loves to celebrate and king i do too
uh oh uh oh scary man
SEEDS AND SCALLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the dog's sweater alkgjdfl;kgjadf;lkgjadfgjadfg
the TATTOO!!!!!!!!!
this good news cannot last forever sigh
i luv his assistant. the sweetest man <3
sir. do not mention HER in front of him. Yeah that's right! you are getting the silent treatment!!!!!!!!
this show is iconic - the hangover cure scene is TOO GOOD!
ULTRA SANTA X LFG!
i thank the lord every day for Song Kang's stylist
oh oh oh this scene with the husband and wife with alzheimers. this is killing meeeeeeee, i am not stable enough to handle this.
I am unwell, holy fuck.
Gu Won is CRYING TOO SAME BABY
beautifully shot wowowowowowowow.
oh this fella is not the same anymore.... lol the "I was sweating" ok king.
the stake out for ms. shin lolololol. what is in the apple box!!!!!! it better be.... apples. lol.
these TWO BYE.
HOLY SHIT WHAT TAJGKLADGKLJADF HAHAHAHAH
this is exactly what i want. i LUV IT.
love has no secrets - i love this
"we can't them out do us" competitive king.
even when he sleeps he is holding her wrist!! AH!
HMMM I WONT FORGET YOU? interestinggg....
oh wait. WAIT. god's teeth are normal now... HMM HMM. on purpose? or just now that's we know who she is, it's normal.
Because fate always repeats itself - oh that line is coming back to haunt us.
the investment agreement is so freaking sketch. oh. wait. oh shit. that's her parents? oh wow. wait her father left the company??? oh wow what HAPPENED. to think I was worried about how they would continue for the next 6 episodes.
"call me bro" gu-won has a DEATH WISH (lol)
"don't mind him" -- hmm... no.
oh WAIT he sees the CROSS oh no no no
no not a flashback of her in the new house :( you will break my heart.
her relationship with the chairwoman i am sobbing
omg she wants to show him the photo of their family!
wait. wait. wait. they died on her 11th birthday? wait wait wait. wait.
she needs a hug stop 😭😭😭😭
"I want you to stay next to me"
so like, he is definitely going to "double cross", yup ok now he's being sneaky. would not go in that door bud, i feel like its gonna be BAD. sneaky, he came real fast.
BRUH SERIOUSLY AT LEAST GET AWAY BEFORE CALLING HER.
awh shit, he's alive. BOOO.
definitely faking that his son is the culprit. oh yuck.
yuck. yuck. yuck.
oh he actual is turning himself in. wowowowowow.
"the devil" - the cut to Gu-won, ow ow ow.
the way she flinches, god this man is a monster.
ah, the SFL & SML -- i hope they get to bond 🥹
HEY NO. I ALREADY SOBBED AT DESTINED WITH YOU. I DON'T NEED THIS TOO. NOPE NOPE I REFUSE.
#kdrama#my demon#heidi watches my demon#liveblog#heidi watches#song kang#kim yoo jung#do do hee#jeong guwon
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I came across posts you wrote a long time ago about Piper Halliwell and had to reach out to thank you. It seems like literally everyone LOVES Piper Halliwell, praising her as not just their favorite Charmed one but one of the best TV characters ever, and finding someone else who dislikes her was honestly the most validating experience I've had on this site! I recently rewatched a bunch of episodes and couldn't get over just how awful Piper is past the very first season. Fans are like 'all hail our sass queen!' like it's somehow a good thing that she goes out of her way to be ridiculously mean and bitter. She never, ever, ever stops complaining about everyone and everything, and it's not just that she's always in a terrible mood---it's that she directly takes that mood out on Leo and her sisters constantly, insulting and criticizing them nonstop. (Can you believe some people here think Piper was "too good" for Leo?! The man is a saint for patiently putting up with that shrew!) And she's always praised for her heart, but while the other three actually care about innocents, Piper is always the one whining about just wanting a "normal life" and throwing literal tantrums over things like wanting a better wedding or which of two great guys she should choose while there are literal LIVES at stake lol. Speaking of which, on a show about women destined to be witches, who thought it was a good idea to have one of the three main characters whine about how much she hates being a witch in Every. Single. Episode?! She's just such a completely unpleasant character with literally the worst attitude I've ever seen, and I can honestly say she ruins the show for me. (Disliking the turn they took with Phoebe's character didn't help either!) She was unapologetically terrible even before Prue's death, and it blows my mind that fans hate Prue for being too "harsh" when Piper is like a million times worse! Thank you for bravely speaking out so that all three of us who dislike her know we're not alone!!
Hello :)
Wow, I cannot believe it's been 5 years since I watched Charmed when I made those posts. And I never did finish watching the rest of the series 😭 So, naturally it's on my to rewatch and actually finish it this time around watch list. Lol
And I'm glad I could make you feel validated. When you, unfortunately, hate or dislike a character for whatever reason, especially one a majority of fans like, it's always nice to find like minded people. It's why I'm not quiet in my opinions. I want people to have a fun and safe space in fandoms even if that's just to discuss dislike for a fan favorite! Which is why if I am anti a specific character I try to tag properly so fans who do like the character can avoid my personal thoughts. And ofc, this means also never directing said dislike towards the fans who like specific characters. I just let people enjoy what they enjoy even if I do not.
Anyways, I'm surprised people view Piper as sassy. From what I remember, I never saw her as sassy, just annoying her complaints and plotline. And yeah! Prue maybe was 'harsh,' but she's the eldest and had that responsibility of caring for her younger sisters. She had a lot of weight on her shoulders. It's why she was serious a lot of the times and seemed to be hit the hardest by their mother's death from what I recall.
I wish I could comment more, but since it's been years don't remember a lot of details.
This ask made me smile, tbh. Again, glad you were happy to find my rants validating xD
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Jimin's Diva Energy 🌟🌙🌈
And I don't think yall understand how much I love it! 3.3 inch heeled boots?! And this pose?! JIMIN PLEASE. Im?! Just?! Wow!
Please, his energy is IMMACULATE 🌈🌈
And the way he says it too 😍
THE STRUT
Speaking of, this compilation needs to be appreciated all the time. For real
Vmins iconic catwalk
And this edit is peak diva energy!!
I adore everything about this man
Only Jimin could take describing something a little scary and make it sassy 😭😂🥰
Ending this with an edit Jimin being carried off stage to the car in Jungkooks arms. Because I just have to. It fits the energy of this post perfectly! And it's so cute!
He just gives off such rainbow energy all the time. I love his sass so much!!
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list #1: [ SHARE ] sender, seeing that receiver is cold, wraps their jacket around them
oh gosh oh geez this is total jess mariano vibes i want that leather jacket hanging off my shoulders so bad😭
The way you know these characters so well ??? Pls just send in all of these throughout the week 😭😭
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Your teeth chatter as you walk alongside Jess. It’s winter in Stars Hollow, which means it’s freezing. Although you’re dressed up in one tank top, sweater, jacket and a coat, with a beanie and fuzzy socks under your boots, you still feel like you’re dying of hypothermia. Meanwhile you’re freezing to death, Jess is next to you in regular jeans, long-sleeve shirt, and a jacket that looks like it’s for fall, not winter. You have no idea how he’s saying warm. It must be all that negative and sarcastic energy that fuels him.
“Looks like you’re cold,” Jess remarks.
“Oh, you think so?” you scoff.
Jess smiles at you, loving how quickly he annoys you. Although you look like you might punch him, your eyes speak a different story. His heart warms as you move closer to him, trying to feel the heat radiating off of him. He enjoys the sweet and familiar scent of your shampoo as you move in close. He almost reaches out to hug you, but he know how awkward it’ll be. He hates seeing you cold. He would take you home, but you two are still a couple blocks away. He racks his brain for what to do. He doesn’t want you to be sick, especially when you’ll just be ten times more sassy than usual. But then, and idea pops into his mind.
“Here, this will help.”
You watch as he unzips his coat, taking it off and wrapping it around your shoulders. “Oh, Jess,” you shake your head. “You’ll be cold, too.” “I’ll be fine, don’t worry about it. Just appreciate me doing something nice,” he says. You decide to not argue with him an enjoy the gesture. Jess always managed to surprise you with cute and considerate gestures or words. It’s part of his charm, you suppose. You watch his face carefully. His eyes are softened and he has a little smile on his face as well. He makes sure the coat is wrapped around you tightly as to keep the heat in. You can’t help the big smile on your face.
“Wow, I didn’t know you were so nice,” you giggle.
“Might be the only time you know,” he says.
You both know it’s not true. Jess would do anything for you. Although he would never admit it, he’s wrapped around your finger. One way or another, he always does and says the sweetest things. It might take him a while to get out of the prideful, macho-man façade, but in the end, he’s a pretty good guy. “Well, thank you,” you say. You surprise him by kissing his cheek. Your lips linger, your cold skin contrasting with his warm skin. He tries to fight the blush that comes on his face, but he’s unsuccessful. You let out a little laugh, hooking your arm around his and resting your head on his shoulder. He does you one better by kissing your head and intertwining your fingers with his.
“You know I’d do anything for you,” he whispers.
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i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: ted lasso from 2x02 to 2x05
jamie’s such an asshole 😭
“…oh.” skfjgjvjfjs
the sad music playing in this jamie scene is taking me out
i hate jane, beard deserves so much better
maybe frank sinatra was the problem
nate and his asshole attitude is getting really old
“why’s it smell like my nana’s house in here?” i don’t know why but the line delivery is sending me
“you ain’t even speaking spanish” CACKLING
“evidently she doesn’t eat sugar” “what a fucking asshole” 😭😭
the littles being absolutely thrilled when roy swears is so funny
we all have our kinks i guess skfjgkvkns
“when it sucks and i hate it, i’m gonna hire a bunch of children to follow you around and scream ‘told you so, told you so.’ for centuries” “i look forward to the attention” i love keeley 😭
“old people are so wise. they’re like tall yodas” WHATKGKFJFJS
dani finding it funny that ted and jamie look like they’re sitting in the guys hand while everyone else is upset is so on brand 😭
jamie better get on his hands and knees and beg sam to forgive him, that’s all i know.
sam is so precious, i freaking love him
higgins keeps showing up in the most random places 😭 someone get that man an office
nate talking about how jamie being back would ruin morale by belittling everyone then having him immediately doing it to will was such a smart move
ted got through to dr fieldstone 🥹 i knew she’d grow to love him eventually
oh shit, this is gonna be a disaster
- 2x03
sassy!! i’m so glad she’s back
“you finished on my-“ YELLING
“did he talk like that-“ “the whole time. and so eager to please. it was fabulous.” 😭
genuinely forgot about their hookup til now
“uncle roy, can we have ice cream for dinner?” “no, that’s dumb” “you’re right, thank you for helping me set boundaries” pls
“wow, she really loves you” “i know, it’s fucking annoying” 😭
i really hope we see more of rebecca and nora’s relationship, i’m loving it so far
nora being a sam girlie is so real of her
what the fuck did i just witness?!76(;;$(85&
“charles edgar cheeserton the 3rd” wake up babe new chuck e. cheese name just dropped
“sincerely, boss ass bitch” this whole scene has me in tears
“jamie tartt is a muppet and i hope he dies of the incurable disease of being a little bitch” that’s actually a really good insult 😭
so proud of sam!!
that entire scene with the tape was so powerful
IT’S ABOUT SUPPORTING YOUR TEAMMATES EVEN IF IT MAKES OTHERS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!
THEY’RE A FAMILY 🥹
- 2x04
colin and moe aww
i’m not gonna lie, this look is really doing it for me
did jamie just bless HIMSELF??? 😭😭
keeley sticking her tongue straight into the chocolate fountain was sooo me coded
God, it’s me again-
a mini dartboard 🥹 henry is so precious
ted is all alone :(
“i think you might be dying” FUCKFKGJFJDJS
“i brought friend chicken!” “is that a christmas tradition in holland?” “no :D” 😭
“i just walked into your neighbors house! oh my God” idk why but this ep is making me lose it
“let’s get drunk!” pls he sounds so happy
rebecca’s look of disbelief at ted being called a wanker dkfjgjgjs
that nerf scene I’M CRYING
“mom! there are two white people at the door and they’re smiling!” BYE
the guy wanting a selfie with keeley instead of roy skfjfjsdjgkd REAL 😭
PLEASE
losing it at dani and mrs higgins drinking together, they looked so happy skdjgjvkd
ted and rebecca spending christmas together and delivering presents to kids 🥹
“you want me to drive?” “the…steering wheel is on the other side” “right, i’m the one with the accent here” 😭
NOT THE LOVE ACTUALLY REENACTMENT
THIS IS SO SWEET
i love rebecca’s voice so much
this was such definitely my fave ep so far and i desperately need a holiday episode every season
- 2x05
ted laughing when nate said he’d talk to isaac was fucked up but so funny
“so can i like give this back to you and you give me cash? is that a thing or…?” “no.” lmfao
“i don’t drink coffe, my mother says i was born caffeinated” she’s not wrong 😭
nate is taking hit after hit this episode and i can’t even feel bad for him after how he’s treated will
God, i love the way higgins talks about julie 🥹
alright, who wrote ‘yum’ on roys picture? cause i know it wasn’t him lmao
i don’t care if it was just brett almost breaking character, i’m gonna believe that there was a slight smile on roys face cause he was happy to see ted
“you’d look well fit with pigtails” “i do 😁” petition for rebecca to wear pigtails at least once before the show ends…for science.
roy asking ted if he did alright with coaching isaac is something that can be so personal
isaac stopping in the middle of the game to tie that girls shoe just made me love him more
roys reluctant friendship with ted is everything
when harry met sally 😭
every time i believe i can’t love roy more than i already do he goes and proves me wrong
roy seeing the impact he had on isaac 🥹
HIGGINS AND JULIA ARE SO CUTE
keeley looks so proud of roy aw
don’t know if i’ve said this before but isaac has such a beautiful smile
“shut up. just shut up. you had me at ‘coach’” and if i said this is the funniest show on television?
#ted lasso lb#ted lasso#rebecca welton#roy kent#keeley jones#jamie tartt#dani rojas#sam obisanya#nate shelley#isaac mcadoo#thierry zoreaux#moe bumbercatch#colin hughes#coach beard#richard montlaur#jan maas#will kitman#tedbecca#roykeeley#long post
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