i hope no one minds if i liveblog this bitch: ted lasso from 2x02 to 2x05
jamie’s such an asshole 😭
“…oh.” skfjgjvjfjs
the sad music playing in this jamie scene is taking me out
i hate jane, beard deserves so much better
maybe frank sinatra was the problem
nate and his asshole attitude is getting really old
“why’s it smell like my nana’s house in here?” i don’t know why but the line delivery is sending me
“you ain’t even speaking spanish” CACKLING
“evidently she doesn’t eat sugar” “what a fucking asshole” 😭😭
the littles being absolutely thrilled when roy swears is so funny
we all have our kinks i guess skfjgkvkns
“when it sucks and i hate it, i’m gonna hire a bunch of children to follow you around and scream ‘told you so, told you so.’ for centuries” “i look forward to the attention” i love keeley 😭
“old people are so wise. they’re like tall yodas” WHATKGKFJFJS
dani finding it funny that ted and jamie look like they’re sitting in the guys hand while everyone else is upset is so on brand 😭
jamie better get on his hands and knees and beg sam to forgive him, that’s all i know.
sam is so precious, i freaking love him
higgins keeps showing up in the most random places 😭 someone get that man an office
nate talking about how jamie being back would ruin morale by belittling everyone then having him immediately doing it to will was such a smart move
ted got through to dr fieldstone 🥹 i knew she’d grow to love him eventually
oh shit, this is gonna be a disaster
- 2x03
sassy!! i’m so glad she’s back
“you finished on my-“ YELLING
“did he talk like that-“ “the whole time. and so eager to please. it was fabulous.” 😭
genuinely forgot about their hookup til now
“uncle roy, can we have ice cream for dinner?” “no, that’s dumb” “you’re right, thank you for helping me set boundaries” pls
“wow, she really loves you” “i know, it’s fucking annoying” 😭
i really hope we see more of rebecca and nora’s relationship, i’m loving it so far
nora being a sam girlie is so real of her
what the fuck did i just witness?!76(;;$(85&
“charles edgar cheeserton the 3rd” wake up babe new chuck e. cheese name just dropped
“sincerely, boss ass bitch” this whole scene has me in tears
“jamie tartt is a muppet and i hope he dies of the incurable disease of being a little bitch” that’s actually a really good insult 😭
so proud of sam!!
that entire scene with the tape was so powerful
IT’S ABOUT SUPPORTING YOUR TEAMMATES EVEN IF IT MAKES OTHERS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!!
THEY’RE A FAMILY 🥹
- 2x04
colin and moe aww
i’m not gonna lie, this look is really doing it for me
did jamie just bless HIMSELF??? 😭😭
keeley sticking her tongue straight into the chocolate fountain was sooo me coded
God, it’s me again-
a mini dartboard 🥹 henry is so precious
ted is all alone :(
“i think you might be dying” FUCKFKGJFJDJS
“i brought friend chicken!” “is that a christmas tradition in holland?” “no :D” 😭
“i just walked into your neighbors house! oh my God” idk why but this ep is making me lose it
“let’s get drunk!” pls he sounds so happy
rebecca’s look of disbelief at ted being called a wanker dkfjgjgjs
that nerf scene I’M CRYING
“mom! there are two white people at the door and they’re smiling!” BYE
the guy wanting a selfie with keeley instead of roy skfjfjsdjgkd REAL 😭
PLEASE
losing it at dani and mrs higgins drinking together, they looked so happy skdjgjvkd
ted and rebecca spending christmas together and delivering presents to kids 🥹
“you want me to drive?” “the…steering wheel is on the other side” “right, i’m the one with the accent here” 😭
NOT THE LOVE ACTUALLY REENACTMENT
THIS IS SO SWEET
i love rebecca’s voice so much
this was such definitely my fave ep so far and i desperately need a holiday episode every season
- 2x05
ted laughing when nate said he’d talk to isaac was fucked up but so funny
“so can i like give this back to you and you give me cash? is that a thing or…?” “no.” lmfao
“i don’t drink coffe, my mother says i was born caffeinated” she’s not wrong 😭
nate is taking hit after hit this episode and i can’t even feel bad for him after how he’s treated will
God, i love the way higgins talks about julie 🥹
alright, who wrote ‘yum’ on roys picture? cause i know it wasn’t him lmao
i don’t care if it was just brett almost breaking character, i’m gonna believe that there was a slight smile on roys face cause he was happy to see ted
“you’d look well fit with pigtails” “i do 😁” petition for rebecca to wear pigtails at least once before the show ends…for science.
roy asking ted if he did alright with coaching isaac is something that can be so personal
isaac stopping in the middle of the game to tie that girls shoe just made me love him more
roys reluctant friendship with ted is everything
when harry met sally 😭
every time i believe i can’t love roy more than i already do he goes and proves me wrong
roy seeing the impact he had on isaac 🥹
HIGGINS AND JULIA ARE SO CUTE
keeley looks so proud of roy aw
don’t know if i’ve said this before but isaac has such a beautiful smile
“shut up. just shut up. you had me at ‘coach’” and if i said this is the funniest show on television?
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