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(Also I know some of these supermarkets are in other countries too, just ALL of them are in the UK)
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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.
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i can't believe this is real this sounds like it was pulled directly from the "i wanna have straight sex" tiktok
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I'm selling beaded earrings to fundraise to help a Palestinian family evacuate! Please share and donate if you can!
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My overriding feeling watching them is that what I'm watching is a perfectly happy couple on Bargain Hunt.
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Quite something to acknowledge it 'looks like it's doing a wee on you' and then go straight to trying to catch it on your tongue
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME ♡ movies → LISA FRANKENSTEIN
“You like cool movies and music and stuff, but only for you! You want to be the smart one who likes cool stuff, and you don't want your girlfriend to like cool stuff. Do you know how uncool that is?”
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i think uncle series 3 episode 3 might be one of my favourite episodes of any sitcom ever
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Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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#i’ll take the ambiguous but domestic ot3 happily ever after, thanks
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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