âąÂ°His Perfect Little Wife °⹠- p2
You and Nanamiâs relationship has been a little difficult during your pregnancy and one turn of events has you ready to divorce him. But Nanami would never let you leave. You were his wife and heâd never let you go.
@delightfulmoonbanana @i-killed-a-prostutute @muzanswaifu @ebonydumbslut
Sorry it took super long! Iâm pregnant with a toddler and itâs super hard to have energy to write anything, but Iâm definitely coming back on here because YALL, I have soooo many ideas in my notes for tumblr and oof I canât wait to drop them! But I hope you enjoy part 2 itâs different from part 1 because I kinda had to make it a small story but anyways enjoy đ đ
Prompt idea by @ebonydumbslut
â Iâm literally fina write a whole plot feel free to just take parts from it but Iâm thinking For his perfect wife maybe yandere and Angst like since y/n pregnant she hasnât been at her best with waking up on time doing things for her husband hasnât felt like having sex so her husband hires a maid and y/n can tell that she is trying to take her husband away being to Close and saying things like âofc I will make you food if you were my husband with how hard you work I would make sure you didnât even have to ask he doesnât see it but y/n does heâs also been a little distant and hasnât been able to see her much because when he comes home y/Ns sleep y/n know this and stays up untill heâs home and by the time she gets all pretty for him she walks down stairs to see her husband and the made doing something that looks inappropriate (yk how In the movies someone walks in at the wrong time and it looks wrong) anyways she runs to her room and he goes after her to tell her itâs not what it looks like and y/n is getting ready to go to her moms house or something she tells him that he can have the maid and sheâs going to leave and this is weâre the yandere starts he tells her she canât and what about there baby and whatever else you want he makes y/n feel bad and she stays then he shows her how much he loves her by yk having sexâs loud to the maid hears everything while there having sex he tells her how she knows that she canât leave because she needs him sheâs to much of a dumb slut to do anything without him all sheâs good at is being his perfect little wife y/n falls into this brain washing and promises she will never leave and that sheâs his and will always be you could also put some fluff in there sorry for how long this is I Basically could have made the book for youđâ
CW - Yandere-ish, Manipulation, mentions of cheating, pregnant reader, penetration, pregnant sex, cursing, pet names, mentions of a divorce
Part 1 here
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Nanami was frustrated to say the least. Between working extra hard and keeping your needâs satisfied, he definitely had his hands full. He wiped the sweat from his brow as he typed away on his computer. It was going on another late night and he had many things to get done. It always felt like heâd never have another second for himself or for you.
A knock on the door had an oh - so, very tired Nanami shifting in irritation. âWhat?â Came his groggy, stress filled voice. A subordinate of his walks through the door. A file in his hand. âSorry sir. I just wanted to drop off my report you requested.â
âPlace it in the black tray.â
The man did what he was told, quickly placing it in the tray and making his way out of the office.
Nanami glanced at the clock and seen that is was going on 1 am in the morning, making a sigh leave him. He knew youâd be in bed by now. You both couldnât seem to catch a break. Nanami thought about the conversation you both had about hiring a housekeeper. You were about 4 months pregnant and youâve grown quite a lot. It was getting hard for you to keep up your regular routine.
Nanami has even taken it upon himself to be home more to help out, but it was definitely putting him back, which resulted in him having many late nights and causing him to be way more irritated than normal. Anytime you both found a moment to yourselves, you would be to tired to do anything. You slept way more than you normally would these days, which he didnât mind. It wasnât your fault you ended up pregnant.
It was decided, he would take it upon himself and hire a housekeeper as soon as possible once he was able to cut back his work load.
~*~
Itâs been about 3 weeks since the new maid started working for you both. She had tremendously been a big help around the house keeping things tidy and organized. Although youâve had more help around the house, you still havenât been able to see your husband for a while. The times you both did run into each other, he would always seem irritated with you. You knew work has been hard since heâs been catching up, so you decided to suck it up and do the things he normally liked.
âOh! I see you cooked dinner Martha!â You honestly werenât surprised. The past week she had been taking over in the kitchen before you even had a chance. âIt was no problem. I understand that youâve been tired lately.â
Although that was true, you usually pushed yourself to cook dinner for your husband but you havenât been able to because she always did. It kind of bothered you, but you decided to try and be grateful for all the help.
âWell thank you, I can prepare the plates for dinner, as well as Nanamiâs lunch for tomorrow. You can take the rest of the day off.â
âOh no need maâam. I already prepared his lunch as well as his plate for dinner.â She spoke. This was another thing that bothered you. She always took it upon herself to do more than she needed. You even seen that she left a note on his lunch one time. It was a small âHave a great day at work.â But you felt as though she crossed a boundary. This was your husband, not hers. Leaving notes wasnât in her job description.
Before you could say anything else, the front door opened and in walked your husband. You went to greet him as usual. Helping him remove his coat and hanging it up for him. âHi honey! How was work.â
He only grunted. âIt was work.â Was all he said and brushed passed you, not a single glance your way. Not even a small forehead kiss as he usually did. An ache in your heart throbbed through your body.
In the kitchen, you could hear Martha speaking to him. As you went to peak, you seen her placing his plate in front of him and pouring him a glass of wine.
You couldnât lie and say that it didnât hurt you to see the small act, but it did. Your own sensitive emotions plus being pregnant didnât help, the tears started to flow. You turned on your heels and made your way to your shared bedroom skipping dinner that night.
Weeks had passed and still nothing had changed, well except you did. You werenât yourself. You had completely stop doing your house work and just left it to the maid since, she took it upon herself to do everything.ïżŒ So you just rested in bed most of your days falling asleep when ever he felt like it.
You havenât seen your husband for most days. By the time he came home you were already in bed passed out.
Martha had also been getting a little too close to your husband for your liking but Nanami didnât seem to care to stop her advances so you assumed that maybe your were making things up, but you couldnât help but think about all the little smart remarks she took it upon herself to say.
âWow, youâre such a hard working man, if you were my husband Iâd be sure to reward you everyday.â
âWould you like me to give you a massage sir?â
Maybe she was being nice? Maybe you were reading into it a little too hard. Either way Nanami didnât seem to mind her forwardness so maybe you shouldnât either.
Having enough of your pity party, you finally decided that it was time to put an effort in getting your husbandâs attention again.
That night you got yourself all clean and dolled up in one of his favorite lingerie pieces and one of his t-shirts. He loved seeing you in his clothing. He always told you it made him feel like the best man in the world seeing his woman comfortable in his attire. It was almost 1 in the morning, the usual time he had gotten home. You had waited all night, despite being so tired, to see him. Lights shown through the curtains and the sound of a motor vehicle pulling into the drive way shook away any traces of sleep you had in you.
This was it! Tonightâs the night you and your husband rekindled.
~*~
Nanami walked through the door tired as ever. He was finally done with playing catch up and attending hour long business meetings for the month. Heâs finally be able to catch a break. He felt as though he had be in a trans working and powering through his long streak, and finally he would be able to settle down for a while.
He made his way to the kitchen to look for something to eat. I was a little after 1 so he knew youâd be sleeping.
When he entered the kitchen, he was surprised to see Martha standing there in nothing but a small tank top and shorts to short for her size.
âOh! Nanami, I didnât think youâd be home just yet. Are you hungry?â Nanami only grunted and moved passed her and headed towards the fridge.
âWould you like wine with your meal sir?â The sultry tone of her voice rung in his ears. He eyed her suspiciously for a moment before shrugging it off. âNo thank you, not tonight.â
He told her with a monotonous tone. He grabbed his plate that was left in the fridge and placed it in the microwave to warm.
âAlright, Iâll just put this back then.â She had a smile on her face as she strut her way towards the wine holder that was just behind where Nanami was standing.
Just inches away from him, she had stumbled, almost dropping the bottle in the process. Nanami kept forward, grasping her in his arms just as he was able to fall, allowing her to wrap her arms around his neck as if they were lovers about to ignite in a night of passion.
She giggled, pulling him closer. âIâm sorry, Iâm such a klutz! Itâs a good thing a big strong man like you were here to catch me! Youâre just like a knight in shinning armor. And my knight deserves a kiss for saving me.â
As she tried pulling him closer, Nanami started to pull away, but it was too late. A small gasp had them both frozen.
âOh! My lady! I didnât think youâd be up.â
There you stood from your stop in the kitchen, watching as your maid and husband were about to share such a passionate kiss. It brought tears to your eyes seeing how good they looked together.
You knew you hadnât been up to par in taking care of yourself as well as him, but you didnât think heâd cheat on you for such a small inconvenience.
âWait! Y/n-â He called out to you but you just turned and ran to your bedroom to grab everything you needed to leave.
Nanami dropped Martha letting her fall to the floor leaving her in pain as he chased after you.
Once he made it to your shared room, he saw that you were packing a suit case with everything valuable and important to you.
âItâs not what it looked like y/nâ he tries to reason with you but you didnât listen. âI donât care Nami, itâs not like I havenât noticed we havenât been the same in a while. Especially since she got here.â
âWhat do you mean? I know Iâve been busy, but Iâd never do something like that to you. I love you.â
âYou donât love me. If you did you wouldnât have been all up on her. But it doesnât matter anymore. Iâm done.â
This caused Nanami to freeze. His voice dropped, a menacing tone sounded in his voice. âWhat do you mean youâre done?â
It sent a chill up your spine but you remained strong. âIt means Iâm done. I want a divorce. I canât do this anymore. My own husband doesnât even want to look at me, let alone act like I exist.â
You finished packing whatever you could and zipped it up, but Nanami was faster than you. He grabbed your luggage and threw it aside, shattering your vanity. âWhat is your problem! I donât understand why you are so upset. Go be with your fucking mistress!â You yelled.
âIâm fucking upset because my wife is trying to leave me over a misunderstanding!â He cornered you. His pupils dark and expression angry. It was look you never wanted towards you.
He broke out into a laugh that boomed into the room. âYou canât fucking leave me y/n. You canât break up our perfect little family thatâs just getting started.â His hands slid up the sides of your waist pulling you closer to him.
âI take good care of you and I always will. No matter what. You are mine and Iâd never let you go. I need you here with me little one. I donât know what Iâd do if you decided to break up our perfect little life.â
A flood of memories flew through your head. Even images of the future that you thought were to come. You felt a little guilty for trying to leave instead of making things work, but you couldnât help but think about him being with another woman.
âHow long have you been messing with Martha.â
Rage sparked in his eyes as he punched a hole in the wall by your head making your scream. He gripped your chin tightly and forced you to meet his gaze.
âIâve never touched that fucking woman! She fell and I caught her, nothing more. Do you understand?â When you didnât respond, he sighed.
âMy love. My perfect little bunny, must I show you just how much you mean to me? Shall I show you that nobody can make you feel the things you do for me? Hmm? Must I show you one of the many reason that you love me?â
âMust I remind you who you belong too!?â
~*~
You couldnât think straight. You really couldnât think at all. The only thing filling your senses was your husbands dick penetrating you so hard and deep. Your face was wet with tears and saliva that pooled onto the pillow as he drilled into you from behind.
âAhh, you feel so good little one.â He grunted in your ear. Nanami gripped your neck and pounded deliciously into you. The feeling of your juices getting him going.
It had been too long since you both last had sex and he was going to make it last as long as possible.
âAnd youâd thought Iâd let you leave? With my baby in your womb? Youâd thought Iâd let another man have you? No, Iâd kill anyone who thought they would have a chance.â
Your body shook as another orgasm ripped through you, but he didnât let up, he just fucked you harder through it. âP-please Nami!â
But your please fell on deaf ears. âNo, not until you learn that you can never leave me. Youâre mine y/n. Youâre nothing but my little dumb slut, my perfect little wife.â He licked up your tears grinding deeper into you.
âSay it! Say that your mine and that you will never leave me! Say that youâll stay and be my perfect little housewife forever.â
You could feel him going deeper and deeper, skin slapping against each other in perfect rhythm. It was too much, you couldnât even get a word out. You were moaning so loud and the bed was banging against the wall you were sure it would break. You were also sure Martha could hear everything.
âIâm waiting my little bunny.â Nanamiâs voice warmed you. You gushed around his cock even more at his power over you.
He was dominating you. Showing you that you were indeed his. Nobody would make your body feel the way he did. Nobody ever could.
Just as another orgasm ripped through you, you wailed ây-yessss Naaamiiii, yessss i-im yours!â
âYouâre my what?â He pressed his shaft into the opening of your cervix making you yelp. âIM YOUR DUMB SLUT DADDY!â
He moaned as he felt you squirt on him. Your essence pooling on the sheets. âUhhh, thatâs it! Let daddy have it all!â
His thrust started to get choppy as he reached his own peak. Spilling all of himself into you. Telling you how much he loved you. How he would never let you go. Ever.
As you both came down, he pulled you into his arms, gently caressing your face and smothering you with gentle kisses. You were exhausted. Falling in and out of sleep with a dazed but satisfied look on your face.
âFire her.â Was all you could muster up. Nanami laughed and kissed your soft lips.
âYour wish is my command my lady. It always will be.â
You both laid there in each others embraces.
âBut donât think Iâm done with you my love. You have awoken a part of me by just telling me your going to leave me. I need to make sure that never happens again.â
His perfect little wife, forever and always.
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Ok I'm not the nonnie that just asked that question, but I can 100% imagine Lance and Oscar being in a poly. And it's perfect cause they never cross paths it seems like. So a SMAU where the reader (Marsai Martin) comes to the paddock for a visit and everyone is just like wtf?! How did yall pull her?!
You have no idea how crazyy brain went when I got this. And then I almost immediately began working on it...and then I was unable to edit ask responses on my phone for almost a month and a half đ. Also I absolutely did not mean to do this but my brain read it "Lando and Oscar" and I completely missed that it said "Lance and Oscar" and now I feel terrible but I hope you like it still! đŹđ
(A/n: Also I know I said Charles was next, but I was so excited I could finally edit this post I had to go and finish it. I have been working on my Charles fic though I promise đ)
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user_yn Thank you Japan for giving my loves a double podium (and the epic celebration after) đ§ĄđŻđ”
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user1 They are so wholesome it gave me clear skin
landonorris So happy our pretty girl got to see us (almost) win đ
>user_yn And I'm very proud of your (almost) win âșïž
>oscarpiastri It was your beauty radiating from the garage that helped us stay in the top 3
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>mclaren We agree đ
user2 Exhibit B of how Yn is their good luck charm
>user3 Yes, but elaborate đ§
>user2 The last race she was at was Silverstone, when they basically told the rest of the grid "Sike, here's our real car" and now double podium
>landonorris We've been trying to tell @/user_yn, right @/oscarpiastri?
>oscarpiastri If she listened to us, forgot about acting and just came to all the races, we'd be World Champions by nowđ€·ââïž
>user_yn Os, baby, don't let Lando drag you down with him
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landonorris Had to get that double podium for our lovely lady đ đ(Also Note to Self: Never leave your phone alone with @/user_yn)
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user_yn The real note to self should be "post better pictures of Yn instead of whatever photo you have of her sleeping"
>landonorris But you're so pretty when you sleep đđ»đđ»đ
>user_yn As sweet as that is, don't đ«”đż
user8 Still accepting theories of how those two even met Yn
>user9 The configuration of the stars the night they met was the same as when the upgrades for Silverstone were finished. That was the most luck those two have every experienced int their lives and they will probably not have such luck again until it is time for their own respective grand prix race wins
>user8 Yes.
oscarpiastri Baby đ§Ą
>landonorris Couldn't be more proud of you đ§Ą
>user_yn And I'm the proudest of both of you đ§Ą
>user4 These 3 deserve each other and I mean that in the purest way possible
>mclaren we just want to join on the orange hearts (even though we love them too)đ§Ą
user5 We stan Bert, Ernie, and their impossibly hot girlfriend
>landonorris Please tell me I'm Ernie đ€đ»
>user5 Man do I have a treat for you
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oscarpiastri Had to place 2 and 3 because she's our #1 đ
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user6 Logan's here, we can finally start the festivities
logansargeant @/user_yn is the really Japanese gp winner
>user_yn No don't talk to me you ignored me most of the weekend đ
>logansargeant I JUST COULDN'T SEE YOU YOU'RE SHORT
>user_yn All I'm hearing are excuses đ
user_yn Such a cutie đ„° So so proud of my boyfriends đ
>user_yn (I swear if you don't smile with your teeth more often I'm telling your mom.)
>oscarpiastri Yes ma'am (Love you, don't tell my mom â„ïž)
>landonorris THANK YOU I've been trying to tell him he has a pretty smile
user7 Yn, the fashion icon âš
>user_yn It's the hat đ€
One last thought: Hopefully this is the start of a spark of inspiration because I would love for the ideas I have for all of these requests to LEAVE MY HEAD AND WRITE THEMSELVES OUT ON THESE POSTS!! Anyway, I hope you all liked this and you're all doing well. đ
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|| RHYS DATING HEADCANONS ||
ᶻ đ đ° .á reader is gn, lots of fluff (I can't english but i love him, also i have low knowledge of the game lore cuz im stuck on a level đ)
The definition of an airhead, buuuuut he has a big heart
How you guys met was when you had stumbled upon him hiding behind one of the villages houses
As it turns out he was hurt from a fight against some outlaws, so feeling bad at the sight of him trying to treat himself with one arm, you decided to help him out
Your kind gesture touched his heart which led to him frequently visiting you everytime he comes back from a dangerous trip
Just imagine you're outside sweeping the front porch and then you hear him call out your name which you look up to see him waving at you with a toothy smile
It was almost like he considered you his personal nurse as you're the one he always goes to when he's hurt anywhere
When talking to him, you found his behaviour strange since he always talked to you in a rhythmic way, but you also found it amusing
It didn't take long for Rhys to start developing feelings for you since he was very much attracted to you and enjoyed spending every second he could with you
Once he was sure he had a crush, he would start to get you pretty things he found when he's out exploring.
"Look! I got you this! đ" He'd say with his hand holding out a beautiful yellow flower.
Loves it soso much when you thank him but if you're awkward with receiving gifts, a simple smile is enough to send him over the moon
Would definitely introduce you to his bird mount, 'Plumecharger' who took a while to finally warm up to you
Will also let you feed his bird, his hand would be guiding yours towards the beak very slowly to get them to trust you more, but secretly he was liking the feel of your hand in his
If we're talking about flirting, this man has no idea how to, his vocabulary is already struggling itself so his only way of showing love would be lots of gift gifting and spending quality time together
He had given you so much gifts that you needed to install another shelf to store them
Your personal favourite would be a flower crown he had tried to make himself, the work was a bit sloppy as some of the flower stems were poking out or been worn out from his constant struggle to tie it together. But hey, it's the thought that matters!
I'd like to think that this man would go around asking his friends how to make the first move which resulted in him getting mixed ideas
"You just gotta brag about how much of a man you are! It worked for me!"
"REALLY?!"
Cue him bragging about his criminal stint with the Quicksand Claw that you had to listen with an awkward look, because from what you heard from the other villagers, he was just there to feed the birds
After his epic failure of trying to have you fall for him, you laughed at his poor attempts and ended up being the one to confess, which had him so overjoyed he was actually jumping on his feet
While dating Rhys, he would always follow you around the village when he's not busy with his line of work
Lots of the villagers found it cute how he was always trailing behind you like a poodle. If you're buying groceries for dinner, he's willing to help you hold the basket to show you how much of a big boy he is đŒ
LOVESLOVESLOVES CUDDLES
Fine with being big spoon or small spoon depending on yall's mood
He likes it especially when you're both cuddled together with Plumecharger laid down for you guys to rest your heads on, that's when you'll see him at his most vulnerable
His helmet and gears are taken off, his arms wrapped securely around you, a soft smile on his face as he's nuzzled against your chest
PLEASE PLAY WITH HIS HAIR WHEN HES SLEEPING IT MAKES HIS HEART ALL SOFT AND MUSHY
Though, he's very ticklish so if you poke him on the side he'll laugh and start a tickling war
Considering how fluffy his hair is and how he doesn't really know how to take care of it, you'll have to be the one to teach him
He melts whenever you braid some strands of his hair together, so everytime he's out on another trip, he'll run his fingers across the braids thinking about you
Now onto kisses
This man will admit to you with no shame that he has no idea how to kiss, since he never thought he would actually find someone who loves him :(
Once you teach him how to kiss, it's over for you.
Oh? You're busy cutting the veggies? KISS. Now you're trying to clean the house? KISS. You've just finished cooking his favourite meal? SHOWERS YOU WITH KISSES
Since he loves you so much, you have the honour of naming one of his terrabirds.
Without even realising, he would start to give that specific terrabird special treatment that it started to make Plumecharger jealous
Honestly, his pet names would contain just the simpler ones like baby, honey and his personal favourite, babe.
This man cares about you a lot so if you get sick or hurt, he'll drop everything he's doing just to take care of you.
"Rhys where are you going?! We have work to do!"
"Sorry! It's an emergency!" He shouts while running away from his friends.
Doesn't care if you say you're capable of taking care of yourself, he just wants to always be there for you
If you're up for it, he's willing to teach you how to ride Plumecharger, of course he'll be close-by and ready to catch you if you get knocked off or anything.
He's honestly very insecure about his laugh when around you because he's scared you'll stop loving him for it so you'll have to assure him that you love his laugh very much đ„ș
If you happen to be insecure on anything about yourself, he'll shower you with even more love, he really doesn't care about your imperfections, he finds you being human more perfect than anything
Dating Rhys also includes lots of dates where you guys are either out stargazing, shopping at the market or doing self care routines together, which is his favourite.
I'd also like to add that this man is SUCH A TEASE!!!!
He likes to make you pout or beg for something so he'll be one of those people who put your things high up or hidden somewhere in the house to have you ask him for help
"Did I hear a please?" He'd said with a smug everytime.
HE ALSO DOES THAT LITTLE HEAD TILT THING LIKE IN THE GIF
If you get frustrated and just decide to ignore him, he'll follow you around like a fly that won't go away.
"Awwwww! Don't be mad, you're just so cute!" He'd say, giving up and handing you your stuff back.
If he could he would squeeze your cheeks right after.
Personally, 10/10 golden retriever boyfriend material
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I know talking about the dwemer is tired but I'd like to hear what yalls theories and head canons are! What do you think happened the moment the Numidium was activated at the battle of red mountain? It was powered by the heart of a God after all so the possibilities are pretty limetless!
(My thoughts below the cut)
Anyway I'd really like to know what yall think and start a discussion.
I believe that the Numidium did exactly what the Dwemer intended it to do. I think they created a new plane of oblivion with the heart of lorkhan.
The Numidium was gifted to Tiber Septim later and was used and worked. And they used a less efficient power source (the mantella) because the tribunal kept the heart. So I genuinely can't believe that the disappearance of the dwemer was an accident.
Lorkhan was responsible for the creation of the mortal realm so i think its reasonable to believe that the essence of his power would be able to make a new plane of oblivion or even another mortal realm. And the Dwemer would love being in a new world where they are the only people to rule it.
This doesn't, however explain why Yagrum Bagarn. Why was he left behind? Was he in a place where the power of Lrkhans Heart couldn't reach? If so what are the parameters of his power? And that raises yet another question. When the heart was destroyed in ES3 Morrowind did that destroy any chance of the dwemer returning to Tamriel?
I hope some of the questions are answered in later installments but I think Bethesda is bent on keeping all of that a secret.
Sorry for the long winded post I'm just thinking a lot and work gives me a lot of time to do that. Thank you if you made it this far đ â€
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out of char
watching the amazing digital circus pilot writing down my thoughts
DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT YET
-ooh the change in graphics was so good
-why does Caine enter the screen like a deflating balloon you've blown up and set loose
-WHY THE HELL DOES BUBBLE TALK LIKE THAT I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD TALK AT ALL MUCH LESS SOUNDING LIKE >THAT< DEAR GOD THAT SENT A SHOCK THROUGH ME I WAS PARALYZED FOR A FULL MINUTE JUST IN SHOCK
-the soundtrack???? It actually sounds like a kids show when they introduce them. ALSO gangle is so cute
-someone fire kaufmo bc why is he not showing up. Disrespectful. Also does it bug anyone else that they say ragathas name like raga?? No tha??? Just me, ok.
-the 'why' in the đ¶we don't know whyđ¶ is so good
-SOMEONE HELP POMNI OUT SHE IS SO CONFUSED
-i didn't get the Jax simps before... I'm not saying he's hot he just has sassy fav character potential
-can someone actually acknowledge pomni or is she gonna go insane by herself
-the censorship... I love how pom goes straight to swearing. Also it seems like you put I headset on and then you become a part of the circus? Like... a vr headset? Something like that?
-RAGATHA HAS NO FEET
-IM DYING CAINE IS LIKE "stop swearing girl this show is supposed to be PG đ" and pom is just like "SHIT BITCH FUCK ASS. BITCH!!!"
-pomni is so baby
-"did someone say something about an insect collection?"
-micheal kovatch really gets all the good roles huh
-ZOOBLES VOICE. MOMMY?
-i thought pom was gonna have a panic attack instead she just spirals
-NEVERMIND. I HATE JAX. HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO GANGLE DID YOU HEAR HER VOICE IM SOBBING BABY NOOOO
-" the GROUNDS! đȘđđđđ¶ drown yourself at the digital lake đđ¶đȘđ"
-was not expecting a flirty moon. Huh
-bubble what. "Why are you like this..."
- I- that was an exit door. The way Caine just goes DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS! and shuts her down makes me think Caine is keeping them there all on purpose. either that or the exit door is something evil that Caine wants to protect them from.
-"I said that like five minutes ago"
-"YOU! do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? HORROR? PAIN? SUFFERING? AGONY? DEATH? DISEASE?! DEATH??!!! angel food cake?"
-Caine is actually insane what. YOU PARASITE!!!
-gather the gloinks has bisexual letters
-Caine is insane pt 2
-really hoping the way to defeat a gloink is to beat the shit out of it
-"oh no. They killed zooble. Anyway do you guys want to get something to eat"
Yeah I'm only at 7 minutes so I'll stop now. I'll keep going when I wanna blab about something
-CRYBABY AND HOOHAH đ
-gangle is my favorite. I love her. She is baby.
-OH MY GOD. OHHH MY GOD. LITTLE RUNMO REFERENCE!!!
-uhh. Yall pomni isn't okay. Can someone help her out
-oh damn. The end is just pomni realizing she'll be there forever. She needs a hug
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MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP13 THOUGHTS
oh this ep is full hour,i'm scared....
i got my bingo card lets see if I get anything
IMMEDIATELY SCREAMING
vegas calling pete sexy?(we been knew petes sexy)but to hear vegas say it
also pete doesn't have his bandagesđ€š
and he's holding petes hand i love that
be who you arrrrreeee
kinn take a good look at porsches face and tell me you believe he's okayđ
more hand holdingđ„° i love hand holdingđ„°
yeah-thats a lie we hold grudges in this houseđŽđ»
kinns so happy pleaseđ„ș
PAPA WE CALL KORN PAPA NOW?!?!đđđ«„
OOOOOOOH
you telling me vegas is watching a video so he can cook for pete
đšSHIT ITS HIS DADđš
OOOOH TELL HIM VEGAS
WAIT DON'T
YALL SAW HOW HIS DAD FUCKING TURNED HIS RING TO SLAP VEGAS WHAT A WHOREđ
TELL US KINN WHAT SHOULD PORSCHE PUT IN HIS MOUTHđđđ
come on porsche tell him
DAMN YOU CHAN WE ALMOST GOT COMMUNICATION
Kinn i love you frđ«¶
COME ON KINN YOU KNOW SOMETHING UP WITH HIM
pete my boy:(đ
im going to fucking cry PETEđ
pause: bible and build are so pretty
your life like this cuz your dads an asshole babe
NO STOP VEGAS
TANKHUN MY LOVE
TELL THEM BABE MAKE THEM SEE
NO PETE đŁYOU WERE NEVER USELESSđŁ
PETE NO WHAT THE FUCK GUYSđš
yall respect bible and build they are Acting their asses off rn thats TALENTđ«
đ«
im so scared rn yall
OOH I SEE
OH SHIT
what is this girl.........
PAUSE: TANKHUN IK THIS IS A FUNERAL FIT BUT ITS GIVING đ«Łđł
aw porsche rubbing kinns shoulder
tag yourself i'm pol crying
THE ATM BRO
PETE MADE IT BACK YES
arm and pol running away and porsche jumping on kinns back?i expect nothing less from those fools
porsche poking pete to see if he's real I love him
poor pete YALL SQUEEZING HIS WOUNDS GUYS
HIS BRUSIES STOP:(đ
pete still trying to smileđhe makes me so sad
hi kim
leave him alone kim
YUH BLOCK THAT MAN CHAY
rip the wik shrineâ ïž
STOP THE POLAROID
BRO HOW MANY DOES HE HAVE
time for kim to make a chay shrine
YEAH FUCK IT MEMORY CHAY
vegas crying,petes,crying,IM CRYING
porsche that was so fucking sus and obviousđ
don't just believe pete heâs going through it
AH HA kinn knows porsche isn't telling him something AND then this sus phone call? the misunderstandings are comingđŽđ»
aw tankhun loves pete he makes me soft
aw lord what's porsche doing
VEGAS?!
YES GET HIM PORSCHEđđđ
so he's asking vegas for help
OH HO VEGAS HAS SEEN PORSCHE'S MOM
porsche do not tell me you brought pete to vegas in exchange for info
porsche has been mafiaed yallđ«đ«
OH MY GOD
DAMN HEADBUTT
porsche wearing the suit jacket is throwing me off idk why
whom?
AYO THESE ARE PORSCHE'S PARENTS GRAVES
if kinn took them there to talk to porsches parents i WILL cry
welp im crying im SOBBING đđđ
SHUT THE FUCK UPđŠđšđł ITS THE POOL FUCKING SCENE NO WAYđš
THE WAY I WAS GONNA PUT ON THE BINGO CARD POOL SCENE HAPPENS BUT I THOUGHT NAH NO WAY?!
IM NOT READY I NEED MY EARPHONESđđ
YESSSSSSSSSSS KINN SAID I LOVE YOU TO PORSCHEđ„°đ (which yes kinn has shown he loves porsche with his actions but him saying the 3 words to porsche is just chefs kissđ)
porsche pinning kinns hands? đ„Žgirl BYE
deutache(correct spelling?idk her)bank we finally meet
porsche hun be careful don't fall outta the pool
SCREAMING but without...without the...đ« đ«Ł
i love that they hug after đ«â€ïž
porsche please you can trust kinn
shit yall SHIT
GODDAMN IT HE DID LEAVE
love youđ bye
little baby chay hey girl
wait we taking chay?FOR WHY
this just makes it seem like they're running awayđ
bro tankhun loves them he wants to go get themâčïžâ€ïž
HEY WHORE TELL US EVERYTHINGđ đ«
FUCK THIS PORSCHE WITNESSED HIS PARENTS GET SHOT NOW HIS UNCLE?!
OH HE'S REMEMBERING YES
okay so korn & gun went to get porsche's mom but since she wouldn't leave/porsches dad was like fuck yall they killed them
SHIT IT'S KINN?
but why would he fucking shoot porsches uncle THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHO REALLY DID
PETE'S WITH KINN?!OH HO
H U H AHH PORSCHE WAIT WE NEED KORN TO TELL US THE TRUTH
SHE WAS YOUR W H A TđŠđ«„đ§
AND I DIDNT EVEN GET A FUCKING BINGO DAMNIT
FUCK YALL THE FINALE IS GOING TO BE WILD IM READY YET TERRIFIED
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#5
I would've liked Bucky to be in Cap 4 but honestly, there's such a sense of relief that he isn't because now we can finally focus on Sam without having to hear from bucket fans about him all the freaking time. Sam can lead his own project and I'm excited for it. Isaiah Bradley is back Joaquin Torres is back, I hope Sam's family (Sarah and Aj and Cass) will be back but so far we got all we need for a Cap movie.
Just because Bucky and Sam aren't together doesn't mean they're on bad terms it just means it'll be a bit until we see them together cause they got separate lives and hero journeys. Also it's Marvel, Bucky could very well show up for 30 seconds.
Either way I'm not pressed about it, it's Sam's time to shine!
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And Cap 4 has a Director!!!
I'm đ excited!
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This is why people annoyed me when they thought that Sam was being overdramatic and was wrong for giving up the shield in tfatws, it was never about him not feeling worthy. It was about having to deal with constant racism like this shit here (among other things).
People constantly not giving him the same respect that they gave Steve. People constantly inserting their opinion "Bucky would've been better," for no actual reason. Constantly having to deal with unnecessary stress and judgment simply because he's Black and taking over the mantle from Steve. They would NOT be acting like this if Steve gave the shield to Bucky.
The Steve yall love so much choose him to be the next Captain America both in the comics and in the MCU. Get over it! At this point you're just being racist. Sam Wilson IS CAPTAIN AMERICA, deal with it.
Anthony Mackie is more than Capable of being Captain America and will do an amazing job. He's more than deserving of the title.
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Let's hear it for Captain America!
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Hello! Was inspired by a previous ask and I thought Id share my experience a little. Im allo and my queer platonic partner is aro! They came out as aro after we had gotten really close and I got a crush. I was very nervous at first talking about my feelings cause I desperately didnât want to make them uncomfortable or make them feel forced into anything or lose them as my friend. I made sure to ask what they wanted IF they wanted anything and made clear I would be fine continuing as friends. They did like the idea of something but were unsure about a label so we went from friends who communicate about our relationship to now qpps! Our qpr is a commitment to each other because we both have strong feelings, eventhough those feelings arenât the same. We had a long discussion talking about boundaries and what is and isnât okay and I have tried to actively encourage continually talking about boundaries and consent. They like physical affection but can sometimes be romance averse so I always ask them if they want a kiss or a hug or just a good night (and I am not hurt by any choice over the other). Itâs actually been really fun and fulfilling focusing on more diverse and platonic shows of affection rather than normative romantic stuff. They donât usually say I love you (and I know when they do it is different than how I say it) but I always feel their care for me. Ive also affirmed to them that I am not just waiting for them to come around to romance. I am very happy with what we have.
Ive been reading and following aro blogs to try and understand more. I know there are many non-partnering aros and aros with different boundaries and I go feral hearing how yall get disrespected or dismissed or invalidated. There are probably some allos for whom a qpp is not a good fit but its very easy to just respect and defend aro and ace people and identities. And truly, making my partner and friend feel comfortable and cared for? No better feeling in the world.
So also thanks to you for sharing aro stories and being great! Hope you have a good day!
Hi anon!
Thanks so much for sharing, this made my day so much brighter, and I'm sure it'll make the days of other aros who read this brighter as well đđ
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Solitary Love Chapter 2 (Yandere Giorno x Reader)
I told yall chapter 2 be coming. I was worried I wouldn't be able to see this series through till the end which is why I hesitated to even start it. But I'm having so much fun writing it đ. I'm hoping I can start writing more for other Jojos too!
As always, you are more than free to provide feedback on my writing (how to improve, etc) also on mistranslations on Italian or Italian culture I may have gotten wrong. Or just any comments on this series in general!
Enjoy darlings! â€ïž
You were excited for today. The class finally had a day off. The professor had an idea to visit Italy to visit some of his colleagues and share their work with your class. You decided to tag along because itâs Italy for Godâs sake! Who would pass up on the chance to visit one of the worldâs most beautiful countries? Sure, a part of you came because you love what you study but youâd be lying if you said visiting Italy wasnât a huge factor in travelling halfway across the world from your home country.
When you landed, the professor barely gave your class any time to enjoy the scenery and try out the delicious Italian cuisine. Your professor was so stuck-up. âWork first, play later,â was his motto. It had already been 2 days since you landed with your class. The first day was spent recovering from jetlag. The second day was to prepare for the conference and the rest of the remaining time actually going to the conference to present.
Finally, on the third day in you would get the chance to actually have fun and explore. After completing the conferences last night, your class had the opportunity to enjoy the rest of your school trip to Italy. You were staying at a modest hotel that wasnât too far from Brera, Milan.
Pulling out for outfit for today and slinging your purse around your shoulder, you headed out with your class, excited to finally enjoy Italy for what it is and take a break from the dreaded school.
***
âOkay everyone, make sure youâre all back here within 2 hours okay? Thatâs 2 pm! The bus isnât going to wait for you if youâre late.â
God, even on vacation, your professor was such a tightass.
âCome on, y/n! Letâs go!â it was clear your friend was excited. She had been wanting this more than you did since you arrived in Italy.
She dragged you by the arm and rushed around this beautiful neighbourhood. You were taken aback by its slick design and effortless style. The trees and greenery were in full bloom, the air smelled fresh. It was hot since its summer, but there was a nice breeze swinging along that made the heat durable. Your thesis was finished and now your just having fun with your friends and class in one of the worldâs most breathtaking countries.
âLife couldnât be better.â you thought to yourself.
***
You stepped to the sidelines of the neighbourhood to rest a little. Your friend quite literally dragged you around and made you try or buy anything. You were having fun but you needed to catch your breath. You decided to take this time to yourself while your friend was in the bathroom.
âAh, well itâs certainly nice to see you here, signora.â you hear a voice say.
Turning your head to the direction of where you heard the voice, you spot the same tall blonde man youâve met before. Oh! It was that man from the conference hall that night!
âSalve di nuovo (hello again), signorâŠ?â
âGiorno is fine.â he smiled
First name basis? That was quick. This was only the 2nd time you met. But whatever floats his boat you guess.
âSalve di nuovo (hello again), Giorno. What brings you here?â
âJust wanted to do some sightseeing. And yourself?â
âMe too! Iâm here with my class to walk around Brera.â
âHaving any fun?â
âYes. A lot of fun.â you chuckled. âJust taking a break and waiting for my friend.â
âThey left you?â
Left you? Thatâs a weird way of putting it. His tone sounded completely harmless but the words were unsettling. You brushed it off, thinking it might be how Italians are direct communicators.
âUh, no they didnât leave me. Haha⊠theyâre in the washroom right now.â you pray he didnât catch how nervous you felt with his statement. Though you were pretty sure it became obvious with your nervous laughter.
Giorno did seem to notice and changed the topic to something else. So you donât like it when others talk poorly about your friends. Giorno made a mental note of that.
âI donât think I got a chance to ask you, signora. But why are you studying psychology, if you donât mind me asking.â
âYou can call me y/n.â You were debating if you should tell him or not. But whatever, it wouldnât kill you to answer truthfully. âIâm hoping to become a counsellor in the future. Once I graduate, I want to help others with their own struggles. But I think Iâd like to focus more on trauma and abuse.â
Giorno always had a knack for spotting lies and reading people. He gained this skill because of his step-father. His line of work pulls this skill out of him where heâs a master at this point. But Giorno could tell you werenât lying. You were speaking from the heart and meant everything you said.
It surprised him. Many times, when you ask someone why they decided to pursue a certain career or passion, they always lie and say something obnoxious like âI want to give back to my communityâ or âI just want to help, I donât need anything in returnâ.
Lies. All lies.
Thereâs no truth in their statements. Theyâre only saying it to make themselves look good. But what they truly desired was always the same thing: money, power, fame. Giorno has met lots of people and they all fall under that blanket. Rarely were there people like Bucciarati who actually wanted to better the lives of others. Giorno thought he may never meet someone like him again. Until now.
âItâs important to you?â he inquired.
âItâs my dream.â
His eyes widen a bit. He didnât say anything in response to you. But it was almost like something âclickedâ in him. He knew what he wanted to do next.
ây/n!!! Iâm back! I think the timeâs almost up. We should get going so we donât miss the bus. Iâm not trying to walk back to our hotel! I would have come out soon if there wasnât such a long lineup.â your friend screamed while running towards you.
You turned your head and nodded at her. You were completely distracted by your friendâs screaming.
âGive me a second! Iâll be right there,â you scream back at her and return your attention to Giorno. âWell, Ă stato bello rivederti (it was nice seeing you again), Giorno.â
âIl piacere Ăš tutto mio, y/n (the pleasure was all mine)â he said, grabbing your right hand and kissing it.
You were taken aback by his sudden gesture but accepted it nonetheless. It would be rude of you to dismiss it since you were quite sure this is Italian culture.
You nod your head and retract your hand from his. Turning away and waving goodbye as you returned to your friend.
***
The day was practically over and your class had travelled a lot today. So it was time to settle back in your hotel and rest for the night.
As you were rummaging through your purse to prepare for your night routine, you noticed something missing.
Thatâs strange. Where did your pocket mirror go? Sure, itâs small but not small enough for it to be stolen unnoticed. The robber would have to go deep into your purse to get their hands on it. But you had your purse on you the whole day. How could it have been stolen?
âEverything okay, y/n?â your friend asks
âDid any of you guys see my pocket mirror? I know I packed it before we got on the plane,â you asked your roommates.
âItâs not in your purse?â
âNo. But I know I packed it.â
âYou should be more careful. Thereâs a lot of good pickpockets here. Theyâll try to distract you and then BAM! Your wallet is gone!â
You sigh. You heard about the pickpocketing here in Italy but didnât think it would have happened to you. You should have been more cautious. Tourists are the number one target for robbers in any country. You just canât believe you got robbed in broad daylight in a foreign country. The pocket mirror had little worth compared to the other things you packed in your luggage but it didnât feel good to be robbed.
Before taking another sigh, you felt something move along your right hand. Looking down you see a ladybug crawling across your fingers.
Itâs so cute. Though you have to wonder where did it come from? No matter the case, you decide to set it free by opening the window and sticking your hand out. Giving your fingers a little tug to signal the little insect to fly, the ladybug opened its wings and flew away.
Once you confirmed the ladybug had flown away, you shut the windows and walk back to your friends. Not knowing that the ladybug was flying to a certain someone.
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Hellooo, I hope you are okay đ, i just read the "their crush catches them staring" and I loved so much.
May I request a (y/n) who is from another country and when she gets mad (not necessarily with them but it could be) she stars cursing and talking in another language? And them they just be like "wtf are you talking?"
I really like to see a Brazilian (y/n) with Shinichiro, Mikey and Chifuyu but you can change if you want, I really don't mind :)
Ps: I didn't find your rules so I hope me request is okay
Aaaa I really love the idea of this! I feel like the boys would get all shocked pikachu faces and look at y/n like she grew another head đđ As a bilinggual I often find myself code switching to a different language especially in expressions and sounds of frustration or when my grandparents would tell me to repeat what I say in my native language because they say english is wayy too fast (I'm filo btw)
Hearing their s/o speak in their native language
includes: shinichiro, mikey, chifuyu
warnings: swearing
wordcount: 2115
NOTE: so this is the first time i'm ever doing sumthing that involves another language and I did a little research on the words I've decided to put but please feel free to correct me if I used some of the words in the wrong context or if the translation i've put on the word is wrong
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to write this hope yall enjoy!
shinichiro
As a boyfriend he prolly already knows that you can speak a different language
but
that doesn't stop him from blinking back and getting surprised whenever he hears you though
cue the core memory he had when he heard you speaking to your grandma over the phone one time
it was all normal until it wasnt
from the start of the conversation on the phone, you had your grandma on speaker and he understood every bit of what yall were saying
at first, he thought he started disassociating when he thought he heard you start speaking gibberish
has a confused face and blinks back like đ
"i just understood what they were talking about a second ago and now đđ"
literally doesn't know what to do whenever you speak a different language like does he say anything or do you need a hug or a pat
so he just awkwardly stands there in hopes you'd explain whst just happened
It was one of those days where you were bombarded with hell works from uni. Having already pulled 3 all-nighters this week and still a massive pile of essays needed to be done and god let's not get started on your thesis paper. The only thing that had you fueled right now was the two bobas you had earlier and now an iced latte.
So much for the last month of your senior year
With squinted eyes you could see the clock read 11:09
Not knowing shinichiro had been behind you, who had been sitting by your shared kitchens table, watching for what felt like 10 minutes still somewhat drowsy having just woken up because he noticed you weren't in bed with him yet.
Uni really did take most of your time and he always did applaud you for being quite the model student but at the price of your health he wasn't just going to stand back while you overworked yourself to death
"I wonder if tonight's gonna be another all-nighter" you say aloud before opening up your laptop to start on those hellish essays.
'How many needed to be done again' you think as you count the ones that were nearly due on your laptop's sticky notes
(A/n: do people still use sticky notes as a reminders tab for hw or is it just me huhuhu)
one...
two...
three...
An unamused chuckle left your lips then had your tongue kiss against your front teeth, "damn this is really gonna be the death of me" you mutter as you checking over the requirements needed for the first paper you chose to start on
--
Literary Critique on a Historical Account
Font: Arial
Font size: 11
Wordcount: 2000 words minimum
--
Running a hand through your hair," Foda-se essa merda" (fuck this shit) you say before you started drafting out what you want to put on your essay
Shinichiro who still stood behind you, who usually had no clue what you were saying whenever you spoke brazilian but this sure as hell gave "screw this" vibes
Letting out a chuckle he brings both his hands to your tense shoulders and kneads at them before kissing the top of your head, "it's cute when your mad and speak in your native language" he feels you squirm and whine in response to that sending him a small glare before looking back at your screen
"We'll do just that one essay tonight and let's get you to bed, the others aren't due for a couple more days anyway" he adds as he grabs a chair to sit next to you
bonus:
"So what'd ya say earlier?" shinichiro yawns sleepily his head down and cheeks squished by the kitchen table
"Fuck this shit"
"Figured," he laughs, "Damn my portugese really do be on point these days"
mikey
for mikey you're pretty sure you told him but he ends up forgetting so the first time he heard you swear in a dif language (which he doesnt know is a swear ) he was shookt
like eyes wide looking like a shocked pikachu
at first he starts to think he just didn't hear you properly or he wasn't paying attention or that you just mispronounced a word but then it happens again and again
thinks its sum sercret code you aren't telling him and he gets pouty over that
you tell him its cause you have a habit of code switching into languages when ur in a mood
feels betrayed you never told him but you remind him that yes you did tell him and he mustve forgot
asks you to teach him basic greetings and sum swearing
thinks some words are cute and fun to say so he uses them a lot and brags he knows how to speak in brazilian portugese
he goes "oh this?" "it's portugese, ya my s/o taught me" "cool right?"
Today was a saturday and you and mikey normally spend them alternating from each of your houses to chill and hangout but what turned into you two just hanging out chilling turned into a family reunion he wasn't expecting.
It started with a phone call from your mother, who had went on a trip abroad to visit your auntie and her other siblings since she and her family had grew up in Brazil and mikey only just found out about that fact a few moments he had learned you could speak the said language.
"Mama!" you beamed just as you picked up the call, mikey by the back goes oh and shouts, "Auntie (M/n)! Tell her I said hi!"
"Mikey says hi," you tell your mom who you put on speaker and says hello back. A ruckus could be heard on the background and a voice asking "quem e mikey?" (who's mikey) only for your mother to respond "o namorado da minha filha" (my daughter's boyfriend) to which sounds of gasps and excitement and some hushed whispers could be heard from the other line
You laugh, "was that Auntie?" the response only met with the person in question
"(Y/n) helloă" you hear the voice of your aunt chime to which you do the same before loudly greeting, "Tia!" (Auntie)
Exchanges were made and Mikey hears you hum in response before saying, "Tudo bem," (everything's great) before glancing back at him with a smile to which he smiles back patiently waiting on you like a puppy and then you add, "E voce" (what about you?)
From there the conversation had stretched on from there and Mikey could feel himself disassociating with every foreign word as he looks around confused, he pouted cause all he wanted was a saturday to spend time with his s/o but then again he thinks when the last tike you had even talk to your aunt was that mustve been long too so he forces himself to patiently wait since he knew family really is priority
and seeing you so happy, carefree and speaking so naturally despite it a language that was foreign to him had him smiling, he cant deny the way that your happiness brings him happiness too
Soon you had sat on the bed back with mikey who had laid his head on your lap rubbing his head on your belly
"Tchau tia" you say while running a hand through your boyfriend's hair
"Tchau my lovely niece ," she replies back but not a second later
"Mikey kun tchau tchau, sorry you had to wait long" she adds making you laugh and mikey to perk up from his place on your lap
"s-sem problemas" (no problem) he says looking at you if he's said it right to which you happily nodded
your aunt was amazed and complimented his skills and for being so smart which boosted his ego quite the bit (you swear your aunt exaggerates too much)
As soon as the call ended mikey snuggled back into you "can we hangout now?" mikey asks with a pout, "felt left out a while back now take responsibility" you laughed at that and mikey sat up to your confusion.
"So tchau tchau means bye right?" mikey asks with a serious face to which you respond with a hum
"thought it ws adeus hmmmmmm i like tchau tchau better," he says before going back to his position on your lap
bonus:
After mikey met up with draken for a little lunch discussion and both had to leave mikey saw his opportunity.
"ken-chin tchau tchau!" he waved before driving off
draken who stood with a confused face muttered the words, "tchau tchau? the hell is that?"
chifuyu
thinks its really cool you could speak brazilian portugese or like a different language in general
loves it but once again this boy is in the clueless squad with shinichiro whenever he does hear you speak it
boy really be lost sometimes
and no he's not talking bout those one-liner phrases but those full on rants you have in the language
the boy would have to rely on your facial expressions and actions to see if what you were going on about is a good or bad thing though sumtimes he can't really tell anymore
first time he heard you speak said language he was wundering if he had heard you right or if you even were talking to him
you were muttering on about something and he hadn't quite the clue so he was just intently watching you while you murmur to yourself
to be honest he'd be more curious and intrigued than shocked when he finally pieced that you infact were speaking in a different language
one of your bonding moments include word of the day where he'd ask you what random objects you guys had in your language and stressing over pronounciation and intonations
You were pacing around your room with your phone in hand muttering in portugese, that was the state chifuyu found you in when he unexpectedly came over to hangout which had been approximately 15 minutes ago.
To anyone else, it might've been a weird sight but having known you and your quirky habits he had grown accustomed to it.
Though the first time he did see you pacing around the room muttering in a foreign language he thought you were performing some sort of ritual though he knew well enough now that it was a worrying habit you had. That whenever you were uncertain of something or if you stressed yourself over something too much then a switch would flip inside of you, your brazilian switch, because you thought more rationally whenever you were more in a comfortable state, a state which feels at home to you
So knowing you were worried about something but not knowing what that something was about sent chifuyu at unease. So the last 15 minutes he had spent waiting in confusion waiting for you to spill the beans whenever you were ready
"Se voce fizer isso," (if you do this) you started, "voce vai se foder..." (you might fuck it up/ get yourself in trouble)
After letting out a whine you lay back flat on your bed with on of your arms covering your eyes
"calmed down yet?" chifuyu asks and you shake your head no
"can you tell me why you're worried this time?" he pries a little
"i did a stupid" he hears you say
"A stupid?" he tries to see if you would start spilling, honestly a little curious what "stupid" you did to make you go so fussy about
"eu nem sei" (i dont even know)
"hey hey I won't be able to understand if you start code switching now"
"dont laugh" you pouted before looking him straight in the eye as you sat up
"why would i laugh"
"because!" the event seemed to have rushed back into your head as you whined and buried yourself in your pillows out of embarrassment.
"c'mon now (y/n)" chifuyu says as he tugs on you but you only hugged into your pillows tighter.
"I sent in the wrong assignment," you say and chifuyu stops his tugging and runs a hand through his hair and leans back on your bed
"it's not that ba-
"I accidentally sent in my Iwaoi fanfic instead and I can't unsend because its locked in!" you exclaimed burying your head a muffled, "now my teacher is gonna know I ship them! and-and aaaaaaaaaa" your scream muffled by the pillow, "I can't anymore aaaaaaaaaaaa this Ruim pra caralho" (fucking bad)
Chifuyu couldn't take it anymore and a laugh escaped his lips as he pat down on his distraught s/o who only whined at him more and swore in her native tongue at how he was laughing at her.
I'm really sorry for having this kinda rushed but to all my bilingual and multilinggual babies out there a question for you!
What triggers you into code switching or what triggers you to speak in your native language?
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may i pls suggest some protective daichi content? like how heâd be if his gf was badly hurt or if someone was being creepy towards her? female pronouns please đ
pairing: daichi sawamura x fem!reader
warnings: reader falling on her ass lol and a semi cheesy ending but i can't help it yall also probably some bad writing because we about to be on our period and we aint vibing lol
a/n: hi anon!!! thanks so much for requesting! so sorry this took forever to write haha. I hope it lives up to some protective daichi standards :D for those of you who don't know about the game of ninja, you basically go around in a circle and take turns trying to swat at other people's limbs. when you hit them, that limb is out lol idk if that's a good explanation but i remember trying to play this with friends as a kid so i thought it would be funny imagining tanaka and noya playing it too. i hope you guys like this! enjoy! gif below is not mine! creds to the original creator
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You hadnât meant to get everyone so worried about you - honestly, the group of you were just joking around. Looking back, maybe you shouldâve taken Ennoshitaâs warnings and stopped goofing off so late at night but Tanaka and Noya were just too funny for you to stop.
âSomeoneâs going to get hurt if you three of you donât knock it off,â Ennoshita had shaken his head, walking ahead as the three of you attempted to play a walking game of ninja.
âOnly gonna get hurt if you stand still for too long!â Noya grinned, trying to swat at Tanakaâs hand and just missing him as Tanaka swiped his hand away.
âAha!â Tanaka snickered. âCome on, Ennoshita, lighten up! Practice is going super well, Kiyoko smiled at us today, and I actually passed my english test earlier!â
âOh wow, Iâm so proud of you,â you joked as you narrowly missed Tanakaâs attempt to kick your leg. âHow much did you have to study to get the lowest grade you could get without failing?â
âHey!â Tanaka huffed, glaring at you playfully as he gave you one of his intimidating looks. âIâll have you know, I got 4 points higher than last time!â
âI guess I canât really ask for much more, considering you never seemed to pass your classes before,â Ennoshita sighed, glancing behind you all to look for the third years. âThank god theyâre almost here, I wonder what took them so long.â
âHm?â Your eyes followed Ennoshitaâs, finding the third years on their way over to you all. Something fluttered in your chest slightly as you saw Daichi, the captain that you were oh so in love with. Of course it would be the sight of Daichi that threw you off because as soon as you were distracted, Noyaâs eyes lit up in opportunity and threw his leg out to catch yours.
He wouldâve celebrated in his victory if you hadnât been so caught off guard. You stumbled back, tripping over an uneven part of the sidewalk and landing on your back, your shoulder catching on a convenience storeâs sign and sending sharp pains all over your body.
âOw!â You whined, unsure of what hurt more - your physical pains or the embarrassment of literally tripping over your own feet.
âY/N!â All the boys called, the second years crowding around you with wide eyes.
âAre you okay?â Tanaka asked nervously, checking the back of your head that you were cradling. âOh god, okay, no blood, thatâs good.â
âWhat did I tell you?â Ennoshita shook his head but watched your eyes for any unusual movement. âAre you okay? Did you hit it hard?â
You opened your lips to ensure the boys you were totally fine and that honestly, it was more your ass that hurt since thatâs mostly what you landed on. But as the third years approached quickly, you could hear Daichiâs worry-coated voice shouting out to you.
âWhat did you two do?â He asked as he knelt by your side, glaring at Tanaka and Noya.
âH-Hey! Donât look at me!â Tanaka insisted, shaking his head. "I didn't do anything!"
âIâm sorry, Y/N! I shouldâve made sure you were paying attention!â Noya apologized with wide eyes. âI didnât mean to make you fall over!â
âDaichi, Iâm fine, really, donât make him feel bad!â You insisted but Daichi kept a squinty sort of glare at the two second years. âDaichi,â you tugged on his arm a little, pulling his gaze back to you. âBe nice,â you scolded gently and he huffed, shaking his head as he slowly helped you up.
âYea yea, Iâm nice,â Daichi mumbled, holding you up as he carefully looked over your body for any cuts or forming bruises. âItâs too dark out to be goofing off like that, you three,â he lectured with his firm Captain voice. âAny of you couldâve been seriously injured.â
âY-Yeah, weâre sorry, Daichi,â Tanaka frowned, just glad that you were okay.
âVery sorry!â Noya chirped in, giving you an apologetic look.
âGuys, I promise Iâm okay!â You insisted, turning them around and pushing them forward. âCome on!V Daichiâs right! Itâs late and we wouldnât want you boys missing sleep!â
One by one the boys said goodnight and disappeared off to their houses, giving you and Daichi a wave as the two of you walked down a nearby street slowly, âIâm fine, Daichi,â you insisted for the thousandth time as you felt his worried glare burn a hole into your skull. âReally, I probably just bruised my butt, but itâs honestly not something to be concerned about.â
Daichiâs lips parted to give you another one of his famous scoldings, probably about needing to be more careful. âSometimes you can be so reckless, Y/N,â Daichi sighed after a moment, his shoulders relaxing a bit as he spoke into the quiet evening.
âYou act like I was jumping off buildings and running into a burning house or something,â you giggled, nudging his side. âWe were just goofing around! The way you came rushing over was like I had been shot or something,â you laughed some more, turning to look at him when you noticed a pause in his walk. âDaichi?â
The captain looked at you for a moment, a small smile on his lips as he rubbed the back of his neck embarrassingly. He remembered just earlier this week when you had shown him a bruise you had gotten from hitting a desk in your classroom and he had brought you down to the nurse's office just to make sure you didn't break a bone or anything. Or the week before that when you had been goofing off the in gym with the others and ended up hurting your wrist while trying to learn how to spike. He had been so worried about you ever since you two had started dating... and maybe he was starting to smother you with his nagging, âYouâre right.â
âWhat was that?â You gaped playfully. grinning widely. âDid the oldest Sawamura boy just admit I was right?â
Daichi chuckled and rolled his eyes, walking closer to you and giving your head a gentle pat, âI worry about you because I love you, Y/N,â he told you gently, his hand resting there for a moment as he closed the space between you two more. âI know you didnât break any bones or anything but... I wouldnât be able to focus on anything else if you actually did get hurt. But you're right, I shouldn't be so protective of you.â
You smiled up at him, feeling his hand slowly slide from your head to your cheek, his thumb caressing over your skin slowly, âYouâre almost too sweet sometimes, Daichi. I don't mind you being protective but... maybe take it down a notch of two?â you suggested with a smile up at him, leaning into his touch gently.
âWant me to be more rough around the edges?â he teased, poking your nose as you two linked arms and continued to walk home together.
You laughed at his insinuating tone, smirking up at him with your typical mischievous grin, âOur Karasuno volleyball captain? Rough? I donât even think that could happen.â
âWell apparently anything can happen these days. I mean, I never thought I could ever get the prettiest girl in the world to go out with me but look at that,â Daichi grinned, interlacing your fingers together and holding your clasped hands up for you to see, âLooks like I somehow managed to do it.â
âYeah well you better than Tanaka and Noya for that,â you giggled. âCause if it werenât for them always talking so highly about you, I never wouldâve even come visited the gym that day, let alone considered going out with the captain of their team.â
Daichi smiled at the thought of his idiotic second years being the reason he got to meet you. As chaotic and loud as they were, he really did owe them a thank you one of these days. Thanks to them, he was the luckiest guy in the world because he had you by his side.
âDaichi?â You turned to him as you opened your front door, smiling up at his incredibly handsome face. âI love you too, by the way.â
Daichiâs cheeks flushed with an embarrassing sort of warmth as he stammered out some words, insisting that you didnât have to say it if you didnât mean it because the two of you had only really said it a few times before.
âI mean it, you dummy,â you laughed, shaking your head. âIâm going to end up falling on my ass a lot more times in my life. And no matter how small the injury, I always feel a lot better when youâre around to make me smile. And scold me on my clumsiness and recklessness.â
The two of you shared a laugh before he pressed a goodnight kiss to your forehead, âThen Iâll be there every time to help you back up. And to scold you. Promise.â
And that was one promise that Daichi intended never to break.
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Rating men on a scale of 1 - 10 on how they cry during s*x
THE EMOJIS an ART as ALWAYS ! But of COURSE... i am a man of the People.. BUT I ONLY INCLUDED A FEW... and cut down the content because it's a Monday, we don't need to be goin crazy on a Monday yall đ
DeMar DeRozan: 10/10 quality crying !!!!!!! Little teardrops dotting the eyes, silent tears. Two tears rolling slow at a time! He'd cry because he can't believe how beautiful the other is under him, thinking over all the trust and love it took for them to get where they are now. How he never wants to let the moment go. How he doesn't deserve his lover etcetc just good service t*p things
Jaren Jackson Jr: he only gets some (s*x) at clubs to inflate his ego as a masculine man s*x haver (nonsus intent sus formatting), so he probably thinks he's too good to cry during s*x , but he isn't. he really isn't. 1/10 crying because he snots and slobs but refuses to admit it. Would blame his tears to being allergic to the bedsheets then hate you for making love to him in dirty bedsheets. He's a HOTEL lover not a MOTEL lover; there's a DIFFERENCE đ€
John Collins: would start crying then stop s*x to talk about it because he's the kinda mom who'd constantly ask around the party if her food is good then end up the one complimenting it the most. He needs overclarification Always. Would also make CLEAR lines that this is NOT because he's a VIRGIN ok he gets MAAAD pusspuss bro 4/10
Kyle lowry: Kyle lowry doesn't CRY okay he makes OTHER people cry. (He does cry. And Deebo loves it when he Does.) 10/10. Didn't say much because I wanna hear what everyone else's thoughts are on this. Descriptions Appreciated đ
Jimmy Butler: cries only when he doesn't get his way, which can Never happen. And won't. Ever . 0/10
Ja Morant: if he says something sexy and his partner doesn't say it's sexy, he's gonna excuse himself to the bathroom and cry. 5/10
Kris Dunn: he's a great crier but the nba hates pillowprincesses. So no one will ever know. But I do. I know. 10/10
Steph curry: the nba hates pillowprincesses excluding steph. 10/10
Jayson tatum: and tatum. 10/10
Josh Christopher: he looks like he'd impregnate his local Sims then fight them for fun. 6/10 crying but the kind of crying where flailing is involved
Kevin Durant: he cries but in an ugly h*mophobic way. 9/10 because it is funny though
Paul George: also a h*mophobic cry but because he's hot his patheticness is ten times more enjoyable. 9/10 minus one point because he's Paul george
Joel Embiid: he would cry but because he thinks he's doing all the work and he's tired of being underappreciated. It's just so hard being so sexy :( 0/10
Kyle Kuzma: a pretty cry if you mute the sound. He thinks whining like a puppy is cute but it's not. It's weird. He's weird. 6/10
Russell Westbrook: he cries rarely.. but when he does.... no one lives to find out. It probably looks pretty though! An elegant cry that's quick to get wiped away and then it's back to business of making sure no one living ever has the ability to speak out on it or he will quickly turn that alive status to the opposite. 10 out of hypothesized 10!
Dejounte murray: doesn't cry during it but cries in the post of it when you laugh at his 'Rise and Grind' phone alarm. 7/10
Damian Lillard: cries but only during slow s*x. And when you make fun of his Rise and Grind alarm. 10/10
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People were saying JK is loud because of his Spotify account. I mean⊠how? Is it because of the đłïžâđ songs/ artists? I thought itâs nothing new that JK supports broad varieties when it comes to music. Or did I miss anything? It would be good to hear your thought, I love your blog and I think you are logical and reasonable đ
I've gotten multiple asks about this and had slept through the whole thing. Had to go figure out what yall were talking about đ€Łđ€Ł the profile has lost its verification and everything else done since it was created. Someone created it for attention I guess. The inconsistencies of how their Spotify accounts tend to work just are too much to ignore. The writing, the non promotional photo, the Playlists, the gofundme link.... JK being active on Instagram during that time yet not saying anything about it. Sorry!! Would have been quite interesting if it had been real lol man, they really fooled us đ
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how about 12 for the blues and 36 for the greens?
@foxgloveglen I know you asked for two, but if I added them both to the same post, everything would have gotten way too long! I may have let prompt 12 get away from me lol, but i really like the blues. I promise I'll write up another post for prompt 36 and tag you in it đ
Anyway, yall know I only write the blues messy as hell, so this is what we ended up with lol
Hug prompts:Â 12. burying your head in someoneâs neck
Characters: Bubbles, Boomer
Word Count: 3036
Title: Party
"Bubbles, please!" Buttercup pleaded over the phone, "You gotta come help me!"Â
Bubbles let out an annoyed sound, glaring at her reflection in the mirror as she listened to the party Buttercup was atâand did not invite her toâon the other end of the phone.
"Why should I!" She snapped back as she went back to tweezing her eyebrows, "I already showered. Call Blossom."Â
"Ughâ" Buttercup groaned, shushing someone near her, "âBubs, please, I know you're pissed at me for not inviting you, but telling Blossom would make things ten times worse."Â
"It's not my fault you decided to go out the night before a big press conference." Bubbles hummed, putting Buttercup on speakerphone as she went about unwinding her curly hair from the towel turban she had put it up in after her shower, "Should have thought twice about not inviting me."Â
"I didn't even wanna come!" Buttercup argued, "And you wouldn'tâButch, babe, no! Stop, put that couch downâBubbles! Please! I have to get all three of them home! Butch keeps fighting things, Brick's like gone, I think he passed outâwait, he passed out where?" Buttercup asked someone, but despite the super hearing, Bubbles couldn't hear what they had said, "Oh myâBubbles, IâButch! No! That's a support beam! Bubbles, I've got to call you backâBabe, stop!"Â
"You called me!" Bubbles huffed, but it was too late; Buttercup had already hung up on her. She crossed her arms over her chest with a hmph. Her sister specifically knew how much she loved parties, and Buttercup had still told her she wasn't allowed to come.Â
Bubbles, Buttercup had stressed, You won't have any fun. These are Boomer's friendsâyou don't even like Boomer.Â
Bubbles sunk down low into her vanity chair, pouting up a storm, because sure, she couldn't stand that dummy, but she really, really liked parties. Then, with a sigh, she stood up and marched her way into the bathroom, clicking on her hair drier.Â
"I have other things to do," She told herself, "I don't have time to worry about a stupid party!"Â
It was probably a really lame party, too, if Boomer had anything to do with it. So, it didn't matter to her if Buttercup sounded super stressed out over a party Bubbles knew she honestly didn't want to go to but had to go to because, according to Buttercup, Butch could be rather convincing when he put his mind to it. And it didn't matter to Bubbles that her sister couldn't actually enjoy the party because she was stuck being her boyfriend's D.D. And, sure, maybe Bubbles owed Buttercup for all the times Bubbles had needed her help getting home from parties, but that didn't change the fact that they were all rather rude about not inviting herâor Blossomâin the first place.Â
But Blossom probably wouldn't have wanted an invitation. She wasn't big on parties.Â
Bubbles sighed, clicking her blow dryer off.Â
"No, no, noâ" Bubbles shook her head, frowning at herself in the mirror, "I'm not helping her, and I won't convince myself otherwise. There's no way in the world that I'm going toâ"
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"âhelp you take the boys home," Bubbles yelled at Buttercup over the heavy bass of the loud music that blasted throughout the club.Â
"What!" Buttercup yelled, "Speak up!"Â
"I said!" Bubbles bellowed, her throat going raw, "I'm here to help you take the boys home! Where are they!"
Buttercup slumped with relief, looking close to tears, "I owe you!"Â
"I know!" Bubbles placed her hands on her hips, "Now, where are they!"Â
There was a crash followed by a mix of yelling and cheering. Buttercup cringed, "I think we just found Butch! And I've already got Brickâ" She lifted someone off the floor, revealing a very intoxicated, blubbering, and oddly wet (?) Brick, "âdo not ask me where I found him!"Â
Bubbles glanced around, "And the third one?"Â
"MIA at the moment," Buttercup shot her a sheepish smile, "last I saw him, he was with a girl."Â
"Can't we just leave him then?" Bubbles asked, hope in her voice, as she helped hoist Brick onto his feet. His head lulled onto her shoulder, his weirdly damp hair sticking to her face, which she tried but failed at blowing away.Â
Together, the three of them slowly made their way towards the sound of the crash. Brick murmured some gibberish about slugs, lotion, and baby oil, but Buttercup talked over him, "I was told under no circumstances to leave any of them anywhere by themselves. Again, it's easier if you don't ask why, butâ" she nudged Brick, "âI bet you can figure it out. They split up on me pretty fast, though. I couldn't keep up."
 "No, no iss oâk!" Brick slurred, "BC's a-oâk!"Â
"Thanks, bud." Buttercup smiled, "You waking up? We gotta find Butch."Â
Brick's eyes became teary, "Lov' tha' guy."Â
"Yeah, me too," Buttercup nodded, "now, come on, pick up your feet."
But Brick's steps faltered as the tears in his eyes became more prevalent, "You'do?"Â
Bubbles couldn't help giggling as Buttercup rolled her eyes, "Focus, Brick, walk!"Â
"He uv's you too!" Brick blurted at the exact same time another crash reverberated throughout the club. There was a twitch under Buttercup's eye as a mean smile spread across her face.Â
"He better." Her sister hissed, and while it would have been a sweet sentiment literally any other time, there was a threat of some sort lingering behind her words, "Because that's what's saving his ass right now."Â
"Bubbles!" Buttercup barked, picking up Brick and throwing him over her shoulder with practiced ease, "Find Boomerâ" She cracked her knuckles as she stomped off, "âI'll deal with the living bulldozer."Â
"Wait!" Bubbles cried after her, "Don't make meâ" But her protests came too late; she had already lost Buttercup and Brick in the sea of bodies, crowding the room.Â
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Bubbles was only wearing a tank top and some old sweatpants, and she was still hot! It was that steamy in the building. However, she was okay sweating through these clothes. It wasn't like she was going to dress up for a party she wasn't even invited to! She hadn't even put on any makeup as a silent form of protest, opting to throw her hair up in a messy top knot as opposed to styling it. She had already taken off her makeup once today; she wasn't going to get all dolled up to pick up Boomer of all people.
She picked through the crowd, moving towards the quieter areas of the club, with ears open for any lousy pick-up line or obtuse utterances. She thought about floating up into the air for the better birds-eye-view but decided against it, not wanting to attract too much attention in her current state of dress. For one, she was a Powerpuff Girl, and she strived to look her best for the part at all timesâwhich she did not currently lookâand two, the tank top showed more cleavage than she personally liked. Of course, the top was more modest than some of the other outfits she had already seen at the venue, but she wasn't as confident as those peopleâthough she wished that one day, she would be.Â
She was just about to call it a night and go searching for Buttercup whenâunfortunatelyâan obnoxious and slurred chuckle reached her ears. Immediately, she frowned and listened as a high-pitched, more feminine giggle followed the first.Â
She held off a second more, just in case, when a highly inappropriate, obtuse, and lousy pick-up line floated her way. She cringed and sighed, making her way towards a couple hiding in a dark corner behind a bush. Of course, she didn't want to know what they were doing behind that bush at all, so she stopped a few feet away, clearing her throat as loudly as she possibly could to get their attention.
Boomer stiffened immediately but ultimately ignored her. Then, rolling her eyes, she began tapping her foot. "Boomer," She put her hands on her hips, "I can see you."Â
"Is that's your girlfriend?" The pretty girl between his arms whispered, and theyâshe and Boomerâboth bristled in horror, simultaneously shouting, "Ew! No!"Â
"That's my brother's girlfriend's sister," Boomer glared over his shoulder at her, "that I specifically told people not to invite."Â
"I'm not here for your lame party," She stomped, trying to glower at him but knowing full well it was just a pout, "I'm here to take you home."Â
"Home!" Boomer huffed, turning on his heels, "No way!"Â
"Yes, way!" Bubbles argued back, "Buttercup said so!"Â
âButtercup, like the Powerpuff Girl!â The pretty girl hummed excitedly, but they ignored her.Â
"But I don't wanna!" Boomer whined like a five-year-old, and every illusion of sobriety that had been in his tone and looks mere moments ago melted away instantly.
She rolled her eyes and shook her head, "Brick's way gone, Butch is destroying the building, and poor Buttercup's tired, so we're going." She reached out to tug him by the arm, but he dodged away, making her growl, "Boomer! Stop being difficult!"
He swayed a few feet away precariously out of reach, "Nuh-uh, I'm hanging out with Jenniferâ" He pointed to the girl, whose eyebrows furrowed together, 'âhaving a good time."Â
âMy names Monica,â Jennifer huffed. Â
"Oh, no, you don't," Bubbles eyes narrowed, ignoring Jennifer and making sure she had a clear shot at Boomer, "you're gonna let this poor girl out of your grimy clutches, and you're going home." She lunged for him but missed him by a hair.Â
"Grimy!" He huffed, "I'm not grimy. You're just a prude!"Â
"Prude!" She squeaked, turning around on her heels and diving after him, "Take that back!"Â
"Never!" He cried, giving chase, weaving between the crowd at lightspeed.Â
Bubbles squatted down into a sprinter's position, keeping her eye on him as he stumbled drunkenly through the crowd, "You're not the only one who can run."Â
She took off after him before Jennifer could even blink.Â
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Boomer was fastâhe always had beenâbut he was drunk and uncoordinated, so tracking him down was easy. Bubbles sprinted after him, using the back of a couch to leap into the air, and with both feet aimed at his head, she took him down. Flipping away from him, she landed in a squat as he landed in a heap on the floor. Then, before he could get up, she lunged, pinning him to the ground.Â
"Home!" She growled, panting.Â
He looked up at her, his eyes unfocused and dazed before his mouth split his face into two with a sharp smile, "I can see your bra."Â
With a squeak, she let go of him in favor of covering up her chest, which he took ample advantage of, using his newly freed hand to sucker punch her right in the nose. Her head snapped back, and for a moment, she saw stars. Boomer pushed her off of him in her haze, but he was slow going getting up, first, moving to his knees, then stumbling about to find something to hold on to as he picked himself off the floor. Bubbles, much more sober, recovered quicker.Â
She pulled him up by the collar of his shirt, nose dripping with blood, "I'm taking you home, Boomer!"
"You're such a buzzkill," He sneered, kneeing her in the gut and using the momentum to flip her onto the ground. She landed heavy with a hard oof but wasted no time, bouncing back up. Spinning around to face Boomer once more, she was shocked to see that his fists were already burning a dark electric blue, ready to throw a punch. She ducked in just the nick of time, expecting Boomer to stumble forward, so she could swipe his legs out from underneath him, but he never did.Â
She looked up, surprised to see that Boomer had actually managed to land a hit on someone else that wasn't her. Buttercup held his fist in her own, snuffing out the glowing blue energy with her own green. The light emanating from their hands backlit Buttercup in such a way that the incredibly crossed look smeared across her face was even more intimidating than usual. Behind her sister stood a guilty-looking Butch, holding onto a blitzed-out Brick across his shoulders like a sack.Â
"Boomer," Buttercup growled, staring down at him, bending his wrist back slowly, "it's time to go home."Â
Boomer let out an audible gulp as Brick cackled behind them, "Oooh, you're in trouuuble!"Â
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Leading the three RowdyRuff boys' home in their drunken stupors was like corralling free-ranged toddlers, and Bubbles was still the one stuck with Boomer. She had figured that maybe Buttercup would have taken pity on her broken and bloody nose, but her sister had her hands full trying to convince Butch not to use Brick as a blunt weapon.Â
"Boomer!" Bubbles snapped over her shoulder for the umpteenth time, "Stand up!"Â
"Nooo, my feet hurt!" He whined, letting her drag him behind her by the wrist, like a sack of potatoes. Buttercup had ordered the two of them to hold hands and not let go, or so fucking help me, Boomer, I'll make sausage with your intestines.
To which Butch had responded, Butters, you're so hot when you threaten the integrity of my brothers' internal organs. And in turn, Buttercup had looked at her boyfriend with something that Bubbles could only describe as bedroom eyes and said, I know.Â
And neither Boomer nor her argued against it, but not because they were content with the situation, and neither of them had broken the rule yet, but three minutes into it, Boomer had decided he had no longer wanted to walk.Â
"Carry me!" He thrashed against her grip, "Buttercup, tell her to carry me!"Â
"I'm notâ"Â
"Bubbles!" Buttercup begged, "Please, for the sake of my sanity, please, shut him up."Â
"You owe me," She spat at her sister, shaking a finger in her direction, "you owe me so much for this!"
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Boomer wasn't heavy, but that was mostly because she had super strength (and killer thighs). However, that didn't make the extra weight on her back any less annoying. Boomer moaned and mumbled most of their walk back to the apartment he shared with Brick. His breath reeked of alcohol, and he never wasted an opportunity to make fun of her as she stumbled along, as if she wasn't doing him a favor. If they weren't, like, fifteen minutes away from his apartment, she would have considered ditching him in a gutter somewhere.
She thought of flying, or running, or doing somethingâanythingâto end her torture just a bit quicker, but she didn't want to leave Buttercup alone with the other two, who in no way, shape, or form could navigate the skies safely. So, she sighed and sucked it up. Sure, they probably looked silly; Boomer was way taller than her, making the piggyback ride awkward, but she figured this would be her good deed for the monthâshe could never count the superhero stuff she did; that was just plain ol' cheating.
She tossed a look over her shoulder to see how far behind Buttercup and the others were. She and Boomer were ahead by a block but still within hearing distance if her sister was to call out for help. Satisfied that everyone was where they should be, she turned forward once more, adjusting Boomer up her back from where he was slipping.
He grumbled against her neck, sounding sleepier and sleepier, and Bubbles found she preferred him like this. A quiet Boomer was a good Boomer, in her opinion.
"Why don't you like me?" Boomer asked quite suddenly against her neck, "You like everyone else."
She stiffened, sucking in a quiet breath. She had almost been convinced Boomer had fallen asleep on her.
"That's not true," She lied, and she knew he knew she was lying.
He scoffed, "Yes, it is. I'm not that dumb."
She was quiet for a moment before giving him a more honest answer; it wasn't like he'd remember tomorrow anyway, "You didn't like me first."
"Tha' doesn't count," He slurred, "I was s'ill a'ba' guy then."
"It counts." She decided then, matter-of-factly, "You put a snail down my dress."
A smile pressed against her neck, and she fought off a traitorous shiver threatening to run down her back, "Tha' was funny."Â
"See," She huffed, "my point exactly."Â
"Yea, okay, but you like my brothers."Â
"They invite me to parties." She countered.Â
He was quiet for a long time after that, and this time, she was sure he had fallen asleep.
"Why don't you like me?" She whispered over her shoulder, thinking of all the times she had tried getting him to like her. She had never thought Boomer would have responded, but he surprised her again, answering with a sad and heavy sigh.
"You're jus' perfect." He hummed, arms tightening around her neck as he buried his head further into the crook of her neck, "How'm I suppose to compete with tha', huh? I can' impress perfect."Â
She warmed at his words, "Oh, Boomer, I'm hardly perfect."Â
"No, you are," He said rather clearly for his state of intoxication, nuzzling into her, "you're so perfect, it hurts."Â
She didn't know what to say or respond to that outside of flushing head to toe.Â
"And you smell really good," He continued, breathing her in.Â
"Thanks," She squeaked, and in a tiny voice, explained (as she again reminded herself that he wouldn't remember any of this tomorrow morning), "I showered."
"Tha's nice," He hummed warmly, pressing a soft smile against her neck until she felt his breathing even out into sleep. Bubbles smiled despite herselfâhis apartment building now in clear view. Sure, maybe he wouldn't remember this tomorrow morning, but she sure would.Â
She could stand being a little nicer to him from now on. Or, well, at least until he bugged her again.Â
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Guys I'm about to have a fucking vent rn so if you don't want to read this you don't have tođi just need a bit of an outlet after a fight with my family.
TW: i talk about sexual abuse
I know i'm supposed to love my damn family but i don't. I wish i could tell them what i feel towards them but i fucking can't.
I thought coming to this fucking country that life would be better because i would have a huge ass family to love me but it wasn't like that at all.
Everyone says i should love my goddamned grandparents but i hate them more than ever.
You know what old man? I don't give a shit about your fucking family or your damn religion.
I hate you i hate you i hate you
You think I'm just an object you can sell? You think you can sell me to any man you want? Well you fucking can't.
Stop offering me to old men you sick perverted fuck
Ever sense i was 15 you've been offering me to guys 30+ in exchange of fucking money.
And fucking stop telling those men that just because I'm a virgin and "young and fertile" that i am worth more money.
Stop telling me to have kids
I am going to have one. Just ONE.
It's my damn body
So stop calling me worthless for not fulfilling your fantasy of 15 great grandkids
And for you "grandma" i know you payed that old fuck to touch me back when i was 14.
That was no fucking accident
You two faced snake
And stop calling me a slut just because of the way i dress.
Oh. I'm a slut for wearing a damn tank top? Says the woman that slept with her boss.
Why don't you tell everyone that my uncle isn't grandpa's real son huh?
You say you love every damn grandchild equally but yet you kicked me out the house and your "favorite little girl" stayed.
Your "little girl" is a damn thief yet you don't believe shit i say
Remember when you said i took 500 from your purse? That was her. Yet you said "she isnt capable of such thing"
And to my fucking uncle. I know you hired someone to spy me and rape me in the damn streets. And you wonder why i have a damn knife with me.
You want my mom to like you yet you hire someone to rape me? Good luck with that.
And also, i know you hired that damn guy in the tan truck to kill me.
I know more than all of you know. It doesn't matter how much you want to see me dead or have someone rape me. I'm still here assholes. I'm alive.
Thank god i installed the damn camara in my room so i can hear how much you hate me and my mom.
I know you planned to have my mom killed.
I'm not letting that happen.
Fuck you all. I hate being part of this family.
And yall call yourselves "devoted Catholics"
Yet you call me the embodiment of satan himself? Ha. I rather be that than any of you.
Fuck you all. I hate you. I don't care you're my family.
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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donut changed the gc name to: exposing bitchless people
2:49 AM
donut: YALL WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND
bland hoe, man whore, ripoff badass miku, genderwho and carrot top came online
bland hoe: what-
man whore: the fact that we all collectively came online at the same time makes me laugh
ripoff badass miku: i mean we all were just taking a game break so-
genderwho: do yall people not have SCHOOL?? đđ«
genderwho: im trying to SLEEP đ
bland hoe: we do we're just built different đ€Ș
ripoff badass miku: like you totally didn't chug down 3 energy drinks bc you wanted to spend more time with asuna đ
genderwho: caught lackin đđž
carrot top: to say we're all sleep deprived would be an understatement
donut: STOP TALKIGN ABOUT SLEEP I FOUND THE GUYS TINDER PAGE
bland hoe: AINT NO WAY đâđ»
man whore: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE WE JUST COLLECTIVELY MADE đ
genderwho: IM CRYINGG đ
donut: THE AMOUNT OF RED FLAGS THIS MAN HAS ON HIS PAGEEEE OML đ©đ©đ
walking red flag, wannabe emo, and god came online
god: SEND A SCREENSHOT đ
walking red flag: what happened to hi, hru-
wannabe emo: emma turn off your damn ringer oml i can hear it from over here, ur gonna attract the monsters đ
orphan #1 and #2 came online
orphan #1 and #2 changed their name to orphans
orphans: everytime we come online, theres someone in danger đ
god: what can i say, stupid people get in stupid situations
carrot top: LIKE U ARENT IN THE SAME SITUATION WE'RE IN NORMAN SIT THE HELL DOWN đâđ»
donut: *sends the screenshot*
bland hoe: i'm telling klein to come online now i need an explanation
my ass hurts and knock off annabelle came online
my ass hurts: heard we were exposing some people. came to observe
knock off annabelle: your next buddy đ
bitchless came online
bitchless: WERE YOU LOOKING ME UP ON THE INTERNET đ°
fish go bloop bloop came online
fish go bloop bloop: ur a red flag mitsuba oml
donut: like u aren't đ€š
dead bitch came online
dead bitch: was gonna defend yashiro but mitsuba has a point
bland hoe: damn the plot twist đ đż
my ass hurts: WAIT I JUST GOT DONE READING THE SCREENSHOT
my ass hurts: "22 Male, Single and ready to mingle"
bitchless: yall making fun of me for trying to get in a relationship hurts
god: good
manwhore: i'm- HOW OLD ARE YALL- THATS A GROWN ASS MAN
carrot top: idk, ray how old are we again
wannabe emo: 12?
ripoff badass miku: damn klein just got his ego destroyed by a 12 yr old and a donut who knew society could do this now đ
bitchless went offline
donut: HLEP
orphans: maybe we should be more kind, love is a hard thing in life :(
genderwho: okay master oogway
orphans: I'm-
carrot top: where have u been đ u missed a bunch
genderwho: sorry passed out while trying to read the chat and the tinder screenshot
genderwho: did scare me tho, i thought i accidentally matched on my catfish account
donut: AINT NO WAY WE HAVE 2 TINDER ACCS IN THIS GC đ
fish go bloop bloop: CATFISH?? đđ©
genderwho: i catfish people into thinking im some hot model sometimes, for the shiggles yknow đ€Ș
donut: SLAY WHAT U WANNA SLAY đđ
bland hoe: just came back from dying adn trying to see where klein went, he left the game and everything
god: damn, i underestimated myself
wannabe emo: i overestimate you everyday
carrot top: i just estimate if we're gonna be dumbasses or not everyday
walking red flag: 3 different types of people in friend groups pt 1
ripoff badass miku: it's the dynamic for me đ
fish go bloop bloop: now that i think of it
fish go bloop bloop: where's kou??
dead bitch: getting his good 8 hrs after his nightly face and wash routine with his brother âš
donut: if your right, i'm gonna assume that you stalk people hanako
dead bitch: like u don't
orphans: i mean u did go on the hunt for the tinder account and proceeded to expose him, so who are we not to assume we're next
orphans: the 2 dumbasses aren't here either
carrot top: probably out there dying like we were
wannabe emo: nah we a special case đ
bland hoe: đđđ
genderwho: you all are special
my ass hurts: im special
knockoff annabelle: u wish hun
genderwho: everyone shut up im trying to sleep
man whore: turn on silent mode
genderwho: i have it on but i have this gc on bypass, all notifs no matteer what
bland hoe: aww
genderwho: nah its so that i know when yall are talking shit abt me
donut: expecting the unexpected, i like it picasso
walking red flag: not the tiktok audio
donut: and how do u know that hmm?
gendewho: STFU GO TO SLEEP BYE
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