Did You Know: Wortcraft is the practice of discovering alchemical properties by eating ingredients? It requires "grinding it against the teeth, which occasionally releases its simplest essence and results in a fleeting effect on the eater".
I'm watching the Bratz movies with my friend for the first time and I feel like my brain chemistry is being fundamentally changed. I don't know if it's good or bad. I can't tell if I'm gaining wrinkles or losing them
"Show us the back of your work" this and "how do you deal with your ends" that
Silence
*starts pacing like a villain giving a monolog*
You and I both know that I'm stupid and lazy. I haven't been working them in as I go. They just dangle from my project begging to be sewn in. Screaming to be joined with the rest of the yarn. But still I ignore them until I place the last stitch. Only then will I return to sew them in. And I might sew in one or 2 of them if I'm feeling generous but soon enough I'll get bored and then I'll snip the rest of them at the root. I'll destroy every later one if them I don't care.
And you, you'll pretend like I sewed every last end in. And you'll say, "wow the back of your work looks so clean"