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urlocal-gl1tch · 6 months
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Too many fics about Michael getting his heart broken because his SO/crush slept with his dad. I want a fic where he invites his SO/crush to his house, leaves them alone for a minute, runs back over when he hears a commotion, and sees them getting in a fist fight with his dad.
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urlocal-gl1tch · 8 months
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Prank message: "I'm breaking up with you"
Just an idea, I thought it would be funny. The SMS language is not my tea. Sorry 🥲
Do you have a website or an app for having conversations on iMessage ?
Pairings : Eunhyuk x reader, Dohwa x reader, Su-ae x reader
Eunhyuk x reader
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urlocal-gl1tch · 8 months
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I wanna remind people who are new to Splatoon that this same exact thing happened in every single Splatoon game so far.
When Splatoon 1 came out, Marie was seen as the cool one, and Callie was the stupid goofy one. As such Marie was the fan favorite and more often than not she won a lot of Splatfests in a row. No matter the theme.
It took a while, but gradually people came to appreciate Callie quite a bit. And because she was so popular, she became the catalyst for the upcoming Splatoon 2 single player storyline.
Then when Splatoon 2 came out, Pearl was seen as a creepy little gremlin and Marina was the hot sexy one. So naturally, Marina was the fan favorite and more often than not she won a lot of Splatfests in a row. No matter the theme.
It took a while, but gradually people came to appreciate Pearl, and by the end of the game’s life they were seen as equals. To the extent that in the final Splatfest… Pearl won!
Now we are seeing the same thing happen between Frye and Shiver. Shiver is the cool one, and Frye is the creepy little gremlin. Big Man is… there.
I get being frustrated, but please stick with the game. It will even out, I swear. And I know because I’ve been through this. Multiple times. Through almost a decade of my life.
It’s been 1 year. This game is going to be going strong for many more to come. Shiver won’t stay dominant forever. The Splatfests will get more refined and tweaked to make them fairer. The DLC might shake things up too (a lot of people really came to appreciate Pearl after the Octo-expansion).
Just relax and remember.. we’ve been here before. We’ll be there again. It’s okay. It’s just a video game. Enjoy it for what it is. Please.
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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i wanna continue my multi anime chat logs again but i forgot all the characters i used so im probs gonna kick some out
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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edric and emira go to their local malwart with their baby sister
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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"so call out my name, call out my name when i kiss you so gently. i want you to stay."
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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could not agree more oh my GOD.
No but Allison is a bitch in s3.
and oh by the way five‘s hot
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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FR I WAS YELLING AT HER IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY LIKE WHO TF ASKED YOU ALLISON YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO HELP EXCEPT GREIVE LIKE NO ONE ELSEE WAS YOU SELF CENTERED LITTLE BITCH.
No but Allison is a bitch in s3.
and oh by the way five‘s hot
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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this but i'd put RESPECTFULLY before it /j
Blocking anyone who posts oc inserts in reader insert tags.
Like no seriously, love your ocs but stop clogging the "x reader" tags gdi
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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:)
rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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I KNOW WE ARENT MOOTS (IDK I RARELY CHECK MY FOLLOWING LIST) BUT MY BLOG IS
Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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Robin and Nancy have both had Gay thoughts of each other /j
Anyone wanna blab to me about their hcs for the stranger things characters???
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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friend said e
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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chat 2
donut changed the gc name to: exposing bitchless people
2:49 AM
donut: YALL WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND
bland hoe, man whore, ripoff badass miku, genderwho and carrot top came online
bland hoe: what-
man whore: the fact that we all collectively came online at the same time makes me laugh
ripoff badass miku: i mean we all were just taking a game break so-
genderwho: do yall people not have SCHOOL?? 💀🔫 genderwho: im trying to SLEEP 😀
bland hoe: we do we're just built different 🤪
ripoff badass miku: like you totally didn't chug down 3 energy drinks bc you wanted to spend more time with asuna 💀
genderwho: caught lackin 💀📸
carrot top: to say we're all sleep deprived would be an understatement
donut: STOP TALKIGN ABOUT SLEEP I FOUND THE GUYS TINDER PAGE
bland hoe: AINT NO WAY 💀✋🏻
man whore: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE WE JUST COLLECTIVELY MADE 😃
genderwho: IM CRYINGG 😭
donut: THE AMOUNT OF RED FLAGS THIS MAN HAS ON HIS PAGEEEE OML 🚩🚩😟
walking red flag, wannabe emo, and god came online
god: SEND A SCREENSHOT 💀
walking red flag: what happened to hi, hru-
wannabe emo: emma turn off your damn ringer oml i can hear it from over here, ur gonna attract the monsters 💀
orphan #1 and #2 came online
orphan #1 and #2 changed their name to orphans
orphans: everytime we come online, theres someone in danger 😟
god: what can i say, stupid people get in stupid situations
carrot top: LIKE U ARENT IN THE SAME SITUATION WE'RE IN NORMAN SIT THE HELL DOWN 💀✋🏻
donut: *sends the screenshot*
bland hoe: i'm telling klein to come online now i need an explanation
my ass hurts and knock off annabelle came online
my ass hurts: heard we were exposing some people. came to observe
knock off annabelle: your next buddy 😊
bitchless came online
bitchless: WERE YOU LOOKING ME UP ON THE INTERNET 😰
fish go bloop bloop came online
fish go bloop bloop: ur a red flag mitsuba oml
donut: like u aren't 🤨
dead bitch came online
dead bitch: was gonna defend yashiro but mitsuba has a point
bland hoe: damn the plot twist 😟 🍿
my ass hurts: WAIT I JUST GOT DONE READING THE SCREENSHOT my ass hurts: "22 Male, Single and ready to mingle"
bitchless: yall making fun of me for trying to get in a relationship hurts
god: good
manwhore: i'm- HOW OLD ARE YALL- THATS A GROWN ASS MAN
carrot top: idk, ray how old are we again
wannabe emo: 12?
ripoff badass miku: damn klein just got his ego destroyed by a 12 yr old and a donut who knew society could do this now 💀
bitchless went offline
donut: HLEP
orphans: maybe we should be more kind, love is a hard thing in life :(
genderwho: okay master oogway
orphans: I'm-
carrot top: where have u been 💀 u missed a bunch
genderwho: sorry passed out while trying to read the chat and the tinder screenshot genderwho: did scare me tho, i thought i accidentally matched on my catfish account
donut: AINT NO WAY WE HAVE 2 TINDER ACCS IN THIS GC 💀
fish go bloop bloop: CATFISH?? 😟🚩
genderwho: i catfish people into thinking im some hot model sometimes, for the shiggles yknow 🤪
donut: SLAY WHAT U WANNA SLAY 😎👑
bland hoe: just came back from dying adn trying to see where klein went, he left the game and everything
god: damn, i underestimated myself
wannabe emo: i overestimate you everyday
carrot top: i just estimate if we're gonna be dumbasses or not everyday
walking red flag: 3 different types of people in friend groups pt 1
ripoff badass miku: it's the dynamic for me 😍
fish go bloop bloop: now that i think of it fish go bloop bloop: where's kou??
dead bitch: getting his good 8 hrs after his nightly face and wash routine with his brother ✨
donut: if your right, i'm gonna assume that you stalk people hanako
dead bitch: like u don't
orphans: i mean u did go on the hunt for the tinder account and proceeded to expose him, so who are we not to assume we're next
orphans: the 2 dumbasses aren't here either
carrot top: probably out there dying like we were
wannabe emo: nah we a special case 😍
bland hoe: 💀💀💀
genderwho: you all are special
my ass hurts: im special
knockoff annabelle: u wish hun
genderwho: everyone shut up im trying to sleep
man whore: turn on silent mode
genderwho: i have it on but i have this gc on bypass, all notifs no matteer what
bland hoe: aww
genderwho: nah its so that i know when yall are talking shit abt me
donut: expecting the unexpected, i like it picasso
walking red flag: not the tiktok audio
donut: and how do u know that hmm?
gendewho: STFU GO TO SLEEP BYE
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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honestly, they came back and said they felt bad and i started dying and blocked them
What's the dumbest thing someone ever tried mansplaining to you?
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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HELO
Older Sister - Female
Older Brother - Male
Then me, Genderfluid
Little Brother - Male (?) I'll let him tell me
girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order
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urlocal-gl1tch · 2 years
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IM CRYINGG
celebrities that don’t follow the met gala theme automatically go to the top of my guillotine list. like you have one job. you are literally glorified court jesters. you only exist to entertain us. and you can’t even do that; instead you wear some boring ass black tux to the one event i actually want you to flaunt your wealth. what are you doing
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