Wolfstar raising Harry
Remus: Okay, Harry, what is this? *holds up banana*
Baby Harry: Fruit
Remus: Well, technically yes. How about this? *holds up apple*
Harry: Fruit
Remus: Again, you are technically right
Sirius: *enters the apartment* Hello, how are my favorite boys doing?
Harry: *points at Sirius* Fruit
Remus: *barley containing laughter* Most definitely right!
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Remus: If you want to be called a good boy, you have to be a good boy.
Sirius, a brat:
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holy fuck what is the matter with me lmfaoo
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Remus knowing Sirius has been on the furniture in animaguss form because of the black hairs, but Sirius denies it like a toddler denies eating the chocolate cake despite crumbs being around their mouth.
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me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings
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Death Eater: Listen here, pretty boy-
Sirius: You think I’m pretty?
Death Eater: It’s an INSULT, idiot.
Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?
…An hour later…
Death Eater, crying: And then my father threw out all my dolls-
Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out.
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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesn’t exist*
me:
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Sirius: I just knew. I knew when Walburga got pregnant that she would give birth to pure evil with no doubts about the pain it causes to innocent people. People already dead are suffering because of you but they can't say it because they are dead! But I know the truth Reggie! I knew it the moment our blasted mother got pregnant that she will birth you that you are made to make me suffer and I can't hate you because I love you!
James:
Remus:
Regulus: I'm literally just wearing a shirt.
Sirius: TEAM EDWARD??? ARE YOU MAD? HAVE YOU SEEN JACOB?
Regulus: As if you aren't biased because you're dating a werewolf.
Remus: Don't pull me into that.
James: Hey come on, you haven't even watched the first movie, you can't pick a side yet-
Sirius: Reggie, I'm telling it for you to get /better/. You can't pick vampires over werewolves.
Regulus: I like sucking.
Remus:
Sirius:
James: He's right-
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Convinced all a neurodivergent person needs in life is a tumblr acc hardly anyone follows so they can freely spam about their hyperfixations without judgement
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