Duke: What useless fact would you like to share?
Tim: The colour ‘orange’ was named after the fruit, not the other way around.
Duke: But did the chicken or egg come first?
Tim: The word ‘egg’ is dated to the 16th century. ‘Chiken’ (without a ‘c’) is from middle English. So, it's a tossup dependin on when the ‘c’ was added to ‘chiken’.
Jason: Due to the shape of the North American Elk’s esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word ‘lasagna’.
Stephanie: Yep, that's a winner.
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i’m alive i swear
including waffle girl (official name), another friend’s oc!
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Bruce, picking up a stray: "He reminds me of me!" :333
Bruce, a couple of years later: "Why is he such a stubborn, self-destructive drama queen??" >((
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pov you got unofficially adopted by the family who found you in their dumpster and now you and your new dad-figure are making pancakes and jamming to 80s music at 6am
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Version w/both of the gays
It’s a TV girl reference 💙🩷
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Uncle Waffles (@ unclewaffles_)
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