💙 I read jade break-up heascanons and fics and my personal additions are:
*in a groupchat with the first years*
MC: I need yall here ASAP with AS MUCH icecream as you can carry!
Jack: why?
MC: I've been dumped
DO NOT SAY HIS NAME YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO
Deuce: omw
Ace: I have an idea. Getting icecream would cost us money, but trowing all those terrariums he gave you off the roof of ramshackle would be free!
MC: ace, I was gonna do that tomorrow morning. Just so I don't make some rash emotional decision.
Why is Epel not answering?
Jack: I'm holding him down cuz he said he was gonna make him pay right now.
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MC: We may not be friends, but we may at least be decent to each other.
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Jade: Hi.
MC: choke on aquarium gravel.
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And also just this whole song
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AU in which i get kidnapped together with the OB gang:
Me: you got games!?
Orthos: yes! Do you have a preference?
Me: oh... I guess i play more visual novels or rhythm games instead of "actual" games.
Idia: called it
Me: did you say something?
Idia: no!
Ortho: here's a game i found that i think you might like
*shows me an otome game*
Me: ........... Ortho i can't play that with THEM here
Ortho: why not?
Me: are you kidding me!? It would hurt their fragile male egos!
Azul: we're right here and we can hear you.
Vil: who's ego are you calling fragile?
Me: are you kidding me!? Literally the only one of you who didn't overblot out of an inferiority complex is riddle! You expect me to present you with yet another ideal you will never reach??
Azul: why does riddle get a pass?
Me: he doesn't really. He'd get so red I'd feel embarrassed for him so I still couldn't play it.
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Jade L. »»————> 💙 Drabble. (?)
Fluff. OOC. I think.
A/N: Rejoice, jade! I finally wrote you a fic! *pinches his cheeks* >:))))))))))))
»»————>
Floyd: YOU go wake him up.
MC: why?
Floyd; Cuz I won't. :)
MC: Why?
Floyd: :)
MC:....Does he sleep naked or what?
Floyd: Go find out :)
MC: Then I'm NOT going. At least bother to lie to me Floyd.
Azul: No, He does not sleep naked, at least usually. And SOMEONE has to go wake jade up.
MC: alright. Rock paper scissors it is.
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[Dug my own grave again, I suppose. No that's not it, I am GOOD at rock paper scissors I'm sure they cheated somehow.]
You could only hope the herbal tea—ideal for morning AND at perfect drinking temperature—would earn you mercy and make quick work of whatever Jade's morning grumpiness entailed. Somewhere in the back of your mind you still suspected this might be a prank, as envisioning him at anything but 💯 was beyond you.
At the other end of the rope there was the thought that maybe the prank wasn't just on you for once. Afterall, You couldn't imagine Jade would like showing such a side of himself to just anyone. Heck, he might not even like showing it to Floyd and they've been together since the—....NOT womb, if you had to guess.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
"MC here! Rise and shine!"
nothing.
[Is he a DEEP sleeper? Wait no. That doesn't sound safe for a moray.]
You dared creek the door open. "Jade, I'm coming in and I hope you're decent and I don't mean morally, that I already know you are not."
You unceremoniously stepped in, taking in the room as you do.
[Gee. I wonder which side is whos?]
As if the snacks and haphazardly trown clothes on one end and the terrariums on the other weren't enough, the former had the clear shape of a person under the neat covers of the bed. It almost felt wrong that it wasn't just neatly done, like in an interior design catalogue.
You carefully set the tea down on the nearby table and assessed how to do this without getting punched out of pure moray reflex.
Some primal fight or flight instinc inclined you to go to the furthest corner of the room, trow Floyd's pillow at him and then run for the hills. But that would be the sort of action that could make you a target for a little revenge, breakfast tea served in bed or not.
You tapped his shoulder gently. "Jade.
Jade Leech.
Jade-chan.
Jay-Jay.
Little eelie tweelie."
[IS he just pretending to still be asleep? He's gotta be, right?]
"Jade, get up before the tea gets cold... Or I'll pull your hair out."
Despite the threat, your fingers barely touched the black threat in his hair.
"MC-san...?"
"Finally! good morning, sleeping beauty!"
"If I'm a sleeping beauty... Wake me with a kiss."
[Oh you ARE just making fun of me now!! WELL]
And suddenly it would just seem thoroughly unfair if this time too, ended with YOU as the blushing mess and him a smug bastard.
"Mmmuah" you planted a loud kiss on the tip of your fingers...
"Thanks... Dear..."
... Then pressed them square to his forehead.
"...Can you say that again on camera?"
His lashes fluttered open.
"Just kidding."
"MC-san?"
"Yep. Why do you look surprised all of a sudden?" You moved to get the tea from the table. "Sit up." Then held the mug up to his lips "Here. This is breakfast tea."
Eyes still a little puzzled, he took in a sip.
"... It's good."
"Thanks. Think you can hold it."
You put it securely in his hands. Then watched him take another sip.
"... Thank you, but... Why are you here?"
"I lost at rock paper scissors."
"Ah..."
Another awkward silence, as your eyes wonder to his terrariums.
"Would've never guessed you talk in your sleep."
"I did that?"
"Yes. Something like "don't gooo" and "I love you" or whatever."
"... I thought you don't enjoy lying, MC."
[Well it's not very nice to pretend to be asleep either! ]
"Also would've never guessed you're not a morning person. or that your hair can get so messy." You added, reaching out to tug the loose strand out of the way.
"I'll take the mug back if you're finish. Do come down to the Lounge as soon as possible, Floyd is prissy and Azul is alphabetizing the dishes again."
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Jade: Good morning, Floyd. ^^
Floyd: I have errands to run!
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K so once upon a time i had angst thoughts like
But never manifested into a fic And now i had a flip switch and what if it was like jade thinking you have a crush on floyd
Y/n: well it sucks for us when you just sit back and watch but... It's probably nice for Floyd to have at least one person who doesn't always tell him what to do... I guess that's a good thing... Um... Oh well. As long as he's enjoying himse—FLOYD NO YOU'RE GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK IF YOU DO IT LIKE THAT—
Jade: *potential sister-in-law spotted*
and trying to set you up and when you find out you have to sit there like
Y/n: I can't date Floyd!
Jade: Why?
Y/n: I like YOU!!
And then he short circuits for... Maybe the first time in this man's life...
Mmmm the drama....
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General lilia: call me whatever you want. Except father.
Me: are you *giggling* are you sure about that...? *giggling*
General Lilia: ?
Sebek & Baul in perfect unison: HUMAN!!! YOU WILL SHOW LILIA-SAMA RESPECT!
Me: *covers ears* hey! I would never try to be mean or rude! Although... I'm assuming you would not appreciate something overly familiar.
General Lilia: Like I said, call me whatever you want...And suffer and the consequences of your actions.
Me: can do, batboy- *sebek almost slams my head to the ground*
This is a trowback to one of first twst posts :') i get emotional over this cuz lilia is the whole reason i got this game and "the one who's hand i took"
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Trey: i don't want anything in particular for my birthday.
Me: I don't believe you.
Trey: I'm not just saying that. I appreciate the thought.
Me: I still don't believe you. You look like the kinda guy that makes a list of everything he wants... And then gives strategic hints to everyone about it... And is careful in such a way that no one will think to buy the same present...
Trey: ... (She knows too much)
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