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schoenht · 7 months
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congrats on 1k!!! for the event (which is still open i hope, timezones are hard), i was wondering if you could do an s/o who posted or rtd something about matching couples icons, and never asking their bf to do it bc its embarrassing--and leona and jade confronting them about it? please take your time w it and no pressure if you cant do it!!!
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↝ matching icons
characters: leona kingscholar, jade leech
note: ahhhh tysm !!! <3 this was actually so fun to make i hope you enjoy !!
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EVENT IS CLOSED!
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ameleii · 3 months
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fungi, fun guy || jade leech
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ask by anon: (does a cartwheel) hey, saw your post about wanting octavinelle prompts. Hi. hey. hi <- most normal jade leech liker too many jade prompts talk about his mushroom obsession like it's something bad or annoying >:/ what if his s/o actually likes eating mushrooms and hearing him talk about them love your writing btw! <3 i hope you have a good day/night
a/n: thank you so much for the request, anon, and i'm so sorry that took this long :( i do hope you recognise it and like it!!
word count: 307 words
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the alchemy greenhouse inside the larger greenhouse was damp and smelt like rotting plants, you noted as you pushed the door cautiously to see your lover observing a patch (if you could call it that) of mushrooms. affectionately called agiricus jadus (by you and you alone), the mushrooms looked poisonous but were apparently a variety cultivated for the ease of cooking and digestion by your lover. and you were here at the greenhouse to test his hypothesis on mushroom consumption.
"and as always, right on time," jade smiles, gesturing for you to approach him as you shut the door behind you. "they look wonderful, don't they? floyd tried to destroy them earlier, but i think setting his pants on fire was enough to deter him just this once.
"no, he'll definitely be back," you chuckle as you approach the green mushrooms that seemed to glow and bob ominously. "why are they bobbing, though?"
"not sure, but they're not poisonous. i tested them out for any poisons and allergens, and i found none. did you bring something with you that we can eat?"
"not really," you murmur, embarrassed. "sorry."
"ah well, nothing of concern, really." jade pulls out two boxes of food and a portable stove, and he proceeds to cook the mushrooms to complement the food, serving it gently in the boxes and handing you one. "bon appetit, my love."
hesitantly taking a bite, spices flood your mouth as you chew, humming appreciatively. "this is so good, jade!" you nod, immediately taking another bite as he chuckles gently. "sho good,"
"i'm glad you like it, love."
"tell me about the mushroom though," you add between quick chews. "you didn't tell me- tell me anything."
"once we're done eating, then."
"okay! but seriously, this complements the dish really well. like seriously well."
jade leech never breaks a promise.
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tagging @hisui-dreamer over here- hi rinna come get your mans
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yan-lorkai · 4 months
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Can I please ask for a yandere Jade Leach
With a reserved and quiet darling who wears Lolita
That uses it to express themselves without saying a word and because it's pretty
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.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ Your unique style is one of the reasons that caught Jade's attention. You look like a doll covered in all that colorful fabric, always so reserved with whoever you interact with. But he likes it. He likes to look at you and observe your little reactions, he likes to see how your style presents to him and everyone else what kind of person you are.
.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ It's interesting, new. And so, Jade decides to get closer and get to know you more deeply, and when he does, Jade finds himself captivated. You may not talk much, but he doesn't mind because he loves the expressions that adorn your face as he talks about the most diverse topics.
.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ I don't remember if it's canon or not, but I feel like Jade knows how to sew and I imagine him sewing several dresses for you, chest swelling with pride when he sees you wearing something he created, he buys you lots of jewelry as well. I also imagine he makes something for himself so you two can match, a new bow tie or a pair of gloves for him to wear while he works, another earring to match with yours, things like this.
.⁠。⁠*⁠♡ You look very pretty and he always let you knows that. You would be pretty even if you aren't into lolita fashion.
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yuri-is-online · 1 year
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Shades of You (Jade Leech x Reader)
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a/n: They/Them pronouns used, Yu is a crafty bitch in more ways than one, references/spoilers (kind of) for Jade's birthday boy card. Events are implied to take place over winter break, but the events of ch. 4 aren't mentioned
warnings: typical Jade behavior, established flirtationship, mutual pining, mutual mild thirst
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Jade was rather fond of simple looking things.  The more understated an object the more challenging it is to create, and the more curious its purpose.  The journal was just one of many such objects Jade owned, its sleek gray cover certainly fit with the overall aesthetic of the other things he owned.  A neatly woven cord made of purple and periwinkle thread wrapped around the book keeping it closed, and if you looked especially closely at the lower right hand corner you would see a set of initials, J.L., nestled neatly next to a date.  It was clearly meant to match the aesthetics of his dormitory, not that you actually needed to examine or speculate to know any of this.  You had been the one who made it.  
“I’m surprised you’re actually using this.”  you say, trying your best to hide the embarrassment as you innocently pick up the journal from its place on Jade’s desk.  
“Oh?  Who said I was?” Jade playfully teases as he gently, but firmly grasps your wrist to prevent you from actually opening the book.  Not that you intended to, you weren’t stupid, but seeing him be so defensive over it did make you a bit curious.
“You.”  his smile gets wider and his grip on your wrist firmer.  He forcefully pulls your hand and the journal into his chest, moving his larger one to cover yours as he purposefully deepens his voice.  
“Careful prefect, you never know what sort of things lurk in the depths of Octavinelle.”  You laugh to cover how flustered he’s making you and quickly pull yourself (and your hand) back to your homework.  
“Dude your birthday was a week ago, just how much dirt have you crammed into that thing already?”  Jade just gives you a toothy smile as he tucks his gift just out of your reach on his side of the desk and you huff.  And if you spend the rest of the night sneaking glances at him under the guise of making a swipe at the journal, well you keep that to yourself.
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There hadn’t actually been anything in the journal when Jade decided to play keep away with you.  He hadn’t decided on what he wanted to use it for yet, an unfamiliar sensation but not unwelcome.  Jade had never really understood what his human classmates had meant about not wanting to “ruin” a particularly nice or unique looking set of stationary, but he certainly did now.  As much as he liked it when things did not go to plan, Jade had very little patience for his own imperfections.  He knew it was foolish to expect himself to make flawless field sketches when he had only just started, but he couldn’t bring himself to deface the little journal with his practice, even if that’s exactly why you had made the journal for him.  Which was precisely the problem; you had made him a gift, and while he wasn’t naive enough to think you meant anything… specific by it, he still felt deeply flattered.  Handmade gifts are especially treasured by merfolk, meant to serve as a way to display one's talents and finer points when pursuing a mate.  Not that he thinks he’s being courted, Vil had also given him a handmade gift and you had given some socks you’d made to Floyd, something that made him a lot more jealous than he wanted to admit.  Still, you had seemed very… flattered by the thought of him actually using the journal.  Maybe just as flattered as he was to receive it, and just like that he finally lands on something he does find acceptable to practice drawing in the journal.   
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“‘M sorry in advance for not talking much.”  you focus extra hard on not dropping the ghost camera while double checking your photography equipment.  “I’m excited about the hike, promise, Grim just was talking in his sleep last night and it kept me up.” 
“I’m simply pleased you could join me on such short notice, prefect.”  You shrug your pack up onto your back and nod, but Jade does not move to set out immediately, he just stares down at you.  Odd, you know he’s not exactly a morning person but he can at least function properly if he needs to.  Before you can ask what’s wrong he reaches for one of your straps, pausing just before he actually touches it.
“May I?”  You nod, wide awake now but not trusting your voice.  Part of you wonders vaguely if he knows the effect he has on you, if he’s doing this on purpose, or if this all just a coincidence and there really is a problem with how you set up your pack.  You know what he’d say if you asked him, his eyes are practically sparkling with mischief silently daring you to ask.  Well too bad, you are not going to take the bait.  Yet.  The day’s still early and you agreed to spend practically all of it with him so you’re sure he’ll make another pass at… whatever this is again at some point.  He pats your shoulder before he withdraws, beckoning you to follow him into the mountains.  If he notices any sign of fluster as you chase after his touch it doesn’t show on his face.
Jade had invited you to check out the Mountain Lover’s Club on multiple occasions.  He invited pretty much everyone who showed mild interest in it, something that just made people even more suspicious of him than they already were.  Sure, Jade was widely considered to be the less scary twin, but he was still a Leech, and, perhaps more importantly, still the Vice-Warden of Octavinelle.  Taking him at face value was, to be blunt, stupid.  Something you liked to think you werent, but you know this habit of joining Jade on his hikes doesn’t help your case.  There were a hundred little places you spotted on your way up to this new location alone that he could ditch your body in the woods and make a very convincing case for why it was definitely an accident.  But you couldn’t see a reason for him to do that, and if there was one thing you were very confident that you knew for a fact about Jade, it was that he never did anything that wouldn’t benefit him or his dorm in some way.  
That and you really did like hiking.  The woods aren’t going to ask you why you’re here, they just exist secure in their own beauty.  If you have to pal around with one of the sketchiest guys on campus to find some peace and serenity then no one should be allowed to judge you for it.  
“Ah here we are.”  the two of you stop in front of a truly massive rock formation, you’re pretty sure it would even tower over Malleus, that forms a sort of natural shelter at the center of a steep valley.  It’s breathtaking, your hands immediately move to the ghost camera for an overlooking shot; Jade watches, patiently waiting for you to finish before helping you down.  
“Do you mind if I sketch a bit before foraging?’’  You barely register his question, already fishing around for the best lighting.
“Hm?  Oh no, take your time.”  Jade heaves himself up onto the top of the rocks and you definitely do not pause to admire the way his jacket rides up just enough to show you his toned stomach.  No no, the only thing you’re pausing to peep at is a familiar little gray book.  “Oh so you are using your gift to doodle,” you laugh “here I thought you were collecting blackmail.”
“Only on you.” Jade responds with a conspiratorial grin that would send anyone else running for the hills.  It really is such a shame you’re already there.
“Really rude of you to not invite me out here sooner.”  you make a point to exaggerate your pout and get the amused reaction you were looking for.  “It’s going to start snowing soon, and where will I be then?  Trapped inside Ramshackle devoid of weird plants to photograph.”
“You are more than welcome to come visit Monstro Lounge if you feel so deprived.”
“No thanks, I have enough pictures of Floyd to fill two albums.”  you snort and Jade pauses his sketching for a brief moment.  
“All the more reason to visit.”  Any amusement from earlier is gone and you try to avoid breaking into a cold sweat; his voice is pure ice. “I’m sure you’ll find something to expand your portfolio.”  
“W-what about you then?”  you nervously laugh.  “I mean it’s got to suck to start making sketches and not being able to go out in the field anymore.”
“It does,” he’s back to being pointlessly dramatic for his own amusement thank god, “I was hoping to get in some more practice and produce something passable.”
“I’m sure they look fine.” and while you do genuinely mean that you can’t help but roll your eyes.  “If you’re really that concerned you can always download some pictures from my magicam to use as references.” 
“Oh?  Are you sure that’s an offer you want to make, prefect?”  
“Not when you word it like that, but I won’t take it back.”  Jade laughs, out loud this time, and you again remind yourself that despite what other people might say you are a perfectly reasonable and intelligent person even though you aren’t currently sprinting for safety.
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Despite your teasing complaints, Jade did manage to find a way to get you both back into the woods a few more times before the snows properly set in.  And against your better judgment you do find yourself hanging around the Lounge more, you tell Ace and Deuce it’s just to take pictures of the aquariums but you know Ace at least doesn’t believe you.  Deuce just likes seeing the pictures of the fish.
“You’re right those two really do look like they’re up to something.”  he mutters and you nod vigorously.
“Sketchy bastards, look how fat they are. I bet they’re hoarding food.”  
  The gray journal keeps making appearances too, and you know you should just be grateful that he’s this fond of your gift but it’s starting to get weird.  Almost like he is trying to bait you into asking what he’s drawing in there.  Like now while you’re showing Deuce the fat bass in the Octavinelle tank, you feel his gaze on you but it’s gone by the time you get around to looking up at him he’s back to focusing on the notebook in front of him and you sigh.  “I really never should have made him that book.” 
“Nah giving it to him was fine.”  snorts Ace.  “Hanging around him was the mistake.  Seriously, what do you think he’s looking at?”
“Deuce and I?”  really what else could he be looking at, if looks could kill you would be six feet under Ace’s disappointment right now.
“Well you’re half right I guess.”  he says, shaking his head.  “Just- try not to be too stupid while we’re gone right?”  
“Yeah that’s not gonna happen.”  Grim snorts.  “My henchman’s taste in men is as bad as Deuce’s grades.”  You and Ace both start sputtering for different reasons, while at a table across the cafeteria Azul looks at Jade with an equal level of disappointment.
“Just what are you smiling about?”  
“Oh nothing in particular.”  
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Azul doesn’t exactly keep the lounge open over winter, but the dormitory’s student lounge is still in working order and much comfier than Ramshackle's dusty couches. You had intended to spend the first few days of winter break being boring and forcing Grim to do his homework, but the little rat was having absolutely none of that and had, surprisingly, formed an uneasy alliance with Floyd.  The second you looked away from your little buddy he’d dashed to seven knew where.  You weren’t actually as familiar with the depths of Octavinelle as certain friends of yours assumed you were.  Jade had offered you assistance in locating your charge, but he wasn’t exactly being helpful.   On purpose you assumed.
“If you are that determined to do away with your schoolwork you can always stay here with me.”  His smiles are always sardonic, but this one has a special sort of edge to it that screams he has something planned.  “No need to go chasing rats.”  For you or his twin, you wonder with a nervous laugh as you fiddle with your backpack.
“It’s not really me I’m worried about.  Grim always puts things off till the last minute and as his dorm prefect I really should be trying to teach him some responsibility-”
“I’m sure he’s learning a lot about making responsible choices from Floyd.”  The look you give Jade is less than enthused, and the sniffle he responds with is less than real but it distracts you just enough that you don’t realize he’s been steering you towards his and Floyd’s shared bedroom.  “Please prefect, it hurts to see you so distressed, I feel like a failure of a host.  Why not take a brief break, I’ll make us some tea.”  
“How very generous of Mr. Leech.”  you say in complete monotone.  “I’m so grateful.”  
“I prefer benevolent.”  he says miraculously cured of all distress as he opens the door to his room and waves you inside.  He saunters off and you carefully make your way over to Jade’s side of the room, dodging Floyd’s dirty laundry and trash not wanting to be accused of “stealing” a three month old chip wrapper and charged “compensation.”  The pale blue light of the magical ocean casts a dreamy glow over the room, but you wouldn’t call it cozy, especially since this is the first time you’ve been allowed anywhere in Octavinelle alone.  That answers your question from earlier you guess, Jade was messing with you today.  And then that’s when you see it, sitting on the exact same side of the desk it had been around a month ago just after you gave it to him  Back when you accused him of collecting blackmail. 
It’s bait.  It has to be bait, there’s no way Jade would ever leave the journal out for you to look at unless he was wanting you to see it.  Probably so he can snatch it out of your hands just as you get a glance of something scandalous so he can gaslight you into thinking you were the worse person.  Why exactly did you like this guy again?  Maybe Grim was right and you really were hopeless.  You stare at it.  Glare at it.  
And snatch it up without another second 's hesitation.  You made the damn thing, if it were a child you would be entitled to partial custody right?  And just as you are cursing at yourself for that atrocious analogy your thought process stops dead in your tracks when you see what’s inside.
The pages were covered in sketches of you.  Taking photos of the rocks, waiting tables at the lounge, numerous studies of your face at all angles with all manner of expressions.  You recognize some of the poses he’s placed you in as pictures you’d posted to magicam, there’s even one where you know you’d been cuddling Grim but Jade’s neglected to keep him in the picture.  There are scribbled notes next to sketches, silly things really just serve to bury you deeper into your embarrassment.  A note on your favorite color, a movie you posted about hating, lists of teas and comments you made about their taste, the good ones highlighted and the bad crossed out, hikes he wanted to take you on and on the most recent page-
“Oh?  Now what have we here?”  Jade’s arm loops around your waist, hand gently tipping up your head to look at him.  “We’ve been over this little prefect, you need to be careful.  Dangerous things lurk in the depths of Octavinelle.”
“Yeah I’m looking at him.” you huff, there really is no hiding your embarrassment so you resign to relaxing into his arms, and you can see him puffing up with pride at your attention.  His hand moves to gently cup your cheek and you press a small kiss to his palm.  “You really suck you know that right?  I could charge you for stuff like this.”
“And what is your asking rate, little shrimp?”  he whispers into your ear.  “I do seem to recall you giving me verbal permission, but I seem to have neglected to get that in writing.  How careless of me.”
“You could start by actually kissing me.”  And he laughs, actually fully laughs, breathless and filled with a genuine delight that warms your whole body to the tip of your toes.
“Well now, if you insist.”  he presses his first kiss to your head before he gently, slowly, turns you to face him.  “I do hope you’re prepared to collect my debt in full.”
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cvlutos · 1 year
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What do you think the most romantic way for Jade to use his unique magic on us would be? There's the classic "He doubts our feelings and uses his UM to ask us if we really love him" or the "Are you cheating on me?" or him using it just to tease you before you get together and ask us "Who do you have a crush on?"
Most realistically he wouldn't use it just because, wouldn't waste it on a question concerning love, or wouldn't use it cause he knows everything already without it.
♡ J.L | AN INKLING | FLUFF
Jade Leech wouldn't actually use it. Merely playing upon all your weaknesses, knowing what makes you shy, embarrassed, flustered. Cornering you in a dark hall and towering over you, even if he's not that much taller that you, but it feels like he is. Lips curled into a preying smile, as a shark cornering a defenseless fish, as he tilts in head in faux worry, asking if somethings wrong.
"So silent. Am I far too close?" He knows he is, nails grazing along your face and if for a moment you flinch, he's clicking his tongue with a disapproving headshake, his hand fully grabbing your cheeks, forcing you to look at him, making direct eye contact.
"Shock the heart~"
Any reaction, in quick gasp for breath, the twitching of your lips, the widening of your eyes or pupils, the flushing of your skin, the beating of your heart. He doesn't need the spell to know your true feelings, simply pretending gives it all away, and when he pulls away, placing his hand over his heart and bowing, you know, he knows. For his smile seems slightly wider than before.
Pleased with his discovery. Amused that his very own hypothesis was proved correct. "I will be leaving, dear, perfect. I await your arrival at the lounge."
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foxglovepng · 27 days
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JADE LEECH WITH SIREN READER JADE LEECH WITH SIREN READER JADE LEECH WITH SIREN READER!! This is a huge brainrot I'm having rn. Jade leech with his siren s/o, and Jade, being the little sadomasochist, he is absolutely loving it. He loves his siren s/o so much. They have all the qualities of a siren (beautiful, charming, seductive, manipulative, etc). IM SORRY, BUT THEY'D BE SUCH A POWER COUPLE. (I would prefer fem! Siren Reader or fem! Yuu Siren reader, but it can be gn siren reader if you'd like.) But I'm sorry I could just see Jade falling in love on SIGHT!!
Characters: Jade, Mentions of Floyd and Azul.
CW: Jade is a simp, maybe OOC Jade, Siren!Yuu is gorgeous, Female MC, not proofread.
A/N: Hello!! I am going to name you Siren Anon. I will have a lot of fun with this ask since 1 it's Jade, and 2 Sirens!! This is my first Fem!Yuu ask and I am excited for that. I read a post that someone head cannoned Jade and Floyd to kind of be the embodiment of Gomez Addams in a relationship and I say YES. So Jade will be a lil bit Gomez-coded. I hope this was to your liking if you wish to see a part 2 feel free to ask.
If you like this Reblogs and Likes are appreciated <3
When Jade saw Yuu for the first time he thought she was gorgeous like any other student would think. Being a Merfolk himself he could instantly tell she was a Siren and considering he didn't know her he kept a note to be cautious, but he was also curious about her.
Azul also wanted to try and coerce her into working with him since she can easily manipulate convince people to sign contracts (And assuming Siren!Yuu is the only female in the school) it would also bring attention the only female in school works at the mostro lounge. However Jade ended up getting to her first knowing she is a Siren he had to be wary she wouldn't hurt his brother or Azul.
As time went on he fell for her charm and he was in love, or maybe was it her siren call? Who knows Jade saw her as a mate and he was down bad. He knew if she was manipulating him he could easily find out as Floyd is worried about her exploiting his brother, but getting to know her she didn't seem like that..right?
When Yuu takes up Azul's offer to work with him Jade gets a little protective as he loves his girlfriend he's wary other people will try to hit on her, or even try to court her so during shifts he will try to make excuses for her to go in the back, or help Azul with deals.
When Yuu comes to helping with deals she gaslights, gatekeep, girlbosses, and easily gets people to sign the contracts. It's kind of a win-win situation. She gets to spend time with Jade during shifts, and she gets paid for literally exploiting people to fall for her charm.
Jade mansplains Yuu girlbosses and manipulates people it's literally a perfect duo.
I believe Moray eels are territorial so I feel like because she is a siren he will be like not insecure, but more like Protective?? Posessive??.
I feel one day Jade and Yuu would be having a conversation, and they would probably try to manipulate each other into not leaving them I'd be funny. Jade is a sadist and he is a good manipulator Yuu is just as good with the both of them they'd be so iconic and powerful.
Jade would very much love his partner and would do anything for her. He knows she can take care of herself and will only step in if he needs to (Such as someone starts getting physical or a little too close).
If they were to get into a fight I feel like fights can become nasty. Not on the verge of breaking up (hopefully), but if the fight happened because of Yuu I can definitely see her going to talk to Jade when he's ready and she drops her facade and let's herself become vulnerable they both love each other dearly and I know they'd want to fix the relationship. If the fight is Jade's fault he would give Yuu some space before talking about it as well if she's badly hurt I feel Jade would be mad at himself a little for making you feel that way, but eventually it would all work out.
Imagine them becoming Mafia bosses and committing world domination????
I am all for that.
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frostbitetrap-blog · 1 year
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Okay so i saw this thing on YouTube and my mind went straight to Jade and Idia from twisted wonderland
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Look at the baby mooshroom I swear these exist in twisted wonderland and nobody knows and Mc would 100% be the one to discover them and then Jade and Idia would want to ‘Adopt’ it
Both Jade and Idia be like: what is that? *Starring at the Mooshroom with absolute intentions of adopting*
Baby Mooshroom: *hiding behind it’s new mamma figure* Mooo *Pecking at them cutely*
Mc/yuu: MY Mooshroom son his name Is Red *unaware she just stared a war*
Jade and Idia will fight for the for the right to be the Mooshroom baby’s dad and Yuu/Mc will no the wiser
Meanwhile Lilia is coming for your child
Also credit to KaypeaCreations on YouTube they made the Mooshroom baby
Link to video
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vioisgoinginsane · 1 year
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💙 I read jade break-up heascanons and fics and my personal additions are:
*in a groupchat with the first years*
MC: I need yall here ASAP with AS MUCH icecream as you can carry!
Jack: why?
MC: I've been dumped
DO NOT SAY HIS NAME YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO
Deuce: omw
Ace: I have an idea. Getting icecream would cost us money, but trowing all those terrariums he gave you off the roof of ramshackle would be free!
MC: ace, I was gonna do that tomorrow morning. Just so I don't make some rash emotional decision.
Why is Epel not answering?
Jack: I'm holding him down cuz he said he was gonna make him pay right now.
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MC: We may not be friends, but we may at least be decent to each other.
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Jade: Hi.
MC: choke on aquarium gravel.
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And also just this whole song
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lipstick-stain · 1 year
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Every single time I read a smau it makes me want to make one, but I have no idea what to write. Here’s some twitters <3
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some haha funny tweets
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let-me-dance · 1 year
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✨Jade and Floyd take care of their offspring.
✨Ovipositor, moray eels can change sex, Jade is a killer of sharks, mention of the death of eggs, polyandry.
You always thought that reproduction and pregnancy occurred only within one species, it has not been proven by the scientists of your world that some cow could give birth to a calf from a donkey.
Mixing species and blood was out of the question in your world. But, this is Twisted Wonderland, anything that violates the laws of physics, biology, and moral ethics can happen here. You thought you were going to be the mother of a baby when you became some man's wife. But you became the wife of the Leech twins, two brothers, two morays, two incredibly dangerous creatures. It's not clear who the testicle came from - you fucked two of them at once. Whose balls are they? What difference does it make if you love the two of them and the twins love you. Giving birth to fucking eggs was worse than eating large quantities of spicy food and not having a glass of water handy.
True enough, after realizing that the eggs couldn't stay and develop on land with you, Jade and Floyd decided to go home and wait for the tadpoles to hatch so they could come back to you on land.However, you dived your husbands often enough, checking on them and the children, spending money on underwater breathing potions.
Their reactions frightened you every time-whenever you just swam near where the eggs were growing, Jade and Floyd would open their mouths in the shape of moray eels, growling and snorting, driving away the named guests. Noticing, however, that it was only their beloved, little wife, they smiled, wrapping their tails around your waist, helping you down to the bottom, closer to the eggs.
"They're growing incredibly fast," Floyd says boredly, shaking the dirt off the eggs with his tail. "I can't even enjoy the time and care."
You giggle, kissing his wet, slippery cheek. And he laughs, accepting your love.
"Soon they'll hatch and we'll put them in an aquarium and go back on dry land," says Jade, already dreaming of returning to your shared home because sleeping on the mud and coral isn't comfortable, having gotten used to the years of living on dry land. Better on a soft bed, hugging you tightly with your arms, not your fins.
"I'd be more than happy to kill a couple more sharks, though," he says, not changing his smiling expression.You flinch, blowing air bubbles."Unfortunately and fortunately, someone got distracted and a couple of eggs broke," says Jade, casting a quick glance at the twin.
You feel like you've just died yourself, because it's true that the number of eggs has decreased. Sadness appears in your chest, and you gently stroke your children's shells. Jade puts her arm around your shoulders, squeezes your chin, and kisses your lips affectionately, smearing them with mucus.
"Don't be sad, only strong individuals survive."
You sigh, you don't understand the rules of life in this world yet.
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When tadpoles hatch from the eggs, you scream the loudest with happiness and even cry. You love the feeling of being a mother. Even though you cannot see tadpoles in the aquarium because of the lack of pigmentation on their transparent bodies, you are so happy when the tadpoles press against the terrarium, recognizing you as their mother and blowing bubbles.Back on dry land, you gave your husbands a rest after their hard work and protecting their eggs under water. You carry the terrarium made by Jade's hands everywhere with you: to work, to the store, for a walk, even in bed they have a special place on the shelf above your heads, to be always near you.The babies grew every day, changing pigmentation and playing with each other.
Three cute tadpoles! Jade and Floyd are happy with their offspring themselves, and grandma and grandpa come out on dry land from time to time to celebrate their grandchildren's birthdays and admire their mother, so caring that the twins' mother cries in emotion from time to time.You realize with sadness that by the age of two, children are already considered capable children by the standards of sea dwellers, who can and should develop without the help of their parents. But, after all, they are half moray eels, and human. Therefore, at the general council, it was decided to give them a potion so that the children would become human and know the joys of life on land.
They are already walking, running and jumping, fighting with each other and hanging from their fathers' necks, tormenting Uncle Azul, squandering his capital on toys and sweets. You feel so good, gathering with your tired husbands late at night in the children's bedroom, tucking the triplets into bed and kissing their foreheads while watching them fall asleep. The silence comes after midnight. Now you have time for a relationship.
"Oh, are all people so active as children?" utters Floyd tiredly, falling onto the bed."Yes, no exceptions." you say, wrapping your arms around his waist, resting your face against your husband's chest.
Floyd interlocks his fingers on your back, stroking.After a minute, you are flipped onto your back, laying in the middle of the bed, and Jade lies between your legs, throwing her legs over your shoulders, kissing the inside of your thighs. You moan softly in pleasure and growing arousal. Your shirt is pulled up by a second pair of hands, gently squeezing your breasts, which you never got to feed the babies, simply because moray eels don't feed on milk. Even if they are half human.
"Boys, God," you moan. Floyd kisses your breasts, licks t bites with his sharp teeth, leaving marks. The old ones have long since healed on your body, for you haven't had intimacy in a very long time. It's time to remind your entourage who your husbands are and how many of them there are.
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thesmutdungeon · 1 year
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Some Sub!Jade Leech I wrote for a friend
tw: smut. Filthy dirty smut. Gagging, sub/dom dynamic, implied pegging, overstim, edging, implied female reader but can be read as GN cause other bodily organs are not described. If there’s more please lmk
Minors this is filthy smut read at ur own risk
NOT PROOFREAD SO THERE WILL BE ERRORS
Jade spreads his legs, his rock hard dick is nicely erect in the center, pre is leaking out of the tip like a broken faucet. His ass is bright pink and so is his tip.
The sound rod fit so snuggly inside of his urethra, and the vibrator on his balls and prostate which complimented the color on his ball gag. He whimpers and whines as he squirmed in the bed. His legs soon being held up by you, his one true love that he would only trust for you to view him in such a state. He had been edged 4 times now, his muffled begs through the gag fall of deaf ears as you continue to tease his nipples. His hands run through your hair and desperately tries to cling on without hurting you.
He was close again. His muffled sob echoed throughout the room as the sound rod prevented him from the heavenly release.
One more, he was promised again. One more edging until he can release, but that was a fat lie, but it wasn’t as fat as the strap you put on, lubed tip nudging at his overstimulated asshole
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schoenht · 7 months
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OMG EVENT UWAAAAAAAA
May I request the muffin man but with the tweels? ⁉️⁉️
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↝muffin man
characters: floyd leech, jade leech
note: HI CHERRY ANON this was so fun to make i especially loved writing for floyd <3 i hope you enjoy this !!!!!
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demonichikikomori · 1 year
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Shall We Date?: Octavinelle
Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Scarabia - Pomfiore - Ignihyde - Diasomnia
How did your first date go?
Azul Ashengrotto - Monopoly
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You were dreading the date after the agreed upon activity would be to indulge in Monopoly.
You weren't particularly bad at the game, but when playing against someone like Azul was a variable? What was the point of trying?!
The octopus was very adamant that you should agree to his suggestion. He planned to make it a memorable experience for you!
After returning to Ramshackle to change out of your uniform, you quickly rushed back to the NRC building. You were told to meet him in the room the Board Game Club uses.
You grit your teeth in preparation of a punishing failure, instead, Azul had other things planned for your game of Monopoly.
He is sitting alone at a table which there was no Monopoly board present. Instead…
There were arts and craft supplies.
“Is something wrong? Was my text somehow misleading?”
Azul appeared smug and pushed up on the bridge of his wireframe glasses. The lenses caught the light coming through the window.
This is how you would be playing Monopoly, by making your own game board!
Azul was very open about why and where certain things should go on the board. But, he did tell you to do as you liked. It’s a collaborative piece.
You colored, glued, sketched and created the game board with Azul. He looked pleased with the final product as the sun began to set and you looked over the creation.
He liked the parts you made the most.
Especially the way you designed the 500 dollar bill. You’re so expensive…
Jade Leech - Making a Terrarium
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You know that Jade can't dress. So seeing him in such a retro looking outfit was no surprise.
He was waiting in the library. Along the table were shells, stones, plants in small plastic trays, and two large glass jars that were empty.
You would be building a terrarium today! Of course, with Jade's helpful guidance.
You worked step by step as he gently explained everything there was to know. Like why you should always put the stones on the bottom before adding soil. And why he picked the plants he did for today's date. And so on.
"Next time, I'd like to do something that you would like."
Jade's smile was gentle as he continued to instruct you on building your terrarium with plants to care for.
As you finished up, you silently compared your terrarium to Jade's.
His was better, from an aesthetic point of view and from a functional one. But, this was also one of his hobbies. Of course his would be different compared to yours.
Jade reached his hand out towards yours, showing off teal, gold, and milk colored stones that had been molded and shaped into small mushrooms.
He asked if you would include these in your terrarium. Of course, you weren't obligated to.
You smiled and accepted the stones, decorating the inside of your terrarium with the stones that only served to remind you of Jade, and this now unforgettable first date.
Floyd Leech - Swimming
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Floyd invited you on a date! Doing what, pray tell?
Swimming.
He wanted to show you how fun it could be with someone as big as him floating around with you!
You were supposed to met him in the Octavinelle dorm with your swimsuit under your clothes. But you didn't see Floyd anywhere.
He texted you, giving directions to meet where the top of the dorm's fish tank was. And you made it. And there Floyd was.
Naked, with nothing but a towel around his shoulders.
"Hi Shrimpy! You made it!"
He waves, but you already had your eyes covered. He tells you how he wanted to scare you by being in the water first, but you're faster than he thought!
With your eyes still covered, you hear a loud splash of the water and then Floyd asking you to get in with him.
When you look, you see how his skin had gone teal, right. That's why he was naked. He's a merman. You should tell him to wear something next time...
You remove your layers and walk over to the top of the tank where Floyd was waiting. The water was so clear and pretty, you could see all of the fish and coral!
You slipped in, the water was a little cold, but with Floyd holding you against his wet body it wasn't so bad.
It had been hours you spent together in the water with Floyd, growing exhausted as he curled his long body around yours, and soon lifted you out of the tank.
Floyd quietly told you that your skin looks like a raisin.
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rs-wonderland · 1 year
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Yuu: What are the things you should never say when somebody come out?
Jade: Im glad for you, but you still owe us 50 dollars.
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deucebox · 2 years
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: ̗̀➛ a morning kiss
jade leech x gn! reader
genre: fluff
wc: 367 words
warnings: none
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octavinelle was bound to never get hot unless another problem occurs regarding the temperature.
for that sole reason, you’ve always enjoyed waking up to the cold feeling embracing you first thing in the morning.
well, the coldness was definitely not the only one having itself wrapped around your figure as you also woke up in the arms of a certain merfolk.
you carefully lifted his arm from your waist to give you space to sit up. you yawned quietly, doing a big stretch to hopefully wash away your drowsiness.
you turned your head to peek at jade’s peaceful sleeping state. shifting your position and leaning down, your breath fanned over his cheeks as your face was awfully close to his.
jade has always been a light sleeper and so you thought hard about waking him up in a cliche way: with a kiss.
your cheeks warmed up from the idea, immediate embarrassment flushing in your chest and wanting to back away.
“if you won’t do it, i will.” jade surprisingly opened his eyes, though half-lidded. his voice was still a little hoarse as he uttered such bold words under his breath.
he put his hand on the back of your head almost immediately, effectively pulling you closer. your lips gently touched his, causing your whole system to bloom into a fluttering feeling.
jade grabbed a fistful of your hair softly, resulting you to put your hand on his shoulder for support. the way his hand slowly made its way to the side of your neck sent shivers down to your spine. his teeth grazed over your lip gently, giving the both of you a quick time to breathe before he closed the gap once again to gently suck the bottom of your lips, catching you by surprise.
your grip on his shoulder tightened. not long after, the two of you pulled away. chests heaving heavily to catch your breaths. jade looked at your flustered face amusingly.
“aren’t you a bold little one?” he chuckled, making you roll your eyes at him playfully. jade grabbed your arm to pull you into his embrace.
“though i’d love to actually see you initiate the first move next time.” he mused.
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twisted-broth · 1 year
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Jade Leech Yandere Profile
Template by @cinnamonest
Warnings: kidnapping, mention of force feeding, torture, humiliation, noncon, biting, bondage, one mention of breeding, branding, drugging, overstimulation
Reader is gender neutral with female genitalia
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Intelligence/Perceptiveness: 10
Brutality: 9.5
Physical capability: 7.5
Mental/emotional instability: 1.5
Restrictiveness: 9.5
Sexual sadism: 10
Stubbornness: 8.5
What are they generally like? Lucid, aware? Obsessive? How do they behave?
Totally obsessive. You’re on his mind all the time and it drives him fucking crazy
You could say he’s aware that normal people don’t kidnap others and think about ways to make them scream all day, he just doesn’t care
He and Floyd have lived their whole lives doing and taking whatever they want and they don’t plan to stop anytime soon
Jade doesn’t really feel love like other people. Both of the twins were raised with a warped perception of love and don’t really understand it completely
Jade loves his brother. He knows that much is true. But he feels something very different when he thinks of you. Since he doesn’t know what being in love feels like then this must be it, right?
How likely are they to kidnap their darling? How quickly will they do so?
Like 100%
If you’re the new interesting thing in his life then he needs to have you immediately
And of course he also has Floyd as support if he needs it
When those two work together, there’s really nothing they can’t do because everyone is too afraid to stop them
Some people aren’t as afraid of Jade because they don’t know him that well but everyone is afraid of Floyd
So when Jade finds you working late by yourself in one of the chem labs, he calls in his brother to stand guard while he goes in for the kill
As for the timeline, Jade is not a hesitant person. If he takes a special interest in you then he’ll kidnap you within a week or two
How difficult is it to escape from them? How do they keep you restrained? How do they deal with attempted escape? 
Impossible. Jade is incredibly smart and he knows all the tricks in the book. He never lets his guard down, always retaining his fake smile and personality. The only person to ever see the real Jade is Floyd, and even that is rare
You’re like an experiment to Jade. He likes to change up the way he keeps you restrained every so often just to see how you react. Often, you’ll have any number of limbs handcuffed to the bed posts. Sometimes he keeps you in a cage of his own design but his favorite is a small glass box where you’re completely exposed to him for days on end with not even enough room to sit down
The display case is often just used as a punishment, usually after you’ve just made an escape attempt. It’s covered in locks and impossible to escape. The only opening is a slot right by your mouth that he can open to shove some food down your throat
Other punishments can range from sexual to forcing you to try his new potion just to see what happens
How easy are they to trick, deceive, or manipulate?
Also impossible
Like I said before, Jade always has his guard up and would only ever lose face in front of his brother
He’ll let you play out your little act of trying to win him over but he won’t buy it for a second
Even if you do actually start to develop Stockholm syndrome and fall for him, he won’t believe you but he’ll go along with it
The only chance you have at earning more freedom would be to play along with him and be his perfect little plaything for several years. Then maybe you can have free roam of his room if you’re lucky
How lenient are they? What privileges can you have, and what will you be denied?
You’re nothing more than a pet to Jade but he still wants to keep you alive
When he’s in his best mood, you’re kept in his room with an ankle cuffed to the bed, but a long enough chain that you can reach the bathroom. He’ll also feed you three meals a day and maybe, if you’ve been really good, he’ll let you read some of his plant books
He also knows that humans need exercise in order to thrive. Once a week, in the dead of night, he’ll sneak you over to the pool and let you swim for an hour. But of course pool time is also terrifying since Jade is hovering over your shoulder in his eel form
Of course this all goes out the window if you put a toe out of line. You’ll learn the hard way to appreciate what you have
What kind of rules do they have? What kind of punishment would they use?
What rules does he not have is the real question. The only thing Jade lets you do on your own is breathe
He will drill into you the obedience of a well trained dog
Eat the food you’re given or else you won’t eat for days. Don’t complain about anything or it will be taken away. Don’t speak unless spoken to or you’ll be gagged
Just normal healthy relationship stuff
How do they deal with rivals, or perceived rivals? Will they get rid of them? Will they kill them themselves, or find another way?
This is not a problem for Jade
He already wiped you off the grid when he kidnapped you and people gave up looking after a month
Sure there are some people like Ace and Deuce who are more heartbroken than others but it’s not like they’re going to come and vent their troubles to Jade Leech
He would get annoyed if people are still talking about you after a while
He wants everyone to just forget about you and leave you completely isolated
On the off chance he does hear someone drop your name, he can get them to shut up by simply bumping shoulders and apologizing with that sinister smile of his
That would make anyone clam up
How easy is it to make them mad? What does their anger look like?
Jade’s patience is seemingly never ending
Growing up with Floyd, he pretty much had to have the patience of a saint so as not to invoke his brothers temperament
If Jade were ever to get angry for any reason, you would honestly have a very low survival rate
He wouldn’t intentionally kill you but it is very possible
Since everything he does is planned and meticulous, if he were to succumb to his rage then even he couldn’t say what he might do
But that would never happen so no need to worry!
Do they see you as above them, beneath them, or equal to them?
Jade already sees everyone who isn’t a merperson as being below him, but you’re a human and you can’t even use magic. How much more pathetic can you get?
So yes, you are definitely far below him
Really, you should be thankful you have him to watch over you. First you were relying totally on Crowley and since you clearly can’t take care of yourself, surely Jade is the lesser of two evils, right?
He mostly treats you as a pet/ science experiment but that doesn’t mean he’s a total monster
Since Jade can sustain himself on the shrimp bar at the dining hall, he usually uses his free staff meal at Mostro Lounge to bring you something nice if he’s so inclined
Otherwise you’ll share his food which is mostly raw shrimp (yum)
In his endless kindness, he also takes you to the pool in the middle of the night so you can get your exercise
“You humans do tend to accumulate fat quite quickly, don’t you?”
Don’t think you have any chance of escape once your in the water. Jade is in there in his eel form and there is no universe in which you can outswim Jade
How determined are they for you to love them? How hard will they try to make it happen? Or are they content just having you?
It would be a pleasant surprise if you were to start loving him, but he’s not expecting it by any means
He himself probably wouldn’t tell you that he loves you until a year passes. He also wouldn’t believe you if you said it back, at least the first hundred times. He might have some trust issues
Once he does believe that you love him then he’ll use your feelings to find new and interesting ways to torture you
What do you mean you don’t want to clean the floor with a toothbrush? Don’t you want him to be happy?
He always believed that love was a weakness but your love for him gives him power. Who is he to deny you?
Bonus: Is there anything that makes them unique, in comparison to other yanderes?
Sadism
Among all the yanderes at nrc, Jade is pretty much unmatched. The only ones who may even hold a candle to him would be Idia and maybe Riddle on a bad day
But Jade is mean as a yandere. You are a worthless, magicless human. You’re lucky he even bothers to give you the time of day
Another unique aspect of his is his relationship with his brother
Jade would move mountains for Floyd and vice versa so if Floyd is having a bad day and needs to let off some steam then Jade will graciously volunteer you
Jade does like having you for himself so it wouldn’t be a very frequent occurrence. Not to mention that your body probably couldn’t handle being Floyd’s punching bag very often
But Jade is sure to remind you afterwards that you’re so lucky to be his toy instead of his brothers. You should be thanking him, really
General perverseness: how sexual of a person are they? What’s their drive like? How touchy do they get? Do they have any reservations about sexuality?
Jade is really not a super sexual person. For him, sex is the most vulnerable he could possibly be and he is not about that
But he’s more than willing to torture you! He’ll tie you to the bed with a vibrator pressed against your clit until you pass out in a pool of your own cum. Only then when he knows he’s safe will he relieve himself
He mainly uses sex as a punishment for you but sometimes when he’s fed up with Azul or he took on a bigger workload when Floyd was pouting, he’ll take his frustrations out on you
He ensures his safety by completely tying you up with either handcuffs or rope, leaving you entirely at his mercy
While full on sex is very rare with Jade, it’s enough to leave you worn out for days on end. Even if you could escape, you doubt your legs could carry you
How forceful are they? Do they care about your willingness?
Couldn’t care less. You’re his toy so why should he even bother caring about what you want? Kick and scream all you want but that will only make it worse for you in the long run
He actually thinks it’s quite cute when you put up a fight. He’s a natural predator so of course he’ll win in the end. If he’s feeling extra mean he might even let you think that you’ve won for a second
The game is over if you actually manage to land a hit on him, though. Obviously you won’t do any damage, but he’ll need to remind you of your place if you start to get too bold
If you do play along then he won’t have to hurt you too badly, but where’s the fun in that?
What sort of kinks or fetishes do they have, or would they fill?
We know that Jade messes around with a lot of different plants and potions but when he found one combination that had you on your knees begging him to fuck you, that definitely unlocked something in him
The sight of you so desperate for him just over one little potion is something he could easily get used to
Hes really just into anything that results in you crying, covered in marks from him and begging him to stop
Maybe the biggest thing that gets him worked up is the sight and taste of your blood. His razor sharp teeth are perfect for drawing little droplets of blood wherever he decides to bite down
He tries not to indulge himself too often because when he gets a taste of you his instincts kick in and urge him to keep going until you’re bruised and bloody and on the brink of death
What kind of (nsfw) punishments would they use?
If you weren’t confined to his room then he would definitely like to publicly humiliate you. Unfortunately, he’ll have to make do with just humiliating you in front of himself and Floyd on occasion
One of his most common punishments is marking you. Mostly hickeys, but you probably also have his initials carved into you somewhere
Pretty much any sexual punishment you can think of is something that he would do. Overstim, impact play, edging, nothing is really off the table
He’s also threatened to breed you a few times. Jade hates kids and never would risk getting you pregnant, but he thinks it’s funny how scared you get
What body parts of their darling do they like the most?
Though he has been exposed to legs for two years now, they still fascinate him which is part of the reason your thighs are his favorite part of you
He also likes the fact that you don’t have many important arteries in your thighs so he can bite down as hard as he wants without risking you bleeding out. You humans really are so fragile
You will probably never see your thighs original skin color again because they’re always covered in new and old bruises
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