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jomarchswritingjacket · 11 months

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if you’re gay then you dream of being at least one of these

feel free to replace gay with bi, pan, lesbian, ace, etc.

(and yes i did delete the original poll so i could add the gay vampire option)

#tumblr polls #polls #vampire #gay vampires #gay pirates #pirate #gay cowboy #cowboy #gay knights #knight #lgbtqia #lgbtqplus #queer #gay #lesbian #bi #bisexual #pan #pansexual #ace #asexual

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 7 months

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#vampire #vampires #pirates #pirate #venn diagram #fashion #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol

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cloudofbutterflies · 5 months

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#queer #gay #lesbian #lgbt #poll #vampire #vampires #cowboy #cowboys #pirates #pirate #werewolf #werewolves

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seekingvelvetcastles · 1 year

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glorious-void · 2 months

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A swashbuckling vampire for all you gays 🤗

#astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion fanart #astarion bg3 #astarion baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate fanart #bg3 fanart #vampire #pirate #my art #voidart #glorious void #fanart

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goobersplat · 17 days

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24 Halloween Rubber Ducks

#png #transparent #kidcore #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #toycore #toywave #toys #rubber duck #duck #Halloween #alien #cw clown #pumpkin #zombie #spider #spooky #vampire #pirate #bath toy

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drathe · 9 months

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Safe harbor

#my art #sketch #dungeons and dragons #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion x tav #astarion #astarion romance #pirate #elf #vampire #dnd #male tav #finished commissions #i have a soft spot for them

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askmrtorgue · 10 months

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HEY! YOU THERE! WANT TO PLAY A TABLETOP ADVENTURE WITH A PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER?

I'M MISTER TORGUE, AND THE NERD WHO HELPS ME LOG INTO THIS ACCOUNT ASKED ME TO DO AN AD FOR HIS SERVICES. I TOLD HIM I WOULD, BUT ONLY IF I GOT TO WRITE IT MYSELF. SO STRAP IN, DUMPSUCKS. IT'S PRODUCT PLACEMENT TIME:

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DO YOU WANT TO PLAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS BUT YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE TO RUN YOUR GAMES?

ARE YOU FED UP WITH A GAME MASTER WHO WON'T LET YOU STRAIGHT-UP MAKE OUT WITH THE VILLAINS OF THEIR STORY?

DO YOU WANT WANT TO LEARN TABLETOP RPGS BUT EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO EXPLAIN IT USES THINGS LIKE MATH AND SPREADSHEETS AND YOU CAN'T STOP THEM BECAUSE FATAL SUPLEXES ARE ILLEGAL ON YOUR PLANET?

THEN YOU NEED BENCOMPETENCE, PROFESSIONAL STORYTELLER AND GAME MASTER.

BRAOOWWWWW-CHICKABRAOW EXPLOSION NOISE HEREEEEEEEE!

BENCOMPETENCE HAS RUN OVER 100 PROFESSIONAL GAMES OF TABLETOP GAMES, INCLUDING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, CITY OF MIST AND MORE. HE HAS 100% POSITIVE REVIEWS FROM HIS CLIENTS, WHICH IS PROBABLY MORE THAN 34%.

NOT ONLY DOES BEN OWN A PAIR OF CAT-EAR HEADPHONES, HE EXCELS AT RIPPING YOUR HEART STRAIGHT OUT OF ITS RIBCAGE USING NOTHING BUT COMPELLING, ROMANCEABLE CHARACTERS AND BADASS EPIC ADVENTURES. IN FACT, EVEN HIS VILLAINS ARE SEXY AS F*CK. JUST CHECK OUT THIS VAMPIRE FROM ONE OF HIS CAMPAIGNS:

THIS DEATH DADDY IS ABSOLUTELY ABOUT TO KILL ME AND I DON'T GIVEN EVEN A SINGLE F*CK.

NOT YOUR STYLE? NO PROBLEM, PLAYER, HE ALSO OFFERS TERRIFYING MURDER MOMMIES!

THIS WOMAN COULD DRINK MY BLOOD AND I WOULD SAY "THANK YOU"

WANT TO GET EVEN MORE NUTS!? HOW ABOUT BEING A SH*TLOAD OF PIRATES THAT FIGHT MINDFLAYERS AND TENTACLE BEASTS!?

OR MAYBE EVEN ROMANCES THE TENTACLES BEAST?? I DON'T JUDGE

YOU DO YOU!!

THERE IS A 4% CHANCE THIS TENTACLED ABOMINATION WILL CUDDLE ME AND NOT EAT MY BRAINS AND I LIKE THOSE ODDS!!!

BENCOMPETENCE'S GAMES ARE INCLUSIVE AF AND BEGINNER-FRIENDLY, BECAUSE GATEKEEPING IS FOR SH*THEELS AND TRASHGUZZLERS. WHETHER YOU'RE BRAND NEW OR HAVE PLAYED A QUILLION SESSIONS, YOU WILL BE RIGHT AT HOME. ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU GET IN THERE AND KICK THE NARRATIVE'S ASS RIGHT IN ITS D*CK.

HE ALSO ASKED ME TO TELL YOU THAT SESSION 0'S ARE FREE, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!

WANT TO JOIN A TABLE? THEN LISTEN UP, F*CKTRUCKS, BECAUSE IT'S LIST TIME:

FIGHT OR MAYBE MAKE OUT WITH HOT EVIL VAMPIRES IN CURSE OF STRAHD (NOW AVAILABLE IN DEATH DADDY AND MURDER MOMMY)

I AM NOW STARING AT THE VAMPIRE AGAIN AND FORGOT THE NEXT BULLET POINT

JOIN CALL FROM THE DEEP , BE PIRATES, AND BLOW UP THE ENTIRE F*CKING OCEAN!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!

SOMETHING ABOUT LEARNING TABLETOP RPGS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DISCOUNTED SESSION

THERE'S A LOT MORE TO SAY, BUT THE NERD WRITING THIS SCRIPT STARTED TALKING ABOUT CHARACTER SHEETS AND SOMETHING CALLED NARRATIVE AGENCY, SO I HAD TO BEAT HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR UNTIL HE STOPPED. YOU CAN HELP PAY FOR THE BODYCAST I PUT HIM IN BY SIGNING UP TODAY!

END OF ADVERTISEMENT.

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shrimpscrawling · 9 months

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#I have nothing do do #I don’t even know what this is #I’m so so tired and delirious #I personally have grown up to realise I’m a werewolf girl #werewolf #vampire #mermaid #cryptid #pirates #unicorn #witchblr #witchcraft #witch #werewolf core #vampire core #gothic #dark academia #monster #i love polls

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ineffable-romantics · 9 months

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If witches and zombies exist in Good Omens, it begs the question what other supernatural entities might exist as well, and if Blackbeard and Stede Bonnet are actual historical figures, there is therefore no real evidence that Our Flag Means Death, What We Do In The Shadows, and Good Omens don't exist simultaneously within the same universe. In this essay, I will-

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serotoninswitch · 10 months

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#196 #r/196 #lgbtq #vampire #werewolf #pirates #cowboy

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cassianandfenrysaremyboyos · 2 years

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Love when male characters dress like sluts and whores. Like yes unbutton that shirt down to your navel, wear those tight pants and knee high boots, wear a cape with no shirt underneath

#the last one is #alucard #but also a fanart i love of #rhysand #lucien vanserra #castlevania #book boyfriend #and fan artists that draw them like this are doing the lords work #i really just described the duke from the moulin rouge musical lol #and maybe pirates??#books #reading #tv #movies #vampires

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m-for-now · 16 days

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As someone who is genderfae (microlabel under genderfluid), I have a lot of different experiences with gender.

I just wish someone told me sooner that it won't go like "today I'm a girl" "today I'm an enby" but more like ,,, "today I am a swamp witch" "today I am a feminine victorian vampire boy" "today I am a forest goblin collecting people's stares about my gender expression like shiny rocks on the ground" "today I'm an androgynous pirate lady"

Like,,, sure, are those real genders? I don't fucking now. If a cisgender person asked me what I identify as that day, would I answer like that? No, definitely not.

But to my genderqueer, trans and genderfluid friends; do you get me? I can't be alone with this, right?

#genderfluid #genderfae #gender expression #genderqueer #transgender #nonbinary #queer #questioning my gender yet again #gender crisis #gender #my gender soup has so many flavours you don't understand #i needed to explain to my friend that when i say i want to dress like the cutest victorian inspired goth vampire prince #it's not actually a male gender #like.. you would really think it is #but that is a very nonbiney gender somehow #don't ask me how #or maybe it does count as male?#but the femininest androgynous male you can think of #like cute pretty let me giggle like a little girl kinda feminine #i don't even know if half of these things make sense #“why don't you just say girl or enby”#because moon witch dark cottagecore female isn't the same #as go out in the sun and enjoy the breeze i command a ship androgynous pirate lady female #anyways

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ministarfruit · 2 months

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congrats on the new fit!!

#vtuber #holostars #holotempus #gavis bettel #pirate... vampire... who cares... he's slaying #I'm so stupid for saying this would be a quick painting #this was not a quick painting.#IT WAS FUN THOUGH I LOVE NEW FITS #WHEN I TELL YOU BEING A HOLOSTARS FAN THIS MONTH #IS JUST BEING DROWNED ALIVE #CHRIST STOP I NEED TO BREATHE #HAHAHAHA

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calciumdreams · 6 months

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so, uhhh, i wanted to make something for halloween and día de muertos but i forgot,, so... you get 2 x 1

#papyrus #papyrus undertale #undertale #corbell art #i always imagined papyrus dressing as a pirate with undyne #but seeing him as a vampire was too cute i just had to #i feel like papyrus would prefer catrinas over catrines #lotsss of colors and flowers #the catrin one is just like... a suit #enjoy the cool guy

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yourebeingsilly · 8 months

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I absolutely adore this particular timeline I get to live in ‘cause it basically keeps saying “take your favourite childhood hyperfixation and turn it into a canonically very gay tv show”

#gay vampires #gay angels and demons #gay time and space travellers #gay pirates #no wait those were actually gay before #but like still #good omens #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #iwtv #interview with the vampire #star trek #spn #our flag means death #ofmd #what a time to be gay really

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