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gr33kgod · 1 year
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Male gaze: Female gaze:
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corinthianrm0 · 1 year
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COMMISSIONS are OPEN!! there are only 7 slots available so be fast or they'll get claimed!
(Terms of Service are in the last pic)
you can also DM here on Tumblr for any info/to commission me!
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curlyburp · 3 months
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Realized the importance of Tumblr tags last night as I had a very specific video in mind but couldn't find it bc I couldn't for the life of me remember what I tagged it as
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lukewarmairisyummy · 7 months
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hi
Weee
I have this too, i Don't post there often, Like every 2-3 months. Mainly Speedpaints of my art :)
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cipheramnesia · 4 months
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Tumblr stop recommending me horny sapphic blogs that all say men dni in the pinned post, go back to sending me posts from the one that's just horny all the time please, I want the fat furries and the queer freaks that are way less respectably normal about me and my body.
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mariana-oconnor · 2 years
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The AO3 search/filtering system has just ruined me for every other search function ever. I genuinely go onto websites, click 'advanced search' and then look at what paltry options they've given me in utter horror. How does anyone find anything? How do people survive?
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neil-gaiman · 2 years
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gay stuff
Some half-assed reply.
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genericfox · 1 year
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The idea of saying literally anything online makes me fall into a little hyperventilating ball in the corner that could be reasonably mistaken for a overgrown dying sewer rat.
Obviously, that means I've picked the wrong fucking place to be.
so hi.
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uncanny-tranny · 10 months
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The whole "breasts shouldn't be politicized because the primary purpose of breasts is to feed babies!" can be a fine jumping-off point, but I really wish people thought deeper than that when we talk about the ways in which bodies are politicized and restricted.
Like, why's it that when we talk about breasts, they must have some Higher Purpose? It's true that breasts aren't inherently sexual, but they aren't valuable solely because they can potentially feed a baby. A human body doesn't have to serve a Higher Purpose in order for it to not be legislated against or policed, and I just wish people would remember it isn't always about babies, about other people, about anything else other than the people who have that body.
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chuuyanakaahara · 7 months
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i think i know how to describe every sskk mischaracterization ever.
atsushi is more likely to call someone a cunt than akutagawa.
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gr33kgod · 10 months
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I really don’t give a shit about the politics of the Witcher show just give me found family traveling and killing monsters
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privitivium · 1 month
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i couldn't find any information if requests were open or not so I'm so sorry in advance if they're not-
could i just request more mean sadistic reader? any cute or pathetic yandere who just absolutely adores you and in return they get bullied and teased.
dont fret, if the button wasnt there then they would be closed. :3
submissive, "pathetic" yandere x mean, sadistic male reader.
both amab, tw;; ur a jerk, but he adores you. so. masturbation, degredation, somnophilia
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it was his own fault,,, being so whiny and annoying. it didnt help that he liked it either. being so mean to him... your little darling boyfriend - after finding out that he would go to such lengths for you, it would be wise to give him what he wants. you. it was awkward at first, knowing this guy has harmed people just because he was jealous they were spending time with you - but now.. youve gotten into the rhythm of giving it back to him. in a less... murderous way. bullying him. this little guy...! seemingly so helpless but so strong that he rivals you??!! it was cute. you couldn't deny that,,, yet you call him disgusting, never letting him know that you find him to be cute.
ㅡpushing him aside to get to the fridge, roughly... "fucking brat, get out of my way." this was toxic. you'd never treat someone, your lover like this forreal, right? of course not - but this guy, knowing his past, he's free game.
your boyfriend yelps softly, trembling before fixing himself up; "aauh,, sorry..." then giggling behind his dainty hand, all flustered. dont laugh at me you little twerp... ㅡ "yeah, yeah... whatever." waving him off, grunting in annoyance as you feel your face grow warm... fucking cutie. so irritating. following you around the house, still so enraptured with you that youre really here - dating him... but youre a little meaner than he remembers.
ㅡyou liked touching him, too. he loved that you did - he was a little creep. nearly like a ... dog if it was a human... so eager to please their master - whining that he'll be good for no apparent reason, fucking brat. nuzzling into your bicep and cuddling your arm, cooing to himself and getting all hard because it's you who he's touching.
"get the fuck off me!" smacking him lightly on the thigh, pushing him away. annoyed and erect as you felt his boner brush against your hand.
his eyes grow watery - and he nearly smiles before shyly hiding his face and nuzzling into you again, "mm-mmh.. m' sorryy..." he whimpers. such an annoying sound !! bad dog, you wanted to throw him on the bed and restrain him from bothering you. but you know he'd just break free and jerk off in the meantime..
ㅡmmm... catching him as he was trying to fondle you while you slept.
he yelps in surprise - eyes widening and face burning with embarrassment; rigid as your hand snatched his wrist and yanking him away from touching your soft cockㅡ"touching me while i'm sleeping? youre fucking sick." you snapped at him - nearly baring your teeth; gripping his wrist in your hand and yanking him over into your chest. "you're so tiny, how could someone as small as you be so damn deranged?" you continue to grumble, arms wrapping around his waist and burying your face in the crook of his neck,,, he trembles, breathing in shakily. offering no response - too dumbstruck, in awe... he couldn't help himself. popping a boner like a disgusting little virgin even though he wasn't... nerd.
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weinzapfel · 29 days
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damniteggs · 4 months
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my 30+ year old coworkers had no idea what the fuck a copypasta was and I think I might’ve traumatized them
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spacedlexi · 7 months
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whatever. reduces you down to your simplest shapes
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saessenach · 1 month
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We're settled where we should be.
Bertha & George Russell in Never The New, episode 1 of The Gilded Age
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