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#tsundere incorrect quotes
karmaspidr · 10 months
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Laura: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Peter: That’s not a lot of inches.
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luxthestrange · 1 month
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WHB Incorrect quotes#26 Tasked failed successfully?...
Levi* Reading a book "How To Tell If Your Crush Like You"*...Step 1:Talk to them...And Risked being Percieved?....
Levi*Closes the book and throws it out the window,with a blush and pout*...NO-
Mc*Who came for a visit to see if he wanted to hang out...and was hit in the head with a book*OW!?-...*Catches it and reads the title*...Oh! This could be useful for me to know if Levi likes me!-Talk to crush?...EASY!-
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Does this even count-
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poppy5991 · 3 months
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Dabi: My therapist said I should learn how to express things to my…colleagues or whatever.
Toga: He meant friends. Express affection for his friends.
Dabi: Shigaraki, you-
Shigaraki: …
Dabi: areeee…
Shigaraki: You good?
Dabi: I’m having an asthma attack. This is all your fault.
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nutterbuttermother · 1 year
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YN: I got you a bracelet
Sukuna: ew why
YN: wow rude
YN: just give it back if you don’t want it so bad
Sukuna: don’t fucking touch it it’s mine
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paninicupcakke · 13 days
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The Tf2 Mercs opinions on these cookies:
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Engie: That looks like a biohazard. But with milk it’d be alright.
Spy: Are you serious? That is an abomination of a cookie. Real homemade cookies and pastries always beat these cheap, disgusting knock offs.
Sniper:
*eyes red & visibly drooling*
Those are so dry but so damn good. I could fuck up that whole box. Just gimme an hour.
Scout: Dude same. Last time I had those I ended up dippin’ mine in water cuz we were all outta milk.
Didn’t taste half bad.
Engie: Now that’s just desperate.
Heavy: I agree. They are very dry. But with milk is tasty.
Medic: Ja. They are only good with milk or any other milk substitute. They taste amazing paired with vanilla almond milk.
Soldier: You queers with your nut milk. Only a true American can eat these cookies raw with no beverage! Just as God intended!
Pyro: I can only eat the pink ones with strawberry milk :3 🍓🥛
Demo: *leans into Spy’s ear*
Are ya seein’ this shit Spy? We’re the only ones here with any good taste.
Spy: Indeed. It is such a shame these men have never experienced a delicious homemade frosted sugar cookie. Or one from a proper bakery that is.
Demo: Yeah. Baked goods are best when made at home and not in some shitty lil factory. Real hands make the best desserts.
*folds arms*
Spy: Precisely.
I am going to make some and show everyone what the hell they are missing out on!!!
*clenches his fists & storms off to the kitchen*
Demo: I’ll help ya!
*follows right behind him*
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icespur · 1 month
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Incorrect Quotes Akeshu #103
Akechi: How do I make a date really romantic? Ann: Be mysterious. Akechi: Okay! *later, while on a date with Akiren* Akiren: So where are we going? Akechi: None of your fucking business.
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hopeluna-archived · 2 years
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Introducing closeted simp Lucifer
*in the garden*
Lucifer: what are you doing?
MC: *smiles* smelling the roses
Lucifer: *scoffs* weird....wish I was that rose
MC: what?
Lucifer: I SAID YOU'RE GROSS
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zetadraconis11 · 3 months
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HL Incorrect Quote #70
Imelda: WHO TOOK MY DESSERT? WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, THEY-
Garreth: I did...
Imelda: -will be forgiven because everyone deserves second chances.
Sebastian:
Ominis:
Sebastian: If that were us, we would have been dead!
Ominis: Indeed. ...You didn't steal anything from her, right?
Sebastian: No! I learned from second year to not have a death wish!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 1 month
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Spy: Merde! The last thing I need now is a new friend, I have enough of a hard time avoiding all the ones I have now!
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Seonghwa: Okay, let's be honest... you love me Hongjoong:... I would literally sell you for a moldy sandwich. Seonghwa: Last night you came into my room, charged my phone, fixed my blanket and gave me a forehead kiss. Hongjoong: I-I thought you were asleep?!?
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truck0kun · 9 months
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Yuuji : *tripping over anything in the way*
Megumi : *blushes* he's such an idiot.
Nobara : dude stop, you are so obvious.
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karmaspidr · 1 year
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Flight Attendant: Now before we take off, please make sure that allbsmallbitems are secure.
Peter: Looks at Laura
Laura: What?
Peter: Do you feel safe?
Laura: I will hit you!!
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lunaxx08 · 11 days
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2017 deva : *does something charming like the charming rat he is*
2017 varadha : i don't care.
bilaal, narrating : but varadha raja mannar did care.
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newkatzkafe2023 · 4 months
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Wukong Verse incorrect quotes #7 Ew Affection🤢
(Y/N) is scene petting both Heroes is Back wukong and Monkey king reborn Wukong
(Monkey king reborn Wukong): What the hell is This😠
(Hero is back Wukong): She Calls it Affection😒
(Monkey king reborn): Disgusting😡
(Hero is Back Wukong): I know right😮‍💨
(Y/N) suddenly stop petting them
(Both Wukongs) DID I SAY YOU CAN STOP?!?!?🤬🤬🤬🤬
(The other wukongs) Those Two I swear😓😥😮‍💨
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ap-kinda-lit · 9 months
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Kagome: I’m back! Did you miss me?
Inuyasha, internally: You are my most favorite person in the whole world. You make everything easier and brighter and I would do anything for you. I can’t imagine a life without you. I would wait 500 years for you if I had to. There aren’t enough ways to describe how much you mean to me and how much I love you.
Inuyasha, out loud: Keh, no.
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priskicastel · 1 year
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Last memes for now because I'll be hiatus again to start focusing on praising samuel seo🙏
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