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varadha : well, deva and i finally did it!
the rest of the squad : *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
varadha : that's right... we finally kissed!
deva, next to varadha with a smug face :
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varadha: *existing*
deva: i fucked up
varadha:
deva: BUT HOW DARE THEY?! THAT’S WHY I FUCKED UP
varadha:
deva:
varadha:
deva: i’m really sorry.
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Deva: you’re killing my tough guy personality
Varadha: who’s a good kitty?
Deva: meeeeeee :3
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Varadha: deva and i dont have nicknames for eachother, thats cringe.
Baachi: sure thing…*brings out a dog*
Varadha:*crouches down* Awwww where’s my good boy?
Deva: *from next room* I’M HERE!
Baachi: Never lie to my face again
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Varadha: We need to distract the guards.
Deva: Right.
Varadha: What are we going to do?
Deva: I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them.
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Somewhere in the world a woman being oppressed:
Deva, waking up in cold sweat: something’s wrong
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Varadha: Fight me!
Deva, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Radha Rama: I thought you and Deva were dating
Varadha: No, why would you think that?
Baachi: Actually, I also thought you two were dating.
Bhaarava: If you thought Varadha and Deva were dating, raise your hand
Everyone in the plot and the audience: raises their hand
Varadha:
Varadha: Deva, put your hand down
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Amma: So are u a big spoon or a small spoon....
Deva: I am no spoon.. I am a knife.. 🔪
** from his room ***
Varadha : He is the big spoon....
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Varadha: I love you
Deva: I love you too my little mango peach cake
Baachi: This is the family groupchat
Rama: Why tf did you even add those two
Baachi: Bc I knew they would do some gay ass shit like this
Baba: I knew it.
Rudra: shocked emoji
Baachi: ...
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deva : we should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. what if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? what if it’s congenital? oh my god! was it me? did i hurt you? was i too harsh?
varadha : …you realise any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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deva’s mother: my son is an angel
deva: *kills men*
deva’s mother: he won’t hurt a fly
deva: *kills more men*
varadha: *appears*
deva’s mother: YOU ARE WHY MY SON BECAME A DEVIL—
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Varadha: if I died, how much would you miss me?
Deva: it's cute that you think death can separate us
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Deva: show me your scars
Varadha: why
Deva: i want to see how many times you needed me and i wasn’t there
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Deva: Hey, wake up!
Deva: I just murdered your entire family.
Varadha: Wha- I live alone!
Deva: Huh? Then who are these people in your house?
Varadha: THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE??
Deva: Well not anyyymorrEEE!
Varadha:
Deva: Dumb bitch! You could’ve DIED! YOU’RE WELCOME!
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Deva: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Varadha: I think you mean cards.
Deva pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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