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memingursa · 3 months
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disastertriowriting · 4 months
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Wrecker: Omega, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Omega, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size: Spooky.
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damsnackbar1313 · 10 months
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Nico: Will... I think we should be more than friends
Will: Best friends?
Nico: No..
Will: Best friends forever?
Nico: More than that..
Will: Super best friends??
Nico: Even more..
Will(really happy): SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTRA BEST FRIENDS?!?!
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hawkinsincorrect · 6 days
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Steve: Hey, can I stay in your house tonight?
Nancy: Why?
Steve: Dustin fiddled with a ouija board and cursed the house.
Steve: Robin doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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muqingfx · 4 months
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Feng Xin: *kisses Mu Qing's cheek*
Mu Qing: what is this
Feng Xin: affection
Mu Qing: disgusting.
Mu Qing: ...do it again
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incorrect-nevermore · 11 months
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Annabel: Wanna taste some fine English dinning?
Lenore, feeling the American instinct TM to make fun of the English: Darling, there is no fine dining in England, invaded half the fucking world for their spices and refuses to use any of them.
Annabel: I was about to invite you to bed but now I feel like I should argue with you.
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goreking890 · 10 months
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A small difference 🎸🕷🌻🍵👻
pavitr: ok, what if you painted your nails and dyed your hair the same colour! Omg that would be silly 😂
Gwen: omg nooooo lmao
Gwen: pav, you're crazy lmao
Pavitr: I knowwww 😂
Gwen: okay, I'm going to do it !!
Pavitr: yesss
[ meanwhile with Punkflower]
Hobie: you see that person over there
Miles: yeah?
Hobie: stab'em and fuck the wound,mate
Miles: excuse me, what the fucking hell is wrong with you,bro
Hobie: piss on them
Miles: the fuck!?
Hobie: bro, I'm messing with you
Miles: oh good, but seriously the hell be going on in your head to be saying crazy shit like that 💀
Hobie: what? I'm not allowed to say what's on my mind
Miles: no no its fine, but hobie do have some intrusive thoughts?
Hobie: maybe....
Hobie: you wanna make out ?
Miles: yes
[ miles and hobie makeout for 4 hours ]
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embersvampyboi · 2 years
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Hannibal the kinda mf to tell Will “im jealous of your heart cuz its pumping inside you and im not”
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frog-0n-a-l0g · 7 months
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🍃🔥avatars💨💅
Gavin: ok but like at least I know what I am, ur still in denial about being gay w a WHOLE ASS BF
Damien: ok well atleast I don’t have a whole ass personality disorder about not knowing who or what I am and feeling unlovable
Gavin: ok 1 you do think you’re unlovable and 2 THATS in the past I got over my shit.
Gavin: you however…
Huxley: should we just let this go on?
Lasko: I don’t think we could stop it if we tried
FL: plus it’s entertaining
Damien: imagine living for like 100s of years and only JUST NOW finding someone that actually likes you
Gavin: bitch your mom dosnt even like you
FL: oh shit
Lasko: me personally I would not let that slide…
Damien: shut the fuck up you air headed no back bone having no family having can’t say shit right despite NONSTOP talking head ass up yes the fuck you would
Lasko: yes I would, I apologize
Huxley: Jesus?!?
FL: bro just got bodied on the side lines😭
Gavin: imagine being so hot headed despite making your life goal not to be that you snap at someone else who wasn’t even in the fight…
Gavin: couldn’t be me💅
Damien: YOU MOTHER FUC-
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Jax would do that....
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sanrio-gyal · 20 days
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Deidara and Hidan are the types of guys to look at a solar eclipse without zero eye protection because one dared the other to and neither can back down from a challenge. They also think they’re too strong for some sun rays and take the warnings as a suggestion.
Sasori and Kakuzu watch as their partners squint into the sky laughing to themselves knowing their eyesight is deteriorating by the second.
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katsuizu-stuff · 2 years
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I find it funny how everyone shown here has a different opinion about Bakugo’s hero name yet they are still the same in a way but I can’t help but imagine how Deku’s reaction would be the first time he hears it. It will probably be like this…
Katsuki: GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!!
Izuku: THAT’S KACCHAN’S HERO NAME?! KACCHAN THAT’S AMAZING! YOU FINALLY HAVE A HERO NAME! I CAN’T WAIT TO WRITE IT IN MY NOTEBOOK. KACCHAN’S THE BEST! *mumble mumble mumble*
Katsuki: DAMN NERD! IT’S KACCHAN TO YOU!
Izuku: Huh? But-
Katsuki now furious: IT’S KACCHAN!
Izuku: Ok ok it’s Kacchan
Katsuki now happy/satisfied: And it will stay that way
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disastertriowriting · 6 months
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Wrecker: Crosshair, Omega, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Crosshair, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Omega is sitting atop: Oh nothing much. Omega: I love you too :)
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witchondrugs · 1 year
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If you look closely thing is in every photo
Thanks to @atdeadofwrite for the idea 💡. Feel free to leave your own ideas for me to draw 😁
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straight4joekeery · 1 year
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Steve walking into the kitchen and seeing all his limes peeled: Eddie, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Eddie, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Hawks: Dom or sub?
Twice: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category, though…
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