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frog-0n-a-l0g · 6 months

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✨the Wild West🤠✨

Angel: guys

Angel: guys guys guys

Sh: omg no caps?

Sh: a momentous event

Babe: do I need to bring reinforcements?

Sam: oh lord I really hope this gc is calming down

Angel: only for this moment

Angel: me and Davey were having a movie night and Ik he’s had a hard time at work so I offered to massage his shoulders right?

Sam: mhm?

Angel: he’s now asleep in my lap hugging my waist and it’s the cutest shit ever

[angel has sent an attachment]

Sh: omg that is so cute

Sam: that giant terror of a man snuggles?

Angel: yes he does😌

Babe: only in private

Babe: the most I’ve seen in public is holding hands

Sh: lol Milo does that

Sh: I mean he’s affectionate in front of ppl tho

Sam: well shit

angel: look at my man’s

Angel: I love him sm

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lucienarcheron · 17 days

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So I finished Fourth Wing…and I am deeply upset about a particular thing that happens in the end that I don’t think I’ll recover from.

#fourth wing #it pertains to a certain death which I will not name for spoilers #but HOW DARE RY HOW DARE SHEEEEEE #I AM SO MAD #this is going to be my hater series lmao #I don’t care about anyone else #except my bby who died #literally said in the group chat if anything happens to [ redacted ] I will k everyone in this room and then myself #AND THEY LET ME CONTINUE TO BE ATTACHED #betrayal at its finest #gp #gigi reads #I see your asks bby!!! I will get to inbox later <3

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messenger-of-stupidity · 9 months

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Roll for Persuasion

I'm back with more Shaw Mates group chats. And it's still literally nothing but crack. Enjoy!

CW: GN Listener characters (any gendered terms are purely used for the meme and should not be taken seriously), Cursing, Crack, Kind of suggestive because Angel can't stop

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Summary: Angel needs to be jailed, Baabe is an accomplice, Sweetheart has a masterplan, and Sam is barely surviving in this.

Taglist: @wib-was-here @4letteraroace @moon0o

Angel: i learned smthn togay

Baabe: to gay or not to gay that is the question.

Sweetheart: Is this an actually valuable lesson or do I need to call the morgue to prepare for your body to come in

Angel: ...

Angel: n e wayz

Angel: i learned that daveys bag is in fact not waterproof

Sweetheart: Oh my god what did you do

Baabe: howd you find out?

Angel: i spilled water in it

Baabe: water in his valentino white bag?! WAGAOUWAH

Angel: mm doesnt hit the same

Baabe: no it really doesnt.

Sweetheart: Youre fucked

Angel: ah ha ha chad lip bite

Sam: Put it in the dryer?

Angel: ...

Angel: oh

Baabe: i just banged my ankle.

Angel: oh my god why did u do that

Baabe: IM GONNA CHOKE YOU! IT WASNT ON PURPOSE

Angel: ehrfiuerhfr i just dont know why youd want to fuck your ankle

Baabe: i banged it against a cabinet corner! i bruised it. it hurt. i did not fuck my ankle whats wrong with you?

Angel: must be the lack of oxygen

Sweetheart: I just went through the drivethru like twelve times and left each time because i didnt want to talk to people

Baabe: omg thats so asher coded of you.

Sam: I promise it will be okay. You'll even get food.

Angel: you were comin and goin

Angel: kum and go

Angel: ejaculate and evacuate

Baabe: i hope you know that jesus sleeps in your hair every night.

Sweetheart: Peanut butter is an ointment fight me

Baabe: i want proof.

Sweetheart: Its thick and can be used as a protective coating

Angel: you know what else is thick and can be used as a protective coating

Angel: daveys

Sam: That's enough internet for Angel.

Sam: Lirc?

Sweetheart: If I remember correctly

Sam: What's that?

Baabe: acronym for iirc.

Sam: What's iirc?

Angel: if i remember correctly

Sam: Remember what?

Sweetheart: I am fearing for my life

Sam: Why?

Sweetheart: Im home alone and theres a single slice of cheese on the counter

Sweetheart: Just lying there

Sam: Oh dear?

Sweetheart: I DIDNT PUT THAT THERE AND AGGRO SURE AS HELL DIDNT

Angel: were in your walls

Baabe: feed us the cheese

Baabe: we crave it

Angel: c h e e s e

Angel: what uni did yall go to

Baabe: stanford. worst years of my life

Sweetheart: DAMN

Sam: Same as Sweetheart.

Sam: What about you, Angel?

Angel: i went to ugh

Sam: I don't recognize that acronym.

Baabe: AHHAHAHHAHAHA

Angel: university of giving head

Sam: Goodbye.

Angel: CATSUP BLAST

Sweetheart: This is why we need to destroy capitalism

Baabe: CATSUP BLAST

Sam: What the hell is Catsup Blast?

Angel:

Baabe:

Sweetheart: Unrelated but Im seeing a lot of 6 x Gabriel stuff

Baabe: not surprised.

Sam: Is this that "old man yaoi" Angel keeps talking about?

Angel: KAHFDSGHHJ

Sweetheart: Sometimes self care is watch an hour and a half video about the JFK assassination

Baabe: you might benefit from some therapy.

Sweetheart: Homestuck is for true warriors. Those who have been heartbroken so many time they dont know how to feel or see anymore. Homestuck is for those who have experienced true pain yet still push through knowing no matter how much they face Homestuck is by their side supporting them. Homestuck is the reason for so many differences in the world and is the reason outcasts and popular kids have one thing in common. Homestuck is for those who dont feel emotions as theyve lost the ability to feel them years ago when that flame died out because of childhood issues and now the only thing they have left to bring them the tiniest bit of inspiration is Homestuck. Homestuck is for kids that have no where to turn to, teens who are on the brink of killing off their family, and for adults who have lost complete control of their lives. Homestuck is badass. Homestuck has caused many wars and won all of them, Homestuck has no barriers and does not abide to any man nor woman nor god, homestuck is above god itself. Homestuck doesnt even have a concept of god inside its intellectual brain because it knows its the reason for every good, bad, and neutral thing to happen to mankind and thats what matters. Homestuck could be legally clarified as a bible. Homestuck is for the fainthearted and isnt for the sensitive types or the crybabies. Its for true motherfuckers who know where they are in life and what the fuck theyre doing with themselves. Of course you think its cringe but maybe youre just projecting onto the homestuck because you have never felt such power or control over your own life and need to belittle those who have something greater than power. They have homestuck. Homestuck fans are the type to find your exact location and multiple different closed off social medias because you dont have the same opinion as them. I suggest next time you know your place and keep your mouth shut. Homestuck isnt cringe and isnt for weak nerds like you

Baabe: fuck you im not reading all that.

Angel: all i asked was if you wanted pesto on your pasta or marinara omg calm down

Sam: What is Homestuck?

Baabe: i havent cleaned my kitchen for a month blegh

Sweetheart: If it isnt gross I think youre fine but if it is then clean your damn kitchen

Angel: HOLY SHIT a month??

Baabe: yeah theres twelve of them.

Angel: *leans on expensive buffalo* heyyy

Angel: *bugatti

Baabe: nope youve sealed your fate.

Sweetheart: Im gonna cook your buffalo.

Angel: LEVAE HERBERT ALONE

Sam: I'm done.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted verse #redacted shaw pack #redacted shaw pack mates #redacted shaw pack mates group chat #redacted sam #redacted angel #redacted sweetheart #redacted baabe #redacted baaabe

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lostinanothersmemories · 1 year

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modern david and angel fights are just angel shaking their butt at david and him saying its flat and them weeping about their loveless marriage while draped across him as he plays his best attempt at being a statue

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #he knows it made it to the group chat when asher sniffles and calls him heartless the next pack meeting

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ktsumu · 3 months

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KIT IM WITH U I USE SNAPCHAT ALL THE TIME ITS LIKE MY TOP FIVE 😭😭

anon was JUDGINGGGG like please i’m still just a gal. plus even if it’s like cringe or whatever it’s still convenient because i’ve met so many people in my lectures through it that it’s humbling

#‘hey do you go to [redacted] i saw you in quick add’ like yeah #i signed into my uni on there so i just keep meeting people it’s fun!! it’s lively!!#would rather be sending screenshots back and forth through a group chat than on outlook #asks

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herawell · 7 months

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#negativity cw #mother mention cw #if there’s one good thing about last eeekend’s meltdown #now I know that even after almost a year of therapy which supposedly ‘saved’ her marriage to my dad #my mom still feels no compunctions about last year’s Dec 20 and 21 screamfests #where she told me she would be gifting my dad a divorce for Xmas and it would be my fault #for trying to [redacted] herself in front of me while I whisper screamed for her not to #for blaming me every year since age 13 for their marriage being in the rocks #after a year of therapy and imploring me to seek therapy myself #she still doesn’t regret any of it #I vowed to myself after last year’s Christmas meltdown that I would never get them any kind of anniversary gift again #not after a decade of being blamed as a child for their issues #and now I feel no remorse about that decision #no flowers no chocolates no cards no special surprises #I’m the eldest child and earning close to six figures and not a penny of it will go to celebrating their Union #and i don’t care how bad it makes me look #she can get a one-line ‘congrats’ in the family WhatsApp group chat and that’s it #you don’t get to scream at me every 18 months ever since I was 14 #that I am the one strain on your otherwise faultless marriage #that it’s my fault my siblings will grow up in a broken home #that it’s my fault we’ll have to sell the family home of 30 years to pay for the divorce #and never apologize at all even years down the line when I’m an adult and you’ve had your ‘character development’#and expect me to celebrate your Union #it’s very very petty and idk if she’ll notice bc I’ve never really made anniversary gifts for them before #but that’s my revenge

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latenightsleeper · 1 year

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Idk what’s happening in the DAMN group chat but there’s definitely something going on, Freelancer is just here man

It has been a second since I’ve drawn my FL but here they are! In all their stoner glory! Ima be honest the weed is what’s been holding them together speaking from experience they really enjoy playing the guitar and it’s electric counterparts, they don’t really sing all that often despite their Filipino genes but hey, they still got the music in em so it’s a pass. They managed to find a few nice and interesting places to play and smoke so this is one of the places

#art #latenightsleeper #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted freelancer #redacted asmr freelancer #redacted audio freelancer #redacted audio fanart #redacted asmr fanart #gendered listener #give freelancer a minute and they’ll send a picture of a cat in the group chat #it’ll calm Damien #they smoke with Lasko sometimes bc they have more stuff than he dose #tw // smoking

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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Name A More Iconic Duo

#nothing will turn you into an amateur detective faster than picking up bisexual vibes from your parental unit #the family group chat (shared sibling mind meld) going WILD after Tuvok talks to a man they hypothesize might be an old flame #Tuvok #Elieth #Varith #Asil #Sek isn't here bc he's cishet v_v #Also - unrelated but I headcanon Tuvok's family is THAT family #they have a family newsletter...they do whatever the Vulcan equivalent of sending out cards for every holiday is...#they eat every meal possible together...suburban as hell #The Most Typical Vulcan Family... <3 #bee doodles #st voyager art #st voyager #Sek: (going through the separate sibling group chat on his holophone or whatever).........................why does this matter.#Asil/Elieth/Varith: You Don't Understand. You Will Never Understand.#[REDACTED] family shenanigans

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frog-0n-a-l0g · 6 months

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Damien calling Gavin

Gavin: yes?

Damien: hey are you and freelancer ok?

Gavin: as far as I know yes why?

Damien: well-

[freelancer driving and screaming to ain’t shit by Doja cat]

FL: YOU KEPT SECRETS AND YOUR COUSIN TOLD ME THAT SO LOGICAL THINKING IS JUST SOMETHING THAT YOU LACK

Damien: I know that you can hear that and umm… they’re singing that very… passionately

Gavin: …well I hope everything’s ok but shit now I don’t know

Damien: yea you should probably talk to them or something lasko is horrified for you

Gavin: ok thanks I will bye wildfire

Damien: bye

Later that night

Gavin texting freelancer

Gavin: hey freelancer are we ok?

FL: yea ofc why?

Gavin: well Damien called me while you were um

Gavin: singing from your heart

FL: omfg baby that’s not bc of you I just really like that kind of music

Gavin: are you sure?

FL: yes we’re ok i promise❤️

Gavin: ok I’ll see you soon❤️

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blutomindpretzel · 2 years

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More Redacted listener as best besties content where??? WHEN??? THIS IS ME BEGGING ERIK A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE MATES TO BE CHAOTIC.

They absolutely make Mac and cheese in the kitchen together at four am, also pouring different alcohols into the food and trying them out. “AY MILO YOU GOTTA TRY THIS VODKA MAC AND CHEESE SHIT RN COME HERE” ….yeah they’re wasted as fuck. Angel has done various different shots off of Sweetheart and Babe.

Just- in an audio- at a pack event or something- the boys reacting to all the crazy shit they’ve done together and for the dialogue (that I know isn’t possible because they’re fucking listeners), it’s just silence with the occasional David scoff, Asher laugh, and Milo’s sarcastic commentary.

Sweetheart picking Babe up (because Sweetheart is strong asf), and throwing them over their shoulder. “Yeah sorry Ash, I’ll be borrowing this for a little while.” And as they carry Babe away, the hallway echos with deranged laughter and the occasional “ASH!!! ANGEL!!! HELP.”

#redacted asmr #they’re best friends your honor #redacted angel #redacted babe #redacted sweetheart #redacted asmr asher #redacted milo #redacted david #group chat has me crying rn #YES DARLIN AND ANGEL HAVE MADE OUT AND YES DARLIN HAS FUCKED SWEETHEART BEFORE

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messenger-of-stupidity · 1 year

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Soup is for nerds

WOW ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE DONE ONE OF THESE!!

Welcome back to the Shaw Pack Mates Super top secret and totally unknown by anyone outside of the group groupchat. (Name trademarked by Angel.)

Whether these are real conversations I’ve overheard/seen/partaken in or not is entirely unknown and shall stay that way.

CW: Crack, Angel needs to learn what boundaries are but not in a toxic way, Sam is asking for a god to save him he’s not picky on which god he’ll even rely on science it doesn’t even need to be religious, Sweetheart please for the love of the universe put the cat down, Baabe why are you just sitting there laughing?

Actual CW: Crack, mentions to others being sneaky link/hoes/sluts but in a friendly platonic way, GN listeners. Any reference to gendered terms is purely for the memes and not to be taken seriously.

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Angel: im so disappointed in u all

Sam: Oh dear. What’s upset you now?

Angel: is that lip im hearing

Baabe: if my boss finds out im on my phone right now im so dead. so whats wrong bb?

Sweetheart: Tracking down a covert breaker. Cant talk rn.

Sam: Now I’m actually concerned. Is this genuine, or is Angel being Angel again?

Angel: not one of u said ‘congrats on ur nuptials’

Sam: I wasn’t aware anyone called marriage nuptials anymore, but also if I’m not mistaken you two have yet to have your wedding since you both are still planning it?

Baabe: CONGRATS ON YOUR NUPTIALS YOU SILLY GOOSE

Angel: this is why im marrying with baabe

Baabe: LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Angel: ooooooo teeaaaaa

Sweetheart: That’s what he said.

Sam: I think one day I will gather the strength to leave this groupchat.

Angel: oh ill just add u back and then kidnap u to drag u to my basement so u cant ever try to leave me again

Sam: Angel what the fuck.

Angel: HE DIDNT USE A COMMA IM THE REAL WINNER HERE

Baabe: to defeat the huns~

Angel: im so upset rn its not even funny like i cant live laugh love under these conditions

Baabe: aweeee what’s wrong bby?

Sam: Is there something I could do to help? I will if I can.

Angel: hang on i gotta wait for sweetheart to respond so i can get all the attention necessary

Sweetheart: Sorry I was just filming a tiktok with Aggro. Whats up

Angel: perfect all my three hoes are here

Sam: I resent being called that, but I also recognize my powerlessness in getting you to change it, so continue.

Angel: do yall even have any clue how expensive it is to buy a mcdonalds bouncy house

Sweetheart: Why are you trying to buy a bouncy house

Baabe: ngl i’m kinda curious about that too

Angel: well i could just buy it because ur bitch is rich rich but i share a joint account with my mega alpha gigachad of a finance so i cant buy it without him noticing but i wanna keep it a surprise so theres just a bouncy house in our backyard when he comes home

Sam: Don’t you mean your ‘fiance’?

Angel: no i mean finance im just with davey for his money but my real loves is my three hoes in this gc

Sweetheart: Youre so romantic Angel

Baabe: ikr? like just marry me already

Angel: anyways this is my way of asking u to buy me a bouncy house who wants the privilege

Angel: DONT JUST LEAVE ME ON READ YOU SLUTS

Angel: SOS

Baabe: whats wrong sneaky link?

Sam: Once again, I am confused whether or not this is a serious thing or Angel is playing up the dramatics again.

Sweetheart: I can send you a picture of my son if that will help

Angel: yes pls i miss my baby boy Angel: and also were out of sugary cereal and davey is making me eat his yucky worm food

Sweetheart: WHY DID YOU WRITE SOS? THIS IS A 911 EMERGENCY!

Baabe: dw bb i got u. just ask him why hes giving you his dog food.

Angel: oooo good idea hell take it away then and tell me to just starve and give me the chance to naruto run to sams house for breaky

Sam: Now hold on just a minute. I don’t recommend doing that Angel, also I don’t need to eat food and Darlin isn’t here for me to have any reason to make breakfast. I think you’ll survive a morning without your cereal.

Angel: YALL HE THREW A PLASTIC SPOON AT ME HALP

Baabe: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sweetheart: rip

Angel: You’re next. - David

Baabe: oh fuck

Sweetheart: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sam: rip

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted shaw pack #redacted mates group chat #redacted mates #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted baabe #redacted asher #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted darling #redacted shaw pack mates

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ephxmerrxl · 2 years

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the mates gc when anything slightly funny happens throughout the day

#redacted asmr #redacted angel #redacted sweetheart #redacted babe #mates group chat #these three have like hour long talks on the phone #about literally anything

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kinnbig · 1 year

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perth and woody are my favourites of the thc cast so far but also if perth wins and gets roles in more boc projects you know i’m gonna be soooo confused about it. i can’t have two biases called perth. my brain already can’t handle it

#…for legal reasons i cannot disclose how i have been referring to them in my head (..and also my group chats) to distinguish between them #[redacted] perth and [redacted] perth #lmao anyway i’m gonna have to come up with a better system #calling them perth n and perth p is BORING #and also i REFUSE to call perth nakhun by his legal name. i will not be doing that.

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fantasy-costco · 1 year

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After this semester ends in like a week I won't have any more religious studies classes like. Ever again. My religious studies advisor already told me that people have tried to put religious studies classes towards history degrees in the masters program but the school won't let them. I can always keep researching on my own and part of the point of this minor was to get the tools to do so but religious studies is a field full of so much bias and it's nice to have someone to guide me through that.

#My university just does Not respect the humanities at all but that's what I get for going to (redacted) :/#If I was going into academia I would probably try harder and try to build a carrier out of like. Early Christian history or something #But as it stands theres not much of a market for that in the museum field outside of the worst Christian propaganda scams imaginable #So I will. Not do that. And will instead study the revolutionary war like a good little public historian and privately #Roast Dennis R. MacDonald in the group chat. For fun.#Also religious studies drama is so much funnier that historian drama cause it's just like. Three people in a room yelling at each other #Every paper is like 'this fucking idiot thinks mark had a classical education can you believe the audacity' or #'you have to prove in a court of law that this text is a forgery otherwise Jesus is gay' (lads the text was a forgery)#The forgery one was funny cause I did a presentation about it and I was trying not to be super accusatory and my professor was like nah #I know the guy who forged it he made it up. Tell us more about gay Jesus tho.#I'm gonna miss this 😥

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clowngremlin · 1 year

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the inherent embarrassment of being someone who has reoccurring dreams and a fixation on a widely hated and controversial character....no one look at me but i had a dream about [redacted] last night like i get them all the time and like everyone hates [redacted] so much and i hate him too but he is also my silly rabbit if u know what i mean.....like the good [redacted] that lives in my head who never did anything he did in his source material and i’m like this because 10 years ago something really bad happened to me and i became fixated on [redacted] to cope with it all and now i will never be normal because of it </3

#the wretched gremlin strikes again #i would really like people who don't already know who [redacted] is to try to guess who [redacted] is #i think it would be really funny because to me it's like obvious and to my friends it's obvious because of the time i was manic #and wouldn't stop [redacted] posting in my group chat channel for the source material he is from #like i think most people would be able to guess who [redacted] is given like context clues and my interests #because there's only really one thing i was obsessed with 10 years ago that i'm still obsessed with now #anyways i'm sorry i'm like hyperactive rn i had a lot of caffeine and a fic i read updated #AND i always get kind of funny when i have [redacted] dreams

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ejunkiet · 2 years

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[more redacted uni thoughts >:)] i think sam and angel as the resident stem majors should have a crying session together because they deserve itttt

Every stem major I know has had a designated crying spot (I wish I was kidding), so YES. David absolutely knows about it and finds Angel on bad days with a cookie and just sits with them for a while as they talk it out, offering his shoulder if they need it.

But misery definitely loves company, and Sam and Angel can absolutely commiserate, oh my god. Darlin would join in as well, who are we kidding

#redacted asmr #when i say stem majors i am literally referring to my phd group chat #which did discuss designated crying spots last week omg #phds are stressful okay #bless you zo 😚😚#redacted college au #redacted audio

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