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blutomindpretzel · 24 days

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hand hurts from jacking off

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blutomindpretzel · 26 days

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i love being visibly trans i love my trans friends i love t4t couples even single hot trans bitches who know you’re t4t (almost wrote tf2) if you’re trans an adult you’re super fun and hot and cool if you’re trans and a minor everyone loves you giving you animal crackers

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blutomindpretzel · 3 months

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You MUST choose between ghost and konig. Who is hottest/do you like more. GO!

….uh um uhhhh. Ghost because of his dumptruck

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blutomindpretzel · 4 months

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if you've changed your name in the past and you've been feeling like changing it again,

IT IS 100% OK TO CHANGE YOUR NAME AGAIN.

you're not being annoying / difficult if you change your name again, it's literally your name. you can change it as many times as you want, I promise you it is not only ok to change your name again, it's also really badass and you should do whatever makes you happiest

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blutomindpretzel · 5 months

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fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google

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blutomindpretzel · 1 year

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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

#i mean yea because im trans as fuck #just reminding you guys that you’re safe on my blog :D because I know how helpful it can be to at least hear it #blutomindpretzel apartment complex is full of lesbian aunts that smoke and call you darling so you better carefully book a room

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blutomindpretzel · 1 year

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Im a little bit late but congrats to the best couple ever i love these two so much sobbing

Especially the redactedness audio was peak shiiiiiit

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blutomindpretzel · 1 year

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Not finished but like. Crying my eyes out.

#EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW #HIS SMIIIIILE #THEIR SMILE #I LOVE MLM MILO AND SWEETHEART #or mlm any redacted couple shhhhhhhhhh

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blutomindpretzel · 1 year

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Ty @roryzz for the idea <33

I hope i did well with the makeup irl ive never done makeup before hehe. Dont mind me pushing my hcs about lasko’s music tastes

#please gavin and fl please #mlm listeners and redacted bois just hit so differentlu dont lie #fl is making me miss my mullet I USED TO HAVE THAT SAME EXAVT HAIRRRRRR #these two are so hot its not fair

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blutomindpretzel · 1 year

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*me when any of the Redacted boys* I need to be put down.

also: read the tags, I dare you

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #FUCK YOU ASHER IS TRANS CODED #SO IS SWEETHEART AND SO IS GAVIN #AND FUCK YOU VINCENT WOULD SPOIL TRANS LOVELY HED PAY FOR THEIR TOP SURGERY WILLAIM TOO DONT THINK I FORGOT #sugar daddy vampires have my heart #Sam collins had a bow tie phase 😔 the flannels make me assume he dressed like a lesbian in high school #AND IT LOOKED GOOD TOO #David is a gay man #Asher is gay Milo is gay sorry to break it to you #all werewolves are gay #being a werewolf is the gayest thing since glee #i Said what I Said don’t come for me

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blutomindpretzel · 1 year

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Trans!Freelancer taking testosterone injections: Gavin is so gentle and holds their hand regardless if they’re scared of needles or not- CAELUM GETS THEM COLORFUL BANDAIDS AND ASKS REPEATEDLY IF THEY’RE OKAY @4ngelv4mp

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted caelum #demons love trans people shut up #Caelum gets so nervous for them when Gavin takes their shots for them HE LOOKS AWAY and hugs them afterwards #“you did so well!!! whatever that was :D”#he gets them pastel bandaids #freelancer feels so loved with theses two’s support I swear to got these boys are going to kill me

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blutomindpretzel · 1 year

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IM SO SOFT SO IN LOVE OMFG THIS IS PERFECT!!!!! ITS SO CUTE WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS- I desperately need to hear Lasko call them Sugar Bear this needs to be canon.

From the brilliant mind of @blutomindpretzel https://www.tumblr.com/blutomindpretzel/702371688041627648/lasko-with-a-shifter-listenerhear-me-out-lasko

#for real thanks for much for bringing these ideas to life that’s so sick #THE HAND KISSES AND HUMMING AND FACIAL EXLRESSIONS #I ALRRE TJIS #LMFMGMGMFMGMFMGMMFMFF #i cannot Express how much I’m freaking out this is so cute #redacted bear #sugar bear the shifter #bear is ao protective And Sweet towards Lasko And you portrayed that perfectly IM SCREMAINYNGNGNG #IVE Been looking at this for no many minutes it’s not fair

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blutomindpretzel · 1 year

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Lasko with a shifter listener….HEAR ME OUT:

Lasko meets them through the Shaw pack (specifically Milo and Sweetheart) he gets invited to a pack party and meets a particularly attractive shifter

I’d imagine he’d be with someone a little like Gavin- in that they’d relentlessly flirt with him.

LIKE IMAGINE LASKO CUDDLED UP WITH A BIG ASS WOLF WHOS SUPER PROTECTIVE OF HIM

Speaking of which- KODY

They hate Kody, especially how he talks to Lasko; someone they value very highly and absolutely adore. And holy shit they scare him sobad, imagine Kody coming to class the next day with a black eye and broken arm after making fun of Lasko’s stutter.

They take him out on a date and pause- “is it inappropriate to take a professor out on a date where his students frequent? Even after you fu-“ “ITS FINE”

They’re super blunt to say the least.

He either calls them something ironic like: Sugar. Or by their pack Codename (I imagine they have code names for each other during security jobs) THE PACK CALLS THEM BEAR BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE A LITERAL BEAR WHEN SHIFTED.

HE CALLS THEM SUGAR BEAR IM A GENIUS (just kinda in my own little world at this point hush)

Bear works for Shaw Security and regularly works out with Ash and Christian (regrettably) it’s mostly just arguing though but that’s just pack for ya.

Lasko owns a bear hoodie

BEAR IS A CLOSETED GENSHIN IMPACT PLAYER AND ENJOYER- venti reminds them of Asher

These two meeting were a pack event within itself, Angel and babe were watching them the entire time Bear and Lasko started talking Just ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS

Bear leaning on the counter and crossing their arms: “a professor, huh? Whaddya teach?” WITH JUST THE MOST INTNSE AND INTERESTED GAZE

Imagine the DAMN crew meeting Bear- HUXLEY THINKS THEYRE SO DOPE and Damien’s just happy his friend found someone.

They carry Lasko around his apartment when he’s sick

Lasko relives stress by burying himself in their coat WHICH IS THICK AND BROWN AND SO FLUFFY

They aren’t the BIGGEST wolf like David is, but they’re about the same size as Asher. THEY ARE SO FUCKING FAST THOUGH MILO HATES IT

They used to fight Darlin for snacks

HUX AND BEAR WORK OUT TOGETHER

Huxley used to DJ for DAMN parties and Bear shared playlists with him

Bear’s aesthetic: