I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.
Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?
Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.
Socialite: Uh... what?
Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.
Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?
Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^
Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.
Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.
Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?
Damian: Red.
Socialite: Oh that's lovely!
Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.
Socialite: Oh.
Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.
Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.
Socialite: Worse.
Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.
Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.
Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.
Tim, behind her: I can vouch.
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Thinking about the Batkids being clingy to Bruce.
Do you ever get that untamable tsunami of tears when you're apart from your parent? Even if you fight, and argue, and resent eachother sometimes, but when they're not next to you you feel like a part of you is missing?
It's like that.
Dick cries after Bruce every single night when he moves to Bludhaven. They're both trapped in a game of who'll call first, despite knowing very well neither of them will.
Yes, he's crushing it as Nightwing. Yes, he's doing what Bruce thought him to do, -- be better than Batman. Yes, he's perfectly normal about his Tati being so far away from him. He is.
Jason? Jason misses Bruce when they're in the same room together. He'll sit awake in the breath of night, his phone in hand, crying after Bruce after a single day.
This is for the angst side.
On the other side, Jason who begs Bruce to let him join Diana on this year's Amazonian Olympics, and having to pretend he's not crying in his pillow every night? Please.
Bruce: Are you having fun?
Jason, sending a puffy eyed selfie, looks like he cried all night: You're not here, so yes
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Your trope mashup art is giving me life! so brilliant!!! May I request 75. and 85? <3
Heya! Thanks <3 hehe… here’s 75. Bed Sharing + 85. Innocent Physical Contact!
I am still slowly trying to get through these haha
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A poster for @vampiresdeathandguns fan comic!
You have NO idea how excited I am about this project and how magical it has been to see all the updates up to this point ❤️
This poster is only a glimpse of how cool the actual story is and can't wait for you guys to read it yourselves :]
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*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission*
Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire!
*Bart mishears*
Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one?
Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire.
*Connor walks into the room*
Connor: We're getting a hamster?
Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire.
Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there?
*Tim face-palm*
Tim: There are no hamsters.
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