#they look shit from the back but good thing u dont see it in pics ehehehe
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there is something fundamentally wrong with me for cosplaying socialstuck twitter. but oh well.
last panel is a drawing by @meowthefluffy (plz tell me if u want me 2 take it down!!!!)
also sum alt versions because i cant pick funny punchlines
normal selfies & blank meme(no last panel) under cut!
#twitblr#twitblr ruined me#socialstuck#yahoo forgive me for stucking the socials#im having fun ok let me be a weird guy#this is a shitty ass closet cosplay i didnt even style the wig#the wings r cardboard taped to my face btw#they look shit from the back but good thing u dont see it in pics ehehehe#and yes my rooms wall IS in fact tunblr colored.#cosplay#twitter♠️tumblr#twitter x tumblr#the creature
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WHEN YOU KNOW
SYNOPSIS: inspired by ‘margaret’ by lana 🫶
PAIRING: ellie williams x fem!reader
WARNINGS: none
A/N: this is so stupid i LOVE it , love at first sight trope 🧎
ellie didnt mind parties. the people weren’t always great, but it was good to sell and it made her friends happy.
she liked to sit on the couch with a blunt and people watch, dina chatting away in her ear or singing at jessie. abby trying to find her pic of the night with some help from ellie.
but tonight was boring. dina had run away to dance, pulling jessie with her. abby had an away game, states away. she sat on the couch alone, bored now.
and then she saw you. she thanked a god she didnt know existed that abby wasn’t there that night.
ellie watched for a moment as you grabbed a drink, waiting to see if you found a friend. but when five minutes passed and you still stood there, eyes floating around as you slowly sipped, she made her way over.
“hey,” you jumped a little as she spoke and she smiled softly. “shit, sorry. didn’t mean to scare you.” but you shook your head and laughed. “i’m ellie.”
“angel.” she hummed in response, a questioning tone to it. “what?”
ellie clicked her tongue. “angel? that you’re real name?”
“is ellie yours?” she nodded. “huh. well, maybe if you’re nice enough you can learn the real one.” you smiled teasingly at her.
“you ever gonna tell me your name?” ellie’s arms rested on the window frame of your car door. “i thought i was nice.”
you laughed softly and kissed her cheek. “goodnight ellie.”
she sighed and pulled back, a blush rising to her face, and she watched as you drove away from the party. watching even after your car disappeared and you with it.
an arm slung around her and ellie stumbled as she caught dina’s weight. “good god, how much did you drink?”
dina giggled as jesse caught up to the both of them, her coat and his keys in hand. “just hold her while i bring the car around?” ellie nodded and watched jesse jog off.
“who was that girl?” dina wondered.
ellie smiled softly. “no idea.”
yourusername followed you.
elliewilliams followed you.
angel: hey :)))
ellie: hello
e: three smiles??? way to make a girl feel special
a: mmm i try my best
e: nice name.
a: why thank you
a: whats ur weekend look like?
e: possibly busy, possibly absolutely nothing. why, someone wanna know??
a: no…
e: busy sunday night, but free otherwise
a: good.
e: and whys that?
a: ur taking me out friday night? obv.
e: damn ur right
e: mb thats on me
a: yes. so 8 pm ill send u my addy
e: addy??
a: i speak drug dealer
e: goodbye 😭
e: u ever smoked?
a: i hit a vape
e: …
a: once.
e: once again
e: goodbye 😭
a: nvm dont come on friday
e: waijikitjrjrjrjjrjrjr no
e: ill be there
e: 8pm sharp
e: forgive me :(
a: okay!
ellie: oh me oh MYYYYYYYYY
dina: oh lord
jesse: no 🫶
ellie: pls!!!
ellie: GUYS PLEASE
dina: what.
ellie: ur honor i love her
jesse: yall havent been out yet??????
dina: lord.
ellie: STOP?
dina: no 🫶
jesse: mcscuse me thats my line
dina: ull make it
jesse: 😥
ellie: BACK TO ME PLS
ellie: 8pm on friday
dina: NO.
jesse: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
ellie: guys ily PLEASE.
dina: NO??
jesse: sigh.
ellie: HELL YEAAAAAA
dina: JESSE?????
jesse: 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
dina: ihy all
dina: why are u bailing on ussddsss
dina: u must really like her
ellie: a LOT.
ellie: idk i just
ellie: ive got a feeling
jesse: when you know, you know
dina: blegh
jesse: UR MY GIRLFRIEND????????
snow was falling outside as you and ellie stood just outside your door. “so.” you whispered.
“so.” she whispered back. “snow. on our first date. seems like a sign.”
“oh yea?” she hummed back. “and how’s it a sign?”
she pretended to think for a moment. “i love snow. only brings good things.”
“oh, so im only good now.” ellie blushed as you teased her
“i didnt say that. you’re more than good. great.”
you nodded. “amazing? perfect?”
“no, not yet.” ellie fiddled with your hands as she leaned against your door.
“oh so whats gonna make it perfect?”
“a kiss.”
ellie: IM PROPOSING
dina: ELLIE STFU
jesse: noo shh let the woman speak
ellie: thanks jesse.
dina: shh jesse.
dina: so that good then?
ellie: SIGH 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
jesse: oh lord.
ellie: shes so pretty
dina: mhm.
ellie: and so kind
jesse: mhm.
ellie: and a great kisser 🫠
dina: lovely
jesse: when u know
dina: u know.
ellie: i know.
#ellie williams x female reader#ellie williams x you#ellie williams fluff#ellie williams fic#ellie willams the last of us#ellie williams tlou#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams#ellie williams x y/n
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feather , part 22
“ with you out my life ”
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jackhughes i love pringles
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luca.fantilli is that why you popped up when i searched up the girl of my dreams
→ yourusername good thing it’s called a dream for a reason 🥰
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→ lhughes_06 oh 🫤
username20 why is luca flirting with mini drizzy this aint right
mackie.samo swipe right when you see me
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→ adamfantilli jokes on you she swiped right on me already
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trevorzegras not for long 😘😘
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edwards.73 your hands look pretty
→ yourusername hand kink????
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username12 why the hell does luke keep going “oh”
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colecaufield my friend’s younger brother was asking about you
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→ lhughes_06 oh 😧
username99 luke keeps oh-ing i’m slightly scared for him!
username45 SHE’S FINALLY FREE
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username71 are they all commenting this shit on purpose lmfaoooo
username36 if their goal is to make luke mad i’m sure they’re succeeding
→ username2 fr i can hear him sobbing from here
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jamie.drysdale reminder to never break up with someone over text
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→ trevorzegras jamie last time she quite literally almost knocked your head on the corner of the counter
yourusername first of all JAMIE I CANT BELIEVE YOU
yourusername THIS IS SO FUCKING FOUL
yourusername LIKE THATS AN OUTDATED PIC YOU CAN’T USE IT
yourusername I’M NEVER FUCKING VISITING YOU AGAIN
yourusername and it wasn’t text it was warzone because he blocked me on everything else 🙄
→ jamie.drysdale one, that’s embarrassing, and two, STOP SPAMMING MY COMMENTS
→ yourusername ok mr proper grammar
→ jamie.drysdale your so annoying
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adamfantilli aw was she crying
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colecaufield don’t tell me she was actually crying over blaker
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→ yourusername she was not!
username27 first pic is me knowing dryshughes is never gonna happen
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username54 honestly tho she’s a mood
username28 i cant believe jamie actually posted this
jackhughes i just realized you have her saved as “fucking menace 🥰”
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→ yourusername don’t u think that’s a little mean jimmy johns????
→ jamie.drysdale god here you go AGAIN with the nicknames 🙄
→ yourusername YOU LAUGHED AT MY NICKNAME FOR JACK WTF DO U MEAN
→ jackhughes HUH WHAT NICKNAME????
→ yourusername don’t worry about it jacky boy
edwards.73 i could’ve sworn i heard a witch screeching but ig it was her crying
→ mackie.samo it’s okay man we all heard it
→ jamie.drysdale can confirm that’s what it sounded like
→ yourusername can confirm i’m being harassed by my friends and brother
→ dylanduke25 we were never your friends yourusername
→ yourusername oh 😥
yourusername i forgot to say i’m not heartbroken
yourusername so STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE I’M SAD
→ jamie.drysdale i thought i told you to stop spamming my comments
→ yourusername i’m not even spamming ur such a baby 😒
→ jamie.drysdale RESPECT ME IM OLDER
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like i said in my other post i’ve been so tied up in school it’s been hard to get these chapters out WITH GOOD QUALITY
nonetheless i hope it was still enjoyable albeit late 😭
also i forgot to mention but u mightve noticed the song lyric at the beginning of the chapter is NOT in order (yes it annoys me) but i didnt wanna repeat lyrics so that’s just how i’m gonna put them in for the rest of the song: if the lyric has been repeated then i’ll skip it til i get to the next new one 🙏🙏
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys
#luke hughes x reader#luke hughes x y/n#luke hughes fic#luke hughes fanfic#luke hughes#quinn hughes#jack hughes#alex turcotte#cole caufield#trevor zegras#jamie drysdale#ethan edwards#dylan duke#mark estapa#mackie samoskevich#adam fantilli#rutger mcgroarty#luca fantilli
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invisible string
reader x charles leclerc
⊹ ࣪ ˖ summary : the expression "invisible string" alludes to a traditional chinese tale about a crimson thread of destiny binding two people together, this recounts the beginning of reader and charles' love affair, which saw them go from being complete strangers to falling in love and discovering that they were connected by an invisible string
⊹ ࣪ ˖ faceclaim : gracie abrams
⊹ ࣪ ˖ author note : this might be kinda? long idk? but yea please enjoy!! sorry if this is just flopping and ou if u have any reqs dont be shy and request! bcos i'm kinda running out of idea here ahah 🥹
ᝰ masterlist
y/n and charles love story begin back then during the 2022 monaco grand prix, they were a complete stranger until one day y/n's father decided to held a very fancy gala in monaco just before the race day. charles leclerc was one of the many millionaires and celebrities her father invited to his gala. charles politely accepted the invitation, and when he showed up at the gala, he was astounded by y/n's appearance in general. naturally, one thing led to another, and they eventually went on dates and invited y/n to his races, which resulted in their most romantic relationship ever.
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f1wagshq y/n and charles spotted toegether in monaco! the couple looks like they spent an amazing day together <3
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username ugh they look SOOO good together
username not charles liking this..i need his level of selfishness
username i want her to step on me tbh
⤷ charles_leclerc woah, back off mate
⤷ username HELPP THE JEALOUSY
username i wanna have that y/n and charles kinda love
charles_leclerc added to their story!
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after their romantic stroll around the city of monaco, y/n and charles enjoyed each other's company as they talk about their childhood or thier past life.
y/n pov :
i can feel his warmth body wrapping around mine as i linked my arm around his, walking through the city of monaco. i confessed to him about my childhood and how awesome it was. i told him that i remembered i was sitting on a grass, reading a book at the centennial park i used to think i would meet somebody there and how stupid it sounds.
he made an eye smile as his face lit up like a clueless little kid. "what's wrong? you're smiling like crazy" i said while i tilt my head a little to the side in confusion. as it turns out, he confessed to me that he was there too while on his vacation with his family, he was wearing a teal shirt when.
somehow we ended up laughing and giggling like a crazy person. its amazing how our stories just simply connect, were there clues i didn't see? as if all along there's some invisible string tying him to me?
charles pov :
after a few hours had passed, we continued to talk about our own experiences and how they always connected. i chuckle at how ridiculously foolish it sounds, but i feel like we were meant to be. it's funny how we went from being complete strangers to developing this devoted bond that i never imagined we would, she's what i've always been wanting for.
she sees me for who i am, as if i'm perfect. she opened the door to my heart that i couldn't open for a long time as i feel proud to call her as mine, my girl, mon amour.
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yourusername one single thread of gold tied me to you
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charles_leclerc you make me un poco loco
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© credits to pinterest for the pics .
#au#f1#formula one#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 x female reader#f1 x reader#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#fanfiction#formula one x y/n#formula one x you#formula 1#formula one x reader#formula one imagine#formula one fanfiction#f1 fic#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x female reader#charles leclerc x you#charles lecrelc#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc fanfic#charles leclerc fluff#ferrari#fanfic
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hi! love your work <3 can i request some headcanons about living with matt and mello (together) it can me romantic or platonic, i dont mind either way ! tysm :)
that pic came out so low quality for some reason
thank you so much :’) i tried to do a mix and include a little bit of romance for each but i’d say it’s mainly general/platonic. i reaaaaally self indulged here
-matt and mello x gn! reader
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living with matt and mello hcs ❦
matt
-messy asf. he doesn’t do it on purpose but he’s just so unorganised and has a messy room and just causes chaos wherever he walks. that being said, he does know where everything is which pisses mello off SO MUCH. mello also routinely berates him for his mess
‘matt, what the hell is this on the counter?’
‘umm… the end of a cigarette?’
‘WE HAVE FUCKING ASHTRAYS FOR A REASON.’
-he is probably the one who is at home the most. he doesn’t like going outside, he just sits in and plays video games or watches tv. he only does anything productive if he reaaally has to
-that being said, you have to drag him out sometimes to avoid him getting too depressed from just sitting doing nothing for days. if you can’t motivate him then mello will gladly accept the challenge and come through without fail.
-matt is deeply appreciative of how thoughtful you and mello are, as roommates but also as friends. how well you know him, how easy it is for you to see what he needs when he’s at his lowest. once, (probably when he was drunk) and falling asleep on your chest, he expressed this out loud for the first time and you almost wanted to sob at his words. he comes off as someone who’s always so casual and sometimes maybe even awkward, so hearing this was a shock but a good one.
-if matt isn’t sleeping or sitting on the couch playing video games, he is probably lying on the floor or just doing weird shit. i can imagine mello coming home and just seeing matt doing a handstand against the wall, watching something (5 minute crafts) on his phone on the floor.
-dyes his hair often and changes up his look very frequently, so very often you find yourself following the smell of cigarettes only to the open bathroom door and find matt looking like patrick bateman due to him washing off his hair dye in the sink (cigarette still lit in his mouth, it’s basically a party trick at this point)
-whenever you have to go out he drags you back to bed and holds you as tight as he can with a smirk on his face
-whether you’re a smoker or not, you often light his cigarettes for him and it ends up being a much more intimate gesture than you anticipated. mello tells you to get a room
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mello
-he’s out of the house the most between the three of you but that’s kind of a given. lots of work to do you know being in the mafia and all, that kind of casual stuff…
-idk where i’m going with this or how to even explain it any more, but he always makes a conscious effort to keep alcohol in the house at all times like he is always just coming home with a bottle of something
-has lots of cool rock/metal posters in his room and when he’s not in his usual leather clothes he’s wearing band tees (u and matt steal them frequently and he pretends to be mad)
-honestly i want to say (solely for comedic effect) that he absolutely despises the smell of cigarettes in the house. you’ve never seen desperation like the kind mello exhibits when he begs matt to PLEASE SMOKE OUT OF A WINDOW.
-there is 100% a designated cupboard that is full to the brim with chocolate. all the same brand, flavour, type, whatever. literally everything. it’s all identical.
-when he’s feeling down about messing something up, even if it’s the smallest thing, he gets really really emotional and will immediately go to his room. he probably doesn’t cry often unless it’s angry tears but he doesn’t want even his most trusted people to see him like that. however you always know what to do, you leave him be but then convince him that he should let out his thoughts later, in a kind way of course. matt also helps him to feel better at times but you’re definitely there to bring him his chocolate and give him lots of hugs and kisses. he doesn’t speak too emotionally, but i can imagine a very soft ‘thank you’ after you help him
-blasts metal at 9am. no further comments
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both/all three of you
-matt cuts mello’s hair and mello occasionally dyes matt’s. matt gets so into it he thinks he’s a little hairdresser. they’ve also given each other piercings, they have about a 40% success rate. they’ve offered to give you one but you very politely decline. you always have to supervise in these situations because god knows what is going to happen with these two
-it is extremely common to have mini sleepovers in each others rooms. this is another thing that matt just gets a little TOO into, he wants the full shabam. he’s looking for matching pyjamas, chick flicks on the tv, endless snacks, and pillow fights. by that i mean he just starts relentlessly beating you and mello with a pillow without warning
-matt likes to shake you and mello awake at an ungodly hour and declare that you are going for a drive. he never actually plans anything for these drives, sometimes you don’t actually do anything but you enjoy them nonetheless. however it is extremely hard to get mello out of bed at a time he hasn’t decided on.
-you do the cooking, purely for everybody’s safety. mello likes to think he’s gordon ramsay but he fucks up the most basic things. matt is just a natural hazard with most things
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#death note#mail jeevas#mello#mihael keehl#matt#matt x reader#mail jeevas x reader#mello x reader#mihael keehl x reader#death note x reader#death note headcanons#i had to include redhead matt at some point
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omg!! I’m looking into phd programs in/around chicago and planning a visit there soon! you’ll have to let me know the “must-see” spots!
ooohhh dude if there's one thing that i fucking love doing it's [1] talking (just in general) and [2] specifically talking about my city, my sweet mistress, the love of my life chicago<3
first of all i wish u luck in ur phd endeavors!! im also like..shopping around for future phd programs and im also hoping that i can snag a place somewhere back home in the city instead of being out of state like i currently am with my masters lol (literally DREADING apps though i tried making headway on my statement and like. i have to do this again??? after my MA sop?? kms)
anyways here are some attractions<3
the riverwalk! it's basically like this giant strip of area along the chicago river with restaurants and bars and stuff<3 there's always music playing and people milling about and so many things to catch your eye! honestly i really like it at night, i think it's prettiest during sunset lol
the architectural boat tour. you literally just sit on a boat and some guy points out different buildings and tells you about its history and then you briefly go on the lake. i LOVEEEE taking people out on this, it's really really fun and you get good pics out of it. make sure to bring a jacket bc lake michigan. she is gorgeous and she is WINDY even in the summertime<3
obligatory millennium park/the bean mention. it's really fucking swarmed on the weekends so if ur not good with crowds avoid this area during that time but a good place to mill around! also to make fun of the bean. she is so ugly but she is a part of the city you know. (also it's right next to michigan avenue if you need to get a gift for someone/want to go shopping!)
wait obvi the sears tower + observational deck. if anyone calls it the willis tower you can spit on them. legally.
okay let's get into the museums. they're all cloistered around the same area (a bit past millennium park) so like. i guess you COULD try to see a bunch of them in one day but like. there's so much that you really can't feasibly do that lol
the art institute of chicago. MY FAVORITE PLACEEEEEEEE. i personally really like the medieval art exhibits + on the bottom floor is a really cool miniature exhibit where they showcast different rooms from different eras and theyre all SO tiny and SO cute. the food here's pretty good? lol
there's also the museum of contemporary art but the art institute has a pretty damn good modern art section but if ur really into that kind of stuff go here instead.
the poetry foundation!
field museum. LOVEEE this place. you can see sue the dinosaur<3 i once got in trouble here as a kid on a field trip bc i asked the guide how much of the shit there was stolen and they did not let me ask another question ):
adler planetarium + shedd aquarium + museum of science and industry -> these are also all in the same area. for all the museums they have days with discount prices so check that out before u go!
there's two zoos, lincoln park zoo and brooklyn. lincoln park is superior and also it's free and there's OKAPIS. GO SAY HI TO THEM FOR ME.
if you dont mind driving out a bit, there's the chicago botanic gardens around wilmette/glencoe (tied w the art institute as my fave place) and if you drive a bit further out to lisle there's the arboretum as well. they also do discount days!
if u drive out to the suburbs -> woodfield mall in schaumburg
for the museums and stuff i would really rec getting one of those city passes bc you get admission into a bunch of stuff either at a discount rate or it's included and it's WAY cheaper than getting individual tickets imo
ALSO. lake michigan. just in general. THE best of the great lakes and the truest love of my life.
if there's anything you wanna see u might check out the aragon before u come! same with ravinia. i fucking love ravinia it's great to sit on the lawn and listen to music during summer nights<3
EDIT: fucking forgot navy pier. if you come during august there's the air + water show. but also there's a ferris wheel there and that's fun. there's always something happening there on the weekends so you can always dip in just to see what's up
EDIT 2: there's some stupid fucking nascar thing happening in chicago rn that's blocking the roads so as long as u avoid that, you will be fine 👍
OKAY FOOD TIME<3
deep dish pizza is a must here. i dont care what people say about it, it's pizza. anyways my favorite place is lou malnati's (the lou especially) but giordano's is also really good. uno's is...whatever to me don't go there.
chicago hot dogs: SOOO many good ones. portillo's is a classic, superdawg, charcoal delights, byron's hot dogs..my personal fave is gene and jude's but it's a bit out of the city (it IS around o'hare the airport so if u can stop by then that would be best lol)
for korean food, you cannot beat cho sun ok. go and get their chadolbaegi and their mulnaengmyeon. killer combo. don't wear your best clothes here bc you will have to wash it bc of the (good!) smells. additionally you can go to joongbooshijang/joongboo market and outside there's a mandu/dumpling stand. their kimchi mandu and their red bean mandu. chef's fucking KISS.
for kabobs, noon-o-kabab or kabobi is my favorite! if you go for kabobi make sure you get their bamiyeh as dessert (^:
okay. im putting eataly on this list only because i like their dessert section on the first floor lol their tiny cakes + gelato always hits the spot
i looooveee goddess and the baker. bestttttt place for matcha/coffee and a sandwich. hero coffee bar is also pretty good but that one is a grab and go. oromo cafe is sooo good if ur into turkish coffee and pistachio and rose flavors. lots of vegan options there if you're into that. there's another one i love but i CANNOT remember the name of it for the life of me.
wait one last thing. frontera grill is like......really good. i went with my parents and it was nice, really fucking good flan lol
night life is an entirely different situation and if u want i can tell u about it later but for now i um. think maybe i talked too much. anyways fellow chicagoans i know youre there if i missed anything let me know lol
#tumblr's number 1 chicago blogger is insane about chicago. fork in the kitchen now.#HIII hopefully this is a little helpful if u have any questions or whatever litro feel free to ask<3 i love not shutting up<3
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Sleepover!!!
your tumblr crushes
talk about your favorite ship/fictional characters
rant about anything bad dog grooming
okay idk if we define tumblr crushes like we did back in the day which was like, your most interacted with blogs which currently is actually none of my mutuals according to tumblr (sorry idk how that math works)
otherwise um jeez idk. i think you're all pretty cute and tbh if i've ever directly interacted with you more than once you're in my list of crushes because i am easy
well you're very familiar with one of the characters i consider to be my favorite from any of the things i'm into and in fact the way you write her is one of the things that made me so interested in your works early on (and still!)
but other than Marjory i've always liked Vi from league of legends and when arcane pulled in the best parts of her lore and character she shot up in my list
Xellos from Slayers is also one of my old time favorite fictional characters and fun fact I used to use that name for some stuff when i started having gender issues with my deadname and got detached from it. he has purple hair and that is one of my favorite things about his design. im a simple creature.
UM also GARROSH HELLSCREAM and more problematically his father GROMMASH HELLSCREAM (needs to be typed in caps for effect) because grom is a fucking dilf
fun fact i specifically got the physical disc rather than the digital version of the warlords of draenor WoW expansion because the box was textured and therefore i could touch grom's titties
also i love Amethyst from SU :)
OH. BAD DOG GROOMING. well, i personally don't like to judge other people's grooms UNLESS they act like they know what they're doing and they clearly really don't. inviting me to judge u then. BUT i will talk about things i dont like in dog grooming!! SHAVING DOUBLE COATED DOGS. ESPECIALLY AT HOME. STOP. NOTHING MAKES ME MORE UPSET THAN THOSE PICS U SEE OF A HUSKY THAT HAS BEEN SHAVED EVERYWHERE EXCEPT THE NECK UP
and shaving legs on double coated dogs in general!! STOP!! and blend the fucking head in to the body length!!!!
i don't like to shave double coated dogs. no one does!! we all try very very hard to avoid it but some owners are dead set on it or have already been doing it for years. but there is a right and wrong way to do it! and you should never ever shave the legs down unless the owner specifically requests that because it looks terrible and i hate it sm
unless you mean grooming bad dogs which is actually something i sometimes enjoy depending on the cause of the badness. i've always been the recommended person for really anxious dogs that have given other groomers problems 'cause i'm patient af and way to chill with (small to medium) dogs biting me (the typical gnawy bites or little snaps. not the i am going to fucking kill you bites). outright aggressive dogs are something i'm willing to work with depending on how much the owner does to help (i.e. meds and work on their end) though im much much more wary of this with large dogs. admittedly german shepherds and rottweilers both make me a bit uneasy (to groom. not in general. i have met some really really sweet dogs of these breeds but certain things stick with you) because i've seen some very poorly trained and bred dogs and these are both breeds i've had very close calls with in terms of almost getting the shit bit out of me. also they are both big and very good at biting. also very iffy with huskies despite owning one just because so many huskies are SO SO bad. mine is.. moderately bad.
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me and i do this again when im 20
nickname(s): hanna!!! jus hanna is fine lmao yeah im not a nickname girl fr T_T just hanna
gender: female yupppp im a girl
zodiac: virgo!!! yes still virgo
height: 5′1 5′3 yay
sexual orientation: who knos @ this point tbh i like girls . but i keep ending up with boy sorry guys this comphet shit really addictive
time rn: 7:39pm :o!!! 6:30pm
hogwarts house: hufflepuff!!! dont ask me this LMFAO
favourite colour: i say i like green a lot but ive been leaning towards blue these days yellow is so cute but . idk all is cool
favorite animal: dogs r nice yes i literally dont care sorry but i like ants
average hours of sleep: like seven maybe six
cat or dog person: “dogs r nice yes” cats r nice too tho but i like dogs god neither
last thing i googled: “attention thank you for your attention” bc i want 2 make a version of the poster abt yuto but i cant find the meme “modern irish names”
favourite fictional character(s): u kno levi from fangirl… hes bf (best friend/boyfriend) material… ummm . . . chen xiaoxi from a love so beautiful i kin her . and hamlet omg i LOVE him
blankets i sleep with: i used 2 sleep w two but i kept kicking one of them off so i jus use one these days two actually
favourite bands/artists: (kpop) sf9 exo gfriend twice and svt // (non kpop) one direction michael buble frankie valli + the four seasons and the beach boys lmao awwwww . . . carly rae jepsen , twice , gfriend , and sum 41
dream trip: lets go 2 south korea hell yea or or or i want 2 go back to africa or the philippines i need to go back to china or visit ireland
dream job: baker, newspaper editor, early childhood educator, asl interpreter, or jus like general translator for another language idk so cute . i think im gonna be a neuropsychologist hopefully if i get into grad school LMFAO
wearing: radiology sweater and pj shorts! shirt and shortz
age of blog: almost two years bc i made this march 19th 2015 oh my fucking god
url because…: bruh i miss na jaemin so much u have no idea he makes me so happy jus seeing him smile and like i havent seen a recent pic of him in ages like im real sad abt it :( when he comes back idk if i will go back 2 coolboyrenjun or like change to coolboyjaemin lmao i love winwin
go-to ssbb character: idk ive been trying 2 branch out from kirby so i play as the naked ross lynch looking guy sometimes (shelk or smth… shulk i think idk) i still love him
fictional character i’d date: levi from fangirl ok good answer . but i would choose zuo ran from tears of themis LMFAO
how many blogs do i follow: 568 lmao its like 238 or something and only like twenty are active i think KSDHJDHS
what do i post about: nct and memes idk nothing much just doing my monthly roundz
do i get asks on a regular basis: no lmao only for ask games but regular basis asks seem fun no SLJHSJDHJLS
aesthetic: late night type stuff??? homey thingy sometimes too. like suburban houses w fog and then a pop of smth colorful… idk man what . . . . im a girl who likes kandi and yeah
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HECK YEAHHH!! 03 best line😌🥳i was so happy to find out he was born in 2003 cuz i swear it's so rare to find anyone born in 2003 in any band (or tbh even just content creators)!! we are superior for being older than him /j😌😌 WAIT LMAO THATS KIND OF COOL THAT ITS ON THE SAME DAY:o doyoung is my guy after jihoon he is just so great so i understand him hitting differently lmao
yeahhh iguess i love doing things that take a lot of patience although i'm a very impatient person😶 and i'm still on the start of my embroidery career but it's so fun!!! we are the coolest grandmas out there😎😎😎 dude i love plants but i always end up killing them so🤡 (ofc sending one immediately!!)
i'm so happy about it as well;-; I WILL BUT MY PICS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO BE LIKE PIXELS CUZ WE ARE KIND OF FAR BACK SO I WILL SEND U MAKE SURE TO SEND U PIXEL CALUM!!! will tell u all about it🫡
SORRY!! IT WASNT FOR COMFORT🥲 tbh as u should treasure is fun so ur phase is completely understandable!!! jihoon is the definition of perfect tbh just love the guy!! ooo i've never seen that i will go and watch that later👀 but losing ur shit is probs very much understandable🤣
WAIT ACTUALLY OH MY🤭💞but actually only write it if u want to!!! i don't want to force u!!! IT WILL BE!! MANIFESTING FOR IT TO BE AMAZING!!!!🥳🥳🥳(awww thank u so much🥹lmao that would be kind of funny ngl but maybe hopefully i will be comfortable enough to not be anon by then cuz i'm starting become more comfortable to post on the internet so i might save u from having to do that🤣)
i'm very glad it cheered u up!! i always love reading ur replies to me and they just cheer me up always tbh hihi🥹💗💕 (liebestraum anon💕)
TRULY !!! 03 line is so rare to see i think and thats why i automatically adopt every 03 liner i see 😭😭 also our bias taste is....the same. i am NOT surprised 😭😭
how can u be an impatient person then 😭😭 i get impatient w art and then i rush the details and it ends up looking like shit 😔 the only thing i dont feel like i rush is writing but even that sometimes gets hard to do LMAO 😭 i got so many plants for my bday also!!! im surprised they're not dead bc sometimes i forget to water them and im lowkey freestyling the care but i love all of them to death💓 wishing u good luck w your embroidery career and waiting for that bracelet !!
CANT WAIT FOR PIXEL CALUM!!!!!!! better than nothing 😔🤞
losing my shit is understanable but also it makes me feel silly like girlie that man doesnt know you and here u are in a parasocial relationship with him💔 watching ygtb made me so proud of him tho he grew so much as a person and a performer and so did all of them!!!
i woULD but see it occured to me that i have exams next week so i kinda lost my shit and now im spiraling instead of writing but. it wILL happen after !!!
omg i am glad to hear you are more comfy!!! i would never pressure u into anything bc i want u to be 100% comfortable but if u ever decide to come off anon i am welcoming you w open arms my friend 💓
to finish off this reply i want to apologize for being so late with it but i had a rough week full of stress and hangover 🤠 also i hope you are doing well and that you are taking care of yourself!!
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liveblog containment post for aew rampage 5/27/22
i was out and about for lunch when it was live and then took a big nap
matt sydal vs bryan danielson! cool wrestlers alert
dang matt sydal's gear looks good. nice outfit. its got a good balance of negative space. great design. note to self: insert pic later
see look! its good
ok that bit with danielson on his knees? yoooo
also? im glad sydal's hair isnt wet. im going to have to send an important update about this to my friend who is a lapsed wrestlefan
man i never understand how sydal can do a standing backflip and then end up facing the way he faces at the end of it. acrobat
heck yes!!! flip onto your feet!!!
oh shit!!! the jumping roundhouse kick thing into getting caught into flipping danielson down?? heck yes
me watching matt sydal and bryan danielson standing on top of the ring corner: gay sex is so complicated
reverse powerbomb :O
cool match but also rip
ooooo danhausen and hook recap promo
what the, what are the hardy boyz doing here
LMFAO
OH MY GOD? GANGREL???
OH MY GOD THE MATT FACTS? THE OVERLAY????
INCREDIBLE
good shade being thrown
omg??? not gangrel!!! he doesn't deserve this violence!!!!!!!
yay the hardy boyz are here
cutler the bump boy
ok i really hope gangrel was talking to the hardy boyz like "oh i thought they were you. i got confused"
theyre adding MORE matches to the ppv? now we got darby vs kyle o'reilly on there??? theres a billion matches already!!
oh i remember something about there being a big sports game going on on sunday and tony khan not wanting to start the main event until that ends...
i guess itd be easier to choose to run that match or not run the match depending on how the schedule is looking than tell everyone to dynamically adjust their match durations
max caster vs dante martin!
omg caster u cant say that about darius!!! rude!!!!
nooooo that isnt your job aaaa boo the gunn boys
LMAO they totally missed that shot-- whoever is in charge of switchin' cameras mustve been mid-sneeze or somethin
glad they had the instant replay set up tho what a sick move by dante
dude im always surprised at how big max caster is. every time
what is it about him that makes his size deceiving... does he just not hold himself like a big guy? is his head too big proportionally to the rest of his body? does he just have short and stout legs unlike most tall guys who are, like, 75% leg??? what IS it
he lost and my friend yelled in anger. sorry your boy cant win matches on tv. welcome to my world
samoa joe vs adam cole promo
I Do Not Want Adam Cole To Win This
least controversial opinion ever, probably. but still
DAN LAMBERT ALERT 😑😣
oh look scorpio sky got his lakers belt
oh looks like they didnt forget about the second tnt belt
...
yeah sure have disrespectful sloppy sex on all the championship belts. hate this
i think kazarian being exasperated with them is funny but it can't make up for the rest of this
ruby vs statlander promo!
look-- i dont think statlander, who was a sudden emergency replacement for the tournament, is going to win this. even though she should. she really should get something, because she rules.
this promo almost convinces me that she could have a chance of winning this match though
also?? ALL your friends betraying-- statlander the best friends never betrayed you. wh-- why. first youre not an alien and now this. if i didnt see chuck wearing his aloha walter shirt on tv i would think they were trying to retcon the best friends from television existence.
im not going to turn into a catastrophizing wrestlefan but what about my favorite stable HUH? WHAT ABOUT THEM
THAT SCORPIO SKY TAG IS ON THE PPV TOO?????? ARE THERE THIRTEEN MATCHES ON THIS NOW OR WHAT
struggling to appreciate this ruby vs kris match because im still worked up about gimmicks
where are the goofball women. where are they. where are the joshis why they are not around. jade is a mean buff strong lady, must we have two mean buff strong ladies and zero goofballs?
bring back the joshis
whoa-- are they really gonna make statlander win this? no they-- no they wouldn't design the tournament to be won by an emergency replacement
ok there it is
jesus the boos. like yeah i agree but still damn
they should not have put statlander here in a bit part to lose, shes too popular. but like, i guess they kinda got caught between a rock and a hard place, because its like "oh we have an open spot here that we need to fill immediately-- who is available? who is good? who is popular?" and statlander checks all those boxes. but maybe they have other plans for her? like, if they want her to go and get jade's title or thunder rosa's title later, they would want to diversify their title allocation across different wrestlers right? so... patience? i dunno.
i feel like kris statlander has such a bad run of luck because like, man. that velvet/hirsch/statlander feud never gettin an ending or resolution...
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#omfg i mentioned in the tags of a previous post that i took one of these every season !!! heres some of the first ones <3 <3#i LOVED festival photos !!!!!#the banda bunch#ts3#and u can see their full outfits finally too#paprika has always been killing the high socks game#also my mood is me literally never changing their outfits#ts3 cas was too much man i could only do birthday makeovers n that was IT#it was hard enough finding clothes that even looked good together. no way was i gonna swap that shit out#honestly i think this is one of my favorite ts3 posts#its just so cute#i wish that. with city living. ea brought photobooths back#like if u could have a photobooth at the festival?? even like one of the ones in ts3 university life thatd be SO cute#like i dont need the massive tent like ts3 seasons so i can fit all my kids in it like id be happy with a 2 person photobooth#sorry but the photo studio from get to work is ugly#and imagine this ok. its like either 5 or 15 simoleons to take pics and then depending the festival ur at the photo border is different !!#like there can be different colors or an accent thing in the corner like a chili pepper at the spice festival or something#thatd be way cute right !!! and u can collect all the lil borders n ur simmies can take cute pics ! cmon !#ts3 university when u could take ~romantic pics~ or ~silly pics~ in the photo booth#or WOOHOO#it was great ugh i love ts3#ok enough of that i go now#actually wait#im trying to find a prom dress online and im SO close to making my own dress#i know the shoes i wanna wear and i know the style of dress i want but i cant find it anywhere#i already know how to make a tulle skirt so i just need to figure out a bodice pattern and then how to attach the 2#im gonna be That Bitch at prom ok#i go now forreal ! bye hav a good day i lov every1
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The OF Neighbor [18+]
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Summary: you just moved into your new apartment, which is exciting! Tho you’re not sure what to feel when you look out of the window to see your super hot neighbor taking pics for her only fans
Warnings: sexual themes due to the only fans nature, teasing but doesn’t lead to the dirty
A/N: Surprise! Apparently i have a drafted story all ready for posting so I hope you guys like this one! lol im sorry if this is bad ☠️
🚨🚨PLEASE DONT READ UNLESS YOU’RE 18 AND ABOVE 🚨🚨 thank you! <3
You bring in the last of your boxes, huffing and puffing in exhaustion as you finally close the door behind you. Putting down the box, you stand back up and lean back against the door, wiping the sweat off your forehead with the palm of your hand. After months of negotiations and dying over airline fees for your things, you finally glance around your new apartment, the next step to following your dreams in joining the entertainment industry.
As a fresh graduate, finding apartments was genuine hell so thankfully you found this apartment complex with the help of your friend who lives in the same building as well– just a few doors down your floor. It has everything you need too such as a 5 minute walk to the nearest train station, a lot of stores nearby for food and general supplies for a really decent price too.
The general layout of the building is kind of in a U shape where you can technically see into your neighbors rooms if you get a good enough angle, and that’s why the first thing you’ll do is install your new blinds.
“Okay let’s do this” you say to yourself as you hype yourself up. You go to your boxes, taking out the things you need to get to work.
As you get to work, drilling some new holes to install the curtain rod to, you couldn’t help but stop a few times just to look out of the window and admire your absolutely gorgeous view. You could see the New York skyline from where you’re at considering you’re at the 25th floor. You sigh dreamily as you rest your elbow onto the windowsill, placing your chin to the palm of your hand.
You look to the left to see your neighbor’s dog goofing around at the caged off balcony. You then look to the right to see your other neighbor relaxing on their couch while reading a book. And finally, you look up to see your neighbor posing for pictures in a gorgeous black lace lingerie.
You didn’t notice at first, until a solid 5 seconds later when your brain finally processed what you just saw because you did a double take to see her leaning forward to rest her hands onto the window while looking back at her camera. Your jaw drops before you could even stop yourself.
“Holy shit” you mumble in shock as you feel yourself blush while admiring the beauty of your red head neighbor. As she moves around to find better angles, she finally shows more of her face so you could get a better look and my god is she gorgeous.
Her forest green eyes just piercing through your heart, her dark red lip enhancing her natural makeup look. Her red hair curled to perfection as it frames her face in a way that makes her look deviously innocent. Your eyes trail down to take in her lingerie that just pushes her breasts up together with a deep V. The lingerie itself is almost like a bikini but she’s wearing a sheer robe over it that has feathers at the trimming to make her look more goddess-like.
You feel a drop on your hand, looking down to see a forming puddle of your drool. You quickly grab some tissues to wipe it away from besides you but the moment you look back, she’s gone.
You rub your eyes frantically and look back to see that she’s really not there. You sigh sadly, thinking it was all just a dream as the curtains are drawn back, shielding whatever was inside from the world.
“Damn I think I need a girlfriend if I just keep hallucinating or something” you chuckle to yourself as you get back to work.
“Why would you look at that!” Your best friend, Clint, says as he looks around your place in awe.
It’s been a few days since you first moved in, a few days since you saw your hot ghost-neighbor maybe, and you managed to put everything in place to your liking.
You chuckle at your friend, grabbing 2 bottles of beer from your fridge. “Thanks, I don’t have much stuff yet but it’s enough to get me going as I collect more things as the days pass”
You open the bottles with a bottle opener, walking up to the older man as you hand it to him. He takes it, raising the bottle up slightly.
“To your new found independence” he says, making you smile as you raise your bottle and clicking it against his. “To my new found independence”
You take a sip of your beer as Clint chugs his. Walking up to your window, you open the blinds as you lean forward to rest your arms on the windowsill. Clint follows your actions, sipping his beer as he watches the New York skyline.
“Met any of the neighbors yet?” He asks without looking at you. You shake your head no as you take another sip of yours.
“Haven’t had the chance yet, though I did see the dog over there” you point to the left where the dog of your neighbor playing with its toy once again. “That’s really cute”
Clint chuckles at your observation. “What about the neighbor from there?”
You watch as he points his finger to the upper right where your “ghost-neighbor” is. Your eyes widen a little as you remember her little show.
“Okay okay wait” you start as you stare at her window. “So there really is a red head living there?”
“So you did see her already” Clint says, smirking slightly. “Remember the girl I told you before you came here, the one I plan to introduce you to?”
“Oh the-“ you stop yourself as you finally understand what Clint is trying to say, your mouth forming an ‘O’ as you look at him as if you discovered something epic for the first time.
He laughs at your reaction, grabbing your beer bottle from your hand to place both of your bottles at the side table. “Come, it’s time to meet her”
“Oh my god Clint I-“ before you could do anything, he grabs your wrist and drags you out of your apartment.
“I can’t believe this is happening” you mutter under your breathe as you both walk up to the woman’s apartment door, who Clint just told you that her name is Natasha or Nat for short.
“Come on, you need more friends other than me! Who will you hang out with when I’m not around?” He asks while turning around, walking backwards so he could talk to you while walking.
“A dog or cat I plan to adopt?” You raise your eyebrow at him.
“You need more friends and I’m here to help!” He says cheerfully as he stops.
“Alright, we’re here” he says as he turns to face the door, knocking on it. You both here a faint ‘coming!’ making your heart rate skyrocket.
Sadly in this exact moment, you realized that when you first saw Nat by the window, you were probably staring for a good 10 minutes. Your face falls in complete dread as you realize that you’re not sure if Nat saw you stare or not.
“Oh god Clint this is probably not a good idea” you mumble loud enough for him to hear and hopefully soft enough that she didn’t hear you as you take a step back.
Before Clint could reply, the door opens to reveal a literal goddess. Even though Nat’s just wearing a hoodie and leggings, her lounge outfit just makes you fall madly in love with her. She looks so normal compared to the lingerie you saw her wear a few days prior but this just makes her look drop dead gorgeous.
“Hey Tash!” Clint greets the redhead with a grin. “Sorry to disturb, just wanted to introduce you to a friend I told you about! Nat, this is Y/N. Y/N, meet Natasha or Nat!”
You gulp deeply as your hands start to sweat. “H-hello”
Nat looks at you up and down before meeting your eyes again with a slight smirk on her lips. “Right, the new neighbor. Nice to meet you”
You feel your heart beat against your chest rapidly as you feel like you wanna puke your guts out with the nerves. You realize in that moment that you don’t even know this person yet she makes you feel things that you’ve never felt for anyone specific.
You wave back in response as Clint chuckles at your shy nature. “Sorry about her, she does tend to get shy with meeting new people”
“Oh really?” She asks, intrigued as she crosses her arms over her chest making her breasts press together slightly making your eyes glance at them quickly before looking back at her. Normally, no one would notice but this is Nat so obviously she did. She smirks very slightly, running a hand through her hair. “Well, it’s really nice to meet the infamous Y/N Y/L/N Clint has talked about so many times”
Before Clint could pipe up another joke, his phone rings making him look at it really quickly. His eyes widens slightly as he reads it. “Oh shoot sorry girls, I think I gotta dash. Laura has family problems right now and needs me”
“Don’t worry about it” you say with a smile, internally relieved that you can finally go in one piece. “I had fun anyway and it’s really nice to meet you Nat”
“Awww” Nat cooes slightly with a sad tone, pouting a little. “I can keep you company first while Clint sorts out whatever Laura has. Give her my regards”
“You’re the best Nat” he says with a grin, running off to the elevators. He steps in, waving at the two of you.
“Don’t murder her Nat! I still need her!” He calls out as the door closes making the both of you laugh at him.
“Please, come in”
Holy shit doesn’t even begin to describe what you’ve gotten yourself into.
You’re now sitting at Nat’s probably super expensive because of how soft and how nice it is couch, sipping on the coffee she made from her really expensive looking keurig machine with her equally probably as expensive coffee mugs. You look around to take in her apartment.
Supposedly it’s the same layout as yours since all then rooms are supposedly the same except for the variation of windows and balconies. While you have a rather wide window, Nat has a roof-to-ceiling window. Her black black-out curtains accentuates the black and red theme of the room making you sweat slightly with nerves that you might break something and would take years to pay back.
Her furniture has that formal but homey look that can look right out of a showroom. Her wide screen tv installed onto the wall with a small cubby under it for her electronics and her glass coffee tables with table books. You glance to the wall where there’s a lot of panels making you think that this apartment is probably a smart apartment. Lastly, you glance at small cactus at the center that completely looks out of place with a questionable look.
“That’s from Clint” you jump slightly in shock as Nat chuckles, sitting besides you on the couch. “He said my apartment looked too business-y and said the cactus would liven up the place”
“I-its really cute though” you stutter as you put the mug down on the coffee table.
“You think so?” She asks innocently as she cocks her head to side. You nod in agreement with a shy smile.
“You have really good taste, this place looks amazing compared to mine” you say, admiring the interior. You snap out of it as you feel a hand on your thigh, quickly looking at the red head with wide eyes.
“You know..” she starts as she softly trace random shapes on your thigh. “When Clint told me about his childhood friend moving to the complex, I didn’t expect that it was you”
You gulp deeply as you try to calm your racing heart. “R-r-really?”
She hums in agreement as she traces a little higher. “You’re the one just 3 floors down, right? The one at the B complex?”
Now at this point, this can go 2 ways. Either you’re gonna have the best sex of your life, or you’re about to be called a pervert so you’re really, REALLY, hoping it’s the first.
You feel a chill running down your spine as she traces the lace trimming of your dress as your mind short circuits. You slowly nod, not trusting your voice right now.
She smirks at the effect she has on you, gently dipping her finger under your dress as she slowly leans forward. “I saw you, the day you moved in. Poor little thing was so shocked to see her neighbor by her window, huh?”
You feel the heat rush to your face and down south as you grip tightly on the couch cushions. Your eyes widen even more as her face goes right up to yours, her strong light musk-lavender perfume filling your lust-filled senses.
“Poor baby, drooling all over herself when you saw my breasts press up against the window? I thought it would be a nice touch for you” she cooes in a condescending manner, her supposed pity not matching whats showing in her eyes. Her smirk widens as she sees you gulp again while squeezing your thighs together.
“Don’t worry” she says as she leans forward to your ear. “I don’t mind if its you”
She whispers as she presses her lips on the spot behind your ear making you whimper quietly. She pulls back all together, smiling as if nothing happened even though her eyes say the exact opposite.
“Clint told me that he wouldn’t be back anytime soon and I don’t want to keep you any longer, it’s nice to meet you Y/N”
#natasha romanoff x you#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x y/n#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff imagines#natasha romanov x reader#natasha romanoff smut
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Headcanons for being Robby Keene’s coworker
Robby Keene x reader
warnings: minor claustrophobia warning??
a/n: olive i love u and im going nuts over coworker robby (somewhat based off of true events). also this is set before season 1
prompt: a spinoff idea from these headcanons by olive my love 🥰🥰🥰 @retvenkos
robby and you had started working this fast food job relatively close together
like within two weeks of each other
two high school hires, what could go wrong?
(a lot)
you two got scheduled for shifts together pretty often, but managed to hold down the fort
“robby?? oh, fuck. oh, no, no, no” -you in the back
“what?” -robby, turning the corner “how?”
*the floor drain clogging up*
“i dont know!!!” -you
“our shift ends in…twenty minutes. don’t even worry about it, it’s not there” -robby
“but—” -you
“nope, not our problem” -robby, pulling you away
always keeping an extra clean uniform in your bag in case robby couldn’t do laundry at home
which happened pretty often
ALWAYS covering for each other when the other needed it. no questions
big “fuck it” energy all of the time
goofing off when there aren’t any customers
and when there are
“will one of you just take my fucking order?” -rude customer
“why don’t we try that again, sir” -robby
“nevermind…i’ll be leaving a bad review on this place” -customer
“oh noooo, we’ll shut down for sure!” -you, sarcastically
robby walking you to your car, the bus, or home on late shifts
MAJOR shit talking the other staff members and management
“i mean, how hard is it to take out the trash every once in a while?! that’s their job!” -you
“you know, i asked how to ring up a ‘special request’ the other day and the manager told me ‘it’ll just do it itself.’ the fuck does that mean?! anyways i just didn’t charge them. whatever.” -robby
“dude! and he knew the mop bucket was broken and didn’t tell anyone! my feet were covered in mop water, i had to tape it back together!” -you
“how do we work for such idiots?” -robby
“well, it’s a good thing we work for these idiots or we never would have met” -you
singing in the back while you do the dishes
which robby sometimes joined in on when he felt like it
messing with each other when one of you goes into the walk-in fridge or freezer (enclosed space)
*light turns off* *screaming*
getting absolutely destroyed during rushes
shit talking customers
trash can trick shots
“watch this” -you, kicking a piece of food off your shoe and into the trash
“what?! no way, let me try” -robby
predictably who gets fired next
“i got ten bucks on peter by next week” -robby
occasionally snagging some food from work
“you’re really gonna eat that? after everything we see back here you’re gonna eat that?” -you
“food is food” -robby
“not what it poisons you” -you
sneaking pictures of robby whenever you get bored
they can be pretty funny sometimes
when you’re not working with him, you know you can talk shit about whoever you ARE working with
y/n l/n: i cannot live like this. they just made food without gloves on
Robby (work): you’re joking
y/n l/n: i really wish i was. please save me
threatening to quit at least twice a week
“if you quit, i’ll quit. we can quit together” -robby
never actually quitting
convincing robby to make dumb videos with you while it’s slow
definitely have a ton of “disappointed face” pics together
every once in a while a crackhead strolls through the store and you just roll with it
if they don’t bother you, you don’t bother them
robby argues with customers as time goes on
ESPECIALLY ones giving you a hard time
having that “look” at each other when you know you’re annoyed with something but cant say it out loud at that moment
“did someone…did someone throw a salt shaker at us?” -you after dodging a salt shaker during a rush
“we don’t get paid enough for this shit” -robby
finding the most insane messes
“someone squirt ketchup all over the window” -robby
“wanna look for new jobs together?” -you
eventually you guys get some pretty sketchy customers
“name for the order?” -you
“trey”
“cruz”
they start getting all buddy buddy with robby and offer him a “job”
“can that one come too?” -robby, pointing to you
“think they can keep up?” -trey
“they run circles around me, they’ll do just fine” -robby
quitting on the spot—together. just like you planned
the perfect end to the perfect beginning
taglist: @ravenmoore14 // @retvenkos // @sweetheartlizzie07 // @an4aaa // @dindjarinsspouse // @summersimmerus // @xoxobabydolls // @sapphireplums // @petersgroupie // @ravenhood2792 // @mellowkingdombouquet // @itachisdangos // @evilcr0ne // @thedarkqueenofavalon //
#robby keene imagine#robby keene x reader#robby keene#cobra kai#cobra kai x reader#cobra kai imagine
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hii I literally just found your acc and i love your writing SO MUCH AHH soo i'm kinda wondering... what would being best friends with Bokuto and Kuroo be like hmm? Completely 10000% fine if u dont want to do this request, and instead just take this as an anon message saying I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH IT IS SO GOOD AND BRINGS ME SO MUCH HAPPINESS!!
— BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BOKUTO AND KUROO
includes - bokuto koutaro and kuroo tetsurou
a/n - i think this one is def one of my favs from the series :)) pls enjoy my love <3
- i love these boys so much omg
- i dont know why, but i feel like they chest bump you all the time when they get excited but completely forget that they're built like a brick wall and would make you splat on the ground
- then they see you like half conscious and start screaming "NOOOOOO" and hold your body as if you had just died or sum
- they just love love love teasing you, they think your blushing face is adorable
- they are super awkward and super good at comforting you like most of the time it's just them really tightly hugging you while patting your back
- they are like super competitive over your attention and are like lost puppies without you which annoys everyone lol
- they’re always bringing you to clubs bc they’re party whores but will be ruining any kind of fun that you’re about to have
- wanna take 5 shots? no only take 1. wanna hook up with some random hottie? no, you’re not allowed to leave our sight. wanna go on the dance floor by yourself? no, take one of us with you in case you get hurt
- but they’re all with good intentions ofc <3
- UGH WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE DANCING IN A CLUB THEYRE ALWAYS GRABBING YOUR WAIST
- and when y’all are in the uber back home, they love yelling out lyrics to random songs playing on the radio except the driver is this 🤏🏻 close to kicking you guys out because you’re all slurring your words and spitting out nonsense that gives everyone headaches
- if you thought they were clingy before we’ll get ready for when they’re drunk because HOLY SHIT they will literally start crying and screaming if you leave their arms and out of sight
- even if you need to need to go toilet, they don’t give two shits because they’re coming with you and are always like ‘what 🥺 happens 🥺 if 🥺 something 🥺 happens 🥺 to 🥺 you, 🥺 we 🥺 love 🥺 you 🥺 so 🥺 much, pls 🥺 don’t 🥺 leave”
- if you’re like superrrr hungover the next day, they always make a huge breakfast for you like pancakes and the whole shazam and write i ❤️ u in whipped cream
- whenever you guys have petty little arguments, you always say ‘this is why i like akaashi better, i hate you guys’ and it ALWAYS makes them all panicked and they apologise immediately
- okay so pretend you live with them for a minute
- whenever you’re washing the dishes, they’re always coming into the kitchen and dancing with a bluetooth speaker in hand, only wearing a t shirt and boxers with sunglasses, trying to annoy you
- they always try to tickle you when you’re not paying attention but if you’re anything like me and hate being tickled, just give them a good glare then they’ll stop straight away
- this is super random but you can’t ever sleep on the same bed as them bc they sleep in the starfish position and will push you off the bed unintentionally
- and no matter how much you complain, they always wanna cuddle like no matter what
- one time you left your phone with them while you went to the toilet and they took over 300 pics of themselves and changed your wallpaper and you still kept it 🥲
- they try to teach you volleyball but it never ever works out
- they like to hug you and nuzzle their head into your neck whenever they’re tired
- they LOVE going shopping with you and are the types of people to take things off racks and press it against you to see how it would look on you
- and when yall get home, they make you go a fashion show for them and they even have the numbers 7-10 on it as a way of rating how much they like the clothes
- (numbers 1-6 are not included because they know nothing you wear could EVER be below 7)
- there is nothing they love more than head rubs
- one time you were sick and when you walked out of your room, bokuto was burning down the kitchen trying to make you food while kuroo was doing handstands in the living room
- they wake you up in the middle of the night just so you can go get snacks with them so you'll just see 2 buff ass men in your room, staring down at you
- and you've definitely thrown something at them because they scared the shit out of you
- i also feel like they're morning people that make a lot of noise in the morning, whether it's making a smoothie at 6am or stomping around the house before dragging you to come to the gym with them or going on a run
- they actually ask you to help them whenever they're at the gym like timing them or laying on their back as they do pushups
- if you're mad at them for any type of reason and you storm off, they just throw you over their shoulder and carry you to the couch so you can talk about it
- i'm so sorry to say this but they send you their nudes to see if it's okay to send to someone
- they hold eye contact way too much whenever you speak to them, and it's to the point that you literally have to look another way
- kuroo puts all of your frequently used things on the top of shelves so you can ask him for help
- bokuto has definitely accidentally used your toothbrush more than once !!
- he also insists on texting every single thing that happened in his day to you, even if you're at school and work even if it's just about him taking a dump
- if you ever fall asleep on the couch, they always carry you into bed and tuck you in ******
- BOKUTO TALKS IN HIS SLEEP AND YOU CAN HERE IT FROM DOWN THE FUCKING HALL
- AND KUROO SNORES LIKE A 70 YEAR OLD GRANDPA
- if they accidentally cut themselves, they always pout and tells you to kiss their booboo
- yes, they call all injuries 'booboos'
- bokuto is a certified terrible driver pls never let him on the front seat
- kuroo is better than bokuto at driving but has severe road rage and has flips 4 people off everyday
- they insist on eating dinner together every night, and bokuto is the type of person who feeds you the first bite and is like 'HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE'
- they have accidentally called you mommy on numerous occasions but in a non sexual way
- bokuto will literally do anything for you if you asked
- they swing your hand super aggressively whenever you guys are holding hands
- they look IMMACULATE in suits sorry i don't make the rules
- they love for the moments when you initiate physical affection
gc name: bokuto's fangirls !!
bokuto: y/n
you: yes kou?
bokuto: do you think our kid would be cute?
you: how many times do i have to tell you that i'm not having a kid with you
bokuto: so you don't think they'll be cute??
kuroo: me and y/n's kid would be cuter
you: i'm not having kids with either of you shut up
bokuto: what if i propose to you???
you: i'm gonna say no
bokuto: what if i ask you tmr
you: still gonna be a no
bokuto: i'm gonna cry myself to sleep
kuroo: i'll bring you tissues, don't fret my dear
you: dinner's ready
bokuto: :((
you: stop
kuroo: i feel like eating out tonight
you: shut up i made food
bokuto: i'm upset now no-one talk to me
kuroo: yeah but what did you make
you: ur fav
bokuto: hello??
kuroo: REALLY?? YOU MADE IT FOR ME??
you: not really
bokuto: i'm gonna go cry in my room now
you: fuck i forgot to cook the rice
kuroo: we can just go get the microwave one from the store
you: okay we have to be quick
bokuto: are you guys there??
bokuto: HELLO???
bokuto: please don't forget me i love you guys
bokuto: pls pay attention to me im desperate
bokuto: why is no one home?????
bokuto: oh
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu hcs#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu scenarios#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x you#haikyuu x y/n#bokuto headcanons#bokuto hcs#bokuto imagines#bokuto scenarios#bokuto x reader#bokuto x you#bokuto x y/n#hq headcanons#hq x reader#kuroo headcanons#kuroo hcs#kuroo imagines#kuroo scenarios#kuroo x reader#kuroo x you#kuroo x y/n#haikyuu bokuto#haikyuu kuroo#haikyuu fluff#bokuto fluff#kuroo fluff
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so close to the real thing (closer than you think)
rating: explicit
word count: 6.8k
summary: Eddie's been pining over Richie for as long as he can remember. He loves everything about Richie; especially how much Richie loves touching him. It's a little inconvenient, though. Eddie copes with his pent up sexual tension by constantly checking a porn blog he's obsessed with on tumblr. This guy has the same type of body as Richie, he talks like Richie, his name is even Richie! It makes it all too easy for Eddie to pretend it really is Richie while getting himself off to all of the blog's content.
You'll never guess what he finds out when he starts sexting this stranger named Richie from his anonymous porn blog.
tags: friends to lovers, porn with feelings, love confessions, dom/sub dynamics, bi dom top richie, gay sub bottom eddie, the most oblivious pining idiots in the world lol we love them
notes: this is one of my more ridiculous ideas but I had so much fun with it lol. also as a note you probably should not approach people on the internet the way they do in this fic, but they're just v enthusiastic and everything here is v consensual!! still tho definitely don't take this indulgent fic as a guide on how to approach real people online lmao. okay have fun!!
read on ao3 or below!!
notsfw under the cut
Eddie Kaspbrak’s friends were his entire world; time spent with them meant everything to him. But he also really valued his alone time. He’d always been the sort who needed time to just sit on a grassy hill and watch the trains go by, to catch up on comics in his room, to get lost in Netflix shows or even just his thoughts as he moseyed around his apartment—one he live in by himself, for when these moods hit. He needed time to himself to unwind. And sometimes he unwound by scrolling through some porn blogs on tumblr with his hand in his pants.
There was one blog that he was particularly fond of. There were other blogs more catered to his personal interests, namely blogs that didn’t feature women like this one did. But there was a good balance of genders represented, so Eddie figured he could just scroll past those posts. This guy was worth it. His pictures were ridiculously hot, and his dirty talk was even hotter.
Also, his name was Richie. Which Eddie refused to acknowledge as part of the draw.
It was harder to ignore tonight. He’d been out with the losers, and Richie had just been so touchy. And there was something about the way he'd been talking; his voice was lower than normal, slower in a way that made Eddie’s stomach flip. And his touches had lingered, his hand squeezing Eddie’s hip slow, then lazily brushing against his ass as he dropped it. Eddie could hardly take it. He brushed it off as Richie just being tired from work, but god, Eddie wanted it to mean more. The hardest part was hiding how much he wanted Richie to keep doing it.
There were so many things Eddie wanted Richie to do to him. He wanted Richie to touch him harder, to grab him by his hips with both hands. Richie’s hands were so big; Eddie just knew Richie could manhandle him so easily, so roughly. He wanted to know what it would feel like to have Richie’s hands all over him, grabbing at his ass and his thighs, holding his wrists down, making him feel so small. While Eddie would never admit it, huffing at every short joke Richie made, but he loved being shorter than Richie. He loved how safe he felt when Richie held him. And he was dying to know how small he would feel with Richie looming above him, or sitting in Richie’s lap, bouncing on his cock. He wanted to hear Richie talking to him in that low, slow voice, with that condescension Eddie did his best to pretend not to be affected by. He wanted Richie to whisper in his ear and call him all those pretty names he always dropped so casually, all those sweet ones and also ones that were a lot meaner. He wanted Richie to want him.
But it was easier to think about it than to ask for it. He knew Richie had way more experience than him. Well, okay, maybe not way more necessarily, but they were starting their third year of college, and he hadn’t wasted any time. Eddie, on the other hand, hadn’t done anything more than hand stuff with someone else. The guys he’d hooked up with were nice enough, and hot enough, but they just… weren’t Richie.
He supposed this guy on tumblr wasn’t Richie either, but at least he was everything else Eddie wanted. None of his hookups had been so, well, dominant, and that was this guy’s whole thing. He was dominant and a top and into guys that looked like Eddie. He even kind of talked like Richie, and he was apparently pining over his best friend, just like Eddie was. It had him completely smitten. Plus, internet-Richie’s crush had brown eyes like Eddie, and he ran track, just like Eddie did. Internet-Richie had posted once about his dick getting hard watching his friend at his track meet, and Eddie had come so hard that night, his track shorts around his ankles, imagining his Richie thinking those things about him.
Eddie was in bed now, in nothing but his boxers and one of Richie’s old shirts that had been Eddie’s for a while now. Still reeling from the way Richie had been acting that night, he logged into his porn account on his phone and scrolled through his dash for a grand total of thirty seconds before going immediately to internet-Richie’s blog. A thrill went through Eddie’s body when he saw that he had just posted. He’d written, “god my friends gonna fuckn kill me with that ass, i wanna plow him so bad” then reblogged it and added, “reminder that my asks and dms are always open if any pretty needy little subs need help getting off. please come be sluts in my messages.” Eddie’s breath caught in his throat when he saw that there was a picture, too, one of him gripping his hard cock, his boxers pulled down just enough for Eddie to see the dark hair around the base of his cock. Eddie moaned at the sight. His cock was so nice, so long and thick and pink. And fuck, his fingers. They were so long and slim, almost as nice as his-Richie’s.
Eddie scrolled a little farther down, his heart racing. There were a lot of reblogs, but some original posts here and there, things like, “what i wouldn’t do to have a pretty guy drooling all over my cock rn,” and, “in the mood to get someone dick drunk. wanna fuck a someone so hard they forget their own name.” One that made Eddie nearly choke said, “want someone i can pump my come into whenever i want, over and over again. want a sub i can keep full of my come all the fuckn time.” That post had Eddie getting out his lube.
It also had him thinking about internet-Richie’s most recent post, his post about his DMs being open.
Eddie bit his lip and thought about it. He’d sent internet-Richie some asks before from his porn blog (his blog didn’t have his name on it, just the teddy bear emoji, since he privately thought the teddy/Eddie rhyme was fun and clever, and also it was cute), and he’d seemed plenty happy enough to respond then. Still, it felt like a much bigger step to DM him, to talk to him just one on one. But the more he read his posts, the more he thought about his-Richie and how he’d touched Eddie that night, the easier it was to convince himself to shoot his shot with this stranger.
Eddie just messaged him a simple, “hi,” with a heart emoji. It was innocent enough, but his heart was still racing.
Internet-Richie responded a lot faster than Eddie was expecting. Honestly he hadn’t been expecting a response at all. But he said:
hiya cutie (; ive been hoping youd message me
Eddie flushed. He couldn’t help but hear cutie in his-Richie’s voice—especially given how often Richie used the nickname. really? he typed back.
fuck yes, ur cute little messages make me so hard. i can tell ur a pretty little thing just from the way you type
Eddie was blushing deep. Pretty little thing. That was hotter than it should’ve been. He wanted his Richie to talk to him like that, in that deep, sleepy voice.
there’s no way you can tell that from some messages :P, Eddie sent.
His heart stopped at the next messages internet-Richie sent.
oh, u dont think so?
why dont u send me some pics to prove me wrong (;
Oh my god, Eddie thought, his breath coming short. His head swam at the thought of sending this guy nudes, of showing himself off to someone who clearly wanted to see him, who would know how to take care of him and fuck him the way he liked, a guy with his crush’s fucking name and body type and hands. It had Eddie’s cock hard and leaking, and he slowly slid a finger inside of himself.
But just because the thought turned him on didn’t mean he was gonna send this stranger what he wanted so easily, even if he desperately wanted to.
you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
He fingered himself open as he waited for a response, working his way up to two fingers. It was nearly impossible to ignore his cock, but he didn’t want to come before the conversation even had a chance to start.
fuck ya i would, internet-Richie responded. Then, in a second message, whats wrong baby? you shy? ill show u mine ;)
Eddie's breath caught. God, this guy even made stupid shit sound hot, just like Eddie’s Richie. This was unreal.
i’ve seen yours, Eddie pointed out.
ya and you musta liked it if ur messaging me rn
Eddie bit his lip. ...maybe
aw thats cute sweetheart. u know i can see all the needy little tags you add when u reblog my stuff right?
Eddie blushed. He’d kind of always hoped he’d read them, but he never thought he actually did. i didn’t know you read those
oh ya, read them, jerk off to them. bit of a size queen, aren’t you? ;) it’s cute. makes me so fuckn hard when u talk abt how u want me to fill you up
Eddie whimpered out loud, sliding a third finger into himself. Fuck, he wanted that cock inside of him so bad. But right now one of his toys would have to do, once he was stretched out enough. He sped up his fingers, getting impatient. Gathering up all of his horny courage, he sent, show me.
what, no please? only good boys who use their manners get dick pics babydoll
Eddie pouted and whined to himself, making quick work of sliding his hot pink vibrator inside of himself—well, as quickly as he could without hurting himself. He moaned as it filled him up, making pleasure spread deep through his body. Slowly pumping it in and out, he reached for his phone. please, he typed, please let me see? wanna know what to picture while i fuck myself with my vibrator. He even added the wide eyed pouting emoji to really milk the whole begging thing. He knew he’d been playing a little coy, but now with the way internet-Richie was talking to him he was getting desperate.
well fuck baby since ur begging ;)
Eddie held his breath as he waited for the picture, slowly rocking his toy in and out, savoring the feeling. He wished it was Richie doing it, wished it was his cock. The lines between which Richie blurred; he wanted to get fucked by either of them, both of them.
What Eddie received when his phone lit up was not a picture, but a video. It was short, just a few seconds of Richie’s hand dragging wetly, smoothly over his cock, but it had Eddie drooling. The room was dark, so he’d used a flash, and it made the mix of what Eddie assumed was precome and spit glisten as the swollen head of Richie’s cock disappeared and reappeared from behind his fingers. Eddie must’ve played it at least five times, fucking himself a little faster, before remembering to say something back. And to take a video of his own. fuck, I want you so bad, want you to fucking ruin me, he wrote back. A part of him couldn’t believe how openly desperate he was being, but he found that he liked it; he liked the way it made him blush, he liked the way it felt to beg, to ask for what he wanted.
Richie’s response came fast: show me kitten. show me how you want me to fuck your pretty little ass.
Eddie moaned at the pet name; casual little nicknames were such a weakness for him. He was already so far gone, just picturing Richie’s cock inside of him, picturing him stroking his cock to thoughts of Eddie. The attention had his cock hard and leaking as he thrust his vibrator even deeper inside of himself, pumping it in and out a few more times before rolling over and getting on his hands and knees. It was hard to take a video from this angle, but he wanted to show off his ass and hide his face. Plus, there was something so hot about having his ass in the air and his face shoved in his pillow, looking like the perfect image of someone desperate to be fucked. He loved the way it made him feel, loved the thought of being so open for someone. For Richie.
He ended up shooting a short video as well, about ten seconds of him sliding his vibrator slowly in and out of himself, letting out soft little moans. He was pretty pleased with the way it turned out, his hole pink and smooth and wet as it stretched around his toy. The angle was a little weird, showing a lot of his room once or twice when his hand slipped a little, but overall he thought his ass looked amazing, if he did say so himself. He sent it and said, feels so good. do you want me to go faster?
As he sent it, he got settled on his back, forcing himself to go slow as he fucked himself while he waited for internet-Richie’s response. It was taking longer than before, and Eddie was getting antsy; it was so hard to drag it out, to not get ahead of himself. But whatever Richie was doing, Eddie knew it would be worth the wait. Still, he pouted as his cock ached, begging for attention.
He almost jumped out of his skin when he heard a knock at the door.
He groaned to himself and stayed put, fucking himself even slower as he waited for whoever it was to leave. But then the knocking continued, loud and incessant and obnoxious, and Eddie knew exactly who it was. He also knew he wasn’t going to go away any time soon, which honestly made him smile and blush. Richie had terrible timing, but Eddie would never be upset to see him.
Reluctantly, he slowly slid the toy out and pulled on his shorts, leaving his shirt off. He still had a pretty obvious boner, but his horny brain did not mind the idea of Richie seeing it. So he strode lazily down the hall, shouting a performatively annoyed, “I’m coming!” Finally, he opened the door, cocking his hip to the side and giving Richie an expectant look. “Can I help you?” he asked, a small smile dancing around the corner of his lips. He had to fight off a smirk at the wide eyed look Richie gave him as he ran his eyes over Eddie’s body.
“Fuck,” he muttered lowly, his eyes trained on Eddie’s cock, which was getting even harder the more Richie stared. Eddie bit his lip and grinned a little, making doe eyes at Richie. But Richie didn’t meet his gaze—instead he brushed past Eddie, his mouth still hanging open as he made his way urgently toward Eddie’s bedroom.
“Richie?” Eddie asked, a little let down that Richie’s hands weren’t all over him right now. But hey, if he was heading to Eddie’s bedroom he figured that was at least the right direction. He closed his front door and followed Richie into his room, where he found him staring at the bright pink vibrator on the bed. As confident and horny as Eddie was feeling, that still made him blush. He was only human. Crossing his arms, he said, bashful now, “I was kind of in the middle of something.”
Richie looked over at him, his cheeks bright red under his freckles. Then he got a glimmer of that trademark shit-eating grin on his face. “Eds, you fucking slut,” he said, sounding both delighted and breathless. “You are so fucking hot.”
Eddie flushed and tried not to squirm, but he couldn’t help but press his legs together, his eyes brightening. Fuck, was this actually happening? Shit, he needed to think of something witty to say. “You gonna do anything about it?” Okay, that kinda sounded like a corny porn, but he had to give himself credit for even being able to form words just after his lifelong crush and personal wet dream had just admitted his attraction to him.
“I think I already have been,” Richie said, still grinning.
Eddie cocked an eyebrow at him. He couldn’t help but smile back. “Oh yeah? How do you figure that?”
Eddie was expecting a confession. He was expecting something along the lines of you think I don’t notice how you look at me? or did you really think those were casual touches earlier? What he was not expecting was for Richie to unlock his phone and hold it up, showing Eddie the video he had just taken, the video he’d sent to internet-Richie.
Oh. Oh. Oh fuck.
“Oh my god, that’s you?” Eddie cried in disbelief.
“You’re telling me you didn’t recognize this dick?” Richie asked, swaggering over to Eddie, clearly enjoying himself.
“How did you recognize it was me?”
Richie nodded toward the Thundercats poster on Eddie’s wall, then to the model train that sat on his dresser. “What other guy has decor like that and the ass to match?”
Eddie grinned and shook his head. “That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Well pardon me for not being especially eloquent when I’ve just learned that the guy I’ve been masturbating to since I learned how to and been in love with for even longer has been masturbating to me too.”
Eddie’s eyes went wide, all thoughts of getting fucked leaving for a moment. “You’re in love with me?” he asked, his voice as soft as his smile.
Richie was not a bashful person, but the little laugh he let out just then was close to it. “Have been my whole life, but thanks for finally noticing.”
Eddie shook his head and stepped closer, until he had to crane his head up to meet Richie’s gaze. “I love you too.”
Richie’s eyes widened behind his thick frames. Eddie had only seen that look in Richie’s eyes a few times before, but he never wanted to lose sight of it again. He always wanted Richie to look at him like that. But then Richie was closing his eyes and leaning down. It only took Eddie a second to get with the program, drinking in the moment just a little longer before letting his own eyes fall shut as he pressed his lips against Richie’s.
It started gentle enough, if deep and passionate and intentional. But then Richie’s hands were on Eddie’s bare waist, skin against skin, and Eddie was gasping into Richie’s mouth, his hands coming up and resting against Richie’s chest. He curled his fingers into Richie’s shirt as Richie ran his tongue over Eddie’s lips, just before pulling away. He laughed at Eddie’s indignant little whine.
“Oh, you mean you don’t want me to take off my shirt right now?” he smirked as Eddie tried to pull him closer by the offending fabric. Huffing, Eddie conceded and let go long enough to let Richie pull the shirt off over his head.
“Oh,” he said softly, his voice a little, awed moan as he drank in Richie’s chest. It wasn’t like Richie had never been shirtless in front of Eddie before, but Eddie had never felt like he was allowed to really look at Richie all those times. But now he could; now he could touch. And he did, running his fingers over Richie’s smooth, warm skin, over his acne scars and blackheads and freckles. “Fuck, Richie,” he sighed before pressing his lips to Richie’s collarbones, trailing them all over Richie’s beautiful chest.
Richie gave a breathless, almost shy laugh as he stroked Eddie’s hair. “Damn, Eds, never pegged you as a tits guy.”
“Oh, fuck off,” Eddie giggled, bringing his lips back to Richie’s. They both smiled into it, getting lost for a moment as Richie’s hands slid slowly down Eddie’s sides. His hands lingered on Eddie’s hips for a moment before he slid them further down and grabbed at Eddie’s ass, making him gasp.
“Is that any way to talk to the guy who’s about to rail you ‘til you can’t walk?”
“What’re you gonna do about it?” Eddie asked with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Spank me?”
“You’d like that, wouldn’t you?” Richie smirked. He gave Eddie’s ass a playful smack, making Eddie gasp again and fall into him, needing more. Richie’s voice was dripping with adoration as he purred, “Little brat,” and pulled Eddie against him, kissing him again. Eddie went with it easily and happily parted his lips to let Richie lick into his mouth. Richie had one hand gripping Eddie’s jaw and the other on his ass, touching him in a way that exuded a command Eddie was desperate to follow. God, Eddie knew Richie had big hands, but they felt huge on him like this. It was dizzyingly hot. And the way Richie’s tongue was teasing his had Eddie’s knees going weak. His dick was throbbing in his shorts, aching to finish what he’d started, what had been interrupted. When he thought about it all—about playing with himself for Richie, about the video Richie had sent him, about all those things Richie had said about filling Eddie up—he felt himself clench down on nothing, desperate to get fucked. Desperate to feel Richie’s cock so deep inside of him.
“Richie,” he whined into the kiss, pulling on Richie’s belt loops, “please.” He pressed himself urgently against Richie and rutted shamelessly against his thigh.
“Fuck, you’re a needy little thing, aren’t you?” His voice was cocky and teasing, but there was an apparent undercurrent of wonder there as well.
Eddie shoved his face into Richie’s neck and whined, grabbing onto Richie’s wrists without even knowing what his goal was. “Richie,” he whimpered, sounding pitiful and ruined already.
“What do you want, baby?” Richie’s voice made it clear that he was enjoying seeing Eddie this wrecked, and that just made Eddie even harder. “Come on, tell me, use your words.”
Eddie squirmed as Richie held him close, but still not touching him in any relieving way. “I need you inside,” Eddie said, his voice high and soft as he squirmed in Richie’s grip. “God, please, Richie, need you to fuck me. Fuck me so hard I can’t even think. Fuck me like I’m your little toy.”
Eddie could hardly believe the words coming out of his mouth, and judging by the gasp he heard Richie let out, he’d caught Richie off guard too. But if the hard bulge in his jeans that brushed up against Eddie was any indication, he was apparently just as turned on as Eddie was. Besides, Eddie knew from his blog that Richie was really into that sort of thing too—and, apparently, really into the idea of doing those things with Eddie. The realization that Richie had been saying all those filthy things about him had him grinding against him with even more fervor, kissing his neck with a heated confidence. Richie moaned, and Eddie could feel the warmth of it spreading through him. “Yeah, sweetheart? You want to feel me inside you? You think you’re ready for me?”
“Yes,” Eddie sighed, looking up at Richie with wide, desperate eyes. He shivered at the new look in Richie’s eyes, the blue nearly entirely eclipsed by how wide his pupils were. He looked hungry for Eddie; Eddie wanted to feel it. “‘M ready, Richie, please, so open for you.” He looked to the toy on his bed pointedly, but Richie only gave a deep laugh.
“Oh honey, that’s cute that you think that little thing is gonna have you ready for my cock.” Eddie’s breath caught; that toy wasn’t small. Before he could gather his scattered brain enough to react, Richie was scooping him up and tossing him on the bed, the toy falling forgotten to the floor. Richie moved Eddie onto his back, and Eddie went happily, pliantly. Richie’s fingers were cool against Eddie’s burning skin as he hooked his fingers into the waistband of Eddie’s shorts, slowly dragging them over his hips and down his legs, tossing them to the floor. Eddie’s cock was dripping with precome, his chest flushed a bright red as he squirmed under Richie’s gaze. Eddie been dreaming of Richie manhandling him like this for he didn’t even know how long; he couldn’t help the way he reacted. And he especially couldn’t help the pleased little sound he made when Richie murmured, “God, you’re gorgeous, Eds.” Then Richie was grabbing him by the ankles, gently but firmly spreading Eddie’s legs, and Eddie let out the most pathetic, genuine moan he’d ever heard. “Fuck, baby, you sound pretty. You like when I spread you open?” Richie asked. He was smirking down at Eddie, but Eddie could see how flushed he was, could see the thrilled awe in his dark, hungry eyes as Eddie nodded.
“Richie, please,” Eddie whimpered. “I need you so bad.” He sat up, reaching for Richie’s belt, but Richie easily pressed him back against the mattress with a large hand on the center of his chest. The confidence in Richie’s dominance took Eddie’s breath away, and he stayed right where he was, nice and obedient, as he watched Richie get off the bed and slowly undo his belt, then his button and zipper. He took his time dragging his jeans and boxers off, enough time to let Eddie’s eyes linger on the reveal of the dark hair under Richie’s waistband. Then Richie’s cock was bouncing up against his stomach, hard and flushed and fucking long. Eddie moaned at the sight and fisted the sheets underneath him. He wanted so badly to get his mouth on Richie, to breathe him in and be nice and good for Richie on his knees. But he was also desperate to get fucked; his hole clenched down on nothing at the thought, and then it was all he could think about again. “Richie,” he repeated, whining now as he reached for him. “Stop being such a tease.”
Richie laughed as he moved easily out of Eddie’s grip and climbed on top of him. Eddie gasped softly at the sight of Richie above him, his dark curls surrounding his face, his full, pink lips pulled into the most beautiful smile Eddie had ever seen in his life. He ran his hands over Richie’s chest and sides, marveling at the fact that this was really happening. Then, his eyes flickering down, he tentatively brought his hand to Richie’s cock.
“Oh, fuck,” they said, both at the same time, making them giggle together.
“Fuck, Eds, your pretty little hand looks so cute wrapped around my cock,” Richie teased in a low, rough voice. Eddie shivered; he couldn’t tell if Richie was praising him or degrading him, but either way it made his head fuzzy.
“‘M not that little,” Eddie grumbled out of habit. But he was clearly breathless. He’d never been good at pretending not to like Richie’s compliments, however teasing.
“Aw, but you are, baby,” Richie cooed, nuzzling his nose against Eddie’s and pressing a lingering kiss to his lips. “You’re so cute and tiny for me. I don’t even know if we’ll be able to fit my cock inside you.”
“I can,” Eddie whined, both indignant and impatient. He bucked his hips up, but Richie held him down. He gasped when he felt the warm, soft skin of Richie’s cock press against his stomach. Looking down, he saw that Richie had his cock lying on Eddie’s stomach, showing just how deep he would be once he was inside Eddie.
“You sure about that, babydoll?” While the teasing note was still there, Richie’s voice got noticeably softer as he said, “I don’t wanna hurt you.”
Eddie’s chest swelled at that. Cupping Richie’s face in his hands, he insisted, “I can take it.” Then he reached down and took Richie in his hand, glowing with pride when Richie let out a low moan. “Richie, please, I want you so bad.”
“Okay, baby,” Richie agreed, turning his head to kiss Eddie’s palm. “Fuck, I want you, too.” But he stalled. “Have you ever… like, been fucked before?”
Eddie flushed. “Well, not by someone else, but I have some toys. I’m not gonna break, Richie.” He huffed, but the way Richie was looking at him soothed any ruffled feathers.
“I’m your first?” His smile was soft, and while his eyes glittered, there was nothing teasing about his tone.
“I didn’t wanna do it with anyone else,” Eddie mumbled. He tried to look away, but Richie pulled him into a kiss.
“Fuck, I never thought you’d want me,” he chuckled. “Sorry, that was depressing, I just mean I can’t believe we didn’t do this sooner, you know?”
Eddie beamed, a small, giddy giggle dancing on his lips. “Well it’ll happen sooner if you stop talking so much.” But his smile, and all of the little kisses he planted on Richie’s freckled shoulders told Richie that Eddie never wanted him to stop talking.
“Alright, alright, sheesh, I know I’m hot but you don’t gotta rush me.” Eddie was still giggling when Richie kissed him, and he could feel that Richie was smiling too. “Where’s your lube?”
Eddie stretched his hand out and patted the bed for a moment, searching. After what was probably only four seconds but felt like an eternity, he finally found the bottle and handed it eagerly to Richie. “Oh, right,” Richie smirked, “you’re already wet for me, aren’t you?” Eddie moaned as Richie swiped his fingers over Eddie’s slick hole, pressing in just a bit. His fingers went in easily, and he pumped them slowly, drawing little, breathy moans out of Eddie. Richie’s fingers were a lot longer and thicker than his own, and they felt amazing, but they weren’t what he wanted in that moment.
“Richie, fuck me,” he whined.
“Aw, no please? Again?” Richie tsked and shook his head, curling his fingers against Eddie’s prostate, making him cry out. “I told you, sweetheart, only good boys who use their manners get fucked.”
“Please,” Eddie cried. He rocked his hips and grabbed at Richie’s shoulders, at his arms, not even sure what his goal was there other than to get Richie closer, to get his attention, to show him how desperate he was. “Please fuck me, please.” He sounded pathetic begging like this, but that just made him harder. And it made Richie’s pupils even wider as he slid his fingers out of Eddie and pressed a kiss to his lips.
“Good boy,” he purred. Eddie moaned and arched into Richie’s touch, but he only gave Eddie one more kiss on his cheek before pulling back and covering his cock in lube. Eddie watched, entranced, as Richie’s hand moved smoothly over his cock, glistening and slick. Then Richie was gently spreading Eddie’s legs even further and pressing the head of his cock against Eddie’s hole.
“Yes,” Eddie whimpered brokenly, grasping at the sheets beneath him. “Richie, please.” Meeting his gaze, he said softly, “I need you.”
“I’ve got you,” Richie assured him in a voice that made Eddie feel like he was glowing. Richie took Eddie’s hand in his and entwined their fingers, using his other hand to guide his cock inside of Eddie, who gasped at the feeling. God, he couldn’t believe this was happening. He couldn’t believe his first time was going to be with his favorite person. He couldn’t believe he was finally getting exactly what he wanted. Love flooded through him, warm and perfect, somehow both soothing and electrifying as he watched Richie’s face. Eddie’s mouth dropped as Richie pressed into him, deeper and deeper and still fucking deeper, until finally Richie let out a low moan and Eddie felt absolutely breathless. The stretch was intense, and he held onto Richie tightly as he caught his breath. “Are you alright?” Richie asked. His voice was strained, but the care and concern in it was clear. “You don’t have to take all of it if it’s too much.”
Eddie wanted to laugh at the remark or roll his eyes, but with how breathless and dizzied by pleasure he already was, he had to admit Richie had a point. “Just need a minute,” he gasped. Richie ran a soothing hand over Eddie’s skin, helping him even out his breathing and relax. The feeling of Richie’s cock twitching in anticipation inside of him had him letting out little moans as he adjusted, getting more and more used to the feeling until he felt comfortable enough to tell Richie he could move. Richie kissed him before he did, his lips soft against Eddie’s, a reassuring weight. Eddie breathed in sharply as Richie pulled back, grabbing at Richie’s shoulders.
Richie immediately stopped. “You okay, baby?” he asked, caressing Eddie’s face.
Eddie wanted to melt. Richie was always touching him, always jokingly flirting with him, but this unabashed concern and, well, love had previously been reserved for dire situations, like panic attacks or injuries. Eddie couldn’t help the dopey smile that bloomed on his face as he tilted his chin up and kissed Richie. “I’m okay,” he said breathlessly. “It’s just a little different from my vibrator.” They both gave a shaky laugh as Richie nuzzled his nose against Eddie’s.
“Better, I hope?” he grinned.
“Can’t tell yet,” Eddie retorted. Another snarky comment was on the tip of his tongue when Richie pulled his hips further back, effectively sucking all the air—and attitude—from Eddie’s chest. And then Richie was pushing back in, and Eddie let out a moan he couldn’t have faked if he tried, relaxing back into the mattress as his eyes fell shut. It was the best thing he’d ever felt, pleasure and relief flooding through his body. They’d been building up this tension for years; Eddie had figured it would feel good to break it, but it really felt magical, like something had just clicked into place. Feeling Richie inside of him, rocking his hips carefully, feeling Richie twitch as he tried not to lose control had Eddie’s head reeling. Eddie’s eyes fluttered open, focusing on Richie above him, on how flushed his face was. When Richie met his eye, pressing in deep, Eddie let out a small, “Fuck.”
“Yeah? Does that feel good, sweetheart?”
Richie was smirking as he said it, but there was something else sparkling in his eyes. Something giddy and awed. Something that made Eddie sigh dreamily, “I love you.”
Richie’s eyes widened for a moment before he pressed his lips firmly against Eddie’s, his hands roaming over Eddie’s body like he couldn’t choose where to put them, where to touch him. “I love you so much,” he beamed, pressing a few more kisses to Eddie’s cheeks. Eddie giggled at the feeling, but then Richie’s hips moved just a little faster, pressing him in just a little deeper, and he was back to melting under Richie’s touch, clinging to him as he rocked his hips with Richie’s. “Fuck, you’re so amazing, baby, so fucking beautiful. You look so good like this, holy shit.”
Eddie smiled almost drunkenly at Richie’s ability to ramble even when blowing Eddie’s mind. “Feels so good,” he moaned, his voice breathy and just a little bit higher than normal. He wrapped his legs around Richie’s waist. “Please, Richie, please.”
“Fuck, baby, wanna make you feel like this all the fucking time,” Richie groaned as he picked up the pace. Eddie whined in pleasure at the change, and that just spurred Richie to go faster, harder, until he was well and truly fucking Eddie, both of them moaning with every thrust.
“Oh my god,” Eddie cried, “ohmygodohmygodhmygod, oh fuck, Richie, please.” It felt so amazing, Richie fucking into him like this, but he needed that little bit more. His cock was throbbing desperately, achingly hard; he needed to feel Richie’s hand on him. “Richie, please,” he whimpered, “please, please touch me. I need you, I need you so bad, please, Richie.” Eddie was pouting now, grabbing aimlessly at Richie, his legs still wrapped tight around him.
“Fuck, you’re so hard for me,” Richie marveled, his voice sweet and condescending as he wrapped his hand around Eddie’s cock. Eddie nearly screamed at the contact, his back arching off the bed. Richie laughed a little, which just made Eddie even harder. The way Richie spread his precome over his cock, twisting his wrist just so as he stroked him had that familiar tension coiling in his lower stomach. “Aw, does that feel good? You gonna come on my cock, kitten?”
“Fuck, yes!” Eddie screamed. He gripped at the sheets as Richie stroked him, his voice washing over Eddie, mixing with the pleasure of Richie’s touch, of his thrusts. “Yes, yes, yes, please let me come, please, please, please.”
“That’s a good boy,” Richie purred, and Eddie could feel himself tipping over the edge at the words, at how low and affected Richie’s voice was. He groaned out, “Come on my cock like a good boy, princess,” and pure pleasure crashed over Eddie like a wave. He arched his back and cried out as he came, his moans filling the room as he squirmed under Richie, grabbed at him, at the sheets. It was fucking ethereal. He felt somehow so in tune with his body and yet so detached, like he was floating. He was barely cognizant of what Richie was saying, but when he put the sounds together and realized Richie had just said, panting, “Fuck, baby, gonna come,” Eddie felt like a live wire again.
“In me,” he said urgently. His mind was still a little too scattered for full sentences, but he knew what he wanted. God, he felt like he needed it. Like he needed to feel that connected to Richie. “Richie, come inside me, please.”
Richie apparently didn’t need to be told twice; he let out a moaned, “Oh, fuck,” before burying his face in Eddie’s neck, his breathy moans like music in Eddie’s ear. And then, as Eddie was coming down from his own high, he felt the holiest thing in the world: Richie’s cock, twitching inside of him, then his warm come filling Eddie up. It was unreal, being this close to him. Richie clutching at him as he came. It was even better than the little fantasies Eddie occasionally allowed himself. Richie was here, in his arms, pressing kisses to his neck as he caught his breath. Eddie was stroking his hair and rubbing his back as Richie nuzzled into him. Richie’s skin pressed against his skin, his legs wrapped around Richie’s waist, then falling to his sides, but still pressed to him. Still keeping him close. There wasn’t a single thought in his head that wasn’t about Richie.
Richie pulled him from his dreamy haze with light kisses pressed up his jaw, then over his cheeks. Eddie giggled at the onslaught of affection, still reeling from how fucking hot and euphoric what they had just done together had been. But he happily accepted Richie’s kisses, his heart bursting, then racing as Richie pulled back to look in his eyes. “Holy, fuck,” Richie beamed, his face flushed and blue eyes hooded from the weight of his orgasm, even as they sparkled.
“I know,” Eddie said, returning Richie’s grin as he basked in the surreality of having Richie on top of him, his dorky yet charming smile framed by lips that were red and swollen because of Eddie. His glasses were knocked askew, and Eddie instinctively reached up to fix them. With a sense of wonder, he realized that his touch was allowed to linger this time. He ran his fingers down Richie’s cheekbones, over his jaw, cupped his cheeks. “I love you,” he said. The words spilled out over his lips like he couldn’t stand not to say them. And while it made his heart race a little to say it out loud now that the adrenaline and tension was all worked through, it felt even better this time when Richie’s face softened and he nuzzled his nose against Eddie’s.
“I love you so fucking much.” Richie’s voice rarely got that soft, that sincere; it felt like a blanket wrapping around Eddie. It felt safe, secure. It felt like a promise. And if there was anyone in the world Eddie knew he could trust, it was Richie. That feeling of everything coming together came back to Eddie as he lay there under Richie, their lips moving together, feeling light as a feather now that everything was finally out in the open.
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