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#the season 3 spoilers that we will never be
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little tidbits of Ragh, Porter, Jace, and Kalina lore from the past two seasons that you probably forgot about
SPOILERS for freshman & sophomore year obvs, as well as up to ep 16 of junior year [which is when I am writing this so if shit changes that's why]
Ragh got the Kalina disease from Porter
Kalina said Lydia Barkrock's name in FHSY - she says "I'm going to go kill Lydia Barkrock"
(source: 2:18:52 of ep 6 of FHSY)
What Ragh saw on prom night freshman year that made him a threat to Kalina: Jace and Arianwen talking to a third, invisible person. Then Porter steps in and does a type of barbarian healing spell that involves blood transfer, infecting Ragh. Then, as Ragh is walking home, Kalina threatens him, as he can see her now. So. BOTH JACE AND PORTER ARE AND HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS INDIVIDUALS FROM THE START.
(source: 49:53 of ep 4 of FHSY)
We have never properly addressed the fact that Fig (and Emily Axford) did not start hating Porter completely out of nowhere. The triggering event was the Corn Cuties Incident at the very beginning of freshman year. In the immediate aftermath, after they go get Vice Principal Goldenrod (aka Kalvaxus), he orders Jace and Porter to keep watch over the crime scene. Fig rolled an insight check to see how Porter was reacting to the whole situation (Jace immediately started screaming at the sight of all the corn and blood and bodies). Brennan tells her 'Porter doesn't look all that surprised'. This is the spark of the Porter distrust.
(source: ep 3 of fantasy high, 20:49 for the insight roll, 32:30 for Jace & Porter going through the crime scene while Riz is hiding and observing)
will update with anything we learn, no guarantees on when tho
speculations meta under the cut
now i hear you screaming crying throwing up saying that Porter has actually been kind of cool lately, and I understand. personally i have not forgiven him for not signing gorgug's mcat in the first place, but i can see gorgug has, and thus many of you have. he does have some good things to say about the importance of anger and being able to channel your aggression.
however, I thought Vice Principal Goldenhoard was kind of cool before the finale of season 1, and I thought A Certain Frosting-haired Motherfucker was kind of cool before ep 9 of acoc - Brennan is excellent at making you trust people you should not be trusting. Also, although we know Porter wasn't in on the palimpsest plan [he gets sucked into one], that doesn't mean he wasn't in contact with Kalina at all.
there's one scenario I can think of in which Porter would be innocent, which I consider to be unlikely but possible.
We're post-Prompocalypse.
Jace has to be evil for this to work. imo Jace is demonstrably some level of evil (the talk w Kalina and Arianwen) but just in case you're on the fence. He also has to know that Porter is infected.
Porter is there, and does not know that he is infected.
If he hasn't been collaborating with Kalina, why would he? It's established that the Shadowcat Plague has no symptoms other than "you can see Kalina", and was spread far beyond just Fallinel.
[e.g. in fhsy, they do a livestream of Kalina, and responses are mixed between people who can see her and people who can't (1:11:38 ep 17)] so he could just have it by happenstance.
Alternately, it's possible that Jace infected Porter at some point over the course of the school year. I'm not saying they fucked (I mean they could've but I don't think that's what happened). It's established that spit can do it too - in the nightmare forest, Kalina tries to get Kristen to bite Riz to reinfect him (20:44 ep 17). Sharing a cup, a bottle, a fork, a whistle, anything your mouth goes on could've done it. Or Porter could've done the blood-sharing healing spell to Jace at some point.
Regardless, Kalina tells Jace that Ragh needs to be infected, Jace tells Porter to go heal Ragh, keeping himself uninvolved.
otherwise it is just too coincidental that Ragh is infected exactly when Kalina needs him to be. Either Porter's in on it, or was manipulated by Jace.
and then Fig's dirty 20 insight check to see that he doesn't look surprised would have to just be him going 'yeah it makes sense that arthur aguefort would do something this batshit, just another day at aguefort adventury academy'
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hiyyihrts · 3 days
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It’s so funny how people have a problem with Colin being in a brothel and having a threesome when Benedict literally had one in season 3, and Anthony was with Sienna, wanted to take Colin to a brothel and was sleeping around before he fell for Kate. I know it’s different for anyone, but I couldn’t care less who Colin has been with in the show, as we will get him besotted with Penelope. Also I think a lot of people have multiple partners and a history before settling down with the one they intend to be serious with, and that’s the case here.
Also, if you are a member of the Polin subreddit and do not mind major spoilers, you can find the entire break down of the first episode from season 3 from the Australia screening.
It doesn’t necessarily matter what the brothers did or didn’t do, I personally feel it’s a bit out of character for show Colin since he’s never really shown interest before (to my knowledge). Book Colin on the other hand is an entirely different story.
And it makes no difference if Colin has experience or not to me, I just think it could’ve been a prime opportunity to have a male lead who’s not that experienced with women and who has only heard things most from his brothers. Bc I find it hard to believe that EVERY man of that era was out fucking left and right we had to have had a few virgins mixed in 😭😭 but I think it could’ve been an opportunity for him and Pen to explore intimacy and those acts together and think it could’ve been a very sweet exploration of their sexualities if that makes sense. Bc that’s also nice to see in the romance genre since it’s such a rarity as it is, even in regular shows that aren’t period pieces.
And I avoid Reddit like the plague I’ve never been a fan of it tbh 😭. I just see what ppl send me.
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mando-din-lorian · 1 year
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Bobadin Brain go VROOM
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goeticprincecorbin · 1 year
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v0idwraith · 1 year
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i am actually hyperventilating right now help
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vivaislenska · 6 days
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Maybe one day they’ll be able to flip through their scrapbook and laugh about it all
🥲🤞
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daniwib · 16 days
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Eddie chose their bachelor party outfits
Buck explains that it was an 80’s themed party and that he was dressed as Crocket and Eddie as Tubbs, then Eddie corrects him and says HE is Crockett and Buck is Tubbs.
We all know Buck’s pop culture knowledge is lacking and the fact that he got their character names mixed up and Eddie corrects him tells me that Eddie chose them. Why is this interesting?
Because Crocket and Tubbs are the guys from Miami Vice. If you don’t know it we’ll forgive you since it aired from 1984 – 1989, before a lot of you were probably born or old enough to be watching it. Before either Buck or Eddie were born too, by the way (and Christ don’t I feel old since I was in high school when it ended).
So, Eddie choosing to go as Sonny Crockett is FASCINATING to me. Quoting heavily from this article:
“Sonny struggles with depression, gets attached easily and just as easily hurt and makes dad jokes. Sonny is prickly, vulnerable, and deeply sad. I would also argue that he’s pretty heavily queercoded, and I don’t think it’s entirely unintentional.”
Sound somewhat familiar at all?
Interestingly, the penultimate episode of season 1 is titled Evan. Why is that interesting, you ask? As this article says, “Oh, you know, it’s then the moment Sonny’s possible bisexuality starts to seem like an intentional implication rather than an accident of incautious scripting”…
There’s a lot more to Miami Vice of course, and my memory of it is filtered through 30 years of life so it’s not perfect. You can find out more for yourselves if you want. I just find it very interesting that it’s Eddie who went as Crockett instead of Buck.
Interesting and exciting when we view it through the lens of Buddie possibly going canon in the future.
Why did you choose to be Crockett, Eddie? What is your subconscious telling you that you aren’t ready to hear yet Mr Diaz ‘who freaked out that your girlfriend was a Catholic nun’, hmmm?
I wonder…
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atticoratticus · 6 months
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Spreading my blue eyebrow Rindou agenda with this tbh 🙏
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secretagentmothman · 2 years
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I cannot BELIEVE that when Hunter reunites with Darius, the most fashion forward coven head in the isles, he is going to be rockin a mullet a wolf shirt and a Star Trek cosplay.
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renfriscreyden · 10 months
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My witcher season 3 review
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7002light · 1 year
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— plan 99.
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timetodiverge · 2 months
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Ventress and the other "presumed dead/missing" force-users (*cough*macewindu) waiting to be released from the Vault so they too can wreak havoc
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Memes: The Bad Batch | Ahsoka
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lifeiskickingmyass · 1 year
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Trent and his ex-wife had to explain to their daughter what was happening in a way a young child would understand, and then his daughter and ex-wife made him a pride bracelet and no I will not change my mind
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celestialrealms · 6 months
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Something so soft about Barbatos drying MC's hair for them 🥺
Bonus: You VS. the guy he tells you not to worry about (or, why I don't mind this card was in the guest room of the castle instead of MC's room at Cocytus Hall like on the deflower)
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VS.
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Ah wow, I just finished building the Dragons Rising Destiny Bounty LEGO set - it looks SO GOOD and show accurate, I can't wait to see it more in the sho-
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theleafling · 4 months
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MARGO WALKED SO MARS COULD RUN!!! I say, with false enthusiasm knowing she is going to jail for the rest of her life and we will probably not see her in future seasons
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