Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)
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simultaneously underwhelmed and overwhelmed with life
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time is moving so fast and being alive on this earth is so scary and im not even in love. whatever. *watches another movie*
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
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whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast
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*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys
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"The Stoppables"
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Guy who fakes his death every time he gets mildly embarrassed about something he did
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the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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